When he works in demolition, he says he’s getting ready to go to law school. He probably had that hope because Homer never let him watch the Itchy and Scratchy movie
@@smartindian8500 And in one of the "modern" episodes they still acknowledged Bart's future as chief justice of the supreme court, so there's still hope he gets a good ending overall
Well, he develops a Southern accent when he becomes morbidly obese. In fact, Bart and Lisa usually speak with a Southern drawl when they imagine a "bad future", except Bart thought becoming morbidly obese was good.
so basically it's feels like bark is actually depressed and GAVE UP on life but simply choose to stop caring or showing that he dosen't feel well and that NOBODY will EVER be able to change his mind OR HELP HIM NOT EVEN his OWN FAMILY@@bigpapi5343
bart seems to need to talk to somebody about why he feels ok with that (like for exemple that would mean he dosen't care about anybody AT ALL and even DESPISED others including his "best friend" milhouse in the rock one and he still ok WITH THAT despite suppose to be friend with milhouse jesus milhouse should REALLY search others friends if his best one is DESPISING him secretly 😤😤😤😤😤💦💦💦💦
imagine if bart had the biggest goldmine in the world and killed 1.8 million people in 62 years keeping it secret in west papua but today folks is relly angy imagine that kids but then keep on doing a bunch of dumb stuff huh.
Ay bein’ a demolition man is honest work+pretty sure in that future Bart at least gets paid well and is happy Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the resources to better grasp it and you don’t even need to be a billionaire to achieve that!
I always loved the way “bang bang” Bart just struts out there, wiggling and jiggling with that cold, calm expression of pure professionalism. Either he’s completely unaware of how unattractive he’s become, or he’s absolutely unconcerned with it. He’s got a job to do, and he’s gonna do it. I wish I could approach my job with such determination.
Honestly while homer DOES suck, that attitude isn’t even bad one to have and is something more people could stand to apply. A simple but complicated way of making a bad situation better is by keeping things simple and looking on the bright side while expecting the reality you’re in with open arms Constantly bellyachin’ and moaning about all the ways things are wrong and all the things you lack vs what you have and can do right now isn’t healthy We ain’t around forever, sometimes the only way is through, wasting away complaining about how you’re “too good for this” and scrambling around at “what could’ve been’s” in the past ain’t gonna help. We aim around as long as we think, young people believe they’re invincible until they aren’t Learning to just live in the moment and appreciate the little things becomes harder and harder to grasp the older you get, best excercise it now before everything is gone and ALL you have left to look at is the blank canvas.
That’s a boomer delusion. Even so, Homer did pretty well for himself for the class clown who knocked up the campus feminist, so there’s no guarantee Bart will crash and burn his whole life. If anything, Rodd and Todd Flanders are more likely to struggle as adults based on having been sheltered by their parents for so long.
The fact that that was the first thing that Marge imagined. Not a criminal. Not a homeless bum. Not even an aimless manchild still living with his parents, playing childish pranks at 40, and sponging money off them. It's a dead-eyed male stripper whose female "fans" boo, heckle, and pelt with beer bottles and assorted garbage.
I know it’s really weird and concerning. The simpsons does this more than once, in a recent episode theres short clip of bart starting an “onlyfans”, like imagine they did that with lisa
I am far more interested in the relationship between bart and marge. Both of them are very artistic and its a bit sad that se dont see them doing something with it. Lisa and homer share plenty of bonds between their love for music.
That always bugged me, if they wanna do a grown-up version of a male character, they gotta get a different actor to play em, like wouldn't it been cool to hear dan castellanetta's take on Bart as an adult not sounding like Homer simpson ofcourse.
There are actually people on the internet who pretty much earned their money just by getting morbidly obese, plus being morbidly obese has always gained the attention of reporters, or their historical equivalent, for centuries with one early example being Edward Bright who died on the year 1750 at the age of 29 at a weight of 665lb (which is roughly 302kg or 47.5 stone). Basically the Simpsons didn't predict the future on this one, they just observed the past and the present and figured out that reporters are drawn to things that people pay a lot of attention to.
At least he seemed very happy with the demolition job. Besides, I imagine the pay for that would be pretty decent also. Hardly rolling in money, but easily something to live a comfortable life on.
@@Attmayeven with him being dense sometimes id think he would just forget utilities and other basic shit and do borderline gutterpunk hobo shit like using Y showers and shit like that
The funny thing is that nowadays the average blue collar workers makes more than the average college graduate. If he's operating heavy machinery like a bulldozer then that's even more.
@@shorewall union trade workers in most places in the US get paid very well hourly. If they’re lucky enough to work year round they can top 100k in annual earnings.
blue collar isn't a real strong option if you're not so homogenous like say you're in tucson, but you have a clear, precise welsh accent what do you think is going to hapen budy, you might get in a lot of fights
I’m happy that the show gave him a good future. In all the dreams , he’s a failure. In Lisa’s wedding , he mention that he plans on going to Law school and he ended up being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Goddamn, even watching the simpsons as a kid i related so hard to Bart in these segments. Especially in the episode where he almost fails the 4th grade
@@stompchunkman4248 He was earning money to go to law school AN working with his aggression tendencies while working in the demolition business. That was a prelude to him becoming judge of the Supreme Court.
I think Bart is actually happy with himself, no matter his future. It's a great quality in a person, plus speaks volumes for the clever writing in these seasons. Not everyone is cut out to be an academic success story; we need to start accepting that. Bart certainly has. My brother was very much like Bart when he was younger. He would get into fights and skipped the school a lot. He went to work as a garbage man, and loved every second of it. I think Bart would do well in many jobs that can keep his interest on.
Something tells me that when we get to 2034 not only will this show still be on air somehow but that Bart will still be in primary school imagining his future as an adult.
The music arrangement in that scene is excellent. It’s why I wish the DVDs had included isolated scores. There were space and legal reasons they could not.
It is funnier if you remember what TV was like in the 20 years before the premiere of this show, how they depicted children, and how they depicted success and failure.
So, according to the video, Bart's future is: 1) Repeating the fourth grade with his son 2) Becoming a bitter, homeless drifter after the sheriff runs him out of town 3) Becoming a drug-addled rock star whose latest hit song is about how much he hates his fans 4) Becoming a fat male stripper whose female fans jeer at and pelt with beer bottles. 5) Finally doing his father proud by becoming Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court and putting up with staggeringly high movie ticket prices. 6) Becoming a monster after drinking an experimental diet cola (though "Nature's Goodness" sounds more like a juice brand than a soda brand). 7) Cleaning his successful sister's awards and getting impaled on her Nobel Peace Prize (even though those are round medals...unless the design has changed by then). 8) Being a panelist on a 2034 revival of "Match Game" (funny things about that scene: Match Game actually had a 2016 revival with Alec Baldwin as host and Farrah Fawcett died in 2009, so, unless that's a clone or a distant descendant, there's no way she'd be on the show). 9) Working demolition 10) Working as the new Lunchlady Doris 11) Becoming a lardo on workman's comp.
Wait hold up when you look at the drifter Bart and washed up celebrity Bart, they’re both wearing the same pants, sandals and button up shirt. I feel like those two futures might be part of the same storyline
By that point, Lisa's so out of touch and so far removed from morals and ethics that you and I would get that she doesn't see the value in the lives of working people, not even her own brother. She only sees value in books and in 'high class' people like her.
I think it's more supposed to be a joke that a dumb kid doesn't understand why these fates are actually horrifying, superficially they seem entertaining or cool to a young boy
“I was the voice of roadrunner. Meep!” “You mean meep meep?” “No, I only recorded it once then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.” Confession through projection. That’s the boomer way.
I always liked Chief Justice Bart. A lot of episodes hinted that he might actually be just as smart as Lisa. He did outwit Sideshow Bob, multiple times. Plus Bart being a lawyer is just funny, and very fitting for his character.
Which means they were wrong about Y2K. If they were right, then the Gary Coleman episode would’ve been the last episode because the grid would’ve collapsed.
Lisa in general is a unlikeable pretentious know it all I’m not surprised her ideal future is one where she is at the top and has a clear view of her brother at the bottom
3:12 like I need another reason to Hate Lisa Simpson. She's supposed to serve as the show's moral compass, but she's just a hypocrite. No wonder she has no friends.
I was a child who had to repeat a grade when I saw these episodes. Though well behaved I simply wasn't intelligent enough to keep up. I saw these episodes and thought that was what was going to happen to me. It didn't but it was a continueing fear of mine as a youth.
I always figured Bart would grow up to be the new “Otto”, but slightly better off. He would also have his own semi-successful rock band as the guitarist and they occasionally get a paying gig as well as travel.
Boomers made that into a virtue. They are why the 70s became known as “the me decade” and spent every decade after that depriving us of the indulgences they luxuriated in.
Bart has a good heart, he just needs some help to find anything he truly likes. A lot of children are like him and how many of these couldn't get the help they needed.
I love the way he only gets Homer's fire oclock shadow in a blue collar job! And I don't know why Lisa's scared of the stick rag; after all, her futures included one with a prying stick.
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To me the best Bart was in the demolition business. He seemed pretty happy to work there, and I'm sure he has a decent life with what he earns.
Plus he's working his way through law school and getting out all his aggression before he buckles down and becomes respectable.
Well, in that episode, he said he divorced three times.
@@edwarduzumakielric that means he also married three times
Definitely decent salary.
Demolition business does have a decent salary.
Bart as a demolition worker and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court are my favourite potential futures for him.
When he works in demolition, he says he’s getting ready to go to law school. He probably had that hope because Homer never let him watch the Itchy and Scratchy movie
@@smartindian8500 And in one of the "modern" episodes they still acknowledged Bart's future as chief justice of the supreme court, so there's still hope he gets a good ending overall
I dunno. "Bang Bang Bart" is very good. I was in Taiwan & there was something on the menu called it. Best moment ever.
@@smartindian8500oooh so maybe they’re the same future
@horsehay That's the way I saw it. He said he was getting all of his aggression out before he goes to law school.
I love how he develops a British accent when he becomes a rock star
I think that's from an episode with Spinal Tap. 😁
That's because british rock stars are the best
Well, he develops a Southern accent when he becomes morbidly obese. In fact, Bart and Lisa usually speak with a Southern drawl when they imagine a "bad future", except Bart thought becoming morbidly obese was good.
@@jochenstacker7448or he’s Sid vicious?
Damn shame Millhouse didn't.
Doesn't matter the horrible future he imagines, he's always cool with it.
but HOW does he do it??? (to not feel alarmed or scarred)
Not with all
@@corentinravel5299i guess he doens't have too much expectation for himself
@@corentinravel5299he views it like a movie. He’s not interested in being happy, he just wants to play a cool role.
so basically it's feels like bark is actually depressed and GAVE UP on life but simply choose to stop caring or showing that he dosen't feel well and that NOBODY will EVER be able to change his mind OR HELP HIM NOT EVEN his OWN FAMILY@@bigpapi5343
I love how Bart has all these horrible futures, and he's not only OK with them, but he thinks they're pretty awesome.
bart seems to need to talk to somebody about why he feels ok with that (like for exemple that would mean he dosen't care about anybody AT ALL and even DESPISED others including his "best friend" milhouse in the rock one and he still ok WITH THAT despite suppose to be friend with milhouse jesus milhouse should REALLY search others friends if his best one is DESPISING him secretly 😤😤😤😤😤💦💦💦💦
imagine if bart had the biggest goldmine in the world and killed 1.8 million people in 62 years keeping it secret in west papua but today folks is relly angy imagine that kids but then keep on doing a bunch of dumb stuff huh.
Ay bein’ a demolition man is honest work+pretty sure in that future Bart at least gets paid well and is happy
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the resources to better grasp it and you don’t even need to be a billionaire to achieve that!
The Chief Supreme Court Judge is by no means horrible lol. To me that’s the canon outcome of Barts future imo
I thought it was because he’s stupid! If he was smart then he’d be horrified about being a drifter or a washed up rock star!
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick" is one of my favourite Simpsons bits of all time, especially the hick accent and laugh at the end.
And the golf clap.
Both Bart and Lisa having futures where they become morbidly obese rednecks is one of my favourite random tidbits
I always quote it every now and again, it's such a simple yet funny line ill never forget it lmao
I love how Lisa reacts to the rag on a stick even though it's not real
I always wondered what they’re applauding lol “congratulations you’re morbidly obese” 😂
“That’ll be $650”
Wow, accurate!
Movie tickets aren't that expensive.
Give it another decade.
Simpsons predicted the future future
here we are
What Can Bart be?
@@rodrigoes03 Once again...
I always loved the way “bang bang” Bart just struts out there, wiggling and jiggling with that cold, calm expression of pure professionalism. Either he’s completely unaware of how unattractive he’s become, or he’s absolutely unconcerned with it. He’s got a job to do, and he’s gonna do it. I wish I could approach my job with such determination.
In that sequence, he's completely aware of his situation in life. He's just sadly going through the motions.
@@hisaceinthehole3426 …I prefer my interpretation.
@@margraveofgadsden8997 thats fine. I'm just saying is the reality is that prostitution leads to low self worth & depression
@@margraveofgadsden8997 Nice subtle reference there
That’s depression
2:13 i love how, in the Supreme Court future, the movie clerk STILL has the "do not sell to this boy" poster
I love Lisa's reaction at the end when Bart waves an imaginary rag on a stick at her. Such a genuine child reaction.
Why is it that when Bart imagines himself in the future, he's a failure?
Fucking mood
Slag off!
He seemed pretty happy as a wrecking ball operator
Most people are destined to fail in a capitalistic system; that's the cruel reality.
Yeah I have to agree, their are too many futures where Lisa is amazing and Bart is a loser. It’s getting old.
I love how Bart has zero illusions about how subpar his future is and he still thinks it’s cool.
It is a warning to its viewers.
@@AttmayA warning to you
Bart is just like his dad. Every time he imagines being a dismal failure he still thinks it’s cool 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Honestly while homer DOES suck, that attitude isn’t even bad one to have and is something more people could stand to apply.
A simple but complicated way of making a bad situation better is by keeping things simple and looking on the bright side while expecting the reality you’re in with open arms
Constantly bellyachin’ and moaning about all the ways things are wrong and all the things you lack vs what you have and can do right now isn’t healthy
We ain’t around forever, sometimes the only way is through, wasting away complaining about how you’re “too good for this” and scrambling around at “what could’ve been’s” in the past ain’t gonna help.
We aim around as long as we think, young people believe they’re invincible until they aren’t
Learning to just live in the moment and appreciate the little things becomes harder and harder to grasp the older you get, best excercise it now before everything is gone and ALL you have left to look at is the blank canvas.
Like father, like son.
That’s a boomer delusion. Even so, Homer did pretty well for himself for the class clown who knocked up the campus feminist, so there’s no guarantee Bart will crash and burn his whole life. If anything, Rodd and Todd Flanders are more likely to struggle as adults based on having been sheltered by their parents for so long.
The case against Bart ending up a failure as an adult. Homer may not be on top of the heap, but he’s doing well enough to make Frank Grimes jealous.
0:42
My favorite design for adult Bart honestly. I wish they used it in more episodes.
True. He looks like a retired Marine going homeless after the U.S government removed his benefits.
That design is based off rambo:first blood, hence why he’s ran out of town by the sheriff.
I'm partial to 2:43
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer What episode was that again?
Самое забавное, что я примерно так и одеваюсь сейчас))
I love his supreme court chief justice future better than his alternate futures
All the other futures are being imagined by Bart or told by someone, but that is the only scenario that actually happens...
Also we can be sure he wound up on Epstein island
The wrecking ball is one of the actual outcomes.
Thats the canon one. When they show how everybody die, Bart is the court chief
It's actually his only evil future.
1:22 I don't know what's more worrying, the idea of that being Bart's future or the fact that this was the first thing that popped into Marge's head.
The fact that that was the first thing that Marge imagined. Not a criminal. Not a homeless bum. Not even an aimless manchild still living with his parents, playing childish pranks at 40, and sponging money off them. It's a dead-eyed male stripper whose female "fans" boo, heckle, and pelt with beer bottles and assorted garbage.
She's been watching Dark Simpsons
@@SamuelBlack84
Before it even existed, no less…
I would say the 2nd one.
I know it’s really weird and concerning. The simpsons does this more than once, in a recent episode theres short clip of bart starting an “onlyfans”, like imagine they did that with lisa
Poor Bart. He just lacked self confidence. All he needed was guidance from his father.
His father also lacked it, which keeps the miserable cycle going
@@kanesmith8271 what a mood
The Simpsons gene... which only affects males.
A little more support from Lisa wouldn't hurt neither. She always seems happy when Bart fails or squashes down on his moments to shine.
I am far more interested in the relationship between bart and marge. Both of them are very artistic and its a bit sad that se dont see them doing something with it.
Lisa and homer share plenty of bonds between their love for music.
Even when Bart grows up, he still has a high pitched voice
That’s because he’s originally 10 years old.
@@ElBarto2023everbody know,
¿and the future bart? Hm?
Being chocked by your father would do that too you.
@@ElBarto2023
Yeah but why he's still sounds like a kid when he grown up?
That always bugged me, if they wanna do a grown-up version of a male character, they gotta get a different actor to play em, like wouldn't it been cool to hear dan castellanetta's take on Bart as an adult not sounding like Homer simpson ofcourse.
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The scary thing is 2034 doesn't seem that far off. 😐
and Kitty Carlisles been dead for nearly 20 years
@@edwardgaines6561horrifying 😳
Farrah Fawcett has been dead for 17 years
The best part is the very end where all the reporters applaud Bart for being so morbidly obese that he's bedridden.
I actually only came for this one. Ps didn't they teach you simpsons see the future
There are actually people on the internet who pretty much earned their money just by getting morbidly obese, plus being morbidly obese has always gained the attention of reporters, or their historical equivalent, for centuries with one early example being Edward Bright who died on the year 1750 at the age of 29 at a weight of 665lb (which is roughly 302kg or 47.5 stone). Basically the Simpsons didn't predict the future on this one, they just observed the past and the present and figured out that reporters are drawn to things that people pay a lot of attention to.
That is one of my favourite Simpsons bits of all time. Especially the hick accent and the laugh at the end. 😅
this one actually came true, you can be a lardo and get on a magazine cover with thunderous applause
Fat-Acceptance Movements are a thing ... a retarded thing but a thing non the less
2:58 Lisa IS JUST TOO PROUD AS ALWAYS
love it
Modern Simpsons is a worse fate than Bart ever imagined.
Now you know why James M. Barrie considered it a tragedy that Peter Pan would always be a lost boy.
It’s funny because it’s true.
The "This cream corn tastes like cream crap" line from Jimbo Jr. always gets me lol
"Watch the potty-mouth, honey."
To have to feed the sons of his bullies is like being bullied all over again.
"One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme court"
"That'll be $650"
... I believe it
d'oh...
The second feature being *Beauty and the Beast* no longer seems like a coincidence after the Disney-Fox merger.
Going to the Gas Station
Can't believe you cut the best bit at 1:51
"Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?"
"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper."
"Now who's being naive?"
I said the same thing...Awww, they cut the best part!
Bart seems to love his miserable futures 😂
That’s because I thought Bart is an idiot!
The writers stack the deck against the male characters because boomer.
@@Attmaybro in the past people didn't even consider that
The $650 for 2 movie tickets bit aged like Nature's Goodness.
The irony that Bart would repeat the fourth grade for the next 30+ years
You'd think Ms. Krabappel would be retired by then.
The voice actress died so they retired the character along with her.
@@detmstr341 Krabappel? I've been calling her Crabapple.
Why is it when Bart and Lisa imagined themselves as overweight in the future, they develop a homegrown southern accent. 😂
I love that tho.
Yeardley Smith used that same accent when she was on *Mama’s Family* once.
I like the demolition man future the best because it’s the only possitive Bart future they portrayed for him where he’s actually happy
At least he seemed very happy with the demolition job. Besides, I imagine the pay for that would be pretty decent also.
Hardly rolling in money, but easily something to live a comfortable life on.
Unless he is spending more than he makes. That’s a danger with any job.
@@Attmay True. I'm very convinced actually that's what Frank Grimes did.
@@Attmayeven with him being dense sometimes id think he would just forget utilities and other basic shit and do borderline gutterpunk hobo shit like using Y showers and shit like that
The funny thing is that nowadays the average blue collar workers makes more than the average college graduate. If he's operating heavy machinery like a bulldozer then that's even more.
The supreme judge one is meeeh. Demolition sounds realistic and something bart might actually enjoy. Plus blue collar workers are always appreciated
They aren’t really appreciated. Trade workers are, but not all blue collar work is, such as grocery clerks.
@@lobear3074 What about Demolition jobs?
These days they're probably making more than a person with an expensive college degree, and no student loan debt either. Take that, Lisa.😂
@@shorewall union trade workers in most places in the US get paid very well hourly. If they’re lucky enough to work year round they can top 100k in annual earnings.
blue collar isn't a real strong option if you're not so homogenous
like say you're in tucson, but you have a clear, precise welsh accent
what do you think is going to hapen budy, you might get in a lot of fights
$650 is pretty close to modern movie ticket prices.
The way the camera panned out at the end of the 'Bang Bang Bart' scene always made me chuckle.
I forgot how funny the Simpsons used to be. Thanks for uploading this.
I love how he was able to gross out Lisa with a nonexistent rag-on-a-stick.
Peak obnoxious brother.
I've always loved that too
I’m happy that the show gave him a good future. In all the dreams , he’s a failure.
In Lisa’s wedding , he mention that he plans on going to Law school and he ended up being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
We could all stand to be like Bart. Someone who remains optimistic despite most of his pathways in life being completely dog crap.
Boomers hogged all the best job jobs for themselves.
Barts own expectations are terrible, *most* episodes that just flash forward make him successful
I never realised it until now but Marge concocting the Bang Bang Bart Scenario was….pretty darn sus.
The only time Bart imagines himself as a failure and is NOT okay with it when he accidentally murders someone. Shows he has some integrity in him.
This is my favorite video on YT of all time. Thank you.
That's all I ever wanted.
👍
"Hush, fieldtrip boy!"
Goddamn, even watching the simpsons as a kid i related so hard to Bart in these segments.
Especially in the episode where he almost fails the 4th grade
hurry up and clean my pool, you're late
I like how they already had the idea for the heads in Futurama
I was thinking along the exact same lines. It’s funny how some things are more obvious in hindsight than they were in the moment.
The idea is based on reality
I hate the other futures for Bart. The Chief Justice of Supreme Court is his real future.
He seemed pretty happy at the demolition business.
Honestly that or the demolition one he seemed rather happy
Guys the demolition business is in canon with the supreme Court one
Cause he says in the episode that he's planning to go to law school
@@stompchunkman4248
He was earning money to go to law school AN working with his aggression tendencies while working in the demolition business. That was a prelude to him becoming judge of the Supreme Court.
Slag off!
Is Kitty Carlisle the very first instance of the "celebrities' heads in jars" that would end up in Futurama?
PRETTY MUCH 😅😅😅
Was thinking the same thing. Maybe Kitty was the prototype. They fixed some structural integrity issues with Nixon and later celebrity heads.
I think Bart is actually happy with himself, no matter his future. It's a great quality in a person, plus speaks volumes for the clever writing in these seasons. Not everyone is cut out to be an academic success story; we need to start accepting that. Bart certainly has. My brother was very much like Bart when he was younger. He would get into fights and skipped the school a lot. He went to work as a garbage man, and loved every second of it. I think Bart would do well in many jobs that can keep his interest on.
I love how Bart reacts to his drifter future.
I like that in the future, the Chief Justice gets his own discount.
Something tells me that when we get to 2034 not only will this show still be on air somehow but that Bart will still be in primary school imagining his future as an adult.
sadly you’re right
Well it's 2024 now so just 10 more years to go!
Agenda 2030, Real Life End Of The World, Armageddon, KJV
That means the future he imagined in the first clip is the closest to reality
1:23 Bang Bang Bart always cracked me up. 🤣
The music arrangement in that scene is excellent. It’s why I wish the DVDs had included isolated scores. There were space and legal reasons they could not.
I like how he is so positive about those disastrous outcomes
Weirdly enough we know bart went into demolitions before going to law shcool and becoming chief justice
Man is stuck in 4th grade at age 50 and he still got married and a kid. What's our excuse
"I'm not a cartoon character." 😂
I wish they did a whole line of future bart saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggh"
What else was he supposed to do, sing “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah?” Disney will fire him.
"He's lost my vote" was always a really funny line to me.
The old man voice from the first clip kills me every time I hear it
i like how he thinks most of these shitty future versions of him are cool lol. i always loved bart, such a weird/funny kid
It is funnier if you remember what TV was like in the 20 years before the premiere of this show, how they depicted children, and how they depicted success and failure.
Barts fantasies have always been my favorite scenes. Great compilation
Bang bang Bart lives in my head rent free
So, according to the video, Bart's future is:
1) Repeating the fourth grade with his son
2) Becoming a bitter, homeless drifter after the sheriff runs him out of town
3) Becoming a drug-addled rock star whose latest hit song is about how much he hates his fans
4) Becoming a fat male stripper whose female fans jeer at and pelt with beer bottles.
5) Finally doing his father proud by becoming Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court and putting up with staggeringly high movie ticket prices.
6) Becoming a monster after drinking an experimental diet cola (though "Nature's Goodness" sounds more like a juice brand than a soda brand).
7) Cleaning his successful sister's awards and getting impaled on her Nobel Peace Prize (even though those are round medals...unless the design has changed by then).
8) Being a panelist on a 2034 revival of "Match Game" (funny things about that scene: Match Game actually had a 2016 revival with Alec Baldwin as host and Farrah Fawcett died in 2009, so, unless that's a clone or a distant descendant, there's no way she'd be on the show).
9) Working demolition
10) Working as the new Lunchlady Doris
11) Becoming a lardo on workman's comp.
I don't think Loni Anderson is going to make it to 2034. She will be 88/89. Billy will be up there in age too. Spike will however only be in his 70s.
She outlived Burt Reynolds after she cleaned him dry in their divorce.
They accurately depicted Billy Crystal putting on weight, though.
Wait hold up when you look at the drifter Bart and washed up celebrity Bart, they’re both wearing the same pants, sandals and button up shirt. I feel like those two futures might be part of the same storyline
That scene at 3:15 always kills me!!! 😂😂😂
It killed him also.
@@DarkOmegaMK2Yeah it did, how ironic.
The one thing with Bart he knows who he is that’s he’s biggest victory
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Lisa needed a post-it note from Mr. Bergstrom to figure that out.
Bart is so relatable, it hurts
That massive inflation for the cinema tickets are the most accurate thing about these lmao.
"Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize, how ironic."
That was murder. You did a murder, Lisa.
By that point, Lisa's so out of touch and so far removed from morals and ethics that you and I would get that she doesn't see the value in the lives of working people, not even her own brother. She only sees value in books and in 'high class' people like her.
@@girlgarde Killing someone is a matter for morality.
Murder is a matter for the law.
you have autism
She wouldn’t be the only Nobel prize winner to do that.
Would actually be manslaughter as it was not intentional
Damn some of these were brutal. The Simpsons could be pretty raw, back in the day.
You cut my favorite Homer line.
Can’t he be both… like the late Earl Warren. 😂
The cool part about Bart is he finds optimism in almost every scenario. He was literally happy almost being a monster LOL
I think it's more supposed to be a joke that a dumb kid doesn't understand why these fates are actually horrifying, superficially they seem entertaining or cool to a young boy
It's crazy how much of a rolemodel he was for me when i was 10 years old.
Pleasing taste, some monsterism.
Makes me laugh every time.
Damn, no wonder Bart still acted up, no one gave a shit about him enough to reach out
Demolition is actually a great future for Bart. He’d enjoy the job and get paid well.
Or a lardo on workman's comp.
He would lose his benefits if he lost weight.
Bart: *imagines a hopeless future of failure and suffering*
Also Bart: "Cool!"
Funny how Marge, the moral compass of the group (well at least in early seasons) thoughts of the male stripper club were pretty detailed.
Every season, they keep calling him a failure in life while Lisa & Maggie have talent in art like their mom.
Same message you always get about Homer as well.
It’s misandrist. It’s one of the things *Family Guy* is karma for.
2:14 NOTE: Barts picture is still in the background banning him from going in! 40 years its been there! lol
4:34 Apple Watch cellular in a nutshell
Bart plays guitar left handed
I love how Bart's groan as a burnt-out rock star is the same groan he makes as a burnt-out male stripper.
“I was the voice of roadrunner. Meep!”
“You mean meep meep?”
“No, I only recorded it once then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.”
Confession through projection. That’s the boomer way.
I always liked Chief Justice Bart. A lot of episodes hinted that he might actually be just as smart as Lisa. He did outwit Sideshow Bob, multiple times. Plus Bart being a lawyer is just funny, and very fitting for his character.
It’s actually frightening how much closer we are to 2034 than when that episode of the Simpsons released
Which means they were wrong about Y2K. If they were right, then the Gary Coleman episode would’ve been the last episode because the grid would’ve collapsed.
3:33 Somebody pull this up in 10 years?
One day i hope that I can be able to wash myself with a rag on a stick
First gain weight.
Me too.😂
I love the bad futures and bart commenting "cool"
So Lisa fantasizes about impaling and killing Bart her own brother and not showing any remorse for the deed? That's disturbing but not surprising...
Lisa in general is a unlikeable pretentious know it all I’m not surprised her ideal future is one where she is at the top and has a clear view of her brother at the bottom
Lisa dreams = bart dead, and her successful. So a sociopath whos rich, checks out for a feminist.
3:12 like I need another reason to Hate Lisa Simpson. She's supposed to serve as the show's moral compass, but she's just a hypocrite. No wonder she has no friends.
Notice how she’s dressed like Mrs. Krabappel in that scene?
I was a child who had to repeat a grade when I saw these episodes.
Though well behaved I simply wasn't intelligent enough to keep up.
I saw these episodes and thought that was what was going to happen to me. It didn't but it was a continueing fear of mine as a youth.
I'm so sorry
I Always Liked The Chief Justice Of The Supreme Court Ending , It Was Such A Win For Both Homer & Bart ..
Love when Bart envisions his future and it's shitty and he's like cool
Being a demolition worker is pretty cool
I wash myself with a rag on a stick 😂
He'd be a bit of a mess but one of those "free spirits" his parents hear from less. Probably has the constitution of an ox, lets face it.
I always figured Bart would grow up to be the new “Otto”, but slightly better off. He would also have his own semi-successful rock band as the guitarist and they occasionally get a paying gig as well as travel.
Some of these gags appear in Futurama!
Sacrificing their right to throw shade at *Family Guy.*
A better description of the video title is: "Lisa's narcissism on full display"
Boomers made that into a virtue. They are why the 70s became known as “the me decade” and spent every decade after that depriving us of the indulgences they luxuriated in.
Bart has a good heart, he just needs some help to find anything he truly likes. A lot of children are like him and how many of these couldn't get the help they needed.
I love the way he only gets Homer's fire oclock shadow in a blue collar job!
And I don't know why Lisa's scared of the stick rag; after all, her futures included one with a prying stick.