Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yippeeee!
Fun fact: in the immediate aftermath of the Vietnam war, a special demilitarised zone was established in a suburb of Saigon. Its purpose was to provide accommodation and administration facilities for international peace-keeping observers. As a CIA operative, Seagal was posted to the de-militarised zone from its establishment. Unfortunately, he misunderstood his orders and ate it.
In 1999 I was working at a popular nightclub in Toronto when DMX turned up with a small entourage. He was hanging out in the area I was working and at the end of the night it was my job to give him the bill. We'd sold him two full bottles of liquor, which at the time was illegal. He was in the alley outside smoking a blunt with his mates and was extremely polite and friendly to me when I showed him the bill. He took out the biggest wad of cash I've ever seen, still to this day, and tipped something like 40%. I saw a lot of famous people at that bar, including Prince, Denzel Washington, Wesley Snipes, David Hasselhoff, etc, but DMX was the most personable by far. RIP DMX!
@@senseiseagal1983 he told another youtube channel some of them already. I highly recommend watching Titus Paar on redeyereviews. It's an incredible interview. Also Titus has a youtube channel with REALLY GOOD STUFF. That's outside of the seagal camo
Master quantitative trader seagal was warning SBF the dangers of his exchange operations but he said SBF was playing league of legends instead of listening, if only he listened
Steven Frederick Seagull is the master of the kfc and buffets The bloated Glazed ham with Eddie Munster hairline is a black belt in Bacon triple cheeseburgers
OMG!!! Is that "son" who has red hair and works in the bar......is he the bully from A Christmas Story?????? I think he IS!!!! (I am so sorry Christmas Story kid! Your career took a HARD left at some point!!!)
"Cocaine IS a hell of a drug." --Me agreeing with Rick James "Yep." --Seagal agreeing with *me* ... (I do wonder 🤔, I really do, whether drugs play a role in Seagal's decisions. Even cocaine -- Artie Lange managed to maintain a very heavy weight during his *own* coke days before heroin. Eh, maybe insanity is a drug by itself.)
Haha, worshippers and future cult members, this channel is so well put together and hilarious too. A little tidbit. I'm old and remember sea gull just beginning his " career " and from the very beginning it was clear to see that steph was going to be another one of those talentless prima donnas along with the spousal abuse charges but the gall was only relieving himself of the stress that method actors are plagued with and needing some chop chop.but had no idea how far stevie would fall into the abyss
So if Steven raised this guy who shot Morgan Freeman's brother then that says a lot about Seagal's writing. Assuming he writes anything to begin with. He probably snorts some white dust and rambles while someone else tries to make sense of it. I swear these movies feel like a drugged out recap of stuff that may or may have not happened. I would get high to try and go along with the movie but then again I have learned from our sensei it is better to sleep through them. 😁
You know a channel's good stuff when people start going thri your whole back catalogue looking for more... lol. In other news, I wonder if Sensei Sticky Buns hatewatches? Somebody that self obsessed, you just KNOW he's online looking himself up. 😂
all this shaming on Seagal, i admit its funny cause his latest movies are trash but i bet a 1000 bucks that nobody in this comment section or the haters wouldnt actually dare to throw a punch at him.
Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yippeeee!
Hahahaha. Well played sir, well Played.
Thanks, i only hope that someone starts a "Kukido" school. A Dojoke, but still worth doing..
Made me spit my dinner out
@@Skipjack7814 haha dojoke,
KUKI !!!!
The man is a MONSTER
When he said now u owe me some of tht good pssy lmao that girl probably had to see a shrink for the rest of her life
I've lost my father in 2021 due to lung cancer, but it's fine now... I found seagal.
You are far better off with big poppa panda tits
I love this channel I’ve literally watched all your videos! I love the boondocks references they are always on point
Thanks legend 🙏🙏🤘
Fun fact: in the immediate aftermath of the Vietnam war, a special demilitarised zone was established in a suburb of Saigon. Its purpose was to provide accommodation and administration facilities for international peace-keeping observers. As a CIA operative, Seagal was posted to the de-militarised zone from its establishment. Unfortunately, he misunderstood his orders and ate it.
If I had a say in the industry, you would write all the action movies arguments!
That kid was the least experienced actor in Beyond The Law yet had the most acting chops.
Bet he walks more than Sea Gal in all of his movies combined.
Big daddy Seagal is the real cookie monster
Simply Seagawful
I did the Zoltan sign!!!! I’m proud it too!
OMG! I Smell an Oscar Coming!
Top rate editing. And filming. Well don’t forget directing. Of course, producing, too. It’s all Oscar worthy.
I assume you must be talking about every Seagal movie. Your description covers every film he has been involved with.
"Im tired of telling you over and over again the same mufuckin thang '....😂😂😂😂
You know that I know that you know I know and I know that’s how I know!
Fantastic stuff, my new favorite channel!!
Thanks Eric. Welcome to the group my man 👍🙏
Judo Gene made Seagal skid marked for death.
9:36 Same here @sensaiseagal, but we were born on DARK nights ON the turnip trucks. Only Richie can vouch us in. Oh wait....
In 1999 I was working at a popular nightclub in Toronto when DMX turned up with a small entourage. He was hanging out in the area I was working and at the end of the night it was my job to give him the bill. We'd sold him two full bottles of liquor, which at the time was illegal. He was in the alley outside smoking a blunt with his mates and was extremely polite and friendly to me when I showed him the bill. He took out the biggest wad of cash I've ever seen, still to this day, and tipped something like 40%. I saw a lot of famous people at that bar, including Prince, Denzel Washington, Wesley Snipes, David Hasselhoff, etc, but DMX was the most personable by far. RIP DMX!
Hasselhoff, lol
You also need to make a shirt with one of the great ones saying, "TAKE ME SOME PLACE WHERE I CAN FIND SOME DRUGS AN WOMEN ".
Papa Seagal continue puffing you tussler!
These are the funniest videos I've seen in a while! I'm trying to watch all of them
we need more of comrade Seagal in Korea
he's starting to remind me alot of Penn from Penn and Teller...
That creepy whisper he uses to sound tough. Never was a fan until this channel
Hey we just met a guy who directed one of these seagal movies. He told us some funny stories
Oh I would love to hear those stories. I can only imagine.
@@senseiseagal1983 he told another youtube channel some of them already. I highly recommend watching Titus Paar on redeyereviews. It's an incredible interview. Also Titus has a youtube channel with REALLY GOOD STUFF. That's outside of the seagal camo
Damn typeo " camp"
Yes I have heard of Titus. I believe he worked with Seagal on The Perfect Weapon. That little chestnut is coming up soon.
Thanks for the tip 👍
“Because Stephen Seagal is an absolute monster”!
That explains it. Seagull is not human.
Seagal all day, every damn day!
At the buffet whispering “yum yum”
"It's Dark and Hell is Hot" is almost as good as Sensei Seagal.
Now you're just being absurd. Nothing is close to Sensei Seagal
@@senseiseagal1983 Yes, sir. I stand corrected.
Master quantitative trader seagal was warning SBF the dangers of his exchange operations but he said SBF was playing league of legends instead of listening, if only he listened
Steven Frederick Seagull is the master of the kfc and buffets
The bloated Glazed ham with Eddie Munster hairline is a black belt in Bacon triple cheeseburgers
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG!!! Is that "son" who has red hair and works in the bar......is he the bully from A Christmas Story?????? I think he IS!!!! (I am so sorry Christmas Story kid! Your career took a HARD left at some point!!!)
"Cocaine IS a hell of a drug."
--Me agreeing with Rick James
"Yep."
--Seagal agreeing with *me* ...
(I do wonder 🤔, I really do, whether drugs play a role in Seagal's decisions. Even cocaine -- Artie Lange managed to maintain a very heavy weight during his *own* coke days before heroin. Eh, maybe insanity is a drug by itself.)
it is
it is so awesome
Cocaine doesn't always make people skinny. There is a thing called "coke bloat."
You know, that he knows, that you know, that he knows, that you know(~) you're gonna get all your Mother F*cking birthdays "snatched".
That's the coke cough when u get the "drip" goin down ur throat
who is that desperate as to agree to be in his movies
Iam going to get the "I LOVE THE FUCK OUT COOKIES" Tattooed on my forearm.
We used to call Seagal types that all the sudden change their accents wegros.
QUICKLY!!!
SBF, that's gold.
Haha, worshippers and future cult members, this channel is so well put together and hilarious too. A little tidbit.
I'm old and remember sea gull just beginning his " career " and from the very beginning it was clear to see that steph was going to be another one of those talentless prima donnas along with the spousal abuse charges but the gall was only relieving himself of the stress that method actors are plagued with and needing some chop chop.but had no idea how far stevie would fall into the abyss
MOJO PRIEST, C A N DANCE LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON, USES THE MEDS CALLED FULLOFSHIT, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY HIS FIGHTING PARAPLEGIC 😊😊😂
1:04 and 1:08 His head has two different shapes.
To be honest that scene 14:46 is pretty badass. Seagal sound alive XD
I love how the actor that's playing his son channels his inner Seagal to be intimidating. 😂😂😂😂
RIP DMX
Sensei Nagger Nubbly
Why is he trying to speak like Al Pacino? Something else that makes this movie more stupid 😂😂
Zultan
There’s nothing about that dude that looks like Tom Brady. Bad call sir!
Sorry- Charlie Sheen is Above the Law ⭐
Sensei Spoiled Mayo.
Seagal and Bankman Fried. Did you get those names off of one of those "who runs media lists" that Yeezy dropped
Seagal refuses to run anything or anywhere. He sits whenever possible
Is there a Hard to Kill review? Love your channel brah.
Not yet. It's coming soon brother. Thanks for the support my man 🙏🙏🤘
@@senseiseagal1983 of course the movie should be titled "Impossible to Kill"
So ooo funny!
So if Steven raised this guy who shot Morgan Freeman's brother then that says a lot about Seagal's writing. Assuming he writes anything to begin with. He probably snorts some white dust and rambles while someone else tries to make sense of it. I swear these movies feel like a drugged out recap of stuff that may or may have not happened. I would get high to try and go along with the movie but then again I have learned from our sensei it is better to sleep through them. 😁
If Bush’s was alive he would want to be Steven Seagal
I thought Eddie Munster was Seagal's son.
You know a channel's good stuff when people start going thri your whole back catalogue looking for more... lol.
In other news, I wonder if Sensei Sticky Buns hatewatches? Somebody that self obsessed, you just KNOW he's online looking himself up. 😂
I bet Seagull never hit DMX in any fight scenes
Seagal for the president of USA.
Isn't he already???
Beyond the Law, Sorry 😔
You need to duck the audio better in your videos.
Yeha bud. Working on that. Thanks brav
Trying 🐍 Pliskan?!🤨
Hail to the chafe.
lol
Dude where my Segall?
Ah shit... I've seen al your videos... now what ? O_x
P*rnhub?
There will be move videos dropping soon my friend
@@senseiseagal1983 Pump em up!
Between the painted hair and bull crap accent (depending on which is the most appropriate for the particular culture of course lol).
I am still loving Bill Cosby 😂 but I love more brilliant Sensei Seagull 😂
I want a stand to with that senior Tubby Russie pup. I have no martial arts training. I could drop him.
Vladimir Poo-tin
all this shaming on Seagal, i admit its funny cause his latest movies are trash but i bet a 1000 bucks that nobody in this comment section or the haters wouldnt actually dare to throw a punch at him.
Why would any of us wanna throw a punch at him? What's the matter with you?
😳😳😳😳😳
Well thank you for nothing that
Does the man stand up for more than 1 minute in this while movie? The answer is no.
He is a master of sitting bullshido.
Best 🎥: Exec Dec 🪦🤣