Thunder Show: Bouncing bombs
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This was a nice documentary. Didn't know the dolphins swim together to hunt a wild tiger who was just drinking water.
04:18 Such a marvelous sight.
Witness the majestic migration of the wild bombs.
*bombs
Thanks mate I corrected it
And the music that plays in the background. Along with the slow mo, and the bombs. It was an awesome clip.
Congrats mate, if no one corrected you you probably wouldn't win ;)
Perhaps mate, thanks for your help :)
I'm calling my friends dad who is a military pilot to clear that traffic jam for me next time
LeToplache007 airforce it's a difference
You sure the sturmpanzer's shot was luck? I personally think it was German homing shells.
Remember the Albert Einstein gunner? Well he came back to help shoot again...
Russian Tanks have those. German have magnetic fuses
The tiger must have thought man I had to much of that stuff last night because these torpedoes are flying
Panzer II : Hey Tiger, loock! Dolphins!!!
Tiger : No Panzer, ze are not dolphins! Zei are jumping bombs!!
Panzer II :Ruuun my friend, ruuun!!
you mean panzer 2? :D
done
those were panzer iiis and panthers
Do you know how German troops made fire during those cold Russian winters?
They grinded two Panther tanks together and either one was bound to catch fire in no time.
Spammer.
Daniel Johan Andersson Ortega Panthers were very likely to catch fire in WW2
They were actually more reliable than a Tiger in 1944 and 1945.
Well, the quality in armour and materials in the late war period did severely decrease. Plus by 1944-1945 122mms had already been relatively common and proven effective on the battlefield.
The Tiger 1 (true Tiger) was less reliable due to break downs... but that is what happens when you mix a 57ton tank with an engine that isn't fully meant for the job. That being said, the Panther was also heavy, and could suffer from similar problems. Both tanks had not fully reliable track systems. The interleaving wheels (technical name is eluding me) would freeze up in winter climates when left too long. The Tiger 1's armor, though mostly all flat facing, was more reliable as production of the vehicle was halted before certain components used in German armor were mostly depleted/became more scarce. The Panther, being built after the 1943 time period, would be slightly deficient in the ability of it's armor to hold up. That being said, the angled front still helped it out. Tiger's were notorious for fuel leaks... though it wouldn't surprise me if Panthers suffered from the same thing. Finally, Panther tanks went on to continue service after the war (if I'm not mistaken). Less Tiger 1's produced = less likeliness of them surviving post war... not to menschen that, as stated before, Tiger 1 production stopped in late '42 or early '43. Also, most panthers used post war were built off of the design/upgraded I think. Now, considering that the American Sherman tank had nicknames linking it to tinderboxes and the like, it would seem that the original joke the creator of this comment chain made would work better with this vehicle. To rap up, Tiger tanks, being a massive heavy vehicle were harder to repair than lighter counterparts... making any little problem a big pain in the ass... Not that the panther was much better in that respect... The ease in which American and Soviet medium tanks could be built and their generally good reliability would give the heavier German armor a bad name... But as the Sherman and T34 tankers can laugh at Han's Thrown track, malfunctioning transmission, or the like... Han's can point his 88 at the fools and blow their "reliable" tanks to hell. So reliable? Maybe not... Powerful and sturdy... definitely. (did not compare Brit tanks because the main British tanks of FULL British design sucked. Their only comparable gun, 17 pounder, was on an American designed hull... Their heaviest main tank was technically a Infantry support tank. Every thing here is from memory. The actual info I researched a long time back. If I'm slightly off on some stuff, sorry. I do not remember all my sources, though there were multiple.
"Oh look, dolphins"
"Dammit Hanz, these aren't dolphins"
"WHAT"
USRR radio: 1944
"Today, there was a surprise event, just like on Christmas Day during World War I. When entente and central troops organized a football match.
Pilots of all nations taking part in the ongoing conflict organized a surprising play on the Baltic Sea.
Thirty bombers fell to the low ceiling to present the international jumping bombs there.
The competition was fierce, but thanks to our great Tu-4 and brave USSRR comiar's, we managed to finish all thirty places. Glory to mother Russia!"
( Other teams went to the gulag )
T-34-85: Hey,help me shoot that T-34!
T20: oh,hi! I will...but that on here!
T-34-85: Ah such a beatiful day here in desert! Wanna crack a little one with the boys?
T-20: Sure, why not? Wait a little...
T-34-85: Huh?! Wait! dont point that gun to me! Nu!!!!
(shoot fired)
T-20: Oh, those soviet spyies used to be moar cheeki breaky.
The Soviet Romanian AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
Albert Einstein is back again, now in a Sturmpanzer. What will the next vehicle be?
SilverBud By chance the pbj-1j or the stronk KV-2
A Puma. He is one of the only pepole that can kill a maus with it
the puma is to strong for him, he uses the GAZ 4M to kill the Maus ;)
Lawinzer *strong
thanks farhan. now its correct.
5:04 Flying Fish, Flying Bomb!
Tank: "Is it a fish? Is it a boat?"
Soldier: "No. It's bouncing bombs. RUN!"
Bomb:,,I belive I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky."
a wink and an nod to thunder show and all of their players that give this game so much and thank you Gaijin Entertainment for making such a great game.
Most beautiful original clip for war thunder I've ever seen. It brings tears to my eyes
The bombs bouncing are like a herd of majestic explosive death dolphins
Thanks for clearing the traffic for me, I was about to get my baseball bat out.
Nobody realised that the theme song chosen for the bouncing bomb video, was exactly same as that was going in the heads of tiger crew, while the bombs approached them....
And the song was :
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL !
Here we see the majestic flying bomb fish performing their land bound migration, a truly rare event to be caught on film.
In this episode of Thunder Show... Somebody bombs a bunch of bundled AI, reducing the enemies points by like half because its war thunder map design logic! And a premium T20 kills a T-34 that wasn't paying attention!
When you're a bomb, so all you do is fall but you bounced. ' I believe I can fly '
-Bombs are released !
......
-That one bounced ! Ricochet ! Ricochet ! That one bounced !
-For God's sake Karl shut up.
and here we witness the beautiful migration of the majestic bomb herring, they are moving on from the seas to live their lives on the shores consuming as much armour as they need to survive.
those bombs were having the time of their lifes, not like those tanks that god hit by them :)
all the dudes on the carrier when the bombers are going by are like "What the hell is going on?"
like a majestic school of kamikaze flying fish
Bombers came in: "oh all those planes can bounce the bomb?"
bombs fell : " Gooooooood....."
next scene : Restarting ma brain.
Stumpanzer: - TARGET ACQUIRED!
In the mind of the stumpanzer: Goby
Announcer: Enemy target has been destroyed!
T-34: If I can't see them they can't see me
That's poetry worthy of Emerson, or Stephenson, or even Milton. I love it.
Tankers:are those dolphins? Tiger tank: that aint noo dolohin m8s!!!!!
that bombing to the jam would have save my day on Friday when i was stuk in one and because of that i arrived 40 minutes late to work
The gunner of that sturmpanzer II actually just didnt hold on properly and fired by accident. He just played with it when the kill got confirmed.
He obiously thought he was a lancaster
*they
Patrick Kamara *obviously
That T-20 is the hide and seek champion. He's so good he can stand out in the middle of a field and still not be seen
That roadrage was caused by the gaijin summer sales... every one wanted to buy those great looking stelf( with tunnel goggles effect) tanks
And here we can see the ever so rare flying bombs making their migration to the beaches of Normandy
And here we see the wild bomb turtles migrating towards the sandy beaches of Normandy, a rare spectacle indeed.
That pilot decided to make the comuters drive a bit faster, back to the hanger
T-34 : Woah.. Nice kill komrade. Now how if we relax for a while and enjoy the heat of the desert for once?
T-20 : ...... *Shot Mercilessly*
*Boom*
T-20 : I think nope. You looks good on fire.
The tiger commander: "Never thought i would get killed by a bouncing bomb"
Perfect birthday plan:
1. Grab a beer
2. Watch the new Thunder show
3. Profit
Sturmpanzer commander: " I see a AA truck over the hill in front of us"
Sturmpanzer gunner: " hold my beer".
that commander on that Panzer II & Tiger tank when they saw that bomb coming right at them, they like: "HOLY SCHNIEZER!!!"😂
that puts whole new meaning to bouncing Bettys
5:51 And here you can see the rare and elusive bouncing bomb migrating to the shore to lay its eggs in the sand for the summer.
In the suburbs you go and skip rocks at the pond, but in the Air Force, you skip rocks onto the target.
Skipping bombs
An echo on the water
We are letting go
Surrender to the bottom
Another rising tide
Another targets to fight
Come and take us
We are just a skipping bombs
Is that a new Sabaton song? Sounds rad!
My grandmother used to tell m stories about the old days, a time of peace when Gaijin kept balance between the American and Russian tanks. But that all changed when the American T20 attacked.
Nature Documentary Channel presents:
... Now you can see the rare footage on a group of migratory bomb-fish jumping from the water in a race to the coast to lay their eggs ... so beautiful
Watching skipping bombs is like watching a school of dolphins jumping in the water, only that it ends with a BOOM!!!!
Those bomber crews have been practicing rock skipping in their free time, they figured it was time to apply their skills to bombing
Houston we have a problem, the traffic is blocked! Find a solution and clean all of that !
the tiger tank was such a fierce tank that the allies dedicated specially fitted bombers to part In the tiger busting raids
"driver move!!!" "yes sir might i ask whats happening?" "the bombs.. they are coming from the water GET GOING!!!"
The tank at 5:35 was looking at those bombs like "oh Scheiße! punch it Klaus!!"
My grandad always used to tell me about the bouncing bombs and the dambusters. I totally forgot about them till I saw TheJackSilence's video. Takes for reminding me!
A guy who shot a blind tankist receives the same amount of Golden Eagles as who make the documentary of bombs migrations?
Not fair
The "Bouncing Bombs" movie proves that there, somewhere, there is a place and a time when war mixes with art... The "ART Of WAR" now makes sense... that movie says it all.
. Maybe in the future, There should be an Oscar Prize cathegory for War Thunder movies
T-34-85
-We did not notice we drink wodka
*uses david attenborough accent*
Here we see the marvellous species of the rare bouching bombs skipping with joy
the SPAA on the shore: ooh look, bombers coming in for a dramatic scene!
commanders of SPAA: OPEN FIRE!!!!
And here we see the majestic flying bomb-fish, in the final stages of their migration
German Tanks: "I wish those bombers would skip bombing us today."
Bombers: "You got it!"
that tank could see that one B-24 was on fire you could see but the B-24 still fought to thee-mystery person
I guess you could say this was quite the *explosive* episode.
that guy took the roadrage to a nother level
That tiger must have had the largest heart attack from the realisation of the skipping bomb, while the pilot must be thinking, "wait was the delivery needed earlier?" Then the Tiger must have thought, ohh I forgot, I need to post that letter.
The bombs are dropping
while tigers are stopping
to see their deaths
and take their last breaths
*David Attenborough voice* And here we see the bouncing bombs skipping towards their prey.
These truly majestic creatures can travel at speeds upwards of one hundred miles per hour.
They hurl themselves on shore and explode taking their prey with them
What are the new torpedos doing? Bounce... bounce... bounce... BOOOOOOOMMMMM
Sturmpanzer: Coby
Sturmpanzer's team: GET THE CAMERA, HE HIT, HE HIT!!!!!!!!
Looks like Warthunder's realism even goes as far as modeling the lack of situational awareness experienced by crews of the T-34-85 (D-5T) and its stopgap two-man turret. A perfect example of why the later T-34-85 's superior 3-man turret with a dedicated commander position was a much needed upgrade.
I have to admit, the skipping bombs clip is awesome!
By using the new mk 22 B bombs we now have a way to hit not only ships but also shore targets. This was documentation video of its first combat test.
Commander of Sturmpanzer, " FIRE NOW!." Gunner, " are you sure?" "YES! I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!" "Ok if you say so" ( kills spaa) " TOLD YOU MAGGOT I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING"
Sturmpanzer, True confirmation of Lock On Missiles, even at low tier!
-Tiger diver look flying fish.
-Tiger commander that's not a fish!
We're out of Grand Slams but that doesn't mean we can't be 617 Squadron.( The Dambusters )
Bouncing bombs? Beer kegs also available to order!
multi national bomber team leader: "good morning every body, today we are going to test our new bouncing bombs on some german tanks!"
german pz. II commander: " hans, whats that?"
hans: "i think those are bombs"
tiger: "are those dolphins?"
(bomb lands right in front of him.)
tank commander: "scheiße"
(Booom)
well every time I try to relieve my road rage, some other bomber takes all my ground kills
The Traffic was cleared up faster than the speed of sound, which theoretically, is impossible, but made possible
that sturm panzer is simply just applying for a spot in war thunders artillery regiment
It's holidays in Australia and I am set for a 14 day war Thunder marathon!!
Bombs were dancing like nobody is watching.
Like a majestic flock of flying fish. Deadly. flying fish.
Ah, the good old thunder show. I miss this.
These bombs are clearly singing:
"We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A."
Beach Boys - Surfin' U.S.A
nice edit btw.
So you see, Ivan, when you drop bombs low enough, they will simply bounce off water like stones. Do this close to shore and you can kill Hans' tanks in the most Cheeki Breeki way possible.
"Ivan, should we take care of that American tank?"
"Well, Yuri, have you heard the expression 'if you can see the enemy, the enemy can see you'?"
"Da, what of it?"
"You see Yuri, if that is true, then the opposite must also be true; so long as we don't look at him, he won't see us."
"Ivan . . . You are a complete GENIUS!"
I think one of the bombers skipping bombs on the water had "its raining men" playing in the cockpit
gunner:oh look, ze bombers dropped some dolphins.
commander: hans, how high are you now.
driver: as high as we'd blow up soon.
Tiger I: Oh look, flying fish! So many different colors too! :D
Panzer II: Oh god, those are not fish!
I like how gaijin are inadvertedly showcasing their broken AI noding in the first clip.
i love! thunder show i always watch it when i wait for my game to load
do217 operator: sir we have a report of a traffic jam in the autobahn
pilot: lets deploy our new wagen eraser
I wonder instead of bouncing bombs, the Australian bombers will have kangaroos...