Wasted the budget on hiring the actors when they should of focused on making the whole movie animated and paying voice actors instead because this is scary asf....
in my opinion, the mobs and world design is fine. i kinda like the sheep, llama and hostiles. but the actors gotta go or at least be straightened up to where it's not just Jack Black in a $5 shirt from goodwill.
Acabo de romper mi monitor de la rabia, Mojang y su película me avergonzaron frente a mi familia. Mis hijos están llorando, asustados por mi ira mientras camino temblando por la habitación. No puedo soportar esto, llamen a la policía porque estoy a punto de hacer una locura
Forgive me, but Jack Black doesn't look like Steve at all, i mean, don't give me wrong, he's a good actor but he can't be Steve. Jason Momoa is totally Steve with a haircut
I think the most important question is this: Did they remove Herobrine for the theatrical release? Incidentally will they add Herobrine back in for the Snyder cut? (or equivalent)
Jack black is an awesome actor!!! I want to watch this just because he’s in it and the other guy Jason I’ve seen him in some other movies and I’m in love he’s the new “bad boy” Fabio. I love how jacks beard has grayed it compliments them movie! I’m excited me and the hole fam are excited can’t wait to see it
I don't mind Steve's outfit that much, what did you guys want? A blocky T-shirt. I'm sure they'll fix it, bc both turtleneck & V neck vest are too much. But this whole mix of characters doesn't fit in at all. Jason Momoa looking like an old gay rockstar with that outfit and the "token" black chick with the workout jacket & pants straigh outta 80s. And are they supposed to be family? Bc the only ones who look like could be related are the teen girl & the boy who aren't dressed weird.
This looks so bad . Its too silly it should've been a little more serious mine crafts has some scary and serious elements there be some humor but this should've been more serious than it was . Jack black didn't even try to shave or look like Steve. And the animals eyes why are they doing that ??? Makes no sense clearly the director hasn't played the game lol
Почему стив полный?! Нереальный чаловек который мог унести несколькл т стал таким! Любая анимация лучше этого фильма.Можно же было сто бы за свинозомби играли актеры!
ya in the same vain as borderlands movie this is going to flop so hard. should have went with a story like dragonhearted with the same kind of animation and modeling sticking to more realistic minecraft.
There's only two ways this could be saved. 1: The movie is canceled Completely It's an intergent to an animated movie with only real characters that came in the game world but every thinf is on minorly realistic with 2d textures instead of 3d forced onto a 2d object Or 2: Is everything in all?The scenes are changed completely Is to match a more 2D style.
I feel the urge to play devil's advocate here I don't know what y'all expected from this. I think the idea of making a movie out of Minecraft is fundamentally flawed anyway - it was never going to be well suited to the medium of film or translate smoothly to it. The only reason to make a movie at all is as a cash grab. The game is fundamentally without a story, and I think taking it so seriously is silly. As a property it is so obscenely profitable that the IP holders are obviously just going to farm it out for more money wherever they can.
Make a movie based on the story of Steve and Alex ❌
Make a movie based on a random family who enters Minecraft✅
EXACTLY LIKE ITS SO DUMB 😭
EXACTLY LIKE ITS SO DUMB 😭
@@yocelindominguez1593bro has dementia
@@yocelindominguez1593 comment so nice, he had to do it twice 💀
shit could been like dragonhearted created a character or better yet go to the youtuber who made that and idk make a movie of it.
why does the cgi look like A.I on LSD?
Because it is AI on LSD 😂🙏🏼
Wasted the budget on hiring the actors when they should of focused on making the whole movie animated and paying voice actors instead because this is scary asf....
There will be Netflix Animated series soon tho
its definitely uncanny valley 😂
The only thing they can do to make it up is to like add the enderdragon and herobrine. But since its PG-13 they will definetly not do that
Bro i think its Weird on purpose
@@abcdefgh6951 A confused person would think this was an accident. Well i wish it was cause i can't stop barfing....
Man, we lost Story Mode and got this?
Fr!
This looks horrifying.
Fr.
Horrible
Fr.
If it's horrible, I don't know if I want to see it.
Fr
They should have done it The Mario way, instead of Jumanji way.
live-action still looks WIP and unfinished.
lets hope for the best.
Yeah cause it is lastly ima say this what style of animation
Cause that would be just pure cursed
That’s what I’m saying! This would have worked so much better animated like a Pixar movie
The 1993 Mario Movie, and the 2023 Mario Movie are great examples of why sometimes video game movies should be animated instead of live action...
I also thought of jumanji when I saw the trailer
Completely lost all hope in this movie being good
Yeah
Could've worked better as an animated movie rather that this... thing
no i couldnt this is way better
No@@Ec-E21
@@Ec-E21bro any Minecraft RUclipsr could direct better movie
They gotta redo the whole movie
You know what I’m fine with that 0:23 why are they dressed like that
@@Peterpetercheeseeaterbecause they weird af
Fr
in my opinion, the mobs and world design is fine. i kinda like the sheep, llama and hostiles. but the actors gotta go or at least be straightened up to where it's not just Jack Black in a $5 shirt from goodwill.
Bro almost every comment is hating on this 😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼 bro they should have Pixar animated it and made the story about Steve and Alex…
Please be an April Fools' joke please.
In September?
@@danielburleson563 It is released on April 3rd, so I hope it's just a late joke.
no effort in Steve. they literally just put Jack Black in a blue shirt and said I'll take it!
Vamos ser sinceros, se esse filme fosse feito que nem as animações do Authentic Games de Minecraft, provavelmente o filme seria bem visto pelos fãs
Why are piglins in the overworld…. My biggest issue tbh
captain sparkles did this 11 years ago
They sneak in thru the portals if you don’t build doors around the portals play Minecraft and you will get the movie
@@jackbundrick4511what about the ghasts and them riding them like a hot air balloon 😭
@@jackbundrick4511 the turn into zombie piglin as soon as they go through the portal tho…. Don’t they?
@@bxzy7779 hey I’ve seen ghasts minecarted to the overworld👀
dude why are their humans there. should there be a mincraft person falling from the sky and trying to figure out what is that world and what to do???
This is going to be one of those movies you have to watch while stoned.
This movie is going down the 1993 Mario movie route instead of the 2023 Mario movie route... Damn...
What.The.Hell.Is.This.
PLEASE pull a sonic movie on us. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *PLEASE PLEASE*
I agree someone has to pull a sonic movie on us for this because dude ew WTF
This... doesn't look like Minecraft at all. And why not just fully animate it? And why is it another Isakai film?
They need to animate this thing these designs are just…. AWFUL
Just wondering what kind of design would you reference that wouldn’t make this film better?
I haven't seen anything more disturbing than seeing Jason Momoa cosplaying Dora The Explorer 😭💀
And yet you will watch the movie just to see Jason Momoa cosplay Dora The Explorer.
0:21 that poor sheep needs help...
Totally.
Detective pikachu made the fur work by not being overly fuzzy and uncanny faces.
Minecraft movie, what were you smoking.
Acabo de romper mi monitor de la rabia, Mojang y su película me avergonzaron frente a mi familia. Mis hijos están llorando, asustados por mi ira mientras camino temblando por la habitación. No puedo soportar esto, llamen a la policía porque estoy a punto de hacer una locura
cuando estes en el juzgado di "no lo hice yo, fue mojang!!!!"
Hermano, relájate, sé lo que se siente
Puta madre yo me re emocione, después vi el trailer y se me paso
Lmao
bro es una pelicula nmms
Make a movie about Minecraft history ❎
Steal idea from Jumanji ✅
#SaveMinecraftmovie
Bruv why there already # for that
@@commenter621nah real
0:22 My honest reaction:
Maybe they made this on purpose as a publicity stunt to gain traction because it seems to bad to be real
But still there will dumb kids who see this and say "OH MY GOD, MINECRAFT"
someone’s money being laundered
Forgive me, but Jack Black doesn't look like Steve at all, i mean, don't give me wrong, he's a good actor but he can't be Steve. Jason Momoa is totally Steve with a haircut
Mom can we buy Minecraft?
No we have Minecraft at home
Minecraft at home:
I’ve never seen something so horrifying yet so beautiful
Speak for yourself, this is the fifth time I've vomited when seeing this and a sixth is approaching
this is far from beautiful
This is no where near beautiful
Where's the beautiful part?
They should have cast Steve Carell as Steve.
minecraft story mode doesn't looks o bad now huh haters?
I always loved story mode :[
No it dont this shit is so fucking bad and horryfying bruh that this brings straight up shame to minecraft😭😭
It looks so bad…
@@Froggy7676 ikr 😭
Herobrine better be in this movie as evil jack black
Tell the story mode that I forgive it for everything, please.
0:47 i am steve
0:45 :)
@@LIVE_CATS_MEOW :0
I’m sorry but why does this actually look good… 😭🤷🏻♀️
God this looks awful
Bruh the movie got delayed 3 times and finally after Soo long the movie released and everyone saying it's horrifiying like wth
the dude in pink looks like he belongs to a store throwing a tantrum when someone calls him "sir"
I love watching people dance in front of a green screen
Guys, as for me everything is cool, be glad that at least something came out! I am sure that this will be your favorite movie!
This needs a do-over or two like the first sonic movie, to at least make it look decent
I think the most important question is this:
Did they remove Herobrine for the theatrical release?
Incidentally will they add Herobrine back in for the Snyder cut? (or equivalent)
let's go to flutter valley and give it back
0:36 is the piglin wearing an iron Helmet instead of a gold one?
Looks like someone forgot to turn off the texturepack.
To the reader of this comment I hope you have a wonderful day. Jesus loves you, God Bless ❤❤
Save us Minecraft story mode,🥺
And I thought that nothing can be more horrific than SnowBrown. This is the fuel for nightmares!
It was the most random trailer I've ever seen in my life.
I'm confused on how to feel about this.
Jack black is an awesome actor!!! I want to watch this just because he’s in it and the other guy Jason I’ve seen him in some other movies and I’m in love he’s the new “bad boy” Fabio. I love how jacks beard has grayed it compliments them movie! I’m excited me and the hole fam are excited can’t wait to see it
That ain’t Steve that’s John
I don't mind Steve's outfit that much, what did you guys want? A blocky T-shirt. I'm sure they'll fix it, bc both turtleneck & V neck vest are too much. But this whole mix of characters doesn't fit in at all. Jason Momoa looking like an old gay rockstar with that outfit and the "token" black chick with the workout jacket & pants straigh outta 80s. And are they supposed to be family? Bc the only ones who look like could be related are the teen girl & the boy who aren't dressed weird.
This looks so bad . Its too silly it should've been a little more serious mine crafts has some scary and serious elements there be some humor but this should've been more serious than it was . Jack black didn't even try to shave or look like Steve. And the animals eyes why are they doing that ??? Makes no sense clearly the director hasn't played the game lol
Steve: "IT'S CRAFTIN TIME!!!"
Hmm… I think a animated movie like Mario is the better way🤔
People who criticize this have never seen realistic texture packs in their life, idk its so good.
0:44 WOOWW😂
This is unfathomably cursed.
Is this an out of season April Fool's joke?
Почему стив полный?! Нереальный чаловек который мог унести несколькл т стал таким! Любая анимация лучше этого фильма.Можно же было сто бы за свинозомби играли актеры!
IS THAT MEADOW WALKER AND JACK BLACK
0:21 Pink Sheep in real life is so cute or weird?
W movie 💀💀💀
Why is Jason Momoa cosplaying Dora The Explorer? 💀
“I AM STEVE 0:44”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
we changed The Sonic Movie. we can change The Minecraft Movie.
Remember when Jason Momoa played Conan?
what we told them not to do
Actually WT... They have it very easy and they just destroy it...
ya in the same vain as borderlands movie this is going to flop so hard. should have went with a story like dragonhearted with the same kind of animation and modeling sticking to more realistic minecraft.
Well remember that it is very difficult to adapt a video game like Minecraft to a life action.
not because its jack a cyan shirt makes him steve...
i think the people look more fake then every thing else cause they really dont fit into the rest
Why does mamoa look like that “it is ma’am” GameStop dude?
POV Minecraft realism texture packs
Man. The only good thing about it is that Jack Black is in it. But this is some absolute school lunch slop.
Please be Good
Please be Good
Please be Good
The story is gonna be like Jumanji💀
The only good thing is the music
Beatles
0:45 THAT PART WAS SO COLD🥶🥶🥶
Ngl it kinda looks cool and funny and I'm glad to see jack black again
Who the hell designed the sheep
I love this, people are mean and don't appreciate that this is art, I'm serious
why is the nether portal BLUE?!
Jack Black: I'm Steve!
This should have never left the writers room.
5 YEARS JUST FOR THIS…
As soulless as I expected it to be
va a ser tan mala que sera buena xd
They have to redo the movie or just not make it at all cause this is horrible
There's only two ways this could be saved. 1: The movie is canceled Completely It's an intergent to an animated movie with only real characters that came in the game world but every thinf is on minorly realistic with 2d textures instead of 3d forced onto a 2d object Or 2: Is everything in all?The scenes are changed completely Is to match a more 2D style.
I feel the urge to play devil's advocate here
I don't know what y'all expected from this. I think the idea of making a movie out of Minecraft is fundamentally flawed anyway - it was never going to be well suited to the medium of film or translate smoothly to it. The only reason to make a movie at all is as a cash grab.
The game is fundamentally without a story, and I think taking it so seriously is silly. As a property it is so obscenely profitable that the IP holders are obviously just going to farm it out for more money wherever they can.
glad your comment made it through the void to me. this is a good take.
Only thing good about it is piglins dont look too bad
I got scared because of the uncanny valley..
This is just so wrong, very creepy asf