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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • Pulling out a 3 week old splinter from my finger. I do not own the rights to any music heard in this video.

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  • @Longtallone03HD
    @Longtallone03HD 4 года назад +6864

    Everything in my reccomended has a splinter

  • @normathomas7595
    @normathomas7595 4 года назад +2576

    Me:cry over the smallest splinter every
    Them: having trees in they fingers and toes

    • @isabeaumiller7931
      @isabeaumiller7931 4 года назад +86

      The smallest ones are the worst tho. You can’t get a hold of those tiny bastards

    • @ek16_fut2
      @ek16_fut2 4 года назад +10

      Isabeau Miller looool so true

    • @thuyggvvvh6554
      @thuyggvvvh6554 4 года назад +9

      Isabeau Miller lol I laughed so hard when I read that🤣😂

    • @mellowyellow2472
      @mellowyellow2472 4 года назад +8

      Lol and he even had it for three weeks

    • @thopanimesqueq2690
      @thopanimesqueq2690 4 года назад +9

      No trees,but a tower 😆😆

  • @rishabverma666
    @rishabverma666 4 года назад +2959

    he:
    me: "ouch" "aaaaaa" "eeee" "ohhh"

  • @icefoxx7798
    @icefoxx7798 4 года назад +987

    Welcome to another episode of “where quarantine will take me today”

  • @ssjjose9114
    @ssjjose9114 4 года назад +106

    5:30 just watch it from that part, the rest is a waste of time

  • @devilgamer6499
    @devilgamer6499 4 года назад +365

    Me: thinking it's just a small piece
    Buy this guy pulled out a whole thootpick

  • @hyperic8768
    @hyperic8768 4 года назад +364

    him: "this doesnt hurt"
    me: *im in pain*

    • @ahmnoz
      @ahmnoz 3 года назад

      LOL this is me

  • @vfinity9035
    @vfinity9035 4 года назад +832

    Beginning of the video: How did it get there?
    End of video: Why did u keep it there for three weeks???

    • @tj1lincoln182
      @tj1lincoln182 4 года назад +18

      So his body would push out the un wanted materials

    • @burnttoast8105
      @burnttoast8105 4 года назад +6

      I was thinking that for a good 10 minutes like I stepped on a piece of glass and it hurt too bad to keep it in overnight, I made my sister get it with tweezers

    • @ronaldwestbeal2269
      @ronaldwestbeal2269 4 года назад +9

      Ava Smith I got some glass stuck in my hand at work and didn’t have any tweezers so I just pushed it in and it came out like 3-4 days later I just had to cut the top layer of the skin and it just slid out usually your body will kick shit out to the surface it’s just wether or not it can get out

    • @elleander1699
      @elleander1699 4 года назад +17

      Wood is one of the things you should get out asap because it's a natural source your body freaks out and tries to attack it causing inflammation and in the worst cases you might even lose your finger. Glass on the other hand? leave that in there for the rest of your life your body doesn't care.

    • @ronaldwestbeal2269
      @ronaldwestbeal2269 4 года назад +2

      Elleander 1 nice little interesting fact thank you fam ima remember that about the wood iv always tried to remove them ASAP because they’re just more troublesome I find especially when they break in the wound glass it’s pretty easy to push out by pinching the skin around it once it’s ready to come out

  • @priyankadastidar902
    @priyankadastidar902 4 года назад +382

    The random person who reads and likes my comment may their parents and they live 100 years

  • @sheenacapistrano853
    @sheenacapistrano853 4 года назад +70

    Him: Pulls out a splinter
    Me: Waiting for the blood to come out

  • @unknownfromkashmir
    @unknownfromkashmir 4 года назад +4859

    Who's watching this in bed?

  • @adorehayylie6859
    @adorehayylie6859 4 года назад +338

    Fun fact:I swear to god you didn’t look this up.

  • @KiraDidNothingWrong
    @KiraDidNothingWrong 4 года назад +181

    RUclips: Time for your 5 and a half minutes of anxiety
    Me: yes honey

  • @lbb2338
    @lbb2338 3 года назад +7

    The anxiety build up throughout the video to the relief felt when he finally gets it has made this one of the best splinter vids I've seen

  • @bridgetjuanez135
    @bridgetjuanez135 4 года назад +35

    Me: mmm it doesn't look that bad
    *pulls out a hole planet*
    Me: i-

  • @PmsBitchHaHa
    @PmsBitchHaHa 8 лет назад +4122

    splinter gets removed at 5:30

  • @miraschreiter2005
    @miraschreiter2005 6 лет назад +1742

    THAT'S NOT A SPLITER THAT'S A WHOLE TREE!!!

  • @greygd1069
    @greygd1069 4 года назад +46

    I've watched literally one single video with splinter, and now everything in my recommended is like this. God.
    But actually, I find these somehow satisfying..

    • @user-kx1ck2kp7j
      @user-kx1ck2kp7j 4 года назад

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    • @danatmonst3594
      @danatmonst3594 3 года назад

      My recommended is splinters, staple accidents & bot fly removal..gak.

  • @chiemelievalerie4668
    @chiemelievalerie4668 4 года назад +5

    I’m watching this so anxiously, I’ve got the shivers

  • @rrrāmusic963
    @rrrāmusic963 4 года назад +14

    The way this dude was so calm while doing this also calmed me lol

  • @Skellzul3
    @Skellzul3 4 года назад +99

    All I have to say is, *ouch.*
    AND HOLY DID THAT GUY JUST SAY 3 WEEKS IN HIS FINGER?

  • @Jenks_Official
    @Jenks_Official  7 лет назад +1234

    The reason I left it in there that long was because the end broke off when I tried to pull it the first time. I had to let my body reject it, you know, like the body usually does to foreign material.

    • @rogeanneg7766
      @rogeanneg7766 7 лет назад +63

      Josh Jenkins call me weird but I'm fascinated with splinter injuries. Those 3 weeks must have been annoying af

    • @geenajournals3024
      @geenajournals3024 7 лет назад +49

      You are a strong man. And handsome. Marry me. Just kidding.

    • @shannonmyers582
      @shannonmyers582 6 лет назад +38

      Josh, sometimes if you soak your finger (or wherever the splinter is) in warm water / warm salt water the splinter swells a bit, helping to force it out, as well as softening the scar tissue thick skin. (especially if it is in a callused area that has no "give" like a heel, or a wood worker's hand ;) ) You did really well at getting it out without any tears and massive cussing too!

    • @dennvincentvaldez6768
      @dennvincentvaldez6768 6 лет назад

      Geena Davis lmao jahahahhaha

    • @jbanks9491
      @jbanks9491 6 лет назад +12

      Kinda like i rejected your video cause the start was too long

  • @jf5618
    @jf5618 4 года назад +72

    Damn that pull out MUST feel amazing on all levels!

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 4 года назад +2

      That's what she said...

    • @dr.vegito
      @dr.vegito 4 года назад +1

      God damnit 😂

  • @brandonlee1947
    @brandonlee1947 4 года назад +1

    i had a similar splinter 20 years ago, i was jumping a bad quarter pipe on roller blades and dragged my hand down old wood and got a splinter about the exact same size at the exact same spot.
    it healed and notice that i was able to move something around inside my finger, so i performed my own surgery at age 16 to get it out just like you.

  • @LilKitten9620
    @LilKitten9620 3 года назад +15

    Me: *does ANYTHING involving wood*
    Splinter: Its free real estate

  • @alvinailey3rd926
    @alvinailey3rd926 6 лет назад +669

    How many people are watching this and are sitting here thinking “what has my life come to”

  • @tj1lincoln182
    @tj1lincoln182 4 года назад +2692

    I edited this comment so you won’t know how I got this many likes look in the replies to find out

    • @haphazardlybored237
      @haphazardlybored237 4 года назад +166

      I've gotten one about that size stuck in my palm when i was little while running around in an old horse barn

    • @SK8tinho
      @SK8tinho 4 года назад +194

      And let it stay for 3 weeks lmao

    • @tj1lincoln182
      @tj1lincoln182 4 года назад +49

      Damn I didn’t expect to get any likes on this comment

    • @danejackiss
      @danejackiss 4 года назад +54

      I work in a lumberyard, it’s a lot easier than you think, especially if you forget your gloves

    • @Vfuuuf
      @Vfuuuf 4 года назад +27

      If you look closely, it maybe caused by the wrecked wooden table.

  • @arcticvox4149
    @arcticvox4149 4 года назад +22

    Somebody: Hey I got a splinter let's video it and post it to YT (4 Years ago)
    *Recommends after 4 years*
    RUclips: its free real estate

  • @RadioDemon19334
    @RadioDemon19334 3 года назад +1

    Why are these type of videos so satisfying

  • @hessalynnemarie
    @hessalynnemarie 6 лет назад +47

    This is what “operation” has prepared us for 🤣

  • @intan1435
    @intan1435 4 года назад +20

    Me at 5.35 : FINALLYY GOT IT OUTT
    Me the rest of the video : "cursing to the guy for just take it out"
    The video took it so long thoooo.

  • @yaboi_johnson288
    @yaboi_johnson288 4 года назад +16

    I watched on splinter removal on RUclips stories now I’m seeing it every where

  • @Christopherbk7
    @Christopherbk7 4 года назад +5

    Such a bravery and unwavering act , praiseworthy, it's just like another day in a life for them huh

  • @paigelette13
    @paigelette13 3 года назад +1

    I grit my teeth , was on the edge of my seat, and riddled with anxiety & hope! Damn!!!

  • @LiPo5000
    @LiPo5000 3 года назад +4

    "Willie" was the perfect music for this video!

  • @renascitur7051
    @renascitur7051 4 года назад +5

    Me, having not slept yet, at 6:04 am: I want sleep.
    Brain: *** n o ***

  • @rembee341
    @rembee341 4 года назад +5

    Me: Nurse! I got a splinder in my finger! It hurts so much!
    Nurse: *_Put and ice pack on that._*

  • @dravenhawktoland1127
    @dravenhawktoland1127 4 года назад +1

    Wow. That was a huge freaking splinter.

  • @alext3760
    @alext3760 3 года назад +1

    This is surely a test of PATIENCE!!!

  • @bbgana325
    @bbgana325 4 года назад +7

    Who's watching this in bed with no socks on and cringing from how painful this looks..

  • @beccalynn4775
    @beccalynn4775 4 года назад +12

    I mean, it was a big splinter but can we talk about how they were playing some good ass music!?

  • @cookieadoralandperidotsani7052
    @cookieadoralandperidotsani7052 4 года назад +7

    Me: can’t be that bad.
    Him: **trying to get it out**
    Me: oh wow.... now I’m blind
    Also me: *FOREVER*

  • @cissie1697
    @cissie1697 3 года назад +1

    OMG!! I Can't Believe You Had That In Your Finger For So Long. You Are Badass

  • @diegoalejandroesquivelsanc2056
    @diegoalejandroesquivelsanc2056 3 года назад +2

    How horrible to have a thorn in your finger, the good thing is that it came out brother, greetings from Mexico

  • @redrbplayz9782
    @redrbplayz9782 4 года назад +6

    This is now on everyone's recommended right now lol

  • @yuyotrix
    @yuyotrix 4 года назад +6

    When I first saw the title I thought it was gonna be some random guy doing ninja finger tricks xd

  • @tracymorris7151
    @tracymorris7151 5 лет назад +6

    hey mate you gave birth, thats an awesome splinter...well done

  • @addisonnieukirk1673
    @addisonnieukirk1673 3 года назад +1

    I don’t know why but this was the most interesting thing today

  • @drunkendevil6960
    @drunkendevil6960 4 года назад +1

    Holy crap... That went in deep!

  • @zoinks1132
    @zoinks1132 4 года назад +3

    Bruh I wouldn't be able to live with that for a SECOND in my finger and he had that in his finger for 3 WEEKS!? Woahhhh

  • @alejandraquiroga3036
    @alejandraquiroga3036 4 года назад +9

    Damn bro ... I can't even stand a paper cut..... he was so calm 2 😩wwohhw

  • @z.e....3175
    @z.e....3175 4 года назад +5

    Me before 2020, everyday: goes to forest,
    Me during quarantine, everyday:

  • @PigPenOp4
    @PigPenOp4 4 года назад +1

    That's a splinter! Hell yeah! Was w expecting you to slice it open a bit.

  • @leishe-lei
    @leishe-lei 3 года назад +1

    mans was so calm

  • @dstnmedia
    @dstnmedia 4 года назад +3

    Me : why do i have to watch this?
    My brain : just do it

  • @JR-lq5eh
    @JR-lq5eh 4 года назад +7

    The friend: you want to give it a few days
    Me: you need to go to the doctor
    Later in video: that's 3 weeks 🤯🤯

    • @panzerkrieg3509
      @panzerkrieg3509 4 года назад +1

      Bruh the doctor will charge you like 50k to pull it out 😂

  • @OkRoomer123-
    @OkRoomer123- 4 года назад +4

    I ain't gonna lie to you I was looking to see the turtles as well

  • @UIPresets
    @UIPresets 4 года назад +1

    Me:Can it be that bad? Pulls out entire universe Me:Oh well I’m in danger

  • @zidanridaniiswantoro2663
    @zidanridaniiswantoro2663 3 года назад

    God why this video could appear in my recomendation mate, this really satisfying

  • @Audakiio
    @Audakiio 4 года назад +18

    Say that he had that on his finger for three weeks?
    I-

  • @guitarpimp1231
    @guitarpimp1231 8 лет назад +26

    Chris Stapleton and workshop surgery! True American!

    • @MrGrazzhoppa
      @MrGrazzhoppa 5 лет назад

      Lol, that’s a girly size splinter. I guess Americans calls this manly, come back when you get a cigarette sized splinter through your palm ^_^

  • @tiffanymoyer2483
    @tiffanymoyer2483 4 года назад +5

    Me: I cant look
    Him: doing nothing not even crying
    Ouch

  • @burnttoast8105
    @burnttoast8105 4 года назад

    It all started when I watched one splinter video now the recommendations dont stop coming

  • @petertaylor3424
    @petertaylor3424 3 года назад +1

    Yep worth the wait . Definitely qualified as a splinter

  • @smegmalasagna
    @smegmalasagna 6 лет назад +44

    With difficulty master even the weakest creatures are damn hard to beat

    • @NeonSandoval
      @NeonSandoval 6 лет назад +1

      I can’t stop thinking about you Hmmmm i see you in other videos.......???

    • @andromedabruda34
      @andromedabruda34 5 лет назад

      @@NeonSandoval True Love maybe

  • @Willow_Thorn7
    @Willow_Thorn7 7 лет назад +191

    There's nothing better than a hot ass Southern boy.

    • @tomschiefexecutivesecretar4514
      @tomschiefexecutivesecretar4514 6 лет назад +6

      Untouchableluck Gaming i got lots of family in bama and they might be country as hell but they aint racist one bit

    • @James-mq5lf
      @James-mq5lf 6 лет назад

      ItzBecky Thomas who's gonna do it? You??? You're too fat

    • @pieandpep9136
      @pieandpep9136 6 лет назад +2

      texfroggygirl He's pretty darn cute alright.

  • @adrianruffner5918
    @adrianruffner5918 3 года назад +3

    Since when taking out splinters of your hands or toes become such a good way of income?

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy 3 года назад

      Anticipation, suspense, gore, disgust, relief. Pretty good story arc.
      Plus it releases that oc tendency to harbor contamination stress.

  • @ericko416
    @ericko416 3 года назад +1

    No one:
    RUclips recomendation: alright, it's time for us to give y'all many splinter video

  • @Bryce0617
    @Bryce0617 4 года назад

    All of a sudden splinter videos have just showed up in my recommended

  • @Alias_YeFri
    @Alias_YeFri 4 года назад +29

    A alguien mas le salio en recomendados esto en 2020? xd
    5:35

  • @raccoonsinatrenchcoat6993
    @raccoonsinatrenchcoat6993 5 лет назад +13

    His friends in the background are the same as my friends😂

  • @lilmelon5400
    @lilmelon5400 6 лет назад +6

    "Got her coach!" Ha nice, gonna use that

  • @DhaleBEvans
    @DhaleBEvans 4 года назад +1

    This dude can literally be a drug courier with that pocket in his finger.

  • @johngiovine8792
    @johngiovine8792 3 года назад +1

    HOLY SH-T that is a huge splinter!

  • @edgargonzalez610
    @edgargonzalez610 4 года назад +7

    It seems to me that he removed his finger from the splinter!

  • @bic7749
    @bic7749 6 лет назад +65

    You are Groot...

  • @TheRealBambihooves
    @TheRealBambihooves 6 лет назад +4

    Dude is beautiful when he looks up at the camera 🔥🔥hot🔥🔥

  • @kylehearnsberger9883
    @kylehearnsberger9883 3 года назад +1

    Good gosh, man - just seeing it has both of my hands hurting, ouch.

  • @Jackbuc
    @Jackbuc 4 года назад +1

    RUclips: would you like to see videos from 4 years ago?
    Our Recommendations: Yes

    • @emixd7997
      @emixd7997 4 года назад

      TU HABLAR ESPAÑOL??

  • @wolfwolf-tg4so
    @wolfwolf-tg4so 5 лет назад +100

    2019 anyone?

  • @mandy5313
    @mandy5313 5 лет назад +7

    This made me feel so uncomfortable but I still watched it. Looked like you were pulling a tendon out or something 🤢

  • @aegistear823
    @aegistear823 6 лет назад +54

    Am i the only one who thought of TMNT with that title?

    • @secretskull21
      @secretskull21 6 лет назад +7

      *Almost comments "That's the point"*
      *WOOSHERS AIN'T GETTING ME THIS TIME*

    • @dfelixrx7
      @dfelixrx7 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @mythalda0040
      @mythalda0040 5 лет назад +1

      *me* scrolling through the comments . Sees this *squirts out milk through nose* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @countrygirlokla
    @countrygirlokla 4 года назад +1

    3 weeks? Dang...
    Lol....looks wicked painful 😬

  • @hairy_balls7948
    @hairy_balls7948 3 года назад +2

    Just imagine how good that felt to get that out

  • @ScottysBackYardBBQ
    @ScottysBackYardBBQ 7 лет назад +81

    i pull my splinters out the same day i get one, not 3 weeks later

  • @criss8549
    @criss8549 8 лет назад +115

    I'd rather have a big splinter then small becuase big is ez to get out

    • @fullthrottlevapors9365
      @fullthrottlevapors9365 6 лет назад +18

      Sir Gaming Muffin hurts like a bitch though

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 6 лет назад

      Up to a point

    • @splitz7961
      @splitz7961 6 лет назад

      X Criss true

    • @scottsimpson5398
      @scottsimpson5398 6 лет назад +1

      I prefer smaller ones

    • @devlynnaqvi8735
      @devlynnaqvi8735 6 лет назад +1

      Would you rather have a small splinter in your jugular vein or a tree in your jugular??? ThAtS wHaT i ThOuGhT

  • @kraemerdustin
    @kraemerdustin 6 лет назад +11

    Master splinter doesn’t approve

    • @star-bby7085
      @star-bby7085 4 года назад

      living the Country lyfe i was waiting for that!! XD

  • @joetube2055
    @joetube2055 4 года назад +1

    Now I want one too it feels so satisfying

  • @Azoarang
    @Azoarang 4 года назад

    I watch one video of someone pulling half of a toothpick out of their foot and now all I get are splinter video recommendations lol

  • @youngan_x
    @youngan_x 6 лет назад +8

    Lol i was thinkin of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    • @Darren_92
      @Darren_92 6 лет назад

      yeah because he's going to pull a rat out of his finger . -_-

  • @Holdmibiscuit
    @Holdmibiscuit 4 года назад +3

    Who skipped to the end 😁😁😂

  • @liazauky9735
    @liazauky9735 6 лет назад +6

    Splinter gets removed at 05:30

  • @DaddyJungkook
    @DaddyJungkook 4 года назад

    Just watched one splinter removal, and now I can’t stop watching more of it! lol

  • @ohnoourtableitsbroken1836
    @ohnoourtableitsbroken1836 3 года назад +1

    I can’t explain..how uncomfortable I was...THANK YOU

  • @yino1431
    @yino1431 4 года назад +5

    5:28
    Splinter comes out

  • @lilsydistic
    @lilsydistic 5 лет назад +5

    Bro you didn’t get a splinter you got impaled

  • @MariMari-fh1ud
    @MariMari-fh1ud 8 лет назад +7

    It would be such a shame if he dropped it right back in......

    • @Nkolavodka
      @Nkolavodka 8 лет назад +3

      No if Michael Jordan smacked it back in but deeper and yells. "NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!"

    • @MariMari-fh1ud
      @MariMari-fh1ud 8 лет назад +1

      Micheal Jordan gonna learn today with a little something called slapping sense into him.......

  • @TheKly1999
    @TheKly1999 4 года назад +1

    I think that the most surprising part is the fact that he had that on his finger for three weeks, I cant take to have one for 2 minutes

  • @meowzers.p
    @meowzers.p 3 года назад

    That splinter be looking like the woodchips at a playground

  • @阿亞-w9x
    @阿亞-w9x 7 лет назад +8

    This guy kinda looks like John krasinski 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

    • @colinsoileau5033
      @colinsoileau5033 6 лет назад

      Official TWNimei I think everyone know what 13 Hours is. You don’t have to say the whole name

    • @ldhsn
      @ldhsn 6 лет назад

      Legend has it he got that splinter from the fighting scene when the building falls from a mortar