Can you imagine a bully that, instead of abusing you verbally or physically, he just pops up out of nowhere to aggressively point at ice and compliment your footwear?
If I had a penny for the amount of times I saw a drawing of Garfield with human proportions today, I'd have 2, and one of them was a drawing a saw in person. And yeah, it is indeed strange it happened twice.
I'd like to take this time to point out that Hocus Pocus 2 features a character named "Reverend Traske," who bears a remarkable similarity to the fanatical witch hunter and general lunatic Reverend Trask, from the cult soap opera Dark Shadows. Not many people know about this character, since he was only introduced in season 3, but the performance Jerry Lacy brings to him has such charisma that he's easily my favourite.
One of the best YTPs I've seen in a while. Usually repeating the same clip or joke for the lols gets annoying but you reused them in ways that genuinely surprised me and made me laugh like an idiot.
@@Jeremy.Bearemy In this context, using "like" would be more appropriate since WilsonWilson is referring to themselves as laughing in a similar manner to that of an idiot instead of literally calling themselves an idiot who is laughing.
3:13-3:23 isn't hilarious only because of what it is, but also because of the fact that you can hear his "Eee...iiiits tuss neee" over the intercom as the witches walk the hallways. 🤣
==Full Captions!!!== *Sudden sound* Whatsishappnedtosister Emily? Leh. But look, Emily. She's four. Not yet! *Trips like dumbass* YAHH! Heuh, heuhah! Ach, deyah! Heh, OOH, hunduh, oof *Falls off cliff* A A A A A A H. Oof! Ohh, look. *sniff* Another GLORIOUS mom. *sniff* Makes me sis! Sis NO! *Gasp* A BOY Prince Anderson, Yes? I will ask you one final- Yes? One final time‐ Yes? What hast thou done with my son?! Yes? ANSWER ME!!!! ª OH-HOHOHAHA ª OH-HOHO ª WHOHOHO ª ANSWER ME!!!! Yes? *everyone gets run over* Halt! This is Ice! *Shows ice* *Kid huffs in laughter* Woah, check out those new Crocs. Cool! I'm Allison, Allison, kiss me I'm Allison Oh Allison…you're so soft… *Screms of terror* I can't, see, a thing. Woah, what? Max, NOOO!!! *Explosion* *Gasp* OH, we're home!!! I smell, chi- *Distortion in reality* AAAÆÂÄÁÂĀÅĄª HEY! Let go of my little sister. YU, THEYAH! HEY! Mm? Let go of my little siste- YU, THEYAH! *child grunts* YU, THEYAH! BRUHHHH- We must FIND the book, br-r-r-reww the potion and SUCK the children seyal(?) Until sunrise?!!? *Hospital truck sirens* AHHHHH- *Law and Order* AAAHHHH *beep beep* Ehhh,hhh, h woah! Fwoo, sus ª Look, Max… Huh..?? (Singing) I ate and I hadn't known I ate lion Hey, cut the music! Aww, man, Come on *mad audience* Look, everyone listen up please. *still mad audience* Your kids are gay. EY WHAT DO YOU MEAN! WUHHH! *Bong bang, bong bang* THIS IS REALLY BEYAAD! WUHHH! *Bong bang* WUHHH! *Bong bang* Calm down- *B A N G* Max, I'm not leavi- WUHHH! *Bong* Were they us now? Yes yes, I smell… *sniff* piss. You want this massive vape? Nuh. Then do you want to look in windows and watch pumpkins? Then dress. There's three in the spa, they've been dressed already. Come little children… Cùm little children… The children, are cùmming!! *L-Law-L-L-Law and Order* ª You're the ugliest thing that has ever lived! ªAARH You… T H E Y A H! *Boom* Then you'll LISTEN TO ME! Kill him if you must! Just kill him! Don't KILL HIM! Come along now… Ehruhah Kill him! NOOOWWW. Bitch. ªAAAª Motherfucker! ª I've waited centuries to say that. ª Welcome, to halli-school hidin'(?). I'm your host, Boris Toast. *Fuck* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *roll* Ayyy *roll* Yeee *roll* Eeetsneee *roll* Eeetsytsnee *roll* Eeetatsnee *roll* HAAAAAAA- AHAHAHAHAHAHA *Door slam* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Come home Miss Anderson! *cheering, then murder* Woah!!!! Speed bump! This is the end… No… I can feel it… Okay… HOT CAT! HOT CAT!
I've just finished binge watching all of numberer1's videos and it all started with one shlock I'm not okay I need therapy But I would do it again tomorrow even if I was terrified to death by certain videos
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Can you imagine a bully that, instead of abusing you verbally or physically, he just pops up out of nowhere to aggressively point at ice and compliment your footwear?
The kind of bully we need, but not the one we deserve
average Canadian bully
Absolutely terrifying.
@@joejoejoe0121😮ohh this is ice ❄ ohhh check out the new crocks cool
'this is ice'
*Aggressively points to inexplicable ice*
Sounds like a climate change denier's counterargument to any evidence that the world is heating up.
Well that was ice
my favorite part
As a professional ice checker, I can confirm.
This YTP was sure a graveyard smash!
Especially the ending. :V
Yeah but sadly it'll be done in a flash
The Crocs bit got me good
2:40 WHEEEZING
3:08 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:14 i agree
A YTP wouldn’t be a YTP without a sus or sauce joke
The part where the man repeatedly demands to know where his son is while the witch continues laughing is fucking hysterical.
_"YES??"_
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger *A N S W E R M E*
@@kazuko4463*witch laughter*
“ANSWER ME”
“Yes?”
*fkin dies*
I'm your host Boris Toast got me hahaha.
If I had a penny for the amount of times I saw a drawing of Garfield with human proportions today, I'd have 2, and one of them was a drawing a saw in person. And yeah, it is indeed strange it happened twice.
Garfield's Bizarre Adventure
2:42 "the children... are c*mming"
I get the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look! Emily, she's four **NOT YET!**
I love that you do shorter videos that are funnier than longer unfunny videos just to fill out the time. This had me laughing to tears.
Its good to have you back ❤️
Me and my fiance are absolutely in stitches, a sequel please, I can only imagine this movie has so many possible jokes.
Why was this masterpiece hidden from me for 4 DAYS?! CURSE YOU RUclips ALGORITHM!!!!!
Winnie’s even more of a troll here and I love it.
It's a Halloween miracle!
Aaaand at 0:50 it's already got me rolling XD
Makes her cis..? That’s terrifying. Cis people is the spookiest thing in a movie that I’ve seen
Beautiful as always 👏
Oh Alison your so soft AHHH
I find myself saying "morrrfckor!" more often these days than I'd like to admit...
"I'm your host, Boris Toast" Instant classic
That hot rod fall is the best thing created, i know, i checked...online
Unexpecte Garfield
0:00 nice
Numberer1 never fails to entertain us! But....no funny subtitles? C'mon man those are amazing!
Happy All Hallow's Ween everyone
Ooh oh oh oh ohooooooh..I’ll say no more.
Woah, check out the new crocs
cool!
BORIS TOAST
2:40 Im dying🤣🤣🤣
2:11 😂😂😂
I know what alpacahawk woulda done with the garbage can kicking scene 🕷👦🏻
Wish we had a sus bus around where I live…
Edit: nvm I saw the end of the video and changed my mind. I wanna sit in a normal seat.
Hocu pocu
why isnt anyone talking about this scene?
(1:23-1:34)
I'd like to take this time to point out that Hocus Pocus 2 features a character named "Reverend Traske," who bears a remarkable similarity to the fanatical witch hunter and general lunatic Reverend Trask, from the cult soap opera Dark Shadows. Not many people know about this character, since he was only introduced in season 3, but the performance Jerry Lacy brings to him has such charisma that he's easily my favourite.
Am i the only person that found the blonde witch hot when growing up?
it's the tiniest thing, but the bus driver *sucking up the gum from the street* absolutely got me
Trueeee
He needed it man. It still had some flavor left
this made me absolutely loose it
Sos!
🤣 May I also add 2:48 to this?
0:52 as a professional ice checker I can confirm that this, is infact, ice.
n Ice
I trust you more than that amateur who found it
As a professional Canadian, I concur.
CHECK AGAIN
This year, our greatest fear…
B o r i s T o a s t
If only we knew the danger of boris toast.
*AAAAAAAAAAAA*
Iiits ts ts neeee.
Wait who’s B o r i s T o a s t?
HhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at @1:04 that caught me off guard so quick.
lmfao 😂
BAD 😂
Can't light that candle now can ya?
😂😂😂
i actually pulled a muscle in my lower back laughing at this cause it caught me so off guard
One of the best YTPs I've seen in a while. Usually repeating the same clip or joke for the lols gets annoying but you reused them in ways that genuinely surprised me and made me laugh like an idiot.
"like"?
Don't you mean "as"?
@@Jeremy.Bearemy who knows, maybe.
@@Jeremy.Bearemy In this context, using "like" would be more appropriate since WilsonWilson is referring to themselves as laughing in a similar manner to that of an idiot instead of literally calling themselves an idiot who is laughing.
@@kkalevan I agree. But in this context, I am using the word "as". 😁
3:13-3:23 isn't hilarious only because of what it is, but also because of the fact that you can hear his "Eee...iiiits tuss neee" over the intercom as the witches walk the hallways. 🤣
He's got a point, the pumpkins are undressed
Wait a minute, i know you
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 sorry about that
All the… *ahem* children jokes truly made this terrifying
sus
*Law and Order theme*
Oh my
God
Maybe don't do that
Time for another Train YTP.....
I know i was like “ayo.. 🤨”
3:14 A new method to introduce yourself to somebody.
"...Eeh"
“I’m your host Boris Toast!”
How do you come with these, man?! 😂
500 cigarettes
The editing at 1:44 was so smooth I missed the altered text on the bus the first time.
"Oh look, another glorious morn. Makes me SiS!"
Makes me CIS
“…sIs.”
*_”NO!!!”_*
*gasp*
“A BOY”
*said boy falls flat to the ground*
- I will ask thee one fin-
- Yess?
- One final time.
- *YeSssSs!?*
- What hast thou done with my son!?
- Yes?
- *A N S W E R M E*
- *AaAa*
1:03 to 1:09 is like the most i have laughed in a while
0:31
"Mrs Anderson..."
"...yeeEEeess?"
"I will ask thee one fina-"
"YEES??"
"one final time."
"YeeEEee-?"
"-What has thou done with my so-"
"YEES??"
"ANSWER ME!!!"
"ª. Ohohohoh. ª. OHOHOHO. ª. OHOHO-"
"ANSWER ME!!!"
"YeeE-"
*gets hanged*
2:41 I don't know why I'm laugh at this
2:08 You know your sentence mixing is good when even the auto-generated captions get it right!
a cinematic masterpiece as always
this is bizarre and hilarious to watch out of context 😂 i've never watched hocus pocus
Why tf not
It's actually a really fun little movie
3:04 I'm your host, boris toast
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Proceeds to laugh in satan
1:05 fitting for Halloween cuz this is spooky af
Funniest bir
Winnie: KILL HIM NOW!
Billy: Bitch.
Winnie: **dying bird noises**
So true!
0:21 oh look, another glorious mom
Makes me SiiS!
*closes door*
…
“SiS”
Can we appreciate the small, quick detail of the face splatter at 1:34? 👏
The ice and crocs scenes are perfectly edited. Glad to see more from you. Maybe a Jim Carey's Grinch YTP for Christmas? 🙏
(YTP)Jinched
the dead cat got me
“Law and order stop” is the alt name for SVU
0:32 to 0:48 made me laugh so hard lmfao 😂
Her face changes
1:05 **slowly backs off**
1:01 Best Crocs I've seen in my life
==Full Captions!!!==
*Sudden sound*
Whatsishappnedtosister Emily?
Leh.
But look, Emily.
She's four.
Not yet!
*Trips like dumbass*
YAHH! Heuh, heuhah! Ach, deyah! Heh, OOH, hunduh, oof
*Falls off cliff*
A A A A A A H. Oof!
Ohh, look. *sniff* Another GLORIOUS mom. *sniff* Makes me sis!
Sis
NO!
*Gasp* A BOY
Prince Anderson,
Yes?
I will ask you one final-
Yes?
One final time‐
Yes?
What hast thou done with my son?!
Yes?
ANSWER ME!!!!
ª OH-HOHOHAHA ª OH-HOHO ª WHOHOHO ª
ANSWER ME!!!!
Yes?
*everyone gets run over*
Halt!
This is Ice!
*Shows ice*
*Kid huffs in laughter*
Woah, check out those new Crocs. Cool!
I'm Allison, Allison, kiss me I'm Allison
Oh Allison…you're so soft…
*Screms of terror*
I can't, see, a thing.
Woah, what?
Max, NOOO!!!
*Explosion*
*Gasp* OH, we're home!!!
I smell, chi-
*Distortion in reality*
AAAÆÂÄÁÂĀÅĄª
HEY! Let go of my little sister.
YU, THEYAH!
HEY!
Mm?
Let go of my little siste-
YU, THEYAH!
*child grunts*
YU, THEYAH!
BRUHHHH-
We must FIND the book, br-r-r-reww the potion and SUCK the children seyal(?) Until sunrise?!!?
*Hospital truck sirens*
AHHHHH-
*Law and Order*
AAAHHHH
*beep beep*
Ehhh,hhh, h woah!
Fwoo, sus
ª
Look, Max…
Huh..??
(Singing) I ate and I hadn't known I ate lion
Hey, cut the music!
Aww, man,
Come on
*mad audience*
Look, everyone listen up please.
*still mad audience*
Your kids are gay.
EY WHAT DO YOU MEAN!
WUHHH! *Bong bang, bong bang* THIS IS REALLY BEYAAD!
WUHHH! *Bong bang*
WUHHH! *Bong bang*
Calm down-
*B A N G*
Max, I'm not leavi-
WUHHH! *Bong*
Were they us now?
Yes yes, I smell… *sniff* piss.
You want this massive vape?
Nuh.
Then do you want to look in windows and watch pumpkins? Then dress.
There's three in the spa, they've been dressed already.
Come little children…
Cùm little children…
The children, are cùmming!!
*L-Law-L-L-Law and Order*
ª
You're the ugliest thing that has ever lived!
ªAARH
You… T H E Y A H!
*Boom*
Then you'll LISTEN TO ME! Kill him if you must! Just kill him! Don't KILL HIM! Come along now…
Ehruhah
Kill him! NOOOWWW.
Bitch.
ªAAAª
Motherfucker!
ª
I've waited centuries to say that.
ª
Welcome, to halli-school hidin'(?). I'm your host, Boris Toast.
*Fuck*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*roll*
Ayyy
*roll*
Yeee
*roll*
Eeetsneee
*roll*
Eeetsytsnee
*roll*
Eeetatsnee
*roll*
HAAAAAAA-
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Door slam*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Come home Miss Anderson!
*cheering, then murder*
Woah!!!! Speed bump!
This is the end…
No…
I can feel it…
Okay…
HOT CAT! HOT CAT!
HE'S BACK!!!! YESSSS!!!
I waited hundreds of years for a virgin to light a candle is the most cucked line ever
Your FBI agent must be very confused right about now
The great detail of blood on the bus windshield after they hit the kids xD
ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING PLEASE! I CANT LAUGH OUT LOUD! IM DYING 😆😆😆
...they're undressed already.
@@IlovePASWGandMLP "It's 3 o'clock; they're undressed already."
"Oh Allison, you're so soft..." Made me cry, laugh, cringe, and scream in fear all at the same time
ive never seen hocus pocus .-. this was a great introduction
"Kiss me, I'm Alison"
Ohh Alison you're so soft
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE RETURNS
"Answer me!!!"
"Yes?"
*ded*
Alison Alison kiss me I’m Alison.
Oh Alison you’re so soft….
*screams*
🤣🤣 that was fucked up but I laughed
I laughed. A lot. I can’t pay you any better compliment. This was a true masterpiece.
I'm your host, Boris Toast
AaAAaaAaAh
(this made me laugh the hardest of all the parts)
i'm your host borus toast
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This video made me sis
This was the both the best and most illegal thing I've seen
Boris TOAST FTW!!!
I still say “I’m your host Boris Toast” to this day
I've just finished binge watching all of numberer1's videos and it all started with one shlock
I'm not okay I need therapy
But I would do it again tomorrow even if I was terrified to death by certain videos
0:49 I had to watch the video 3 times and stop at the right time to fucking notice the gravestone
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3:10
This is the most i will ever watch this movie
"hast thou seen my sister Emily?"
"No, but look, Emily."
Look who's back from the grocery store.
I had no reason for laughing at their reaction to Binx getting run over as much as I did
"Woah...check out the new crocs!"
"Cool."
*inhales* ABOIE!
1:05
Do i even need to say anything?
DISGUSTING
sorry to hear about your career. RIP