I Joined a SECRET Chinese HOI4 Game

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • I was invited to a SUPER SECRET Chinese HOI4 Multiplayer game where only Chinese people play in.
    This is how a China Only game looks like in Hearts of Iron 4, it's time to show some esports!
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    #hoi4 #hoi4multiplayer #china #heartsofiron4

Комментарии • 125

  • @informant4cia
    @informant4cia 6 месяцев назад +790

    They said my VPN was weak. Now I'm in a reeducation camp.

    • @ezrakristianto8069
      @ezrakristianto8069 6 месяцев назад +3

      Brruuhhh thats funny 😂😂😂

    • @alfarizz2
      @alfarizz2 6 месяцев назад +4

      Nah, dankus is now honorary chinese

  • @TheClem9779
    @TheClem9779 6 месяцев назад +784

    Just a Vanilla Game:
    -Italy owns almost the entire Med
    -Germany ate up everyone
    -Ethiopia is a mess
    What sort of Vanilla is this? ahahah

    • @luxx_pl
      @luxx_pl 6 месяцев назад +29

      look at the date at the beginning of the video

    • @maxheiskanen7634
      @maxheiskanen7634 6 месяцев назад +108

      @@luxx_pl october 1936 italy aint gonna own all that

    • @St3v3NWL
      @St3v3NWL 6 месяцев назад +98

      Chinese players are just more competent than Swimmy.

    • @yougoslavia
      @yougoslavia 6 месяцев назад +13

      This isn't vanilla this is a different flavour.

    • @grimsleeper1006
      @grimsleeper1006 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@St3v3NWLthat’s not hard

  • @Kiwi-lj9jc
    @Kiwi-lj9jc 6 месяцев назад +355

    "we should purge as soon as we can"

  • @asherwoodrow7471
    @asherwoodrow7471 6 месяцев назад +194

    all memes aside the coop was a G

  • @citywokbesitzer6834
    @citywokbesitzer6834 6 месяцев назад +152

    Guys, I can't believe they gave Dankus his own Unit in Clash of Clans (Goblins)!

  • @manithefluffy
    @manithefluffy 6 месяцев назад +166

    finally dankus playing on his servers

  • @ha7650
    @ha7650 6 месяцев назад +257

    they say my china is weak

  • @MassiveChoad-vr5gy
    @MassiveChoad-vr5gy 6 месяцев назад +83

    what tf is this rule set lmao italy is basically rome by 1938

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 6 месяцев назад +9

      strong axis ruleset gotta be, Soviet's can't support mao

    • @IceKnight678
      @IceKnight678 6 месяцев назад

      It's vanilla

  • @TypologyTable
    @TypologyTable 6 месяцев назад +149

    This Finland player was gaming hard

    • @KEVIN_IS_HERE
      @KEVIN_IS_HERE 6 месяцев назад +7

      beating dankus and that chinese guy was his life goal lol

  • @jakubbraun1041
    @jakubbraun1041 6 месяцев назад +61

    Dankus try not to suggest rule breaking strats for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 6 месяцев назад +33

    I want to see Dankus do his own build vs the Chinese lobby and see how he holds up

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yep that would be fun. He should play a major though so he can sweep the floor. As a minor he would be too dependent on his allies

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 6 месяцев назад +71

    They say hoi is banned in China, then this happened

    • @KFishproductionII
      @KFishproductionII 6 месяцев назад +10

      not at all, they absolutely love TNO and Kaiserreich in China

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@KFishproductionII I know since most mods in the workshop is Chinese. The comment this refers to the meme of dankus titles such as "They say my (inser county) is weak, then this happened"

  • @Noone-vu8iv
    @Noone-vu8iv 6 месяцев назад +32

    Our Dankus in HOI,
    hallowed be your name.
    Your Build come,
    Your will be done
    As on Majors,
    So on Minors.
    Give us today our daily e-sports.
    And forgive us our joe biden,
    as we forgive those who joe biden against us.
    Lead us not into late game build,
    but deliver us from Joe Biden gameplay.
    For the Dankus, the skill and the glory are yours
    now and forever.
    Gz.

  • @adriansauer1409
    @adriansauer1409 6 месяцев назад +56

    I have no idea what happened and I love it.

  • @vietphongton174
    @vietphongton174 6 месяцев назад +38

    Dankus checking out the competition before he gets drafted in a couple of months 😂😂

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 6 месяцев назад +13

    "Vanilla game"
    1936 and Italy owns the Med, annexed Turkey, and Germany already has Molotov borders???

  • @rnpola9408
    @rnpola9408 6 месяцев назад +35

    "We only lost 9 million men" -Stalin 1945

  • @groggroggus7298
    @groggroggus7298 6 месяцев назад +9

    ”We only lost 9 million men.” - Average Soviet player

  • @zack9279
    @zack9279 6 месяцев назад +26

    I sense the restraint from dankus 😂

  • @TheRagaz
    @TheRagaz 6 месяцев назад +7

    dankus got schooled on how to play hoi4

  • @Ghost-cd5zm
    @Ghost-cd5zm 6 месяцев назад +30

    no way this is chinese game cuz tibet exists.

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 6 месяцев назад +7

      they never said Tibet wasn't a thing they said Tibet is Chinese and everything about Tibet is Chinese
      same with Taiwan, they're fine with the start date having Japan hold the territory but China(both communist and non commi) must always retain a core to the island

  • @GREENDIET2137
    @GREENDIET2137 6 месяцев назад +108

    Next episode: I joined KIM JONG UN's HOI4 game

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 6 месяцев назад +27

    they said my chinese is weak

  • @gaspy2458
    @gaspy2458 6 месяцев назад +11

    Oriental meta x Occidental meta, the clash of ages

  • @JimboHiggin
    @JimboHiggin 6 месяцев назад +18

    What’s the mod he usually uses for multiplayer (I know this is vanilla)

    • @pickleman4220
      @pickleman4220 6 месяцев назад +11

      their finest bruh (tfb)

    • @JimboHiggin
      @JimboHiggin 6 месяцев назад

      @@pickleman4220 ok thx

    • @umweida2309
      @umweida2309 6 месяцев назад

      @@JimboHigginno it’s LW

  • @hihilow56
    @hihilow56 6 месяцев назад +5

    the fact china isn't just owned 100% by the PRC from day one is kinda based for this being a chinese-hosted HOI game

  • @_Recluse
    @_Recluse 6 месяцев назад +3

    You know Dankus basically gives up microing when He's not in his monitor but instead leaning back in his chair

  • @KokenyRichard
    @KokenyRichard 6 месяцев назад +2

    What on earth is this soviet build😂

  • @ИванРодионов-у5ь
    @ИванРодионов-у5ь 6 месяцев назад +6

    Wtf was this winter war

    • @Yrojrund
      @Yrojrund 6 месяцев назад

      my question too

    • @Agentsierrabravo
      @Agentsierrabravo 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Yrojrunddankus was handicapped in division making and what he can do like air and naval invasions. And what tech he can produce. Germany also had 1940 planes and tanks from start date

  • @walx274
    @walx274 6 месяцев назад +2

    i assume italy owns all the med to reduce lag from the additional countries
    but if thats the case WHY is ethiopia broken up into SO MANY COUNTRIES

  • @lordderpington8021
    @lordderpington8021 6 месяцев назад +3

    dankus once again doesn't read rules like a boss

  • @jereh7253
    @jereh7253 6 месяцев назад +3

    off course you can´t attack china (manchuria) in the chinese hoi4 rules lmao

    • @Cleverly_Named
      @Cleverly_Named 6 месяцев назад

      Chinese people, known for their love of Japanese puppet states in WW2

  • @user-pd6ev9gb7j
    @user-pd6ev9gb7j 6 месяцев назад +2

    pov: dankus shows himself getting encircled so he isnt hunted down by the chinese government

  • @akixhunfn5096
    @akixhunfn5096 6 месяцев назад +3

    they said i dont have enough social credit so i did this...

  • @quichrlyn
    @quichrlyn 6 месяцев назад

    that thumbnail is CRAZY

  • @alfarizz2
    @alfarizz2 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:31 this guy is SUS taiwanese

  • @周昀-u9l
    @周昀-u9l 6 месяцев назад +9

    有意思

    • @BeyazZenc
      @BeyazZenc 6 месяцев назад +3

      is it true that there are no trees in china?

    • @周昀-u9l
      @周昀-u9l 6 месяцев назад +4

      yes, and all chinese people can fly so that we can avoid traffic jams @@BeyazZenc

    • @BeyazZenc
      @BeyazZenc 6 месяцев назад

      @@周昀-u9l Incredible

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@周昀-u9lmy grandfathers flying privilleges were reprimanded after his social credits ran out

  • @sigusmundcomibra5788
    @sigusmundcomibra5788 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dankus my favroite Chinese hoi4 streamer

  • @jimmyclyde
    @jimmyclyde 6 месяцев назад +2

    "we should purge as fast as we can" oh boy...

  • @RyanJosepher
    @RyanJosepher 6 месяцев назад +1

    your Russia lost? whhaaaaa

  • @Ondog1234
    @Ondog1234 6 месяцев назад +3

    For those who are curious why Chinese can still play hoi4, thats because some of the Chinese streamers actually does not live in China currently and for those streamers inside China, they would add some mod to change the names of some “politically incorrect” countries, like Mysterious power of Xi’an Xi for Communist China to avoid getting banned

  • @user-vh1vx6hf5p
    @user-vh1vx6hf5p 6 месяцев назад +1

    some ballsey memes, def one of your best vids in a while.

  • @alexvonrom7942
    @alexvonrom7942 6 месяцев назад +1

    They said my social credit was low..

  • @aboi6638
    @aboi6638 6 месяцев назад

    strongest swede on soviets, weakest chinese on finland

  • @stalinism6022
    @stalinism6022 6 месяцев назад +1

    这是哪个联机群的局啊?

  • @chalintai3233
    @chalintai3233 6 месяцев назад

    Why don't you play more vanilla?

  • @YungIsyan
    @YungIsyan 6 месяцев назад

    where are the "They said" Videos😭and when are you gonna tell us who "They" are😭

  • @626Late
    @626Late 6 месяцев назад

    Giga chad Finland soloing the whole ass soviet union with tanks :D?

  • @roeldee5256
    @roeldee5256 6 месяцев назад

    "Vanilla". Bruh look at this Japan lol (and ger and ita)

  • @St3v3NWL
    @St3v3NWL 6 месяцев назад +1

    Do North Korea game next

  • @bomboclatlawg
    @bomboclatlawg 6 месяцев назад

    So if they play japan or usa they go to chinese prison?

  • @norisk4future33
    @norisk4future33 6 месяцев назад

    Yoo you should play a game where all the chjinese dudes are on one team and Dankus and his little friends on the other

  • @trydron2274
    @trydron2274 6 месяцев назад

    Please make other people louder and your voice a little bit less loud

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 6 месяцев назад

    The CCP congratulations letter is on it's way

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 6 месяцев назад +1

    Based

  • @zolls1537
    @zolls1537 6 месяцев назад

    Why were ur tanks so bad i thought tonk stronk?

  • @PipaQinse233
    @PipaQinse233 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hmm… no comment.

  • @Cromwell_
    @Cromwell_ 6 месяцев назад

    Next get a Chinese player to coop you in tfb

  • @catherinejared8717
    @catherinejared8717 5 месяцев назад

    Promo'SM 🤷

  • @bigchungus-kf9cm
    @bigchungus-kf9cm 6 месяцев назад

    they said my mandarin is weak..

  • @Ixertius
    @Ixertius 6 месяцев назад

    The soviet build in question

  • @terraflare2962
    @terraflare2962 6 месяцев назад

    I thought hoi4 is banned china

  • @natewin4
    @natewin4 6 месяцев назад

    +100000 social credit score!

  • @YouKnowLarry6615
    @YouKnowLarry6615 6 месяцев назад

    Ask them about 1989

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund 6 месяцев назад +1

    God wtf is the balancing this actuallly hurt to watch

  • @icarvs_vivit
    @icarvs_vivit 6 месяцев назад +1

    SHASHAMGA

  • @samadams2203
    @samadams2203 6 месяцев назад

    "It's not allowed"

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 6 месяцев назад

    Social credits -99999

  • @visibilityridden7251
    @visibilityridden7251 6 месяцев назад

    China players best

  • @ttvcragz548
    @ttvcragz548 6 месяцев назад

    this was a fever dream

  • @vj0r997
    @vj0r997 6 месяцев назад

    BING CHILLING

  • @Alexvondark
    @Alexvondark 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wasny hoi banned in china?

    • @the_parkourguy2879
      @the_parkourguy2879 6 месяцев назад

      Kid named vpn

    • @Alexvondark
      @Alexvondark 6 месяцев назад

      But isn't there really good secret service in china?

  • @vintin5637
    @vintin5637 6 месяцев назад

    first, keep up the uploads

  • @minatomadara3436
    @minatomadara3436 6 месяцев назад +1

    Why Japan civil war?

    • @perimarc6008
      @perimarc6008 6 месяцев назад

      I guess Xi would reduce their social credits score if they invaded as happened historically...

    • @hansmohammed5486
      @hansmohammed5486 6 месяцев назад

      Because is Japan and they are chinese lol

    • @Agentsierrabravo
      @Agentsierrabravo 6 месяцев назад

      Because the Chinese rule set basically removed the sino Japan war and Japan as a factor, which is why the allies steamrolled Europe

    • @minatomadara3436
      @minatomadara3436 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Agentsierrabravowhy unbalance the game so much?

  • @tbiddywag6245
    @tbiddywag6245 6 месяцев назад

    ESPORTS ALTA ESPORTS

  • @depayss2428
    @depayss2428 6 месяцев назад

    is there a VOD for this?

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly 6 месяцев назад

    Hello

  • @henrikkuhi9435
    @henrikkuhi9435 6 месяцев назад

    first to blow

  • @thisworldshallknowpain5115
    @thisworldshallknowpain5115 6 месяцев назад +3

    ehre diggi hab grad neu angefangen mit hoi4 und deine vids richtig angenehm G ! samma könntest du mal als Yugo Albanien oder Grichnland starten wäre cool ja echt ehre genimmt bis bald undso grüess us de shwiz

  • @CarlosianBigWang
    @CarlosianBigWang 6 месяцев назад +1

    Man just some chineese gamers with their door barricaded so they can at least finish the game while the little pinks are trying to bash down their door If they figure out they are playing hoi4. These are lads I can respect gaming with their lives on the line 🫡