1930s Crooner Artie Kendall's Inappropriate Classics | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • (Original Air Date: 5/11/07) The ghost of Depression-era radio star Artie Kendall stops by to perform some selections that haven't aged well.
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Комментарии • 209

  • @markcorcoran482
    @markcorcoran482 9 месяцев назад +649

    My Brian Stack story. One morning, back when Conan was still doing Late Night on NBC, l got off the train at Grand Central, and as l’m walking up the platform l recognized this actor (l didn’t at the time know he was also a writer) whose work I loved on Conan. I plucked up me courage and approached him and asked if it was indeed he, and indeed it was. He couldn’t have been nicer, as l conveyed my fandom. So, he gave me his number to call for tickets, l subsequently did so, and had a delightful conversation with him, going back to the days of the Embryonic Polka-dotted Rockabilly Fighter Pilots. The tickets came through, l went to the show, called him later to thank him, and again had a wonderfully enjoyable conversation. It may sound silly, but there was a kind of magic about it, being able to speak at length with someone so central to all those years of entertainment, and his being so receptive and kind. Summer Colors Frankenstein!

    • @SeveredLegs
      @SeveredLegs 9 месяцев назад +15

      I love that only us super fans can immediately remember the silliness of Fighter Pilot Embryos Who Like Rockabilly.....and are Polka-dotted.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 9 месяцев назад +6

      ... before the days of pepper-spray.

    • @trencher7
      @trencher7 9 месяцев назад +6

      That's great. He was one of my faves and I love this bit so much. The other guy who I loved was the guy who made up the overly long complicated chants that he would try and get the audience to follow. Wonder where he went.

    • @jasoncinema
      @jasoncinema 9 месяцев назад +7

      That’s so fucking awesome. This character and Hannigan The Traveling Salesman were my two favorite Stack characters, with The Interrupter closely behind.
      And yeah everything I’ve read about him, and all of Conan’s writers, as well as Conan himself, are how kind and nice and wonderfully down to earth they always are with fans. :)

    • @saulchapnick1566
      @saulchapnick1566 9 месяцев назад +6

      You should write a little ditty about your experience 🎵

  • @MrFlathands
    @MrFlathands 9 месяцев назад +329

    "I *was* murdered." Gets me every damn time lol

    • @chrislashley
      @chrislashley 9 месяцев назад +9

      Me too. I've replayed that moment so many times. I can't tell exactly what it is, but his delivery is genius.

    • @dundundata7603
      @dundundata7603 9 месяцев назад

      pretty brutal

    • @thomasgagliardi5931
      @thomasgagliardi5931 9 месяцев назад +5

      that and Hitlery-hoo

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin 9 месяцев назад +267

    I love how every iteration of this sketch is basically the same as the other ones and it works every time.

    • @teeveeparty
      @teeveeparty 9 месяцев назад +21

      A lot of conan's segments are like that. The punchline is the same every time, but the journey to get there is different.

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 9 месяцев назад +15

      Conan always had a bad memory. This crooner ghost and the traveling salesman guy showed up many times, but he'd never remember their previous visits.

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 9 месяцев назад +5

      "Oh, I've got bulletproof legs! I've got bulletproof legs...!

    • @KremitFrogman
      @KremitFrogman 9 месяцев назад

      Same format, different words…you know, like comedy or music.

    • @djm5687
      @djm5687 9 месяцев назад +1

      Conan is always just as clueless!

  • @sissypissyrapper23
    @sissypissyrapper23 9 месяцев назад +196

    Brian Stack is an absolute gem

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah :(
      Gone too soon...

    • @ZedPower
      @ZedPower 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@HOTD108_ I don't know if you're doing a bit because he's playing a ghost here, but, just in case, Brian Stack is 100% alive as of this writing, unless he's been murdered since his last tweet five minutes ago.

    • @peterhughes7649
      @peterhughes7649 9 месяцев назад +6

      May his soul transgress this earthly plane.

    • @scottgunvaldsonmusic4116
      @scottgunvaldsonmusic4116 9 месяцев назад +7

      He writes for Colbert now.

    • @radicalross7700
      @radicalross7700 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​​@@ZedPowerWrote a song about that. Like to hear it? Here it go:
      Brian Stack was murdered just today.
      An Irish woman blew that fool away
      She unleashed flying lead
      And now poor Stack is dead
      For dissing Irish folks and women too
      Stackety's through!

  • @obroni
    @obroni 9 месяцев назад +135

    I’m most impressed that Artie seemed to know what DNA was in the 1930s!

    • @KremitFrogman
      @KremitFrogman 9 месяцев назад +15

      DNA was first isolated by the Swiss physician Friedrich Miescher in 1869.

    • @djm5687
      @djm5687 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@KremitFrogman Yeah, but the phrase DNA wasn't used until the 1950's.

    • @KremitFrogman
      @KremitFrogman 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@djm5687 I guess Artie Kendall was a ghost ahead of his time.

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec 9 месяцев назад +5

      I mean he's been hanging around 👻

    • @MichaelH3948
      @MichaelH3948 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@KremitFrogman But it wasn't until the work of Crick and Watson in the 1950s that we learned it was the code for genetic material.

  • @MikayelMcGee
    @MikayelMcGee 9 месяцев назад +458

    "Hitlery-Hoo." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @qapplor
      @qapplor 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@2bb-2 Drownedy-Mick!

    • @moonman2022
      @moonman2022 9 месяцев назад

      @@qapplor N✱✱✱✱rly C✱✱t! (cut for time)

    • @JimmyMossYourDaddy
      @JimmyMossYourDaddy 9 месяцев назад

      Slappity-GAL.

    • @davidgalinat4257
      @davidgalinat4257 9 месяцев назад +8

      Very popular on German radio back then.

    • @dekay1428
      @dekay1428 9 месяцев назад +4

      Labotomy-loo

  • @bond1_mjblosser
    @bond1_mjblosser 9 месяцев назад +103

    His calm soothing vocal inflections make this even funnier.

    • @r.hulsewe8353
      @r.hulsewe8353 9 месяцев назад +5

      A parody of Bing Crosby.

    • @LtPowers
      @LtPowers 9 месяцев назад

      DNA wasn't discovered until the 1950s.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@r.hulsewe8353Yeah, it’s pretty dead on, at least his speaking voice.

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 9 месяцев назад +63

    I remember seeing a clip of this on RUclips at the time and I howled with laughter at how Conan plays along and reacts in horror to each ending of the song, particularly "Drownity-Mick." 😂
    Watching it in 2024, howling with laughter all over again. 😂

  • @RadioactvPanda
    @RadioactvPanda 9 месяцев назад +49

    I love Conan's silly bits. Specifically these ones!! Such gold!!

  • @DrTimWhatleyDDS
    @DrTimWhatleyDDS 8 месяцев назад +3

    The way Artie looks down to focus on hitting the note just right during “Hitlery Hoo” is hilarious! 🤣🤣

  • @SoftComputerMan
    @SoftComputerMan 8 месяцев назад +4

    Whoa, didn't realize they were filming this in HD in 2007. I've watched 480i versions of this so many times, crazy to see it this clear and crisp.

  • @Only3Penguins
    @Only3Penguins 9 месяцев назад +27

    Needs to be a supercut of all the Artie segments

    • @lonniedeckermusic
      @lonniedeckermusic 9 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/zetAt5nsf-U/видео.html

    • @nimbydimby
      @nimbydimby 6 месяцев назад

      There are a few on YT but sadly they're not complete, so you have to make your own playlist as they're kind of scatter all over.

  • @ScottLevick-n6p
    @ScottLevick-n6p 9 месяцев назад +44

    Brian Stack is a goddamn legend, a gem, and a multi-talented artist who still works steadily for the Late Show. Clearly this was just added to the channel because of all of the attention Brian Stack is getting. All of the bootleg copies of this sketch on other channels were getting too many views. I for one am glad Conan's Hot Ones was such a success (of course it was) so that his and Stack's work can be shared again and again. Now stop reading this if you're still here and go watch CONAN O'BRIEN MUST GO on MAX

  • @flipsolo
    @flipsolo 9 месяцев назад +46

    I find it hilarious that DNA's exact function was not exactly well known during Artie Kendall's time, but still used it to make a racist jab at the Irish.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 9 месяцев назад

      "Racist jab"? Don't we all have monkey DNA?

    • @zapazap
      @zapazap 9 месяцев назад +5

      I don't think it was even know to exist until the 50s.

    • @JohnnyPerth
      @JohnnyPerth 6 месяцев назад

      He’s a ghost, he heard it lol

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 21 день назад

      Truly ahead of his time.

  • @judistench2167
    @judistench2167 9 месяцев назад +19

    Great - now I’ll be humming ‘Oh Irishmen have Monkey DNA!’ all day long!

  • @madmax6961
    @madmax6961 9 месяцев назад +5

    We need this back on network TV. Conan always cracks me up.

  • @mattmorris2141
    @mattmorris2141 8 месяцев назад +3

    Even just the first ba-ba-ba-boooo is already pretty funny. Stack is great.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 9 месяцев назад +34

    1:00 That's a Neville Chamberlain classic.

    • @grecomic
      @grecomic 9 месяцев назад +4

      🎵...Appeasity-Kraut!🎵

    • @ChewyChicken589
      @ChewyChicken589 8 месяцев назад

      Chamberlain > Churchill

  • @PigDan
    @PigDan 9 месяцев назад +15

    Only the 2nd HD official clip, wow!

  • @zacharyberridge7239
    @zacharyberridge7239 9 месяцев назад +11

    Drownity-mick got me good!

  • @SkullduggeryVFXYT
    @SkullduggeryVFXYT 9 месяцев назад +4

    Hitlery Hoo, Stenchedy Stew and Drownadee Mick. They're in my head now.

  • @jamezguard
    @jamezguard 9 месяцев назад +21

    Brian Stack is awesome.

  • @shelbynamels7948
    @shelbynamels7948 9 месяцев назад +9

    "Sing it to the tune of 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'. C'mon, y'all know it".

  • @markbarrera6807
    @markbarrera6807 9 месяцев назад +4

    a great Bing Crosby impression.

  • @이이-n4z8y
    @이이-n4z8y 9 месяцев назад +3

    So all his songs are 100% accurate

  • @qapplor
    @qapplor 9 месяцев назад +1

    LNWCOB is such an underrated gem even though it was well known. The era around the 2000s especially with the all stars Stack, Glaser, McCann, Blitz etc.

  • @Autopsy6
    @Autopsy6 9 месяцев назад +4

    He just needed to cry, "Give me a C, a bouncy C!"

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 9 месяцев назад +64

    Well of course the Irish have hot tempers, that's why their nation is called Ire Land.

    • @paulmoneill
      @paulmoneill 9 месяцев назад +7

      Ah man I've lived on the island all my life and I've never thought of that one. It's been staring at me all these years. That's getting me so mad I oughta...oh I see what's happening here. Curse you palaceofwisdom with your unironic name.

  • @Ratmann8436
    @Ratmann8436 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm surprised you weren't murdered."
    "I was murdered."

  • @denisrivarola2387
    @denisrivarola2387 9 месяцев назад +10

    Im so glad you uploaded one of this skits, this racist, horrible ghost is the best Artie Kendall thing to me, after The Interruptor.

    • @PigDan
      @PigDan 9 месяцев назад +5

      Wait, did you just mention The Interr--

    • @technicolourmyles
      @technicolourmyles 9 месяцев назад

      @@PigDanwhat lore am I missing

  • @ChristopherRobinson-l5v
    @ChristopherRobinson-l5v 9 месяцев назад +11

    Ending the song with “Hitleryhoo”…
    🤌

  • @JoeyLevenson
    @JoeyLevenson 9 месяцев назад +10

    There’s some compilation of all these here. It’s my most watched video after the Interrupter compilation!

    • @robertfeldman2417
      @robertfeldman2417 8 месяцев назад

      I used to watch that over and over as well

    • @zxbc1
      @zxbc1 7 месяцев назад

      Brian Stack has all the best recurring characters - this one, the Interrupter, Hannigan the Traveling Salesman, Frankenstein (wastes a minute of our time), A member of Slipnutz, Joe Galliano, Fantastic Guy, Clive Clemmons (Inappropriate!), and WikiBear.

  • @patreekotime4578
    @patreekotime4578 9 месяцев назад +24

    Drownd-ity Mick 😅

  • @nonombre7159
    @nonombre7159 9 месяцев назад +1

    Stenchity-stew is my new favorite phrase.

  • @NEZLeader
    @NEZLeader 9 месяцев назад

    This ongoing bit is in a 3-way tie for favorite of all time with In the Year 2000, and his staring contests with Andy

  • @dalehinkley6168
    @dalehinkley6168 9 месяцев назад

    That second song hits though

  • @scottmccurdy6493
    @scottmccurdy6493 9 месяцев назад

    The best Conan character.

  • @FreeCatCheese
    @FreeCatCheese 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ol' Rusty Steel! 😆

  • @julienperonne2347
    @julienperonne2347 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Country Music skit from Key and Peele was watching :)

  • @jimgravesus
    @jimgravesus 9 месяцев назад +6

    "And beg for Hitler's mercy on our knees." LOL! Total irredeemable cowardice is tight!

  • @JaredRong
    @JaredRong 9 месяцев назад +10

    more brain stack and other writers bits pls❤

    • @JoeyLevenson
      @JoeyLevenson 9 месяцев назад

      Well the Hot Ones episode had his main writer cracking us up…

  • @johnhuwroberts7766
    @johnhuwroberts7766 9 месяцев назад +2

    That’s bloody hilarious.

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 9 месяцев назад

    Classic Conan.

  • @bailzzzzzz
    @bailzzzzzz 8 месяцев назад

    that old timer is Stacktastic!

  • @TonyTheTerrible
    @TonyTheTerrible 9 месяцев назад

    i remember these live! what a great find

  • @Burhanontheranch
    @Burhanontheranch 9 месяцев назад +5

    That kinda went hard at the end

    • @SeveredLegs
      @SeveredLegs 9 месяцев назад +2

      They did this bit like 20 times, and they're all really funny. You got to check them out.

  • @donaldcasalone4243
    @donaldcasalone4243 9 месяцев назад

    Brian Stack is a real hoot with Colbert. I didn't realize he worked with Conan.

  • @You_Dont_Like_My_Music
    @You_Dont_Like_My_Music 9 месяцев назад +1

    That is pure comedy gold. He should do a song about gypsies and Slavs next. LOL

    • @madforit2
      @madforit2 9 месяцев назад

      Brilliant. He should do a song about Jews as well, like having too much money, power and overrepresentation or something. Be hilarious. This is classic stuff

    • @You_Dont_Like_My_Music
      @You_Dont_Like_My_Music 9 месяцев назад

      @@madforit2 No, a song about Jews would probably get him in trouble.

  • @chinny_reckon
    @chinny_reckon 9 месяцев назад

    So much better than car-pool karaoke.

  • @JoeGamer81
    @JoeGamer81 9 месяцев назад

    “Hitlery-hoo” killed me dead

  • @danielwest9955
    @danielwest9955 9 месяцев назад +12

    It's somehow more surreal and unhinged in HD.

  • @joeconcepts5552
    @joeconcepts5552 9 месяцев назад +2

    Turns out it's pretty easy to be a songwriter if you use the exact same tune every time.

  • @alexjessop5330
    @alexjessop5330 8 месяцев назад +1

    Sounds like a song Harrison Butkner would write.

    • @RogerRoyale-g1i
      @RogerRoyale-g1i 8 месяцев назад

      Hey did you know Butkers jersey sold out in record time/numbers?

    • @alexjessop5330
      @alexjessop5330 8 месяцев назад

      @@RogerRoyale-g1i so there’s lots of bigots in world

  • @Mgh-r
    @Mgh-r 9 месяцев назад

    Our dear ghost 😂😂😂😂😂 dear con ❤❤❤❤

  • @chall6761
    @chall6761 9 месяцев назад +1

    Artie rules.

  • @BuddhatheBlackDog
    @BuddhatheBlackDog 9 месяцев назад

    That soft Bing Crosby

  • @theargonauts8490
    @theargonauts8490 9 месяцев назад

    What’s funny!? These songs are gold 😮

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 9 месяцев назад

    Didn't Brian also do the name that tune singer skit where Conan goes into the stands and picks someone to play?

  • @Kielimies
    @Kielimies 5 месяцев назад +1

    He's not wrong.

  • @jamesmoconnell
    @jamesmoconnell 9 месяцев назад +4

    Brian Stack is my favorite late-night 'unknown' that everybody knows. I don't think I've seen him do anything that wasn't funny.

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 9 месяцев назад +1

    Stack does Bing Crosby better than Bing Crosby.

  • @atharvz7745
    @atharvz7745 9 месяцев назад +1

    Start of the song is similar to butters song from South park

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli 8 месяцев назад

      oh thats a common trope for songs

  • @davemagick6739
    @davemagick6739 9 месяцев назад +1

    Pretty sure Richard Cheese did the singing for this segment.

  • @Ecosse57
    @Ecosse57 9 месяцев назад

    *hilarious!*

  • @djm5687
    @djm5687 9 месяцев назад

    Wait a second...Artie Kendall mentioned DNA, which wasn't discovered until 1953....

  • @peter5.056
    @peter5.056 8 месяцев назад

    What makes this truly funny, is that Conan is the object of frank racism between two white guys. THAT'S comedy.

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 9 месяцев назад

    "Stenchity-Stew!"

  • @JustSwivel2
    @JustSwivel2 9 месяцев назад +3

    Stenchadeescoot

  • @CanesCurrantes
    @CanesCurrantes 9 месяцев назад

    Four legs good, two legs bad.

  • @MichaelKurse
    @MichaelKurse 9 месяцев назад

    Conan alwasys has hope for the " Song for the Ladies."🤔😳😳😳

  • @paulthompkins4150
    @paulthompkins4150 9 месяцев назад

    I love Brian Stack. He's doing an AWESOME job on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 9 месяцев назад

    All of those lyrics sound, 100%, like Conon himself wrote them.
    Hitlery-hoo!

  • @snowpants2212
    @snowpants2212 9 месяцев назад +1

    I *was* murdered

  • @darthprime4916
    @darthprime4916 8 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣

  • @RogerRoyale-g1i
    @RogerRoyale-g1i 8 месяцев назад

    Big bad Conan isn't doing his show live from Haiti?
    Huh?

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 9 месяцев назад

    2:30 Even Conan thought that was funny

  • @jaelge
    @jaelge 9 месяцев назад

    I can rarely stand Conan, but this was funny.

  • @siobhan5486
    @siobhan5486 9 месяцев назад +2

    ba ba ba boo

  • @evetimothy4971
    @evetimothy4971 9 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @davidjakubowicz9921
    @davidjakubowicz9921 9 месяцев назад +2

    America First!

  • @OIFIIIOIF-VET
    @OIFIIIOIF-VET 9 месяцев назад

    I demand they publish the "It sounds like this song, but definitely isn't" ones hahahah Brian Stack is fucking gold.

  • @moviesgalore9947
    @moviesgalore9947 9 месяцев назад

    Brilliant bits like this is why Conan should have stayed in NYC at 12:35 he was Stupid to take The Tonight Show he dumbed down his comedy tried to make it middle of the road white bread humor same mistake Leno made when he got The Tonight Show. Conan would still be on NBC at 12:35 if he had stayed where he belonged. This show had brilliant comedy every night.

  • @maximilian6830
    @maximilian6830 9 месяцев назад

    It’s the same song every time lmao

  • @madforit2
    @madforit2 9 месяцев назад

    I unironically agree with the lyrics of all these songs

  • @SheepDogNumber6
    @SheepDogNumber6 9 месяцев назад +1

    lol

  • @robk236
    @robk236 9 месяцев назад +1

    You know, Conan's NBC show had so many great characters that didn't follow him to TBS. I guess NBC owned the characters?

  • @vipaccess-puertorico4462
    @vipaccess-puertorico4462 9 месяцев назад +2

    Funny its always the same beat for all the songs!

  • @normantaffefiny8227
    @normantaffefiny8227 9 месяцев назад +6

    i just saw this dude on stephen colbert

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 9 месяцев назад +3

      That was his twin brother, Ryan Stack.

    • @asphaltcowboy7567
      @asphaltcowboy7567 9 месяцев назад

      Eww colbert is putrid..

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer 9 месяцев назад +1

    Now we literally have people who once again are of the belief that everyone should surrender because "Russia strong grrr."

  • @mennoknight78
    @mennoknight78 9 месяцев назад

    Family guy already did this years ago.

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli 8 месяцев назад +1

      smh my head at you

  • @keithwierz1
    @keithwierz1 6 месяцев назад

    Ok tex hooper

  • @xs732
    @xs732 9 месяцев назад +3

    Watched 'Conan O'Brian Must Go' and it feels weird without a laugh track.

  • @gooberthoreau
    @gooberthoreau 8 месяцев назад

    Ba ba ba booo-

  • @Kerithanos
    @Kerithanos 9 месяцев назад +1

    Based ghost

  • @FFa-cr8qj
    @FFa-cr8qj 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hi

  • @nak3dxsnake
    @nak3dxsnake 9 месяцев назад +1

    That song about women. I feel attacked.

    • @radicalross7700
      @radicalross7700 9 месяцев назад +3

      Understandable. But just remember:
      Doo Doo Dah Doo Doo Doo 🎵
      Although Artie K. was 'round the bend.
      All his crazy plans came to an end.
      He was killed in '39.
      You ladies should be fine.
      And you won't ever have to go through life
      As a Stepford Wife.

    • @JayDeeIsMyName
      @JayDeeIsMyName 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@radicalross7700Murderee-doo!

  • @ram0166
    @ram0166 9 месяцев назад

    No one in the West ever thought that way about women except college educated Madison Avenue types in the 50’s. The Irish song was pretty funny except the part about drowning.

  • @aGoosenamedJordan
    @aGoosenamedJordan 8 месяцев назад

    Hitlery-Hoo

  • @BollocksFilmReviews
    @BollocksFilmReviews 9 месяцев назад

    Hitlery-hoo

  • @bowieupland6112
    @bowieupland6112 9 месяцев назад

    Look at us now. We should have listened to his WWII song and the one for women.

    • @pinverarity
      @pinverarity 9 месяцев назад +1

      What’s great about this is that it’s an *automatic* Moronic Comment of the Year finalist whether it was literal or ironic. Congratulations, dumfuq!

    • @bowieupland6112
      @bowieupland6112 9 месяцев назад

      @@pinverarity
      If you ever grow some synapses in your brain, address the comment, instead of using ad hominems... dumfuq