"Oh, Internet" - A love song.
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- This began as my Anti-SOPA song...but turned into so much more...
AVAILABLE ON ITUNES: ow.ly/8YeVc and harto.bandcamp....
"Oh, Internet"
Written by: Hannah Hart and Creator&Distractor (creatoranddistr...)
Directed by: Dan Dobi ( / dandobi )
LYRICS:
It's a love song from my harto to yours.
lyrics
OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET
this constant refresh well they say it's the death of us, baby
but I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
when I walk down the street only strangers I meet
but I can shake loneliness in just a tweet
internet
i don't want to lose you
oh internet
if you were a pokemon I'd choose you
oh internet
keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly
OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET
every now and then I go and check on the mail
cause when there are physical letters consistency fails
oh these bills everyday,
lest they be autopay
are easy to ignore
....anyway
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOO INTERNET
oh internet
you're the only love that's true
oh internet
i'd make out with your face
later tonight let's meet in cyberspace
oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
is this a drug that I need
there is no other way
I am at home all day
so that my torrents can seed
you just don't get it
cause you're not on reddit
and if you want me to go out
just make sure that there's
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
boo boo be boo boo-boop
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
I wrote you this song
and if you like it then you all can sing along
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Hannah hart... Making straight girls go gay for her since 2011
You don't go gay. Straight girls that thinks women are hot are just confused and when they pursue women they usually end up hurting them emotionally and realizing, wow, shocker they are still straight
~ a pan person
Yaas
YYYAAASSS!!!! I was thinking the same thing
.
Wendy Allen not exactly....I kinda ended up turning my straight female friend bi on accident one day on the bus.. XD
Okay that's it. I'm in love.
Hahaha i think if we werent before then we all are after this
I don't understand how anyone can be so universally attractive! The percentage of viewers who fall in love with Hannah is just insane. Like, there really aren't any other channels where you can find at least one marriage proposal in the comments of every single video. Hannah's clearly aware; I wonder how she feels about this.
Yeah.. We're not straight or gay.. We're hartosexuals
You've never met the filthy frank fanbase
If I was straight, this would make me question my sexuality, but I'm not, so I just die every time I watch this.
ahaha exactly how I feel. She's fricking hot
whimsywhy OMG mbvb❤👭👭
UGH the parts where she's singing into the microphone give me butterflies hahaha
Hannah Hart, you never fail to amaze me.
Internet, if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!!! Best part of the song!!
THE WINK THO
no 1:03 is the best part
Well, 0:37 is debatable ;) dat smile
*PICKERLYGIRL* but that meme tho o ^o
lightning rod Yeah, we all have to admit, all of this song is da bomb.
How did I miss the auditions for the laptop??
Hannah Hart: Master of making people question their sexuality.
OMG YES
She has the "black belt" for that
2:09 - 2:11 pretty hot tho
She is hot
Shes probaby the only girl id go gay for ;)
Still obsessed with this song... And Hannah 😍
*changes name to internet*
ikr
how is she so cute AND hot at the same time? XD
idk she is so freaking hot
OMG REALLY THOUGH XD
I seriously don't know what Hannah Hart do to us, because I'm in love with her...
Literally can not stop watching. Hannah why did I not find you sooner!!
+Mad Villian In a none stalker way lol
Right now im feeling something between smiling, crying, sleepy, and nostalgia.....
*Hugs you cause you share my feels*
I've been watching Hannah for a little over a year now but I decided to come out (of the closet) last week so I turned to my friendly neighbourhood Hannah for insight, I suddenly got waaaaay more obsessed with her than I was before and now I'm here much too deep (ayyyyy Grace reference) and I have found this. My undying love for our Harto has increased tenfold.
the smile at the end was so CUTE 😍😍😍😍😍😍
2:03 - Hannah Hart invents "The Miley Cyrus"
Ikr!
LOL
The year is 2015.
I think I discovered Hannah Hart a long time ago tho.
I Came from the 'We Can't Stop' video here. (By Flula)
Can I just say, I spend probably most of my day, that is like 9 hours or so, watching Hartbig, The Holy Trinity of RUclips and Hannah... And now I officially can say this..
I FUCKING LOVE HANNAH HART, LIKE, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, AND MY BODY JUST SKIPPED EVERYTHING FOR A SECOND WHEN 0:37 CAME, LIKE, HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO HUG HER. (Weirdly, 37 is my favourite number)
Okay, I think I calmed now, I just had to let this out, continue with your time, have a nice whatever~
Saaaaameeee here.. I'm straight but if I meet her I would run and jump over her.. Ok jk but I would hug her.. I'm so atracted to her.. I'm straight.. What is happening to me.. I have discovered my true sexual orientation, i'm hartosexual
Mrs. Horan👑❤
*Dun dun DUNNNN* The moment you discover Hannah, you realize your true sexual orientation..
Oh my. The way she makes her voice break at the beginning of "I don't wanna lose you"? Shivers, shivers everywhere.
WHY IS SHE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY. OH MY
RIGHT?!?!?!?
+Abigail Everthorne well ive stoped questioning myself. after this i decieded that im definately gay.
I liked this 3 years ago and now im an out lesbian
Didn't know she could sing so well.
Also, questioning my sexuality. Damn Hannah.
ARE YOU ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING PERFECTLY?!
Yes, Caps, because... I would choose Hannah as my first Pokemon.
MY GOD. HANNAH PLEASE SING MORE.
11yrs later and I still occasionally listen to this. It's so accurately portrays the love.
Hannah Hart. The girl that makes you question your sexuality.
hannah hart the girl that makes guys wonder if they're a terrible person for being in love with a lesbian 0.0
or really really attracted to depending on who you talk to
😵😵😵😵😲😈😈👿👿👺👺👺💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥💩💩😃😀😀😗😗😚😔
reason number 10373918374 why i love hannah hart
If any of you 'straight girls' ever meet 'the one girl you'd go gay for' in real life, I beg of you, just leave her alone.
Why?
+Fee Russell " Straight girls. They'll fuck you up everytime"
This video made me fall in love with Hannah😍 I miss when she looked like this 😩
She's beautiful now of course, but she just looked so cuddly and sexy back then😈
A moment of silence for everyone I could have loved, had I not known that Hannah Hart existed somewhere, being perfect. R.I.P the bar's previously reasonable height.
OMG how is she single? I want to love her forever and ever 😭😭😭❤
She's not single. She made video a while back about it. She has also said so in a few interviews.
Emily Leon shes busy
I think she explained it in another video. In public she has lots of confidence, but when it comes to one on one her confidence drops and she ets really nervous. Kind of a shame cause she is a special girl. I hope she finds someone cause she totally deserves it!
itshartbig The video is titled "relationship status". It is on her second channel, yourharto.
oh right;) thanks
2:40-2:43 is incredible
lol the pokemon joke finally sees the light!
Hannah can u please do more music videos? Your voice its just UGH AMAZING PLEASE DO A VIDEO
Please make a record! Great vocal and songwriting chops. Great now I'm thinking about food.
A year ago I watched this video for the first time. And I kept watching it till the morning. I thought to myself "omfg she's hot af" and then I was like "WOAHHHHH EMMA WHAT?" And I spent 5 months just watching this video and I figured out I was bisexual. And I first came out to my best friend on Valentine's Day this year.
Thank you Hannah for helping girls figure out that they are gay.
Seriously, thank you. :)
(bc you're adorable and like really hot so...)
How can people dislike this! It's awesome!
wow shes a hilariouse youtuber AND SHE CAN SING :OOOO
her voice is higher than i expected it to but she's got a great voice w natural vibrato, HANNAH please sing more
I still come back to this
Her voice is so beautiful ❤
This was running through my head today…had to travel back lol
Licking inanimate objects before it was cool.
Still one of the cutest things on the face of the planet. Thanks for reminding me of all your songs, Hannah, now I'm revisiting them all and dying.
Reasons I love the internet;
1. Hannah is on it
2. I can watch Hannah
3. I can ..... to Hannah (.... as in kiss the screen)
4. I found who Hannah Hart was and now she's my angel, love you Hannah!
I hope you do some more songs soon Hannah! You have such a lovely voice.
When it changed to the backlit shot my ovaries exploded.
I wish I had ovaries so they could explode and I can harvest the juice to drink it with vodka.
the main reason she doesn't want to lose it is because its her job
hahahahahaha I'm dying at this
The amount of heart flutters and goosebumps I got from how attractive you are and amazing this video though... God you are incredibly talented, holy wow.
When hannah is kissing the screen I bet she had a picture of grace up! :-)
HAHHAHHA!
This video needs more recognition!!!!
Oh god I'm straight but this is attractive
Commenting_queen my sentiments exactly :)
I'm a straight man and I feel the same way.
I didn't even knew she knew about pokemon. Dude if Hannah Hart was a pokemon she would be a legendary. No doubt about it. Love you Hannah. You make me laugh and help me out generally in life. Like your coming out videos. You made me feel better about myself because I am gay and it was hard for me to accept. But thanks to you. You made it easier. Thank you so much! I wish I could tell you in real life because then it would have a lot more meaning
...who doesn't know about Pokémon? She knows about /IRC/!
May your swords stay sharp! (mysss29) I don't know but if they don't know about pokemon they live under a rock. I have pokemon black, black 2, pokemon y and all the previous ones. I just lost them and I haven't been able to find them... oops XC I'm really sad about that, but hey. What can ya do?
wow..... how have i just found this. I guess it happens after you binge watch every my drunk kitchen and still need an extra fix of hannah
i fucking died when she licked the computer... god i love you Hannah.
Yep, I am definitely in love with Hannah Hart
"Ooh, In a net!"
them winks tho
*WHY AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW? I AM SHOOK*
Why have I never heard this before omg! Hannah's singing videos are actually my favourite!
Finding it so funny that the ad for this was 50 shades of grey
Best song ever and am now deeply in love with yoy
is it a bad thing that my boyfriend and i have a list of people we would be allowed to get with if we had the chance and the other wouldnt be allowed to be mad, and hannah hart is number 1?
How does this not have more views? It's like the song of our generation!
Oh Hannah, literally the cutest and sexiest thing I've seen. Love the puns.
How is there a dislike button on this?
Stop making me question myself and who I'm attracted to
Hannah licked a laptop before Miley did with a hammer.
I can't get enough of your voice. love the music you make
around 2:00- 2:30, very classy Hannah bringing the stylings of 1950's sass!
(Hart melts)
I fell in love with her and her voice... Hannah, how could you do this to straight girls?! JK
Fucking love this. How have I never seen this before?!
I was just wondering the same thing! hahaha! it's absolutely brilliant!
just brought it cant stop listening to it now!
Hannah is the kind of person who reaches for a camera, but touches your hart(o).
dat hispter libarian look tho
this spoke to me on a very emotional level
oh hannah, i`m so gay for you
Well, I guess it's a universal thing
wow, just watched this in full screen and 1080 HD... I'm in love
This literally may be the best thing I've seen on the internet
HOLY UNEXPECTED AMAZING VOCALS BATMAN! I've been binge watching her for a couple days now and every time I think I get just how amazing she s I come across another video that proves just how more amazing she is than I previously thought! Also...since I notice a lot of comments about this...YES, how freekin sexy and pretty is this girl! And you factor in that personality!!! I need to find my own Hannah ... Wheel, maybe with one slight difference ;)
wow, you're actually so attractive... and so cute ughhh
she is how I knew I was gay xD
i met her today... still havent quite recovered :)
Just so you know, this is playing at my "wedding" this summer. My girlfriend and I already put it on our play list for the reception. "Show Me Where Ya Noms At" is also on the playlist, and will be played as food is being served. We thought it was appropriate. :P
GOOD i wish i was that computer :(
you are definitely not the only one
dat glasses
Fucking hell, Hannah.
the bridge is so heavy and serious, I genuinely forget that this is a song about the internet.
BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
kay but hannah's voice is SO lovely
Hannah can I marry you??
I want someone to love me like Hannah loves the internet.
Iv now watched this 8 times in a row...shes just so adorable!
1 of the first videos I saw of her and frankly I got hooked :3
When i am sad or annoyed watching and listening to this song make my day great
That voice, its seriously great! Hannah, just wow.
I just got a hannah hart ad on hannah hart video...i love life
Coming back to this two and half years later, after figuring out I'm bisexual...this video has a whole new meaning to me now.
She is literally the definition of perfection.... I love you Hannah! X
the worst thing is this is the very definition of my life