He has no interest in food, but he does value comprehensive analysis and evaluation. Charles being the only one to account for mouthfeel means that is he judges a factor everyone else leaves out, meaning it is more thorough.
I have a root beer float every Sunday afternoon with A&W Root Beer & a few scoops Tillamock French Vanilla Ice Cream… guess I’m eating my sorrows away 😅
Theory: Captain holt has the most sensitive super taste buds in the world which is why he only likes bland things but is as charles said "a natural chef"
"Meat... from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Ha! I'm a poet, and didn't even know I was rhyming those words but it happened anyway." There goes the cleverest (and my favourite) line in the entire show.
*Charles* Try being more descriptive. I know you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Why? *Captain Holt* Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost effective, and they're so simple a child could make them.
" I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless, beige smoothies, containing all the nutrients required by the human animal. "
@@OptimusWombat What ate those cheese? Or is it Cheeses when plural? I wanna prank some lactose intolerant friend by thinking they're eating said cheese.
BUUUUT !!!! In the ep of the pizza sauce Holt sais he reads Boils food blog bc its the only one with mouth feel and teast etc etc so why would he care ? EVIL TWIN
The fact that you forgot Captain Holt reads Charles' blog because it is the only one that measures mouthfeel is disturbing.
I always figured he was lying about that and he read Charles' blog because he cares about his squad
@@SerenityLibs Yes, could be. Especially knowing that he has no interest in food.
And at the same time he says he has no interest in food. So how is he interested in both mouthfeel of food and not interested in food at the same time
He has no interest in food, but he does value comprehensive analysis and evaluation. Charles being the only one to account for mouthfeel means that is he judges a factor everyone else leaves out, meaning it is more thorough.
Yes!
"Wait, where are my eggs?"
"In my belly"
Now get a move on! It's heist time.
“Eggs? For breakfast? Further behind than I thought.”
The way he said it sounds like he is a villain 😂
The cutoff makes it so much funnier. XD
Captain Holt is everyone's ideal house guest cause a simple Scrambled Eggs would already make him feel like he's in a fine dining experience.
Rest In Peace, Andre Braugher. 🌹
Jake: "You follow Charles' weekly pizza blast?"
Holt: "Of course, it's the only one that accounts for mouthfeel"
It's funny how the title of this video is "Holt's exquisite taste in food" and the first thing he says in this video is "I have 0 interest in food"
That's the point, title was sarcastic
That’s the joke
Good job on figuring out the joke
I thought that was really funny too
off topic question: where can i watch s8 of b99?????
I want a sandwich.
I make a sandwich.
I eat a sandwich.
one of the best lines captain dad has used.
I mean officer dad
There found it, officer dad.
I’m bringing father the cheese!
This is my wallpaper that sign
The pinnacle of Santiago Awkwardness Scale:
"Hummus. Thoughts?"
Holt's response always cracks me up 😂
"I have no thoughts about hummus."
OMG I have 99 likes! thank you all!
No, the pinnacle was " LET ME SEE THAT BRAAAAAA"
Holt's reaction to eating a marshmallow still gets me 🤣🤣🤣
Trust Daptain Holt to say "the saddest food known to mankind - ice cream" 😌
"Dry beans?
Sure!"
Daptain as in Dad+Captain?
@@totheendandbeyond 😂😂
@@rugminirkrishnan6934 yup.. it's the cool new way of saying captain. From the world of hip hop 😌
I have a root beer float every Sunday afternoon with A&W Root Beer & a few scoops Tillamock French Vanilla Ice Cream… guess I’m eating my sorrows away 😅
Theory: Captain holt has the most sensitive super taste buds in the world which is why he only likes bland things but is as charles said "a natural chef"
Picky eaters in general have more sensitive taste buds than regular ones.
"Meat... from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Ha! I'm a poet, and didn't even know I was rhyming those words but it happened anyway."
There goes the cleverest (and my favourite) line in the entire show.
RIP Captain, you will be terribly missed. 😔
How did you forget to add Holt's conversation about his favourite rice types in a dinner with Rosa, Kevin and his nephew?
BASMATI
That was with Bob Annderson
Amy’s hummus question is really underrated
Rest in Peace Andre 🕊️
When holt eats a marshmallow, it always brings me joy
*Charles* Try being more descriptive. I know you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?
*Captain Holt* Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost effective, and they're so simple a child could make them.
RIP Captain Holt 😢😢
Why didn't they show his favorite dessert????? Carrots.
" I have zero interest in food.
If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless, beige smoothies, containing all the nutrients required by the human animal. "
Soylent. He’s describing Soylent.
@@B.D.F. 😆🤣🤣👍
Yummy
2:48 I always think he’s gonna say “ I’m a poet, and didn’t even know it”
That’s the point of the joke
Always trust Captain Holt's food instinct 😌
You will be miss andre great actor
Captain was the best. RIP.
Rest In Peace ✌🏿🙏
I'll miss you captain holt
Boyle's horror at Holt's apathy for food is palpable.
Alternate titles include: Holt being the best character in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Rest in peace Captain ❤
Original no flavor and whole wheat no flavor🤣
Rest in peace sir.
02:48 it always feels wrong that he did say "I'm a poet & i didn't know it."
R.I.P. Andre Braugher from Brooklyn Nine-Nine and also from Homicide: Life in the Street. Gone too soon.
I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words...
*Nutrition Bricks*
"I should've known you were lying. There's nothing better than a plain scone!"
He is like Beethoven, with no taste for food, but is the best cook.
broooo hes goneeeee, NOOOOO
Rip Food General and Captain :(
Soda.. "It was the worst thing in the world" 🤣🤣 Always gets me.
"This must be how Salieri felt."
Keep this channel alive please
Perfect start to the video, kudos to you sir.
NINE NINE99 ✊✊✊😭😭😭😭
Why this didn’t end on the marshmallow, we’ll never know.
that thumbnail is *exquisite* as well
I thoroughly enjoyed this culmination of clips. I’m elatedAF rn. Thank you.
Holt and Charles is always a funny random combo that we need more of
Well I see that Holt is an investor in Soylent
Raymond Holt would never want to be put back in the Matrix because the slop is his favorite food.
Shouldve included him and Bob Anderson with the chocolade bar & talking about ricectoo
19 milkless years 😂😂😂
Why does Holt sound exactly like Terry when he says "it's delicous" at 1:25
Holt inventing Huel in the opening scene 😂😂🤣🤣
I can’t wait...😂ugh this is revolting😂😂😂😂
Please bring the show back
I want a sandwich
I make a sandwich
I EAT a sandwich
- Sincerely
Raymond Holt
Bon apetit, more like... BOOOOOONE!
The editor is a fkn god
Rip Captain Holt.
"TOO EASY"
Toast is a really good breakfast
I want a sandwhich. I make a sandwhich. I eat the sandwhich.
I need to get that on a t shrt
i'm suddenly curious what his reaction would be to a 7 layer burrito
BAGEL! BAGEL BAAGEEL!!
But what have we actually seen him consume:
Street meat
Some sort of cheesy poof
And a marshmallow?
Marshed Mallow*
You forgot Captain Raymond Holt's favorite dessert......carrots
0:00 Soylent. Holt is into Soylent.
I'm a poet!... and didn't even know i was rhyming those words
O holt naaaaaaooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
quality content
I have the same problems with milk, so I switched to almond milk
Played this on the speaker while making eggs for breakfast .....
Where was the plain rice????? 😳💕
Holt invested in Soylent.
NINE-NINE!
…drinking seltzer in the shadows
When will Season 8 be on Peacock?
Soda pop
When will season 8 be in the UK
Remember when Amy used baking soda on mashed potatoes just because she didn't have any salt...?
That was a Jake level error!
I could go for a Charbonnay
Holt needs Huel
Episode pls
My views on food is the same as Holt's.
Wait. Boyle fed Holt, a lactose intolerant, a cheese?
Depends on the type of cheese. The fermentation process consumes lactose, making it edible to lactose intolerant individuals.
@@OptimusWombat What ate those cheese? Or is it Cheeses when plural? I wanna prank some lactose intolerant friend by thinking they're eating said cheese.
Holt would have loved Huel
19 MILKLESS years!
You could probably piece these together and make a full episode
why do nearly none of this channels videos work anymore?
BUUUUT !!!! In the ep of the pizza sauce Holt sais he reads Boils food blog bc its the only one with mouth feel and teast etc etc so why would he care ? EVIL TWIN
Nobody tell him about Huel
Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe.
BAGEL!!!
👏BRING👏ME👏SHAR👏BO👏NAY👏
It's over, no more Brooklyn 99😩
So holt is huels target customer
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That person that disliked this video,
Ohhhhhu got another thing coming…
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