1) you know the difference between water and lemonade. 2) who ever has leadership qualities puts the divider down at the grocery store. 3) not watching your package, watching the bag though. Your welcome.
Just discovered your djing skills with house music. Keep doing it. I assumed that was during Covid and you were bored. But great job. All your points you mentioned are funny as usual, but true😊
Hold on, I can help. 1. Lemonade is called “lemonade” and not “lemon juice” like “orange juice”; because it is a mixture of lemon juice, sugar and water, in other words it needed “additives” or ade. 2. Do You! Nobody gives a shit. If you want to put down a divider in front of your items it says “I know I’m putting my shit next to yo shit , I just wanted you to know that I know” if you put the divider behind your items it says to the person behind you “I’m done loading my items, you got next” BOOM! 3. If someone smiles at you and you think they want you then GOOD for you, you have high self esteem. If somebody is eyeing your package damnit they want something!
Every woman wants you! Lemon and Lemonade lives matter. Out of courtesy for the one behind you, you can change the guard, or add to the guard depending on if there is still one in front of you. You need an Assistant with Spiritual Common Sense!
just because she package watching doesn't mean she wants me" that is the most gangster feminist statement ever! 🤣😂🤣😂Thank you so much for just being you, sir 💜 I love you more
1. It's almost like "lemon-made", as in made from lemons(other drinks are "made": limeade, cherryade, koolaid- the spellings differ, etc.), so "ade" is an abbreviation of "made". To me, It's almost redundant to say, "I made lemonade", so early folks dropped the shenanigans and shortened it to, "lemonade?" It's understood that it's something already made from the lemon. 2. The person who is next in line should divide the groceries. The person who is at the cashier is loading their groceries, that's the last thing they're thinking of, and I hate when my stuff gets included in the previous shopper's stuff. And, it gives the person behind the current checker-outer something to do besides reading some b.s. about the royal family or which celeb had an alien baby this week... 3. Sometimes people smile to be kind, sometimes they smile when they're nervous, and sometimes a smile can hide an ulterior motive. Use context clues on that one...😉good luck✊🏾👍🏾
My resume … educated .. street smart and hood .. calm when rested and a attitude when hungry and hott.. lemonade is water with Lemon without or without sugar and a great diuretic.. we must separate business and pleasure so mind over matter with .WELP money on my mind… I would go on but you would want my references
Water isn’t “nade”. the divider at grocery is your responsibility unless you want to pay for others too. Smiling and vocal greetings is friendly and non sexual, package watching is mere curiosity not a buy signal.
My daughter told me i can't make an instagram page and apply....I'm the best person for the job because I've been telling people what to do my whole life so im pretty good at it.....is this a volunteer position? Whats the pay like? #nomeetoomess
L-e-m-o-n-a-d-e , not lemonnade although we say it that way. Ade means product or derrived from other languages ade means made from. Grocery store: I usually hold it up and show them where it goes then put it back and let them place it if they're too impatient to wait until I'm done. But I warn them, if I grab some of their items welp, you shouldda waited.
First of all, how much does it pay? Do you pay for lunch? Do I get a ride to and from work? Do I have to tour with you? What are the hours? Do I have to wash Your unders...Because that’s a dealbreaker
Hi cool cat😸 You are suppose to why you might ask. So you won’t make a mistake and pay for one or two items that’s not yours. Usually when that happens the person says that’s all right I got it so now entertain that thought 🤔 🙏🏽❤️👠💄🍷
Hire me. I am an Executive consigner. I have high profile clients. Business is business and I'm married to a fine chocolate man in Atlanta. Oh yeah you need to move to Atlanta. Leave the B Ash city you are in now. 🤣🤣🤣.
Well can't really fault the assistant, you're irresistible, so good luck with that. And it's pronounced lemon ade; not nade and it's good and good for you, that's it. I think it's up to the person behind me because they are separating their stuff from mine, but I will if they don't.
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😂😂😂..package watching 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need a 2nd season of “Average Joe” dope series
I can't with this guy, he's just too much😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,he got my sides hurt watching videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I'll stick with being your bae in my mind... Lol
Chitown Funny as Hell
Oooh my. So lets help you out.
A smile is just being polite.
The divider is for the person who only wants to pay for their stuff lol.
Oh my.
🙋I'm ready to go Crazy with you 😂😂😂
Good Lord.
I got you. But I come with kids to remind you what your package creates. Lol
Hi Deon! I love your creativity. I do have a request for some more tales from the road please.
Ooooh me!! Me!!! Pick me!! I’ll be your assistant......and best friend,....and advocate,...and....😍
Lol, I would love to be an Assistant for a Foool 😂😂😂😂😂
Deon!!! We missed you
I'm here for it!🤣 ....the job duties and responsibilities continue to expand😂
U need a Delaware assistant! We the best!!
Deon should post the best resumes, id love to see some good responses
Hmmmmm 🤔
You are a hot mess, I love it 😂
1) you know the difference between water and lemonade.
2) who ever has leadership qualities puts the divider down at the grocery store.
3) not watching your package, watching the bag though.
Your welcome.
Yes, yes annnnnnd YES!
Just discovered your djing skills with house music. Keep doing it. I assumed that was during Covid and you were bored. But great job. All your points you mentioned are funny as usual, but true😊
Hold on, I can help. 1. Lemonade is called “lemonade” and not “lemon juice” like “orange juice”; because it is a mixture of lemon juice, sugar and water, in other words it needed “additives” or ade. 2. Do You! Nobody gives a shit. If you want to put down a divider in front of your items it says “I know I’m putting my shit next to yo shit , I just wanted you to know that I know” if you put the divider behind your items it says to the person behind you “I’m done loading my items, you got next” BOOM! 3. If someone smiles at you and you think they want you then GOOD for you, you have high self esteem. If somebody is eyeing your package damnit they want something!
Every woman wants you! Lemon and Lemonade lives matter. Out of courtesy for the one behind you, you can change the guard, or add to the guard depending on if there is still one in front of you. You need an Assistant with Spiritual Common Sense!
Thank You, Deon for laugh😂her emotions got in the way😬🤔😂😂your deep thinking😂love it😂I do wonder how deep, do you really think🤔😂🙏🏼🖤❤
😂🤣 Thanks for comic relief Mr. Cole! #Fan4Life
Old man crush 😍
AKA: a MOMMA (w/exception of package watchin’)!!!🤣😂
Oh, your funny! LOL! 😁
In the uk it's the person in fronts job to put the divider! 🤣 p.s please do another lockdown stand-up 🙏
just because she package watching doesn't mean she wants me" that is the most gangster feminist statement ever! 🤣😂🤣😂Thank you so much for just being you, sir 💜 I love you more
I'm ready with all them answers. And I've got a long medical background, so I'll be ready to remind you to wrap up the package.
Place 2 of the dividers, to avoid confusion, ease tension and help the checkout in case of overlooking the 1st.
Hi Deon. I want you.. 😁
Good stuff!
Come BACK to Chicago
A wife can help. Im telling you. With a wife you won't have to worry about what other women are thinking.
Hi Deon, I'm coming to see you, when you arrive in the PDX 💛
Stop!!!! Don’t go any further!!! I can help you!!!😊
I GOT YOU!!!!!
I’ll be your assistant!!!!!
🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣. So done wit deon
Does a virtual assistant count?
got U dude, here in Chi-town
Honestly I do not have an input. I might be like the last Assistant and fall in Like!!! lmaoooooooooooo!
😂
You didn't see how far my tongue came out! Resume in da dm, ok...I'm not on that but will find it quick.
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You know good and well that since you made it that you don't Go to the grocery store guy! Shout out Southside Chi!😮
Bruh,😅 T😂😂❤❤❤!
Fyah
I need clarity on that grocery devider rule too!!!!
Right?!?!
I said I got you
Oh my!😅 she fell in love with you 😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😅
You are funny! Which package is she watching??,😂
❤😂😂😂😂
Something nice about him
You are silly😁😁😁
Oh shit!!!!! I aint nvr thought about ot b4 but "-ade" may mean water. Gator-ade; power-ade; dat nasty shit, orange-ade🤣😂🤔
Nade #water 🤣🤣
🙋Hi Deon.... I'm just here to help you choose. Out of this batch of resumés,. I think you should hire:. Glenn Kirsten.
He sounds...."SAFE"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
What a DM? I keep hearing that.
Ha ha ha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm fixing my resume right now.
😂
I'm the woman you need as your Peesonal Assistant!! I use to work closely with 3X Nobel Prize Winner Rpbert Fogel & his wife Enid Fogel in Chicago
Sent resume via dm for social media as announced on disco Sundays
1. It's almost like "lemon-made", as in made from lemons(other drinks are "made": limeade, cherryade, koolaid- the spellings differ, etc.), so "ade" is an abbreviation of "made". To me, It's almost redundant to say, "I made lemonade", so early folks dropped the shenanigans and shortened it to, "lemonade?" It's understood that it's something already made from the lemon. 2. The person who is next in line should divide the groceries. The person who is at the cashier is loading their groceries, that's the last thing they're thinking of, and I hate when my stuff gets included in the previous shopper's stuff. And, it gives the person behind the current checker-outer something to do besides reading some b.s. about the royal family or which celeb had an alien baby this week... 3. Sometimes people smile to be kind, sometimes they smile when they're nervous, and sometimes a smile can hide an ulterior motive. Use context clues on that one...😉good luck✊🏾👍🏾
Lmao
You sure do need one- it’s AN assistant- not “A” Assistant! 🤣
EITHER OR CAN PUT THE DIVIDER DONW I PUT TWO DIVIDERS SO THE CASHIER KNOWS WERE MINE BEGAN AND WHEN MINES ENDS LOL
I'll work for you my guy because I dont want you like that
I think if she package watching she want you lol
Lmbo
Pick me PICK ME PICK ME
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
My resume … educated .. street smart and hood .. calm when rested and a attitude when hungry and hott.. lemonade is water with Lemon without or without sugar and a great diuretic.. we must separate business and pleasure so mind over matter with .WELP money on my mind… I would go on but you would want my references
Water isn’t “nade”. the divider at grocery is your responsibility unless you want to pay for others too. Smiling and vocal greetings is friendly and non sexual, package watching is mere curiosity not a buy signal.
My daughter told me i can't make an instagram page and apply....I'm the best person for the job because I've been telling people what to do my whole life so im pretty good at it.....is this a volunteer position? Whats the pay like? #nomeetoomess
L-e-m-o-n-a-d-e , not lemonnade although we say it that way. Ade means product or derrived from other languages ade means made from.
Grocery store: I usually hold it up and show them where it goes then put it back and let them place it if they're too impatient to wait until I'm done. But I warn them, if I grab some of their items welp, you shouldda waited.
I need them frames
i watched all four of your needs for an assistant and my conclusion is you wanna lot of shit 😂😂😂
I got u my dog
You are to much😮😮😮
where do I apply for job? if i set by your bed and watch you sleep, will I get fired?🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️
Sounds doable ... when do I start? 😂
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What bag😅
You know a lot of people want that job good luck finding someone.😂
First of all, how much does it pay? Do you pay for lunch? Do I get a ride to and from work? Do I have to tour with you? What are the hours? Do I have to wash Your unders...Because that’s a dealbreaker
Hi cool cat😸 You are suppose to why you might ask. So you won’t make a mistake and pay for one or two items that’s not yours. Usually when that happens the person says that’s all right I got it so now entertain that thought 🤔 🙏🏽❤️👠💄🍷
I think u left a word out of ur first sentence. Either that or a punctuation mark....
I can do this only work
I can assist you for a year.
Hire me. I am an Executive consigner. I have high profile clients. Business is business and I'm married to a fine chocolate man in Atlanta. Oh yeah you need to move to Atlanta. Leave the B Ash city you are in now. 🤣🤣🤣.
If you are serious I know someone
Hi! 💋
Sorry, smiling & package-watching are my only qualifications.
Still looking, eh?
Well can't really fault the assistant, you're irresistible, so good luck with that. And it's pronounced lemon ade; not nade and it's good and good for you, that's it. I think it's up to the person behind me because they are separating their stuff from mine, but I will if they don't.