Ex-Mob Boss Plays Never Have I Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
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Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @nunaapop9201
    @nunaapop9201 3 года назад +18375

    "So have you ever killed someone?"
    *technically, yes.*
    *literally, no.*

  • @biankie88
    @biankie88 3 года назад +13175

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Him: Tralse. Frue.

  • @Unknown-bt5rd
    @Unknown-bt5rd Год назад +3166

    Have you ever killed someone?
    Michael: *Yesn't*

    • @kosh889
      @kosh889 Год назад +21

      unrelated but i met this michael before hes really chill

    • @lysenkotheory3400
      @lysenkotheory3400 Год назад +11

      ​@@kosh889 Wow I caught a recent comment on a 3 year old video

    • @toxicyt1137
      @toxicyt1137 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@lysenkotheory3400 theres a feature of newest comment

    • @lionsinsescanor2568
      @lionsinsescanor2568 10 месяцев назад +20

      he cant asnswer that ..but we know he did ..he just respect the family mmber .. is not something to be proud of ...

    • @TREm1990
      @TREm1990 6 месяцев назад +2

      The laugh that I just let out after reading this 😂 🤣 😅 😭 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @kristinb3093
    @kristinb3093 Год назад +1949

    Man he's aged well. He looks a million times better than his younger self. The definition of a silver fox right here lol.

    • @gregmax1321
      @gregmax1321 Год назад +29

      Nothing to do in prison but work out. Better developed shoulders and back go a long way

    • @michaelmorgan6674
      @michaelmorgan6674 Год назад +3

      @@gregmax1321 beans go a long way

    • @cyagami90
      @cyagami90 Год назад +15

      Kristin hes a murderer

    • @musicandpoetry_8
      @musicandpoetry_8 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@cyagami90we don’t care 😂

    • @tonia-lynnkeller1970
      @tonia-lynnkeller1970 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@cyagami90she didn’t say she wanted to marry the man or live next door to him! She just said the man looks better now than he did back in “the day”. I gotta say I agree! He’s easy on the eyes. 😉

  • @makenna2567
    @makenna2567 4 года назад +12546

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Yes but for legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +154

      Makenna 25 for serious rival mafia don’t kill me that’s joke

    • @minecraft8587
      @minecraft8587 4 года назад +20

      hEhE

    • @ToddHoward3
      @ToddHoward3 4 года назад +44

      Made me strongly exhale through my nose

    • @dumbo7862
      @dumbo7862 4 года назад +32

      @@sirrivet9557 oops India I'm sorry about the memes

    • @Black.Gold.24K
      @Black.Gold.24K 4 года назад +10

      I was scrolling through the comments to look for this one.

  • @billygilmusic5072
    @billygilmusic5072 4 года назад +7275

    "have you ever killed someone?"
    I did not have sexual relationships with that woman

    • @doubled5659
      @doubled5659 4 года назад +54

      Actually underrated

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 4 года назад +29

      depends on what the definition of “is” is

    • @jesafreese657
      @jesafreese657 3 года назад +23

      Um... It's "relations."

    • @asterithehalf7076
      @asterithehalf7076 3 года назад +7

      I laughed at this one 😂😂😂😂

    • @shyeline5007
      @shyeline5007 3 года назад +1

      HXJJSJZHAHSHJASUD

  • @krakahar
    @krakahar Год назад +656

    Everyone making fun of him for not answering if he's murdered, yet it's pretty understandable why.

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 Год назад +118

      To be fair, I'm not going in front of a camera and admit that I murdered someone, directly atleast. He does slightly hint he was involved with such type of violence.

    • @INTJ_5w4
      @INTJ_5w4 Год назад +62

      No one is making fun of him. We are comically responding to his "answer."

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 Год назад

      And theres a lot of keyboard mafia guys who think he's never done it or that he's faking it. In order to become a made member of the mafia it is well known that they have to take somebody out. Undercover FBI agents have said this on record, it is a fact.

    • @slenderman6925
      @slenderman6925 Год назад +31

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 he was a capo, thats all the hint you need

    • @10kirneh
      @10kirneh 11 месяцев назад +49

      Can't self snitch, he's saying yes without saying it.

  • @TheStrifist
    @TheStrifist 11 месяцев назад +221

    I love that he keeps the 'Yes' sign facing upwards when he's discussing murder. Kinda subtle and honest of him at the same time.

    • @retrocube7863
      @retrocube7863 7 месяцев назад +19

      Glad im not the only one that caught that lol

    • @youmansss
      @youmansss 3 месяца назад +9

      I mean it's just a possibility. Also consider that putting it on the table that way is the only way he can put down the ping pong thingy. But I don't think he would've wanted to put it on the "I haven't" side either. 'Cause he's trying to subtly tell the audience the truth, that he has killed.

  • @jj_volt
    @jj_volt 4 года назад +7545

    Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Him: *RECITES THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE*

    • @ricardovalentin2410
      @ricardovalentin2410 4 года назад +20

      😂😂💀💀💀

    • @farhansnightmare4878
      @farhansnightmare4878 3 года назад +15

      4:35 is what you came for

    • @Kailamptey
      @Kailamptey 3 года назад +13

      Haha, by the time he'd finished speaking I forgot what the question was.

    • @bouldass
      @bouldass 3 года назад +4

      lmao biggest dodge of the centry

    • @iamamushroom8117
      @iamamushroom8117 3 года назад

      @@Kailamptey I think that was the point

  • @yamatosucks
    @yamatosucks 4 года назад +98312

    Can we just relax and focus on the fact that this dude is almost 70 and looks like he didn't age since he hit 35

    • @odorivia8846
      @odorivia8846 4 года назад +5161

      It's because of his victims' blood

    • @anzelatte6993
      @anzelatte6993 4 года назад +4218

      Looks like 47 tho

    • @anzelatte6993
      @anzelatte6993 4 года назад +1290

      @@odorivia8846 that's dark 😂

    • @NotWithThatAttitude
      @NotWithThatAttitude 4 года назад +1227

      Da fuc
      He looks soo young tho

    • @Rapha187
      @Rapha187 4 года назад +799

      Nah not 35 lmao. He still looks younger than he is though like late 50s or 60

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 2 года назад +169

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    “That’s a really excellent question. No, really, one of the best questions I’ve ever heard. It reminds me of an irrelevant story…”

  • @robl496
    @robl496 Год назад +604

    As an actual Italian I can say I have mad respect for this guy back in homeland I met a few like him. Rare breed nowadays

  • @lwest3137
    @lwest3137 4 года назад +16823

    That was the longest "yes" I've ever heard, without actually saying it.

  • @jamesfitzgerald8267
    @jamesfitzgerald8267 3 года назад +7735

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Well yes but actually no.

    • @cyanscrewdriver2092
      @cyanscrewdriver2092 3 года назад +12

      I was waiting for someone to say this

    • @anteater9408
      @anteater9408 3 года назад +104

      I guess it's more like well, no but actually yes

    • @brycejarvis1577
      @brycejarvis1577 3 года назад

      I think you mean well no but actually yes

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 3 года назад +3

      @@zaikrix4365 yeah mobsters never kill anybody alone, they're usually more than 2

    • @saihajmangat2995
      @saihajmangat2995 2 года назад

      @MUFC2 I mean soccer is great and all but why comment that here?

  • @rusty3572
    @rusty3572 Год назад +60

    "Have you ever killed someone ?"
    Michael :"Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?"

  • @Oatmea1L
    @Oatmea1L 2 года назад +36

    "have you ever killed someone"
    Michael: your iq is how smart you are

  • @mahmudhossain4315
    @mahmudhossain4315 4 года назад +38505

    BuzzFeed: "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Micheal: "Yesn't"

  • @justiny.7990
    @justiny.7990 4 года назад +72668

    This man really just admitted to murder in such a way that it can’t be considered evidence in court yet the answer is obviously yes.

    • @abhisheknair8437
      @abhisheknair8437 4 года назад +5654

      Well even if he did answer "Yes I murdered people". It still doesnt count as evidence in court. I dont think the court really cares much for Never Have I ever as the oath of truth

    • @heavenly2665
      @heavenly2665 4 года назад +3305

      Even if he did murder someone and admit it in a video recording, it's only testimonial evidence. Legally, they would have to gather more evidence.

    • @KaianSoKewl
      @KaianSoKewl 4 года назад +776

      Fake Justin Y

    • @juliansweirdstuff5208
      @juliansweirdstuff5208 4 года назад +194

      KaianSoKewl I was going to say that 😂😂😂

    • @royalrenegadee
      @royalrenegadee 4 года назад +570

      And even then, “yes” doesn’t pin it on who. The five families killed many people that they got away with, there’s no way his “yes” could pin him on any single murder or series of murders.

  • @guywiththebottle
    @guywiththebottle 2 года назад +135

    Now, the way he answered the murder question tells me that he may not have taken a life directly, but that he was involved in the taking of lives and had probably given orders that led to it, based on his rank and the way he held the ping-pong bat. It becomes obvious when he clarified that you cannot avoid certain evils when you are partaking in the life he had.

    • @merleawe_
      @merleawe_ Год назад +24

      Nah… he definitely did. He’s implied as much in other videos. But what he’s essentially trying to say is that when murder happened; it happened for a very distinct reason and wasn’t taken lightly. So there were no actual random victims, and something pretty bad needed to happen before it was decided that someone wasn’t permitted to live anymore.
      We will never know who. But it wouldn’t be a stretch to think that most of the people that were murdered by the mob were not good people themselves.

    • @jessed9145
      @jessed9145 Год назад +23

      He was a Capo. You aren't getting there without murder

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Год назад +5

      If you ask someone if they have done something in a game of never have I ever and they hesitate....that means they have lol.

    • @sbaldis
      @sbaldis 8 месяцев назад +2

      He was a soldier, probably killed multiple people by his hand. I mean he pretty much said he killed people if you actually listened to the whole thing.

    • @poodiepie527
      @poodiepie527 6 месяцев назад +1

      He can't say because murder never exceeds the statue of limitation.

  • @joshkooga7204
    @joshkooga7204 Год назад +84

    Ahahaha..this has to be the most classy,graceful,skillfull,cunning,calculated,compassionate,yet truthful admission to possible multiple murder i have ever heard..this man has lived..

  • @Meleecon
    @Meleecon 4 года назад +18563

    He really said “I ain’t no snitch”

    • @13jae85
      @13jae85 4 года назад +164

      @Drew Long yeah we've went over that

    • @kalellmohmad1390
      @kalellmohmad1390 4 года назад +147

      Snitches end up in ditches

    • @Unleashdafirebro
      @Unleashdafirebro 4 года назад +78

      @@kalellmohmad1390 why isn't tekashi69 in a ditch yet ?

    • @leefelix6538
      @leefelix6538 4 года назад +19

      Sorry, English is not my first language, what does it mean?

    • @kaedenedens8677
      @kaedenedens8677 4 года назад +10

      Lee Felix tattle tale

  • @regarded9702
    @regarded9702 4 года назад +19064

    New title:
    *’how to admit to murder without admitting to murder’*

    • @AshmanSao
      @AshmanSao 4 года назад +260

      how to get away with murder reboot seems intense

    • @jaysontorres8046
      @jaysontorres8046 4 года назад +135

      How to answer every other question but the one you are asked

    • @quocnguyentrieutrieu5876
      @quocnguyentrieutrieu5876 4 года назад +32

      Fun fact: the I have sign is facing upward when he was saying this :)
      But still, I respect his privacy.

    • @bradslone8511
      @bradslone8511 4 года назад +4

      @@quocnguyentrieutrieu5876 I noticed that too.

    • @liquidsword601
      @liquidsword601 4 года назад +11

      Jayson Torres Why would be admit that he murdered someone? Of course he’s not going to answer that question.

  • @juliomendez1177
    @juliomendez1177 Год назад +29

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael : "It began with the forging of the Great Rings, each set with a single GEM, Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest...fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived..."

  • @lucasmorganelli4694
    @lucasmorganelli4694 Год назад +48

    I had the pleasure to meet Michael. He is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met.

  • @ewurugly7394
    @ewurugly7394 3 года назад +5047

    Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed someone?
    Michael: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

    • @Fruity-sb9lg
      @Fruity-sb9lg 3 года назад +250

      "...A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before hes ready to save anyone. But i believe, Aang can save the world. DUUUUN DUN DUN DUUuuuuuuN"

    • @brotatooflegend2927
      @brotatooflegend2927 3 года назад +17

      Love this comment bro

    • @carlbillybob5958
      @carlbillybob5958 3 года назад +47

      @@Fruity-sb9lg *Roku voice* Previously on Avatar

    • @mar234
      @mar234 3 года назад +9

      Give this man more likes

    • @hajimehinata9
      @hajimehinata9 3 года назад +15

      Lol I just binge watched that show now I'm watching legend of Korra 😂

  • @tundraboi2858
    @tundraboi2858 2 года назад +10620

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

  • @majestic_grape
    @majestic_grape 2 года назад +19

    "have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael : " Lets talk about how hard life is."

  • @plastictaste1397
    @plastictaste1397 2 года назад +6

    “have u ever killed someone”
    michael : everybody dies in the end..

  • @rizzeh7444
    @rizzeh7444 3 года назад +97538

    He said yes in such a smart and indirect way that nobody can accuse him of murder but everyone knows he did

    • @burgertime3458
      @burgertime3458 3 года назад +7837

      He said it in the most nonthreatening way even though he's a literal murderer. Kinda creepy

    • @ryanroma5724
      @ryanroma5724 3 года назад +3615

      well thats italians
      Whoah thanks for the amount of likes guys that's sick as to all my Italian brothers and sisters please dont get offended by my comment as it is a joke I'm also abbruzzeze myself

    • @TaylorL333
      @TaylorL333 3 года назад +2422

      BurgerTime i mean he was in the mafia-

    • @lightningboy4075
      @lightningboy4075 3 года назад +507

      @@TaylorL333 Like T-seri-

    • @TaylorL333
      @TaylorL333 3 года назад +354

      Lightning Boy what? That dosnt even make sense

  • @HermitMerchant
    @HermitMerchant 3 года назад +17370

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: The law requires that I say no.

  • @thehereticssecret
    @thehereticssecret Год назад +20

    I'm Sicilian and while never connected, it's in my family and as a family we knew about all of this stuff. Extensive conversations upholding the "values" of the mafia and how we should act. So much respect for this man and telling his stories, because this was unheard of.

  • @3dbee47
    @3dbee47 Год назад +19

    If you ask someone “have you ever killed someone” and they don’t immediately say no, they are a murderer

    • @ant8041
      @ant8041 Год назад +4

      Lmao no. They might just be uncomfy lmao

    • @nousername1888
      @nousername1888 Год назад

      Yea
      Always works in among us

    • @nousername1888
      @nousername1888 Год назад +1

      @@ant8041 "uncomfy"
      Weird way to defend a murderer

    • @KonaduKofi
      @KonaduKofi Год назад

      What kind of logic is that? Obviously this case is special.

    • @ant8041
      @ant8041 Год назад +1

      @@nousername1888 not what i mean. If a dude doesnt immediately awnser "no" he might very well just be suprised

  • @ThaFray01
    @ThaFray01 4 года назад +20699

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: “Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.”

    • @margharet2930
      @margharet2930 4 года назад +16

      Mallory Kennedy mitochondria

    • @fujisakicdanganronpa5395
      @fujisakicdanganronpa5395 4 года назад +48

      When you make an unoriginal comment, at least spell the subject right :/

    • @zsoltsiro1310
      @zsoltsiro1310 4 года назад +98

      @@fujisakicdanganronpa5395 that's part of the meme,boomer

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 года назад +12

      FujisakiC Danganronpa ok boomer

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 года назад +14

      Also mitochondria is really hard to spell

  • @inasandyjaz7361
    @inasandyjaz7361 4 года назад +8234

    "have you ever killed someone"
    michael: yes i never haven't not

    • @alescajko4014
      @alescajko4014 4 года назад +24

      .

    • @mikeharper1564
      @mikeharper1564 4 года назад +19

      😆😂😂😂

    • @tacticwolf2976
      @tacticwolf2976 4 года назад +4

      @@alescajko4014 ,

    • @robert52354
      @robert52354 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @autocorrect3055
      @autocorrect3055 4 года назад +9

      I don’t even know whether I accidentally stole your comment or if you took mine but now I feel angry and guilty... and it isn’t even that important

  • @malfunctional1930
    @malfunctional1930 Год назад +12

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: "And to explain that, we need to talk about parallel universes."

  • @dangodangoytb
    @dangodangoytb Год назад +12

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: Nah, they tripped on my knife, they all tripped on my knife ten time.

  • @AllanaLanowl
    @AllanaLanowl 3 года назад +6715

    "have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: "My name is Schrödinger and this sign is my cat"

    • @dabulls1g
      @dabulls1g 3 года назад +72

      He’s in a superposition of having killed and not killed. Its all probabilistic, fuggedaboutit

    • @Niribu
      @Niribu 3 года назад +13

      Underrated lmao

    • @woolyfifthington106
      @woolyfifthington106 3 года назад +7

      He has a few interviews on VladTV that are pretty good

    • @goki6548
      @goki6548 3 года назад +3

      Good meme

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 3 года назад +9

      Superior humor

  • @aaliyahplayingroblox8669
    @aaliyahplayingroblox8669 3 года назад +6042

    To be honest, This guy aged like fine wine.

    • @juliekeegan6778
      @juliekeegan6778 3 года назад +24

      I know

    • @christyshowlive
      @christyshowlive 3 года назад +201

      Italians seem to age well, and live long lives. His father just died at the age of 103!

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 3 года назад +106

      He looks better now than he did when he was in jail!

    • @ashleygomez9644
      @ashleygomez9644 3 года назад +12

      @@christyshowlive sorry for ur lost

    • @christyshowlive
      @christyshowlive 3 года назад +36

      Ashley Gomez it’s not my loss... I’m talking about the guy’s father

  • @delvy5685
    @delvy5685 2 года назад +4

    That was the most professional and respectable way of saying, “Perhaps.”.

  • @hyperactiveofficial8096
    @hyperactiveofficial8096 2 года назад +15

    I know that people are joking about Michaels response to the killing question, but I do think its important to realize that those kinds of questions must be difficult to answer. Life in the mob is not glorious. It can be bloody and brutal and hard to come back from.

    • @fark69
      @fark69 4 месяца назад +1

      It's not difficult to answer, he just doesn't want to incriminate himself. He can be tied to any number of unsolved murders involving his former crime family

  • @comradewaffle4493
    @comradewaffle4493 4 года назад +5801

    BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
    Michael: *Rehearses entire Bee Movie Script*

    • @mockdr
      @mockdr 4 года назад +53

      ya like JAZZ???

    • @m.s7408
      @m.s7408 4 года назад +6

      Who tf messed this up????? There were 666 likes!!!! Aaaarrgggg

    • @itskujo1964
      @itskujo1964 4 года назад +8

      @@m.s7408 algd next time we will hope to leave it on 6.9k likes

    • @m.s7408
      @m.s7408 4 года назад +2

      Its Kujo ooooo n i c e tnx

    • @seriocomic4424
      @seriocomic4424 4 года назад +5

      According to all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly

  • @connr8691
    @connr8691 3 года назад +6022

    Little did anyone know he never left the mafia. He was assigned the job of taking out a buzzfeed official, so far he’s doing well.

  • @st.haborym
    @st.haborym 4 месяца назад +4

    The fact that he pretty much admitted to killing a dude, without openly outright stating it, shows he's clearly not proud of it. I respect that he's not just flat out denying or trying to hide it, while still trying to own up to it in a roundabout way.

  • @damejelyas
    @damejelyas Год назад +7

    the fact he did not deny killing someone says everything

  • @eliasziad7864
    @eliasziad7864 4 года назад +9055

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Him: did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?

  • @dogsteve
    @dogsteve 3 года назад +6160

    "Have you ever killed a person?"
    "According to all known laws of aviation..."

    • @novelalala
      @novelalala 3 года назад +52

      the bee movie script i-

    • @yinyangedits5846
      @yinyangedits5846 3 года назад +11

      Hey I was your 600th like

    • @dogsteve
      @dogsteve 3 года назад +12

      @Hot swiggity sex says someone with that name

    • @theaxolotlman3345
      @theaxolotlman3345 3 года назад +5

      The bee should not be able to fly

    • @zachaa2846
      @zachaa2846 3 года назад +2

      bees should not be able to fly

  • @codzuno
    @codzuno Год назад +3

    this dude in '85: damn im in prison
    25 years later: *playing never have i ever on youtube*

  • @persuadedrope1225
    @persuadedrope1225 4 года назад +8609

    Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed anyone
    Michael: Don't do drugs kids

  • @bendikstene9090
    @bendikstene9090 4 года назад +10234

    BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
    Mafia Boss: Yes, I have not.

  • @info_chxn_7677
    @info_chxn_7677 2 года назад +20

    4:36 "Never have I ever killed someone"
    Him: "Oh boy...I'm gonna pull one of these.." (holds the sign on it's side)
    also him: *places it on the table on the "i have" side..*

  • @adamant8941
    @adamant8941 4 месяца назад +2

    People poke fun at him not saying yes or no to the final question, but he basically said yes without saying it. It's clear he's being honest.

  • @eebbe3
    @eebbe3 4 года назад +7799

    “Have you ever killed someone?”. Michael: “Did you know that every single comment in this comment section is about me avoiding answering?”

  • @arthurmorgan2026
    @arthurmorgan2026 3 года назад +6830

    "Have you ever killed someone"
    "Kill is a strong word, look I reunited them with their dog that went to a farm".

  • @kender-
    @kender- 6 месяцев назад +2

    You can tell when someone has a life experience behind them, and a real one, this man has a rough teaching about life, about change, god bless him

  • @HoundTor
    @HoundTor Год назад +6

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: “and now over to our sponsor, raid shadow legends!”

  • @thatone_dude235
    @thatone_dude235 3 года назад +6840

    BuzzFeed: "have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: "this question is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"

    • @nukechay4795
      @nukechay4795 3 года назад +46

      This is the best one🤣🤣

    • @fancyfangcrossing2781
      @fancyfangcrossing2781 3 года назад +24

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 𝗲 𝘃 𝗲 𝗿 𝘆 𝗼 𝗻 𝗲 𝗶 𝘀 𝘀 𝗽 𝗼 𝗻 𝘀 𝗼 𝗿 𝗲 𝗱 𝗯 𝘆 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗱

    • @c.j.a5524
      @c.j.a5524 3 года назад +1

      @Fred bear *blursed

    • @c.j.a5524
      @c.j.a5524 3 года назад

      Lol, The device that you're using to send this comment is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    • @Mr_cookies-wb6xl
      @Mr_cookies-wb6xl 3 года назад +1

      NordVPN

  • @Seskoi
    @Seskoi 4 года назад +7305

    Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: "Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"

    • @ridiculousjoe2248
      @ridiculousjoe2248 4 года назад +19

      for real mate?

    • @elvamontes5424
      @elvamontes5424 4 года назад +7

      This need more likes!!!

    • @Seskoi
      @Seskoi 4 года назад +21

      @phantazein. It refers to a classic video on RUclips, search for "Have you ever had a dream like this", then you should get it ;)

    • @zaynabhussein3317
      @zaynabhussein3317 4 года назад +1

      lol.😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @Seskoi
      @Seskoi 4 года назад +1

      @Clekken 647 Of course! ;)

  • @rpk-yk5gv
    @rpk-yk5gv Год назад +2

    Can't believe he's over 70. He looks unbelievable

  • @xxfirexx2970
    @xxfirexx2970 3 года назад +8624

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Him : *The brain is the only organ that named itself*

    • @Retaliatixn
      @Retaliatixn 3 года назад +168

      Wow. This makes me question my whole existence.

    • @Abd.Allaah
      @Abd.Allaah 3 года назад +134

      This makes my brain wondering about my brain.

    • @soundsoftheheart3164
      @soundsoftheheart3164 3 года назад +30

      OMG now you've got me thinking!! 😂😂😂

    • @leskopeter593
      @leskopeter593 3 года назад +38

      Hol' up
      Yo,
      Yo,
      Yo,
      That's insane, I never thought or heard that before...

    • @leskopeter593
      @leskopeter593 3 года назад +17

      I don't know why but this is satisfying!

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 3 года назад +9229

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: The opposite of firefly is waterfall ya know

    • @artyartart9740
      @artyartart9740 3 года назад +155

      👁👄👁 how did I not know that-

    • @qrtytryan4295
      @qrtytryan4295 3 года назад +89

      Bruh I just realized

    • @barney28
      @barney28 3 года назад +50

      megamind

    • @moonking5068
      @moonking5068 3 года назад +10

      Ya know where have o heard that Naruto

    • @K-ZY
      @K-ZY 3 года назад +19

      Bruhhhhhhhhh your IQ is over 9000

  • @jhew8
    @jhew8 Год назад +8

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Micheal: “Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?”

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ Год назад +9

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: “Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do!”

  • @Ram-yx2fo
    @Ram-yx2fo 3 года назад +2523

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Him: "sorry I don't speak chinese"

  • @salmanfadilah1273
    @salmanfadilah1273 Год назад +1

    It is amazing how he answer an inappropiate question with solid attitude

  • @drowarcher4208
    @drowarcher4208 Год назад +6

    Question: Have you ever killed someone?
    What Michael heard: Tell me you've killed someone, without telling me you've killed someone.

  • @isonguyosamuel3184
    @isonguyosamuel3184 3 года назад +30168

    He answered the "have you ever killed someone" like a true politician

    • @mohanedabdulhakim6030
      @mohanedabdulhakim6030 3 года назад +310

      I herby admit this comment is one of the best!

    • @user-dh3kq8wp4h
      @user-dh3kq8wp4h 2 года назад +372

      true, like during debates the question is smthn like what will u do about climate change and then the politician is like I will change this country to be more superior then ever before

    • @rafaeldoespiritosanto8440
      @rafaeldoespiritosanto8440 2 года назад +17

      @Jesus Christ hello Jesus

    • @hxsn
      @hxsn 2 года назад +20

      He's a mob boss.

    • @hxsn
      @hxsn 2 года назад +7

      Im just saying this bc i want to be in r/wooosh

  • @andrescaballero7137
    @andrescaballero7137 Год назад +3

    Have you ever killed someone?
    Michael: "I cannot affirm nor deny that statement”

  • @user-ru4oc8bm5d
    @user-ru4oc8bm5d Год назад +3

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Micheal: " *This Video is sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends*

  • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
    @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 4 года назад +11816

    Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: “Did you know cats can see ultraviolet?”

    • @yk2510
      @yk2510 4 года назад +9

      AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza 😂😂

    • @dontseemypicture2049
      @dontseemypicture2049 4 года назад +22

      🌎Don't Read My Name

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 4 года назад +12

      Hey vsauce, Michael here!

    • @thevarietykid686
      @thevarietykid686 4 года назад +3

      AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza he never said that so I don’t get it?

    • @laurens2671
      @laurens2671 4 года назад +3

      Don't see my Picture Well I made it to the end

  • @AllanaLanowl
    @AllanaLanowl 3 года назад +6069

    "have you ever killed someone?"
    *Plays Shrek Third's Pinocchio speech*

    • @windijihansalsabila1731
      @windijihansalsabila1731 3 года назад +32

      This one wins y'all-- you others can go home now xDDD

    • @bethybon
      @bethybon 3 года назад +88

      Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.

    • @official.heartbreaker1513
      @official.heartbreaker1513 3 года назад +3

      вεтнαηү bruh it’s a joke u don’t need to go the extra mile

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 3 года назад +19

      Official . Heartbreaker let them. I thought it was funny.

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @brianboylan9932
    @brianboylan9932 6 месяцев назад +3

    Okay. With that answer. Yes. He has killed somekne

  • @gloriajj
    @gloriajj Год назад +2

    i appreciate his honesty.

  • @radunanciu3869
    @radunanciu3869 3 года назад +13378

    BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
    Michael: Nes.

  • @jaxophone7219
    @jaxophone7219 3 года назад +10934

    “Have you ever killed someone”
    Michael:Fire trucks are actually water trucks

  • @NhungHong-if2ij
    @NhungHong-if2ij Месяц назад

    he’s so well spoken it’s crazy

  • @kipomayne9178
    @kipomayne9178 8 месяцев назад +3

    I could be overthinking this but he did indeed set down the “I have” side of the thing he was holding for the killed someone question

  • @shawn_crabtree
    @shawn_crabtree 4 года назад +23396

    I like how this dude is done with his mafia life and talks against it, but he still won't snitch.

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 года назад +1681

      Shawn Crabtree
      He still has honor

    • @fangrowls6336
      @fangrowls6336 4 года назад +905

      you must take a choice. is it worth it to ruin other people lives by snitching?
      how much good can you do by snitching? to yourself and your family and to strangers. you value those things and others and make a decision.

    • @oranlyndon4278
      @oranlyndon4278 4 года назад +1267

      He just doesn't want them to murder him

    • @styxzayyad3854
      @styxzayyad3854 4 года назад +1149

      1) He has honor.
      2) People would hunt him down if he did and I think he just wants a normal life.
      3) Why would he ruin someone else's life? He still has a heart no matter the things he has done. So does almost everybody in the business.

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... 4 года назад +216

      Yeh there is no benefit to snitching now, it would only make his life worse...

  • @Kymv8382
    @Kymv8382 4 года назад +145845

    Anyone that doesn’t immediately say “NO” to killing someone, has killed someone. 😂
    140k likes. Wow. Thank you my children. This is my pride and joy.

    • @mediadon6545
      @mediadon6545 4 года назад +12248

      Or was an accomplice in the murder

    • @bigvanvader3122
      @bigvanvader3122 4 года назад +8743

      If he said no would you have believed him?

    • @moali2531
      @moali2531 4 года назад +2162

      No it don't

    • @edsharp2676
      @edsharp2676 4 года назад +4871

      I reckon he may have put someone into a state that may have led to their death

    • @tunaburn2330
      @tunaburn2330 4 года назад +5491

      He was a soldier in the columbo crime family. one of their rules is before you can be made you must perform a hit. So just by the fact of his ranking he has killed someone.

  • @carlspeakman2758
    @carlspeakman2758 6 месяцев назад +2

    Literally a professional informant

  • @KyleKrueger
    @KyleKrueger 4 года назад +11031

    BuzzFeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Mob Boss: “Did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

    • @joeytheecho9123
      @joeytheecho9123 4 года назад +18

      Kyle Krueger haha 😂😂

    • @joeytheecho9123
      @joeytheecho9123 4 года назад +13

      Avery Stockwell I learned that years ago I’m a junior in high school now🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

    • @yamini7937
      @yamini7937 4 года назад +7

      Avery Stockwell I learned that earlier this year

    • @Maviolo.
      @Maviolo. 4 года назад +5

      @@yamini7937 bruh what grade are you in😂

    • @Si-kc3ou
      @Si-kc3ou 4 года назад +2

      Kyle Krueger I first found him on Vladtv

  • @bhenjohnson1565
    @bhenjohnson1565 Год назад +10

    Michael seems so genuine when he speaks, it makes him a very interesting person. It would be fun just to sit down with him over a cup o joe and just listen to his stories.

  • @mark012498
    @mark012498 4 года назад +41588

    I can't believe this man is 70... who knew the mafia had the fountain of youth with them?

    • @theninth5691
      @theninth5691 4 года назад +2692

      Damn is he!? He's so sexy and young looking. Wow.

    • @highTideWaves
      @highTideWaves 4 года назад +3172

      I'd say he looks 50 or something hmm

    • @dirt331nnocent
      @dirt331nnocent 4 года назад +2285

      His dad is 103... Imagine that! lol

    • @fernandocarrazzoni
      @fernandocarrazzoni 4 года назад +1298

      @@dirt331nnocent Was. Died on February 20.

    • @dirt331nnocent
      @dirt331nnocent 4 года назад +867

      @@fernandocarrazzoni oh what, rip

  • @wybbo4870
    @wybbo4870 4 года назад +4398

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

  • @dsauce223
    @dsauce223 Год назад +3

    God bless ya Michael. I always enjoy your videos sir.

  • @victors7060
    @victors7060 4 года назад +5700

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: “Did you know that in 15 minutes you can save 15% or more on car insurance when switching to Geico?”

  • @johns.4628
    @johns.4628 3 года назад +5150

    BuzzFeed: "have you ever killed someone?"
    Micheal: "This question is sponsored by NordVPN"

  • @EnragedPilgrim
    @EnragedPilgrim Год назад +2

    "have you ever killed someone?"
    *The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep).*

  • @miralize
    @miralize 2 года назад +3

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael : " I can teach you how to cook a minute rice in 59 seconds "

  • @zuzl3594
    @zuzl3594 3 года назад +10815

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    The comments: I like this line.

  • @kerbos705
    @kerbos705 4 года назад +4844

    Buzzfeed: “have you ever killed someone”
    Michael: *”Define kill”*

    • @obitoiru7325
      @obitoiru7325 4 года назад +5

      Kerbos 34 mins ago? Wtf lmao

    • @kerbos705
      @kerbos705 4 года назад +6

      Isaac Adame what

    • @obitoiru7325
      @obitoiru7325 4 года назад +4

      Kerbos my insta is like_beg_police_officer

    • @obitoiru7325
      @obitoiru7325 4 года назад +3

      Kerbos and do you play Xbox

    • @kerbos705
      @kerbos705 4 года назад +11

      Wait is it actually you wtf

  • @jannomeeuwessen4886
    @jannomeeuwessen4886 Год назад +5

    Legends say that he still wants to make some more things clear

  • @rillo806
    @rillo806 2 года назад +1

    His attorney is a GREAT coach. He slipped by that perfectly.

  • @BoxingGuruTakes
    @BoxingGuruTakes 4 года назад +8133

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Mafia boss: Yesn’t

  • @beanaye5433
    @beanaye5433 4 года назад +4522

    “Ever killed anyone?”
    Michael: “This video is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends”

    • @obitoiru7325
      @obitoiru7325 4 года назад +17

      Reader HighGuy “forget what you know about mobile games and Inbark in this (I forgot) rpg mobile game with over +300 champions to collect as you dive into a”

    • @fero5145
      @fero5145 4 года назад +5

      THE best way to avoid a question

    • @jankie3601
      @jankie3601 4 года назад +3

      This, this needs more likes.

    • @fanellaraghu
      @fanellaraghu 4 года назад

      Reader HighGuy yolo

    • @conrad7335
      @conrad7335 4 года назад

      Raid shadow legends start now for free

  • @AzulioSwoop
    @AzulioSwoop Год назад +2

    Now ask him how accurate breaking bad is

  • @Beeman2892
    @Beeman2892 Год назад +1

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael- "heal te world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race."

  • @theawkwardamateurpotato6134
    @theawkwardamateurpotato6134 3 года назад +13609

    He is so incredibly charismatic that I'm wary of him.

    • @aledrian7200
      @aledrian7200 3 года назад +11

      K mister 1500 lul

    • @ungoyone
      @ungoyone 3 года назад +17

      Smart.

    • @johncunningham7311
      @johncunningham7311 3 года назад +88

      Wow that’s awesome let me just google every word you just used. Speak English next time you talk, not scientish.

    • @maithilym4717
      @maithilym4717 3 года назад +74

      That is like one of the skills you need to be a mobster

    • @JohnP906
      @JohnP906 3 года назад +8

      awkward potatoe Sociopath

  • @sifhrafnsson
    @sifhrafnsson 4 года назад +4373

    Buzzfeed: "Have you ever killed someone?"
    Michael: "well, let's now talk about my sponsor - Raid Shadow Legends"

    • @carsenbrunn5148
      @carsenbrunn5148 4 года назад +3

      Cute Chemical Pony 😂😂😂

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 года назад +19

      This is the best "have you killed someone" comment I've seen in this comment section

    • @hayopepper5593
      @hayopepper5593 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @rhian6459
      @rhian6459 4 года назад +7

      "Have you ever killed someone?"
      "I saw someone spontaneously commit aliven't while I coincidentally was in the same room as them holding a gun to their head, but no I havent"

    • @ethereal8655
      @ethereal8655 4 года назад

      This one is the best one so far

  • @misfit4264
    @misfit4264 2 года назад +1

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: forget about it

  • @usuarioanonimo85
    @usuarioanonimo85 Год назад +1

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Michael: Fettuccine Macaroni Tuna Dip