I wore a "Fuck Ticketmaster" t-shirt that listed all their fees and such to pick up some tickets about 15 years ago. The guy working for Ticketmaster got all defensive, and actually tried pleading his case as to why their long-running anal fisting of each person who buys a ticket from them is somehow justifiable.
Not sure if that is Edinburgh, i was a bit burst, but it looks familiar......top notch show though, put up the clip about the aethiests and Africa missionaries.....that was free form comedy gold right there, that shit had to be made up on the spot....put it up...
i watched this while trying to buy tickets from ticketmaster for his 2016 show, the website is so fucking bad it's like they don't even want to sell you tickets.
ticketmaster has nothing to do with anything other than providing the piece of paper to get into the theatre, the price you paid was not ticket masters price, additionally most tickets are purchased by online scalpers, and price marked up thousands of percent, then re-sold on ticket sites, should be illegal, tickets should only be sold at the door
In his next cutting-edge segment Doug says, "Fuck the California Raisins" and "Max Headroom can kiss my ass". Seriously, who didn't realize that Ticketmaster was shit the very first time they paid a $15 "convenience" charge and a $6 "Will Call" charge added on top of a $12 General Admission ticket? Don't bother flaming me, fanboys, I won't be back to see your scathing comments.
Well, I had no idea that you were a Tennessee boy, I figured you were one of those Chicago Illinois yankee Liberals who love Obama. I will quit pestering you. Take care.
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This is why I buy tickets from the artist's page whenever possible.
He could turn anything into a bit. He's principled at times but eternally hilarious. A true comedic mind.....
He's going to be in Oakland, CA, this month...I can hardly wait; one of the funniest human beings I've ever heard!
I got my Brown Paper Tickets for the show tomorrow! Can't wait!
Got mine for the 23rd 👍
Don't boo me offstage until you know who the next comic is -- words to live by
The switch to Libya is so funny
I wore a "Fuck Ticketmaster" t-shirt that listed all their fees and such to pick up some tickets about 15 years ago. The guy working for Ticketmaster got all defensive, and actually tried pleading his case as to why their long-running anal fisting of each person who buys a ticket from them is somehow justifiable.
This bit so full of truths, my ass hurts.
yesss, aberdeen. i was there!
Amen!
London Hammersmith Apollo in April, no?.
Not sure if that is Edinburgh, i was a bit burst, but it looks familiar......top notch show though, put up the clip about the aethiests and Africa missionaries.....that was free form comedy gold right there, that shit had to be made up on the spot....put it up...
i watched this while trying to buy tickets from ticketmaster for his 2016 show, the website is so fucking bad it's like they don't even want to sell you tickets.
@DLiver420 - I bet, Mencia.
Bath?
Yeah, I have been told that before. Give yourself another 40 years and you will be in my place, lol!
It's true. Got my tickets for a good price. Fuck ticketmaster.
@DLiver420
its not a case of observing it. Its making it entertaining and funny. Observational comedy. You give intelligent americans a bad name.
ticketmaster has nothing to do with anything other than providing the piece of paper to get into the theatre, the price you paid was not ticket masters price, additionally most tickets are purchased by online scalpers, and price marked up thousands of percent, then re-sold on ticket sites, should be illegal, tickets should only be sold at the door
Still...went a gent though, eh? EH?
In his next cutting-edge segment Doug says, "Fuck the California Raisins" and "Max Headroom can kiss my ass". Seriously, who didn't realize that Ticketmaster was shit the very first time they paid a $15 "convenience" charge and a $6 "Will Call" charge added on top of a $12 General Admission ticket?
Don't bother flaming me, fanboys, I won't be back to see your scathing comments.
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huh? ticketmaster charges a service fee thats usually around 10-20% of the ticket price, it says that right in the bill.
Well, I had no idea that you were a Tennessee boy, I figured you were one of those Chicago Illinois yankee Liberals who love Obama. I will quit pestering you. Take care.