TikToks That Made Schlatt Lose His Mind
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2022
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After his mind went lost through these tiktoks he went ahead and did something in the UK on September 8 2022.
But.. the shirt said he didn't...
@@alrightatgames the shirt lied…
@@Metrolikescheese Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
He did it on my birthday. Every birthday I will have to remember what tragedy happened because of schlatt
what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumbass little kid
8:50 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
For those who don't get it:
The wheelchair.
9:00
I mean, the bones aren't easy to eat either...
@@oriontigley5089 True, true, I'd imagine it'd be like trying to eat rocks lmao
@@oriontigley5089 good soup
Yep, wheelchair!
You have perfected his thumbnail style, I thought this was a new schlatt video!
Well his thumbnails are the most simple things on earth
@@yeetyboi67 True.
dude what i didnt notice until you said so
The replies are proof people don’t know this is actually one is Sclatts channels
same
Schlatt really perfected the system.... Makes one youtube video then reposts it to 3 separate channels.... Bam, three times the profit
This isn't his channel, its a fan made one who takes streams then edits them into highlights
@@PotatoLad430 I hope schlatt gets some of the royalties from this. bro literally downloads a video, cuts 10 minutes out, adds some captions then calls it a day
@@Jdawg0529 Doubt it, this happens to a lot of streamers and a vast majority would not pay or be indorsed by the streamer themselves
@@Jdawg0529 nahh, he defo knows about this channel but I think a lot of his group are aware of these compilation/'edits' channel, esp after the Lunch Club shorts accounts
@@Jdawg0529 i mean schlatts doing even less work to make these videos lmao
8:31 In Germany we have edible straws that work flawlessly. They're basically like pasta that's been reinforced with apple fibers. The company that makes them is called wisefood. They even sent us about 8 free packets that were "past expiration" with our order!
Thats sick
That sounds amazing
Talking about straws: I recently had boba tea withba bamboo straw and it was incredible. Lifechanging even. Those things don't get soggy, don't add any weird taste and they're environmentally friendly
Bamboo straws should replace paper straws. Can't be too hard to make either since there's already a lot of bamboo-made products
@@psycholamborghini4828 Yes, I truly do enjoy cyanide with my tea. Really improves the flavor, you know?
@@ItsDaNewGuy what?
@@psycholamborghini4828 Bamboo contains cyanide. That's like, the most interesting thing about it. Pandas are the only animal that can digest cyanide without dying.
@@ItsDaNewGuy Interesting. Cherry pits also contain Cyanide. I don't think there'd really be any danger at all to using bamboo straws, besides, the way they treat the bamboo probably removes anything that would be incredibly harmful to people.
The captcha one was so relatable tho (also I really needed that last one)
I subscribe to the belief that captchas are just data mining for machine learning. By using them we are literally teaching computers to be human and detect human capabilities. That's why they get more advanced or vague.
Did you lose your voice doing captcha as well?
@@pongangelo2048 more like damn near broke the wall
@@TheReeShow well, it deters the more stupid bots
Captchas are so easy though, that guy is just blind
Fun fact about that pirate ship: they have one of those in south Carolina as like an trip for kids to shoot water at a guy dressed as a pirate named stinky pete.
thats what this one is as well, this one is in Hawaii, assuming it is, I went on it when i was a kid, kinda suprised its still there
Schlatt understands the masculine appreciation of heavy industry and forging.
7:52 he’s standing there like a middle aged dad
bros tricking me into watching the same video twice and im actually falling for it
ive watched the stream the main channel video and this. 3 videos. and i watched the full length of all of them
Ikr
Imagine the ammount of pain if you got caught in one of those crushing machines
Okay but it’s kinda sick going out like that
Just go in head first, won't feel a thing.
@@TheRallycore before it reaches your brain itd crush your skull so youd still momentarily feel it
7:30 she actually said H-cup, equivalent to the American G-cup
4:24 The fact I casually looked over at my watch/calender and it's fucking 9.11 today aswell, Im dying
7:52 That is the most "I just finished with your daughter, so now I'm drinking your milk" energy
When schlatt does not post we got this as the second best thing
he did tho
@@boogieloogie3150 this is the shlagg account, if that’s what you mean
R.I.P. SHAT
REST IN PETER
The very human guy could literally make the next saw movie 🤣
The punchline to "what's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" Is the wheelchair.
Wheelchair a vegetable??
@@howepellin Disabled people are vegetables
The only part of the vegetable you can't eat is the wheelchair.
I hope that Capcha guy is recovering after his nightmarish experience.
7:53 What a distinguished gentleman
can we please get someone to keep a record of this mans final wishes?? he says what he wants done every other video
6:00 I've seen way to many people fall into those to enjoy them anymore
I love watching “Schlatt” react to these TikToks
13:26 the most American thing I have heard all day.
0:31 when schlatt's number got to 9 i though "no fkn way"
The same person that made recaptcha made the duolingo owl. He's always chosen violence.
chosen*
@@McBehrer yep
Me watching my straw dissolve into the water as Taylor swift takes a 20 minute private plane ride:
10:34 Big Guy dropped a fire tongue twister and expected us not to notice🔥
Rear corner panel of the wheel well
5:28 bros hitting the perfect nardwuar impression
Shlatt ends the video on a good note with that wholesome motivational video, then reminds us that he's shlatt by joking about killing a family of five. That's why I love him lol
we gotta use paper straws while taylor swift is using her gas fueled private jet to go to the grocery store lmao
i literally died of laughter
Rip
@@billcosby2132 time to go ham on those cold cheeks amirite
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R.I.P Bozo
did u meet the queen
6:50 Schlatt's Mother on her way to the next client.
Considering the amount of 9/11 jokes with schlatt, I was slightly concerned when I chose my number as five...
Schlatt does any unnecessary math.
Brain: fockin ANGR
2:02 bro somebody get mickey mouse an inhaler 💀
imagine if you had this on in another tab.
“i ran into the back of a dodge caravan and killed a family of five.”
**national amthem**
A place by where I live has some weird-looking biodegradable straws, but they don't ruin my drink's flavor or get soggy so I like them
4:53 Fuckin inline turbo charged baby 💀
"schlatt's" mind was already lost when he hit that family of 5 back in '99
9:00 the punchline is “the wheelchair”
My stoner friend had this wild idea that captchas were actually visual recognition tests for artificial intelligence, but it was easier to make hundreds of thousands of humans do the recognition for the AI and submit the correct responses under the guise of a small security feature.
Ngl sounds legit
schlatt turning into nardwuar @ 5:28
That grinder reminded him of what he did to those innocent bystanders in 99'
1:18 Mr. Small had enough 💀💀
He sound like Mr. Steven Small from amazing world of gumball.
Hi schlagg I really appreciate all you do for your viewers at the ment sick with the flu, watching your videos has really helped me through the sickness. Thank you, schlarg
we need to start doing what Italy is doing and use pasta for straws
Life hack: change the accessibility settings on the bottom left of the captcha. Sometimes you can switch to hearing and typing numbers (basically tell the robot you’re blind) and that version of the caption is easier to deal with.
2:19 made me spit my cereal everywhere
2:30 Once again, you can find this red ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many many times.
3:24 ohh so thas how nokias are made
Durability test:
"HE'S NOT GOIN FOR THE FISH!!"
I did the number thing at 0:50 and then I said 11 after schlatt said 9 so little joke for you there
thank you Nine_TwentyTwo
7:38 is that a jojo refrence.
Fun fact: alligators can run faster then humans and can also climb up trees.....
The thing Schlatt said at the end is so true! Where I live a 90 year old woman killed a driver in a Dodge Caravan too!
After schlatt lost his mind on TikToks he went in a plane on sep 11, 2001
8:56
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
The wheelchair.
?
@@bluefireplayz6593 "vegetable" is another term for someone who is basically brain dead
shlatt dies:cause of death being crushed by the glass thingy
12:48 timestamp Can’t have nothing in Detroit
Shlatt impersonating motivational dude sounded just like Nardwaur
4:30 what tragedy
He really needed to balance it out in the end huh 13:00
How did that end on such a wholesome note my guy
12:54 I started crying I needed that tbh
u prob just need some ram tbh
11:23 WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭
Cant wait for ‘TikToks that made Schlatt Go Crazy’ to drop
2:52 they're going to fight a dark souls boss
dude that one where that guy was like saying nice things ACTUALLY MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE I FAILED MY CHEM TEST TODAY AND I WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT
7:25 .... I mean bro had a choice either never expirience it or expirience it now
There’s a straw called an agave straw. It’s a straw made from an agave plant and it’s as durable as as a plastic straw, and it’s biodegradable. :)
bro that's exactly how the only fast food place here is, burger king is the only mf place with paper straws and every other place never even used them. it's actually disgusting and I just drink with the lid off.
Thats a baby gator, hardly a problem. Give him a hug 😂
Man: * walks away with women *
Sclhatt: ' this is what upsets me '
The guy losing his voice sounds like super Dave
wtf if you hold space Schlatt sounds like AI Ben Shapiro haha
I couldn’t stop laughing.
10:29 im alive i had my seatbelt on
Schlatt at 6:09 be like: "Are you not entertained?????"
Good to see "Schlatt" watching "Tiktoks" and not doing something else.
12:55
We all know that at least ONE serial killer has seen a video like that on Tiktok and they thought
"Maybe I am a human"
"Today is the "Funny" day" 😆
5:09 wise words
Schlong never fails to amuse.
Paper straws wrapped in plastic... nice💀💀🤣🤣
I too am a woman impressed by bubble boy's garage of bubbles.
What the escort girls actually said in the Japanese video was "H-cup" 😂
6:41
its steroid. 500 calories with a touch of "How did we get here"
3:11 Similar to how Jschlaboingo could only punish 5 out of the 6 people that he came across back in 99' before it became old to him...
1:00 Movie idea-someone has to deactivate a bomb but it's all in captcha
That’s genius
0:45 4859 is the number of a polish chad auschwitz survivor
we need to send schlatt analog horror
What a wholesome ending
The Gary vee impression sounded like morty
i kinda like watchin' this little schlagg fella
"schlatt makes tiktok 1000x funnier"
1000 x 0 is still 0
the funny thing is that, there was only ever a singular turtle found with a straw in its nose, wasnt even a straw it was a lolipop stick, coutless turntles found in brocken fishing nets and the fucking beer holders, but no get rid of plastic straws
"I rammed into the back of a dodge caravan on the way here and killed a family of five" *US National Anthem starts playing*