I am the actor who played Darius in the original take of this 1996 piece, thanks for the laughs, yours truly Captain 'Anus'.......Made my arm feel better....heehehe
An unexpected guest we see, Captain. Thank you. Thanks to Alfabusa, he's actually supporting 40k community with funny videos made by himself and his buddies like Eliphas and Karl.
Bruce Alfa don't know if you know but on the original video release 1996 Darius had an additional 7 minute scene where he is made up to look about 100 years old and he has a false mechanical arm which he says he lost in this battle many years before it's never been uploaded and I guess there are only a few of the original videos left...but if there's anyone out there with one please do...that way you could get your hands on it lol
man that dark angle can not catch a break from this then he in the most depressing chapter ever then leaves for the death watch only to become a recafe maid and then gets stuck in the god damn warp i feel sorry for him lol
To think that Eliphas gave the last scene a lot more meaning: For example, the way Krieger looks fearfully at the surviving Dark Angel marine implies that they murdered him to prevent him from knowing of the fallen or something.
+sicor94 This reminds me of my Rogue Traders Sessions when the main characters discover a new planet.... or decide to sabotage the enemies warp generators while on it....
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine could you be mine... Won't you be my neighbor! *THE CARNAGE BEGINS*
Well if copyright doesnt give you any trouble then I look forward to your parody. I do greatly enjoy the work you and your group do. One of the best parts of the day is seeing that your group has made a new video
@@LordVader1094 If I recall, Arch doesn't mind TTS. He mentioned on one of his D&D streams (can't remember which one, sorry). Arch seems to hate stupid stories (Every custodian in horus heresy books for example), but does not mind parodies. If you want a person who really does not like TTS, then look at Comissar Gamza.
5:15 Oh goody, Lord Zedd's joined Chaos and apparently he's summoned Walpurgisnacht to destroy both the Dark Angels and the Power Rangers, fan fucking tastic!
Oh Holy Emperor. After watching this for the billionth time, I realized the evil chaos lord's first lines are from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Fucking win! And now I totally ship Krieger and Captain Anus. HERSEY! LOL!
+Mardruk Zeik Well that was a fan movie, made by people who cared about w40k. It would be hard to make fun of GW shortcomings, but these guys could find a way.
I'm not sure how I feel about the new 40K tv series that is supposed to be coming out, but if it's anything like this or TTS. I'm going to be it's biggest fan.
despite taking the piss with the video, I couldnt remember what the original was called. I remember watching it like 12 years ago and it was one of my first forays into warhammer... and now that im into it again I couldnt remember wtf it was called. thank you. lol
If being the champion of Khorne grants you teeth as good as this Chaos Lord's, well... I'm sorry, Emprah. Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne and, most importantly, Milk for the Khorne Flakes, as milk is a source of calcium that is important for teeth and bones. 9 out of 10 Bloodthirsters approve, and the one who did not has been sacrificed
Karl could read the nutritional facts and ingredients off a candy bar and I would still be here giggling like a gremlin watching a coma victim get eaten but a roaming herd of feral cats.
i laughed my ass off so legends were true it was shitty beyond measure , added new voices made it bearable atleast watchable xD excellent work. Also this is why chaos always losses campaigns YOU CANNOT GET SHIT WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT , how you gonna follow orders.
Little did the inquisitor know, Captain Anus only pretended to be a pussy to allow the last surviving marine to find a artifact from Caliban. Then when the screen went black, Cypher just ran by like a fuckin muppet and then Anus executed Krieger. Another successful mission for the Dark Angels :D Yaaaay
Makes you wonder what Captain Anus had been doing for around 300 years, Because I spy 3 Service Studs. Wonder if he was always at the back of frontlines hence why he is pathetic for an Astartes.
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I am the actor who played Darius in the original take of this 1996 piece, thanks for the laughs, yours truly Captain 'Anus'.......Made my arm feel better....heehehe
An unexpected guest we see, Captain. Thank you.
Thanks to Alfabusa, he's actually supporting 40k community with funny videos made by himself and his buddies like Eliphas and Karl.
And........Thank you Nyancommissar!
Thanks To Alfabusa, Eliphas, and Karl and all the v/o cast and crew...................And to you Nyancommissar!
May the emperors light shine upon you, honourable battlebrother
Were you naturally that tall, or just wearing lifts?
QUICKLY.
IT NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION.
+Bruva Alfabusa Everything of which you guys do needs more god damn recognition!
Agreed.
+MadsDavidsonGames Double agreed. Oh, and two FUCKING HERETICS! disliked this.
Whatever you say, Captain Cactus.
Bruce Alfa don't know if you know but on the original video release 1996 Darius had an additional 7 minute scene where he is made up to look about 100 years old and he has a false mechanical arm which he says he lost in this battle many years before it's never been uploaded and I guess there are only a few of the original videos left...but if there's anyone out there with one please do...that way you could get your hands on it lol
I am so happy the regular tactical marine survived.
In the original, he didn't make it.
"Thank God the enemy was more retarted than us"
- Common victory cry by the Alfa legion
lmfao
SolariDenton true
SolariDenton HERESY! IT'S EMPEROR NOT GOD!
Well...what can we say. It's the Alfa Legion...
Funnily enough, that’s probably the common victory cry of the Alpha legion to...
man that dark angle can not catch a break from this then he in the most depressing chapter ever then leaves for the death watch only to become a recafe maid and then gets stuck in the god damn warp i feel sorry for him lol
Behemoth 3/3 actually came out, and I love this comment even more.
"We stare at each other awkwardly until the screen goes dark and words appear."
BEST.LINE.EVER.
+Henry Leighton Fulmer
And I'm here, too.
FUCK THE SHUT UP MARINE YOU WERE A SCRUB CHARACTER YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE!!!
"Anus do something ,this shit ain't loaded. "
That one line was better than the whole original.
For being a Chaos Lord, he has amazingly good dental hygiene.
the dark arts grant anything their followers and loyalists desire, including a nice devious smile. Join Chaos today! We have dental insurance!
To think that Eliphas gave the last scene a lot more meaning: For example, the way Krieger looks fearfully at the surviving Dark Angel marine implies that they murdered him to prevent him from knowing of the fallen or something.
YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE FALLEN! ASMODIA, MAKE HIM REPENT!
so pretty much a regular dark heresy session.
+sicor94 This reminds me of my Rogue Traders Sessions when the main characters discover a new planet.... or decide to sabotage the enemies warp generators while on it....
"ANUS DO SOMETHING, THIS SHIT AINT LOADED"...Man this is the best thing ever. Cant stop laughing.
Karl deserves an Oscar for this one.
+Henry Leighton Fulmer FEEL THE EMPERORS WRATH!!!!!!
Brother Malachai BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!
I love the way Chaos-Ganondorf looks at the Inquisitor like, "By Khorne, why are you screaming?"
This is the best episode of *"Doctor Who(?)"* I ever watched.
"Brother Mentula" In latin, Mentula means Penis XD
oh shite! i didnt catch that one! good job!
BRUDDER MENDULA IN BRUDDER ANUS XDDDDDDDDDD
Search Jari "Bull" Mentula, a Finnish bodybuilder. Also the most overused meme here in Finland :D
What a Dick! XDDDD
@@maukka1545 Huh. I didn't know that.
"?????????" ~ T. Some Khorne-guy
I love how Darius just revealed dark angels secret to Krieger to have an excuse to kill him.
I fucking love you Eliphas
but I thought you loved alfbusa...
ncrvako You can love several people
+Karl the Deranged I smell heresy here...
ncrvako You fucking know it ya wanka
+Karl the Deranged so this means that you are slaneshi not a khornate?
I just realised, this is a perfect representation of an average Dark Heresy game.
The production value of these 8 minutes is higher than everything on warhammer+ combined
I absolutely love how that marine is an actual deathwatch in the Behemoth series
3:52 I just realized that the guy talking is Calato from BEHEMOTH and ETSD!
good thing he survived
+Dingus Joe it was even said that the only weapon he could wield was a power sword.
The moment Krieger says first word you'll definitely know who actually says this.
god for the god god
Alpha Kitteh ded
BloolB FooF TheehT BloolB GoG
THRONES FOR THE THRONE THRONE!
So THIS is why Calato joined Deathwatch.
Well, i totally understand him, now x)
God damn magic techno bullshit.
Hi Zoran
+Brother Kardel All these vets I don't have enough sick dogs.
+John Aron NC!
BVargas78 I live free in there!
+ZoranTheBear I HATE NECRONIC TECHNO-MAGIC BULLSH_T!!!!!!
2:50 I think he says... "The Cringe Begins" XD
We're doing Dark Heresy 2ed rpg sessions back. Returned here for this gem of an inspiration.
Bless us with your mighty artifacts o Eliphas!
6:46 Is that Cave Story music that I hear? My life is now complete... Praised be Eliphas!
I seriously can't tell you how many times I've watched this.
This is pure warp dust, you guys should really do something like this for the Ultramarine Movie. :)
4:30 I must have laughed for atleast 3 minutes straight. You sir, made me spit all over my screen. I hope you're proud of yourself.
My Inquisitorial Gun!
Congrats to Karl Alphabusta and team for reaching 100,000 veiws. Michael Dwerryhouse AKA CAPTAIN DARIUS LOL.
3:51 lol this parody linked with behemoth series wow XD
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine could you be mine... Won't you be my neighbor!
*THE CARNAGE BEGINS*
"ANUS DO SOMETHING THIS SHIT AIN'T LOADED"
I am broken, holy shit
Better than the original
So true
+hanson666999 Were that praise any fainter it'd be invisible.
3:56 reference to Calato from the Behemoth?
This is better than the actual fucking movie.
Thank you Lord Eliphas for this quality content.
Whenever I see this in the related videos I start laughing without re-watching it.
Seriously this needs more views.
This was beautiful, would you consider doing this for the Ultramarine movie?
+Nathan4059 No google I wont give you my last name
Certainly, at given time. Though I gotta be sure I won't get a nasty copyright strike.
Well if copyright doesnt give you any trouble then I look forward to your parody. I do greatly enjoy the work you and your group do. One of the best parts of the day is seeing that your group has made a new video
Heh you gave RUclips your last name
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead eh, google kinda forced it with an unwanted update.
this is an actual fucking masterpiece holy shit. good to have you back after what, 3 months? years? whatever. it's good man.
4:56 This part is just pure gold.
someone should show this to archwarhammer. he gets pissed when warhammer is shown as dumb
Gordozin
Oh my God yes
Man he must really hate ITEHATTSD, then. Lol
@@LordVader1094 If I recall, Arch doesn't mind TTS. He mentioned on one of his D&D streams (can't remember which one, sorry). Arch seems to hate stupid stories (Every custodian in horus heresy books for example), but does not mind parodies.
If you want a person who really does not like TTS, then look at Comissar Gamza.
@@222oree you know he's a hard core white supremacists right? Like he doesn't even hide it anymore
@@God_gundam36 Huh? I didn't know that. Could I ask some proof... I can't remember him saying anything ralating to that on his streams...
Looks like space asthma is a serious issue among chaos space marines.
Specially nurgle
Erm. The remaining Space Marine just stood there while his Captain got his hands shot off? He really must hate him.
where do you think the helmet came from?
@@collinarter2470 He's still there at the end, though - the guy who says 'And I'm here too!' basically sat by and let it happen.
3:24 - 3:28
Why this moment is so damn funny???
+Sioolol "Uuueh, what the fuck is this shit?"
And he did sign up for deathwatch according to "BEHEMOTH"
It seems that youtube blacklisted this video from search results.
5:15 Oh goody, Lord Zedd's joined Chaos and apparently he's summoned Walpurgisnacht to destroy both the Dark Angels and the Power Rangers, fan fucking tastic!
This is the definition of ludicrous hilarity. I love it!
What is Karl the chaos god of?
+Primarch Alpharius high pitched shrieking? I didnt even think his voice could go that high. shows what i know.
+Primarch Alpharius Insanity Derrangement, parodies, and brutality.
Why did I think this had ANYTHING to do with the upcoming game xD
+Shas'O Swoll What upcoming game ?? WHAT UPCOMING GAME ????
Johan Dale
Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor - Martyr
Shas'O Swoll Oh, i knew that. Although not what we want in general, if it's good, i'll pick it up !
Ivore Surkuri Yep !
+Shas'O Swoll Oh I thought you talking about Eisenhorn.
for being a khorne lord he has very clean teeth i bet he has good dental
Oh Holy Emperor. After watching this for the billionth time, I realized the evil chaos lord's first lines are from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Fucking win! And now I totally ship Krieger and Captain Anus. HERSEY! LOL!
What about Damnatus: The Enemy Within?
+Mardruk Zeik Well that was a fan movie, made by people who cared about w40k. It would be hard to make fun of GW shortcomings, but these guys could find a way.
Ouh...Il date ce fan film!
Bonne idée de l'avoir parodié Eliphas!
I swear I thought he would just play the unaltered movie.
That's the tiniest space marine I've ever seen, like a little cossplayer
wtf was the demon saying
There we go.
I WAHNT MuH ARTIFACTTT!!!
is this inquisitor
secretly part of the blood ravens?
I'm not sure how I feel about the new 40K tv series that is supposed to be coming out, but if it's anything like this or TTS. I'm going to be it's biggest fan.
despite taking the piss with the video, I couldnt remember what the original was called. I remember watching it like 12 years ago and it was one of my first forays into warhammer... and now that im into it again I couldnt remember wtf it was called.
thank you. lol
That darksiders music tho
"I'm here too" "SHUT UP MARINE" :D
"Oh fuck it's a heretic..!" line. of. the. fucking. year. !.
This has a Doctor Who feel to It
This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen! It deserves so much more recognition!!
I keep coming back to this video, its just too funny to stop rewatching. Probably going to stop watching at the age of 76, goddamn Eliphas. Good job
Okay I watched it, looks fun. I'd like to go with at least two Daves.
Chaos lord singing the mr Rogers intro
When he said ????????? I felt that
If being the champion of Khorne grants you teeth as good as this Chaos Lord's, well... I'm sorry, Emprah. Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne and, most importantly, Milk for the Khorne Flakes, as milk is a source of calcium that is important for teeth and bones. 9 out of 10 Bloodthirsters approve, and the one who did not has been sacrificed
Karl could read the nutritional facts and ingredients off a candy bar and I would still be here giggling like a gremlin watching a coma victim get eaten but a roaming herd of feral cats.
3:58 - 4:06
HOLY SHIT ITS CALATO FROM ELIPHAS BEHEMOTH
I demand sequel. NAOW.
Fucking Karl and his majestic voice, makes everything so much better.
I didn't realize such a masterpiece existed until now.
i laughed my ass off so legends were true it was shitty beyond measure , added new voices made it bearable atleast watchable xD excellent work. Also this is why chaos always losses campaigns YOU CANNOT GET SHIT WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT , how you gonna follow orders.
I mean, it's better than what I could ever do.
Little did the inquisitor know, Captain Anus only pretended to be a pussy to allow the last surviving marine to find a artifact from Caliban. Then when the screen went black, Cypher just ran by like a fuckin muppet and then Anus executed Krieger.
Another successful mission for the Dark Angels :D Yaaaay
Wait wait, why the heck was Capatin Anus wearing a gas mask at 1:32 if the regular human inquisitor KRieger didnbt even need one?
1:19 Is that...Ewan mcgregor?
I can't stop watching this
Track list, pelase?
+Not Alpharius
Added in the description.
+Eliphas the Inheritor Praise the Em... I mean, thank you!
+Not Alpharius SAY IT SAY IT YOU HERTIC FUCK SAY IT
Ravendil?
i thought this was pretty fucking good.
Makes you wonder what Captain Anus had been doing for around 300 years, Because I spy 3 Service Studs. Wonder if he was always at the back of frontlines hence why he is pathetic for an Astartes.
Proofreader? you keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means.
+Hippie629
It's basically the one correcting possible English mistakes I could have done in the script, since English isn't my main language.
+Eliphas the Inheritor ah ok, I was just failing at making a princess bride reference.
+Eliphas the Inheritor
You need a new proofreader xD
+Mud Hut THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU DISSING MY WORK
U-Ugh no melord! I was just reciting my litanies of hatred xD
3:12 My thoughts when visiting any ancient/sacred place.
Masterfully done!
Hey bro did you rename this?
Great ending! XD Dark angels for life!!!
Suddenly, Surgam Identidem from Madoka Magica! All hail the God-Empress Madoka!
ALL HAIL THE GOD-EMPRESS!!
Is Krieger the elf from Ravandil Quest?
Karl the Deranged
Saw this in schola and from that moment on I knew this was what I wanted to be.