Someone needs to do "Babies on the Plane", like "Snakes on the Plane", but Indiana Jones jumped into the flyer... "Babies, why did it have to be babies."
He's just using an old trope about baldness. I'd be surprised if he actually means it. And yeah Bruce was really one of the first to lean into the look. I think he looks cooler without hair. Same with the actor that played Vic Macky on The Shield, Michael Chiklis
You are hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣 I loved the whole set! ❤❤❤ Thank you so much for the laughs, man!! Oh and btw, bald is sexy!!! 🎉❤ Maybe my bald preference came from my first bf in high school- 10th grade - he wore a hat all of the time bc he was almost bald on top at 15/16 years old 😢 not many ppl knew that. But like i said... i love a bald man! 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
He's out there really making whit bald guys who are normal and comfortable with themselves seem like creep PDFiles and stalkers. That's messed up. This was almost really cringy
You really have to have a good head shape to pull totally bald off and still be HOT! Unfortunately for Pete, God played a mean trick on him. His head shape and size is not optimal for the bald yet still really hot look. And yes, he has great facial features and eyes. My Dad whom I adored, he's passed, went prematurely bald and he fought it like the plaque, did the comb over for as long as I could remember. I wrote him a poem as an adult that read, You don't need alot of hair to be a great Dad...and listed everything I love so much about him. Not sure if he was thrilled or insulted, but it was from my heart and I needed to say it in a way that kinda made it a bit funny and not overly or sickeningly sweet or weird.
Hey! I have always liked men with a bald head. I am very serious. I think it started when I was a child and I watched Mr Clean commercials. Seriously....
Next time, instead of saying, "I'll see you at the meeting" to the other folicely impaired guys, say, "I'll see you at the support group!" That would work! I give you free reign to use that with no commission or royalty needed! lol 🤣
My hair started turning gray, Then it started turning loose. So i started shaving my head so I would get depressed seeing how thin my hair was getting and how full my comb or brush was every time I combed or brushed my hair. My kids had never seen me with hair until lock down. I decided that i wasn't shaving my head until lock down was over. My kids (and wife) have asked... er... DEMANDED that i never do that again. But my neice (19)(who we let move in) kept calling me bald. Even after I asked her to stop. So now I'm not gonna cut it again until it is at least a little bit longer than lock down hair got. They have to look at it, I don't.
I'm disappointed in him... 😢 I expected at least one joke about all bald guys... being victimized as being stereotyped as super villians... I mean Magneto, Lex Luthor, The King Pin, Dr. Robotbuttnik/Eggman, Voldemort, Thanos, Dr. Doom, Mr. Freeze (as played by 'The Terminator'), Dr. Hugo Strange, Brainac (AI from Batman/Super), and finally... Dr. Evil himself! Honestly, having a PhD really helps, after all... what else is that piece paper and all that 'knowledge' even useful for anyways!
If you're going to make a career out of a smooth head, maybe try out for some razor commercials. I found fewer funny jokes in this skit then there are hairs on your head.
Only made it to 2:10. Don't be limited by bald. Never met my husband til after he lost his hair. But he had a great mustach. Never knew him without it. Never thought I would marry a bald guy, but he was a better man, even bald, than many who can sport curly locks. It isn't the looks, its what's inside. And it better be more than self-concern.
Imagine it this way, the part that still has hair and you keep it short is the stands all around the bald we call the field and when the game is on the spectators come and go imagine if you would have fleas they don't cross the field you see, imagining that way will make kids like your stadium we just say like Oh that man with a stadium on his head, try it just think you are an official and see the kids interested in how many seats does that stadium have
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After being bald for years he still owns a a comb. He couldn't part with it. 😂
🎵"Oh wheeeere is my hairbrush? Oh wheeeeeeere..."🎵
Giving him material? Lololol....
Dry Bar Comedy, you're making RUclips a better place
I think it's worser.
@@1mustardtigerThat's not a word
@@stacym896 Go vote for Trump Karen.
@@1mustardtigerTrump Karen? Who's that? What party platform are they running on?
@@ldo1308 one you'd vote for dingus.
That part of having a kid draw you to see what you look like to other people, that's hilarious!
I grow a beard...it helps to make up for the "lost cause".. lol
Also he doesnt even look creepy it just white dudes normally fight it so we aren't used to it just accept it
I can't really grow a beard . All I can grow is a mustache and chin patch.
Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
If it makes him feel any better, I didn't initially think he was white!😂
Yeah tbh he looks biracial
...How? He is very clearly Caucasian.
Love when he called up the other bald giys to stand with him hahaha i died 😅😅
The three bald guys standing at the stage. Hilarious! Made your point, very well!
That ending was brutal lol 😅 what a left turn
Someone needs to do "Babies on the Plane", like "Snakes on the Plane", but Indiana Jones jumped into the flyer... "Babies, why did it have to be babies."
😂🤣😂🤣 that would be a horror movie not a thriller!!! 😂😂😂❤❤❤ you are too funny!
3:55 All 3 together can be Blue Man Group
Missed opportunity
Off headline, disagree.
Bruce Willis is one of the coolest people ever. Also, many of my friends are bald and white.
My husband is bald, wouldn't trade him for the world.
They're all creepy
He's just using an old trope about baldness. I'd be surprised if he actually means it.
And yeah Bruce was really one of the first to lean into the look. I think he looks cooler without hair. Same with the actor that played Vic Macky on The Shield, Michael Chiklis
We are evolving into a hairless species. Guys with hair are … kind of throwbacks.
You are hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣 I loved the whole set! ❤❤❤ Thank you so much for the laughs, man!! Oh and btw, bald is sexy!!! 🎉❤ Maybe my bald preference came from my first bf in high school- 10th grade - he wore a hat all of the time bc he was almost bald on top at 15/16 years old 😢 not many ppl knew that. But like i said... i love a bald man! 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Utterly hilarious 😂😂😂
Your not bald if you have a beard, you just got into a gravity well..😮
Imagine Vincent Price in an old Batman TV show... Sorry. Had to say it.
Were you worried about getting "egg" on your face?🤔
He's out there really making whit bald guys who are normal and comfortable with themselves seem like creep PDFiles and stalkers. That's messed up. This was almost really cringy
You really have to have a good head shape to pull totally bald off and still be HOT! Unfortunately for Pete, God played a mean trick on him. His head shape and size is not optimal for the bald yet still really hot look. And yes, he has great facial features and eyes. My Dad whom I adored, he's passed, went prematurely bald and he fought it like the plaque, did the comb over for as long as I could remember. I wrote him a poem as an adult that read, You don't need alot of hair to be a great Dad...and listed everything I love so much about him. Not sure if he was thrilled or insulted, but it was from my heart and I needed to say it in a way that kinda made it a bit funny and not overly or sickeningly sweet or weird.
OOF.. no comedian ever would have thanked you for THAT cutoff point. "What are you doing to me over here?!"
Fire the editor.
Hey Cousin!
Hey! I have always liked men with a bald head. I am very serious. I think it started when I was a child and I watched Mr Clean commercials. Seriously....
Next time, instead of saying, "I'll see you at the meeting" to the other folicely impaired guys, say, "I'll see you at the support group!" That would work! I give you free reign to use that with no commission or royalty needed! lol 🤣
We all knew the meeting he referred to WAS a support group 😂😂😂
I'd def be scared lowkey @3:50
My hair started turning gray,
Then it started turning loose.
So i started shaving my head so I would get depressed seeing how thin my hair was getting and how full my comb or brush was every time I combed or brushed my hair.
My kids had never seen me with hair until lock down. I decided that i wasn't shaving my head until lock down was over.
My kids (and wife) have asked... er... DEMANDED that i never do that again. But my neice (19)(who we let move in) kept calling me bald. Even after I asked her to stop. So now I'm not gonna cut it again until it is at least a little bit longer than lock down hair got. They have to look at it, I don't.
Very charming very funny 👏🏾
Like we don't have enough to be insecure about as men. I get its comedy but still..
that's hilarious.
Bald guys always grow a beard 😂
Totally, like if you look at the screen at 03:50... One out of the three of them did
This dude is really not funny at all.
You must be bald.
@@artemkalinchuk Haha getting there but he's just super boring.
When does the funny start?
Try again.
There is nothing wrong with bald white men. My brother looks good bald as a white guy.
Can Dry Bar get back to Comedy? Instead of Self Loathing hacks? Anti White, Anti men , now anti bald? Really? Book some talent please.
I agree with you. He's just whining. Not funny at all.
I find bald men with no beards sexy.
Self hate. Not good.
Have some pride
I am a hairy white dude w/ a beard. My mom looked at me one day and said "it's so funny how hair grows every place but your head..." 🤨
I'm bald and I'm ashamed that you call yourself a comedian
As a fellow bald white guy, I approve this message!😂😂
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Nah. Cat ladies are creepier.
Counterpoint - blacks
So, 6 mins of bald jokes 🤦♀️.
I'm disappointed in him... 😢 I expected at least one joke about all bald guys... being victimized as being stereotyped as super villians... I mean Magneto, Lex Luthor, The King Pin, Dr. Robotbuttnik/Eggman, Voldemort, Thanos, Dr. Doom, Mr. Freeze (as played by 'The Terminator'), Dr. Hugo Strange, Brainac (AI from Batman/Super), and finally... Dr. Evil himself!
Honestly, having a PhD really helps, after all... what else is that piece paper and all that 'knowledge' even useful for anyways!
If you're going to make a career out of a smooth head, maybe try out for some razor commercials.
I found fewer funny jokes in this skit then there are hairs on your head.
Only made it to 2:10. Don't be limited by bald. Never met my husband til after he lost his hair. But he had a great mustach. Never knew him without it. Never thought I would marry a bald guy, but he was a better man, even bald, than many who can sport curly locks. It isn't the looks, its what's inside. And it better be more than self-concern.
One Lame bald joke stretched to over 6 minutes. Pitiful !
Imagine it this way, the part that still has hair and you keep it short is the stands all around the bald we call the field and when the game is on the spectators come and go imagine if you would have fleas they don't cross the field you see, imagining that way will make kids like your stadium we just say like Oh that man with a stadium on his head, try it just think you are an official and see the kids interested in how many seats does that stadium have
Please write a new gig and try something funny.
bald white guy with tats, a badge and a gun... that's creepier. god help you if they put on gloves.