Powerwolf - In the Name of God

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @0-Templar-0
    @0-Templar-0 4 года назад +10593

    *We can't expect God to do all the work.*

    • @superbroly64DS
      @superbroly64DS 4 года назад +267

      Best comment ever

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 4 года назад +124

      Nice reference

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 года назад +75

      @WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. No! We can't expect God to do all of it, but our a-10s and f35s and cruise missiles would do it

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 4 года назад +46

      *No we cannot*

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 4 года назад +15

      to ben honest, he is a lazy bastard the last 2500 years... Maybee his vacation ends soon.

  • @leeyroyjenkins9027
    @leeyroyjenkins9027 5 лет назад +5722

    God: *Creates Humans*
    Humans: *Creates Powerwolf*
    God: “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 5 лет назад +199

      I know it's a meme (good meme actually), but i must admit that Powerwolf is anti-christian (they create songs about christianity, to show it's ,,dark side"). I love this song, and this meme, and your comment, but I had to say it

    • @hyperion9793
      @hyperion9793 5 лет назад +131

      @@dolnyslazak4721 I really respect the way you wrote that dude. I agree with you and was worried that some dude would pour half an ocean of salt in here.

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 5 лет назад +27

      @@hyperion9793 Oh, thanks ;)

    • @thatwhichlearns3517
      @thatwhichlearns3517 5 лет назад +76

      "now this what i call return on investment"

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 5 лет назад +69

      @@dolnyslazak4721 i respect your opinion but just cause it shows its bad side dosent mean its anti Christian but i wouldn't say its Christian music either its to good

  •  4 года назад +17230

    Yes, mom, I'm listening to christian music

  • @america4246
    @america4246 3 года назад +5350

    Armor: Check
    Sword: Check
    Supplies: Check
    Holy Cross: Check
    Epic Crusade Music: Check
    Great I’m ready to take the holy land

    • @gamejunkie4035
      @gamejunkie4035 3 года назад +64

      Good✝️

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 3 года назад +127

      You forgot the holy grenade

    • @karlzzzyzz
      @karlzzzyzz 3 года назад +41

      You forget the holy hand grenade

    • @lorenzolattocco4123
      @lorenzolattocco4123 3 года назад +28

      Hold my cross....

    • @junglejim4254
      @junglejim4254 3 года назад +29

      Never forget your shield, warrior, make sure it bears the Holy cross before going into battle!

  • @MightyMorphineMan
    @MightyMorphineMan 5 лет назад +14305

    I agree with every word he is saying

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 года назад +646

      Jesus
      Me too Jesus.

    • @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930
      @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930 4 года назад +374

      I about pissed myself laughing at seeing this

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 года назад +456

      @Usama bin Laden yes my son as long as you're storming jerusalem

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 года назад +246

      @Usama bin Laden those are rooky numbers we have to get them higher

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 года назад +154

      @Usama bin Laden whats so bad about this

  • @_Pangloss
    @_Pangloss 4 года назад +4681

    A holy knight dies a valiant death on the battlefield, but wakes up hell.
    Wondering why he has been sent to be punished, he stands up and dusts off his still shining armor.
    *_His still shining armor_*
    Realizing this and noticing a weight at his side he draws his sword which now appears to be wreathed in a white flame.
    And then it dawns on him.
    He is not there to be punished, for *_he_* is the punishment.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 4 года назад +573

      They should make a videogame with this concept!

    • @_Pangloss
      @_Pangloss 4 года назад +471

      @@arx3516 it exists, its called dark souls

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 4 года назад +22

      @@_Pangloss
      No, that's just 2 games of running around as a soulless, undead hap killing shit so you don't hollow away, then a meaningless 3rd game where you're fire ash man

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 4 года назад +518

      @@arx3516 doom eternal while only using the crucible?

    • @christbenitez8797
      @christbenitez8797 4 года назад +231

      Never heard of DANTE'S INFERNO?
      no? Ok

  • @pussinjordans8800
    @pussinjordans8800 4 года назад +3035

    He attacc
    He snacc
    But most importantly..
    *He takes Jerusalem bacc*

  • @bukay2176
    @bukay2176 3 года назад +3299

    Heresy: 0%
    Infidels: 0%
    Unholy: 0%
    In the name of God: 100%

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 3 года назад +8893

    Christians now: "May God bless us."
    *_Christians back then:_*

    • @CommanderKrieg
      @CommanderKrieg 3 года назад +472

      @Char Aznable We must return to glory. brother, get the short sword.

    • @ruthstewart8725
      @ruthstewart8725 3 года назад +194

      @@CommanderKrieg RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

    • @johndavis7075
      @johndavis7075 3 года назад +196

      @@ruthstewart8725 DEUS VULT

    • @dxditz2889
      @dxditz2889 3 года назад +32

      Tatakae

    • @jf6059
      @jf6059 3 года назад +54

      May God bless us in our battle for jerusalem

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 4 года назад +5646

    Her: You love Christian Music?
    Me: Yes
    Her: me too, whats your favorite Christian Song?
    Me:

    • @captainfail9051
      @captainfail9051 4 года назад +52

      Yes, one of them is called higher than heaven

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 года назад +121

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @neortik7
      @neortik7 4 года назад +32

      @@Robzilla-Robotron wow thanks for analysis

    • @maxisvonstoffenberg4067
      @maxisvonstoffenberg4067 4 года назад +13

      Guys I have a theory. During the crusades I think jews living in Europe might have converted to fight WITH the Christians to take back Jerusalem.

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 года назад +8

      Another good Christain power metal that I would recommend is "Theocracy". And I'd recommend their "as the world bleeds" album.

  • @justanothercrusader6166
    @justanothercrusader6166 5 лет назад +3316

    Who's down for another crusade?

    • @volt1068
      @volt1068 5 лет назад +53

      I don't see why not

    • @DragonFruitXVI
      @DragonFruitXVI 5 лет назад +100

      With how the political class in Europe is. They are actually pushing people twords it.
      I know alot of atheists becoming Christian...

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 5 лет назад +11

      I am but what's the crusade for

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 5 лет назад +8

      I come

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 5 лет назад +52

      @@josephmartin3287 jerusalem

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 Год назад +540

    *Judging sinners isn't my job, sending them to God is*
    - DEUS VULT

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 5 лет назад +3979

    Crusaders are legitimately the coolest looking warriors in history

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 5 лет назад +591

      They lucked out with two things; Tabards with cool, clean iconography (a colored field with a giant cross is VERY distinct) and more importantly, the *great helm*. Without a doubt, when someone thinks of "medieval knights", they think of the great helm, even though it only existed for a relatively short time, it just looks so damn awesome that it defines the entire image of the era. It's like the Tyrannosaurus rex of medieval armor.

    • @nazimhilmanhashim940
      @nazimhilmanhashim940 5 лет назад +255

      Winged Hussars:I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @fatcatinatuxedo7274
      @fatcatinatuxedo7274 5 лет назад +122

      Winged hussar: Hold my horse

    • @sagat223
      @sagat223 5 лет назад +9

      to closet homosexuals perhaps

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 5 лет назад +19

      @ÖLÜMLÜHAYATBUGÜNVARSINYARINYOKSUN how are your days as a Turk keyboard warrior sir

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 4 года назад +4858

    Gonna play Doom: Eternal with this. Pray thee well, my brothers.

    • @alexandercastillo9315
      @alexandercastillo9315 4 года назад +179

      Deus Vult!

    • @Alue14
      @Alue14 4 года назад +157

      ​@@alexandercastillo9315 Rip And Tear Until It Is Done! Non Nobis Domine!

    • @blitzed4148
      @blitzed4148 4 года назад +65

      You should also play it with the last stand by sabaton

    • @theokay1
      @theokay1 4 года назад +8

      Tot and pears

    • @Chadman7813
      @Chadman7813 4 года назад +26

      No it must be dark souls

  • @jada6592
    @jada6592 4 года назад +2222

    If there is christian rock. Then this is definitely christian metal.

    • @ki2976
      @ki2976 4 года назад +27

      xJADAx no duh, christian black metal exists AKA unblack metal.

    • @emperor_vryko
      @emperor_vryko 4 года назад +12

      @@ki2976 yeah, the worst of the sub genres of Black Metal

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 4 года назад +89

      @@emperor_vryko it's literally the exact same thing lmao, except the crosses are right side up

    • @emperor_vryko
      @emperor_vryko 4 года назад +9

      @@tknzero8027 I didnt say it wasnt. Just said it was the worst sub genre of black metal lol. I dont understand it and dont care to, but I will joke about the sub genre and hey, they can do what they want

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 4 года назад +12

      @@emperor_vryko I don’t know what you think sucks about it, but I don’t think it’s gay bad

  • @ilmischino3255
    @ilmischino3255 3 года назад +1616

    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Martyrs in the name of God
    We're knights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to command, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Brothers in belief and sword
    Through nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of Mater Maria
    In the name of God
    In the name of Mater Maria
    Deus in regnium
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Iesus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Cantus lupus, in the name of God
    Agnus Christus, in the name of God
    Sanctus lupus, in the name of God

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 4 года назад +3852

    When a new Season starts in For Honor.
    Vikings: *getting drunk*
    Samurai: *watching anime*
    Wu Lin: *autistic Tandi noises*
    Knights:

  • @leonidas3885
    @leonidas3885 4 года назад +1809

    "Son."
    "Yes Father?"
    "What are you listening to?"
    "In The Name of God"
    "DEUS VULT!"

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 5 лет назад +2829

    Me: I'm sorry mother, I must go now.
    Mother: Huh? where do you think you're going?
    Me: I know it's sudden and confusing, but I must make things right.
    Mother: What in the world are you talking about?
    Me: Me and my brothers will take everything back.
    Mother: Brothers? you're a single child! and what is this everything?!
    Me: *JERUSALEM*

    • @leonschrijvers8280
      @leonschrijvers8280 5 лет назад +94

      That's one lewd profile pic

    • @alexmax3502
      @alexmax3502 5 лет назад +68

      @@leonschrijvers8280 Why thank you!

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 4 года назад +99

      I don’t think Crusaders would treat weebs as their equals.
      So you better find a way to conceal that

    • @realcolormusic
      @realcolormusic 4 года назад +25

      And that's how a lot of childs ended in slavery on the great Children's Crusade. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade

    • @acebeariously9856
      @acebeariously9856 4 года назад +5

      Damn you actually spill sooc

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад +3328

    new bible translations: god wishes the best for everyone and is a fair for everyone
    old bible translations:

    • @pablomarques3684
      @pablomarques3684 3 года назад +43

      Ephesians chapter 6

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 3 года назад +136

      We've always translated from the original manuscripts, there is no difference in the manuscripts then and now. It has been translated into many different languages but they're still translated from the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts

    • @governmeharderdaddy596
      @governmeharderdaddy596 3 года назад +17

      @@tentomdrummer you are either a liar or really uneducated. A race of people known for worshiping a demon called yahweh and wearing very tiny hats often brags about how they got their own messages subverted into the king james bible .

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 3 года назад +133

      @@governmeharderdaddy596 hey man there's no need for name-calling, but if you like you can do some research on the topic. You'll find that we have over 5500 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament alone ranging from an age of 30 years after the death of Christ to around 150 years after the death of Christ.
      The Iliad until quite recently we only had seven manuscripts and they were written about 700 years after Homer died.
      The historical manuscript evidence for the Bible is second to none. Whether you believe what's in it or not is besides the point. there is no book in human history which has been better preserved than the Bible.

    • @The-oh3vi
      @The-oh3vi 3 года назад +14

      @@tentomdrummer its literally multiple books written by different people stitched together

  • @feilex3668
    @feilex3668 5 лет назад +7527

    petition 2020: "lets storm Jerusalem they can't stop all of us"

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 5 лет назад +446

      Said every nation that tried to invade Israel ever

    • @poolofwater5560
      @poolofwater5560 5 лет назад +374

      @@shadowslayer205 they forget we have the cross, knights and this song

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 5 лет назад +112

      @@poolofwater5560 and aerial travel

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 5 лет назад +72

      Signed

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 5 лет назад +109

      @@shadowslayer205 but the us army is the main contributor in those wars. Area 51 is stormed, the us army is down a lot of soldiers and they can't send troops over because there are none. Nestle raid keeps some Europeans out of the war. Everyone around Israel is enemies and might help.

  • @lilwyvern4
    @lilwyvern4 5 лет назад +1920

    Metal isn't just for hell anymore.

  • @sammatthews1953
    @sammatthews1953 5 лет назад +5688

    When ur christian and u still want to hear metal

    • @khianglam
      @khianglam 5 лет назад +19

      lol*

    • @dsxd_th7616
      @dsxd_th7616 5 лет назад +8

      wewanttogulag

    • @Ampulcann
      @Ampulcann 5 лет назад +40

      @Simon Tide when you are Simon tide and go to the gulag

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 5 лет назад +22

      might i suggest Demon slayer? not this style but pretty hard.

    • @sharker7083
      @sharker7083 5 лет назад +24

      Ughhh god felt bad for those people even parents won’t let their kids be. Lucky I’m catholic but I don’t usually go to church... ehh it’s boring no offense religiously humans.

  • @gerami8902
    @gerami8902 3 года назад +745

    I go to anime conventions dressed as a Templar knight. I have this playing on repeat in my ear the entire time.

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 3 года назад +39

      Or as a Black Templar

    • @blaringsea8923
      @blaringsea8923 3 года назад +31

      WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!

    • @holycrusader3941
      @holycrusader3941 3 года назад +5

      Good man

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 года назад +7

      You know what to do. Dues vult.

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 3 года назад +19

      To be real, outside the joke meme here. Being as an anime fan, I would actually. Been thinking about it. 😆

  • @yeyebrother3106
    @yeyebrother3106 4 года назад +1442

    If this song isn’t played at my funeral, I’m not going

    • @VolkT1
      @VolkT1 4 года назад +28

      *YES*

    • @baldychkn2949
      @baldychkn2949 4 года назад +36

      Hol up

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 года назад +11

      @@VolkT1 I would prefer"attack of the dead men" so that i can clear out the heretics

    • @sdguardscpfoundationbruh
      @sdguardscpfoundationbruh 4 года назад +6

      If you don't go, we will contain you. I hope you are Safe and you go back to home.

    • @yaboinaru3653
      @yaboinaru3653 4 года назад +3

      @@sdguardscpfoundationbruh how's it going at site 16 ? also, thanks for protecting the world against dangerous SCPs

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 4 года назад +3536

    Ottoman Turks: "Pfft, Malta is a small nation, we can easily take over the island."
    Knights of Malta:

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 года назад +198

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 4 года назад +19

      @@Robzilla-Robotron esssh

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 4 года назад +50

      @@Robzilla-Robotron you have a point

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 4 года назад +58

      @Tim Walton the Inquisition can suck my blue power armor

    • @lucasadrianosoligo288
      @lucasadrianosoligo288 4 года назад +4

      Morgan Black:

  • @ev4n_scence
    @ev4n_scence 4 года назад +2165

    Someone asked from what hentai a picture was. And someone linked this. This is the new Rick Rolling.

    • @dJ-rd9wt
      @dJ-rd9wt 3 года назад +208

      That'll stop the goddamn weebs from taking jerusalem. Thanks my friend, I'll be using that idea lmao

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 3 года назад +52

      My prayers go toward your friend. May the Holy Spirit guide them onto the right path.

    • @sergeantarchdornan2994
      @sergeantarchdornan2994 3 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @cricutcrazy2010
      @cricutcrazy2010 3 года назад +6

      Same lmao

    • @sadseal9817
      @sadseal9817 3 года назад +53

      so you also clicked on the link you heretic

  • @fortheemperorandkrieg4912
    @fortheemperorandkrieg4912 3 года назад +549

    Christians today: have a blessed day
    Christians back then: prepare for the mass of a lifetime

    • @DorkMatter001
      @DorkMatter001 3 года назад +6

      chad Christians

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 3 года назад +3

      *catholic

    • @Mavors1099
      @Mavors1099 2 года назад

      @@yodavanckart
      Catholics are the only true Christians.

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 2 года назад

      @@Mavors1099 hold there pal, how catholics can be the ONLY true christians if both religions follow christ?

    • @Mavors1099
      @Mavors1099 2 года назад +2

      @@yodavanckart
      Both religions? What both religions? What are yoy talking about?

  • @Succubait
    @Succubait 4 года назад +5480

    Ww3: *starts*
    Iranian soldier: what's that music in the distance?
    Me and the boys:

    • @antondasmyctvs3501
      @antondasmyctvs3501 4 года назад +50

      Hahahahahaahhaa good

    • @ghiorghetatarescu3649
      @ghiorghetatarescu3649 4 года назад +121

      Well if u come to think of it we can attack Israel in the chaos and take Jerusalem and cut the dicks of la pangani

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 4 года назад +41

      @bing bingbung Deus vult indeed.

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 4 года назад +16

      @bing bingbung Allahu Akbar

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 года назад +25

      Deus vult

  • @lthereader5670
    @lthereader5670 4 года назад +1167

    As a non-christian i can say this song has a powerful aura

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 года назад +4

      @Herry Gerry *Oh jeez*

    • @murtadhaalkenani3876
      @murtadhaalkenani3876 4 года назад +3

      @Herry Gerry c'mon brother those Christians and their fantasy songs are dumb

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 года назад +33

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 dumb? Yes. Funny? Absolutely

    • @ev4n_scence
      @ev4n_scence 4 года назад +66

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Mate just let us enjoy this damn song.

    • @androtchitchinadze3450
      @androtchitchinadze3450 3 года назад +23

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Shut up

  • @Frostuin
    @Frostuin 5 лет назад +5331

    Girls at church: ugh... this sermon is so boring!
    Boys at church:

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 5 лет назад +88

      Adrian Kiel
      “If your not with me than your against me.”-Jesus Christ biblehub.com/matthew/12-30.htm. Girls need to get Deus Vult!

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 года назад +34

      @NTF SQUAD 67 Becky : No, heathen.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 4 года назад +31

      @@dinorockchick0652 IT'S HEATHEN. ARE YOU MUSLIM?

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 года назад +8

      @@crazando No.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 4 года назад +22

      @@dinorockchick0652 hmm good, you don't seem like a rapscallion

  • @josefuncovsky8957
    @josefuncovsky8957 2 года назад +444

    Corinthians 16:13 - "Be on your guard, stand firm in faith, be courageous, be strong."

    • @nighthaste4311
      @nighthaste4311 Год назад +9

      I'll definitely remember this

    • @dangymking7273
      @dangymking7273 Год назад +9

      Amen 🙏🏼

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 Год назад +4

      Deus Vult!

    • @the4universes207
      @the4universes207 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you brother, many people think Christianity is a pacifist religion which is not, it does promote peace but we need to protect it in the name of god

    • @wander67
      @wander67 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@the4universes207But only protect, not attack others. It's important to remember this.

  • @lucasGAM1005
    @lucasGAM1005 5 лет назад +1297

    Infidel:"Christian are not badasses enough to rock".
    Powerwolf:"hold my grail".

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 5 лет назад +27

      lucas gabriel yup forgot to include Sabaton!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +4

      Hold my vodka

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 5 лет назад +3

      Hold my drinking horn

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 5 лет назад +2

      jack belmont you drink from a horn to exactly prevent that: stopping. Infidel!

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 лет назад +14

      Can't forget about Catholics too. We're basically the drunk version of Christians

  • @WaskaSwansea
    @WaskaSwansea 5 лет назад +1949

    *goes to hospital*
    Nurse: Hello sir
    Crusader: GREETINGS, HOSPITALER

  • @splatterking1171
    @splatterking1171 5 лет назад +649

    *crusader gets hit by undead*
    Crusader:.......
    Crusader: It says you’re A HERETIC *proceeds to show holy scroll that deals 29 crit damage*

  • @jotarokujo8990
    @jotarokujo8990 3 года назад +858

    He protecc
    he attacc
    But most importantly,
    he carries the world’s sin on his bacc
    A N D H E T A K E S J E R U S A L E M B A C C

  • @douglasda1412
    @douglasda1412 5 лет назад +2001

    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Mater sin - the name of god
    Where nights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to commend to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Brother sin, belive in sword
    To nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your faith, your crusade to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God!
    In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium!
    Sanctus Christus deus vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Christus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God!
    Agnus Christus: In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 лет назад +32

      This needs to be the top comment.

    • @protoxic2420
      @protoxic2420 5 лет назад +11

      Lyrical genius

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 лет назад +9

      I just Love *CRUSADERS*

    • @xXtheshit226Xx
      @xXtheshit226Xx 5 лет назад +4

      911 likes bro wtf

    • @Wortlethal
      @Wortlethal 5 лет назад +5

      I think in the beginning they actually say, “Matyrs in the name of god”

  • @cripplingdepression3366
    @cripplingdepression3366 6 лет назад +3537

    So...
    Anyone up for another crusade?

  • @justpyro3136
    @justpyro3136 5 лет назад +882

    Christians : metal music is evil
    Me: *Shows them this video*

  • @アホバカ天才
    @アホバカ天才 3 года назад +655

    Teacher: Okay class, we're going to jerusalem!
    Girls: Ooooo cool I can't wait to see it!
    Boys:

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow 4 года назад +593

    "Welcome to McDonalds. What is your order?"
    "TO MARCH INTO THE HOLY LAND!"
    "...OK, let me rephrase. What will you take?"
    "WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc 5 лет назад +7578

    Girls locker room: "I hate going to church, it's so boring!"
    *Boys locker room:*

  • @memesofproduction911
    @memesofproduction911 5 лет назад +4262

    Teacher : ok so we will have a field trip in jerusalem
    Girls : ugh that place is so boring
    The boys :

    • @espernova228
      @espernova228 5 лет назад +155

      D E U S
      V U L T !

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 5 лет назад +73

      im going to jerusalem in 2 months and i can confirm this

    • @Trez-e8u
      @Trez-e8u 5 лет назад +18

      @@amazingblyatman5760 yeah man say AVE MARIA and watch whats gonna be XD

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 5 лет назад +42

      @@Trez-e8u ill take a shirt with the cross on it with me

    • @Trez-e8u
      @Trez-e8u 5 лет назад +10

      @@amazingblyatman5760 AVE MARIA !

  • @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219
    @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219 3 года назад +283

    I would like to turn this INTO a the New Rick roll

  • @that1alice
    @that1alice 4 года назад +605

    He says "God" 27 times in this song.

  • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
    @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 4 года назад +615

    Father: are you listening to Christian music?
    Me: yes father

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 5 лет назад +480

    They protecc
    They attacc
    But most importantly
    They take Jerusalem bacc

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 5 лет назад +9

      its time for a fucking crusade

    • @alandpac
      @alandpac 5 лет назад +3

      DEUS VULT

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 лет назад +4

      Hell yea take your Crusader Armour, a Shield and just to be Safe Some Ak47s and the Raid can Start.

    • @thisguy4345
      @thisguy4345 5 лет назад +4

      They protecc
      They attacc
      But most importantly
      They attacc

    • @comradevlad7459
      @comradevlad7459 5 лет назад +1

      More cs than my report card.
      Oh yeah and
      DEUS VULT

  • @Gui_GD
    @Gui_GD 3 года назад +42

    "For all the crusaders out there, we ready to take back the holy land"
    - Reynauld

  • @TheMostSourKraut
    @TheMostSourKraut 5 лет назад +369

    People in Jerusalem:
    *_WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC_*

  • @spacecorpse3212
    @spacecorpse3212 6 лет назад +1674

    if we integrate bulletproof vests and exo suits into medieval armor we can literally have a crusade today

    • @goddesslilith
      @goddesslilith 6 лет назад +186

      lord james I am working on it my brothers would you also like blessed nukes

    • @youngchief2491
      @youngchief2491 6 лет назад +57

      what are we waiting for?

    • @col_invictus4246
      @col_invictus4246 6 лет назад +43

      Isnt the iraq war close enough

    • @marcoswillianl
      @marcoswillianl 6 лет назад +50

      Mandalorian Armor is very knightish.

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 лет назад +87

      Blessed Nuke? You mean gods thumb touching down where we desire...
      We only bless one thing...
      The napalm we use in our weapons...

  • @thomasbarden8180
    @thomasbarden8180 5 лет назад +9521

    When the Arabic kid steals your fries

  • @metalnavy2552
    @metalnavy2552 3 года назад +70

    Playing For Honor as Warden with this music should be recommended in-game.

  • @durinV
    @durinV 4 года назад +301

    "i promise you,nothing of religious arguments" 3 drinks later:

  • @Nercoholic
    @Nercoholic 4 года назад +1664

    Ottoman empire: Taking Vienna will be easy.
    Winged hussars:

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 4 года назад +3

      yeah, the last big effort from poland, bavaria and austria... its like we gifted the fatherland away now...

    • @halkras
      @halkras 4 года назад +26

      prince mustafa; *convience his brothers to stop throne fight and telling his father to stopping his madness*
      suleiman the "magnificent": so you have choosen death *"kills mustafa"*
      selim the drunk: becomes new sultan with *"drinking intensfies"*

    • @guardman6806
      @guardman6806 4 года назад +82

      Then the winged hussars arrived!!

    • @anarchistlilia
      @anarchistlilia 3 года назад +4

      hello again comrades

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 года назад +21

      nothing can stop the power of C A T H O L I C I S M

  • @jasonpurcellau
    @jasonpurcellau 9 лет назад +2390

    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Martyrs in - the name of god
    Where nights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to command, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Brother sin, believe in sword
    To nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your fate, your crusade, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God !
    In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium!
    Sanctus Christus deus vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Christus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God!
    Agnus Christus: In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

    • @marcuspetrushko3762
      @marcuspetrushko3762 8 лет назад +10

      JaCobian Putz where you put mater, are you sure it's not martyr?

    • @jasonpurcellau
      @jasonpurcellau 8 лет назад +34

      Marcus Petrushko All the lyrics sites say it's Mater. Mater also means Mother which makes sense.

    • @marcuspetrushko3762
      @marcuspetrushko3762 8 лет назад +1

      JaCobian Putz I see.

    • @ja-vishaara
      @ja-vishaara 7 лет назад +1

      JaCobian Putz You said, belive, instead of believe

    • @mayonaisseskin3602
      @mayonaisseskin3602 7 лет назад +15

      deus vult

  • @openscholar9908
    @openscholar9908 3 года назад +64

    I played this on my smart phone and now the compass only points to the holy lands.

  • @VesperLilly
    @VesperLilly 5 лет назад +1017

    when you insult someone's waifu but then they insult god

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 лет назад +59

      You just dont insult ones Waifu

    • @VesperLilly
      @VesperLilly 5 лет назад +38

      @@-Zerontek- especially if it was a goblin insulting one of your's, sir Beardcutter/Orcbolg

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 лет назад +13

      @@VesperLilly Oh Yes, Of Couse i would Slay em

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 лет назад +17

      @@VesperLilly And isee youre A man of Culture As Well.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 5 лет назад +22

      @@-Zerontek- You fail to understand...
      *YOUR WAIFU IS TRASH.*

  • @mayukhsamadder776
    @mayukhsamadder776 5 лет назад +3671

    I played this in Istanbul
    Now it's Constantinople

    • @NoOne-gx3os
      @NoOne-gx3os 4 года назад +83

      Ironic cozz Costantinople is Istambul bcs of crusaders. 4rth Crusade still dont know what they were thinking.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 4 года назад +95

      @@NoOne-gx3os they weren't thinking

    • @tremaine1058
      @tremaine1058 4 года назад +12

      Big brain move

    • @scpfoundation7512
      @scpfoundation7512 4 года назад +33

      POLIS AÇ KAPIYI
      (POLICE OPEN THE DOOR)

    • @techpriestmars6731
      @techpriestmars6731 4 года назад +39

      But you know.
      Even old New York was once new Amsterdam. Why they changed it? Oh I cant say. People just liked it better that way I suppose.

  • @ilarri9796
    @ilarri9796 5 лет назад +251

    Teacher: Jerusalem
    Girls: What is it?
    Boys: IN THE NAME OF GOD WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!! AVE MARIA BROTHERS!!

  • @maxwang772
    @maxwang772 2 года назад +103

    God, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for loving me, forgiving me, and never leaving me.
    When the Second Coming happens, I will join Your Crusade and raise my sword for Holy blood!
    Amen, and Deus Vult! 🙏🙏🙏

    • @AverageIQInc
      @AverageIQInc 2 года назад +4

      Not even Christian but yes I would join this crusade

  • @TempestFox
    @TempestFox 6 лет назад +1755

    Santa:Now little boy, what do you want fo christmas
    Me:*puts on armor* I WILL HAVE JERUSELAM! DEUS VULT

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 3 года назад +255

    "You can't summarize why one would want to crusade in one song."
    I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

  • @aidanmckuen1252
    @aidanmckuen1252 4 года назад +844

    When a paladin takes one level of bard

    • @johncox9575
      @johncox9575 4 года назад +13

      Underrated comment here. You da real VIP

    • @elito7023
      @elito7023 4 года назад +9

      My two favorite classes

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 года назад +23

      No. When the Bard becomes a Paladin and takes Devoted Performer.

    • @1bucketcrusader834
      @1bucketcrusader834 3 года назад +3

      @@RobinMcBeth and has a 20 charisma

    • @perryplaya6945
      @perryplaya6945 3 года назад +2

      When paladins multiclass as bards

  • @RamboJoe
    @RamboJoe Год назад +18

    When I have a crusading army in medieval Tw 2 campaign, I play "the last stand" and this song during the battles. It's amazing!

  • @thehypergamer9873
    @thehypergamer9873 6 лет назад +2316

    Is this good Church music?

    • @SCP-217-Keter
      @SCP-217-Keter 6 лет назад +37

      The Hyper Gamer !! Yes btw cool Dog :D

    • @seanunknown6868
      @seanunknown6868 6 лет назад +139

      Is the earth round?

    • @williamhunter53
      @williamhunter53 6 лет назад +56

      No the Earth is not round! Its Diamond shape, geez! >.>

    • @niewyrdanykoficiel524
      @niewyrdanykoficiel524 6 лет назад +16

      William Hunter Nope, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_(American_band)

    • @squiddy7869
      @squiddy7869 6 лет назад +67

      You believe in the earth?? sheesh

  • @55varian
    @55varian 8 лет назад +633

    1: Join Life is Feudal RP/PVP server
    2: Create a crusader guild with the motto/war cry "DEUS VULT"
    3: Recruit many members and knight them all.
    3: Play this music very loud over soundboard so every player in directional chat can hear you
    4: Slay all heathens.
    5: Profit.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +45

      YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT!

    • @basileus1092
      @basileus1092 8 лет назад +26

      Are there isolated Minecraft servers which aren't degenerate and autistic? I know of one which used to be sufficiently glorious, but it fell.
      If so, stay strong lads.

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 7 лет назад

      There is are heathens in LiF.

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 7 лет назад

      James Hoff LiF is so hard if i play solo. Damn i dont have many friends and who are friend of mine doesnt LiF :(

    • @EeniThesian66
      @EeniThesian66 6 лет назад

      That would actually work in Albion Online as a Merc guild

  • @DatZortaw
    @DatZortaw 4 года назад +3229

    Muslim dude flexing: "Haha you Christians dont even dare touching a weapon"
    That one silent Christian dude in class:

    • @mimireich
      @mimireich 4 года назад +129

      Also muslim : *gotta be another victim again under that Christian King.*

    • @ghost-zx3ki
      @ghost-zx3ki 4 года назад +60

      Man in the crusades they thought europe will stay and watch quietly.as we are invaded.Look today in western europe,its not the same thing

    • @teutonicorder6284
      @teutonicorder6284 4 года назад +83

      ghost good times will come back one day, if people believe europe will continue like this they are ignorant

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 года назад +13

      @messiah
      YOU never won any crusades

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 года назад +33

      DatZortaw also muslim dude: If you touch that sword i will detonate myself i swear to allah

  • @LegoTakodachi
    @LegoTakodachi 3 года назад +22

    What it feels to use a squad of Crusaders in Darkest Dungeon

  • @NocturnGamz
    @NocturnGamz 3 года назад +803

    Karen: rock music will never be holy
    Powerwolf:

  • @ashepiamonte2542
    @ashepiamonte2542 4 года назад +3135

    Teacher: we will go to jerusalem
    Girls: i hate deserts
    Boys:

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +187

      @Oxyaena *Girl detected on Boy mainland*
      Well yeah it's kinda stupid and overused and quite unfunny, not gonna agree about Sexist tho, Boys and girls do in fact Act absolutely differently from one another mostly
      So I don't really see anything wrong with it, would you like to explain what you see wrong with it except it being overused and not funny to start with?

    • @coitokkkkkk7762
      @coitokkkkkk7762 4 года назад +126

      @Oxyaena gonna cry?

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 года назад +57

      @Oxyaena whatcha ya gonna do? Cry kiddo

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 4 года назад +45

      @Oxyaena I just wanna reassure you that not everyone needs to get agressive with you. I disagree with you and find the joke, though repetitive, rather funny, and honestly do not see why it should be considered sexist (since taking back the holy land seems rather stupid for me an atheist).
      However, IN THE NAME OF GOD, I still wish you a good day.
      (And even though an atheist this song makes me wanna grab a sword and charge yelling at the first ennemy)

    • @Katx-
      @Katx- 4 года назад +10

      I love it how all this comments comments are a comment on a comment left on this comment.
      (im sorry trying to type/think this one out loud also hurts my brain 🙃 )

  • @azariahkyras7736
    @azariahkyras7736 6 лет назад +808

    "My desires are... unconventional."
    "So show me."
    "DEUS VULT! CALL THE POPE! WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"
    "....."

    • @danythebearded
      @danythebearded 6 лет назад +6

      laughed wayyyyy to hard at this xD

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 6 лет назад +2

      @@danythebearded *FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR! ! ! DEUS VULT ! ! !*

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 лет назад +2

      *AKATOSH VULT* my brother we will take Oblivion!

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 лет назад +1

      @Ruby Rose I would rather die! *Takes out sword* for the empire!

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 лет назад +1

      @Ruby Rose blarrg *dies*

  • @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian
    @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian 3 года назад +48

    They need to do a collab with Sabaton, have Powerwolf sing The Last Stand and have Sabaton sing this

  • @jollyswagman9242
    @jollyswagman9242 6 лет назад +2827

    2019
    We will take Jerusalem
    Jerusalem: they cant be serious
    (Next day)
    11 million crusaders at the gates
    Edit: Thanks for the likes brothers

  • @thschnick
    @thschnick 5 лет назад +200

    Paradox Interactive: Crusader Kings 3 won't be featuring the phrase "Deus Vult" because it is racist.
    Me:

  • @JoaoSantos-cx7st
    @JoaoSantos-cx7st 4 года назад +503

    My neighbors get so confused, they cant tell if I'm satanic or religious

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 4 года назад +31

      You are a muslim harry!

    • @rodrigod2281
      @rodrigod2281 4 года назад +2

      Satán is my religion.

    • @allananderson6343
      @allananderson6343 4 года назад +42

      If you worship Satan, you're still religious.

    • @heypeter1846
      @heypeter1846 4 года назад +11

      Well Satanism doesn't actually worship Satan.

    • @hejhej8091
      @hejhej8091 4 года назад +4

      Allan Anderson actully i was athiest i hates so much religion and like WHO Are talking about satan and god but im now a jesus fallower but im still not love religion

  • @madeinmeme9688
    @madeinmeme9688 2 года назад +32

    *FAITH IN GOD RESTORED*

  • @cihanbakikok9156
    @cihanbakikok9156 6 лет назад +491

    HONEY !
    WHERE IS MY HOLY ARMOR ?!

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 6 лет назад +90

      THE HOLY LAND IS IN DANGER!
      OUR _DINNER_ IS IN DANGER!

    • @cihanbakikok9156
      @cihanbakikok9156 6 лет назад +35

      AVE MARIA

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 6 лет назад +19

      We are talking about Deus Vult here!!

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 6 лет назад +42

      "That costume from 6 years ago? I threw it ou-"
      *Fellow knights break down the doors and carry her away to be crusified*

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 лет назад +15

      BURN THE BITC- I MEAN WITCH!
      Its ok my brother...
      We will get you new armor...
      Except it probably wont fit and it may be a bit itchy...
      Dues Vult?

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr 5 лет назад +1225

    My phone rang in the church with this as my ringtone.
    Priest nooded at me like "Hell yeah brother"

    • @normalname9868
      @normalname9868 5 лет назад +133

      At that point you should crack a cold one with him.

    • @jackiedim7028
      @jackiedim7028 5 лет назад +67

      MakeMeDinner Holy shit you gave me an idea!

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 5 лет назад +104

      That's because *God Wills it*

    • @arturkvieira
      @arturkvieira 5 лет назад +21

      Brotha*

    • @aurothelarper
      @aurothelarper 5 лет назад +22

      heaven yah bruther

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 4 года назад +335

    *Me before listening to this song:* Scots-Irish descended, agnostic, never leaves the house
    *Me after:* Pure-blooded French crusader headed for Constantinople

    • @johndavis7075
      @johndavis7075 4 года назад +1

      But the crusaders were from England

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 года назад +34

      @@johndavis7075 I didn't say I was a _smart_ crusader.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 года назад +6

      I stayed a highlander but I got a cool crusader themed highlander outfit and had the urge to take back the holy land

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 года назад

      @@landrylongacre6391 Hell yeah, let's go with that!

    • @chagui5253
      @chagui5253 4 года назад +5

      @@johndavis7075
      Euh...
      No

  • @carlosbarjageijo9879
    @carlosbarjageijo9879 3 года назад +49

    Nadie:
    Absolutamente nadie:
    Reynauld en Darkest Dungeon: 67 de critico

  • @aeris5142
    @aeris5142 5 лет назад +836

    I'm atheist and this still makes me want to take back Jerusalem.

    • @the-irreverend
      @the-irreverend 5 лет назад +72

      Well, at least we can all agree on something.

    • @ardaanims7674
      @ardaanims7674 5 лет назад +86

      i am muslim but this thing makes me want to take back jerusalem too ;_;

    • @mecpine9100
      @mecpine9100 5 лет назад +77

      @@ardaanims7674 we muslim and chirtians must take jerusalem from jews

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 4 года назад +78

      @@mecpine9100 wait is this some sort of crossover special?

    • @nicklion4943
      @nicklion4943 4 года назад +21

      @@ardaanims7674 looks like Israel is poland now

  • @deusvult7287
    @deusvult7287 5 лет назад +657

    Did they really just delete the videos „In the name of god“ & „The last stand“ where you can see scenes from movies about crusades🥺🥺😢
    They had millions of views...

    • @timkoe7023
      @timkoe7023 5 лет назад +73

      Seems that YT doesn't like these vids..

    • @deusvult7287
      @deusvult7287 5 лет назад +6

      Timkoe The channel who uploaded both got deleted (or maybe striked..?)

    • @arturkvieira
      @arturkvieira 5 лет назад +74

      Heretic pagans everywhere. God shall "strike" them as well (got It?).

    • @indoexile1215
      @indoexile1215 5 лет назад +45

      Time for a new crusade

    • @deusvult7287
      @deusvult7287 5 лет назад

      Artur V yes xD

  • @far_away907
    @far_away907 4 года назад +291

    Teacher: "ok class we are taking a trip to Jerusalem"
    Girls: "eww its so hot there"
    Boys: "we will help the crusader chads"
    The crusader chads:

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 4 года назад +4

      Deus voult

    • @SM-ly5tf
      @SM-ly5tf 4 года назад +1

      Muslim chads ruclips.net/video/KgRRb0vk0Gw/видео.html

    • @far_away907
      @far_away907 3 года назад +1

      @@SM-ly5tf IN THE NAME OF GOD

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 года назад +1

      *draws greatsword* DEUS VULT!

  • @iamded.
    @iamded. 3 года назад +22

    Accidentally started this song on 2x speed and almost had a heart attack. I was not prepared for that level of fervor.

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 5 лет назад +501

    I showed this to some Ultramarines
    Now they’re Black Templar.

    • @heitorh.v5581
      @heitorh.v5581 5 лет назад +16

      40k intensifies

    • @arch758
      @arch758 5 лет назад

      hell yeah

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 лет назад +6

      Me, a simple guardsman: the Space Marines will save us!!!
      Space Marines: *DUES VULT, DEUS VULT, DUES VULT*
      me: excuse me but what in the name of the emperor?

    • @deaconh358
      @deaconh358 5 лет назад +5

      No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!

    • @itstriplem2069
      @itstriplem2069 5 лет назад +6

      BY THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR

  • @Malos_
    @Malos_ 5 лет назад +753

    When the turk kid says he was from "Instanbul"

    • @greg1156
      @greg1156 5 лет назад +147

      *I T ' S C O N S T A N T I N O P L E*

    • @oscar471
      @oscar471 5 лет назад +56

      *Laugh in byzantium*

    • @skitariiranger4346
      @skitariiranger4346 4 года назад +28

      you misspelled constantinople

    • @stein3756
      @stein3756 4 года назад +7

      Tsarigrad... it's Tsarigrad

    • @chrusos_strtks
      @chrusos_strtks 4 года назад +12

      @@stein3756 No....it's CONSTANTINOPLE

  • @ivanangelov9817
    @ivanangelov9817 4 года назад +220

    Christian soldiers in WW3 versus Iran's soldiers "IN THE NAME OF GOD"

  • @sreaktanius6892
    @sreaktanius6892 3 года назад +295

    Im not even christian but this is a masterpiece

  • @Ahmad-tq2eq
    @Ahmad-tq2eq 4 года назад +542

    Teacher:we got a new student from israel
    Girls:Omg i want to make friends with him
    Boys:

    • @devastatorx5874
      @devastatorx5874 4 года назад +24

      we're gonna make him give us Jerusalem

    • @themanwholovescommentingla5921
      @themanwholovescommentingla5921 3 года назад +7

      İs he from Jursalem?

    • @creed3830
      @creed3830 3 года назад +6

      @@themanwholovescommentingla5921 I WILL TAKE JERUSALÉN DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

    • @smartboi5354
      @smartboi5354 3 года назад

      Nice n a z i pfo ya have there pal

    • @denchik5798
      @denchik5798 3 года назад

      Jordan attacked,Israel crash that,futaile attempt-CONTROL JERUSALEM!!

  • @bathysphere1070
    @bathysphere1070 6 лет назад +302

    Crusade? Let's go! I'll bring the Holy Hand Grenades!

  • @bigflex2485
    @bigflex2485 6 лет назад +713

    When I’m playing For Honor

    • @coolpop1015
      @coolpop1015 6 лет назад +7

      Same i play warden

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 6 лет назад

      I choose this song for skyrim and for honor
      Btw my gametag is shandon farley and i main lawbringer

    • @linus_9661
      @linus_9661 5 лет назад +5

      @@BigDave18 lawbringers are justice! DEUS VULT

    • @ruski77
      @ruski77 5 лет назад +6

      I play this when I crusade the volcano as Centurion...
      _INCREDIBILIS!!!_

    • @wardenguy3347
      @wardenguy3347 5 лет назад +4

      Someone called me ?

  • @LucasK047
    @LucasK047 2 года назад +49

    Glória à Deus!

    • @enfixu5833
      @enfixu5833 2 года назад +5

      GLÓRIA A DEUS IRMÃO!!!!

  • @butterman3817
    @butterman3817 5 лет назад +151

    Pope said it's my turn to retake the holy land

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 5 лет назад +6

      Do it brother

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 лет назад +3

      I'm now imagining a skeleton army taking Jerusalem... spooky...

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 5 лет назад +1

      pope said its my turn to have half of the world >:(

    • @randomyoutubeuser444
      @randomyoutubeuser444 5 лет назад +1

      DEUS VULT BROTHER

  • @BizarreM
    @BizarreM 8 лет назад +197

    One yell "Deus Vult!"
    Thousands yell "Ave Maria!"

    • @goodva3027
      @goodva3027 6 лет назад +5

      no, first "Ave Maria", then "Deus vult".

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 лет назад +1

      NON NOBUS DOMINE!

  • @inspectoralexei3694
    @inspectoralexei3694 4 года назад +129

    Legend says that if you put the speed at 1.25 and turn up the volume to full, you will hear the horses thundering towards Jerusalem

  • @liambomb91six
    @liambomb91six Месяц назад +3

    This youtube channel is wild. Asuka, anime, then random crusader music.

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 5 лет назад +129

    As a representative of the norse, we offer our swords to your crusade

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 лет назад +4

      I think you ment to say, Sem representativer ór norse, inn vér gørokkarrr swords til krusaderinn

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 5 лет назад

      Dude...northern crusades

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 4 года назад

      @Darius still tho, they gotten crusaded

    • @lillejuensen8084
      @lillejuensen8084 4 года назад

      Creaper 137 are you trying too speak nørron?

    • @zepicklejho8105
      @zepicklejho8105 4 года назад +2

      Are u a mørron?

  • @TheInlander420
    @TheInlander420 6 лет назад +165

    I let this song play in the room as I slept...
    I woke up in my holy armour, with the blood of heathens on my sword. I don't remember much accept hearing screams of Dues Vult and In the name of God...
    huh.

    • @AltanStray
      @AltanStray 5 лет назад +7

      You have done well my child, this is only the first step in taking back the holy land!

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 лет назад +3

      Well they do say to fight night and day in the name of god...

  • @stevenb6253
    @stevenb6253 8 лет назад +368

    "Where did this sword come from?"

    • @DeePScharge
      @DeePScharge 7 лет назад +85

      God wills it don't question it!

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 6 лет назад +6

      well i wouldn't question it if its a sword but i got an M60E6 machine gun with white camo and templar cross at the stock

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 6 лет назад +1

      It burns with an awesome power! It tells me to smite my enemies and take back what is mine! SHINING SWORD!!! DEUS VULT!

  • @lukadek
    @lukadek 5 лет назад +1852

    I played this to my Jewish friend
    Now he’s a crusader

    • @thisguy4345
      @thisguy4345 5 лет назад +25

      In the name of yehawa

    • @grimchameleon0546
      @grimchameleon0546 5 лет назад +58

      you mean a crusader against white civilization?

    • @lukadek
      @lukadek 5 лет назад +1

      We’ll See.

    • @TheBlankInk
      @TheBlankInk 5 лет назад +7

      How to convert ppl into christianity 100

    • @acccident3349
      @acccident3349 5 лет назад +6

      @@grimchameleon0546 why there is always a guy like you?