Goodbye Horses | Chapo Trap House | Episode 562 FULL

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2021
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    We’re back to a normal-style ep after a week of interviews. We’re taking a look at the fast-tracked aid package to intelligence agents suffering unreality issues, the Biden administration addressing just the optics at the border, and AOC addressing just the optics of the Iron Dome bill. Finally, we having a reading series that functions as a bit of a coda to Will and Matt’s visit to Ozy Fest way back in 2018.
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Комментарии • 84

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld 2 года назад +14

    Havana Syndrome gave me carpal tunnel and diarrhea.

  • @landryprichard6778
    @landryprichard6778 2 года назад +14

    "We should give everyone in the CIA a Kong filled with peanut butter and Valium." 😂😂😂

  • @commenter381
    @commenter381 2 года назад +28

    A RUclips executive told me on a conference call that, when this channel gets 100k subs, Matt will be forced to sit in a gamer chair for all future Cushvlogs.

    • @undergroundman1993
      @undergroundman1993 2 года назад +8

      A gamer chair that occasionally falls apart when he sits on it

    • @ItsOgre
      @ItsOgre 2 года назад +7

      I’d like to see what doing his Cushvlogs with him sitting in the most comfortable recliner with a back massager would sound like.

    • @colinwritesthings7445
      @colinwritesthings7445 2 года назад +11

      @@ItsOgre He would still lean forward to loom over the camera like an approaching storm cloud.

    • @jovancooper1623
      @jovancooper1623 2 года назад

      Simply epic

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 2 года назад

      @@colinwritesthings7445 a Bavarian "sturmer" you say 🤔

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 года назад +16

    I love when Matt's puritan background pokes through and he refers to people as demons. The fact that is last name is incredibly ironic gives me great joy.
    They are demons btw

    • @chrismathewsjr
      @chrismathewsjr 2 года назад +1

      a demon is as a demon does

    • @nickbrown4450
      @nickbrown4450 2 года назад +2

      I think Matt's background is catholic actually but same vibe

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 года назад +10

    I got belly fat alopecia and an STD. Thanks, Cuba!

  • @mitchhosking5599
    @mitchhosking5599 2 года назад +12

    I wanna thank Chris for adding in the skipping at the end of the pod, it really reminds me to alt-tab and put another episode on when I'm gaming

  • @xXREdWInDSXx
    @xXREdWInDSXx 2 года назад +8

    intro of the year right here

  • @YKTMlivin
    @YKTMlivin 2 года назад +21

    Intro is an all-timer
    This whole ep was great

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark 2 года назад +13

    I'm suffering from Havana syndrome right now, been Havana few too many last night. Waiting for congress to write me a big fat check

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles 2 года назад +7

    Just started a new job and I'm looking at my "benefit" options right now. Health insurance for myself and 2 kids is going to cost me ~$12,000 a year and even at that insane rate there's a $1500 deductible and my doctor is now 15 miles away.
    It's sad that our government is incapable and / or unwilling to stop a system which does literally nothing other than exploit sick and suffering people.

  • @Khemri7
    @Khemri7 2 года назад +4

    I'm sad that OZYFEST has been derailed by COVID. I wanted another episode with the boys visiting it and Matt ascending beyond the 4th dimension with a gallon of the LSD from 'Mandy'.

  • @BrandonAilion
    @BrandonAilion 2 года назад +6

    I got way too hyped after that intro

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 2 года назад +6

    Omg kids in the hall flashback. Made my day guys.

  • @TheTurkey79
    @TheTurkey79 2 года назад +5

    GET CHRIS THAT DAMM SILVER PLAY BUTTON FFS! xD

  • @HatOfStraw
    @HatOfStraw 2 года назад +13

    i can listen to this while i sleep ty

  • @Dastardly1
    @Dastardly1 2 года назад +3

    All time greatest intro, prove me wrong please

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 года назад +8

    The only cure for Havana Syndrome is to get Every Time I Die to cover Camilla Cabello's Havana.

  • @importantoldnews5414
    @importantoldnews5414 2 года назад +4

    Goodbye Horses! Lol

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins5242 2 года назад +11

    Free Julian assange

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 2 года назад +10

    sound waves? microwaves? If only we had technology to DETECT such things!

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman 2 года назад +6

      It's crazy. One would think the Cuban's haven't had 60 years of stifled economic and technological growth. Can't get needles but they can make heart attack guns from the CIA files 😂📂

    • @drummersherring5163
      @drummersherring5163 2 года назад

      @@mrsoshadabaadman don't you know? They got it from the Russians, or the Chinese!1!!

  • @sethhovis6444
    @sethhovis6444 2 года назад +6

    I get sick every time I hear the Chapo intro too.

  • @danarchist74
    @danarchist74 2 года назад +2

    I may or may not have "Havana syndrome" it depends on if I've been drinking heavily the night before.

  • @averagejoe455
    @averagejoe455 2 года назад +1

    You could see them holding the reigns UNDER the whips they were holding in the pictures.

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 2 года назад

    Simon Roy slaps, A+ comics about space cannibals

  • @albertgriffith5801
    @albertgriffith5801 2 года назад

    Matt could probably make a cult happen.
    Congrats on the 100k

  • @jaxw1453
    @jaxw1453 2 года назад

    Best podcast

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre 2 года назад

    Really has been the year of the Horse. First all those yokels taking horse paste and dying and now this.

  • @benedictsumberbatch458
    @benedictsumberbatch458 2 года назад

    the CIA has been running out of ideas that they are resorting to using the Danger! Death Ray plot line

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis 2 года назад +6

    Podcast

    • @_alia
      @_alia 2 года назад

      What podcast? Are you alright, pal? You been to Havana lately, buddy?

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 2 года назад +1

      @@_alia podcast

  • @walkingdead171
    @walkingdead171 2 года назад

    Wikihow- Illuminati sacrifice

  • @walkingdead171
    @walkingdead171 2 года назад

    I’m straight

  • @albertseverino5576
    @albertseverino5576 2 года назад +15

    I am super gay

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 2 года назад

    It's really too bad it wasn't a Ferarri

  • @SpicyDragoon
    @SpicyDragoon 2 года назад +2

    What happened to Amber?

  • @Tripplebeem
    @Tripplebeem 2 года назад +11

    I’m gay.

  • @philesq9595
    @philesq9595 2 года назад +4

    Wanna cyber? A/s/l?

  • @Hunter_Brandon
    @Hunter_Brandon 2 года назад +3

    Matt: You should feel alienated from all institutions in our society
    Also Matt: These dummies feel too much alienation from good institutions like the NIH

  • @sparkpenguin
    @sparkpenguin 2 года назад +3

    31:00 i love ya matt but i been on team "it's reverse psychology eugenics" for like 3mo and until i see enough evidence otherwise-- which i will acknowledge fairly and am waiting for-- i honestly believe that is what is going on. it's a soft belief-- i hope there's something to contradict it, and your analysis is terrific and i started out there-- but maybe i'm blackpilled i guess. 'it's the culture war/they're babies' is a tier below at this point it's too literal and talked about at this point. i don't think holding this belief will spare me anything, btw. a good easy feeling is all it's been sparing me since it dawned on me lol

    • @baeshnabumar7077
      @baeshnabumar7077 2 года назад +1

      It's probably not reverse psychology eugenics. I doubt they feel sorry for Trump supporters dying of the virus but they are still very dedicated to their rules and norms. I think that they're very earnest when they encourage people to get the vaccine and they genuinely believe they can convince anti-vaxxers to get it if they're just reasonable enough. If they are doing this deliberately, it would imply that they want to win in 2022 and there's no way that's true, because if they get a greater majority people will actually expect them to do stuff, while if they lose horribly they can fundraise off of it. I understand why you'd think that but the Democrats are more like a clumsy french waiter than a svengali mastermind.

    • @topraman519
      @topraman519 2 года назад

      I don’t think libs are TRYING to kill off conservatives, but I think most of them are well aware that lecturing conservatives is only going to further entrench anti-vaxx attitudes. That some conservatives will die is just an added bonus; you get to say “I told you so” while also having plausible deniability that you actually wanted them to die.

  • @heidimelcarek3677
    @heidimelcarek3677 2 года назад +1

    You do know - ketamine is a veterinary medication. Thought you guys were against that