I assumed it was proportionate. Every few people equals a gorilla. Not to be confused with a few giant gorillas, but I do think several massive apes that get larger with each set of people is hilarious.
@@Pogchamp889 well then that's complicated. I was born in one place but only lived there for like a month or two before moving countries. When I was like 4 we moved again and live here to this day.
@crappyyoutuber your hometown is where you grew up; your parents house. Not your home's current town. That was how I understand it, and if I am wrong, blame public schools.
@@cameronandrews69420 Well they make us do these pointless Evacuation things for natural dissasters, Im pret sure they can but 1 and 1 Together in less than a Decade
Um well actually you said you’ll use 10-20 million for defence but said you’ll have 80 million left but the correct answer would be you have 80-90 million left because 100 minus 10-20 equals 80-90 🤓🤓🤓
gorillas:** use the bullshit things that cannot be possible that lions can possible do that people say when lions can do because we live in stupid and im talking about the pokemon vs lions thing.**
As someone who no longer lives in their hometown and has no more family there except for one person (rip my uncle it's his fault for not moving with the rest of us we miss him) I see this as an absolute win
@@mrandomz3046 Wrong. What a foolish claim. I have no hometown, therefore there would be no gorillas at all. I descend from a long line of nomads. I was conceived on the road, born on the road, and I’ll die on the road.
100 million is probably enough to have a full security team with anti-gorilla arms hired and stationed at your home town for one day and still have plenty left over
Or alternatively just move to another town. It'll probably be cheaper than paying people full time to be stationed at your home town 24/7 just for the one day that gorillas attack. Just lose a bit of casualties that are probably complete strangers to you. So no harm there.
@@Eerie_busi'd say wherever you spent the majority of your childhood is your home town, so if you spent the rest of your childhood in a different town after you moved then that's your hometown
My hometown is out in New Mexico, where *none* of my family lives. I couldn't care less if that meant I got 100 mil. And if it's completely annihilated, then the gorillas won't come back. Easy.
Would you press the button if you came from Germany or any other state not trying to be mean to Germany just an example declared war on the new country that you live in it and it is your hometown
just because you're homeless doesn't mean you don't have a hometown, your hometown is where you grew up, unless you're a forest person, did you grow up in the wild? now that would be cool (I ruined your joke I know, also I'm annoying, I know that too)
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@@Not_Mcdude congratulations
so are the gorillas invincible or can i kill them
So why can't I just tell everyone to leave or give them 20 million to get rid of them?
Not my fault
Plus my birthday is on the 25th
Increase the amount of money to 1 billion and I'll consider it. I'll just use the money to fortify it and fund a gorilla defense force.
Then what's the point of the money?
@@woow3980 well presumably it wouldn’t take all 1 billion to defend against the gorillas
@@bartlebythescrivener1287 you telling me I can buy cardboard for less than 1 billion dollars?
@@woow3980 no😮😮😮
U cand defend the town with 5 million just hire some soldies
Do the gorillas scale with size of the town? Because a big city with few gorillas would be far better than a really small town with few gorillas.
I assumed it was proportionate. Every few people equals a gorilla.
Not to be confused with a few giant gorillas, but I do think several massive apes that get larger with each set of people is hilarious.
@@scarymeunster9095 i live in munich????
@@scarymeunster9095 king Kong
What if the gorilla count is the same but the size of the gorilla changes
What if I'm in alaska
100 million dollars AND monthly gorillaz concerts? oh hell yeah, i'm pressing that mf button
Im a muslim so me coming back for chrismas is not a problem and ALL of my familly lives outside of me hometown
Free food too
bros tryin to get the cool shoeshine
So on Christmas you get attacked by gorilla's? Great.
@@eliboid2458 you acting like we can't pull the shotty from our back pocket
As a New Yorker, this would just be another day
It's always New York, isn't it?
Real
That’s fucked up
Alternate option: you hold your home town to ransom for 100 million dollars, or you send in the gorillas
Hmmmmm
You smort
@@Energness The translation on your message made me laugh
@@hugoshires5162 lol
@@hugoshires5162Hm... you died
@@hugoshires5162 lmao
As a person who hates their hometown, I see this as a absolute win
"child that is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth"
or something like that i dont remember lol
People will die, because of you. You greedy bastaad.
Well my home txon is in the midle if no were and mostly no one lives there any more so this an absolut win
@@benamorhabib9117 tf is txon
Solution: Press the button and then buy an entire arsenal
As a homeless man I see this as an absolute win
Hope your not serious if you are I hope things get better for you
@@Thepreacher_1 he wouldn’t of commented if he was homeless
@@zeze3618 you know people can have data and a phone without having a house right and I know he's joking but just letting you know
@@Thepreacher_1 homeless people watching a fat guys video i wonder how he got homeless.
@@hoeton3 what the are you implying
As someone who moved from the other side of the world to America, and has no plan of going back, I definitely would press that button
But is the other side of the world still your home?🤔
same lol
@@donovanblackwelder4301 I mean I also did the same and it’s not cause I haven’t been there in many many years and never plan to
same
Ok
Imagine going up to your family on Christmas eve and saying "listen up, tomorrow we gotta defend New-York from the Planet of The Apes"
Bro the avengers finna pull up 💀
@@epicdud5905 with that much money all around I'm creating the avengers specifically to whoop some monke ass on Christmas.
as a Florida man, my hometown will be just fine
Florida man sounds like a superhero 😂
@@ICDemons we are
Well eventually the government will realize this and just deploy the national guard every 25th of the month
step 1: make the capital of your country your home town.
step 2: Profit.
@@bartman156.home town is where you are from, not where your home is
@@Pogchamp889people who have moved away from their hometown are laughing
@@Pogchamp889 well then that's complicated. I was born in one place but only lived there for like a month or two before moving countries. When I was like 4 we moved again and live here to this day.
Thank god im in london
as a person who's hometown is in another country and that doesn't celebrate holidays I see this as an absolute win
Same
as a person who's hometown is a complete sack of horse shit I see this as an absolute win
Depending where your live 100 million is far higher than the cost of the entire town. So you could just have everyone leave and make a ton of money
As someone who hasnt gone back to their hometown for over 5 years, this is just a bonus in my life
Dad?
Homie is kidnapped 💀
The sheer amount of chaos makes me want to press the button. Yes, I will.
As a person with a hometown that’s in the middle of nowhere with like two houses, I see this as an absolute win
As someone who had his hometown get struck by a hurricane and is now a desolate wasteland, I see this as an easy deal.
as someone whos hometown is a ultra-fortified military base in California, i see this as an absolute win
@@ramtailthebattlertr2066 yeah, but it's cali, they would not survive a year of the gorillas.
As someone who doesn't have a home i see it as a win
As a person who doesn’t live in their home town I see this as a absolute win
Yep, I currently live 30 miles north of my hometown that I grew up in.
say Goodbye to Jacksonville cuz I don't live there no more
My morales are really being tested rn
@AverageCrappyRUclipsr you are a crappy RUclipsr
@crappyyoutuber your hometown is where you grew up; your parents house. Not your home's current town. That was how I understand it, and if I am wrong, blame public schools.
"Who the fuck gave a gorilla a bowtie"
A random person in a 25th
As some one who’s whole family moved not only from my home town but from my home country I see this as an absolute win
As an African I see this as an absolute win
woah calm down
@@Mornmirdanhe hunts down gorillas for lunch everyday
Im african to
he was not talking about gorillas like that 💀
Friendly fire initiated
This takes a whole new meaning to guerrilla warfare
"Merry Christmas, Timmy!"
" *OOH OOH AH AH* "
As a psychopath, I see this as an absolute win.
Ok fair enough
Edgy
wait WHAT-
That’s reasonable
First off I live in Texas they can defend themselves
After a few years I think everyone would learn to evacuate on the 25th
"sharon, its gorilla day..."
@@Internetgribbler “KIDS GET IN THE CAR IT'S GORILLA DAY”
Fr
Hey, people arent that smart to figure that out in a few years let alone a decade
@@cameronandrews69420 Well they make us do these pointless Evacuation things for natural dissasters, Im pret sure they can but 1 and 1 Together in less than a Decade
as someone who has moved constantly i have no hometown
i see this as an absolute win
*_The gorillas invade every town._*
@@CharliReef even better
@@valeriandragonfist1843I yearn for the sociatal collapse
One more short before bed. The short:
As a southerner, I see no problem. We get an excuse to shoot shit
Gorrila rampage i call that a "shooting range"
@@AmazingFalah bro had to make is political
@@Quadgod4444 he was making a joke, you made it political 💀
@@Quadgod4444 how is that political?
👮🏻👮🏻♂️👴🏻 erm we already do that
As someone who lives in a country where we don't celebrate Christmas i see this as absolute win.
Are u North Korean?
As a person who avoids his hometown at all cost especially for the people there, I see this as an absolute win.
Where do you live? North Korea?
@@shashigoodyiue lived in Atlanta.
I just pray my government devises a plan for it 😅
As someone who has no Family near my hometown, I see this as an absolute win
As someone who lives in Sweden, and therefore celebrates Christmas on the 24th, I see this as an absolute win
As someone who lives in Germany, and also celebrates Christmas on the 24th, I agree.
As someone who is Jewish and celebrates Hanukkah, I also see this as an absolute win.
As someone who doesnt celebrate shit i also see this as an absolute win
As someone from Germany I agree
As someone from norway hwo also celebrates christmas on the 24th i see this as an abselute win
*Gets 100 million dollars*
*Spends about 10-20 million on anti-gorilla measures*
*Sits back and enjoys 80 million dollars*
My whole hometown is crackheads i have free anti gorilla measures them MFS will fist fight a gorilla for no fuckin reason
Um well actually you said you’ll use 10-20 million for defence but said you’ll have 80 million left but the correct answer would be you have 80-90 million left because 100 minus 10-20 equals 80-90 🤓🤓🤓
gorillas:** use the bullshit things that cannot be possible that lions can possible do that people say when lions can do because we live in stupid and im talking about the pokemon vs lions thing.**
@@Water_but_maybe_ice um well actually he said 10-20 million so he clearly chose to spend 20 🤷♂️
“Heck yeah!”
Pulls out brand new 22-caliber
As someone who was born in a jungle, I see this as an absolute win.
Tarzan??
As someone who no longer lives in their hometown and has no more family there except for one person (rip my uncle it's his fault for not moving with the rest of us we miss him) I see this as an absolute win
What about the other people?
You can warn him about the rillas
People with their hometown as the literal U.S. Military: To us, we see this as a complete win.
As a traveling nomad, I see this as an absolute win
Doesn’t that technically mean the gorillas would spawn everywhere?
@@mrandomz3046 Wrong. What a foolish claim. I have no hometown, therefore there would be no gorillas at all. I descend from a long line of nomads. I was conceived on the road, born on the road, and I’ll die on the road.
@@MildSatire boy just say you homeless 😂
@@Tuegay123 Are you implying you kick homeless people in the ribs when you pass them by? Rude
@@MildSatire Ok now idk if you're joking or not anymore
Man really presented us a moral dilemma better than my ethics subject did
100 million is probably enough to have a full security team with anti-gorilla arms hired and stationed at your home town for one day and still have plenty left over
You need roughly 9 million to live if you were born in 2000 including inflation so yes.
That is live a full life time.
Or alternatively just move to another town.
It'll probably be cheaper than paying people full time to be stationed at your home town 24/7 just for the one day that gorillas attack.
Just lose a bit of casualties that are probably complete strangers to you.
So no harm there.
@@troll4life662it’s not 24/7 tho you know what day they come so it’ll just be for then
I live in Sweden which means that I celebrate Christmas on the 24th. Checkmate.
As a military brat I see this as an absolute win
Yes lol
As an Australian military brat, this is a absolute Loss, we got Anzac Day on the 25th of April
@@rudywhittington7772 hey that’s my bday
"Some of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
As someone who lives on a farm I see this as an absolute win
same here but I have about 7 other homes within half a mile
bro about to die 💀
Damn Palpatine lives in a farm? So humble of him!
@@SamG_007 I'm a man of the people
Nah, you're underestimating how much people despite their hometowns.
As someone who comes from the literal woods with old people and none of my family lives there anymore. I see this as an absolute win
Same
As a Cincinnati native, it's revenge.
Agreed
Well since my entire hometown has more assholes than actually nice people I would see this as an absolute win.
same I would definitely push the button
Couldnt you protect the nice people?
@GasperMakesYou It is monkey Town now
@@gaspersnakes this gives the nice people a reason to move to a place that they would enjoy staying.
Always go on holiday on Christmas
i dont live in my hometown, i ser this as an absolute win
I don’t have a home town so see this as an absolute win
The last time I was in my home town I was 5, nobody I know lives there either, this is a win win
@@PrussianPanzer1939where the fuck did you live
@@Eerie_busi'd say wherever you spent the majority of your childhood is your home town, so if you spent the rest of your childhood in a different town after you moved then that's your hometown
Too bad my family is there,literally my only consideration
As someone whose hometown completely ostracized them when growing up and having absolutely no good memories of it; I see this as an absolute win.
ofc a for honor player has childhood trauma 💀
As someone who lives in the middle of nowhere, I see this as an absolute win
Same gorillas wouldn’t survive out here
Yeah I could pay everyone in my home town to just leave
Wouldn’t that just means that hundreds of gorillas would focus on you and not others because there is nobody else?
@@HyDragon- Bro, the gorillas dont stand a chance against me
@@insert_funny_handle_here w
“Happy birthday! Now let’s get ready for the gorillas”
As a person who's birthday is on the 25th, this is an absolute loss. Imagine trying to do your birthday, then a gorilla bursts through your window
What about Christmas???
@@JRFIFAFC damn, I didn't even think about that
Same, my birthday even falls on Thanksgiving sometimes
My birthday is also on the 25th of a month.
Same, it would be a hell
Bro about to cause a Doctor Who Christmas Special 💀
Get to the TARDIS!!!
As someone who doesn't live in my hometown I see this as an absolute win.
yeah me or any of my family live in my hometown anymore
There's like 100 people left in my hometown lol
And I know none of them
Same
amen brother
As somebody who was born in the town with a population of 1 and is currently at 1, I see this as an absolute win
I am absolutely pressing that button; I moved constantly as a child and don't have a hometown.
It's where you were born but that probably won't be an issue
@@waterH20fr No it is not, please rewatch the video, it only ever says "hometown." there is never any reference to your "birthtown" whatsoever.
@@northfrost4018 home·town
noun
the town of one's birth or early life or of one's present fixed residence.
@@waterH20frmans cited his sources, he wins
Also yes, I'm from redneck Territory, I don't particularly care
what if you were born on an airplane
As a person who doesn't celebrate Christmas, I see this as an absolute win.
Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, that’s still fucked up.
As a person who lives in Sweden where we celebrate Christmas on the 24th, I see this as an absolute win.
@@Flappy09 But money
Same😂
@@Flappy09 how is it fucked up?😂😂😂 I could just fortify my hometown with that money
As a homeless person who lives under a rock in a forest, I see this as an absolute win
Same
Well homless in florida
You still have a hometown it’s where you were born not where you currently live
@@Keef220D it's a forest
@@huckleberrie101so it means the gorillas will be shooting themselves metaphorically
You had me at would you press a button.
The answer is always yes, no matter what it does.
“Also you’d ruin Christmas.”
The grinch: “…..”
Did the grinch massacare an entire village?
@@skull_leenot yet… Let see if they do ANOTHER horror version.
Considering that my hometown is 1038 miles away, I see this as an absolute win
Bruh
“Mommy I want a gorilla for Christmas”
“That’s unreason-, HOLY SHIT”
Free food for Christmas
3 Supermarine Spitfires
As someone who lives in a city where if you step on the wrong patch of grass you get shot, i see this as an absolute win
As a person that’s moved countless times with my parents, I see this as an absolute win
Every place you’ve lived in gets attacked by gorillas
@@danieldavid3766well shit
@@danieldavid3766my man wants to see the world burn
@@danieldavid3766it's **home town**
My hometown is out in New Mexico, where *none* of my family lives. I couldn't care less if that meant I got 100 mil. And if it's completely annihilated, then the gorillas won't come back. Easy.
As someone whose town doesn’t celebrate Christmas I see this as an absolute win
I want that money so Chicago gotta go
For a guy who doesn't even remember his home town... I see this as an absolute win!
As someone who hates everything and everyone near me, I can just move out and call that an ABSOLUTE win
Your definitely emo or depressed, no offense
Sociopaths and Psychopaths are gonna have a field day with this one
Yes i wish i could do this
People who don't celebrate Christmas:
As a gorilla, I see this as an absolute win.
But how much heat can you stand?
Oh. So your bl- 👴
@@lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387NO-
👴🏻
@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godok nigge-
Just send your family on a Christmas vacation on day itself
As someone who’s hometown has a large amount of people, I see this as an absolute win.
My hometown has like 200 people, and I don't go there anymore, easy choice, gorillas will rise
As a homeless person I can say this is a total win🗿
No no let him cook
copycat
*as a homeless person WITH a cellphone.
@@Gunnin_yadown r/woosh
@@DisRupt69 i know it was a joke to begin with no need for Reddit users responding
As someone who was born on the side of the road I see this as a absolute win
✨~Of course I will~✨
That sounds so fun ~
You use 100 million dollars every month to build defenses and a wall around your town.
They teleport randomly inside the town
You only get the 100 million once, not every month
@Gavin with $100 mil the government wouldnt have much of a say. Use that money to fund a militia.
Who cares dont go to your hometown its that easy
@@GrimReaper-dp2ys bro have you seen the moeny these mfs are spending on the military? 100 mil is gonna run it for like a week at best
As a man whose hometown is a scarcely populated village, I see this as an absolute win.
I need a new Yorker to press it so I can watch the chaotic mess unfold
I gotchu
I don't think it would add too much more chaos to the mix
Giant rats versus gorillas
i think someone in portland already pressed it
Easy, just call the avengers; they’ll fix it
My hometown is 27 people. I think I’m chillin
As an orphan I see this as an absolute win
As someone who lives on a hill with 2 neighbors and goes to a separate state every Christmas, I see this an absolute win
Dang thats cool
Those two neighbours are gonna be pissed tho
@@Wolfeinstein39little do you know, those neighbors are John Wick and jack reacher
I live in cologne, Germany. With over 1 mio people, but i would press the button 100%
I would just bribe people to vote me for president, then make poaching legal in my home town. Problem solved.
Blud it aint that easy just being "president" 💀💀💀🗿
A million dollars wouldn’t even get you considered as an option dog 💀💀💀
@@temirlantolepov or I could just actually be a good person and run for president.
@@temirlantolepov it's 100 million ma boy
@@1panhelado you’d need multiple hundred millions
Jokes on you, cristmas is celebrated on the 24th here
As someone who has LA as their hometown, I see this as a win.
already surrounded by gorillas 💀
Chicago getting destroyed as well
Living in a country that celebrates Christmas on the 24th, I see this as an absolute win
Use the money to buy everyone a camera; the cameraman never dies
The camera man is the only one to survive because they had to get home safely to upload it.
everyone else fucking dies then
you know, i'd rather die when i see my entire house completely destroyed to ruins
YOOO
But if a cameraman records another cameraman, the second one loses their immortality
As somebody who celebrates Christmas on the 24th, I see this as an absolute win.
As an animal who escaped from the zoo , i see this as an absolute win.
Would you press the button if you came from Germany or any other state not trying to be mean to Germany just an example declared war on the new country that you live in it and it is your hometown
As a homeless person, I see this as a win-win.
just because you're homeless doesn't mean you don't have a hometown, your hometown is where you grew up, unless you're a forest person, did you grow up in the wild? now that would be cool
(I ruined your joke I know, also I'm annoying, I know that too)
@@gaminggamer9698Maybe born into homelessness?
@@ionryful you usually still live in a town when you're homeless, hometown is just where you grew up
As someone who lives in the middle of nowhere, I see this as an absolute win!
All the gorillas will go after YOU then
@@crwth001 NOOOO
"Sir... sir... you can only press... sir you can only press the button once!"
*furious clicking*
As a machinegun owner, i see this as an absolute win
Run! Time to run cowards!
@@aj23013 ratatatatat
Ratatatata
@@aj23013 *extremely loud minigun revup sound*
@@TheBreadMann8 MEEEEDIIIC
@@aj23013 i didnt need ya help ya know
As someone who left my hometown with my parents for good, I see this as an absolute win
Ikr
I could never, my home town is small and in the country, it's two hours out from any city, the poor people wouldn't survive
Same
Same, the capital of Hungary can perish forever
Same
Me: Wait, wich button was the 100 milly? This one?
*procedees to smash the keyboard*
As someone who’s family all moved away from their hometown, I see this as an absolute win
As a Filipino, I see this as an absolute win.
As a Venezuelan-
As a military child-
Yeah because I would also want as much of my country destroyed as possible if I lived in the fucking philippines
totoo
As someone that has no family in my hometown I see this as a absolute win