Deadlock: You Can't Thwompwalk In Here

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 40

  • @Andiramon
    @Andiramon 3 месяца назад +66

    admins hes thwompwalking sideways

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +12

      That kids thwompwalking all the way through Ivy, out Ivy, and through our Ivy. Through-FROM IVY, out Ivy, and through our Ivy, like a speed demon.

  • @ColeMooMoo
    @ColeMooMoo 3 месяца назад +34

    I'd rather deal with a billion thwompwalkers than another kudzu echo shard refresher

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +27

      Ain't that the fuckin verdad.
      (I don't know why I said verdad. It just means truth. I could've just said "Aint that the fuckin truth". The verdad is, I have been playing an unhealthy amount of Ivy since the nerfs. I feel like I was put on este mundo with a purpose: To find a future for thwompwalking, and lead my people through the desert to a land where el Shard de Echo can be used to thwomp sequentially.
      But in the same way as I hope to change the way Ivy is played, Ivy is changing the way I speak. I basically never start a word with "s" anymore, I always make some kind of vowel sound first. I use cool words like "chacho" and "cabrón" that were not part of my vocabulary a month ago.
      I used to make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife "Hilaria". Hilaria grew up in Boston speaking English, but somehow managed to pick up an entire Castilian accent on her "summers in Spain". This woman-a native English speaker, remember-rearranges the order of words, throws random Spanish vocabulary into her sentences, and pretends to forget the word "lunch". I'm not bullshitting you, I saw a video where she says "how you say... ¿lonch?" like its the most natural thing in the world. Its literally the same fucking word in Spanish, there is no way she expects anyone to believe she forgot the word "lunch" in her native language, but she does this anyway.
      Her dedication even extends to the dialect of Spanish which she pretends is her native language. She speaks with "ceceo", a uniquely Iberian way of pronouncing the letter "s". I don't doubt for a second that somewhere out there, a professional dialect coach saw at least half a year of steady employment teaching this woman how to pretend to have grown up in Madrid.
      I used to think this was the funniest thing in the world, but I understand her now. When she tells her children to get off of the floor of the elevator because "es dirty the floor", I know why she feels the need to live that way.
      She was the first Ivy player.
      I will explain more in my guide. I pray only that I can remember my mother tongue long enough to finish it. I know its taking forever, there is no excuse for this. Lo siento, chachos.)

    • @Doduszkaa
      @Doduszkaa 3 месяца назад +1

      What does that even mean

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +17

      @@Doduszkaa I like to give my viewers complete and thorough responses, which I think is healthy.
      On the other hand, I showed one of these comments to a mental health professional and she made the same face a medical doctor makes when they tell you you have scurvy. If you've never seen that face, its a mixture of concern and fascination.
      I pray that you do not worry about me. I have purchased Vitamin C supplements online and I'm drinking orange juice with my breakfast this morning.

    • @Doduszkaa
      @Doduszkaa 3 месяца назад +1

      that's sick dude!

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 3 месяца назад +3

      lmao youve got some real brainworms man. But as long as youre happy and taking care of yourself keep doing your thang

  • @ambralemon
    @ambralemon 3 месяца назад +9

    "hey i'm thompwalkin' here"

  • @javi_nitro
    @javi_nitro 3 месяца назад +10

    the thwompshaker

  • @PotatoMussab
    @PotatoMussab 3 месяца назад +31

    I was thinking how did people come across Ivy animation cancelling then I remembered you exist.

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/SlETsXwJpaM/видео.html

  • @CmdrGamagosk
    @CmdrGamagosk 3 месяца назад +24

    Yooo what great editing. Also fuck those nerfs. You got this, thwompwalk bro

  • @Doduszkaa
    @Doduszkaa 3 месяца назад +8

    Is this what they call pub stomping?!?!?

  • @watotodile
    @watotodile 3 месяца назад +3

    Gonna need this build as soon as you have a chance lol. Thwopwalking shall be the new meta, Kudzu be damned!

  • @kmartrewards1429
    @kmartrewards1429 3 месяца назад +2

    i need more ivy montages over reggaeton

  • @gryzwold
    @gryzwold 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m going to watch equilibrium right now.

  • @juralumin
    @juralumin 3 месяца назад +3

    Uurgh

  • @mikyuuuu
    @mikyuuuu 3 месяца назад +1

    AYE IM TWOMPWALK #1 FAN

  • @Lucky-GEN2
    @Lucky-GEN2 2 месяца назад

    I fw you heavy

  • @r1n488
    @r1n488 3 месяца назад

    Activate windows 😭😂
    Luv ur videos dude

  • @NobodyEvenReadsNames
    @NobodyEvenReadsNames 3 месяца назад

    I might be stupid for asking this but what exactly is thwompwalking? Are you not just using statue a lot

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +3

      Its when you statue and echo shard to immediately statue again. Not every clip is a thwompwalk, I include anything I think is funny.

  • @ryanmccrary2519
    @ryanmccrary2519 3 месяца назад

    Whats the build broooooo

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +7

      The universe does not want this information shared. The forces of nature are conspiring against me. I just got my electricity back tho, so now that this is exported the guide is the next thing.

    • @PotatoMussab
      @PotatoMussab 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cyrusposting Do not share the build if you want to see your daughter again.

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@PotatoMussab You got it boss

    • @hammerfell5727
      @hammerfell5727 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cyruspostingshare the build if you want to see your daughter again

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад +1

      @@hammerfell5727 You two have left me no choice but to choose.

  • @Thermalfusi0n
    @Thermalfusi0n 2 месяца назад

    this music makin me ears bleed

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  2 месяца назад +1

      Thats what I like to hear.

  • @voro8298
    @voro8298 3 месяца назад

    the music 🤢

    • @cyrusposting
      @cyrusposting  3 месяца назад

      Do NOT hand this gargoyle the aux cord.

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 3 месяца назад

      lmao its called spanish music, dont make a nausea emote just because you dont like foreign music you child