Yep, as a white woman, I can attest that all of these things are true. Just went through tropical storm hilary, my first tropical storm, and was prepared af. Flashlights, water, vitamins, non refrigerated food, yard cleaned up, house buttoned up, cats all taken care of, and we made it through the storm.
HA! I regrettably talked back to my bestest friend who is a proud Mexican for talking bad to her kids. OOoooh not a good idea but I didn’t back down, I’m just happy we are still friends.
I am an extremely patient person but the other day there were 9 of us waiting in line at Harbor Freight and when they opened a new line an older guy came from the back and cut in front of everybody. One guy called him out and the old guy argued his case that a new line had opened. I immediately spoke up and tried to explain to him that we had all been waiting in line and going to the next cashier available. He couldn't understand and I told him you do what you want and we will all just judge you. Then his wife comes up and she can't understand the fuss and they both start speaking New Yorkanese to each other about how he was right to cut line...(We are in Huntsville Alabama and they had thick NYC accents). I still don't think he ever figured out why people were upset with him and it wasn't just the white folks either.
While this a dated story, I hope it still rings true. I grew up in the hood, Pomona, CA. I played junior varsity basketball in 1971. The team included white guys like me, blacks, Mexicans and even a Japanese guy. Never once did we have a problem. BTW, for the fact checkers we were San Antonio "B" League Champs.
🤣🤣So true, and you're only a white person's "friend" for a short time, because after about a month....you're now family Brother (protectable and checkable😉)!! 🤗🤷🏾♀️
Line skipping isn't about getting there first. It's about the complete disrespect and placing yourself above others. That's why we take it so seriously. It's the principal of the matter.
Oh F Yeah , we were in line at a Theater a few weeks ago an this dude just wandering around looking at his phone an all at once jumped in line in front of this lady distracted with her kid . He got the hey Buddy seems your kinda confused on the whole concept of a line , It's wait Your Turn which you should have learned back in 1st grade. First he acted like he didn't hear me , So I walk up right in front of him an said I guess your Hearing Impaired as well . He mumbles something it don't matter . Oh Hell Yes It Matters , causing one of us is fixing ta get a Ass Whooping . He looked at me for a second an wanders back off down the line . An NO ONE talks Crap about a Friend... It matters not male , female, creed , race , political affiliation, religious beliefs !!!!
I'm not saying I have 20 gallons of gas for my generator right now as Hurricane Idalia passed by Tampa Bay or that I bought an entire box of Ramen noodles at Sam's club or that I have 6 cases of water but when you've been a Floridian your entire adult life you don't like shopping last minute with the unprepared mob at Publix when they bought up all the fried chicken.
Lol, true. However, HOA people I stay away from. If everyone prepared just a little for disasters or shortages life will be easier. Prepare now, so you do not panic later. Two is one, one is none.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRO!! Your friend Kirby is a brave MF. That's where I draw the line. I don't get into any ones, and I mean ANY ONES family shit. I'm surprised he still alive bro!!
I have been married for 30 years and happy! A jackass made a comment about my wife's hair, i was ok with that, but he said my dog was mangy, that started the fight!
Heaven help the person being ugly to a friend or family member of any race but get ugly with them BECAUSE of race in front of me and heaven help you!. 😅
Kirby had no business saying it that way to your Momma. MA'AM, YES HE'S YOUR SON AND I DO NOT DISAGREE WITH ANYTHING BUT SINCE IT WAS ME THAT SHOULD HAVE HELPED, YOU NEED TO BE JUST AS UPSET OR MORE WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S MY BROTHER AND THAT MEANS YOUR MY MOMMA, AND I DIDN'T HAVE MY BROTHERS BACK LIKE I SHOULD AND I'M SHAMED OF MYSELF.
* #4 is incorrect. I know better than to try somethings myself and just hire someone. Electricians, I will hire an electrician rather than enduring electrocution.
Wise decision. I don't work as an electrician, but i learned parts of their work long ago. So i can do electrical stuff at home. But let me tell you a "secret": there's no electrician who hasn't been slapped by electricity several times. And yes it's dangerous and can cause heart problems and stuff if it doesn't kill you instantly and it is never pleasant. Never. The more exposure to possible electrocution, the more likely it is to happen... There's the old saying that electricity doesn't smell, and isn't visible until something's gone wrong. And that it only slaps dumb people... (Every single person on this planet is dumb sometimes ;-) )
You need longer pauses between your numbers.....so I can finish laughing!!!! Don't cut in line...rule 1 learned in elementary school. We'll all jump you. lol
I'm gonna stand behind your momma and shake my head, wag my finger, put my hands on my hips and remind her of things she missing. Don't forget about washing the car, remember that time he didn't put the lawn mower back, he didn't hang that towel up to dry after swimming in the pool. I'm throwing you under the bus and laughing the whole time.
Only thing I got to say Josh is, " It's not the size of the dog , it's the size of the fight in the dog .that matters " re- movie lines and popcorn .
Yep, as a white woman, I can attest that all of these things are true. Just went through tropical storm hilary, my first tropical storm, and was prepared af. Flashlights, water, vitamins, non refrigerated food, yard cleaned up, house buttoned up, cats all taken care of, and we made it through the storm.
The cajun navy is fantastic in an emergency!
As a white guy, everything here either directly applies to me or some other white person I know 😂
😂😂😂 Right
If nothing else, Josh keeps it 💯 and as a black guys this is in point.
Do not let shiit go all to hell an shootin start; white boys like 'drago team goin dark', then you hear other MF respondin
Yep
Am I the only one who actually read the title of the video.... And noticed the wording of it?
It's true. We will talk back to people's moms, dads, any family if we don't think you're being treated right. We don't care.
HA! I regrettably talked back to my bestest friend who is a proud Mexican for talking bad to her kids. OOoooh not a good idea but I didn’t back down, I’m just happy we are still friends.
As a Native Brit, Queuing is our national past-time.
Breaking Queue etiquette is reason for the death penalty.
That non-political stuff ABSOLUTELY matters!! Closer to community is MORE important!
“My bright friends” 😂, I’m late to the party, you’re funny.
The pink elephant scene in Darkman is an accurate depiction of me if someone cuts the line ahead of me.
I am an extremely patient person but the other day there were 9 of us waiting in line at Harbor Freight and when they opened a new line an older guy came from the back and cut in front of everybody.
One guy called him out and the old guy argued his case that a new line had opened.
I immediately spoke up and tried to explain to him that we had all been waiting in line and going to the next cashier available.
He couldn't understand and I told him you do what you want and we will all just judge you.
Then his wife comes up and she can't understand the fuss and they both start speaking New Yorkanese to each other about how he was right to cut line...(We are in Huntsville Alabama and they had thick NYC accents).
I still don't think he ever figured out why people were upset with him and it wasn't just the white folks either.
The NYC part did it for me. Hard to find so many self absorbed folks in one place.
As one ofyour bright followers, I will vouch for the authenticity of this video.
my goodness Josh you pay so much attation to everything your a mental magnet...for data and relating it back fast and your rite ,,,genius man .,
Man, you are bringing joy to my soul 😂❤
While this a dated story, I hope it still rings true. I grew up in the hood, Pomona, CA. I played junior varsity basketball in 1971. The team included white guys like me, blacks, Mexicans and even a Japanese guy. Never once did we have a problem. BTW, for the fact checkers we were San Antonio "B" League Champs.
🤣🤣So true, and you're only a white person's "friend" for a short time, because after about a month....you're now family Brother (protectable and checkable😉)!! 🤗🤷🏾♀️
Yes! Same for me! I'm Hispanic, hisband is white. We have all sorts of "family"
Blood matters but respect makes a family, not melanin.
Love this channel. Josh is freaking hilarious.
Line skipping isn't about getting there first. It's about the complete disrespect and placing yourself above others. That's why we take it so seriously. It's the principal of the matter.
BLESSINGS TO YOU, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
that man stood up for you to YO MAMA???
😮 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMNMNNNNNNNN
Oh F Yeah , we were in line at a Theater a few weeks ago an this dude just wandering around looking at his phone an all at once jumped in line in front of this lady distracted with her kid . He got the hey Buddy seems your kinda confused on the whole concept of a line , It's wait Your Turn which you should have learned back in 1st grade. First he acted like he didn't hear me , So I walk up right in front of him an said I guess your Hearing Impaired as well . He mumbles something it don't matter . Oh Hell Yes It Matters , causing one of us is fixing ta get a Ass Whooping . He looked at me for a second an wanders back off down the line .
An NO ONE talks Crap about a Friend... It matters not male , female, creed , race , political affiliation, religious beliefs !!!!
I love your videos so much! Been watching for a while and EVERYTHING you say is 100% factual
Josh, You make the truth funny!
I have one generator, but plan on buying a solar back up. Bulk food, have a few that I rotate through.
This is all true but there is no way in hell im getting between somebody and their mama 😊
Facts, even us white girls knew; you do not get between a mother telling her child what they need to hear.
OK, OK, OK... So white guys aren't the smartest - but friends are friends.
Josh you have great content. You almost always make me smile and laugh.
Ps I'm the prepper type. Lol
RUclips taught my aunt how to take apart a front loader and fix it 😂
Nary a lie told. Approved, appreciated and agreed.
2:40 - Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
Nope, not interrupting your mom. She can say anything she wants to you and I'm just gonna stay quiet.
Amen and Hooah.
@1:30 If you are in my circle then its ride or die regardless of what's going on, color ain't got 💩 to do with nothing when it comes to Family!
I am 61 years . If and when I see people older than me , I usually let them go ahead of me. They waited in enough lines .
I'm not saying I have 20 gallons of gas for my generator right now as Hurricane Idalia passed by Tampa Bay or that I bought an entire box of Ramen noodles at Sam's club or that I have 6 cases of water but when you've been a Floridian your entire adult life you don't like shopping last minute with the unprepared mob at Publix when they bought up all the fried chicken.
No arguments here my friend.
Mostly why I gotta try to stay away from people.
Lol
There was a line at a movie theater? People go to movie theaters?
dude, your loved if you know about the bunkers
😂 Thank you. 😊
hahahaha I love you man !
Love your videos.
I have successfully sued all of of my former HOAs. I make them cry . You all are welcomed. ❤️
Lol, true. However, HOA people I stay away from. If everyone prepared just a little for disasters or shortages life will be easier. Prepare now, so you do not panic later. Two is one, one is none.
So true 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRO!! Your friend Kirby is a brave MF. That's where I draw the line. I don't get into any ones, and I mean ANY ONES family shit. I'm surprised he still alive bro!!
Taught Caesar Greek and Latin... LOL!!
I should start a channel like this about my dark friends 😂
Josh... how long did it take you to be able to talk without breathing like that?!?!?!
True lol
Well, yeah, bro, all true
I LOVE YOU JOSH
yup
I have been married for 30 years and happy! A jackass made a comment about my wife's hair, i was ok with that, but he said my dog was mangy, that started the fight!
Oppenheimer bomb 😅😂
The non-political stuff matters!!
The guy anit lying......lol
Brother it's joking but so true.
Heaven help the person being ugly to a friend or family member of any race but get ugly with them BECAUSE of race in front of me and heaven help you!. 😅
Kirby had no business saying it that way to your Momma.
MA'AM, YES HE'S YOUR SON AND I DO NOT DISAGREE WITH ANYTHING BUT SINCE IT WAS ME THAT SHOULD HAVE HELPED, YOU NEED TO BE JUST AS UPSET OR MORE WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S MY BROTHER AND THAT MEANS YOUR MY MOMMA, AND I DIDN'T HAVE MY BROTHERS BACK LIKE I SHOULD AND I'M SHAMED OF MYSELF.
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#4 is incorrect. I know better than to try somethings myself and just hire someone. Electricians, I will hire an electrician rather than enduring electrocution.
Wise decision.
I don't work as an electrician, but i learned parts of their work long ago. So i can do electrical stuff at home. But let me tell you a "secret": there's no electrician who hasn't been slapped by electricity several times. And yes it's dangerous and can cause heart problems and stuff if it doesn't kill you instantly and it is never pleasant. Never.
The more exposure to possible electrocution, the more likely it is to happen...
There's the old saying that electricity doesn't smell, and isn't visible until something's gone wrong.
And that it only slaps dumb people... (Every single person on this planet is dumb sometimes ;-) )
Yeah, #3 is NOT happening. I'm not fixing to speak to Mama like that way. 😂
#1 (sorta) nd the first #2 are the true ones. Or I'm not white, I dunno.
You're not supposed to tell them about the dishwasher...
Am I to understand that you're NOT a prepper?
You need longer pauses between your numbers.....so I can finish laughing!!!! Don't cut in line...rule 1 learned in elementary school. We'll all jump you. lol
I'm gonna stand behind your momma and shake my head, wag my finger, put my hands on my hips and remind her of things she missing. Don't forget about washing the car, remember that time he didn't put the lawn mower back, he didn't hang that towel up to dry after swimming in the pool. I'm throwing you under the bus and laughing the whole time.
The mom is above the friend. Your mom can slap you in the face and I’m going to say “yes mam!”
You think the PTA ain't serious? I know that must be another one of your jokes.
You need some Iranian friends
The title of your video. 😐