When he said “it started charging him for playing” It reminded me of this lego game i played like 6 years ago that I accidentally set to spanish and never played again
@Mary Bennett you fake ugly 1988 profile picture girl you're so stupid I really think we're going to fall for your 1988 scam you stupid I was going to go to your Google fake fake what's it called your fake website freaking stupid websites probably doesn't give you the runs you're so dumb he probably you probably think you're going to get lots of liquid lots of money cuz of these stupid little kids but he's stupid little kids aren't stupid anymore they're like a smart little minions like minions are stupid so they're smart minions
My mother neglected me half my life. Just watching your videos makes me forget all about that. You made my life so much better. Im so thankful for you. Keep being you Albert. Dont let anyone get to your head!
You know several Albert's a brother only Albert's a brother it says word line so you don't take you can only say chill and Roebucks but you cannot say brother because it was really offencive to me because me and my brother are boyfriend and boyfriend and he is my other girlfriend like boyfriend but like also you cannot say brother you could only say chill and Robux but you cannot say Robux you could say Roblox but also when you come to another video and say oh dang brother I will actually come and attack you with my disgusting mouth say all these words on my disgusting little brain my disgusting big forehead and a small little brain with my disgusting troll fingers typing all these big ginormous words so you could go and jump off a bridge with my brother and my children and my Robux so also the was a
My Mom said he’s ugly :( And My Dad said he’s annoying :( Not exaggerating tho XD its kinda sad and because of this im not allowed to watch him on the TV And My dad calls him “the screaming man”
Once I was in a full movie theater watching endgame and it was the quietest part of the movie and I had to sneeze I ended up making the loudest sneeze with the loudest fart at the same time ;-; thanks for my story time
When did I say I hate pets? I said Albert SAID that he hates pets even though he owns 2 dogs. Plus Bedrock and Peach are the cutest I watched both videos of them getting the dogs, so you just misread.
I remember around 2 years ago my school held a Santa shop for the younger kids in the school, and they just so happened to sell webkinz. My brother had brought home a polar bear one. He named him Mr.Fart Bear.
The fact that “they think im the dad” and “they think I gave berth to him I am him” is in the same sentence is both funny and concerning at the same time
Watching a adult play a Animal Jam looking game while angrily screaming at their monitor is the *perfect* kick start to my morning. I knew of it, I didn't know what it was. Turned out to be a game. *Webkinz.*
i literally thought that the "bury ur pet in a grave" thing was real lmao Edit: EVERYONE BUY WEBKINZ, THERE'S EXTRA TOILET PAPER ON THEIR BUTTS Edit 2: so i used to be james on froggy chair... i'm a girl
Bro, i feel you. i can’t get out my sketchbook without someone coming up to me and saying something like: “Woah, did you draw that?!” “That’s sooooo cool!” “How did you do that?” “Why is there lines on the face?” “Can you draw me?”
Игры
Albert: *spills soda on himself*
Me: I wonder what's going through his mind when he makes videos
You know the rules and so Do I
Zoe lol 😂
The more u know...
AHAHA Zoe :]
Say goodbye-
He is surely on with *himslef*
Duck or whatever: Hello th-
Albert: SHUT UPPPP
Duck or whatever: *T R I G G E R E D*
😝
And I oop.
Lol
*penguin* I'm grammerly xd
Its a platypus...
I'm still watching this in 2024 😭😭🙏🙏
Damn bro hurry up the video isn’t that long
yhh fr i love his vids from like 2018-2020
Same 😭
Samme lol
Real
Honestly, I would listen to Albert saying “Webkinz” for an hour.
WEBKINS
W E B K I N Z
W E B K I N Z
W E B K I N Z
W E B K I N S
When he said “it started charging him for playing”
It reminded me of this lego game i played like 6 years ago that I accidentally set to spanish and never played again
Bart jeff wow-
That happened to me but I changed my Lego game to English .-. Back then I didn't know much English I was like 9 .-.
Bart jeff, SADDD :p
@@delta5425 what is your native language?
@@mauvsstuff4742 Spanish.Español :>
0:00 , *puts headphones on, not realizing volume is all the way up*
Albert: “ WEBKINZZZZZ
Ow thats loud i just heard that OW
Aaaa music to my ears..
:)
.
Wait, dadda?
7:50 *That laugh was legendary* the best laugh in the whole history
Yes he is soo cute
7:46 i love how albert drinks cola and ad does perfect timing
His laugh was so wholesome
E
**BURY YOUR PET IN A GRAVE**
Albert - MY PETS GONNA GET **DIABETES**
Mary Bennett stop lying to yourself buster
@Mary Bennett you fake ugly 1988 profile picture girl you're so stupid I really think we're going to fall for your 1988 scam you stupid I was going to go to your Google fake fake what's it called your fake website freaking stupid websites probably doesn't give you the runs you're so dumb he probably you probably think you're going to get lots of liquid lots of money cuz of these stupid little kids but he's stupid little kids aren't stupid anymore they're like a smart little minions like minions are stupid so they're smart minions
DEATH
-Albert 2018-2019
@@esperanzaarinaga7984 oh my
Name your pet!
Albert: Fartspit
AI: invalid
Albert: FartShine
AI: invalid
Albert: *die*
AI: Ok!
Me: ⊙﹏⊙
Wat the wat
WhY
Wow uh that got dark real fast
What a truly beautiful thing the world has came to ^v^
The "Me" here, is completely random and totally spoils what is otherwise a... decent... comment. Maybe just change that "Me" to "Albert".
Welp logic
1:48 I’m in love with the way he said that lol
same i love that voice lol
OOOOOOWWWWW
@@BatteryAcidBreakfast AI AEM SUEANG WOLMART
My mother neglected me half my life. Just watching your videos makes me forget all about that. You made my life so much better. Im so thankful for you. Keep being you Albert. Dont let anyone get to your head!
I’m so sorry
tmi but sorry :
I hope you’re in a better situation now
LOL HAHAHAHHAH
@@drsnakhenry653 its not a joke?
4:10
Albert: “fartshine”
Webkinz: “n o”
Albert: “Die”
Webkinz: “ah lovely”
Albert: “ *HAHAHAHAHHAAH* “
someone said this 4 months after u said this
@@icryduringsex_ u mean before?
D i e
@danganronpa xaddxct how do font
𝙳 𝙞 𝘦
i like how albert is a mix beetween a normal person and a deranged psycho path
So true
Albert is more Of a psychopath
i wonder what his parents are like now...
Yes
@@imneversupposedtowin5974 well he doesnt have a mom-
Accidentally laughed and 4.2 gallons of water came out of my nose and ears. Great video!!
Are u ok? 😨😨😨
LMAOOOOO
Ears 😭
ARE YOU OK???
When Albert spilt that pop all over him, I felt that on a personal level
I do that more than I’d like to admit.
Same.
"Im clicking with my ninja mouse, it's not ninjaing" - Albert 2019
169 likes wow.
the more you know
15:29 15:30
I was crying bc my parents divorced but Albert gave me a big smile on my face and a lot of laughs
I'm sorry to hear that (This my dad's acc)
I’m so sorry to hear that I hope it gets better for you and your parents
Aw man I hope you get better dude
I'm sorry that happened to you :(
It’s ok
I know how u feel :)
“They are going to love it!”
Albert: “YOU THINK SO?”
6:28
I love how Albert gets progressively more and more unhinged
Albert: buRY YOUR PET IN A GRAAVVe
I actually thought it said that lol
Same lol
Same XD
Same lmao
DerpySnowman YT
Same lmao
Ayyy matching profile pictures!
“look at me giving all these animals false hope”
-albert 2019
Dead
“aw do u think so?”
“AW DO U THINK SO? 👹”
-2019 albert
hilarious
“Rumble rumble there’s a feeling in my tumble” 💀💀😭
*reads title*
Me: *has vietnam flashbacks to the webkinz killer...*
Indeed
Wasn’t that a myth (no mean to stir up drama just what I heard)
Oh shit yes, i have nightmares of that.
??????
Thought i was the only one
My grandma played Webkinz for a long time, and also got me Two of the stuffed animal things.
Thank you, Gammy.
Miss you
F
I love *Gammy* too
@Jacob Escalera F
F
F
“Rumble rumble in my tumble, ooOooh” lol that’s so funny
7:46 that synced in so perfectly with Albert drinking the Cola 😂
3:00 , the most chaotic moment of Albert's life
underrated comment
I was hoping at the beginning to see Albert in his Chuck-A-Cheese costume to this 🤣
XD
Me too
🅐🅖🅡🅔🅔🅓
Its not a costume,its his *R E A L F O R M*
True
Idk why i laughed when albert said you can play anywhere if you put your phone in the microwave for 3 minutes!
Idk I'm just weird
I had this at FULL VOLUME in the car, and the "WEBKINS!" At the beginning scared the be Jesus out of me and my mom lol 😂
Albert: _spills cola on his shirt_
Me: he better clean it up
Albert: _ignores it_
Me: ...
XD
Lmao
Play boku no roblox
"you guys remember webkins?"
Me (an intellectual): *no what the dang are you talking about brother*
Kalli Dunnam IKR I have no idea what dat it😂
LOL Last time I check which was 20 seconds ago you had like 87 now you’re getting them so fast!
You know several Albert's a brother only Albert's a brother it says word line so you don't take you can only say chill and Roebucks but you cannot say brother because it was really offencive to me because me and my brother are boyfriend and boyfriend and he is my other girlfriend like boyfriend but like also you cannot say brother you could only say chill and Robux but you cannot say Robux you could say Roblox but also when you come to another video and say oh dang brother I will actually come and attack you with my disgusting mouth say all these words on my disgusting little brain my disgusting big forehead and a small little brain with my disgusting troll fingers typing all these big ginormous words so you could go and jump off a bridge with my brother and my children and my Robux so also the was a
Overrated comment
I've heard of it but never played it-
Oh my god- the nostalgia- i loved this game when I was little
NUH IZ AN NOT ACTUAL DUCK
Me: *loves Albert*
My best friend: O WHAT YA WATCHING
Me: *AlBeRt*
My best friend: he has a squeaky voice
Me: *_dont disrespect me_*
...
I'm not letting that happen
I best friend said he was ugly
I moved schools
@@xxivyxx1826 if any one said that to me i would too
Stupid Angel Thing did you kill them yet?
My Mom said he’s ugly :(
And My Dad said he’s annoying :(
Not exaggerating tho XD its kinda sad and because of this im not allowed to watch him on the TV
And My dad calls him “the screaming man”
Only true Albert fans will know...
Literally Everything Albert Said
I hope u can could do delete
@@clear8914 R/wooosh
AiaX girlwithabigheart2
Lmaoooo so truee
L.E.A.S
Lol I was in my living room watching this with full volume and my grandpa flinched when Albert screamed at the beginning, *"WEBKINZ"*
"rumble rumble, i have a feeling in my tumble" KILLED ME LOL
Once I was in a full movie theater watching endgame and it was the quietest part of the movie and I had to sneeze I ended up making the loudest sneeze with the loudest fart at the same time ;-; thanks for my story time
😂
We don't rlly need to know that 😣
Ur welcome
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO
I still have two webkinz pet plushes buried at the bottom of my childhood.
x IcyBoba x same
This has to be my favourite Albert video
legend says albert's webkinz still waits for him to come back
Albert: “animals love chocolate”
People: * Cough cough * totally
* cough cough *
not funny
Especially dogs.
Albert: “ die is a product of kill!!!!!!”
Me: *Yes, albert.*
Mom: ???
8
Yes
*_Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor._*
@@dio44492 *Ah yes, the wall is made out of wall.*
Relate able
4:51 *albert puts name fartspit* webkinz: ABA MA MAMA MIA *says "contains text that can't be used" instead "you can't use that greeting name."*
I love this video, he has so much energy also I laughed out loud over 10 times
Albert: I hate pets!
Also Albert: *Has two dogs*
ItzCupcakePlayz wow just wow
You mean two cool dogs?
Why you hate peach (little dog of albert) and bedrock (big dog of albert) WHY YOU HATE PETS🤬
When did I say I hate pets?
I said Albert SAID that he hates pets even though he owns 2 dogs.
Plus Bedrock and Peach are the cutest I watched both videos of them getting the dogs, so you just misread.
Clarita Gargarita
She never said she hated pets -,-
7:47
The splash noise synced when the cola went outta his mouth
《Dxremi》 • 50 years ago hey mine is 100 years sgo
@@iamunderthegroundpleasehel7114 lol
I actually thought it was 50 years ago 😂😂😂
Oh my god I thought that was 50 years ago and I was like
*w a i t a m i n u t e*
ZERO_TWOOO BHAHA
"There's a code on the butt" that made me scream to death😂
3:14 wasn’t expecting that-
pEt oR-
@@bobfootballbobert Pet or fart
Did anybody laugh when he said
“It bit me oWwWwW”
Yep
My dad even laughed his head off at that lol
Nah
Who didn’t should be your question
Me
play furry roblox games.
with your chuck a cheese costume on.
Your evil
But he doesn't have a tail that can be touched
Ewwwwww furry
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcomed one
YES
I fell out of bed trying to take a nap when Alberts mic blast. My cat is scared.
albert: dumps cola on self
also albert: laughs like a maniac
0:05 I thought he said KILL for pets lol
Omg sammeeeeeee
•cloudy dxyss• saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
I can’t unhear it now.
L I S A same lol
Same
"Why would I want danimals, When I have Cola?"
-Albert 2019
Also albert: *spills cola on himself*
he doesn't like this he literally said that look at his other videos >:o
*pepes*
Ya, who wants a *d*animal.
Wise choice
7:05 “i wanna pway some games :3”
*did you just select my cat*
game: FART SHINE IS BAD...…...FARTSPIT IS BAD
albert: die
game: Y E S
@Shannon Kelly SCAMMER
webkins is banned
@Shannon Kelly SCAMMER ALERT
OH MA GAW
Serenity FUN that’s cold yo
*”don’t use your real name”*
*puts albert aretz*
me: wait that’s-
*adds 2*
me: ohhhhh ok nvm
@Emilia Fischer begone bot
@gzrcia_ *_y e s_*
Omg! I just got unlimited *ROBUX* without charge!
To get this, quickly type --> *TotallynotascamXD* in google 😄
Don't fall for these robux scams kids
bowzy beezy yes *thank you*
Emilia Fischer no u stupid nooby noob
I remember around 2 years ago my school held a Santa shop for the younger kids in the school, and they just so happened to sell webkinz. My brother had brought home a polar bear one. He named him Mr.Fart Bear.
Kids in danimals ad: laugh
albert like a second after: laughs
albert: i'm laughing with them
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not a piece of dust:
Not even a grain of sand:
Albert: *Farts in Mic*
Wait..so what is Albert?
Idiot Dior isior diiro sjjsijsjasjiwjeiaja
Overused
@@supitschloe062 why is albert?
@SlayQueen. Becky grow up plz
7:52 that laugh was so perfectly timed tho
Yes
He laughed funny
The fact that “they think im the dad” and “they think I gave berth to him I am him” is in the same sentence is both funny and concerning at the same time
Albert literally being a psychopath in this video
7:21
You can see Albert got scared... RUclips was staring at him
Vincent Turner HAHA I’m not DuMb
@Jesse Rivera stfffu
*gets a Spanish ad*
@@kara-ji6zp LOL I KNOW RIGHT XD
@Jesse Rivera shut up biss
Albert is secretly a furry.
Can't wait for the Chuck A Cheese plush!
DONT TOUCH MY TAIL
SlayQueen. Becky someone who dresses as a animal
@@halei6h **touches tail**
Can I get 100 subs with 57 videos? GRRR UGH STOP
SlayQueen. Becky (:
Bird: hello I run the adoption center here in kinzville
Albert: SHUT UP!!
9:24 you made me laugh for hard when you dogged that kiss lol
I love how he’s getting mad at a kids game
XD🤣
HaHa
Kids: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
roblox life in paradise: >:[
Watching a adult play a Animal Jam looking game while angrily screaming at their monitor is the *perfect* kick start to my morning.
I knew of it, I didn't know what it was. Turned out to be a game.
*Webkinz.*
This isn’t. A baby game.
@@Molly-qt1no seems like it to me.
Womp domp welp it’s not
FFFF
0:18 thats just pet food covered with unicorn poop
Albert: *names the cat die*
That one vegan teacher: THATS ANIMAL ABUSING
0:00 Omg i died of laughter cause i just hear in a high pitch tone: wEBkiNz
Ik same
W W E E B B K K I I N N Z Z
(lets start a chain)
@im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago weebkins
@im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago WWEEBKINZZ
@im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBKINZZZZZZZ
i literally thought that the "bury ur pet in a grave" thing was real lmao
Edit: EVERYONE BUY WEBKINZ, THERE'S EXTRA TOILET PAPER ON THEIR BUTTS
Edit 2: so i used to be james on froggy chair... i'm a girl
p i t s t o p *_-me to-_*
Me to
So did I.
me to im never gonna play webkinz
me too
"Um, I have to give this one star. He bit me. OwWwwW! I am suing Walmart >:(" 😭
Albert: Name pet die
Me: stares in the cat eyes and gets freaked out
when i watched albertsstuff, i would’ve never thought he’d end up playing a game i used to play when i was 5.
Ya same!
From this cursing man to a man who screams and plays webkinz.
A Random User you are a noobs, albertstuff and flamingo are the same people, different channel.
I find it very believable tbh😭😭😭
I thought he was a sped when I watched albertsstuff's first year as a channel
Same he is amazing!
Mrs. Birdie: i run the adoption center
Albert: *gets offended by the words adoption center* SHUT UP!!
“You think I gave birth to him I am HIM”Words by a legend
I had a cheetah and it was either for Webkinz or something similar. Used to love that thing. 😂
When Albert got cola on his shirt, *he kept it* what a trooper XD
W h a t A B r o t h e r
@@user-xj1ws5sv7v w h a t A B u s t e r
@@vennyandteno6835 W H A T A [C H I L L]
Your username is correct
mEow
*Why can I use “Die” but I can’t use “Kill”?!*
- Albert 2019
Hemisoa it’s the good ol’ switcheroo on em
Die is a product of kill
“they will love it!”
albert: “*gasp* do you think so?!! DO YOU THINK SO.”
I love how mad he got at the adoption lady 💀
Alberto sounds like he is drunk when he “drinks” the cola
Reid Schneider Who said he wasn’t? xd
XD
*high
@@vannaytx ew a gacha girl
ANTI -CORL SQUAD sorry that people have OpInOnS
0:00 so adorable the way he said it ( sorry for being late)
No it sounds like wet wet wet wet webkins
Webkins! 💗💖❤️💞💕
I live it lol WeBkInz!!!!!
albert:I LOVE MY COLA. The ad:YEEHAH
I got five nights at freddy's jump scared when he screamed "STOP!" At Ms. Birdy i wasn't expecting this
Ms. Birdy: choose one of these free pets!
Penguin: mom am I a joke to you :(
LOLLOL
Oop
:(
XD
My mother trying to lock me in the closet: I sleep
Flamingo Notification: *woke*
Why would ur mother put u in the closet???? Bro seek some help this aint ordinary its child abuse
@@BedoTFD r/woooosh?
BedoTFD
my friend, let me introduce you to something known as a _joke_
@@thequietkid8647 he was being sarcastic
@@thequietkid8647 well i hope it is...
I just got through a mental breakdown from Roblox and Flamgo made me laugh
-Random Commenter 2021
Albert: Why can I use “die”, but I can’t use “kill”!
*bAaA*
-Albert 2019
"animal love chocolate"
*THE MOST TOXIC FOOD FOR CAT AND DOG*
*t h a t s w h a t t h e y w a n t y o u t o t h i n k*
@@coolfetus6733 *e x a c t l y*
Nah grapes are
Not most dogs
Stephanie Aycox no chocolate is
When I’m drawing and someone says “Hey can you draw me”
3:00
Bro, i feel you. i can’t get out my sketchbook without someone coming up to me and saying something like:
“Woah, did you draw that?!”
“That’s sooooo cool!”
“How did you do that?”
“Why is there lines on the face?”
“Can you draw me?”
IKR
"SHUT UP"
*S H A A A P!*
@@4SC0RE I drew you profile pic once XD
I could not stop laughing until the end😂
Albert is so aggressive and I love that LOL