Was playing darts today when I noticed clownie sleeping in the middle of the fair grounds, his face covered in blood. Strange guy I guess. The manager said he’s begun to think about replacing Clownie, but there’s a shortage of 8 foot tall giant blue skinned clowns. Oh well… I guess things are just starting get interesting.
The way Sark's voice goes shallow and up and down for the "kid's voice" really sounds like a wannabe tough 12 year old telling the story, who is scared and pretends he isnt at the same time. "Stuck a hypodermic needle in my neck with a note on it 'welcome to the world of AIDS'. Guess I have to keep an eye on Clowney" ... After all those years, he's still got it. Sark and APL is by far the best duo online.
"Today, clowny got up from his spot and started chasing people around the carnival. Yelling, "You better give me a positive review, fuckers!!!, or you won't be able to enjoy the carnival!!!!" Kind a strange guy. Guess I should keep an eye on clowny. 🤡
I think I've decided that I'm just going to come back and watch this around every Halloween. Even a year later the Clowny bit never stops being funny to me.
All this negative press... I'll have you know, Clowny helped put me through college, and all I had to promise him in return was that I would do my absolute best in the job I got after graduation, and a positive review on steam.
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and bra-less Clownie brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. Things are starting to get serious around here. Edit: WOW! This took off! 🚀 Thanks for all the likes everyone! ❤
Games like this remind me that the video games industry is one of *the* best ways to launder money. This game probably cost £140 million 😉 to develop and it’s investors include the Clinton and Gates Foundations. Sark’s 80’s teen noir was fuckin on point.
APL had never been blown so thoroughly, until Clowny came around
Was playing darts today when I noticed clownie sleeping in the middle of the fair grounds, his face covered in blood. Strange guy I guess. The manager said he’s begun to think about replacing Clownie, but there’s a shortage of 8 foot tall giant blue skinned clowns. Oh well… I guess things are just starting get interesting.
Better keep an eye on him I guess
The way Sark's voice goes shallow and up and down for the "kid's voice" really sounds like a wannabe tough 12 year old telling the story, who is scared and pretends he isnt at the same time.
"Stuck a hypodermic needle in my neck with a note on it 'welcome to the world of AIDS'. Guess I have to keep an eye on Clowney" ... After all those years, he's still got it.
Sark and APL is by far the best duo online.
I realized that outside of clowny, he was probably improvising most of it.
0:33 Perfect timing with Sark's voice.
Okay Sark carried this game with his teenager employe voice
"Today, clowny got up from his spot and started chasing people around the carnival. Yelling, "You better give me a positive review, fuckers!!!, or you won't be able to enjoy the carnival!!!!" Kind a strange guy. Guess I should keep an eye on clowny. 🤡
✨ Until clowny came around ✨
Augie's Review: "Needs more honks"
Someone should do an animation short for Sark's narration. 🤡 "Better look out for clowny."
100% yes please
This is probably the worst DEVOUR rip-off I've ever seen.
Until Clowny came around 😏
Positive review left.
"Give us a positive review to update the game." That right there would've made me leave a negative review and get a refund.
Clownie stuck a hypodermic needle into my neck with a note on it said welcome to the world of aids xD guess im gonna have to keep an eye on clownie
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Sark was basically doing the classic jerma h1z1 bit "that was before the plague hit"
True that’s what I was thinking about the whole time lol
"Welcome to the world of aids" - Just so beyond dumb, so good.
The Baton was probably the only thing to slow down clowny.
Sarks narration on the ''story'' was hilarious, man! holy shit.
I think I've decided that I'm just going to come back and watch this around every Halloween. Even a year later the Clowny bit never stops being funny to me.
dieing at "until Clowny came around" reminds me of Jermas "before the plague hit"
Guess I better keep an eye on Clowny
All this negative press... I'll have you know, Clowny helped put me through college, and all I had to promise him in return was that I would do my absolute best in the job I got after graduation, and a positive review on steam.
The timing of sarks fight club "do not fuck with us" line with the jumpscare was amazing.
it triggers me so hard that the flashlight isnt centered with the crosshair
We should keep an eye on Clowny...
Jadeveon Clowney's career has gone such an interesting route.
Guess I’m gonna have to keep an eye on Clowney
APL progresses the game but Mr Sark keeps the lore going 😂
This game was a fever dream to watch. Everyone who watched this live will forever be scarred.
Is there a stream vod? I really wanna see it all
4 out 5 Clownies. Would watch again.
Watched it again. Definitely 5 out of 5 clownies on second viewing.😂
Who need they Clussy ate?
59 more likes it will hit 666 and clowny will not come to see you at night.
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Was he faster because the generator was off?
Still better than Ubisoft, who actually removed older games from steam so that even if you had bought it, you couldn't play it anymore.
You should sell shirts with some these great quotes you two come up with.
I would leave a Positive review but clownie came around and killed my sister and i don't even have a sister.
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and bra-less Clownie brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. Things are starting to get serious around here.
Edit: WOW! This took off! 🚀 Thanks for all the likes everyone! ❤
Thanks guys
The end beat... DIRTY
Sark's narration is just the best
That thumbnail tho :D
Wait sark is actually reading text from the game not making it up? Holyyy shet
What is the date of the VOD for this?
This is the VOD. 🤡
Give me a positive review or I won’t post another comment. No cops.
Anyone know the sound played at the end?
anyone got the outro music????
The bowwow definitely didn’t get super irritating immediately
Your hair stubble looks really good. 👍👍🖕
Why does clownie's voice sound like scott's?????
What is that outro music, it fuckin slaps
Is this game made by Augie?
Positive
10/10 review of this game sarks too much lol
Games like this remind me that the video games industry is one of *the* best ways to launder money. This game probably cost £140 million 😉 to develop and it’s investors include the Clinton and Gates Foundations. Sark’s 80’s teen noir was fuckin on point.
clowny is the best
I love how you guys are acting as if there is an actual way to finish this piece of shit.
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