@@dagon12345 oh yeah, definitely! I started off with Duolingo, and it wasn't as helpful as I'd like. Plus I like the American Daily Show as well, so this is like a second similar show to watch.
@@helengabrial-moseley9554 It's not necessary to have German ancestors, find a job in Germany, show you can support yourself and learn basic German... Bob's your uncle.
@@helengabrial-moseley9554 Germany made it easier for British to get a German passport. I think mainly for the British who stayed in Germany after the iron curtain was down. Given that a lot of young people took that chance too and got themselves a German passport.
As a Brit living in New Zealand, I found some of the programme very embarrassing for England, but at the same time, so true and amusing and I couldn't help chuckling at the way they explained the mess that has become Brexit.. Well done to the "Humourless?" German's hitting the nail on the head and showing how pig headed, stubborn and obtuse we English really are. Cringing, but so funny.
don't take it too personally. it's a german national sport to pretend you know better. anyhow most people here have sympathy with the 'vote to remain' fraction.
@warbatron2 , dont take it to heart this is no news or media show , its a typical german sence of humour fail wind up show on the german equivalent of bbc2 , if you want to know what the germans really think then go to Dr Alice Weidel on brexit, she tells how it really is
Please don’t take it personal. We don’t hate on the conscious people who know what a disaster any kind of brexit would be. In fact we really want you to stay. But since your country decided to leave, we’re tired of your politicians who can’t agree on anything. If the plan is to leave: get on with it and find a way do to so asap (preferably in an orderly way...)
Some of these observations are very true, amusing and somewhat refreshing with a majority of British comedians seemingly running out of new Brexit related material in 2016. It is nice to see that in Germany satirical shows not infrequently dedicate 10 minutes to making fun out of the UK...in the UK, aside from endless mockery of Trump supporters, we seldom enjoy prolonged comedy sketches about another country.
Well this is embarrassing. Please be kind! The U.K. is currently having a collective nervous break down. London; Scotland; Manchester; Leeds; York; Liverpool; Oxford; Cambridge; Bristol; Cotswolds are well & okay they wanted to stay in the EU. We are working hard to help the rest of the country get well again. Don’t lose faith, don’t let us go! Hugs & Love from the U.K!✊🇪🇺🇬🇧🇪🇺
That’s a nice thought but although I’m a German in the U.K. (since 1989) I now want the U.K. to get out of the Union because they’d be forever a destructive, good for nothing force there. The EU has more important problems already than brexit.
Klaus Geltl That’s your opinion but it’s a rubbish one and I don’t believe it. The U.K’s rightful place is in within the EU. The EU first & foremost important role is to Unite Europe, it’s in it’s name for goodness sake. The U.K. will fight on to remain within the EU and it’s not true to say we’ve been a destructive force, we are allowed to have a different opinion within the EU but we’ve agreed to most things within the EU. The U.K. spend enough money within the EU and we should be respected.
@@ellie3000 indeed the UK has been a great member state and appreciated as such. However, I believe after hearing leaders such as May, Boris, Corben etc bashing the EU over time, that Brits would not commit to the EU going forward. I Believe in EU democracy, but Brits don't. EU needs to move on after the elections and should not be halted to heal selfinflicted domestic issues of the UK. Don't get me wrong, I really like the UK, but I love my own country and lots of other european countries of the EU. ...but hey, you're welcome back when the country wants to commit again even it takes 30-40 years' time.
Diet Double DEW Then they shouldn’t have been so naive to have believed that. Not our fault if they believed that a referendum would go a certain way. They’re always complaining about the English but we never complain back.
Never really understood the Scottish position. So millions of Scottish people voted in a referendum (which was respected, btw) for your own Independence, to become a self governing country, however, more or less the same million of Scottish people want to forgo that independence and have 50 to 60% of their laws created by an unelected bureaucrat in Brussels as well as having to fall under the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice? A little but bizarre don't you think?
Ich als Chinse sage Euch: ein eigener Flugzeugträger ist eine smarte Idee, denn es kostet bestimmt weniger als BER, und die Bauzeit eventuell auch kürzer. Bald können wir endlich von Peking nach Berlin direkt fliegen, landen aber zuerst auf Flugzeugträger auf Rügen, dann per Bummelzug der DB nach Berlin! Was hält ihr für meine Idee?
Damn - This is hilarious! Hängebriten and Sado-Mayso! Ha-ha - Just kills it. Besides humour and satire they even got self irony. For a dane it doesn't get much better than this... I even get my poor german dusted. A no-brainer subsciption - Klar...
Most British people don't blame the EU for this, at least not directly, however you have to admit that there's obviously a personal financial motivator for British politicians involved somewhere. We were given a vote, we voted, and then we trusted our elected officials to respect the vote. This isn't happening, and it's a very big problem for British politics, possibly the most serious crisis Parliament has faced since the English Civil War. The worst of it is that - short of an armed uprising - there's not a lot we can do about it, we have to hope the Leave camp outmanoeuvres the Remain camp, otherwise we're stuck for another year or more.
The point of my comment was to make fun of the unbelievable and indescribable mindset that so many people in your country have. Your own governmetn asks the EU, even begs the EU for delay, and yet the entire media empire starts blaming the EU that they are trying to stop the UK from leaving. I have no words to describe your media. I am a Libertarian and against any state controls over the press, but in your case, jesus chirst, that's not press as we all know it, that's more like a paper-blog or something like that. If it's OK to make it illegal to scream fire in a cinema or incite violence, then it should be also be illegal to deceit millions of people every day. There is a difference between having an opinion and maliciously deceiving people. People in your country have extremely distorted perception of reality. Another thing i can't understand is why on Earth is someone who was against Brexit made the PM? Why didn't the consv. party elect someone who was in favor of brexit? My personal interpretation is that this very much conforms to what i would describe as English culture, which is to avoid responsibility at all cost. All the pro-brexit people ran away and nobody wanted to become a PM, instead they pushed someone who never wanted brexit, and then gang on her and started blaming her for everything instead of taking the lead themselves.
@@ilovecoffee7623 The media are propagandists, they all have an agenda, and so their 'news' reflects the narrative they want to spin. The pro EU media are just as bad as the ones blaming the EU for this fiasco, not to mention all of the baseless fear mongering we have been subjected to for nearly three years. They exist only to serve their political overlords, and ceased being relevant as true journalists many years ago. The ordinary man on the street is sick and tired of the whole sorry charade, we just want it over and done with so that we can move on to solving the very real issues in our society, issues not being addressed because the political elite are too busy trying to secure their obvious financial interests in the EU. We all know that's why their so desperate to stay in, it's a club where the rich get richer, and we all pay for it. As for the PM, she is probably the worst we have seen since Neville Chamberlain. Not only did she vote remain, but she simply wasn't qualified for the job, as we can see by the absolute shambles she has made of proceedings. How did she get it? The usual backstabbing, intimidation, and media smear campaigns against her rivals. It was never about who was best, and that's the problem with British politics, too many useless tools making their way to the top. If they cannot or will not deliver on the people's vote, then perhaps Parliament is in need of replacement, with something that actually stands for - rather than against - the country it is supposed to govern. It's an outdated institution, and has gained far too much independence from the voters in the last few decades.
@@TheAngrySaxon1 You cannot talk of "Most British People" in anything regarding Brexit. The UK referendum was split roughly in half on the decision, with 28% of the electorate NOT EVEN VOTING in the referendum. UK Parliament is MORE representative of the complex opinions of the British public than the non-binding binairy unsubstantial referendum, yet is being accosted for not following the will of the British people by brexiteers. Brexiteers are, by the referendum, 51.9% of 72% (= 37,368%) of the British electorate. This is all simple maths and there is no counter to my arguement. Brexiteers don't understand basic democracy yet they yell that the EU is undemocratic. Utterly hilarious. -a Dutch EU citizen.
@@NLTops Okay, so by your logic, every time we have a general election and it's a close run thing, we should have another election until the whole country is 100% behind one particular party? Do you realise how utterly ridiculous that would be? As for lecturing me on democracy, answer me this, is it democratic for the losing side of the vote to then dictate how the winning side goes about delivering their promises? Is it democratic for the losing side of the vote to essentially halt proceedings, and even attempt to reverse them? Yes or no?
What's your perspective on this as a person living in the UK but not being included in that decision? And do you know already, practically, how it will go on for you, staying there and so on?
@David Bowman If you are trying to say, that rich countries would like to educate their own citizens and give them the best jobs, and then give the worst, dirtiest and hardest jobs to the immigrants, then you are right. But, EU citizens have been living in The UK for decades now, and The British are starting to become somewhat envy, because we (EU immigrants) are growing into the British culture, we start to buy homes, make businesses, get good jobs, etc. But it's been predicted by knowledgeable people in The UK, that if all the EU immigrants suddenly left the country, it would have disastrous effects on the British people. EU citizens in The UK, are thought to be 'stealing' benefits+social funding, but we actually make incomparably more money to this country, than we take out via child benefit, house benefits, etc. Many polish people work in the factories, on the farms, etc. Other polish, graduate British universities, then they work in the offices, take different prestigious jobs, etc. One thing can be said about most of the immigrants - They have better lives here than they had in their homelands, so, it does not greatly matter, what social position you have as an immigrant. That's why I think, that British need to have some ice cold water poured over their heads. Well, it would be the only good thing, from the Brexit, so far.
@David Bowman I agree. But, British leavers have a very narrow perspective on these things. So, I hate those people, even though I know that shouldn't hate any person. I am also a hypocrite, but I am not hurting anyone physically or even verbally. I'm just laughing my ass of at those stupid people, and this video allows me to do so. In fact, I can't wait till 12th April, when the real chaos will start, and then I will just watch everything from a neutral perspective. Ironically enough, Leavers are waiting for Brexit day too, so everyone is happy!
@@justahealthyperson.1907 you hopfully have been made welcome here and i hope you stay and no way want you to leave .my reasons for leaving i have had since we joined the common market not a political union.but thanks for calling me and fellow leavers nasty names 😭
Mit Untertiteln fällt das Timing flach und das Publikumslachen passt zeitlich auch nicht mehr. Es sollte jedem halbwegs begabten Komödianten klar sein dass das so nicht funktionieren kann.
diese Scham, wenn du mit 15 fließend Englisch konntest, und nach 10 Jahren Daily show dieser Abklatsch in Deutschland erscheint. Und deine Freunde die ganz toll finden, weil sie alle nur Schulenglisch verstehen, und auf der deutschen Humorebene versacken... (Hitler killed all the funny people, never caught up)
I wish you'd include subtitles in every video. As a student of German it would be wonderful to be able to watch the show and learn at the same time! The autogenerated captions are sadly very bad.
I agree. I'm also learning German, and the English subbed videos make it easier to learn. First I watch with no subs, then German subs, and finally I'll listen with English Subs to test my knowledge, see if I got the wording right, kinda thing.
There are better, less propagandalike ways to learn german. Besides while learning japanesd I've made the experience that at a certain point without subtitles is a better way to learn.
@@Josh-bf6sk I'm an American, living in the super fundamentalist bible-belt that is Louisiana, and to top it all off, I'm a democrat (Obama, Clinton, etc.). I literally watch the same show, but the American version. It's not propaganda to me, because it's meant for people, such as myself, to laugh at. I hate Trump. I hate what my country is doing to the world. Not to mention, when they bring up German politics, it goes way over my head, except Merkel, since we get a lot of news about her over here.
@@mrmagoo-i2l Just fine thank you. No one is complaining, exept laughable, inbread Brexiters who haven't got a clue how the world works.. or even your own silly island.
@@mrmagoo-i2l ..or should I say you are pathetic, incoherent and chaotic? www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/20/pathetic-incoherent-chaotic-europes-verdict-on-brexit-shambles
@@jeandar1 That's not true. I often have to cross the bridge, and it's not pretty. You may have chosen to ignore the reality of your situation.. but if you were to venture outside your little bubble of self-denial, then you would be horrified of the situation you're in. Sincerely your, Denmark
@@CoffeeForAll I am well educated in medicine and with field experiences from across the world, so I do believe I've got some in-depth grip of reality. Its all fine in Sweden, not that big an issue as you try to make it, venture a bit further than the brigde and you'll see the real Sweden. Surely every country got some areas with problems, and dealing with them. You are focusing on immigrants, but there are more important issues than that! By the way..last time I looked at the map, Denmark was a "little bubble".
Ein deutscher Flugzeugträger wäre extrem günstig. Da wir ohnehin keine flugfähigen Jets haben, sparen wir uns schonmal die Start und Landebahn. Und da wir uns ohne Flugbetrieb vieles weitere sparen können, kaufen wir uns einfach ne neue Korvette und nennen die dann Flugzeugträger. Macht dann bestimmt mächtig Eindruck, wenn der deutsche Flugzeugträger dann irgendwo stationiert wird.
@@derbuschmann3604 Ich würde sagen, die Bundeswehr selbst würde das vielleicht sogar schaffen, aber sie gibt ja immer mehr ab an externe Berater und Firmen.
Ich klink mich mal hier ein weil ihr Leute Ahnung zu haben scheint. 1. Ex-Militärs als Verteidigungsminister (weiß nicht wieso das nicht bereits der Fall ist) 2. Ein richtiger Flugzeugträger für 40 Milliarden Bau- und Forschungskosten (könnten vom Steuerüberschuss gleich 2 bauen, aber so viele Flugzeuge (Mit Betonung auf Flug) haben wir nicht.
Die Bundeswehr tut mir echt Leit. Wenn man sieht was unsere deutschen Arschlochpolitiker daraus gemacht haben....... ist besser die schaffen se gleich ganz ab ...... meiner Meinung nach sollte die Landesverteidigung an erster und nicht an letzter Stelle stehen......
Please don't put all British people in the same bag, most of my friends wanted to remain, but they clerverly targeted the elderly and people who barely travel the world and all they know about the world is the tip of their toes. What we are living here looks like a bad joke. A campaign full of lies, the leaders of that campaign resigning the day after they won (lighting the fire and running away), and a Parliament full of people who don't know how to get to agreements, even when they are paid for that. Theresa May was a remainer, now she is delivering Brexit, if you can call this "deliver". In general, British people are very arrogant, they still think that they are the Great British Empire and the terror of the seven seas, and everyone is going to bow before then. That's why they can't understand that EU doesn't want their deal, because in their minds it's reasonable that they should have all the privileges (like how spoiled they were in Europe, driving on the other side, having a different currency and using miles per hour and non-metric systems (pounds, stones, inches....). It's a bit of a shock for them that people don't want to do what they ask them for, so please forgive them. British people will get their sovereignty back, even if it means using it as a blanket for the growing numbers of homeless people and for the ones with jobs but still using the food banks.
@Slobodan Petrovic the problem with the referendum is that it wasn't as simple as vote 1 or vote 2. While people voting remain all wanted the same (things staying as they were), people voting leave wanted different things. Some wanted a hard brexit, some wanted a Canada plus or Norway style, some wanted a soft brexit..., so people who voted leave to have a Canada plus deal would be disappointed if there's a hard Brexit or viceversa. I just hope that children and people in need don't end up paying for all of this.
@Slobodan Petrovic I couldn't vote, and the result won't do any harm to me, since I can stay here indefinitively, but yes, I believe in a world with less walls, where people try to help one another, where you don't have to look over your shoulder to see if your neighbour is doing better than you or has more privileges. I like sharing, meeting people from different cultures, build a future together. So yes, I'm disappointed at the results
Great show, but please have a thought for Scotland - we voted by a large majority to Remain in the EU. It is the English that are driving the bus off a cliff.
Team up with Wales and Northern Ireland, leave England to carry on with... whatever they're doing. Then unite with the Republic of Ireland to form a Federal Gaelic Republic and let the English reap what they have sown. I'll be over in a jiffy to have a wee dram or twelve in celebration with you.
Nice, Tom (Russian Troll) Williams. Scotland voted No to independence by 5% based on the scare story that voting Yes would mean leaving the EU (ha, ha!) and the English Vow that the UK countries would become members of a Federal State . Instead, the next day David Cameron announced that Scottish MPs would be losing their voting rights, the question was settled for a generation (this from a party that wants to bring the same ‘deal’ back to Parliament over and over and over) and announced an EU referendum where Scottish voices were ignored. Scotland is one of the richest countries in the world and has the same oil reserves and population as the actual richest country in the world, Norway. So, like the rest of the EU, Scotland would like England to f**k off.
What was this line in the original British national anthem again ? "Rebellious Scots to crush" or something like that ? I would say : Get some blue face paint and back to the roots ! 🌄
@Slobodan Petrovic Actually, I would prefer revoking Article 50 entirely as it's clear no one has a clear answer over what parlement wants to do. Government wants to push their deal; most MPs don't want a No Deal, don't want May's deal, can't agree on a definite way forward enough for majority and seem actively agreeing to avoid agreeing to anything to ensure they keep their jobs rather than get something done. But if we must leave, fine; would you at least agree that parliament is arsing it up royally? Remember that the majority your parading around was only very roughly 4%. There's still a decent chunk of the country terrified of what's going on and likely thoroughly angry it's being arsed up. If MPs will hold the referendum result to heart and act on it, then let's get the facts straight before we pull the plug on security, financial viability, regulatory oversight and cooperation when it comes to immigration. Please, I'd like to speak amicably. Why do you have such confidence leaving will work? Even now?
@Slobodan Petrovic OK, I feel your just throwing rhetoric at me. I wish I could share your confidence but frankly: no, I don't think we could rule well outside of the E.U. For one, we'd still be cutting out a massive and convenient trade area and pissing off our allies. If we want to have any further trade relations, we have to follow E.U rules on stuff or they're not allowed. The genie is out of the bottle and we're dealing massive damage to useful, invaluable systems, like SIS; the security network that helps boarders catch crooks. Also, there's the catastrophic damage to the UK's Soft Power this has done. The video we are discussing this on is a good indication that Europe want the UK to just do something. That's damage for decades to come. Also, we do elect our own MEPs, I believe. Its part of a broader democratic process. We had a voice. This seems like getting angry at Liverpool because their MP voted for something you didn't like. Its supposed to be a larger scale parliament that governs generally so we can work with our allies overseas. If anything has impoverished public services and poorer areas, I'd sooner point a finger at a about a decade of Tory rule. What with pointless Austerity measures that gut our services and impoverish those in need. Food bank usage has gone up since they took over. And with the incompetence on display in how they're handling the divorce as well as the underhanded attempts to get a majority on May's deal, I can't say I share your optimism.
@Slobodan Petrovic I feel your still just throwing rhetoric at me rather than just talking with me here. Soft Power is the UK's brand that allows it to influence other countries without anything but their reputation. Its a powerful thing if well maintained. All this 'umming and aaaahing' is making us look inept. If we are going to go global, then all we have between us and being screwed over by, say, China or Russia, is the WTO rules, as I understand it. Do you not think we'd look desperate for anything once we do actually leave? Two years and the government has done seemingly nothing but badger the E.U negotiation committee with weak platitudes bound in red lines that have meant nothing could be agreed on. The evidence to backup the experts seems apparent to me. I'll stick to critical thinking and the word of people who's career is to understand the processes and give their better educated perspective. The UK hasn't earned blind patriotism from me. Furthermore, I cannot let that last comment slide unchallenged. Have you looked outside lately? Cities are showing the increase in homelessness all over. You've got to have noticed more people sleeping rough. They're there because automation and recent, massive shifts are more likely to blame. Don't call people 'lazy' when poverty in this country has visibly increased. Its hateful and dispassionate about your own homeland.
@@damienpeladan481 My good ole friends from Ireland speak Gaeilge and they definitely are reasonable. The Irish also can speak English because they are educated - so can most of us Germans. That allows both of us to communicate via simple language. Sláinte!
@@tomkent4656 as a German I can't start laughing too but to be honest it's pretty funny how one gold hair clown can ruin a country where the sun never goes down?
"There, it moved!" - "No, it didn't, that was you moving the goal post!" - "I never!!" - "Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That Brexit is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it in June 2016, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to Project Fear." - "Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for the WTO." - "'Ti's not pinin'! 'Ti's passed on! This Brexit is no more! It has ceased to be! 'Ti's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'Ti's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'ti'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is trade processes are now 'istory! 'Ti's off the twig! 'Ti's kicked the bucket, 'ti's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-BREXIT!!"
I'm from the sane half of Britain and this is spot on. How did it ever come about that Germany could take the piss out of us and it be all so true and funny?
Oh dear. Let’s hope a decision is made soon. This dance is taking a long time and at this rate, everyone is getting done with it. I voted to stay but I am not sure anymore of what May will do. She us in her own world. 🤦🏻♀️
@SabuPtolemy It was the UK under Thatcher that wanted the Single Market, she figured out it is nicer for her mates to exploit more countries than just her own. That the EU has become a success also for the citicens (on the continent) who could start travelling freeling from Holland to Spain by car without being checked several time when entering another country. In the UK unless you have travelled from NI to Ireland or back you never experienced being pulled out at the side, fully packed with kids and your car was taken apart, leaving you stand in the rain and having to put it back together without help. We enjoy our EUwide health care and that we are allowed to move somewhere else, set up a business or buy a house. Things which were not easy before laws were passed. You either needed lots of money more or knowing who to bribe to get an exception. The EEC was for the businesses and it would not have worked nowadays unless you expect them to be sheep and not question why business has all freedoms and people not. I am happy that there is no roaming anymore and moreso that the landline fees have dropped to Zero when 20 years ago a minute to the UK from Germany cost 80 Pfennige (40+cents) when flights cost 400 DM instead of 50 Euros, with food, health and workers' rights being improved. And the UK opted out especially on these last subjects, you have Zero-hour-contracts and people work not one hour a week and are not recognised as being unemployed. etc etc etc
@SabuPtolemy Of course everyone wanted the single market after it was proposed by Thatcher and the advantages for every of the member states became clear after years of discussing it. I and many people I know give a fuck of being checked on the borders again. Having to pay custom fees or VAT for anything of value being imported i.e. touring bands to only claim the taxes back at the next border they have to pass and same again. This will cut out especially many of the small touring bands as they will not have the funds to deposit everywhere the VAT for their instruments and gear. Cultural exchange through music and other arts will be hampered. The structure of markets changed through history, it used to be the romans who collected the taxes throughout Europe and parts of Africa. Everywhere on the globe markets have been build by countries entering into closer trade arrangements instead of solely trading via WTO, some form or another a EUbody would have formed and evolved to more closeness. It is funny for someone living on the continent to hear that the EU27 bully the UK and the EU28 (incl. UK) are bullying Switzerland. Look closely which country is the most demanding and with the most exceptions to their partnership. You have an EU+++ membership opposed to everyone else who has a EU membership and you feel bullied by having the best deal. You are aware that there are different education and training systems within the EU nations. They are legislated by their own governments and not the EU. The only thing regulated by the EU is that to be able to work in other countries as skilled or highly skilled workers or else (electrician or doctor, uni level entries etc.) these skills have to be at a minimum level to be allowed i.e. to be an electrician in France when you were trained in the UK or else. Internal affairs on how you handle your system is not interfered with and especially the UK has been a lazy fart and relied on trained people from the EU and elsewhere to fill their open jobs. Nurses in most of the EU countries are trained and paid for training by their governments. The UK has changed this so that to become a nurse you need to fork out 9000 Pounds a year. That is sucking resources out of other countries to safe some bucks and deny your own people filling these jobs in being trained at least free of charge if not paid for it. The EU has started some years ago programs to help with the unemployment problem for the young. It takes time until they can show big success, so far the progress is there. On the other hand you will deny your young these fundings from the EU, also Erasmus comes to mind and I doubt the Tory or a UKIP government will pay less to the top 1% if Brexit hits but they will put austerity back and much worse than after the banking crash in 2008. On top of it it is weird you blame it on the religion of people instead of individuals if you think they are a problem. The least muslim people in the UK come via the EU. You were the "homeland" of the commonwealth and you had granted them to be welcome forgetting that many of these countries were muslim origin. You received the least refugees since the Syria crisis started. Your country participated in the problem there and you do not want responsibility for this.
Yes my friend, unfortunately you do deserve it... unfortunately because I have British friends and I really feel for them... no, they are not leavers...
Ich finde es richtig toll das die Heute Show ihren stuff für die Englisch Sprächende Welt Bevölkerung zu Verfügung ställt. Und ich glaube es liegt an den Erfolg von der Frähmt Übersetzung die sehr Schnell viele Aufrufe bekommen hat ob wohl das Video 2 Jahre alt wahr und in 1 Tag 5 mal so viele Aufrufe bekommen hat wie in den 2 Jahren.
Honestly with all the embarrassment caused by own parliament and the people so conflicted a compromise can't be reached, I'd be taking the piss out of our country also. The best part is, we still have no idea what's going on. 😂 I'm sick of the blind patriotism, the xenophobia, the 'leave means leave' brigade, all of this has thrown out in the open our own incompetent politicians. It's definitely laughable.
I voted to remain. I campaigned to remain, BREXIT has torn families and friends apart. We were lied to and I think that people are finally seeing the truth. I hope we have another vote and you will let us back in. Ashamed of our Goverment
Natürlich versuchen sie mit englischen Untertiteln die Reichweite ihres Yt-Kanals zu erweitern...was ist daran falsch? Jeder Yter versucht neue Zuschauer für sich zu gewinnen.
As a German citizen who has been living in England for 14 years, I understand and appreciate this satire. The English still have delusions of being a world empire and, against all logic, cannot believe they won't get their way - and they don't even know what that is. Parliament has become an overly long tragi-comedy which has long ceased to be even remotely funny. As borne out by this piece, Britain has made itself the laughing stock of Europe. God help us all.
Lol, that was comedy gold. World Empire?? Really? I think you're deluded. Parliament isn't England or English society. It's a political overlay. In any case, politics is screwed up the world over, just look at Germany. The difference between England and EU lands is we have a longer history and sense of self, which Englanders took all over the world, mostly notably North America, and that strong sense of self still exists there, as opposed to the collective will of socialism. The only EU country that comes close to England in that respect is The Netherlands.
The mood has certainly changed in Germany, from regret and sadness to anger. Anger that a country that never really was in it wholeheartedly, always demanded special treatment, has now held the whole of Europe hostage for nearly 3 years, without a solution in sight. Sh*t or get off the pot, Engerland! The rest of Europe needs to get back to business and take care of what really matters. Russia, the Middle East, USA, our car industry, trade with China - important stuff! Get your skates on and leave please. You should be excluded with no deal on April 12.
Believe us Scotland shares Germany's frustration but do not confuse us with our English neighbours in the South the vast majority of Scots want to stay in the European family of nations and on Independence look forward to continuing our close friendship with all other Europeans.
Don't worry, Germans mostly know about scottish likings for the EU. There was quite much media coverage of Scotland to be in favour of the EU and thinking of an own referendum and to split up from the UK and so on. Sorry though that the UK is usually referred to as English.... ;) Take it as a blame of the English people :D Germans like Scots as they are perceived to be less arrogant or more compassionate than the English and more pro EU. After all... Germany, nearly always, ends in a group with Scotland at Euro or World Cup qualifiers for football... it is more a friendship match than a rivalry ;) In a positive way, I mean!
@@BlauerBooo I am over 70 now but ran my first marathon 7 years ago in Berlin which was the ist occasion I had visited your country. In my formative years I was fed the English media's depiction of Germans and Germany to be in direct contradiction of what myself and fellow runners' experienced. The weather on the day was very typically Scottish but the warm reception and support Berliners gave was truly fantastic. Everyone in our party thoroughly enjoyed the weekend and we all had a great time socialising afterwards with the many Germans we met. I have visited your country many times since and found the same reception each time. It is great sadness to myself and fellow Scots that we are being forced to leave the EU but as part of our Scottish Independence movement we are fighting to regain our EU membership once Independent. Please do not give up on us. All the very best.
@@LordMarvin1993 Silly little boy Scotland is a net beneficiary of EU money but if we had to pay our contribution that will be easily done from the £8-11Trn being our share of UK & Commomnwealth assets plus of course from the 90% of Oil & Gas revenue
There have only been two nations withstanding the Romans, Hadrian's Wall and Limes tell their story. If EU causes trouble: how about becoming a German Free State like Bavaria or Saxony? Would be great, the best beer and the best whisky finally united.
This is better than even the 'Hitler Rant' videos... English-speaking people while listening to German feel it sounds angry and listening to French always sounds romantic it's just an English thing
Ich bin Deutscher und arbeite seit 6 Monaten in England, wegen mir kann sich der Brexit gerne noch etwas hin ziehen 😂 Würde mein Leben ggf. extrem komplizierter machen sonst...
@@klausgh Das ist schön für dich - ich kann allerdings kein Gejammer in meinem Kommentar feststellen und habe auch nirgends behauptet, dass es mich "besonders schwer" trifft, lieber Klaus :) Und ich BIN hier und werde auch weiterhin in England bleiben. Ich habe doch lediglich gesagt, dass sich der Brexit wegen mir noch etwas hin ziehen kann. Verstehe ich nicht, warum du mich deshalb angreifen musst. Völlig unnötig meines Erachtens.
Lorenz Kami Ich bleibe noch hier solange sich aus dem Schrottplatz U.K. Geld rausholen lässt, wenn das Land ausgeschlachtet ist, geht’s ab aufs Festland. Das ist die Wirklichkeit. Sind das für dich persönlich Komplikationen? Ich verliere meine Heimat, und so ist es für Millionen andere.
You just don't get it, do you. We're deliberately trying to fuck with you. It's the world's biggest international trolling exercise. We don't really mean it. We'll be back soon. Everyone will be friends again.
I'm using your show to learn German, and I like it when you upload the show with English subtitles. It helps me learn.
Definitely a good way to learn English! But some times they play with words and phrases. You need to watch out there.
Don't learn German. It's quite difficult, especially if u try to learn it with TV shows. Although it's a good attitude to learn new languages.
Leave already!
@@dagon12345 oh yeah, definitely! I started off with Duolingo, and it wasn't as helpful as I'd like. Plus I like the American Daily Show as well, so this is like a second similar show to watch.
@@ishouldhavetried Have fun learning German and keep up the work. Viel Spaß und Erfolg wünsch ich dir ^^
I voted to stay. I still want to stay. I’m ashamed of my government, my politicians and the U.K. media. Can I stay, please?
German passports are easy to get for Brits
Arved Ludwig I only have a German auntie. I don’t think that counts.
@@helengabrial-moseley9554 It's not necessary to have German ancestors, find a job in Germany, show you can support yourself and learn basic German... Bob's your uncle.
Great comment !
@@helengabrial-moseley9554 Germany made it easier for British to get a German passport. I think mainly for the British who stayed in Germany after the iron curtain was down. Given that a lot of young people took that chance too and got themselves a German passport.
"Ze British have one at ze waffle" 😂 Hello from Ireland and vielen dank for this Germany 👍
wie wäre es mit Schuss in den Socken
Ireland or North Ireland?
I would like to see Ireland back together.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
As a Brit living in New Zealand, I found some of the programme very embarrassing for England, but at the same time, so true and amusing and I couldn't help chuckling at the way they explained the mess that has become Brexit.. Well done to the "Humourless?" German's hitting the nail on the head and showing how pig headed, stubborn and obtuse we English really are. Cringing, but so funny.
Thank you! 🇬🇧❤️🇩🇪
Der Flugzeugträger macht schon Sinn. Da unsere Flugzeuge nicht fliegen brauchen wir ja irgendwas um sie zu tragen
Your keyboard has some issues mate.
Naja vllt sollten wir erstmal den Flughafen in Berlin fertigstellen
Seit wann hat die Bundeswehr funktionierende Militär Flugzeuge?
We aren't leaving..we will never leave...this is simply a trolling event to annoy France.
Wow, German media doesn't hold back eh. A painful watch for a Brit who voted remain...don't hate on all of us x
❤
a heart from the continent to the island. good luck over there
Nainai _🙂
don't take it too personally. it's a german national sport to pretend you know better. anyhow most people here have sympathy with the 'vote to remain' fraction.
@warbatron2 , dont take it to heart this is no news or media show , its a typical german sence of humour fail wind up show on the german equivalent of bbc2 , if you want to know what the germans really think then go to Dr Alice Weidel on brexit, she tells how it really is
Please don’t take it personal. We don’t hate on the conscious people who know what a disaster any kind of brexit would be. In fact we really want you to stay. But since your country decided to leave, we’re tired of your politicians who can’t agree on anything. If the plan is to leave: get on with it and find a way do to so asap (preferably in an orderly way...)
Some of these observations are very true, amusing and somewhat refreshing with a majority of British comedians seemingly running out of new Brexit related material in 2016. It is nice to see that in Germany satirical shows not infrequently dedicate 10 minutes to making fun out of the UK...in the UK, aside from endless mockery of Trump supporters, we seldom enjoy prolonged comedy sketches about another country.
Well this is embarrassing.
Please be kind!
The U.K. is currently having a collective nervous break down.
London; Scotland; Manchester; Leeds; York; Liverpool; Oxford; Cambridge; Bristol; Cotswolds are well & okay they wanted to stay in the EU.
We are working hard to help the rest of the country get well again. Don’t lose faith, don’t let us go!
Hugs & Love from the U.K!✊🇪🇺🇬🇧🇪🇺
That’s a nice thought but although I’m a German in the U.K. (since 1989) I now want the U.K. to get out of the Union because they’d be forever a destructive, good for nothing force there. The EU has more important problems already than brexit.
Klaus Geltl That’s your opinion but it’s a rubbish one and I don’t believe it. The U.K’s rightful place is in within the EU. The EU first & foremost important role is to Unite Europe, it’s in it’s name for goodness sake. The U.K. will fight on to remain within the EU and it’s not true to say we’ve been a destructive force, we are allowed to have a different opinion within the EU but we’ve agreed to most things within the EU. The U.K. spend enough money within the EU and we should be respected.
Lucky it was UK vote 😂
@@ellie3000 a minority
@@ellie3000 indeed the UK has been a great member state and appreciated as such. However, I believe after hearing leaders such as May, Boris, Corben etc bashing the EU over time, that Brits would not commit to the EU going forward. I Believe in EU democracy, but Brits don't. EU needs to move on after the elections and should not be halted to heal selfinflicted domestic issues of the UK.
Don't get me wrong, I really like the UK, but I love my own country and lots of other european countries of the EU. ...but hey, you're welcome back when the country wants to commit again even it takes 30-40 years' time.
Hah the Germans understand how the Scottish feel, except we have had this for 300 years....
Jo Lane
Rubbish you could’ve left couple of years ago.
@@jackkruese4258 Downing Street promised them that the UK will stay in the EU before the referendum..
Darien Scheme. Look it up.
Diet Double DEW
Then they shouldn’t have been so naive to have believed that. Not our fault if they believed that a referendum would go a certain way. They’re always complaining about the English but we never complain back.
Never really understood the Scottish position. So millions of Scottish people voted in a referendum (which was respected, btw) for your own Independence, to become a self governing country, however, more or less the same million of Scottish people want to forgo that independence and have 50 to 60% of their laws created by an unelected bureaucrat in Brussels as well as having to fall under the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice? A little but bizarre don't you think?
Ich als Chinse sage Euch: ein eigener Flugzeugträger ist eine smarte Idee, denn es kostet bestimmt weniger als BER, und die Bauzeit eventuell auch kürzer. Bald können wir endlich von Peking nach Berlin direkt fliegen, landen aber zuerst auf Flugzeugträger auf Rügen, dann per Bummelzug der DB nach Berlin! Was hält ihr für meine Idee?
Wenn die DB keine Verspätung hat, gerne haha.
@@sausagefruit7690 LOL
Oder wir machen aus dem BER einfach ein Floß, kippen ihn in die Ostsee und schauen mal wohin es ihn treibt.
Dann haben wir unseren Flugzeugträger.
ahahaha
Auf Rügen?💀
Good video!
(sorry for my bad english)
Made my day!
@@chaospilot2142 hört auf auf Englisch zu kommentieren, hier sind eh nur Deutsche
Allo. Deutsche for my sorry.
それはただのいたずらです
(sorry for my bad english)
Hi (sorry for my bad english)
ZDF heute-show mäk a win-win sidjuätion ouhd of dis mäss! ☕🤣👍
also warum können wir aus dem ganzen nicht eine win-win situatiom machen?
@@elsholz2365 borris ei wut iff ei kut
El Sholz 😂😂😂
@@wurzelsepp5304 Das er nicht es machen kann sagte wir alle "Gott sei Dank".
Bat nod for SE Sarland ...
Damn - This is hilarious! Hängebriten and Sado-Mayso! Ha-ha - Just kills it. Besides humour and satire they even got self irony. For a dane it doesn't get much better than this... I even get my poor german dusted. A no-brainer subsciption - Klar...
I thought "German comedy" was an oxymoron. I was wrong.
Maybe Brexit caused a parallel-universal shift that threw you into a dimension where germans are funny.
@@justicartiberius8782 lmfao
England: We want to postpone Brexit.
Random Anglo: The tyrannical EU is trying to stop us from leaving!!!
Most British people don't blame the EU for this, at least not directly, however you have to admit that there's obviously a personal financial motivator for British politicians involved somewhere. We were given a vote, we voted, and then we trusted our elected officials to respect the vote. This isn't happening, and it's a very big problem for British politics, possibly the most serious crisis Parliament has faced since the English Civil War. The worst of it is that - short of an armed uprising - there's not a lot we can do about it, we have to hope the Leave camp outmanoeuvres the Remain camp, otherwise we're stuck for another year or more.
The point of my comment was to make fun of the unbelievable and indescribable mindset that so many people in your country have. Your own governmetn asks the EU, even begs the EU for delay, and yet the entire media empire starts blaming the EU that they are trying to stop the UK from leaving. I have no words to describe your media. I am a Libertarian and against any state controls over the press, but in your case, jesus chirst, that's not press as we all know it, that's more like a paper-blog or something like that. If it's OK to make it illegal to scream fire in a cinema or incite violence, then it should be also be illegal to deceit millions of people every day. There is a difference between having an opinion and maliciously deceiving people. People in your country have extremely distorted perception of reality.
Another thing i can't understand is why on Earth is someone who was against Brexit made the PM? Why didn't the consv. party elect someone who was in favor of brexit? My personal interpretation is that this very much conforms to what i would describe as English culture, which is to avoid responsibility at all cost. All the pro-brexit people ran away and nobody wanted to become a PM, instead they pushed someone who never wanted brexit, and then gang on her and started blaming her for everything instead of taking the lead themselves.
@@ilovecoffee7623 The media are propagandists, they all have an agenda, and so their 'news' reflects the narrative they want to spin. The pro EU media are just as bad as the ones blaming the EU for this fiasco, not to mention all of the baseless fear mongering we have been subjected to for nearly three years. They exist only to serve their political overlords, and ceased being relevant as true journalists many years ago.
The ordinary man on the street is sick and tired of the whole sorry charade, we just want it over and done with so that we can move on to solving the very real issues in our society, issues not being addressed because the political elite are too busy trying to secure their obvious financial interests in the EU. We all know that's why their so desperate to stay in, it's a club where the rich get richer, and we all pay for it.
As for the PM, she is probably the worst we have seen since Neville Chamberlain. Not only did she vote remain, but she simply wasn't qualified for the job, as we can see by the absolute shambles she has made of proceedings. How did she get it? The usual backstabbing, intimidation, and media smear campaigns against her rivals. It was never about who was best, and that's the problem with British politics, too many useless tools making their way to the top.
If they cannot or will not deliver on the people's vote, then perhaps Parliament is in need of replacement, with something that actually stands for - rather than against - the country it is supposed to govern. It's an outdated institution, and has gained far too much independence from the voters in the last few decades.
@@TheAngrySaxon1 You cannot talk of "Most British People" in anything regarding Brexit. The UK referendum was split roughly in half on the decision, with 28% of the electorate NOT EVEN VOTING in the referendum. UK Parliament is MORE representative of the complex opinions of the British public than the non-binding binairy unsubstantial referendum, yet is being accosted for not following the will of the British people by brexiteers. Brexiteers are, by the referendum, 51.9% of 72% (= 37,368%) of the British electorate. This is all simple maths and there is no counter to my arguement. Brexiteers don't understand basic democracy yet they yell that the EU is undemocratic. Utterly hilarious.
-a Dutch EU citizen.
@@NLTops Okay, so by your logic, every time we have a general election and it's a close run thing, we should have another election until the whole country is 100% behind one particular party? Do you realise how utterly ridiculous that would be? As for lecturing me on democracy, answer me this, is it democratic for the losing side of the vote to then dictate how the winning side goes about delivering their promises? Is it democratic for the losing side of the vote to essentially halt proceedings, and even attempt to reverse them? Yes or no?
Ich habe fur drei Jahre in Kaiserslautern gewohnt. So, spreche ich ein bischen Deutsch. Vielen Danken fur euer Videokanal.
Brilliant! Thank God for the subtitles! :)
I am a polish immigrant in The UK, and I would like to thank you for this upload.
What's your perspective on this as a person living in the UK but not being included in that decision?
And do you know already, practically, how it will go on for you, staying there and so on?
@David Bowman If you are trying to say, that rich countries would like to educate their own citizens and give them the best jobs, and then give the worst, dirtiest and hardest jobs to the immigrants, then you are right. But, EU citizens have been living in The UK for decades now, and The British are starting to become somewhat envy, because we (EU immigrants) are growing into the British culture, we start to buy homes, make businesses, get good jobs, etc. But it's been predicted by knowledgeable people in The UK, that if all the EU immigrants suddenly left the country, it would have disastrous effects on the British people. EU citizens in The UK, are thought to be 'stealing' benefits+social funding, but we actually make incomparably more money to this country, than we take out via child benefit, house benefits, etc. Many polish people work in the factories, on the farms, etc. Other polish, graduate British universities, then they work in the offices, take different prestigious jobs, etc. One thing can be said about most of the immigrants - They have better lives here than they had in their homelands, so, it does not greatly matter, what social position you have as an immigrant.
That's why I think, that British need to have some ice cold water poured over their heads. Well, it would be the only good thing, from the Brexit, so far.
@David Bowman I agree. But, British leavers have a very narrow perspective on these things. So, I hate those people, even though I know that shouldn't hate any person. I am also a hypocrite, but I am not hurting anyone physically or even verbally. I'm just laughing my ass of at those stupid people, and this video allows me to do so. In fact, I can't wait till 12th April, when the real chaos will start, and then I will just watch everything from a neutral perspective. Ironically enough, Leavers are waiting for Brexit day too, so everyone is happy!
@@justahealthyperson.1907 you hopfully have been made welcome here and i hope you stay and no way want you to leave .my reasons for leaving i have had since we joined the common market not a political union.but thanks for calling me and fellow leavers nasty names 😭
Very Healthy Person If your a polish immigrant, I’m Michelle Obama.
Ich wolte wirklich Europär bleiben.
Diese Sache ist so peinlich.
Entschuldigung fűr all den Ärger den habe Britan veranstalted hat 😞😢🤧
Broken German but it's German. Are you learning or do you use Google Translator?
😌
Don't be ashamed
Well, you still are european though :p
Your island is not gonna swim away from europe just because you are no longer part of the EU.
Dieser Moment, wenn man sich ein internationales Publikum erschließen will, aber trotzdem nur deutsche kommentieren😂
Mit Untertiteln fällt das Timing flach und das Publikumslachen passt zeitlich auch nicht mehr. Es sollte jedem halbwegs begabten Komödianten klar sein dass das so nicht funktionieren kann.
Guck dir die letzten Heute Show Videos mit Untertiteln an. Die Videos kommen bei den Engländer ziemlich gut an
Dafür steht sogar im Titel das Untertitel dabei sind
diese Scham, wenn du mit 15 fließend Englisch konntest, und nach 10 Jahren Daily show dieser Abklatsch in Deutschland erscheint. Und deine Freunde die ganz toll finden, weil sie alle nur Schulenglisch verstehen, und auf der deutschen Humorebene versacken... (Hitler killed all the funny people, never caught up)
@@figgeln und du bist uns alle überlegen, weil du “richtiges“ englisch kannst oder wie?
Great, this video is much better with English subtitles!
I wish you'd include subtitles in every video. As a student of German it would be wonderful to be able to watch the show and learn at the same time! The autogenerated captions are sadly very bad.
It has correct subtitles now
I agree. I'm also learning German, and the English subbed videos make it easier to learn. First I watch with no subs, then German subs, and finally I'll listen with English Subs to test my knowledge, see if I got the wording right, kinda thing.
There are better, less propagandalike ways to learn german. Besides while learning japanesd I've made the experience that at a certain point without subtitles is a better way to learn.
@@Josh-bf6sk I'm an American, living in the super fundamentalist bible-belt that is Louisiana, and to top it all off, I'm a democrat (Obama, Clinton, etc.). I literally watch the same show, but the American version. It's not propaganda to me, because it's meant for people, such as myself, to laugh at. I hate Trump. I hate what my country is doing to the world. Not to mention, when they bring up German politics, it goes way over my head, except Merkel, since we get a lot of news about her over here.
@@ishouldhavetried I really do respect u. German is really a cool language. Keep going :)
I never knew the Germans had it in them.
Hilarious as always
Ha ha ha, super good!! Regards from Sweden! 🤣👍
Yeah, how’s immigration working out for ya.
Ha ha ha.
@@mrmagoo-i2l Just fine thank you. No one is complaining, exept laughable, inbread Brexiters who haven't got a clue how the world works.. or even your own silly island.
@@mrmagoo-i2l ..or should I say you are pathetic, incoherent and chaotic? www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/20/pathetic-incoherent-chaotic-europes-verdict-on-brexit-shambles
@@jeandar1 That's not true. I often have to cross the bridge, and it's not pretty. You may have chosen to ignore the reality of your situation.. but if you were to venture outside your little bubble of self-denial, then you would be horrified of the situation you're in.
Sincerely your, Denmark
@@CoffeeForAll I am well educated in medicine and with field experiences from across the world, so I do believe I've got some in-depth grip of reality. Its all fine in Sweden, not that big an issue as you try to make it, venture a bit further than the brigde and you'll see the real Sweden. Surely every country got some areas with problems, and dealing with them. You are focusing on immigrants, but there are more important issues than that! By the way..last time I looked at the map, Denmark was a "little bubble".
Manche nutzen die Heute Show mit Untertiteln um Deutsch zu lernen. Ich schau mir Peter Altmeier & Horst Seehofer an und lerne von ihnen Englisch.
Das klappt aber weniger gut.
Du hast den Meister der Englischen Sprache, Günther Oettinger vergessen :DDD
@@pogonator1 An den darf man sich aber erst nach einigem Training ranwagen.^^
Not good sis method
Oh, des is aber mal ne ganz schlechte idee.
Ein deutscher Flugzeugträger wäre extrem günstig. Da wir ohnehin keine flugfähigen Jets haben, sparen wir uns schonmal die Start und Landebahn. Und da wir uns ohne Flugbetrieb vieles weitere sparen können, kaufen wir uns einfach ne neue Korvette und nennen die dann Flugzeugträger. Macht dann bestimmt mächtig Eindruck, wenn der deutsche Flugzeugträger dann irgendwo stationiert wird.
@ pakabe: Die kriegen nicht mal ein Holzboot wie Gorch Fock (engl.: Fucking George) zum Schwimmen.
@@derbuschmann3604 Ich würde sagen, die Bundeswehr selbst würde das vielleicht sogar schaffen, aber sie gibt ja immer mehr ab an externe Berater und Firmen.
@@@pakabe8774 : Vielleicht kennst du eine gute Gynäkologin. Die sollen vom Militär richtig Ahnung haben, wie man am Beispiel von der Leyen sieht.
Ich klink mich mal hier ein weil ihr Leute Ahnung zu haben scheint.
1. Ex-Militärs als Verteidigungsminister (weiß nicht wieso das nicht bereits der Fall ist)
2. Ein richtiger Flugzeugträger für 40 Milliarden Bau- und Forschungskosten (könnten vom Steuerüberschuss gleich 2 bauen, aber so viele Flugzeuge (Mit Betonung auf Flug) haben wir nicht.
Die Bundeswehr tut mir echt Leit. Wenn man sieht was unsere deutschen Arschlochpolitiker daraus gemacht haben....... ist besser die schaffen se gleich ganz ab ...... meiner Meinung nach sollte die Landesverteidigung an erster und nicht an letzter Stelle stehen......
Please send to UK. Fresh water, beans,flower,beer ( German beer please), chocolate, chips and lots and lots of toilet paper.
And one new leader of PM please:)
valicourt A flower?
I can send cider😂😂
Mrazer Krazer The Guardian is quite enough thanks.
valicourt
and psychotic meds...lol
Please don't put all British people in the same bag, most of my friends wanted to remain, but they clerverly targeted the elderly and people who barely travel the world and all they know about the world is the tip of their toes.
What we are living here looks like a bad joke. A campaign full of lies, the leaders of that campaign resigning the day after they won (lighting the fire and running away), and a Parliament full of people who don't know how to get to agreements, even when they are paid for that. Theresa May was a remainer, now she is delivering Brexit, if you can call this "deliver".
In general, British people are very arrogant, they still think that they are the Great British Empire and the terror of the seven seas, and everyone is going to bow before then. That's why they can't understand that EU doesn't want their deal, because in their minds it's reasonable that they should have all the privileges (like how spoiled they were in Europe, driving on the other side, having a different currency and using miles per hour and non-metric systems (pounds, stones, inches....). It's a bit of a shock for them that people don't want to do what they ask them for, so please forgive them.
British people will get their sovereignty back, even if it means using it as a blanket for the growing numbers of homeless people and for the ones with jobs but still using the food banks.
I know a lot of English that want to remain, so I won't dare throwing away the bath water with the baby. Wish you all the best.
@@juliejay5436 I know, mainly young and/or educated people
@Slobodan Petrovic the problem with the referendum is that it wasn't as simple as vote 1 or vote 2. While people voting remain all wanted the same (things staying as they were), people voting leave wanted different things. Some wanted a hard brexit, some wanted a Canada plus or Norway style, some wanted a soft brexit..., so people who voted leave to have a Canada plus deal would be disappointed if there's a hard Brexit or viceversa. I just hope that children and people in need don't end up paying for all of this.
@Slobodan Petrovic I couldn't vote, and the result won't do any harm to me, since I can stay here indefinitively, but yes, I believe in a world with less walls, where people try to help one another, where you don't have to look over your shoulder to see if your neighbour is doing better than you or has more privileges. I like sharing, meeting people from different cultures, build a future together. So yes, I'm disappointed at the results
English for runaways -> Englisch für Fortgeschrittene 😂
I think I spider - ich glaube ich spinne
aeleron dear mister singing class i think your on the wooden path
Otto walkes
english for insiders -> englisch für reingefallene
Now there we have the salad - Nun haben wir den Salat
my friends and i take a tequila shoot each time the speaker says order. I´ve never being so in love with politics
Oooordeeer and cheers. 😂
😂😂😂
I am surprised you are sober enough to write this comment.
Oh my... that's a disaster in the making. Perhaps one as impressive as Brexit itself.
OOOOORDER.... ORDEEEEEEEER
Truly hilarious. Thank you for the laughs.
Ich freu mich schon auf die Deutsche übersetzung von Mays Biographie. "Ausversehen Brexit" oder, wenn sie ehrlich sein will. "OH SHIT!"
Great show, but please have a thought for Scotland - we voted by a large majority to Remain in the EU. It is the English that are driving the bus off a cliff.
Team up with Wales and Northern Ireland, leave England to carry on with... whatever they're doing. Then unite with the Republic of Ireland to form a Federal Gaelic Republic and let the English reap what they have sown. I'll be over in a jiffy to have a wee dram or twelve in celebration with you.
TheDamokles you do realize Wales voted to leave?
Nice, Tom (Russian Troll) Williams. Scotland voted No to independence by 5% based on the scare story that voting Yes would mean leaving the EU (ha, ha!) and the English Vow that the UK countries would become members of a Federal State . Instead, the next day David Cameron announced that Scottish MPs would be losing their voting rights, the question was settled for a generation (this from a party that wants to bring the same ‘deal’ back to Parliament over and over and over) and announced an EU referendum where Scottish voices were ignored. Scotland is one of the richest countries in the world and has the same oil reserves and population as the actual richest country in the world, Norway. So, like the rest of the EU, Scotland would like England to f**k off.
What was this line in the original British national anthem again ? "Rebellious Scots to crush" or something like that ? I would say : Get some blue face paint and back to the roots ! 🌄
@@MrFirebolt48 Wales will be hit hard by a No Deal Brexit. Wait and see.
Großartig! Respekt für unsere deutsche Nachbaren.
Ouch Germany... that was harsh. We aren't all as ridiculous as we are desperately trying to make you think!
They should play this on all UK TV stations!! For a culture who hates being embarrassed, wow does the UK look stupid!
Fair enough but at least we are not all vile racists like the Germans!
The boy with the big head is Oliver... ;)
Brilliant, true and real.
Thank you for having the eng captions. Anyway, im from the philippines.
Ihr könnt die Untertitel im Nachhinein im alten Video ergänzen. Den Titel auch. :)
Du verstehst nicht den RUclips-Algorhitmus ;)
Thx for the subtitles
As one of the many that voted to remain and signed as many petitions as possible to do something about the decision, HELP!
@Slobodan Petrovic Actually, I would prefer revoking Article 50 entirely as it's clear no one has a clear answer over what parlement wants to do. Government wants to push their deal; most MPs don't want a No Deal, don't want May's deal, can't agree on a definite way forward enough for majority and seem actively agreeing to avoid agreeing to anything to ensure they keep their jobs rather than get something done.
But if we must leave, fine; would you at least agree that parliament is arsing it up royally? Remember that the majority your parading around was only very roughly 4%. There's still a decent chunk of the country terrified of what's going on and likely thoroughly angry it's being arsed up. If MPs will hold the referendum result to heart and act on it, then let's get the facts straight before we pull the plug on security, financial viability, regulatory oversight and cooperation when it comes to immigration.
Please, I'd like to speak amicably. Why do you have such confidence leaving will work? Even now?
@Slobodan Petrovic OK, I feel your just throwing rhetoric at me. I wish I could share your confidence but frankly: no, I don't think we could rule well outside of the E.U. For one, we'd still be cutting out a massive and convenient trade area and pissing off our allies. If we want to have any further trade relations, we have to follow E.U rules on stuff or they're not allowed. The genie is out of the bottle and we're dealing massive damage to useful, invaluable systems, like SIS; the security network that helps boarders catch crooks. Also, there's the catastrophic damage to the UK's Soft Power this has done. The video we are discussing this on is a good indication that Europe want the UK to just do something. That's damage for decades to come. Also, we do elect our own MEPs, I believe. Its part of a broader democratic process. We had a voice. This seems like getting angry at Liverpool because their MP voted for something you didn't like. Its supposed to be a larger scale parliament that governs generally so we can work with our allies overseas.
If anything has impoverished public services and poorer areas, I'd sooner point a finger at a about a decade of Tory rule. What with pointless Austerity measures that gut our services and impoverish those in need. Food bank usage has gone up since they took over. And with the incompetence on display in how they're handling the divorce as well as the underhanded attempts to get a majority on May's deal, I can't say I share your optimism.
@Slobodan Petrovic I feel your still just throwing rhetoric at me rather than just talking with me here. Soft Power is the UK's brand that allows it to influence other countries without anything but their reputation. Its a powerful thing if well maintained. All this 'umming and aaaahing' is making us look inept. If we are going to go global, then all we have between us and being screwed over by, say, China or Russia, is the WTO rules, as I understand it. Do you not think we'd look desperate for anything once we do actually leave? Two years and the government has done seemingly nothing but badger the E.U negotiation committee with weak platitudes bound in red lines that have meant nothing could be agreed on.
The evidence to backup the experts seems apparent to me. I'll stick to critical thinking and the word of people who's career is to understand the processes and give their better educated perspective. The UK hasn't earned blind patriotism from me.
Furthermore, I cannot let that last comment slide unchallenged. Have you looked outside lately? Cities are showing the increase in homelessness all over. You've got to have noticed more people sleeping rough. They're there because automation and recent, massive shifts are more likely to blame. Don't call people 'lazy' when poverty in this country has visibly increased. Its hateful and dispassionate about your own homeland.
I want Europe to hurt Britain because that will push them th the alr right. I cannot wait until Britain go all Nazi.
Ciao stronzi????? Neeeeein das hat sie nicht gesagt 😂🤣
The entire English speaking world has lost its mind. Please, somebody help us!
Nope, the Aussies, Canucks and Kiwis seem to be reasonable.
@@BewareOfTheKraut and so are the Irish, as far as i can tell
@@damienpeladan481
My good ole friends from Ireland speak Gaeilge and they definitely are reasonable. The Irish also can speak English because they are educated - so can most of us Germans. That allows both of us to communicate via simple language. Sláinte!
Some of our beers are actually quite decent (if you like ale), but everything else was very much spot on.
3:15 ...jaja..die alte Regel: "Spare in der Schweiz, dann hast Du in der Not...!" ;-)
schwarzgeld in der schweiz lagern ist gar nicht so einfach mittlerweile.
Guys, chillax it's a comedy show. How about some British sens of humour, for gods sake. We all know things are more complicated.
Looks like a lot of Brits can dish it out but they can't take it...
Dont draw the devil on the wall
I cannot stop laughing at this!!! 😂😂😂
I can't start!
tom kent not everyone is the same
@@tomkent4656 as a German I can't start laughing too but to be honest it's pretty funny how one gold hair clown can ruin a country where the sun never goes down?
Kennt ihr den Armlosen Ritter ( Monthy Python) aus Ritter der Kokosnuss? May kommt mir in etwa so vor! Nur so ein Gedanke
Let's Call It A Draw ;D
"There, it moved!" - "No, it didn't, that was you moving the goal post!" - "I never!!" - "Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That Brexit is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it in June 2016, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to Project Fear." - "Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for the WTO." - "'Ti's not pinin'! 'Ti's passed on! This Brexit is no more! It has ceased to be! 'Ti's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'Ti's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'ti'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is trade processes are now 'istory! 'Ti's off the twig! 'Ti's kicked the bucket, 'ti's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-BREXIT!!"
@@rainerzufall42 Brilliant
@@uschurch Looks as if it has really moved now (at least up to April 12th)... ;-=)
Der Grieche hat mich gekillt, yo
Γεια μας!
Sympathisch
Wenn selbst die Griechen sich über einen lustig machen, dann ist man wirklich unten durch xD
@@XDrakeX1 wir arbeiten am meisten von ganz europa άντε γεια μαλακα
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Lel, wie sie mit Guinness erstmal am Ende ein irisches Bier trinken. :D
Zufall? Ich glaube nicht!
Meddl.
Meddl
Meddl Loide
Najaaaaaaaa... aber nur in der Theorie. In der Praxis gehört Guinness schon lange zu Diageo. Und das ist ein Londoner Konzern. :>
@@vankroenen2145 uuuuuuund guiness ausserhalb von irland kommt meistens aus nigeria.
I'm from the sane half of Britain and this is spot on. How did it ever come about that Germany could take the piss out of us and it be all so true and funny?
Eu please veto everything may says we can’t seem to get rid of her
It’s all Mays fault her remain with less is just not votable for no one wants May
vETo away please Eu vETo away
100% agree! I would have said "Balls to the EU," 2 years ago and just walked away!
Oh dear. Let’s hope a decision is made soon. This dance is taking a long time and at this rate, everyone is getting done with it. I voted to stay but I am not sure anymore of what May will do. She us in her own world. 🤦🏻♀️
May will strike the video xD
DTH MG MAYbe
DTH MG There are illegal people p, change my mind..!
Ha Ha - spot on - thanks 😎👌
Brit hier! Brexit is a shitstorm mistake that should never have happened.
@SabuPtolemy It was the UK under Thatcher that wanted the Single Market, she figured out it is nicer for her mates to exploit more countries than just her own. That the EU has become a success also for the citicens (on the continent) who could start travelling freeling from Holland to Spain by car without being checked several time when entering another country. In the UK unless you have travelled from NI to Ireland or back you never experienced being pulled out at the side, fully packed with kids and your car was taken apart, leaving you stand in the rain and having to put it back together without help. We enjoy our EUwide health care and that we are allowed to move somewhere else, set up a business or buy a house. Things which were not easy before laws were passed. You either needed lots of money more or knowing who to bribe to get an exception. The EEC was for the businesses and it would not have worked nowadays unless you expect them to be sheep and not question why business has all freedoms and people not. I am happy that there is no roaming anymore and moreso that the landline fees have dropped to Zero when 20 years ago a minute to the UK from Germany cost 80 Pfennige (40+cents) when flights cost 400 DM instead of 50 Euros, with food, health and workers' rights being improved. And the UK opted out especially on these last subjects, you have Zero-hour-contracts and people work not one hour a week and are not recognised as being unemployed. etc etc etc
@SabuPtolemy Of course everyone wanted the single market after it was proposed by Thatcher and the advantages for every of the member states became clear after years of discussing it. I and many people I know give a fuck of being checked on the borders again. Having to pay custom fees or VAT for anything of value being imported i.e. touring bands to only claim the taxes back at the next border they have to pass and same again. This will cut out especially many of the small touring bands as they will not have the funds to deposit everywhere the VAT for their instruments and gear. Cultural exchange through music and other arts will be hampered. The structure of markets changed through history, it used to be the romans who collected the taxes throughout Europe and parts of Africa. Everywhere on the globe markets have been build by countries entering into closer trade arrangements instead of solely trading via WTO, some form or another a EUbody would have formed and evolved to more closeness. It is funny for someone living on the continent to hear that the EU27 bully the UK and the EU28 (incl. UK) are bullying Switzerland. Look closely which country is the most demanding and with the most exceptions to their partnership. You have an EU+++ membership opposed to everyone else who has a EU membership and you feel bullied by having the best deal.
You are aware that there are different education and training systems within the EU nations. They are legislated by their own governments and not the EU. The only thing regulated by the EU is that to be able to work in other countries as skilled or highly skilled workers or else (electrician or doctor, uni level entries etc.) these skills have to be at a minimum level to be allowed i.e. to be an electrician in France when you were trained in the UK or else. Internal affairs on how you handle your system is not interfered with and especially the UK has been a lazy fart and relied on trained people from the EU and elsewhere to fill their open jobs. Nurses in most of the EU countries are trained and paid for training by their governments. The UK has changed this so that to become a nurse you need to fork out 9000 Pounds a year. That is sucking resources out of other countries to safe some bucks and deny your own people filling these jobs in being trained at least free of charge if not paid for it. The EU has started some years ago programs to help with the unemployment problem for the young. It takes time until they can show big success, so far the progress is there. On the other hand you will deny your young these fundings from the EU, also Erasmus comes to mind and I doubt the Tory or a UKIP government will pay less to the top 1% if Brexit hits but they will put austerity back and much worse than after the banking crash in 2008.
On top of it it is weird you blame it on the religion of people instead of individuals if you think they are a problem. The least muslim people in the UK come via the EU. You were the "homeland" of the commonwealth and you had granted them to be welcome forgetting that many of these countries were muslim origin. You received the least refugees since the Syria crisis started. Your country participated in the problem there and you do not want responsibility for this.
Ouch... That's gonna hurt some feelings :)
I didn't find this particularly funny, but there is great joy for me to know that we as a country are a laughing stock. We deserve it.
Yes my friend, unfortunately you do deserve it... unfortunately because I have British friends and I really feel for them... no, they are not leavers...
so you are pretending you are German now?
It s normal that german tv shows make fun of the brexit situation. Germany wants to hold together the E.U.
good for them.
4:16 Beste Stelle. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hi!
(sorry for my bad english)
Oooordeeer apology accepted
Shame
I've been waiting to see how other countries in Europe feel about Brexit!
haha, heute-show trollt hart :D
Ich finde es richtig toll das die Heute Show ihren stuff für die Englisch Sprächende Welt Bevölkerung zu Verfügung ställt. Und ich glaube es liegt an den Erfolg von der Frähmt Übersetzung die sehr Schnell viele Aufrufe bekommen hat ob wohl das Video 2 Jahre alt wahr und in 1 Tag 5 mal so viele Aufrufe bekommen hat wie in den 2 Jahren.
Honestly with all the embarrassment caused by own parliament and the people so conflicted a compromise can't be reached, I'd be taking the piss out of our country also.
The best part is, we still have no idea what's going on. 😂
I'm sick of the blind patriotism, the xenophobia, the 'leave means leave' brigade, all of this has thrown out in the open our own incompetent politicians.
It's definitely laughable.
Jolly good show... Who on earth said The Hun don't have a sense of humour.. Germany is a Great Nation of Sausage lovers, especially Ze Men.
Why do you associate Germans with Huns? That seems to me like associating English with Inuit.
@@GeneralBass Weltkrieg.
Which century?
@@natalian.1320 Every Century, humour is timeless. 😀
And so is Prejudice.
Let's see how this is going.
The comments on the last video were already "great".
THIS IS TOO MUCH AND TOO FRANK !
IT IS GOING TO MAKE THE LITTLE ENGLANDERS VERY ANGRY !
Noo - the English have a sense of humour. And the only thing little about England is the geography 😉
No - as an Englishman I think it is very funny. We make as many jokes about Brexit as the rest of the world does.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 From Portugal
I voted to remain. I campaigned to remain, BREXIT has torn families and friends apart. We were lied to and I think that people are finally seeing the truth. I hope we have another vote and you will let us back in. Ashamed of our Goverment
4:00 _"Ciao stronzi!"_ - They forgot to translate that one.
Lol........
The winwin part really got me😂
4:31 xD Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis!
Hallo, schön, dich hier zu sehen ;)
The suspense is gradually killing me.
You should address that to our political class not Brits generally.
We did but the MPs don't want to leave nor May's deal either you'd think they understand the concept of leaving already.
Dark, mob rule is not tolerated. The Riot Act is there for a good reason.
No point making a cabaret on the best cabaret ever :P
Why is this show not seen here in the UK?
Klicks, Klicks, Klicks! Englisch bringt Klicks!
Natürlich versuchen sie mit englischen Untertiteln die Reichweite ihres Yt-Kanals zu erweitern...was ist daran falsch? Jeder Yter versucht neue Zuschauer für sich zu gewinnen.
Ähm? Da merkt man wie du immer nur auf likes geierst. Das Video macht verhältnismäßig wenig clicks
Eine Sendung des öffentlich-rechtlichen Fernsehens ist wohl kaum von RUclips-Klicks abhängig :P
Meine Hoffnung, dass die auch GEZ zahlen :D
Oder auch nicht
Warte, habt ihr die Folge nicht schon letztes Jahr hochgeladen?
Hi
(sorry for my bad english)
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Poland thinks the same way
As a German citizen who has been living in England for 14 years, I understand and appreciate this satire. The English still have delusions of being a world empire and, against all logic, cannot believe they won't get their way - and they don't even know what that is. Parliament has become an overly long tragi-comedy which has long ceased to be even remotely funny. As borne out by this piece, Britain has made itself the laughing stock of Europe. God help us all.
Lol, that was comedy gold. World Empire?? Really? I think you're deluded. Parliament isn't England or English society. It's a political overlay. In any case, politics is screwed up the world over, just look at Germany. The difference between England and EU lands is we have a longer history and sense of self, which Englanders took all over the world, mostly notably North America, and that strong sense of self still exists there, as opposed to the collective will of socialism. The only EU country that comes close to England in that respect is The Netherlands.
Why am I seeing this?-- I don't understand German.
I live in Canada where German is 'not' the lingua franca!
Michael Riess it has subtitles , thats why
Maybe because you have a German name?
The mood has certainly changed in Germany, from regret and sadness to anger. Anger that a country that never really was in it wholeheartedly, always demanded special treatment, has now held the whole of Europe hostage for nearly 3 years, without a solution in sight. Sh*t or get off the pot, Engerland! The rest of Europe needs to get back to business and take care of what really matters. Russia, the Middle East, USA, our car industry, trade with China - important stuff! Get your skates on and leave please. You should be excluded with no deal on April 12.
good , i am happy to distance myself from racists like you.
Cool show.
Believe us Scotland shares Germany's frustration but do not confuse us with our English neighbours in the South the vast majority of Scots want to stay in the European family of nations and on Independence look forward to continuing our close friendship with all other Europeans.
Don't worry, Germans mostly know about scottish likings for the EU. There was quite much media coverage of Scotland to be in favour of the EU and thinking of an own referendum and to split up from the UK and so on.
Sorry though that the UK is usually referred to as English.... ;) Take it as a blame of the English people :D
Germans like Scots as they are perceived to be less arrogant or more compassionate than the English and more pro EU. After all... Germany, nearly always, ends in a group with Scotland at Euro or World Cup qualifiers for football... it is more a friendship match than a rivalry ;) In a positive way, I mean!
@@BlauerBooo I am over 70 now but ran my first marathon 7 years ago in Berlin which was the ist occasion I had visited your country. In my formative years I was fed the English media's depiction of Germans and Germany to be in direct contradiction of what myself and fellow runners' experienced. The weather on the day was very typically Scottish but the warm reception and support Berliners gave was truly fantastic. Everyone in our party thoroughly enjoyed the weekend and we all had a great time socialising afterwards with the many Germans we met. I have visited your country many times since and found the same reception each time. It is great sadness to myself and fellow Scots that we are being forced to leave the EU but as part of our Scottish Independence movement we are fighting to regain our EU membership once Independent. Please do not give up on us. All the very best.
By all means Scotland can stay in the EU :) break up the uk no problem and while you’re at it you can pay the 18bn
@@LordMarvin1993 Silly little boy Scotland is a net beneficiary of EU money but if we had to pay our contribution that will be easily done from the £8-11Trn being our share of UK & Commomnwealth assets plus of course from the 90% of Oil & Gas revenue
There have only been two nations withstanding the Romans, Hadrian's Wall and Limes tell their story.
If EU causes trouble: how about becoming a German Free State like Bavaria or Saxony? Would be great, the best beer and the best whisky finally united.
BREXIT is " May Or Not To May " ! As simple as that .
This is better than even the 'Hitler Rant' videos...
English-speaking people while listening to German feel it sounds angry and listening to French always sounds romantic it's just an English thing
England dont go!! We have history bro!
It's not you, it's the EU. The bureaucracy of it is just terrible.
@SabuPtolemy
Some more on board than only French and Germans...
Ich bin Deutscher und arbeite seit 6 Monaten in England, wegen mir kann sich der Brexit gerne noch etwas hin ziehen 😂 Würde mein Leben ggf. extrem komplizierter machen sonst...
Ich lebe seit 30 Jahren dort, also spar dir dein Gejammer über dein ‚kompliziertes‘ Leben nur weil du mal kurz Gastarbeiter hier warst!
@@klausgh Das ist schön für dich - ich kann allerdings kein Gejammer in meinem Kommentar feststellen und habe auch nirgends behauptet, dass es mich "besonders schwer" trifft, lieber Klaus :) Und ich BIN hier und werde auch weiterhin in England bleiben. Ich habe doch lediglich gesagt, dass sich der Brexit wegen mir noch etwas hin ziehen kann. Verstehe ich nicht, warum du mich deshalb angreifen musst. Völlig unnötig meines Erachtens.
Lorenz Kami Ich bleibe noch hier solange sich aus dem Schrottplatz U.K. Geld rausholen lässt, wenn das Land ausgeschlachtet ist, geht’s ab aufs Festland. Das ist die Wirklichkeit. Sind das für dich persönlich Komplikationen? Ich verliere meine Heimat, und so ist es für Millionen andere.
@@klausgh Ich habe das Gefühl du liest nicht einmal, was ich schreibe, deshalb beende ich diese Diskussion hier :) Wünsche dir alles Gute!
3:10 What is the context of that extract ? And what are Bart de Wever and Geert Bourgeois having to do with it ?
Bitte bleib doch Britannien 😑💁♂️
Harsh, but fair.
English comedy is better. Which it apparently needs to be if you want to cope with the torture of living there.
Classical Darwinian argument.
You just don't get it, do you. We're deliberately trying to fuck with you. It's the world's biggest international trolling exercise. We don't really mean it.
We'll be back soon. Everyone will be friends again.
Please, Brits, get a move on! We have more pressing problems than your island and your tantrums.
Blame ya fucking idiot Merkel its her fucking deal idiot
@@lionsroar9811 Au contraire, it's May's deal.
@@sc0ttishlass your wrong may and Merkel had meetings last year to discuss a brexit deal as may hasn't a clue
@@lionsroar9811 And your sources are?
@@sc0ttishlass common knowledge thought every1 knew
“Theresa May is a very strong leader” said no one ever.