NIKOCADO AVOCADO RESPONDED TO ME

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Nikocado Avocado is not too happy about the videos that have been getting made about him recently, and he makes that pretty clear in his most recent video. Let's see what he has to say..
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  • @WhiteSwarm
    @WhiteSwarm 3 года назад +1313

    I hope there's a parallel universe in which Nik continued a violinist career instead of doing mukbangs

    • @dalestoner2928
      @dalestoner2928 3 года назад +41

      The faster he gets there to meet up with himself the better off we are.

    • @abnerbran4105
      @abnerbran4105 3 года назад +53

      Seems we got the bad universe….

    • @charredskeleton
      @charredskeleton 3 года назад +15

      @@abnerbran4105 F yeah we did.

    • @charredskeleton
      @charredskeleton 3 года назад +14

      Parallel maybe, alternate certainly and many.

    • @ospreyphil8995
      @ospreyphil8995 3 года назад +3

      Follow me and ponder the question, What If?

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +2674

    Nikocado genuinely scares me, this isn't like me kidding around, i feel like I'd have to fight him in real life

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +166

      Bruh be careful he might flatten you

    • @reborngreatnesss5712
      @reborngreatnesss5712 3 года назад +14

      Indeed

    • @2percentskills274
      @2percentskills274 3 года назад +24

      Bro will you take over RUclips? When ever you do. Pls remember me, I’m a fan :D

    • @death5883
      @death5883 3 года назад +7

      Hey evil nice discord

    • @MichaelCaskey08
      @MichaelCaskey08 3 года назад +8

      The thing about it is when you watch his first video he was skinny

  • @tennatenna3865
    @tennatenna3865 3 года назад +549

    "Lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made." Nah nah nah nah nah, around the BLOCK fudge is made.

    • @fishgills8095
      @fishgills8095 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 3 года назад +28

      Not gonna lie, that opening made me die a little inside.

    • @Tman0517
      @Tman0517 3 года назад +9

      Bruh I think that was 2 different area codes.

    • @nateworthy530
      @nateworthy530 3 года назад +12

      I don't think it's fudge anymore... it's probably just chocolate milk. I doubt he has had anything close to a solid poop in years.

    • @xxbredaberryxx9054
      @xxbredaberryxx9054 3 года назад +6

      Around the world 😅

  • @derekgall3870
    @derekgall3870 3 года назад +327

    What a sad person. After losing a lot of weight in a short time, my ribs sometimes slip out of place and I struggle getting up out of bed from the pain. So I'm doubtful about the fact this kid is able to run around like the man toddler he is with broken ribs.

    • @NoahMarcay
      @NoahMarcay 3 года назад +23

      Get well soon, mate. Respect for deciding to loose weight instead of ending up like that freak.

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +46

      The only ribs he broke, where the ones he tried to swallow.

    • @popeelandmadness6898
      @popeelandmadness6898 3 года назад +17

      @@someguy7629 bro I- 😂🤚

    • @vunnixx7235
      @vunnixx7235 3 года назад +12

      @@someguy7629 😃wow I love your humor there-

    • @derekgall3870
      @derekgall3870 3 года назад +15

      @@NoahMarcay I will keep your best wishes in my pocket but my weight loss was medical not a conscious decision.

  • @gabrisgamer450
    @gabrisgamer450 3 года назад +116

    By “I performed all over the world”, he meant that when he sat down to play the violin, his body just spread like goo around the world. Therefore, technically, he HAS performed all over the world

  • @jeff21killersep54
    @jeff21killersep54 3 года назад +4

    This is actually really sad, I’ve seen the outcome personally if he doesn’t change. My uncle was like him just didn’t document it, he was depressed wouldn’t let anyone help him, worst part is his wife was helping my uncle gaining weight to his death bed. His last few moments were outside in a a wheelchair getting pushed by a friend outside. He later had a heart attack and died in hospital about 2 months ago when he passed his weight was 476lbs

  • @Kiuuuuuu
    @Kiuuuuuu 2 года назад +1

    He reminds me of Violet Beauregarde from an old book I used to read when I was younger called 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.' What happened to her in the story is that she ate a magical chewing gum that was an unstable food experiment and she got inflated like a balloon and took an appearance like a blueberry. What do they have in common? They're both inflated like a balloon and now they both have to face the consequences. (Edit: I just heard his violin playing 'skills' on FULL VOLUME with my HEADPHONES on and I want to die)

  • @Anonymous-yb7fl
    @Anonymous-yb7fl 3 года назад +204

    Nick: *Talking inside the closet*
    The clothes: "Why are we still here, just to suffer."

  • @ChrisNeilMusic
    @ChrisNeilMusic 3 года назад +7

    It's truly sad how talented this man was before he did this to himself.

    • @BlaBla-su2yh
      @BlaBla-su2yh 2 года назад

      What makes you think he's not talented anymore? And people all take this too seriously, there's loads of people that are overweight and much fatter than him. It's not that bad, or at least not the huge catastrophy that people act like

    • @ChrisNeilMusic
      @ChrisNeilMusic 2 года назад

      @@BlaBla-su2yh if he had talent now, he wouldn't be using this kind of behavior for attention.

  • @celiafalciani3315
    @celiafalciani3315 3 года назад +193

    As a musician, the way he’s playing that violin is scaring and hurting me.

    • @fishgills8095
      @fishgills8095 3 года назад +32

      Imagine how the violin is feeling 😢

    • @celiafalciani3315
      @celiafalciani3315 3 года назад +13

      @@fishgills8095 omg yes 😭

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 года назад +22

      I was screaming at how it is. It was six years since I played the violin and my god, the way he is doing it is awful and I never felt my back cringe from the noise before

    • @LTRxG55
      @LTRxG55 3 года назад +5

      I feel your pain...

    • @bringbackthedislikecount6767
      @bringbackthedislikecount6767 3 года назад +24

      It’s even more sad when you consider that he used to be a professional violinist

  • @notlana09
    @notlana09 2 года назад +1

    What he did to Stephanie was soo sick. He ruined his husbands and his own life. Dudes crazy.

  • @danknecoarc7174
    @danknecoarc7174 3 года назад +9

    Every day, nick gets closer to looking like big ounce.

  • @dragonwonka5724
    @dragonwonka5724 3 года назад +35

    Better watch out, August, he'll steal your pantry.
    P.s. As a past violist, I felt the pain for that poor violin

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +2

      If you like good violin music i reccomend : Andre Rieu. Or Erwin Aschenwald (From the Austrian band : Die Mayrhofner) these men have mad fiddle skills.

    • @dragonwonka5724
      @dragonwonka5724 3 года назад

      @@someguy7629 I'll look at it for sure!

  • @creboski
    @creboski 3 года назад +46

    The only ribs he broke were the one from the bbq he ate earlier.

  • @ethanjenkins4366
    @ethanjenkins4366 3 года назад +27

    I don't get how any part of this video reflects the title, I didn't even hear Niko mention you...I feel click baited.

  • @lushxdd8635
    @lushxdd8635 3 года назад +27

    “Throws tantrum like 3 years old”
    Me: agreed
    I rather be skinny then like nik “no offence”

    • @ZachPlum
      @ZachPlum 3 года назад +2

      EXCUSE me, Nik identifies as skinny thank you very much

    • @lushxdd8635
      @lushxdd8635 3 года назад +1

      @@ZachPlum um yea “skinny” LOL

  • @MrRaptorClimax
    @MrRaptorClimax 3 года назад +8

    I remember breaking a rib I legit couldn't move without it being so painful. So I highly doubt breaking three that he can just wall around and moving all like he is and just be totally fine.

  • @skibidirizzgyatt.
    @skibidirizzgyatt. Год назад

    As someone who used to play the viola (pretty close to violin) seeing him play like that mentally and physically hurt

  • @CANON555
    @CANON555 3 года назад +1

    0:08 QUICK SOUND THE NICKOCADO ALARM!!

  • @Peppasauras-Rex
    @Peppasauras-Rex 3 года назад +7

    Kinda sad watching him play that violin, like a few years ago when he didn’t have all this weight he had a video with him playing beautifully

  • @bailey9999e
    @bailey9999e 3 года назад +5

    that violin bit is actually pretty sad, if any of what he said was true, dude could have been a professional violinist. plus, his playing was actually pretty good. i never know if i should feel bad or disgusted

    • @jamjamjammyjamjam2647
      @jamjamjammyjamjam2647 3 года назад +1

      He was holding the bow correctly and everything so it seems like he had experience. It’s pretty sad

    • @positiveneutralstuff4515
      @positiveneutralstuff4515 3 года назад +1

      He actually used to play it quite a lot before he became this whole mess not gonna lie i think he could have became something really cool if he went that route

    • @positiveneutralstuff4515
      @positiveneutralstuff4515 3 года назад +1

      But I don’t think he was quite the level he was describing

    • @bailey9999e
      @bailey9999e 3 года назад

      i agree, he definitely exaggerated the story (and somehow made it about race too??) but i thought his playing was genuinely pretty good. i don't know why, but I've always wanted to see him succeed, he definitely deserves the hate he gets, he just deserves better. That's something HE has to do though, and I'm not sure if he ever will 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +1

      If you like good violin music i reccomend : Andre Rieu. Or Erwin Aschenwald (From the Austrian band : Die Mayrhofner) these men have mad fiddle skills.

  • @DazaiOsammu
    @DazaiOsammu 2 года назад

    As the person who plays the violin it really hurts me to see the way he's playing it because it will damage the strings and the bow and I'm kinda upset that he didn't continue his career long time ago

  • @SL-kq7lf
    @SL-kq7lf 3 года назад +6

    I find myself extremely sad that a grown man acts that way, whether in jest or not. I do not find him funny. He’s, well, I am without words.

    • @ninaorozco2869
      @ninaorozco2869 3 года назад

      Exactly, we won't know the true extent of his acting here but either way to demean himself to such a level is just terrible...terribly sad...

  • @iceethegreyfox2034
    @iceethegreyfox2034 3 года назад +4

    Did he actually got his ribs broken? Or just feeding us bullshit.

  • @Simonia08
    @Simonia08 3 года назад +1

    Niko vs Vegan Teacher the ultimate battle

  • @insanegenius0353
    @insanegenius0353 2 года назад

    5:59 - 6:13
    As a violin player... that... that just hurts to watch...
    Someone call 911 for that violin.

  • @tsukishimas_pipsqueak
    @tsukishimas_pipsqueak 2 года назад +1

    6:15 the mosquitoes in my room at 3am.

  • @sincerelysarcastic1494
    @sincerelysarcastic1494 2 года назад

    Bruh his shirt says “it’s just water weight” if he had that much water in him, he basically did what Thor did in that one story where he drank the ocean and lowered it to like a noticeable level

  • @weirdnessisforever769
    @weirdnessisforever769 3 года назад

    Nickicado looks like the realistic version of sonic when it was still a meme

  • @SentientCubed
    @SentientCubed 3 года назад +498

    “People who go vegan go crazy”
    -Nick, the former Vegan who has mental breakdowns on camera

    • @paprikaeater
      @paprikaeater 2 года назад +1

      People who go vegan go crazy??? My man you we're NORMAL when YOU were VEGAN, you went crazy when you stopped being vegan 💀

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 2 года назад +15

      He went crazy not because of being vegan. The effect of the foods he ate caused all these nonsense things.

    • @LovelyCuteBunnies123
      @LovelyCuteBunnies123 2 года назад +22

      I mean…. The vegan teacher..

    • @alexiswagner5388
      @alexiswagner5388 2 года назад +10

      @@albertusaswin2012 it wasn't the food it was all the attention he got for the act he puts on because of youtube

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 2 года назад +3

      @@alexiswagner5388 I think so

  • @mompernl
    @mompernl 3 года назад +4572

    He used to be called avocado because of his diet. Now it’s because of his shape.

    • @oxidius.
      @oxidius. 3 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/oqFrj9AygRo/видео.html🍌🍌

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад +146

      👏👏👏
      Yes.
      Yes.
      This, this is best comment.
      Bravo!

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 3 года назад +23

      clickbait 101!

    • @nebulavortex3531
      @nebulavortex3531 3 года назад +82

      I watched one of his vids from 2016 tbh he was a nice person back then now hes just kind of toxic and rude

    • @bringbackthedislikecount6767
      @bringbackthedislikecount6767 3 года назад +23

      Underrated comment

  • @Dacept
    @Dacept 3 года назад +5951

    We must protect august the duck from this absolute giant

  • @QKvox
    @QKvox 3 года назад +211

    He was so talented and soooo good at violin but now he’s a planet with legs

    • @nightrider3002
      @nightrider3002 2 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu 2 года назад +8

      A hungry planet

    • @imablinkingblink8489
      @imablinkingblink8489 2 года назад +5

      An exploding planet

    • @katmencan5660
      @katmencan5660 2 года назад +6

      He probably has a gravitational pull as well

    • @happy_dux9541
      @happy_dux9541 2 года назад +5

      Gravitational pull of asteroids (food) with no people to make something to avoid them like astronomers so he consumes them (asteroids hitting the planet)

  • @marleybrown6796
    @marleybrown6796 3 года назад +3413

    The worst part about nikccacado’s career was that he was ACTUALLY a PRO violin player… such wasted talent

    • @aarona5839
      @aarona5839 3 года назад +131

      not really he still knows how to play he just gained weight for money sad i know but not wasted talent

    • @ccb6013
      @ccb6013 3 года назад +90

      He wouldn't have made as much money as a professional violinist 🤷‍♀️

    • @JoshNunnyt
      @JoshNunnyt 3 года назад +205

      @@ccb6013 Would have a f****g great legacy though compared to what he's currently doing.

    • @Jayplaymm2aimt
      @Jayplaymm2aimt 3 года назад +49

      So what? His new talent is the abbility to eat so much food yet still surviving

    • @aarona5839
      @aarona5839 3 года назад +24

      @@ccb6013 yeah you are right on that but sadly when he started mukbangs we’re a big hit and he let himself go TOO FAR

  • @luffytoons6919
    @luffytoons6919 3 года назад +1346

    Nicks videos are only entertaining when he’s being made fun of.

    • @oxidius.
      @oxidius. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/oqFrj9AygRo/видео.html🍌🍌

    • @JaneDoe0847
      @JaneDoe0847 3 года назад +6

      Straight facts

    • @popefrancis80
      @popefrancis80 3 года назад +30

      Honestly I can't bring my mind round to understand how anyone would like to watch his content. I dnt know much about the guy, it might just be an act, but I've seen previous vids where he's healthy, relaxed and normal, and it's pretty sad to see his current state and attitude. Even if it's all an act, it's just sad to see how someone can bring themselves to that point just for views

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 3 года назад +3

      *Thicc Nick*

    • @strikerdoc_4205
      @strikerdoc_4205 3 года назад +8

      @Ocean_ Lover4000 dont...just dont.

  • @UHOHTONIO
    @UHOHTONIO 3 года назад +44

    Does this man realize he can feed two African villages with the food he eats per video?

  • @get_spanked240
    @get_spanked240 3 года назад +1825

    4:06 I'd honestly love to see the vegan teacher debate him. Those two idiots debating would be the golden comedy of the century

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 3 года назад +175

      VT: you’re like, a nazi or something
      NA: waaaaaaaaaah *eats her*

    • @Garlicbreadsupremacist631
      @Garlicbreadsupremacist631 3 года назад +45

      Congratulations you have won the award for comedy genius

    • @immortal_princess4902
      @immortal_princess4902 3 года назад +34

      I’d bet on Nick winning 🤣😭

    • @bananathemango1751
      @bananathemango1751 3 года назад +49

      Omg yea. That vegan teacher is going to pretend she doesn’t know who he is, cry happiness for him being vegan, and then scream and cry sadness from him no longer being vegan.

    • @JaneDoe0847
      @JaneDoe0847 3 года назад +36

      We’d all lose brain cells watching 😭

  • @MrJimbojamez
    @MrJimbojamez 3 года назад +437

    Broken ribs will make it hard to breathe every breath and getting animated as he does will make the pain unbearable. He is obviously faking

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 3 года назад +18

      he's dying and looking for attention, he's not going to get it from me or anyone else! even my current boyfriend finds this digesting human being a abomination!

    • @MrJimbojamez
      @MrJimbojamez 3 года назад +5

      @@HUYI1 he's slowly killing himself eating too much, so basically almost everyone in America is dying, technically speaking

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 3 года назад +4

      @@MrJimbojamez not everyone in America is obese- a there are a lot of people who are sort of overweight, but being 10 pounds overweight isn't killing you so long as you don't go above that.

    • @khaledk9776
      @khaledk9776 3 года назад +3

      @@gianna526 actually around 30% of you are obese. and then another 30% or so is fat. then the rest is thin, fit and every other category. honestly its pretty depressing to be an American. health is just one of the many bad things about the country.

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 3 года назад

      @@khaledk9776 I suppose so. There are a lot of problems about this country. There is some good, but as always the bad stands out, and gosh there is a lot of bad. I guess it's hard to accept that this country is a disaster. I've always had this warped sense of reality that this world was perfect. Turns out I couldn't be farther from the truth.

  • @commonlogicart1604
    @commonlogicart1604 3 года назад +47

    The violin part hurts because you can see that he genuinely did know the violin very well, and still does, because his hold isn’t even that bad

  • @SCP--fj2jr
    @SCP--fj2jr 3 года назад +803

    "I'm healthy"
    **proceeds to eat a meal that could feed a congregation of people**

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад +19

      "How many donuts should we get him?"
      "Enough to feed a Baptist church. That'll keep that tub of turds happy for a half an hour."
      😂

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 года назад +4

      If any person were to eat that much, it would last for around a week

    • @gojira4036
      @gojira4036 3 года назад +1

      Lol that 35 dollar meal could only feed three people.

    • @CatBeeWT
      @CatBeeWT 3 года назад +8

      All the food he eats in one day could probably feed my whole neighborhood 💀💀💀

    • @kiwiphil9731
      @kiwiphil9731 3 года назад +2

      More like the whole Romain empire

  • @AWESOM3KAR
    @AWESOM3KAR 3 года назад +123

    Ladies, Gentlemen, Ducks, We must band together to protect the ultimate duck. He has sacrificed so much for us. It is time for us to return the favor

  • @barney547
    @barney547 3 года назад +330

    August: I’ll give him a week.
    Squidward: I’ll give him 11 minutes.

  • @Gamer-zi3qi
    @Gamer-zi3qi 3 года назад +625

    When avocado uploads everyone yells
    “OH LOWD HE COMING!!”

    • @silentk2658
      @silentk2658 3 года назад +5

      I truly feel sorry for this mans neighbors

    • @pulverer
      @pulverer 3 года назад +8

      @@silentk2658 I just feel sorry for this man. Like I don't watch him and I don't care about him but seeing him act like this is truly sad

    • @Gamer-zi3qi
      @Gamer-zi3qi 3 года назад +1

      @@pulverer true, every day i am surprised by how stupid some people are

    • @Gamer-zi3qi
      @Gamer-zi3qi 3 года назад +1

      Why y’all got some weird links in here

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 3 года назад +3

      @@Gamer-zi3qi Whenever Avocado uploads a video, I expect "AN EMERGENCY!!!".

  • @Sukardaddy
    @Sukardaddy 3 года назад +26

    This is literally the worst thing I have ever seen, I'm sad for him...

  • @Toxic-hk5yw
    @Toxic-hk5yw 3 года назад +456

    He continues to add that he has three broken ribs. This guy is literally insane.

    • @bucketlynx
      @bucketlynx 3 года назад +27

      I had one broken rib this summer. I am like 50kg, *and I could not walk for the 2 first week*

    • @LosSantosDowntowncabCo.
      @LosSantosDowntowncabCo. 3 года назад +8

      @@bucketlynx I hope your good homie

    • @IanlikesCards
      @IanlikesCards 2 года назад +4

      @@bucketlynx Same hope your doing better

    • @MarighnamaniMr
      @MarighnamaniMr 2 года назад +4

      @@bucketlynx Hope you've recovered now. The way he keeps ranting about his "3 broken ribs", its fake. A person with a broken rib will not be acting like this. The pain would be crazy! The way he talks and acts, he is definitely faking it.

    • @erikios7292
      @erikios7292 2 года назад +4

      I've never had a broken rib, but occasionally if I'm bent over too far or at a weird angle it will feel like my lung is being pinched by my ribs. Not pleasant.

  • @r3df00l4
    @r3df00l4 3 года назад +804

    I can't stop thinking about how he was a soft spoken, skinny, normal personality, doesn't cry everytime over everything and was a healthy person + when he didn't shart himself more than once

    • @AndrewSmith-dy8bk
      @AndrewSmith-dy8bk 3 года назад +27

      It’s almost tragic

    • @thiccchungusexe8964
      @thiccchungusexe8964 3 года назад +16

      @@AndrewSmith-dy8bk it definitely is

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +22

      If he keeps eating like this, his name will soon be : Nikocado Deadvocado.

    • @gyrosupreme6188
      @gyrosupreme6188 3 года назад +7

      All of that yes, but he was not health. Even back then in his life, he mentioned it himself.

    • @royal_gaming9098
      @royal_gaming9098 3 года назад +8

      fr i j went back to one of his old videos n he was so skinny and so calm and respectful

  • @zeynabbendjedidi1847
    @zeynabbendjedidi1847 Год назад +6

    For somebody with 3 broken ribs, he can move surprisingly well....

  • @deersarewonderfulanimals8215
    @deersarewonderfulanimals8215 3 года назад +477

    "I broke three ribs." *Proceeds to shove 20 pizzas, 16 burgers, and 24 ramen noodles packets*

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 3 года назад +5

      It’s a....joke
      Fast and the furious isn’t a documentary either lol

    • @deersarewonderfulanimals8215
      @deersarewonderfulanimals8215 3 года назад +2

      @@natman2939 Yeah I know lol

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 3 года назад +1

      @@deersarewonderfulanimals8215 I’m glad haha. But I’m honestly baffled as to why people like AugustTheDuck, Moistcr1tikal, and SomeOrdinaryGamers DONT seem to understand it’s a joke.
      Sometimes they’ll flat out say “I know he’s just playing a character but....” and then go on and on about how Nikocada is contradicting himself by talking about his injured ribs and yet doing things someone with an injured rib couldn’t do.
      Like guys......you Just Said you know he’s playing a character.....so why do you now seemed so confused?
      Same when they’re like “this guy says he doesn’t know why he gained weight even though he knows he’s got this crazy muckbang routine....”
      and I’m practically yelling at the screen “didn’t you just say you know his playing a character???”
      Like.....why would anyone be confused about him saying ridiculous things if you ACKNOWLEDGE that he’s playing an over the top wacky character?
      It’s like watching fast and the furious and saying “this shouldn’t be possible!” every time something crazy happens even though you started off by saying “I know that this just a movie...”

    • @deersarewonderfulanimals8215
      @deersarewonderfulanimals8215 3 года назад +4

      @@natman2939 I’m sure they know that he is playing a character, but their content would be boring if their videos was just eight minutes of saying “Nikacado Avacado is playing a character.” They need to actually discuss what he’s doing and how it’s unhealthy for him and how his weight isn’t water weight. I like your point but they probably aren’t just saying that he’s playing a character for eight minutes because they want people to watch their videos so they have to discuss the topic a bit more and add some humor into it

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 3 года назад +1

      @@natman2939 They react to these because they ARENT a joke

  • @OG.Trippster
    @OG.Trippster 3 года назад +486

    Does Nikocodo understand that him screaming like that expands his lungs, which would hurt like hell on his broken ribs. He would be screaming in pain if it was real

    • @simplylew4598
      @simplylew4598 3 года назад +38

      “He would be screaming in pain if it was real” which would make him scream more because he’s in pain, which would again end up making him scream more and the chain reaction never ends…

    • @microwavedsalad893
      @microwavedsalad893 3 года назад +24

      I broke 3 ribs 5 years ago, and that shit still hurts. Especially when the weather changes 😖

    • @theflash1631
      @theflash1631 3 года назад +12

      @@microwavedsalad893 damn that’s sad bro hope it gets better

    • @damie4385
      @damie4385 3 года назад +7

      @@microwavedsalad893 yeah i broke 2 last year and I feel you =/ hope it gets better!

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +1

      I think this nick dude is a big R word.

  • @dragonloli7938
    @dragonloli7938 2 года назад +6

    ”Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made.”
    Is he referencing the lyrics from Aqua Teen Hunger Force ? Lol.

    • @chrisgomez1840
      @chrisgomez1840 7 месяцев назад

      not sure bout de milk but i had a feeling de"lemonade" is pee n "fudge is made round de corner" shit

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol 3 года назад +205

    If you broke three ribs, wouldn't shouting make the pain worse? I think he wouldn't be shouting if he actually broke three ribs. He would probably wheeze, but I'm not a doctor.

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 года назад +19

      Any pressure against a broken rib is gonna hurt like hell, if he actually broke his ribs, he be screaming a lot more than he is right now and be bawling his eyes out to a point where his room would flood

    • @ExpatChef71
      @ExpatChef71 3 года назад +18

      Broken ribs hurt like Hell. One case where laughter and activities are not the best medicine.

    • @nebulavortex3531
      @nebulavortex3531 3 года назад +8

      Im sure he wouldnt be hopping everywhere and saying he got his clothes from walmart

    • @itmckay8206
      @itmckay8206 3 года назад +10

      As someone who's friend broke there ribs, they couldn't get up nor breathe properly they said "it feels like something is stabbing you while you breathe", they couldn't really laugh or do anything.

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol 3 года назад +3

      @@itmckay8206 I feel so bad for your friend. I hope he/she/they is doing better now.

  • @noahwinns-cromer6914
    @noahwinns-cromer6914 3 года назад +339

    Buddy's doing well walking and yelling around the house for someone with 3 cracked ribs.....SMH.....

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html😂🤣🤣

    • @emilym3139
      @emilym3139 3 года назад +6

      IKR I broke my ribs couple times and it hurts to even cough , he isn’t acting like someone with broken ribs .

    • @RockOrgan
      @RockOrgan 3 года назад +4

      If he’s got 3 broken ribs, then I’m the pope

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 года назад +1

      Three broken ribs my ass. If he has three broken ribs than I’m the next emperor of the world

    • @vheinrichxiii
      @vheinrichxiii 3 года назад +1

      @@RockOrgan hello pope. I'm thanos

  • @alexapproach
    @alexapproach 2 года назад +8

    For the amount of money he takes in he could afford one hell of a therapist and personal trainer.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +203

    “Milk, milk, lemonade”
    Yeah you could’ve simply said stomach ache + headache

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 3 года назад +1

      @Randa what do you mean?

    • @vargrbi0w0lf8
      @vargrbi0w0lf8 3 года назад +1

      I love this comment

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 3 года назад +2

      Not gonna lie, watching that made me die a little inside.

    • @hospibunny
      @hospibunny 3 года назад +2

      @@hamishstewart5324 me too!!!!My whole night is ruined now 😭😭😭

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +1

      Or just said : Fat tissue

  • @DredgenFenrir
    @DredgenFenrir 3 года назад +7

    I feel like this was clickbait. How did he respond to the duck exactly?

  • @Vendaxel
    @Vendaxel 3 года назад +373

    THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS HERE BOYS

  • @naganut9718
    @naganut9718 3 года назад +250

    If only the story was reversed. Man it would be the most inspirational story of all time. A man like this turned into a normal vegan

    • @spacerings392
      @spacerings392 2 года назад +14

      In some alternate universe this is exactly what happened

    • @anthonyavila9470
      @anthonyavila9470 2 года назад +12

      And probably a successful documentary as well

    • @RestlessWandererOriginal
      @RestlessWandererOriginal Год назад

      "Normal " "vegan" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaydenjewett3796
      @jaydenjewett3796 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not like that vegan teacher. Just a normal vegan

  • @georgesbilodeau3657
    @georgesbilodeau3657 3 года назад +159

    I love how much an attention craver he is. He is absolutely nuts if he thinks he will keep getting this sort of attention.

    • @xfiringsquadx
      @xfiringsquadx 3 года назад +12

      I wish he didn't get attention for the crap he does but I don't think there'll ever be a shortage of people who'll give him attention. After all, August himself is giving him lots of attention by making several of his videos about him. He's honestly a low key smart troll.

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html😆😀

    • @lavendergold6379
      @lavendergold6379 3 года назад +1

      @@xfiringsquadx plus isn’t he like 30 years old?

    • @lavendergold6379
      @lavendergold6379 3 года назад

      @@xfiringsquadx oh
      Ok so 29 of age .
      Thanks

    • @00Grimreaper00
      @00Grimreaper00 3 года назад +2

      How does it feel having 3 bots in your reply section

  • @itzexployt9653
    @itzexployt9653 3 года назад +7

    Honestly Nickacado is the reason the vegan teacher exists.

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 3 года назад +74

    "He eats all those pies and donuts and stays skinny. It's priviledge" bro most people don't eat 50 fucking donuts in one sitting

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann 3 года назад +30

    6:04
    his violin skills where so bad the captions were laughing at him

  • @Admiral45-10
    @Admiral45-10 3 года назад +5

    5:59 I just hear and feel he's doing it on purpose, so his audience can either laugh or sympathise to him. He knows how to play, he's literally faking.

  • @tradexvoid
    @tradexvoid 3 года назад +70

    "I broke three ribs and I have the receipts on my page!" Funny, I didn't no one could buy broken ribs.

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад +7

      $50 and I'll break all the ribs you want, buddy.
      😎

    • @StoicScape219
      @StoicScape219 3 года назад +2

      He bought the ribs on Uber Eats that’s why

    • @th3thatguy631
      @th3thatguy631 3 года назад +1

      @@asurasyn EKONOMMI

  • @chase20071
    @chase20071 3 года назад +24

    0:08 infants when they go on a plane

    • @PikaPlayz
      @PikaPlayz 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @bananacomma
      @bananacomma 2 года назад +2

      this meme can be used for flight attendants as well

  • @JacksonCallen
    @JacksonCallen 3 года назад +56

    If he is skinny, I did nothing wrong. Specifically 1939-1945.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 3 года назад +1

      Yes, interesting

    • @MattlikestrainsOfficial
      @MattlikestrainsOfficial 3 года назад +2

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @anakinsghost4787
      @anakinsghost4787 Год назад

      And I did nothing wrong. Specifically, during the great jedi purge, in the council chambers.

  • @dooby5443
    @dooby5443 3 года назад +51

    This man is single handedly keeping the fast food industry alive 😂

  • @valentinapolo796
    @valentinapolo796 2 года назад +3

    5:25 "I performed in Milan"
    Me, who lives like 20/30 minutes away from the center of the city: sure, of course i heard about you 🧢☠

  • @Slimtunes-367
    @Slimtunes-367 3 года назад +132

    The biggest crime he committed here is being rude to Alexa, unforgivable.

  • @mrhuman3533
    @mrhuman3533 3 года назад +128

    I love how august zooms into Niko’s stomach while he’s playing the violin

    • @ccb6013
      @ccb6013 3 года назад +13

      Niko may have done that himself, he's pretty self deprecating.

    • @julioisawesometv7936
      @julioisawesometv7936 3 года назад +6

      😂

  • @tracylovesherselftracy3108
    @tracylovesherselftracy3108 3 года назад +90

    Nick: its just water weight! Meanwhile- August: yep keep telling yourself that buddy ^^

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html

    • @rasyidpng5437
      @rasyidpng5437 3 года назад +1

      Snapback to reality

    • @caileynjob3693
      @caileynjob3693 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@rasyidpng5437oh there goes gravity

  • @skeety8072
    @skeety8072 3 года назад +40

    i can’t eat lemonade or fudge anymore now😕

    • @alexgreen1523
      @alexgreen1523 3 года назад +3

      Similar to you, thanks to that Reddit post of him pooping his bed, I will never hear the slogan, “Love that chicken from Popeyes” the same again.

    • @2percentskills274
      @2percentskills274 3 года назад +1

      @Lotus no not fax

    • @2percentskills274
      @2percentskills274 3 года назад +1

      @Not RickRoII👇❣️ I don’t give a fyck

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html😂🤣

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ5/видео.html

  • @sadpony8128
    @sadpony8128 3 года назад +3

    Stop using this man for views.... You clearly know he's begging for attention ...move on from him 🙄

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 2 года назад

      He needs the views to keep his RUclips channel going. What's wrong with that? Why do you think he made his first Nikocado video? Why do you think he makes any videos?

  • @DrJonathanCrane
    @DrJonathanCrane 3 года назад +62

    He doesn't need that violin too to break people's ears, he's already one. Either that or he consumed his old one and now it's stuck in his throat.

    • @abeldementiaravenheart
      @abeldementiaravenheart 3 года назад +5

      Now I can see why you want to restart the universe.

    • @clo.9ud
      @clo.9ud 2 года назад

      God that violin hurt my ears so bad I got a headache

  • @wtf-id8tr
    @wtf-id8tr 3 года назад +48

    I'm sorry what Nick really mean about his "cracked ribs" is that how strong his jaws is he can crack BBQ ribs flawlessly

    • @it_is_what_it_is269
      @it_is_what_it_is269 3 года назад +6

      only ribs he ever broke were ribs inside of a McRib

    • @metrocop-191
      @metrocop-191 3 года назад +3

      Speaking of your profile picture being little nightmares, he reminds me of one of the guests in the 1st game

    • @lillylopez4280
      @lillylopez4280 3 года назад

      @@metrocop-191 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SCREAMING UR SOOO RIGHT

    • @fukbombz
      @fukbombz 3 года назад

      @@lillylopez4280 woah chill out

  • @TheeMonkeMan
    @TheeMonkeMan 3 года назад +61

    I'm honest surprised that he can keep up this energy in his videos for more than a couple seconds without taking a break for 5 minutes

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html😂🤣🤣

    • @aharrypotterfan5951
      @aharrypotterfan5951 3 года назад +2

      Nah cause I consider myself fairly athletic and would be tired, physically and mentally, if I had to do this for over an hour multiple times a week

    • @kiwiphil9731
      @kiwiphil9731 3 года назад +2

      Im surprised he could walk more then one inch

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +1

      Sugar.

  • @hansoncheng2189
    @hansoncheng2189 3 года назад +50

    You know I always assume he’s playing a character albeit in detriment to his own health but... I feel like he’s really slowly going insane. You play a character for too long you end up becoming it.

    • @DawnKellyMedia
      @DawnKellyMedia 3 года назад +1

      I wonder if all the poison he's eating has affected his brain. Mad Cow?? I mean, WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?

    • @hansoncheng2189
      @hansoncheng2189 3 года назад +3

      @@DawnKellyMedia This went from somewhat funny to people are literally watching this man eat himself to the an early grave. I don't like the man at all but this is still extremely sad to hear and see.

    • @DawnKellyMedia
      @DawnKellyMedia 3 года назад +1

      @@hansoncheng2189 it is so sad. I just dont understand!

    • @elijah3996
      @elijah3996 3 года назад

      Cough cough joker

  • @irolaan292
    @irolaan292 2 года назад +2

    I love your videos, but I can't stand this really rude and unfunny guy! Always making faces for no reason!
    I'm 2:15 in the video and I've had enough!

  • @Zeldahol
    @Zeldahol 3 года назад +84

    This is hard to watch. You're cool Duck. This guy is infuriating.

    • @hayleygreen4051
      @hayleygreen4051 3 года назад +6

      I know! I dnt know how anyone can watch this guy🤦‍♀️🙄annoying as hell and so starved for attention. 🤢it’s really just sad 😢only watching it cause I love the ducks voice 👌

    • @oxidius.
      @oxidius. 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oqFrj9AygRo/видео.html🍌🍌

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 3 года назад +1

      he's hurting my cholesterol!

    • @christianmcbrearty
      @christianmcbrearty 3 года назад +3

      I want him to literally just stfu

  • @musicamatters89
    @musicamatters89 3 года назад +117

    I've played violin since 3rd grade and I've NEVER witnessed something more disrespectful to an instrument as even letting him HOLD one. Someone PLEASE save that poor violin.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 3 года назад +3

      I've been looking for another one to take up violin again lol. Wish I could save it and in turn, my wallet.

    • @youtubeviewer9523
      @youtubeviewer9523 3 года назад +10

      U know he used to be a professional violin player right?

    • @sromovskyadam
      @sromovskyadam 3 года назад +5

      @@youtubeviewer9523 i think that doesn't change anything, he is disrespectful nonetheless sadly

    • @TheRogueCapspat
      @TheRogueCapspat 3 года назад +5

      @@youtubeviewer9523 that just makes it even worse if that’s true, as a Violin player myself I wanted to give him actual broken ribs for that display of “skill”.

    • @youtubeviewer9523
      @youtubeviewer9523 3 года назад +3

      @@sromovskyadam agreed

  • @tommybrock7873
    @tommybrock7873 2 года назад +4

    1:08 he litterly said nazi

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt 2 года назад

      he actually said nancy (i’m gonna get woosh’d)

    • @anomaly9156
      @anomaly9156 Год назад +1

      @@xri0tt Mission accepted
      r/woooosh

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt Год назад +1

      @@anomaly9156 can’t be mad. thank you sir

  • @mothmanwantssoup1010
    @mothmanwantssoup1010 3 года назад +96

    I am a cellist, and I thought he was just annoying but when he started to murder that poor violin. That was the last straw.

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад +3

      If you like good fiddle songs/music listen to : Erwin Aschenwald and Die Mayrhofner (They are from Austria and sing in German-Austrian (obviously) accent but how he plays music, i love it and i wish i could do it.

    • @user-os3lq2uj1z
      @user-os3lq2uj1z 3 года назад +5

      I am also a cellist but it hurt me when nick played the violin though

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 3 года назад +4

      someone tell me what a cellist is please im stupid

    • @moonshineman5691
      @moonshineman5691 3 года назад +6

      @@notlucas6859 A person who plays the cello.

    • @glossiangelz
      @glossiangelz 3 года назад +5

      Nick used to play the violin so well…wasted talent

  • @applepie5593
    @applepie5593 3 года назад +2

    “Milk, Milk, LEMONADEEEEEE.”

  • @rodrigolyra7312
    @rodrigolyra7312 3 года назад +37

    I pray to god every day that this man goes on my 600 pound life. It would be amazing

    • @Claire8483
      @Claire8483 3 года назад +3

      I would watch that episode for sure

    • @jacobsvlog6293
      @jacobsvlog6293 3 года назад +3

      @@Claire8483 they’ll give up on him

    • @oxidius.
      @oxidius. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/oqFrj9AygRo/видео.html🍌🍌

  • @codysdumbchannel6128
    @codysdumbchannel6128 3 года назад +3

    4:48 this man cries like a Peanuts character

  • @jamesliketrain6788
    @jamesliketrain6788 3 года назад +70

    I found him playing the violin and failing super sad. It would be so sad to pick up and try to do something you really enjoyed after a long time and just not be able to do it after all that practice ages ago.

    • @cassiusking9280
      @cassiusking9280 3 года назад +7

      I bet he could play somewhat decent if he really tried, I'd actually enjoy seeing that, instead of him purposely failing at things which is just hard to watch..

    • @Doobency
      @Doobency 3 года назад +3

      I haven't watched his older videos, but didn't he used to play and be very good?

    • @bosscus
      @bosscus 3 года назад +6

      @@Doobency He used to be godlike on the violin. Really good is a borderline insult to how skilled he used to be. He’s fallen hard

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад

      @@bosscus If you want to hear nice violin players i reccomend : Andre Rieu. Or Erwin Aschenwald (From the Austrian band : Die Mayrhofner) these men have mad fiddle skills.

  • @ss.saucey
    @ss.saucey 2 года назад +3

    no one gonna talk about all the food behind him?? 1:25

  • @Ajokeiguess
    @Ajokeiguess 3 года назад +30

    “Milk milk lemonade” - nickocado avocado

  • @graph1cer
    @graph1cer 3 года назад +10

    There are multiple people we need to protect from other people
    1) August from Nikacado
    2) Jimin from Oli London

  • @amyblack875
    @amyblack875 2 года назад +2

    EVERYBODY STOP WAFCHING HIM WE FORCE HIM TO EAT BY MAKING NEW VIDS ABOUT HIM AND WATCHING HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY HE IS EATING so much its Us

  • @calebreznicek6096
    @calebreznicek6096 3 года назад +60

    I'm surprised he doesn't have his own gravitational orbit yet.

    • @fazegarbage6946
      @fazegarbage6946 3 года назад +2

      Technically, everything has a gravitational orbit.

  • @Reqwuer
    @Reqwuer 3 года назад +45

    Nick's "water weight" is all the oil he has in his body (from the food he ate)

    • @beatnews275
      @beatnews275 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fc3q3epgFNQ/видео.html🤣🤣😂

    • @medevialpuppet3695
      @medevialpuppet3695 3 года назад +3

      Be gone bots

    • @OVERLORDCLOWN
      @OVERLORDCLOWN 3 года назад +2

      America is coming for him

    • @Tazkd
      @Tazkd 3 года назад +1

      @Lotus you copy paste under every comment

    • @oxidius.
      @oxidius. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/oqFrj9AygRo/видео.html🍌🍌

  • @shepol3221
    @shepol3221 2 года назад +2

    3:21 bro its called being healthy it's not privlage

  • @anguismemes1666
    @anguismemes1666 3 года назад +23

    He actually missed a f-sharp on stage in Japan this cost his carrier in shame.
    He is traumatized about this event and started developing psychological disorders

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball 2 года назад +1

      That's probably what triggered his mental breakdowns.

    • @heyythatsprettygood8763
      @heyythatsprettygood8763 2 года назад +2

      Damn, that's actually sad, and I don't mean that in a condescending way... I'm kinda heartbroken to learn this, just one bad day that created who Nikado is today

  • @wolfixthewolfie6893
    @wolfixthewolfie6893 3 года назад +7

    My guy sounds like Shakespeare 3:54

  • @jonathancortez7145
    @jonathancortez7145 2 года назад +2

    I think nikocado is a comedy and it's all an act mixed with a little rea life drama. That's how I see it.

  • @raynetalks405
    @raynetalks405 3 года назад +18

    "this is exactly what he wants-" *ad rolls*
    "I'M TALKING HERE"
    Lol

  • @TheLionheart227
    @TheLionheart227 3 года назад +21

    The amount of trembling he’s doing makes me genuinely think he’s either completely Mad, or absolutely failing.

  • @TheGamingGeeksSwe
    @TheGamingGeeksSwe 3 года назад +2

    So i cracked a rib a few years ago. It was discomforting but not like super painful. I still was in bed for a good one and a half months. If he has three actually broken ribs with that flailing around. Punctured lung easilly

    • @R4D14NT72
      @R4D14NT72 3 года назад +1

      It would require a surgery if you get 3 broken ribs?

  • @Davesky19
    @Davesky19 3 года назад +39

    In his video called *”Returning to the Hospital. I’m scared”* he accidentally admits at the 10:44 mark he didn’t break his ribs.

    • @jascasp2476
      @jascasp2476 3 года назад +8

      I wonder what his parents are like..

    • @Davesky19
      @Davesky19 3 года назад +20

      @@jascasp2476 Obviously everything he does is an act, so I’m sure his parents are okay. I’m just astonished that so many people actually believe anything he says. It’s a shame that he’s sacrificed his health for money.

    • @jascasp2476
      @jascasp2476 3 года назад +2

      @@Davesky19 true

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 3 года назад

      @@jascasp2476 They wished they used a condom

    • @jascasp2476
      @jascasp2476 3 года назад +1

      @@someguy7629 Lmfaoo

  • @azcartoons4622
    @azcartoons4622 Год назад +1

    *Everytime Nikocado mentioned he broke his ribs*
    Me: "ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!"