I grew up in a very rural area and our town dump used to be run by a couple of older men. The dumpster was kind of down in a pit, with a road built up on either side and they built a shed above it on a platform. They would hang their heads out the window of the shed over the dumpster and comment on what you were throwing away. It was like the old guys from the Muppet Show heckling your garbage. When I got my drivers license one of the first places I was allowed to drive by myself was the dump on Saturday mornings and I'd always hope we didn't have any trash that would generate a comment from the guys. Every once in awhile people would accidently throw their car keys in with their bag of garbage. They would stop the compactor and fish them out with a long pole they had with a hook on the end, but the following week you had to bring them a pie.
As a college student my buddies and I discovered a warehouse bakery that Krispy Kreme used to produce donuts for distribution to gas stations. Whatever they produced that wasn’t trucked out that day ended up in a dumpster. We would regularly dumpster dive and come home with garbage bags full of sealed boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts. The knowledge of how to score donuts was passed onto younger students for several years. Successful raids continued for years even after a security guard was stationed to watch the dumpster and the dumpster was padlocked. It would have been easier to steal a box from a store than to dumpster dive but the thrill of dumpster donuts was too great to give up. Thanks for the great topic Brakepad, Wheezy, and Dustbin!
My kids do the “Alright” thing too. And we live in Missouri and Arkansas where we get lots of tornado warnings. And the number of times I’ve been told by my kids to “go outside and lay down in the ditch” is overwhelming. Public Figure? More like ACTION FIGURE
The Best of covering 4 years shows just how far Nate has come in his reading skills and ability to get a thought out for us listeners. Years ago he would be all over the map and eventually finish with “you know” without fully getting the thought out. The Nate of today now reads and speaks like a college graduate compared to 4 years ago!
Young Dusty throwing out glass coke bottles with his dad and fast forward to him composting cardboard and installing a bat house is hilarious! My husband is the very same. He used to try to impress me when we were dating in the 90’s by showing me he could hit stop signs with his Dr Pepper bottles while he was driving, and fast forward to now we own 137 acres where he grows fruit trees and berries and opens it to the community to host family and church events. Come on out and visit us in Pikeville, NC Dusty. We’d be honored to have you!!! ~Emalie Hudson
I grew up in Lake Forest. I knew immediately you stayed at The Deerpath Inn! Ordinary People was filmed there. I was a waitress at a local restaurant and waited on Robert Redford, who was the director! A hidden gem of a town. If you’ve never been there it is hard to describe, but Aaron, I know what you mean! The town was where rich industrialists from the turn of the century built there homes, while they worked in Chicago. I’ve always thought it was the most beautiful little towns in the world.
Wednesday’s feel like the longest day of work for me. So thank you for your Podcast! Makes my work day go by so much faster! And I always can count on you guys for a good laugh!
Aaron's reaction to Dusty's comment about coke being in glass bottles just made me feel absolutely ancient, especially since I'm (mildly) older than Dusty.
When I was growing up, Texas had a trash campaign “Don’t Mess With Texas.” I was probably about 10 years old when I found a scratched off lottery ticket on the ground outside at the gas station so I picked it up to see if it was a winner. After seeing it wasn’t, I threw it back on the ground and this lady pointed at me and yelled, “Hey! Don’t mess with Texas!”. My mom turned around furiously and yelled back, “Don’t mess with me!”. The lady took her advice and didn’t. 😂
Dusty - your observation about water being cleaner if we didn’t eat oysters is spot on. The original Jamestown colonists remarked about how clear the James River was as they settled. This was due to an abundant oyster population in the river. It would take a full year of all oysters in the river to filter the water undisturbed for the water to retain its original clarity.
You three rule!!! Aaron your soft perceptive and sometimes understated responses can go unnoticed. You've got the perfect combination of smarts and humor. May fatherhood bless you. Carry on... Brian, I would want you to marry my daughter (if I had one), run for congress, and/or teach the masses! The microphone thing!!! You are the epitome of pure honesty.❤ Dusty, your laufg is infectious!!! Vince Gil!!! Oh, my. To be continued...
I made my first trip to NYC. I cant wait to go back. I got to see Dave Chapelle and Jon Stewart. Amazing show. Thanks so much for introducing me to Gametime. I'd almost given up. Looking forward to seeing Nate, Brian and the public figure. Aaron put on a good show when I saw him at the Improv. Thanks guys
Hello, folks, and Hey, Bear, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada! I consider myself southern because I live in Southern Ontario, so I feel a kind of kinship with all of you! Brian was on point with his jokes and comebacks this episode! He's usually the "underdog" and it's good to see him nailing it! Love you, Brian! Love all of you guys so much!
Ol bad bladder bugle boy bates is going to start reading depends ads after admitting to dribbling in his bugle boys. Love the podcast with a couple southern boys, a fancy fellow fighting Irish alum and grandpappy bates. Thanks fir the laughs!
Hey it was great to learn about Don Schlits writing all those popular country songs! Does anything like this happen in comedy? Do any popular comedians have their own writers?
My son and I also do the “alriiight” almost daily and recently I said the word “data” and my son screamed “DAHDA” from the other room. Does this mean we can call you influencers rather than public figures? 🤣
The mic hand off made me think of when my son (now 21) made his first touchdown in peewee football. The ref reached out his hand for the football and my son gave him a high five and kept the ball. :)
Crazy story. Our trash company missed 3 out of five pick ups. I kept calling in and got different answers. Finally a lady called and said, I picked up your trash today and put it in my car. You have the cleanest trash!!! What a strange comment!!! Love all you guys: Wednesday’s are the highlight of my week.
In Texas we teach real estate agents that your property ownership extends to the boundaries of the property (like Dusty would see on a survey) and then all the way up through the atmosphere and down to the center of the earth. The only caveat is that people can retain riparian (water) rights, mineral rights, and even air rights to prevent people from building too high in an area.
Hey Nate, Aaron, Bob Newhart, and Dusty!! Can you guys do an episode remembering Bob Newhart or his shows and contributions to dry comedy? I just finished watching through all of Newhart with my parents! God bless!
Barnacle’s question about dumper diving brought back a disgusting college memory. When I lived in Gainesville, FL 2001-2004 Publix at one point had law enforcement watch over their dumpsters and later build special barricades because there were people from the east side of town that would go behind Publix in the middle of the night And dumpster dive it’s a bad food and then drive around selling it at the back of their cars.
After listening to the "Trash" episode I have to side with Nateland's Public Figure, I 13:59 think it would be epic if Bargain Basement Popped Off with an Andrew Dice Clay-esque sort of a show. Breakfast-Dice-Bates. His drop-the-mic-moment, his closing move, could be to slam that mic into the hand of the host, with the all the confidence of a Def Comedy Jam Performer. I'd pay to see that. I wouldn't let my kids watch it, but I would pay to see it. Just sayin'. Love you guys.
The best way to make the Olympics interesting is to root for countries' top scores in "Medals per Million Citizens." The United States with over 330 million people won 108 medals, but only got a score of of 0.33. However, the Bahamas got 2 medals and they only have 393 thousand so their score was 5.08. I do a contest with students and friends where we each pick 5 countries across 3 continents and see who can get the highest total score. Montenegro was one of my picks last year I was watching women's handball and men's water polo late into the night hoping they would medal. You'll get super invested in the success of the track and field star of a chosen carribean island nation. It's the most exciting way to watch the Olympics and you get to learn about new sports too. I'll go proofread this now.
Aaron, battery-operated leaf blowers are quieter than gas blowers. Plug-in electric are louder though. This is not just personal experience…where I’m from they are outlawing use of gas leaf blowers for noise reasons.
My dad used to come back with all sorts of cool stuff for his grandkids when he would go to the dump. He claims he never went in the dumpsters to get them, but if someone asked "which bin does this go in", he'd say "in the back of my truck right there." He brought home Little Tyke sand boxes, slides, bikes, scooters, plastic kiddie pools. He had 8 grandkids and they each had their own bike at his house, all free. They were usually in great condition already or he'd just clean 'em up a bit.
No, you should get a survey so you know your property lines. There are also setbacks. There are pieces of rebar or railroad spikes in the ground to mark corners. There are also air rights if an airport goes in near you, sometimes they have to buy your air rights
It was worth it just for Dusty to read those two names. Completely butchered the names but I didn't have high expectations. I would love to hear Nate read those! Also, you nailed my name. Perfect pronunciation. People normally say it like Jarren. See you in Charlotte, Dusty!
Until we put an end to it, my in laws refused to spend money on normal garbage bags. Instead, they would use grocery store plastic bags. Then NJ stopped providing bags for customers. Not to worry, my father in law started walking through the produce section stealing produce plastic bags to use as garbage bags. The good news with those is, they're super strong and NEVER break spilling garbage all over the kitchen. At least this helps to explain why my wife tears paper towels in half to save money. Evidently cheapness is hereditary.
To find the general limits of your property, look for the county appraiser map of your area. A lot of areas have them online. The map on Zillow will also show property lines. It is not super accurate, but it is good for a general idea. How close you own up to the road depends on how large the right-of-way is. You would need a survey to find out exactly where that is.
R.I.P. Bob Newhart... "We would appreciate it if oBituary Bates would start Punching Down more instead of Punching Up at us." Kind regards, The C.C.S.A. aka (The Coalition of Celebrities Still Alive)
When I was in pharmacy school we had to anonymously review the class/teacher after each quarter. In one of my reviews I said the teacher was a “dumpster fire.” Years later I was talking with one of the teachers that was still there and he mentioned a review from my class calling that particular teacher a dumpster fire and how it gets mentioned in every post-quarter review session with all the staff. I still stand by my statement that he was a terrible teacher, but I could’ve probably used better wording.
Regarding Aaron asking about where your property ends, technically (unless you're in a weird area that's different than most) you own to the middle of the road. Now the Right of Way (RoW) is the area where utilities, street, sidewalk, curb, etc is installed and you don't have a right to that area. The grass between a sidewalk and curb is called terrace and you're in charge of mowing and shoveling the sidewalk.
Always interesting to listen to this as a Canadian. I think a garbage collector here makes 40$/hour! I can't imagine anyone here doing the job for 16$/hour (Ontario minimum wage is 15$/hour). And garbage collection here just comes out of our taxes, we don't have to set up an account up and pay individually. Although we do have some limits on how many garbage bags were allowed per week and there are some rural areas without collection. And I strongly agree with Dusty about litter. I can't stand when people litter, it shows such disregard and laziness and it's so easy to wait to throw something away into a garbage receptacle.
We went to Dusty's show at Zanies Nashville for our friends birthday. It was so much fun! Poor Bates though... I took that same photo of The Lab poster which was Nateland sans Breakfast. I sent it to a friend, but did not send a screenshot of the photo.
The fact that the song “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” by Arlo Guthrie isn’t mentioned on the trash episode is criminal. Best song about trash and illegal dumping out there. And it’s also about thanksgiving.
Y’all missed one of the most iconic songs dealing with trash!! Arlo Guthrie’s 1967 classic “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” is an almost 19 minute opus dedicated to dumping garbage from Alice’s Restaurant.
❤YES! Finally a fellow leaf blower hater who is a prominent public figure!! I used to work 12hr night shifts as an RN, single mother with 3 kids young sons. Race home, get them off to school and try to sleep. The leaf blowers seriously made me want to go murderously ballistic. I couldn’t sleep and then the adrenaline kept me from getting any sleep. I live in the west, we have no water. Nothing is more infuriating than the transplanted Californians hosing down every single surface except leaf blowers. I agree and have been saying this for years-GET A BROOM and maybe sweat off some of that excess weight you are carrying!!!!❤You all, I look forward to Wednesdays every week!!!!! Sry. I got kinda worked up about one of my pet peeves.😂 we’re having a good time!!!❤
HE'S A PUBLIC FIGURE. I hope this becomes your new introduction. Its how i'm going to be introducing your comedy to all my friends who haven't heard of you..."Hey have you seen Dusty Slay? No, oh he's a public figure, you'd love him"
I can’t even tell you how much I relate to Brian during the ad reading talking about getting pee on the shorts and then trying to get a word in to explain himself. I don’t relate to the pee thing. But the saying something and then trying to dig myself out of a hole and explain myself. 😂 Anyways, thanks for having the best podcast!
,Let’s go folks! While a sidewalk is public walkway, you are responsible for the maintenance and repair of it. Is someone slips or falls in front of your house on that sidewalk, you could be held liable.
Aaron, you don’t have to give up video games when your baby is born. My husband would stay up playing video games and when he was done, he would dream feed our babies and come to bed (look up dream feed). I got to go to bed and get some uninterrupted sleep, he got to play video games, and the babies slept longer.
I brought my fiancé to see Dusty the last time he came to the Richmond funny bone. It was our first comedy show and he got us hooked. Glad to hear he is coming back to a full house. Based off the description of the sandwich I’m guessing that it either came from Boychiks Deli or Park Lane Tavern. Hope you find it again.
Hey Aaron, not all prosthetics are aluminum. My husband has a voice prosthesis, post laryngectomy for cancer. And yes, it’s plastic! He has to replace it every 10-14 days…as he has for about 25 years.
My son got the early preview of NCAA25. He challenged me to a game. He was Georgia, I was Texas. I beat him by 3 touchdowns. I grew up on those games. How dare these young people challenge us to a classic!
I’m surprised Big Top Bates didn’t mention the 20 minute song “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie that specifically talks about a garbage dump. Also, it’s a bit of a protest song, so Dusty might love it.
Very surprised you guys didn't mention fellow "public figure" Bill Burr when talking about best trash talkers. He has a pretty famous set that he performed in Philadelphia where he talks trash to the whole audience the entire time. Very dirty but very funny. Only you guys could take a topic like 'trash' and make it funny. Love the show.
Hey Dusty, if you want an an example of the d-t swap you do at the end of words you can hear it at about the 50:25 mark. “This is goodt!” Also, you should talk to Joe List about your shared leaf blower hatred. He agrees with you and yelled at his neighbor about it.
“I’ve peed in a lot of shorts”
-Dusty Slay, Public Figure
I grew up in a very rural area and our town dump used to be run by a couple of older men. The dumpster was kind of down in a pit, with a road built up on either side and they built a shed above it on a platform. They would hang their heads out the window of the shed over the dumpster and comment on what you were throwing away. It was like the old guys from the Muppet Show heckling your garbage. When I got my drivers license one of the first places I was allowed to drive by myself was the dump on Saturday mornings and I'd always hope we didn't have any trash that would generate a comment from the guys. Every once in awhile people would accidently throw their car keys in with their bag of garbage. They would stop the compactor and fish them out with a long pole they had with a hook on the end, but the following week you had to bring them a pie.
Not picking a side for auburn or Alabama is such a “public figure”thing to do
Dusty for congress
Brother, you are from Opelika. There shouldn't be any question.
Brian discovering you can play remotely with friends is too good
As a college student my buddies and I discovered a warehouse bakery that Krispy Kreme used to produce donuts for distribution to gas stations. Whatever they produced that wasn’t trucked out that day ended up in a dumpster. We would regularly dumpster dive and come home with garbage bags full of sealed boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts. The knowledge of how to score donuts was passed onto younger students for several years. Successful raids continued for years even after a security guard was stationed to watch the dumpster and the dumpster was padlocked. It would have been easier to steal a box from a store than to dumpster dive but the thrill of dumpster donuts was too great to give up. Thanks for the great topic Brakepad, Wheezy, and Dustbin!
It is very heart warming everyweek when Nate says “we love ya and thanks for listening”
Weber - They had robes in the room. Dusty whispers *wow*.
Should call it The NateLess podcast. We miss you Nate but the other guys are doing a good job holding it down on your behalf. ❤❤❤❤
Not everyone misses Nate. I sure don’t.
@@R1FlemI don't either!
Aaron with a SUPER quick "They have a rancid sound, too" in response to Dusty's "loud smell" comment. That deserves recognition.
You can tell Aaron was never at any Dusty style parties
My kids do the “Alright” thing too. And we live in Missouri and Arkansas where we get lots of tornado warnings. And the number of times I’ve been told by my kids to “go outside and lay down in the ditch” is overwhelming.
Public Figure?
More like ACTION FIGURE
The Best of covering 4 years shows just how far Nate has come in his reading skills and ability to get a thought out for us listeners. Years ago he would be all over the map and eventually finish with “you know” without fully getting the thought out. The Nate of today now reads and speaks like a college graduate compared to 4 years ago!
He's still the least intelligent on of the four though. 😂
@@surj1023nonsense God gave him talent and inspiration to have a very successful career!
The pee conversation was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Right @ 01.43.36 seconds in, Dusty says "roadt" with such a hard "T" 😂 it's amazing
Dusty, keep doing what you are doing! It's refreshing to have a public figure think the same way I do. You'll get Brian on board eventually~
Dusty Slay is more of a Public Access Figure than a Public Figure
Gotta pick this one to read Basket case! I can already imagine the band giggling about it
This episode is unhinged and I love it 🤣🤣🤣
Young Dusty throwing out glass coke bottles with his dad and fast forward to him composting cardboard and installing a bat house is hilarious! My husband is the very same. He used to try to impress me when we were dating in the 90’s by showing me he could hit stop signs with his Dr Pepper bottles while he was driving, and fast forward to now we own 137 acres where he grows fruit trees and berries and opens it to the community to host family and church events. Come on out and visit us in Pikeville, NC Dusty. We’d be honored to have you!!! ~Emalie Hudson
I grew up in Lake Forest. I knew immediately you stayed at The Deerpath Inn! Ordinary People was filmed there. I was a waitress at a local restaurant and waited on Robert Redford, who was the director! A hidden gem of a town. If you’ve never been there it is hard to describe, but Aaron, I know what you mean! The town was where rich industrialists from the turn of the century built there homes, while they worked in Chicago. I’ve always thought it was the most beautiful little towns in the world.
Wednesday’s feel like the longest day of work for me. So thank you for your Podcast! Makes my work day go by so much faster! And I always can count on you guys for a good laugh!
"I've peed in a lot of shorts." ROFLMAO
“I was tuned out”
Brilliant timing from Bee-Bop Bates.
Well done leading NatelanT podcast Dusty!
Dusty is pretty spot on with how the toilet works 😅
Aaron's reaction to Dusty's comment about coke being in glass bottles just made me feel absolutely ancient, especially since I'm (mildly) older than Dusty.
When I was growing up, Texas had a trash campaign “Don’t Mess With Texas.” I was probably about 10 years old when I found a scratched off lottery ticket on the ground outside at the gas station so I picked it up to see if it was a winner. After seeing it wasn’t, I threw it back on the ground and this lady pointed at me and yelled, “Hey! Don’t mess with Texas!”. My mom turned around furiously and yelled back, “Don’t mess with me!”. The lady took her advice and didn’t. 😂
IM FINALLY CAUGHT UP!! All 209+ Such a fun part of my week listening to you guys! Thank you! 😊
Dusty - your observation about water being cleaner if we didn’t eat oysters is spot on. The original Jamestown colonists remarked about how clear the James River was as they settled. This was due to an abundant oyster population in the river. It would take a full year of all oysters in the river to filter the water undisturbed for the water to retain its original clarity.
You three rule!!! Aaron your soft perceptive and sometimes understated responses can go unnoticed. You've got the perfect combination of smarts and humor. May fatherhood bless you. Carry on...
Brian, I would want you to marry my daughter (if I had one), run for congress, and/or teach the masses! The microphone thing!!! You are the epitome of pure honesty.❤
Dusty, your laufg is infectious!!! Vince Gil!!! Oh, my. To be continued...
I made my first trip to NYC. I cant wait to go back. I got to see Dave Chapelle and Jon Stewart. Amazing show. Thanks so much for introducing me to Gametime. I'd almost given up. Looking forward to seeing Nate, Brian and the public figure. Aaron put on a good show when I saw him at the Improv. Thanks guys
😂 Excited to see one of my favorite public figures THIS weekend at Richmond’s Funny Bone (only tixs left are for Sunday’s show.)
We will be there too. Had to get Sunday because both shows on Saturday are sold out!
I’ll be there Saturday at 9pm🎉 going to be a hot show!
Getting ready by practicing saying all my pronunciations with loudTT soundTT aT the endTT of every wordTT
@@maryweisner1905see ya Sunday !
Hello, folks, and Hey, Bear, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada! I consider myself southern because I live in Southern Ontario, so I feel a kind of kinship with all of you! Brian was on point with his jokes and comebacks this episode! He's usually the "underdog" and it's good to see him nailing it! Love you, Brian! Love all of you guys so much!
Ol bad bladder bugle boy bates is going to start reading depends ads after admitting to dribbling in his bugle boys. Love the podcast with a couple southern boys, a fancy fellow fighting Irish alum and grandpappy bates. Thanks fir the laughs!
Hey it was great to learn about Don Schlits writing all those popular country songs! Does anything like this happen in comedy? Do any popular comedians have their own writers?
#lovedustyslay
My son and I also do the “alriiight” almost daily and recently I said the word “data” and my son screamed “DAHDA” from the other room. Does this mean we can call you influencers rather than public figures? 🤣
The mic hand off made me think of when my son (now 21) made his first touchdown in peewee football. The ref reached out his hand for the football and my son gave him a high five and kept the ball. :)
Crazy story. Our trash company missed 3 out of five pick ups. I kept calling in and got different answers. Finally a lady called and said, I picked up your trash today and put it in my car. You have the cleanest trash!!!
What a strange comment!!! Love all you guys: Wednesday’s are the highlight of my week.
In Texas we teach real estate agents that your property ownership extends to the boundaries of the property (like Dusty would see on a survey) and then all the way up through the atmosphere and down to the center of the earth. The only caveat is that people can retain riparian (water) rights, mineral rights, and even air rights to prevent people from building too high in an area.
I think Roxy444 played you guys. Fluff your Grass is now my favorite metaphor.
Best opening of a podcast ever! 😂
Hello folks and hey bear ❤
That's a crazy list of songwriting credits.
Hey Nate, Aaron, Bob Newhart, and Dusty!! Can you guys do an episode remembering Bob Newhart or his shows and contributions to dry comedy? I just finished watching through all of Newhart with my parents! God bless!
I got to meet Aaron in Lake Forest and he was truly the best!!
Dusty is extra feisty today and I am here for it! :D
As soon as Briar started talking about pee, I knew what he was talking about 😂
Barnacle’s question about dumper diving brought back a disgusting college memory. When I lived in Gainesville, FL 2001-2004 Publix at one point had law enforcement watch over their dumpsters and later build special barricades because there were people from the east side of town that would go behind Publix in the middle of the night And dumpster dive it’s a bad food and then drive around selling it at the back of their cars.
After listening to the "Trash" episode I have to side with Nateland's Public Figure, I 13:59 think it would be epic if Bargain Basement Popped Off with an Andrew Dice Clay-esque sort of a show.
Breakfast-Dice-Bates.
His drop-the-mic-moment, his closing move, could be to slam that mic into the hand of the host, with the all the confidence of a Def Comedy Jam Performer.
I'd pay to see that. I wouldn't let my kids watch it, but I would pay to see it.
Just sayin'.
Love you guys.
Bad news bates jinxed Bob Newhart 😢
The best way to make the Olympics interesting is to root for countries' top scores in "Medals per Million Citizens." The United States with over 330 million people won 108 medals, but only got a score of of 0.33. However, the Bahamas got 2 medals and they only have 393 thousand so their score was 5.08. I do a contest with students and friends where we each pick 5 countries across 3 continents and see who can get the highest total score. Montenegro was one of my picks last year I was watching women's handball and men's water polo late into the night hoping they would medal. You'll get super invested in the success of the track and field star of a chosen carribean island nation. It's the most exciting way to watch the Olympics and you get to learn about new sports too.
I'll go proofread this now.
Aaron, battery-operated leaf blowers are quieter than gas blowers. Plug-in electric are louder though. This is not just personal experience…where I’m from they are outlawing use of gas leaf blowers for noise reasons.
The number of Dusty jokes and just come up naturally during trash conversation is hilarious
My dad used to come back with all sorts of cool stuff for his grandkids when he would go to the dump. He claims he never went in the dumpsters to get them, but if someone asked "which bin does this go in", he'd say "in the back of my truck right there." He brought home Little Tyke sand boxes, slides, bikes, scooters, plastic kiddie pools. He had 8 grandkids and they each had their own bike at his house, all free. They were usually in great condition already or he'd just clean 'em up a bit.
No, you should get a survey so you know your property lines. There are also setbacks. There are pieces of rebar or railroad spikes in the ground to mark corners. There are also air rights if an airport goes in near you, sometimes they have to buy your air rights
I love the Natelandt podcastt with Aaron Webert, Brian Basquiat and Dusty Slayt
Great advice and Dusty pronounced my last name perfectly!
Come on y’all, we all know that was Dusty singing “Garbage Dump”
I remember the plastic commercials. "Plastic saves lives" was the tagline.
It was worth it just for Dusty to read those two names. Completely butchered the names but I didn't have high expectations. I would love to hear Nate read those!
Also, you nailed my name. Perfect pronunciation. People normally say it like Jarren. See you in Charlotte, Dusty!
You forgot the most popular garbage song of all time - “I Love Trash” by Oscar the Grouch.
Bazooka has so many unintentionally hilarious references. The 'pee' comment was fantastic! Keep 'em coming!
Until we put an end to it, my in laws refused to spend money on normal garbage bags. Instead, they would use grocery store plastic bags. Then NJ stopped providing bags for customers. Not to worry, my father in law started walking through the produce section stealing produce plastic bags to use as garbage bags. The good news with those is, they're super strong and NEVER break spilling garbage all over the kitchen.
At least this helps to explain why my wife tears paper towels in half to save money. Evidently cheapness is hereditary.
To find the general limits of your property, look for the county appraiser map of your area. A lot of areas have them online. The map on Zillow will also show property lines. It is not super accurate, but it is good for a general idea. How close you own up to the road depends on how large the right-of-way is. You would need a survey to find out exactly where that is.
R.I.P. Bob Newhart...
"We would appreciate it if oBituary Bates would start Punching Down more instead of Punching Up at us."
Kind regards,
The C.C.S.A.
aka (The Coalition of Celebrities Still Alive)
When I was in pharmacy school we had to anonymously review the class/teacher after each quarter. In one of my reviews I said the teacher was a “dumpster fire.” Years later I was talking with one of the teachers that was still there and he mentioned a review from my class calling that particular teacher a dumpster fire and how it gets mentioned in every post-quarter review session with all the staff. I still stand by my statement that he was a terrible teacher, but I could’ve probably used better wording.
I love how Beach Boy said Dusty’s idea was actually put in place 2,000 years ago and his response was “I’m ahead of my time.”
Regarding Aaron asking about where your property ends, technically (unless you're in a weird area that's different than most) you own to the middle of the road. Now the Right of Way (RoW) is the area where utilities, street, sidewalk, curb, etc is installed and you don't have a right to that area.
The grass between a sidewalk and curb is called terrace and you're in charge of mowing and shoveling the sidewalk.
Larry Bird was a great trash talker...also an actual garbage man before attending Indiana State.
Always interesting to listen to this as a Canadian. I think a garbage collector here makes 40$/hour! I can't imagine anyone here doing the job for 16$/hour (Ontario minimum wage is 15$/hour). And garbage collection here just comes out of our taxes, we don't have to set up an account up and pay individually. Although we do have some limits on how many garbage bags were allowed per week and there are some rural areas without collection. And I strongly agree with Dusty about litter. I can't stand when people litter, it shows such disregard and laziness and it's so easy to wait to throw something away into a garbage receptacle.
Aaron's been watching too much Dr. Phil. "We'll be right back."
Excellent podcast! The pee part really was fantastic
I love how fired up dusty is
I have a friend who designs clothing and shoes using plastics taken from the ocean (FL specifically). So there you go, a way to REUSE/RECYCLE trash!
Dusty coming to Boise!! Let's go folks.
We went to Dusty's show at Zanies Nashville for our friends birthday. It was so much fun! Poor Bates though... I took that same photo of The Lab poster which was Nateland sans Breakfast. I sent it to a friend, but did not send a screenshot of the photo.
The fact that the song “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” by Arlo Guthrie isn’t mentioned on the trash episode is criminal. Best song about trash and illegal dumping out there. And it’s also about thanksgiving.
Y’all missed one of the most iconic songs dealing with trash!!
Arlo Guthrie’s 1967 classic “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” is an almost 19 minute opus dedicated to dumping garbage from Alice’s Restaurant.
oh boy an episode I can relate to
❤YES! Finally a fellow leaf blower hater who is a prominent public figure!! I used to work 12hr night shifts as an RN, single mother with 3 kids young sons. Race home, get them off to school and try to sleep. The leaf blowers seriously made me want to go murderously ballistic. I couldn’t sleep and then the adrenaline kept me from getting any sleep. I live in the west, we have no water. Nothing is more infuriating than the transplanted Californians hosing down every single surface except leaf blowers. I agree and have been saying this for years-GET A BROOM and maybe sweat off some of that excess weight you are carrying!!!!❤You all, I look forward to Wednesdays every week!!!!!
Sry. I got kinda worked up about one of my pet peeves.😂 we’re having a good time!!!❤
Can't wait for the weekendt.
HE'S A PUBLIC FIGURE. I hope this becomes your new introduction. Its how i'm going to be introducing your comedy to all my friends who haven't heard of you..."Hey have you seen Dusty Slay? No, oh he's a public figure, you'd love him"
47:40 “AM?”
“…yeah.” 😂❤
I can’t even tell you how much I relate to Brian during the ad reading talking about getting pee on the shorts and then trying to get a word in to explain himself. I don’t relate to the pee thing. But the saying something and then trying to dig myself out of a hole and explain myself. 😂 Anyways, thanks for having the best podcast!
'Tennessee Trash' could be the name of somebody's next special...
,Let’s go folks! While a sidewalk is public walkway, you are responsible for the maintenance and repair of it. Is someone slips or falls in front of your house on that sidewalk, you could be held liable.
The amount Bunkers says “mhmm” per episode is wild.
Dusty: I have a feeling that restaurant in Richmond is Perly’s Delicatessen & Restaurant. Amazing chow. Well worth checking out!
No dumpster diving but recycle bin diving for coupons was very real in the 90s and early 2000’s for our family!
Aaron, you don’t have to give up video games when your baby is born. My husband would stay up playing video games and when he was done, he would dream feed our babies and come to bed (look up dream feed). I got to go to bed and get some uninterrupted sleep, he got to play video games, and the babies slept longer.
I brought my fiancé to see Dusty the last time he came to the Richmond funny bone. It was our first comedy show and he got us hooked. Glad to hear he is coming back to a full house.
Based off the description of the sandwich I’m guessing that it either came from Boychiks Deli or Park Lane Tavern. Hope you find it again.
Brian, the movie was “It’s a Wonderful Life” with Jimmy Stewart, not “The Graduate” with Dustin Hoffman that mentioned investing in plastics.
Incorrect
Word on that...Having a Good Time.. #WeAreGoingToBeSoHappy ...BOOM
Hey Aaron, not all prosthetics are aluminum. My husband has a voice prosthesis, post laryngectomy for cancer. And yes, it’s plastic! He has to replace it every 10-14 days…as he has for about 25 years.
My son got the early preview of NCAA25. He challenged me to a game. He was Georgia, I was Texas. I beat him by 3 touchdowns. I grew up on those games. How dare these young people challenge us to a classic!
I’m surprised Big Top Bates didn’t mention the 20 minute song “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie that specifically talks about a garbage dump. Also, it’s a bit of a protest song, so Dusty might love it.
And don't forget that Arlo also had a movie about the song!
Love when the BAD boys host the podcast.
Very surprised you guys didn't mention fellow "public figure" Bill Burr when talking about best trash talkers. He has a pretty famous set that he performed in Philadelphia where he talks trash to the whole audience the entire time. Very dirty but very funny. Only you guys could take a topic like 'trash' and make it funny. Love the show.
Hey Dusty, if you want an an example of the d-t swap you do at the end of words you can hear it at about the 50:25 mark. “This is goodt!”
Also, you should talk to Joe List about your shared leaf blower hatred. He agrees with you and yelled at his neighbor about it.
Are we all ignoring the great film Wall-e that deals with trash and compaction?
1:43:30 Dusty, again, using the sound the letter "T" makes whilst saying the word "road" to refer to a location he once found himself in in Tampa.