Simon did you know you can add characters that randomly pop up through your life such as class mates, colleagues and dates so you could become mates with all the sidemen
HEY there Simon. To get a successful audition for being a singer in bitlife you must have a high charisma stat in the game as well as perfect singing or instrument rank for guaranteed results. Hope this helps.
@@ahmedmohsen8016 Start doing physical activities when your character is young, as soon as possible. Gym, walking, martial arts and in school after you get your physical stats up join football in school
I think you aren’t getting the audition because you went to juvi and because your looks are low. You need to customise your attributes before you create your person, and make your looks 100%. Musician is the highest paying job for a woman on the game (specifically singer) so if you do it successfully you’ll be rich. Also, if you want to be rich as a guy, become a basketball player or American Football in America (con: you have to keep training and it takes a while to get good). If you want to be rich quick, choose to be born in a country with a monarchy, then chose your status as Prince or Princess. Then if you get bored of being royal, just press abdicate. Being famous will also get you more social media followers
Make one where it’s you and JJ’s son, you’ll have to marry gay, convert your husbands name to JJ then turn into your son and then just try and live the best life you can.
Simon if you pick your special trait as football and then become the captain of the football team in school and college by pressing work harder, you can become a football player
simon: “talia’s a goody two-shoes she wouldn’t do anything”
talia: *proceeds to roundhouse kick a girl to her throat*
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
@@jesuslovesyou2616 no he didn't
@@jesuslovesyou2616 lol
@@jesuslovesyou2616 The girl Talia kicked also died
@@jesuslovesyou2616 So did Superman.
Do this again but with Talia herself next time! That would be entertaining
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
Talia Tuesday?
@@jesuslovesyou2616 brother, if you want to save people, do it irl, most people find it annoying when done online
@@jesuslovesyou2616 so is should sin, right?
@@jesuslovesyou2616 Then I should sin to not make his sacrifice in vain.
This series is really good and Simon just makes it so entertaining. Possibilities of characters are endless as well.
Yep
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
Osh
simon - "31 is way to early to propose to someone"
also simon - proposes to talia at 29
i thought this
Fr 😂
Lmmfao
Bought to say this😂
20:29
*The police were unable to secure Simon's release*
"YES SIMON!"
LMAOO
You need to add people to the game so they can come up in the scenarios e.g adding JJ in so you might randomly come across him while you are playing.
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
@@jesuslovesyou2616 woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@jesuslovesyou2616 who
Clicked on straight away. Absolutely love this hope it becomes a regular series/occurrence of videos 👍🏽
Same
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
Simon, you need to do one on JJ's life now man.
Yesss
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
The reason Talia didn’t become a singer was because she had a criminal record from juvenile detention
It’s because the voice skills weren’t 100%
And the looks
@@cordayacool7966 He made the skill 100%
Simon did you know you can add characters that randomly pop up through your life such as class mates, colleagues and dates so you could become mates with all the sidemen
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
@Jesus loves you who asked???
HEY there Simon. To get a successful audition for being a singer in bitlife you must have a high charisma stat in the game as well as perfect singing or instrument rank for guaranteed results. Hope this helps.
Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss
He had full singing
Them talking about being engaged at 31 is too early is funny, considering simon is 30 and already married
Try to be a football player in the prem or an athlete in general.
Please basketball
how can you be an athlete i tried so many times but I can't do it
@@ahmedmohsen8016 I have done it a few times it depends what ur character traits are
@@ahmedmohsen8016 Start doing physical activities when your character is young, as soon as possible. Gym, walking, martial arts and in school after you get your physical stats up join football in school
@@ahmedmohsen8016 and try hard in the school football team
2 months ago
Engeged at 31? That's to soon
Now: Simon is 29, Talia is 25 and boom...
They are actually engeged
Saying no to hook ups was so jokes😂
Simon without context 💀 18:05
Fr😂💀✊🏻🔥
12:20 this aged drastically well
It was kinda wholesome to see talia getting involved in this 😂
Simon reminding us he winning at life 0:20
1:27
"We went to blow Bubbles"
*Guy named Bubbles* : 😏😏
They were also 4
@@whocouldthisbe111 WHY ME
@@whocouldthisbe111 Yeah I noticed but you replied to me so I thought it was aimed toward me XD
10:40 … Now you’re 31 Simon.
2:14 Wow okay Simon! Are you an expert in that field yeah? 😂
For Talia Tuesday, Talia should be Simon on bitLife😂❤️
A BitLife video every Friday would be great
Every day more like 🤣
this as a Talia Tuesday where she acts as you and makes the decisions she thinks you would 😂
It was funny how he celebrated that the police failed to save him, then realised he died.
"don't get any ideas" funny how they're engaged now
I have set myself a challenge to find all the faces in the home picture. 🤣🤣
Way too soon hey Talia, we see you guys🤣🤣🤣 2023 gang
I’d love to see Simon play as Jj !!
Lol you made Ethan the dog 🤣
Simon, you should add all the Sidemen into the game in the settings > custom people > add custom person
12:28
“That’s way too soon”
love this series , keep it up
you’re now married and have a dog
This should be a series
1:31 that’s weird cuz I literally found that song yesterday and I’ve been obsessed
He must have forgot he killed some one at the start but at the end he said he had a good life
Simon was planning to propose and talia said not sooner than 31 he Fr dying inside 😂
the way he said 'roundhouse kick to her throat' so casually as if he/she WOULDNT be injured loool lmaooo
10:44 "We gon, we gon, we gon f*ck, we gon f*ck" 😭
This aged well with them now being married
Knowledge strength and integrity u should do next
You should’ve had talia next to you to decide the options
“Love my vagina !!”
Made me spit out my drink 🤣
Love the vids man
I think you aren’t getting the audition because you went to juvi and because your looks are low. You need to customise your attributes before you create your person, and make your looks 100%. Musician is the highest paying job for a woman on the game (specifically singer) so if you do it successfully you’ll be rich. Also, if you want to be rich as a guy, become a basketball player or American Football in America (con: you have to keep training and it takes a while to get good). If you want to be rich quick, choose to be born in a country with a monarchy, then chose your status as Prince or Princess. Then if you get bored of being royal, just press abdicate. Being famous will also get you more social media followers
Play as Simon so we know what happened.........maybe he tried to roundhouse his kidnappers and that's why he died🤣🤣🤣
loveee this series
Gotta love the bitlife series
Love this Series
You should do this as a Talia tuesday
The sidemen should play bitlife but you each get a year😂 Would be so funny
The clickbait you could of had with the title being named "The end of Behzinga" 🤣🤣
2:31
"Now that's a *LOTTA DAMAGE* "
You should do more of these, they are great
Simon!?!🤦♂️...I'm sure there's a potential kidnapper rubbing his hands and doing an evil laugh after hearing this.
22:08
why didnt simon save this for talia tuesday lol
I am loving this series
You didnt regret that you killed someone but that you got kidnaped
I honestly recon, the way things are going for him, Jake Paul might honestly die age 57 from drugs! 😂 Keep up the great work Simon! 🔥
Please do another one bro
2:31 😭💀💀 this caught off guard
Play as JJ and Marry yourself 😂😂😂 yes I am making a Ksimon joke
Simon - special talent - music
Me dying of laughter
Why?
He has banging songs. And he write great bars, you should see the Rap or Crap videos
@@P3TER_Official23 no its talia lol
Can you make more bitlife videos please love the content bro
Do david beckham bitlife
Play as JJ
pleaaase do one of these as JJ, easy title and would be a jokes video lmaooo
you should do the sidemen on bitlife
20:30 This is exactly the same as Ksi meme saying "YES YES YES YES.... NO NO FUCK NO NO"
Ngl I like the new Bitlife series, keep it up!
This is a great series
you can hit the back button to take you back to the previous screen instead of going through the whole ordeal to get back to it
Proposed at 31 you wish.... That aged well
Simon do your own life i think it would be really funny keep up the great work man
i think it's pretty obvious who's the next life. it's GOT to be JJ
It’s come so far that Simon is playing with Talia 😂😂
12:35 don’t get ideas about proposing at 31 a few months later proposes at 29
This could be a Talia Tuesday - talia becomes you on bitlife
I really like this series you know!
You can add characters and also you can change your characters attributes at the start when creating the character such as looks and smarts
For special careers, singer example, join the choir and do anything musical while in school
"Roundhouse kick to her throat"
ooohhhhh I felt that
Im pretty sure to become a singer, you need to join the music cliques in school and music club in uni.
Do ksi next bro love your video keep up the great work ❤👌
NGL I laughed pretty hard when the millionaire said I have to pay 89p hell no! And then agreed to the 8.99
Looking forward to this
Yea I'm the 26th comment🎉🎉🎉....... Notice your beard you're really trying to make ksi jealous of you're beard 😂🤣🤣
You can increase the looks by going for runs , going to the gym , getting a tan, getting pedicures
Lol loved it, really appreciate you playing BitLife Simon💙💙
this is the closest talia is going to get to marrying and having children with simon for the next few years loll
Make one where it’s you and JJ’s son, you’ll have to marry gay, convert your husbands name to JJ then turn into your son and then just try and live the best life you can.
Pls do Lord Olajide Olayinka Williams Olatunji!!!
Imagine putting 6% looks on your girlfriend with god mode😤
She named the baby bertie the same as in streamer life simulator
Simon if you pick your special trait as football and then become the captain of the football team in school and college by pressing work harder, you can become a football player
this should straight up be a talia tuesday
Simon play out jj's life I beg 😂
Do jj mate
Loving the work as well 👍👌