Did it bother you when Talia told him to cut both of the ends of the onion off. I always cringe when people do that. I always laugh when people don't know how to properly dice onion. It's not that hard. I also found it strange that she had him wet the bread with water. Why wouldn't they just use bread crumbs, or toast the bread and turn it into bread crumbs. Those are some weird meatballs. 😂
For the sauce. 2 tablespoons of salt 2 tablespoons of sugar 1/2 a cup of olive oil 2 large tins of canned tomatoes 8 sprigs of basil Add all these to a blender, or use an immersion blender, then you have a ready pizza/pasta sauce. Don’t heat it up before putting it on a pizza, but most definitely heat it up before serving with pasta. If you want the pasta sauce to be thicker just keep it on heat for longer.
Me too sorted food are amazing but to be fair they were on good mythical morning a couple years a go which is quite big, dont know whats wrong with people theyre missing out aha
Talia had the home team advantage. I'd love to see this again but trying to do English food. Then a third episode with a completely different food (Mexican, Egyptian, etc.).
I need more!! I loved this. What if Simon learns his favorite meals then when that dies down do guests favorite meals and hopefully it’s something new that Simon has to try
@@AxxLAfriku bruh stay at school for your parents and for future jobs. 40k ain't a reason to quit whe u have millions of subscribers then u got a reason to quit
Simon, don't get discouraged from cooking bro, your food tasted bland because you legit forgot the most important ingredient, SALT. You need to add a bit of Salt to everything, Salt brings out flavor in every food, even pastries have their pinch of salt.
as a beginner in cooking its extremely common to really underseason food. it takes a lot more seasoning than you think. Most likely Simon just didnt put any salt in it at all
Loved the vid. Was nice seeing the Sorted studio. You should collab with them more. They could even turn Jamie and Mike in half-decents cooks. Oh, and if you are wondering where the flavour is in you pasta, it "might" be in the half an onion you chucked away and the half carrot you ate instead of added in. Also, no way that mince gets all the flavouring from half a sausage?
Simon keep doing what you are doin everyone loves you dont let the hate get to you think of all the good comments and i can say this for a lot of people that you are my favorite sidemen member
When he says he can’t cook I’m sure he doesn’t mean that he can’t cook anything. You don’t need to be a professional chef to be able to cook simple meals.
Ngl think they should make this a series, talia teaches simon to cook would be a good watch
Nah he should get different poeple to teach him how to cook
@@ishi7800 Either is fine tbh👍🏼
@Jake Paul is👑 bro get a job
10:22
@Jake Paul is👑 who?
I love that Simon includes John and James in his content. They are so entertaining.
This should be a new series of Simon learning how to cook
Episode 2: JJ teaches him how to bake🤣🤣
@@arpanbhattacharya7276 they'd probably blow up the kitchen
i beg he does it. Once a month doing this but just different dishes would be so cool
Freezy already does this
Yes
As a chef of nearly 8 years, I can happily say I’ve never come across someone as completely incompetent as you Simon 😂
Did it bother you when Talia told him to cut both of the ends of the onion off. I always cringe when people do that. I always laugh when people don't know how to properly dice onion. It's not that hard. I also found it strange that she had him wet the bread with water. Why wouldn't they just use bread crumbs, or toast the bread and turn it into bread crumbs. Those are some weird meatballs. 😂
@@Dabirdz2099 lmao why are you so triggered
You haven't met me yet
Simon saying he'd be unhappy being served his dish... me as a university student thinking it looks delicious
well yes one is a millionaire and another is 50,000 in debt. of course your standards are much lower
My pasta slaps
@@woodinamedso3454 that's a violation XD
He has a private cook.
@@woodinamedso3454 oh my.. 😂
"I put my heart and soul into this"
"It tastes of nothing"
Makes sense to me.
simon rly threw away half an onion and a carrot and is confused why it didn't turn out great lmaooo
LMFAOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THE ONION
Talia didn't use the other half of her onion either
those were not the reasons it wasn’t good lol
You really need to know how cooking works mate!
that's not the reason...he didn't add any seasonings .
Need a full season of you two doing this with different dishes, can throw JJ in there when Simon needs "assistance" 😂
Talia looks so stressed throughout this video then there’s Simon just rubbing some meat 😭✋
Wtf
Mad sentence
Sticking to what he's good at
Rubbing who’s meat…
Their sex life in a nutshell
For the sauce.
2 tablespoons of salt
2 tablespoons of sugar
1/2 a cup of olive oil
2 large tins of canned tomatoes
8 sprigs of basil
Add all these to a blender, or use an immersion blender, then you have a ready pizza/pasta sauce. Don’t heat it up before putting it on a pizza, but most definitely heat it up before serving with pasta.
If you want the pasta sauce to be thicker just keep it on heat for longer.
Simon: "My onions are a lot bigger than this"
Talia: *Dissapointed face*
Also Talia: *Confused face* ok..
@Jake Paul is👑 Talia 👑 > joke pool 🤢
@Jake Paul is👑 will u stop commenting when Jake loses?
@Odean Smith it has happened.
i love when cameramen are actually included a bit in the videos
I love that Sorted food is getting more recognition
Came looking for this comment!
Yesss been watching them for years now they're hilarious
Me too sorted food are amazing but to be fair they were on good mythical morning a couple years a go which is quite big, dont know whats wrong with people theyre missing out aha
Ngl i’m hoping for some cameo of Sortedfood members
Simon being consistent, so that he won't lose to Charli and Will Smith.
Tbh the Sidemen and SortedFood collabs have been nothing but a blessing. I'm so glad that they came to be.
Amen! :D
This’d be a great series. Whether it be with talia, or with a new guest each time!
the face that talia makes everytime simon makes a joke XD
You should do a debrief, where Talia watches the (extended) footage and tells what's wrong with Simon's food
I don’t know how Simon hasn’t surpassed 10 mil yet…The quality of his videos is so good. Big up Simon 🔥
Talia had the home team advantage. I'd love to see this again but trying to do English food. Then a third episode with a completely different food (Mexican, Egyptian, etc.).
Love it! Are you guys going to be doing some content with Sorted Food? 😍😍😍
They have on multiple occasions on the sidemen channel
@Jake Paul is👑 Poor baby Jake Pauler got no likes? Oh wah go get some kisses from daddy Jakey to make it feel better.
@Jake Paul is👑 no u
It would be cool, they did two cook offs with them (the Sidemen with Sorted Food) which was fun.
Re watching once again bc this was such a great video. Wish he’d do more cooking with Talia ngl
Not even half way through the video qnd this is one of my favourite videos Simon has done
Already watched this when it came out, reels brought me back and now I want more
U watch too much ig my friend
This kitchen RUclips trend is pretty dooe
Simon always consistent with his bangers 💪🏼
simon: why doesn’t mine taste as good?
also simon: throws half an onion and eats half a carrot for the sauce😂
simon and talia cooking content! love that
@Jake Paul is👑 says the jake paul fanboy 💀
@Jake Paul is👑 so can we see a real picture of you Maybee as your profile picture than we can talk 😉
@Jake Paul is👑 Jake is not 👑
@Jake Paul is👑 Talia is better than joke pool 💀
I need more!! I loved this. What if Simon learns his favorite meals then when that dies down do guests favorite meals and hopefully it’s something new that Simon has to try
16:45 the poor lad trying to figure out which mystic being sabotaged his food 😭🤣🤣
I would love to watch a version of this with Ben from Sorted and Talia’s family commenting in the live viewing room the Sorted crew have
simon posting two videos in a week ? get him to 10 mil!
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear
@@AxxLAfriku bruh stay at school for your parents and for future jobs. 40k ain't a reason to quit whe u have millions of subscribers then u got a reason to quit
Love the kitchen set up 💖
Well Sorted has been doing this for a while in that studio
I mean it’s a studio. So…
2:36 Talia looks genuinely mad LMAO 😂
Their relationship is just so wholesome to see 😍😍
There a penis joke every 3 seconds 😂
I've really enjoyed this video, hopefully it becomes a series
Simon : a ballbag size
Talia literally in 0.5 seconds : YEA!!
She knows her balls
I don't wanna even know what Talia considers as big meatballs if those weren't big. I would make 3 meatballs from 1 of those.
simon packing confirmed
3:36 - I choked on my food at this very exact moment!!
Simon, don't get discouraged from cooking bro, your food tasted bland because you legit forgot the most important ingredient, SALT. You need to add a bit of Salt to everything, Salt brings out flavor in every food, even pastries have their pinch of salt.
Yeah the salt was missing
One of the best videos i have ever seen. You 2 are the cutest couple ever
Learning how to cook this should be a series or a couple version with other couples
as a beginner in cooking its extremely common to really underseason food. it takes a lot more seasoning than you think. Most likely Simon just didnt put any salt in it at all
Plot twist: Simon actually a master chef he just made it bad intentionally so he doesen't have to cook at home again :)
by far the best youtuber just needs to be more active i swear you be poppingggg
Should’ve been a back to back with ebbers 😂
@UCHd0fy_S5I_k4U-C6b-XsaQ oh just bugger off mate
I love that Simon is doing stuff with sorted I wanna see the sidemen to a pass it on!
@Jake Paul is👑 Reply back in 5 minutes if Jake isn't a nonce 💀
@@lbn100 6mins later and no reply. W for u sir
@Jake Paul is👑 person with no life spotted
You two make a good pair, really fun to watch
2:37 the face of absolute frustration 😅😅😅
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a video in a long time 😂😂😂
Loved the vid. Was nice seeing the Sorted studio. You should collab with them more. They could even turn Jamie and Mike in half-decents cooks.
Oh, and if you are wondering where the flavour is in you pasta, it "might" be in the half an onion you chucked away and the half carrot you ate instead of added in.
Also, no way that mince gets all the flavouring from half a sausage?
Make this a series. I’d watch this again
I laughed too hard when he threw the mince in that bowl "Kobe"
The way he threw the pasta at the wall 😅😅
I love sorted food so I noticed the kitchen immediately and this video just made me so happy.
30 seconds in and simon's already pissed her off👍
I've got too one minute and they've both pissed each other off-
this vid gonna be a banger 😂
WE NEED ANOTHER COOKING VIDEO WITH TALIA!!!! IVE WATCHED THIS 20x ALREADY :D
“Extra virgin, it’s made for me” 🤣🤣
@Jake Paul is👑 You got no humour
Simon keep doing what you are doin everyone loves you dont let the hate get to you think of all the good comments and i can say this for a lot of people that you are my favorite sidemen member
simon cutting onions and carrots made me feel good about my cooking skills lmao
Can't wait for Simon to say "welcome back to back to back" next time😂
Yaaay shout-out to sortedfood, I love their channel. Would love to see you learn how to cook from chef ben
The way Talia faces the camera when Simon makes some jokes😂💀
now we need to see simon getting taught to cook, by ben and the others in sorted!
Omg even the pasta water in the sauce, love someone making it proppr. She's also very bad ass, what a elite couple we need more vids
this is a fun video, love it! hopefully Simon will take us on a learning how to cook journey
i love when they interact with the backstage ppl and camera ppl
Behz got violated on a Sidemen Sunday when he cooked and now Simon gets violated xD . Talia tasted both the dishes !
@1:43
A cube is a 3 Dimensional Square, which is called a dice when it has dots on it (for playing).
A cuboid is a 3 Dimensional Rectangle.
It baffs me that at nearly 30 years old, Simon can't cook anything for himself.
I’m sure he ain’t the only 30 year old who can’t lmao
Who says he can't cook anything though?
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x himself
When he says he can’t cook I’m sure he doesn’t mean that he can’t cook anything. You don’t need to be a professional chef to be able to cook simple meals.
cry¿
Surely Simon knows how to dice an onion. Also this should be series and they should make different stuff each time. Pizza next please
literally my mums screaming DON'T PLAY WITH FOOD, meanwhile Simon: 3:06 😂😂
The violations on Minters food were mad 😂😂😂 loved it
As an italian i'm obsessed with talia speaking italian. The iTALIAening
Talias face everytime Simon makes a joke about his meat and balls I can't lmaoo
You know i was actually struggling today but this vedio put a smile on my face and i haven't watched 10 minutes
Nah it was a dope video but cos of my shirt day I couldn’t enjoy it as much🤦🏼♂️
We need more of the two of you
I could never have imagined miniminter and Talia to be in the sorted kitchen. Is this an alternate universe? XD
Yall should do this again. Really enjoyable
Alternative title: 17 minutes of Simon getting violated
Loved this video keep up the good content and i hope you make another one of these
2:34 talias reaction 💀💀
Videos with Talia: We liked that
Simon and Talia were both making amazing jokes in this vid
This video BANGS!! Well done Simon
Your relationship is so honest. If I told my girlfriend her cooking was bad, best know I’m in the dog house 🐶
Hi you replied to my comment once saying to look at u and talia cooking just watched this it was amazing btw keep up the good work I love your vids
Talia’s reactions to Simon in this were hilarious
cooking is all about the hands and love you put in it
I feel so bad for Simon😭, he was full on triggered at the end🤣
Let’s get this man to 10 million subscribers
legend is back no pun intended
Simon:had she ever told me to put it in😂😂😂
talia was so fed up 😂
These two are so underrated 😂💚
Cooking with my Fiancée!
we need a part 2
Get this man to 10 mil
Simon had some sick one liners in this video, cracked me up
Just get this man to 10mil thats all he want.. lets go fellas
Love sorted food and sidemen making videos together. More please.
This was such an entertaining watch, this would be such a banger of a series if it continues 🔥
Aww I love these guys sm together☺️☺️