There’s 3 laws of motion and physics... 1. An object in motion, will stay in motion 2. The force on an object is equal to it’s mass times it’s acceleration 3. *Technoblade never dies*
the fact that techno only just got a Postmortal achievement means that he has literally never been close to death that the totem of undying uses itself
well on java you have individual achievements for each world, so it just meant he had never popped a totem in the dream smp, not necessarily never on that account
@@squallshot I meant later while Quackity was going "hOw DiD yOu Do ThAt TeChNoBlADe!?" in the final control room Techno was holding a very obvious totem in his hand lol
@@Ricardo5911jakakak And his retirement plan. Seriously, at this point I’m pretty sure that Fossilnet donated so much to Techno that it’s enough for him to buy Dream a house.
I’m not sure what their gonna be able to do with technoblade just beating the ever-loving hell out of quackity unless it’s like an epic fight scene lol.
I mean quackity was spamming the axe, and he had turtle master potions which alone are op but he had strength regen and speed potions too. it was in the script for techno to win so he was basically always gonna win
@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 this fight was definitely planned but only by techno and not by the writers. He probably figured someone would catch up to him and it would be epic to kick netherite people’s ass using a pickaxe. He didn’t even need that pickaxe, that shit was for shits and giggles
@@Soda_Bobinski here> ruclips.net/video/cXczoMwdnT0/видео.html This is the skywars vid, the time it happened was approximitly at 1:34 sec into the video i think
@@saitama_stillchill6787 That's not how fair use works. There is no original value added to this, it's literally just ripped from the stream. If the video was analyzed or something instead, like how techno looked at the 100k duel, then it would be. This is just theft.
@@-Comet. well you are right ,but its not theft it’s definitely a douchey thing to do but not anything serious. its not benefiting the person who published it and its not affecting techno himself. I think techno doesn’t care .
Techno: defeats Quackity in full netherite armor wielding just a pickaxe and donning iron armor Also Techno: is searching for a lead nearly the entire time, fails to see it hovering one square above all the potions in his hot bar
The fact that Techno fought Quackity shows he’d do anything to protect his friends. He could have just left the horse and ran, but he spent enough time trying to widen the tunnel that Quackity caught up to him.
Quackity: Has full enchanted Netherite Techno: (while wearing iron armor and a pickaxe) “Do you think you’re enough to kll me?” Quackity: walks backwards in fear
bc they know techno is the most powerful character in the smp, and they know if they help techno techno is not gonna kill them. and thats what I called big brain
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"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth!" - Technoblade
he got that from sun Tzu the art of pvp
and i shit you not he did that
@@riz3778 and then he named it toothpick.......
@@bhavyashah3246 I would have said I'm going to put this pickaxe in ur fuxking skull
toothpick
Techno: in the midst of being executed
Ghostbur: "I named him friend!"
Technoblade as a good brother to his dead brother "That's nice ghostbur"
Ghostbur is adorable
Same energy as that one meme with the guy thats gonna be executed and the one next to him says, “First Time?”
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Rip Friend
There’s 3 laws of motion and physics...
1. An object in motion, will stay in motion
2. The force on an object is equal to it’s mass times it’s acceleration
3. *Technoblade never dies*
Yes
That’s not a law of motion that’s just the law
F=-mdv/dt for the 3rd one
For every force, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
*Except Techno*
well said, somebody write that down
the fact that techno only just got a Postmortal achievement means that he has literally never been close to death that the totem of undying uses itself
Too good to die
well on java you have individual achievements for each world, so it just meant he had never popped a totem in the dream smp, not necessarily never on that account
@@that_one_duck9117 that's what he meant
@@that_one_duck9117 do yoy think he playes survival other than this? Hypixel dont even have those totema but yeah you can be right.
@@hitman2040 techno barely plays hypixel anymore I checked his profile and he hasn’t been on for a long while
Quackity: *confused how Techno survived*
Techno: *literally holding a totem*
quackity does not understand game mechanics
Tbh i saw phils pov and didnt notice the totem either, only saw the achievement.
@@squallshot I meant later while Quackity was going "hOw DiD yOu Do ThAt TeChNoBlADe!?" in the final control room Techno was holding a very obvious totem in his hand lol
@@ausramarcinkeviciute7840 lol yeah, you can't not see that. Just reffering to the initial confusion at the execution.
Dude, you guys are forgetting that Dream SMP is a roleplay server, quackity is not that dumb...
Dude when you see "Postmortal" appear in chat.. oh that gave me chillllls
Wtf why lol
@@ignacion388 it is quite satisfying to cheat death
also it was his first time on the server using a totem
@@ignacion388 bc hes never used a totem before he was just that cracked, RIP
Say it with me: “Not even close”
Not even close
Not even close
Not even close
Not even close
Not even close
Techno vs quackity is equivalent to a mech warrior with laser guided missles vs some dude in light combat armor and a m16
Im not sure who is who and i love it
If technoblade was either he'd win.
But that dude with a m16 is Rambo
Snake vs Metal Gear.
But that dude with a m16 is on drugs
whys is technos chat always obsessed with me
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"You think death can kill me quackity"
😂😂
Im sorry that i say this. But it is: do you think that death can stop me.
You really thought that killing me was enough to make me die?!?!?
bro u are deaf
To be fair he had a totem of undying.
Never will
5:13
"Do you think you are enough to kill me? Even unarmed, with iron armor. Do you really think you can take me?" That gave me chills.
How would that give you chills? Thats not scary or Intimidating at all
@@DominantDodo its techno
@@DominantDodo Clearly you don't know Technoblade, his words alone spill fear into his enemies.
@@DominantDodo the guy beat people in full armor while using wool at some point
@@DominantDodo Clearly u don't know who this man is
He was more worried about Carl than 4 people in netherite chasing him.
Carl is an essential plot device for techno
@@Ricardo5911jakakak And his retirement plan. Seriously, at this point I’m pretty sure that Fossilnet donated so much to Techno that it’s enough for him to buy Dream a house.
karl is a horse
he is gay
I like how “hog hunt” made this scene looks so cinematic but when u watch the actual thing it looks like a 3rd grade play
Thats what i thought lol
I watched it in the reverse order, thinking this one was epic and then when I watched hog hunt, it was like 1000x more epic
Those guys who make the animatics are gonna have a field day with today's streams
I'm SO excited for the animations of this
I’m not sure what their gonna be able to do with technoblade just beating the ever-loving hell out of quackity unless it’s like an epic fight scene lol.
@@HermitCree oh boy they did
just saw this comment after SAD-ist's new animation
I came to this video after watchng Sad-ist's new animation
This has to be one of Techno's best smp streams
he just bet that today
Can we talk about how he actually. Killed a guy. In full netherite and a diamond axe. With a. With a pickaxe. And iron armour. He's. He's so good.
I physically pogged so hard
And the fact that
1. The netherite was full prot 4
2. Techno didn't take even 1 heart of damage
@@Appy-qn4ni to be fair he did have stregnth and turtle potions that shit would do like 10 hearts with technos regular sword to a full prot 4
@@cainclay2435 mhm
When Punz just dropped in and started attacking them, I was so happy.
if technoblade had his sword and used a strength pot it would do about 17 dmg but this man had a pickaxe and beat his ass
crits too
I mean quackity was spamming the axe, and he had turtle master potions which alone are op but he had strength regen and speed potions too. it was in the script for techno to win so he was basically always gonna win
@@nagapandian only events are planned, outcomes arent
@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 Ohhh Ok
@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 this fight was definitely planned but only by techno and not by the writers. He probably figured someone would catch up to him and it would be epic to kick netherite people’s ass using a pickaxe.
He didn’t even need that pickaxe, that shit was for shits and giggles
The stream isn't even over you're so powerful
Lol give me the views.
@@novak_useless2637 I'm gonna give you at LEAST 100 views on my own lmao
That means a lot thank you!
@@novak_useless2637 :D also I watched your most annoying person in Bed Wars video, 10/10 you definitely earned my sub! :)
@@HermitCree that video was kind of mistake but I am glad you like it.
Techno: you should gone for the totem
Quackity: "I am... inevitable."
*(pulls the lever)*
Techno: "And I... am... Technoblade."
*(Technoblade has reached the goal: Postmortal)*
the whole interaction between quackity and techno was so funny
technoblade= captain jack sparrow
Lmao I saw someone say that in chat and didn’t get it until the stream was over
@@TheagenesFromThasos lol
You will remember this day as the day you almost caught technoblade
It was really fun to watch this live. This is better than any Netflix show out there
Agreed 😂
This was POGGGG ME GUSTA
"you think death can stop me quackity" those words hit hard after his death
It didn't stop him tho, he's still here in our hearts ♥
It's didn't stop him tho , A man will die , But not his ideas
My dude really killed him with a pickaxe
And iron armor
Have you seen his old skywars gameplay where he killed 9 people with a pickaxe?
@@BrokenTooth it was funny as heck, he obliterated them 😆😆
i cant find the skywars video does anyone have a link
@@Soda_Bobinski here> ruclips.net/video/cXczoMwdnT0/видео.html
This is the skywars vid, the time it happened was approximitly at 1:34 sec into the video i think
let's be honest even without armor technoblade still will win
I mean it’s staged, quackity died on purpose
@@puddlee if you think so
@@warhammer40k19 It is lmao, no one can be this trash. The smp is literally a role play script 😩
@@puddlee k
@@warhammer40k19 it is LMAO dream smp is staged
Tbh quackity actually helped him by giving him a free netherite set
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BISH
learn ur spelling nerd
@@emeraldraidz3167 He spelt it right tho-
@@emeraldraidz3167 he spelled it right tho
@@emeraldraidz3167 He spelt it right tho-
@@emeraldraidz3167 he spelled it right tho-
“When in doubt break your opponents teeth”
-Sun Tzu Art of War
5:34
Techno: “I have a pickaxe! And I will put it through your teeth quackity!”
"...replacing one ruthless dictator with another..."
- Technoblade, the Art of War
totem of undying: techno its not your time to die
Come.This is no place to die.
@Drowned what happened?
Damn, second Time techno's beat stupid odds teeth in with a pickaxe
techno: i need a lead!
also techno: starts mining a bigger tunnel for carl
me: you have a lead in your inv
The stream isn’t even over this is literally just theft
+1
Technically its fair use because its transformative just the fact that it shows a specific clip is enough ..
This video doesn’t have ad, what are they stealing?
@@saitama_stillchill6787 That's not how fair use works. There is no original value added to this, it's literally just ripped from the stream. If the video was analyzed or something instead, like how techno looked at the 100k duel, then it would be. This is just theft.
@@-Comet. well you are right ,but its not theft it’s definitely a douchey thing to do but not anything serious. its not benefiting the person who published it and its not affecting techno himself. I think techno doesn’t care .
5:12 I love this tone change in technoblade's voice
"Technoblade ThERe iS An aNvIL"
Techno: *Totem goes brrrrrrrrr*
0:54 “jack sparrow this already”
BRUH😭😂😂😂😂 so true
*Techno in the middle of an execution*
*Meanwhile..*
Ghostbur: I named him friend!
Techno: That’s fantastic Wilbur, *I’m about to die.*
The guy who said ‘JUST CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW THIS ALREADY’ really has good taste.
4:05 "you think death can stop me quackity?" it hurts so fucking much man
bruh
Techno: where’s a lead?
Dream: in the chest
Also technoblade: has lead in his inventory
You see how Techno broke his ankles in the beginning of the fight 😂
The fact that techno says “ I need a lead!” And then literally passes the lead in his inventory 😂
Proof that potions of swiftness, turtle master, strength, and regeneration combined are fucking apeshit berserk
I love the title “after killing quackity using a pickax.” It shows how he evens thinks it’s ridiculous
Techno: defeats Quackity in full netherite armor wielding just a pickaxe and donning iron armor
Also Techno: is searching for a lead nearly the entire time, fails to see it hovering one square above all the potions in his hot bar
"I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth!
*I'll put it through your teeth quackity!"*
The fact that Techno fought Quackity shows he’d do anything to protect his friends. He could have just left the horse and ran, but he spent enough time trying to widen the tunnel that Quackity caught up to him.
him not seeing the lead in his inventory and then throwing it out later is gold
Quackity: Has full enchanted netherite and a diamond axe
The Hog:I have a toothpick and I’m not afraid to use it
When he says I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth I actually get chills.
Quackity spamming the axe was killing me
3:13 'I need a lead!'
Bruh theres one in ur inventory lmfao
It feels like I just saw a child get drop kicked
Imagine coming from SAD-ist lol
The fact he was that confident he would win the 1v1 at 5:29 that he doesn't even need a notch apple lmao
Alternate title: Quackity plays with death himself
Holy crap the animatics are gonna be so lit
Ikr
A SAD-ist animation about this just came out and it does 😭😭
bro was so confident that he didn't even craft any diamond armor
he had diamonds in his ender chest
Technoblade almost die in the prison because someone could not read a book (philza)
And this was the first time he used postmortal xD
I hope quackity now knows the saying why “technoblade never dies” now
"You think death can stop me Quackity?"
Now his dead
Quackity: *has full netherite gear and a diamond axe*
Techno with only Iron armor and a Netherite pick: I like those odds
Technoblade can clutch escape his own execution and beat Quackity to death with a pickaxe but he can't find a lead in his OWN INVENTORY
Im pretty sure techno didn't even need the potions to kill this guy.
His name is quackity
@@mr.skellix7197 ik lmao
He didn’t but only cuz quackity spammed axe. If quackity timed the hits techno would have died for sure
"you think death can stop me?"
Nobody:
Techno: HEH. HEH
And that is why kids , technoblade NEVER DIES
I like how Fundy goes over to look at Friend when Ghostbur is introducing him. Very sweet
Expectation: Hog Hunt - Sadist
Reality: This clip
I can't wait for the animatics.
0:45 Hog hunt be like:
3:55 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
-R.I.P
Wow the hog hunt animation made this look so much cooler than it was. He said hi to ghostbur as punz played ring around the Rosie
Wait does that mean quackity lost his last life
Idk man
What was his first death?
@@memebot4320 wait what do they each have 3 lives is that a rule where they can only canonically die 3 times
Everyone has 3 canon lives, except dream, dream only dies if he does a sick backflip into a volcanoe impressing everyone.
@@JKDrixter lol
Techno had ten heats in iron armor fighting with a pixaxe
he had potions and potions are overpowered in 1.16
He had a god apple also
@@GMFan he never used the god apple
@@GMFan and he forgot to eat the God Apple
Quackity was spamming axe also he had potions
Me after yesterday's stream: *oh how the tables have turned...*
Yep
Everyone: in war
Techno:about to be executed
Ghost bur: I named him friend!
"You think death can stop me?"- Techno
Quackitys little uunnghhh when he died is awsome
"you think death can stop me?" 😭😭😭
Remember :TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE
Technoblade in execution: would'nt break the glass to let him free
Technoblade in pandora's vault: Tells dream to mine obsidian with mining fatigue
Techno: *Looking for a Lead*
Also Techno: Has a Lead in his inventory.
Fell free to sub and like for more cool moments of Dream SMP.
Sorry i didnt fell free
@@spacedominator7163 then feel captured.
@@novak_useless2637 yes'nt
@@novak_useless2637 which stream was this?
@@plasmac.l.a.n2014 I think its technoblde youtube Nothing goes wrong.
we all should thank dream for creating this smp which gave us so many pog moments
Rest easy Legend
Wilbur:walking with his sheep think about being dead
Everyone:Starts screaming
Quackity: Has full enchanted Netherite
Techno: (while wearing iron armor and a pickaxe) “Do you think you’re enough to kll me?”
Quackity: walks backwards in fear
a dμmb@55 ignores the fact that techno had op potions and only assumes that techno only done it with just iron armor
@@_.zxc._ quackity used a iron axe but ok
5:50 I just burst out laughing for 3 minutes straight on this single moment
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
I wonder why punz and dream helped 🤔🤔
bc they know techno is the most powerful character in the smp, and they know if they help techno techno is not gonna kill them.
and thats what I called big brain
@@emma-dh1pv yeah later on in the stream techno says he owes dream a favor
Meibe because e as 55 WITERS IN IS SECRETE BASE
It’s in the script
@@carladieguez6406 I can see dream having fun setting that up with techno honestly.
the fact that alex had full netherite and died by a person using pickaxe is just literal bruh
He was spamming the axe. Techno had turtle master potions, which alone are op but he had strength, speed and regen potions too.
I like how techno went to eat the god apple but decided that was overkill
Carl is alive POG
we already know,
Sad-ist is gonna make one heck of an animation for this one
Grammar 10/10 no sarcasm
@@iamletomas shh no one saw that
lol
Is it bad me to think they are the bad guys in this situation?
PD: Big Q got OWNED so hard
Technoblade: **gets hit by an anvil** **survives**
Also technoblade: all that for a drop of blood
U can physically imagine dream facepalming during that