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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @nathanmorgan9648
    @nathanmorgan9648 4 года назад +5165

    “These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone... son”
    What a legend

    • @marcovanstaden528
      @marcovanstaden528 4 года назад +30

      Bruh. That made my day

    • @kuramakuramagolden5298
      @kuramakuramagolden5298 3 года назад +27

      now that's what I wanna say when i get grand kids

    • @nicholasmontgomery9626
      @nicholasmontgomery9626 3 года назад +30

      Superman said it best, "You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die." Just replace Bruce with Holt. xD

    • @nulnoh219
      @nulnoh219 3 года назад +6

      That eyebrow pop sold it.
      These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone *pop* son”

    • @JustAJinx-ci6hg
      @JustAJinx-ci6hg 2 года назад +2

      that was a block AND an uppercut.

  • @pokefan213
    @pokefan213 4 года назад +3387

    Holt: "Madeline Wuntch was....a friend."
    Rosa: "See it wasn't that hard to say something ni-oh and you're vomiting."

    • @raphaelavm
      @raphaelavm 4 года назад +128

      That immediate cut right when Holt vomits is perfect.

    • @alexmilburn4261
      @alexmilburn4261 4 года назад +22

      Ha ha ha
      I too watched the video

    • @wbball15
      @wbball15 3 года назад +3

      This was the best bit in the montage

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 года назад

      @@wbball15 who asked

    • @lindsaywallis3570
      @lindsaywallis3570 2 года назад

      @@criscrosxxx people online discuss things whether or not someone asks dumbass

  • @jtj1331
    @jtj1331 3 года назад +1564

    “She was so young....”
    “For a Redwood Tree.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Infidel_Kat0
    @Infidel_Kat0 4 года назад +2686

    This is about uniform Holt, but suddenly shifted into Rosa the moment she reacted to Holt's joke. That was absolutely priceless considering she rarely ever smiles and next to never laughs.

    • @la9275958
      @la9275958 4 года назад +39

      I stopped the video just to see if someone was thinking the same.

    • @hopleyh3078
      @hopleyh3078 3 года назад +24

      I watched that scene several times just to laugh harder and harder. This is kinda wholesome

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 3 года назад +40

      Rosa actually smiles quite a bit because of Holt in this compilation and I love it

    • @oiman5733
      @oiman5733 3 года назад +12

      Considering she went to Catholic school it's even funnier.

    • @ninjachannel007
      @ninjachannel007 Год назад +4

      Her and Holt having a good time celebrating her death is one of my favorite parts of the show.

  • @johnroberteaston893
    @johnroberteaston893 4 года назад +3581

    I was so sad when Wuntch died because I knew that we would never hear Holt roast her again

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 3 года назад +135

      He could still roast her memory.

    • @velinmihov8958
      @velinmihov8958 3 года назад +164

      @@predetor911 it's not the same, Holt says it so himself.

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 года назад +33

      @@velinmihov8958 exactly. no one to retort at him that he'll die of old age in a week now 😂😭

    • @zakkapradana7180
      @zakkapradana7180 3 года назад +49

      Shes roasted forever in hades

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 3 года назад +38

      @@zakkapradana7180 She went back to guarding Hades

  • @Jai-rd5ce
    @Jai-rd5ce 4 года назад +5265

    Demoted holt was so sad but funny sometimes

    • @nnnrr7219
      @nnnrr7219 4 года назад +29

      I think that was the goal haha

    • @brokenmask333
      @brokenmask333 3 года назад +30

      True
      But I was so disappointed with his behavior

    • @astroside_990
      @astroside_990 3 года назад +37

      @@brokenmask333 alright mom

    • @stoneotter8617
      @stoneotter8617 3 года назад +30

      So true. I couldn't even watch, just knowing he was doing his best but he was crushed and crestfallen

    • @dhruvpandya4136
      @dhruvpandya4136 3 года назад +3

      Please someone tell me it's been a couple of years since I've seen 99. Does he get reinstated.

  • @xandercorp6175
    @xandercorp6175 3 года назад +1068

    "Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine." I can't believe this incredible snub didn't make it to the comments before I wrote it.

    • @Sam316451
      @Sam316451 3 года назад +12

      And we the people thank you for that :D

    • @melekt9429
      @melekt9429 3 года назад +26

      You rube..

    • @drpigglesnuudelworte5209
      @drpigglesnuudelworte5209 3 года назад

      I read this just as he said it 😂

    • @mydadshowering2978
      @mydadshowering2978 3 года назад +20

      Holt's melancholy has clearly altered his pursuit for knowledge drastically, and left him dragging his knuckles along the floor. Rousseau was Swiss, and proud of it. He often signed his letters "Jean-Jaques Rousseau, citizen of Geneva."

    • @michaeltye2359
      @michaeltye2359 3 года назад +11

      I'm a camus fan, that hurt me tbh

  • @DeltaEcho303
    @DeltaEcho303 4 года назад +744

    "Jake and Charles are not dead! It's worse than that." Terry knew how to read the room.

    • @castleoffiction96
      @castleoffiction96 3 года назад +17

      The weird part is Amy looking just stunned at that, but then being vocally angry when she’s told the real truth

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +2463

    "I've never been so attracted to a gay man before."
    What a quote.

    • @MaryEllenBrown
      @MaryEllenBrown 4 года назад +158

      “And I dated several in college”

    • @motherofpea4rll
      @motherofpea4rll 3 года назад +18

      @@MaryEllenBrown I can believe that 🤣

    • @moon.937
      @moon.937 3 года назад +5

      @@MaryEllenBrown lmao

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 года назад +27

      I still think it's weird cause she sees him as a father figure too lol

    • @janerik5997
      @janerik5997 3 года назад +8

      As a guy i can just agree woth amy on this one. Except the dating Part :D

  • @ivyahern7104
    @ivyahern7104 4 года назад +624

    8:53 that line followed by Rosa's cackle is GOLDEN.

  • @ella2751
    @ella2751 3 года назад +442

    Holt: In the ET movie, did you feel sad when ET died?
    Rosa: He wasn't a monster.
    Holt: He caused a real commotion.
    Rosa: *mm fair*

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo Год назад

      So Holt believes anyone who disrupts social order deserves death ? .Even a child ? .

  • @gabrielmorgan9271
    @gabrielmorgan9271 4 года назад +575

    Holt “Pop Pop”
    Magnitude “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @pamelalansbury94
      @pamelalansbury94 4 года назад +21

      That’s exactly who I thought of when he said this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ajaxtanner874
      @ajaxtanner874 3 года назад +7

      YES

    • @apra.pathak
      @apra.pathak 3 года назад

      Yessssssss

    • @wordplay1527
      @wordplay1527 3 года назад +10

      Streets ahead

    • @lordedear9388
      @lordedear9388 3 года назад +4

      @@wordplay1527 stop trying to coin the term streets ahead.

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 4 года назад +973

    Top 3:
    "My God! Jake and Charles are dead!'
    "Bagel!"
    "For a Redwood Tree!"

    • @georgeprchal3924
      @georgeprchal3924 3 года назад +19

      @Arijit Paul well yeah, Jake dies awesomely in an explosion and Charles commits suicide out if respect. Or that's how I think Jake phrased it.

  • @exprsive
    @exprsive 4 года назад +987

    "officer dad, yep thats it, officer dad", laughed so hard

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 4 года назад +613

    "I heard from someone she's a pill popper"
    "Pop pop"

  • @artespeck8091
    @artespeck8091 2 года назад +317

    “Everyone hide your pills” was the best line and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @kingfelipe9564
      @kingfelipe9564 2 года назад +2

      Lmfaooooo same!! I love it

    • @8152eng
      @8152eng Год назад +14

      Pop pop

    • @juice8833
      @juice8833 Год назад +6

      I absolutely agree, pop pop! 😂

    • @russelljohnson6267
      @russelljohnson6267 10 месяцев назад +1

      His delivery of that line was awesome.

  • @jacobdurso
    @jacobdurso 4 года назад +269

    Best line:
    "Why is it in all caps?"
    "...So I remember to yell it"

  • @John-qb3dn
    @John-qb3dn 4 года назад +1735

    Holt's Wuntch burns are so incredible
    "As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it"
    "Same reason she visits Mexico every year and sucks the blood from goats, for kicks"
    Their relationship was amazing and I think Holt's speech at her funeral was the perfect way to wrap it up.

    • @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master
      @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master 4 года назад +62

      John Goodwin “Oh Wuntch, I had wondered why all the birds had stopped singing”
      Holt:”Oh Wuntch, feel free to rest you cloven hooves over by the table” Wuntch:”oh calling me the divil Raymond? Very original.” Holt:”no I was calling you a goat. You goat.”

    • @Wei2Vile
      @Wei2Vile 4 года назад +41

      Wunch: New office Holt, 11th floor.
      Holt: Yes, I've never seen you this high without a broom under you.

    • @bulutmutlu9119
      @bulutmutlu9119 3 года назад +13

      "Deputy Chief Wuntch, you have aged."

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 3 года назад +12

      "I'm surprised you have an audience for this stunt"
      "Well yes, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?" 😳😳😂😂😂😂

    • @brent3522
      @brent3522 3 года назад +5

      "As God said when Wuntch tried to enter the Gates of Heaven, 'it ain't happening, honey'"

  • @liamjacques5335
    @liamjacques5335 3 года назад +310

    "As God said when wunch tried to sneak past the gates of Heaven, 'It ain't happening honey'"
    I loved that that insult was enough to make Rosa laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 3 года назад +134

    It would’ve been funnier if Wuntch had died on a toilet, effectively making her a “Toilet Ghost” and forcing Jake to pay Holt $6,000

    • @zorasmith4880
      @zorasmith4880 11 месяцев назад +7

      Well, that’d only be the full $6k if she was a Korean toilet ghost- at most, if she died on the toilet, Jake would only owe 4k- 2/3 right means 2/3 payment.

  • @jenschi3833
    @jenschi3833 4 года назад +808

    "Pop, pop" actually makes me laugh more than "BOOONNNEEE"

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 4 года назад +51

      Are Holt and Magnitude possibly related?!

    • @chimichanga269
      @chimichanga269 4 года назад +14

      I’ve see the whole BOOOOOOONE thing in so many of these type videos that it’s not even funny anymore

    • @minatonamikaze6127
      @minatonamikaze6127 3 года назад +9

      @@AlasdairGR POP POP

    • @tommillar7171
      @tommillar7171 3 года назад +7

      @@minatonamikaze6127 digedy doo?

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 года назад

      @@AlasdairGR Maybe?

  • @rafaelcampos3205
    @rafaelcampos3205 4 года назад +156

    “So we do it raw” gets me 100% of the time lmao

  • @saraprice5555
    @saraprice5555 3 года назад +87

    "As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it." 😂 Totally missed this one the first time.

  • @GRedgold
    @GRedgold 3 года назад +185

    Holt is such a stone cold badass he grabbed his refried beans out of the oven with his bare hand. Didn't even flinch. What a legend

  • @getblacked1351
    @getblacked1351 3 года назад +86

    "She was so young!"
    "For a redwood tree"

  • @vaishaliwasnik9398
    @vaishaliwasnik9398 3 года назад +154

    That Madeline Wuntch is a korean toilet ghost, 'BORING' we already knew that
    The way he says boring!😂

  • @sentinel1280
    @sentinel1280 4 года назад +193

    I love Rosa's laugh!!

  • @benjaminkasson2587
    @benjaminkasson2587 3 года назад +45

    Holt's roast game is always top-tier when Wuntch is concerned.

  • @Bedbuggies
    @Bedbuggies 3 года назад +79

    How are they still writing such master pieces after so many seasons?!

  • @gogoforromeo9598
    @gogoforromeo9598 3 года назад +61

    Honestly I think holt is one of the best written comedy characters of all time

  • @dillondana8273
    @dillondana8273 3 года назад +72

    rosa laughing hysterically is the greatest sound ever

  • @williamalfredpaul9763
    @williamalfredpaul9763 3 года назад +101

    8:57 The most beautiful laugh I've ever been blessed to witness.

  • @yogeshdevdhariya8967
    @yogeshdevdhariya8967 3 года назад +59

    "Jake and Charles are dead"
    "No its worse than that"
    💀

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 3 года назад +105

    "Someone told me she's a pill popper."
    "Pop! 👋 Pop! 👋"

  • @theSuperviLLain_est
    @theSuperviLLain_est 3 года назад +56

    I swear Rosa laughed at those Wuntch jokes on accident lmao

  • @omniarch8078
    @omniarch8078 4 года назад +90

    “Oh it’s dad... captain holt... captain dad... officer holt... I mean officer dad”

  • @jmalen123
    @jmalen123 9 месяцев назад +4

    This was in my feed and I loves me some Holt. Halfway through, I remembered he had passed, and I was moved almost to tears. What an exemplary person he was.

  • @sadjackaboy1366
    @sadjackaboy1366 3 года назад +31

    Roza and holt chemistry and relationship is absolutely perfect

  • @puckbucky.5545
    @puckbucky.5545 2 года назад +18

    6:32 the way he says “BOORINGGGG”, he actually believes that she is a Korean toilet ghost 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IsThisRealSeanJohn
    @IsThisRealSeanJohn 3 года назад +40

    "Im not planning any trips to The Bronx zoo" lmaoooooo bruhhhhhh

  • @BixLow13
    @BixLow13 3 года назад +27

    Holt casually takes food fresh out of oven barehanded is mood.

  • @jameshays947
    @jameshays947 4 года назад +66

    “For a redwood tree!”

  • @dancingdragon3
    @dancingdragon3 10 месяцев назад +15

    Aw man, Holt saying he’s read Terry’s tombstone hits hard now 😢

  • @lisab4395
    @lisab4395 4 года назад +58

    it hurts me on a spiritul level to see OFFICER holt

  • @silverninja5218
    @silverninja5218 3 года назад +55

    "Oh Terry zombies can't die."

  • @paulmadison6334
    @paulmadison6334 3 года назад +17

    I’ve always loved how Rosa laughs at Holt’s insults.

  • @randalfowler6460
    @randalfowler6460 3 года назад +78

    6:25 Rosa breaking character in the background

    • @pootodd7017
      @pootodd7017 3 года назад +12

      she was laughing at what holt said

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 3 года назад +2

      I think it's in character considering she cracks up later in this compilation.

  • @wildchild795
    @wildchild795 2 года назад +12

    Amy- “she was so young”
    Holt- “for a redwood tree. why are you crying?”

  • @thelandoftea9995
    @thelandoftea9995 3 года назад +18

    I didn't think I needed Holt throwing bagels, that scene needs more appreciation

  • @DavidHeffron78
    @DavidHeffron78 4 года назад +150

    Andre Braugher is a goddam legend.

  • @Arsenov92
    @Arsenov92 3 года назад +56

    06:25 Rosa broke character, weird seeing her smile.

    • @pootodd7017
      @pootodd7017 3 года назад +11

      if you notice, she smiles more often than u think

  • @vikrantvarma9037
    @vikrantvarma9037 3 года назад +13

    Rosa laughing two times hysterically, that too, two times in the same day. Hats off to demoted Holt and his insults.

  • @TheFreshster
    @TheFreshster 4 года назад +64

    Holt is a poetic mood.

  • @fort9303
    @fort9303 4 года назад +110

    I was just here to pick up my... McNugget

    • @christinelin9763
      @christinelin9763 4 года назад +1

      Cal Malone paella

    • @fort9303
      @fort9303 4 года назад

      Christine Lin that’s what e thought a McNugget was

  • @Ezyduck
    @Ezyduck 10 месяцев назад +9

    “My god Jake and Charles r dead” kills me every time 😂. Rest easy Captain Raymond Holt 🫡

  • @DerangedWookiee
    @DerangedWookiee 4 года назад +28

    "Meatball sub?" Excuse me this is supposed to be New York, we say HERO

  • @rahmaahmed7569
    @rahmaahmed7569 4 года назад +34

    It’s dad, I mean captain Holt, I mean captain dad, I mean officer Holt, I mean officer dad.....that was it Officer dad, I found it

  • @bmays3497
    @bmays3497 3 года назад +8

    "Hold on there's a pigeon approaching.....hold the mission" 🤣 🤣

  • @llamasrose3721
    @llamasrose3721 4 года назад +65

    Can we get a wuntch is dead compilation/supercut?

  • @poojadwivedi2603
    @poojadwivedi2603 3 года назад +24

    "Jake and Charles are dead" and he said this wasn't a fun office.

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 3 года назад +17

    8:53 Rosa's laugh made this gold mine of a scene into a full-blown treasure trove.

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 3 года назад +9

    Rosa laughing at holts wunch jokes is gold almost as gold as holts "amy" when she calls him an idiot

  • @randomxrandom4949
    @randomxrandom4949 3 года назад +7

    for all who was wondering when Captain Dad figured out he became a full Nine-Nine ... its on episode where they overmine CJ end scene

  • @joe_2112
    @joe_2112 4 года назад +26

    6:45 amazing

  • @mannys9511
    @mannys9511 3 года назад +36

    8:53-8:58 the line and the laugh sent me🤣

  • @josemeza3986
    @josemeza3986 3 года назад +27

    7:15 my favorite by far

  • @moony3083
    @moony3083 4 года назад +18

    Holt in the episode wuntch dies was the best version of holt

  • @salihahzem
    @salihahzem 4 года назад +30

    Bagel, Bay-guhllll! The best lol.

  • @MrLTiger
    @MrLTiger 3 года назад +22

    Holt became more and more emotional as the seasons go on, and it only makes everything funnier

  • @Kings-Advocate
    @Kings-Advocate 3 года назад +41

    "Zombies can't die!" 🤣

  • @thomas-stilinski8149
    @thomas-stilinski8149 3 года назад +5

    I love how Boyle was just sitting back there watching the competition

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад +13

    Rosa laughing is a sound sent straight from an Angel raised in Hell.

  • @georgewilliamsiii4677
    @georgewilliamsiii4677 3 года назад +5

    Him roasting Wunch is always hilarious and without a hint of guilt. For a redwood tree!!! 😆

  • @bigkeith4744
    @bigkeith4744 4 года назад +25

    "It ain't happening hunny" laughed way to hard 😂😂

  • @triciaramgoolam4045
    @triciaramgoolam4045 3 года назад +4

    The clips from the last set when Wuntch dies, every time Rosa laughs that scandalous laugh, makes me think that that was her actual reactions. It seems so genuine.

  • @courtneypeterson2979
    @courtneypeterson2979 3 года назад +18

    “[E.T.] wasn’t a monster.”
    “He cause quite the commotion!”

  • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
    @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 года назад +23

    Terry: " ok everyone, I have some news "
    Holt: " that Madeline Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? **waves hand** boooring, we already knew that " 🤣
    the way he said boring though, so sassy LMAO

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 3 года назад +26

    Any French philosopher post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine.

  • @aleccross3535
    @aleccross3535 4 года назад +12

    *3:29* for a second, Holt expressed such emotions there.

    • @echo5344
      @echo5344 Год назад

      which episode is this from? :DDDD

  • @namdhakcity216
    @namdhakcity216 3 года назад +10

    8:37 he pulls out the hot crockpot with his bare hands, true captain holt 😭😭

  • @shankhh
    @shankhh 3 года назад +7

    Rosa loosing it at Holts one liners, something we should all cherish

  • @leoshortnose
    @leoshortnose Год назад +7

    8:27 my actual favourite scene in the whole show 😂😂😂

  • @rohanrao4425
    @rohanrao4425 4 года назад +32

    CAPTAIN DAD

  • @ihaveacar
    @ihaveacar 3 года назад +5

    "You don't feel sad when a monster dies in a monster movie."

  • @beezus55
    @beezus55 7 месяцев назад +1

    Rosa's outburst of laughter 😂😂😂. Why do I have to watch that over and over 😂

  • @dutchess5753
    @dutchess5753 3 года назад +3

    I LOVED demoted Holt!!!! 😆 His best childish Wunch attacks are archived there!

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 10 месяцев назад +2

    I do like that, in the first clip you see Jake’s serious and professional side.

  • @aeh5109
    @aeh5109 3 года назад +4

    I’m so sad that Wuntch’s dead because her banter with Holt was amazing. His insults are lit.

  • @papasy3748
    @papasy3748 10 месяцев назад +3

    RIP Sir Andre, still can't believe it

  • @paulmanzano5327
    @paulmanzano5327 10 месяцев назад +6

    RIP Andre Braugher :(

  • @dummybelles9651
    @dummybelles9651 4 года назад +3

    I love when the video ends with a perfectly cut scream

  • @jonathansanders9816
    @jonathansanders9816 3 года назад +3

    Such an under-rated show.

  • @cindyjeric7154
    @cindyjeric7154 4 года назад +16

    BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benoitb.3679
    @benoitb.3679 2 года назад +2

    7:26 haha
    "She was so young!"
    "For a Redwood tree"
    Andre Braugher!

  • @michaely409
    @michaely409 4 года назад +14

    I didn't laugh the whole vid but "he caused a real commotion" has me in tears

  • @nikalgurung9089
    @nikalgurung9089 3 года назад +5

    "My God! Jake and Charles are dead." 😂😂

  • @mehmetberke5121
    @mehmetberke5121 2 года назад +2

    7:02 My favourite chupacabra mention in all tv history xD

  • @angelbarahona2013
    @angelbarahona2013 3 года назад +2

    Holt giving the pigeon updates, gives me so much Nanaue vibes.

  • @TheBenMartin98
    @TheBenMartin98 3 года назад +5

    I fucking love it when Rosa laughs 😂😂

  • @ToFFe1920
    @ToFFe1920 4 года назад +5

    ‘I do it all the.. day long’ 😂😂