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  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk 3 года назад +967

    If this becomes a regular series, "10 Items I Never Showed You", might be the most easily repeatable format. Think of all the things Ashens' has never showed us.

    • @trippcailean9594
      @trippcailean9594 3 года назад +103

      and it works as an onlyfans series as well

    • @matahari9858
      @matahari9858 3 года назад +6

      mercy

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 года назад +47

      @@trippcailean9594 asshens?

    • @kurowasanabe
      @kurowasanabe 3 года назад +10

      I'd rather not think of that, if you don't mind.

    • @abeherbert6603
      @abeherbert6603 3 года назад +51

      This week on "10 Items I Never Showed You": A credit card that expired in 1997! My favourite camping chair! The thing I keep locked in my attic!

  • @richardfarrer5616
    @richardfarrer5616 3 года назад +1155

    "One of the worst designs of a sweet I've seen" - says the man who has tasted Jar Jar Binks's tongue.

    • @TechnoSinister
      @TechnoSinister 3 года назад +52

      I mean at least it looked like Jar Jar

    • @alexthering6615
      @alexthering6615 3 года назад +5

      He know where stands on that

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 года назад +28

      One of the worst. That one was the worst

    • @mhetralla
      @mhetralla 3 года назад +14

      Allow him to forget.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, at this point he could get a lot of mileage out of "That's the second worst/ugliest/etc sweet I've ever seen!" Because Jar Jar will always be the worst.

  • @GenericMcName
    @GenericMcName 3 года назад +434

    This video made me remember Ashens hasn't blow-torched cheap tat in a while.

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 года назад +66

      His doctor probably told him to stop huffing plastic fumes

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 года назад +10

      He's not allowed to do that anymore....

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 3 года назад +13

      @Leonard Persin His landlord or his doctor, in all likelihood.

    • @QuiltyExperience
      @QuiltyExperience 3 года назад +20

      iirc the blowtorch disappearing had something to do with demonetization? blowtorches too violent for 2021 toddler youtube

  • @TheRetroFuture
    @TheRetroFuture 3 года назад +1539

    I want an ashens yo-yo with a sad onion on it

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 3 года назад +78

      Sad onion Funko pop

    • @Stevo_1985
      @Stevo_1985 3 года назад +2

      Hey cool video with the six modded GameBoys dude! Nice work :D

    • @justanotherpiccplayer3511
      @justanotherpiccplayer3511 3 года назад +3

      Sick sad onion merch yasss

    • @niallscottanimation
      @niallscottanimation 3 года назад +8

      @@heggy_69 an Ashens funko pop for the sickest irony

    • @richardeadon6396
      @richardeadon6396 3 года назад +5

      @@niallscottanimation Perhaps the only funko I'd actually want

  • @DamnedSilly
    @DamnedSilly 3 года назад +368

    I seem to recall that in the original "Call of Cthulhu" rpg damage was listed as "Cthulhu will kill 1-3 characters per turn..."

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 3 года назад +20

      If that's true it's amazing

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 3 года назад +110

      ​@@bl4cksp1d3r Yup, it's true, I believe it was specifically that he eats that many per round. He also does (depending on dice rolls) up to 200 sanity damage per turn, when the player maximum is 100 normally. One later sourcebook added the rule that, if you were playing in a time period that had them, hitting Cthulhu with a nuclear bomb would only result in him regenerating an hour later, now lethally radioactive on top of all the other shit.
      He was intended to be a game ender. All of the greater Mythos beings were, because one of the biggest themes in the original Mythos was that in the end, you were never really going to make a difference against these alien godlike beings.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 3 года назад +43

      @@passingrando6457 OK, I get that choice thematically... but that's kind of overlooking the part where, in the original story, Cthulu was driven off by spearing him with a ship's prow. He actually went down pretty easily, compared to your typical kaiju. Sure, he just went back to sleep, but that's still kicking the can down the road by a few centuries at least.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 3 года назад +63

      @@jasonblalock4429 Except he wasn't driven off by the ship, it just sailed through him. Go back and read it, Cthulhu's head was mostly reformed by the time he looked back. He basically shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep afterwards. Lovecraft responded to a similar question to yours in a letter, basically asking "would you bother waking fully to get up and chase a gnat that bit you while you were napping?"
      Admittedly, humans don't pop like a jelly-filled water balloon, but he regenerates from literally everything. He doesn't need durability, he's like a sea cucumber and the T-1000 terminator fucked.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 3 года назад +22

      Thankfully, Narwhals protect us from him.

  • @shaheedk.3386
    @shaheedk.3386 3 года назад +180

    The art on the "Sticky" wrestlers packaging, looks less like they're wrestling and more like they are in the throes of sensual love.

    • @micahreid5553
      @micahreid5553 3 года назад +22

      Yes, professional wrestling.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 года назад +9

      What, Shaheed? You DON'T think professional wrestling look like men making love already?

    • @herpnderpn2484
      @herpnderpn2484 3 года назад +7

      They apparently spoon at the end lending further credence to this theory.

    • @owenneufeld4922
      @owenneufeld4922 3 года назад +6

      why do you think they are sticky

    • @MomDoer-qc7iw
      @MomDoer-qc7iw 3 года назад

      not really, one of the images is a choke

  • @Tamaracade
    @Tamaracade 3 года назад +504

    That Harry Potter thing looks like a section of a diseased lung. That great taste of emphysema!

    • @heatseekergaming8215
      @heatseekergaming8215 3 года назад +4

      Thank you, this one comment alone just made my day😂😂😂😂

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 3 года назад +6

      TIL how a diseased lung looks like

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 года назад +9

      eyy we got an Ashens celebrity here!
      that thing seriously grossed me out too, like they couldn't have just dyed it a more palatable color?

    • @ru_archer
      @ru_archer 3 года назад +23

      My first thought was it looks like a placenta. Almost like Joanne was trying to spread her biological essentialism through the medium of licenced sugar products.

    • @mstcrow5429
      @mstcrow5429 3 года назад

      Not grey and black enough.

  • @Frozenfuture
    @Frozenfuture 3 года назад +41

    The fact that Ashens actually got the domain of that yoyo website and made it a joke link to a trailer for his movie is bloody genius XD

  • @minidisque
    @minidisque 3 года назад +64

    i like the that you actually went through the effort to register that URL and make an easter egg video just for a small gag

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 3 года назад +7

      It was a nice little easter egg.

  • @jubuttib
    @jubuttib 3 года назад +34

    That promotional yoyo looks like it might be a proper Playmaxx ProYo II. They were quite popular as promotional items in the late 90s (the model came out in 96) due to the design (the sides were easy to print and change for whatever branding you wanted), but they're also a legit good yoyo. Multiple world records for solid axle yoyos were made with those things.

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 3 года назад +321

    "its not far out of date"
    followed immideatly by
    "im gonna bite the dogs bum"
    Oh ashens, never change

    • @gregwilliams9122
      @gregwilliams9122 3 года назад +6

      Have ordered that Ghostbusters incense burner - must have it! It's a pre-order presently...

    • @Xeidasx
      @Xeidasx 3 года назад +1

      It's the only way they learn

  • @ZeusTheIrritable
    @ZeusTheIrritable 3 года назад +211

    The website on that Yo-Yo just says: "O No You Got A Virus M8" and then there's a link that says "Lol just kidding". It leads to the trailer for Stuart's new movie.

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 3 года назад +54

      He must have bought the domain of the website just to advertise the movie, smart thinking on his part

    • @saint23thomas
      @saint23thomas 3 года назад +34

      While friendfactory dot couk is just an Ashens easter egg, friendfactory dot com is trip to the edge of the uncanny valley.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire Год назад +3

      Update: It now just gives a 404 proceed with care

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 3 года назад +94

    The 'sushi' keyrings are riceballs. The 'odd-colored' one is a rice ball grilled in (usually) soy sauce. Delicious as hell to be fair!

    • @Dasyati
      @Dasyati 3 года назад +10

      The thing about delicious looking fake food ornaments, they always just make me wish I had the real thing

    • @Adrian_1114
      @Adrian_1114 3 года назад +3

      I think they are called onigiri

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue Год назад

      @@KKHell except a deep fried mars bar

    • @smithintern-tainment7868
      @smithintern-tainment7868 Год назад

      I thought it was those fish eggs

  • @Roboshi2007
    @Roboshi2007 3 года назад +33

    I'm more amused than I should be at Prince charles being considered part of the Queens cinematic universe

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 года назад +797

    Proof there is no tat too pointless to appear in an Ashens video.
    THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear az

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 года назад +4

      "THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
      "Just tell me about the sad onions 😄"
      "THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
      "Okay, but how does that 40yo Fanta taste? 😁"
      "THERE IS N"
      "Sorry to interrupt, it's just I've spotted a crown...and it looks like it's inflatable! 😃"
      "PLEASE LEAVE"

    • @PPGIRL420
      @PPGIRL420 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku oh my god shut up

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 3 года назад +7

      Mate, this channel started with Ashens reviewing a half-broken LCD game in a cheap plastic casing pretending to be a PSP. If anything the more pointless the tat, the more it belongs here.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад +1

      Did you say tattoo?

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 3 года назад +252

    You got scammed, those are onigiri keyrings, not sushi.

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 3 года назад +58

      They could have at least put seaweed around them, or sesame seeds on the outside, or had filling showing through... They're so plain, utterly underwhelming 😅

    • @notkuro2519
      @notkuro2519 3 года назад +29

      @@bladepanthera the Gordon Ramsay of plastic

    • @LairdDeimos
      @LairdDeimos 3 года назад +42

      Jelly donuts, as Brock would say.

    • @Nezuji
      @Nezuji 3 года назад +27

      The tan-coloured one is probably supposed to be a fried/grilled onigiri, which is both a real thing and also delicious.

    • @bradlauk1419
      @bradlauk1419 3 года назад +10

      Jelly donut keychain*

  • @M3TR01DFANBOY
    @M3TR01DFANBOY 3 года назад +226

    "I'm gonna bite the dogs bum" - Stuart Ashen

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 3 года назад +9

      It's better than the dog's bollocks.

    • @thrilhous
      @thrilhous 3 года назад +7

      It's the only way they'll learn.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 3 года назад +4

      A Dog's bum is the best part of a dog. Say what you will but it's the truth!!

    • @mp9264
      @mp9264 3 года назад +1

      That’ll teach em!

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 3 года назад +41

    Those sticky gummy toys are great for finding all the hair soaked into carpets.

  • @rudiruttger
    @rudiruttger 3 года назад +93

    That sushi key-chain tat can be improved a bit with some strategically placed slips of electrical tape

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 года назад +8

      I like the way you think, Rudi

    • @danceswithdirt7197
      @danceswithdirt7197 3 года назад +4

      I've tried modifying things like that before. It has to be good electrical tape or it will just end up sliding/falling off.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +128

    Using a yo-yo to advertise a website is the most 90s thing I've ever seen in years.

    • @themasteronhigh1665
      @themasteronhigh1665 3 года назад +7

      He also used it to advertise his movie

    • @askjacob
      @askjacob 3 года назад +3

      Ashens needed to release a set of Pogs for his movie

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 года назад +2

      Clearly you have not played as Byleth in Smash Ultimate... the character made to unnecessarily promote a recent game and milk it for what it's worth.

  • @400PrImApEsPiSs
    @400PrImApEsPiSs 3 года назад +208

    That's a bloody old intro, still has the website address!

    • @400PrImApEsPiSs
      @400PrImApEsPiSs 3 года назад +30

      @McFlickers last year lasted about 50 years

    • @goodassjob7714
      @goodassjob7714 3 года назад +3

      I didn't even notice it was removed. I kept watching old ones when there were no new uploads.

  • @mathieumarlaire
    @mathieumarlaire 3 года назад +34

    "please, embark the helicopter"
    -Old Arnie, Mr. Schwartzenegger himself, the Governator

    • @sophiew757
      @sophiew757 3 года назад +13

      "join me on my journey, and live for the foreseeable future"

    • @brandoooon4688
      @brandoooon4688 3 года назад +13

      "I can assure you I do not have a malignant growth"

    • @mathieumarlaire
      @mathieumarlaire 3 года назад

      @@brandoooon4688 i have no idea what that one is

    • @shay_box
      @shay_box 3 года назад +5

      @@mathieumarlaire IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 3 года назад +254

    Collecting a Funkopop of the queen is fun and all until you realize that she will likely still be on this earth longer than that plastic figurine.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 года назад +22

      Do you think it's counts as currency? It has her face on it 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😂

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 3 года назад +15

      7 billion years from now, the sun has finally exploded. Queen Elizabeth, the only remainder of Earth, is floating in outer space, hoping to find another immortal creature for company.

    • @VekhGaming
      @VekhGaming 2 года назад +3

      @@FrenchToast663 I dunno, she might leave her physical form when the Golden Throne dies.

    • @darkmagicmage4526
      @darkmagicmage4526 2 года назад +102

      Yeah, about that….

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 2 года назад +54

      @@darkmagicmage4526 oh but the main event has just begun, my friend. I said that she would outlast her Funkopop, I never said that she would necessarily be alive.

  • @maddy8594
    @maddy8594 3 года назад +154

    My first year in University one of my housemates had one of those Fuggler dolls. He named him Jimothy and I swear on nights I had exam stress I imagined him sneaking in to the room to steal my teeth.

    • @cclyon
      @cclyon 3 года назад +18

      Jimothy. 🤣

    • @hannahbell6314
      @hannahbell6314 3 года назад +1

      I have one of those! It's something else

    • @MZBrass
      @MZBrass 3 года назад +18

      My flatmate has about 10 and he put them in a summoning circle in my room while I was away. The memory of walking into my room again haunts me to this day

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 3 года назад +6

      @@MZBrass the ritual was not complete

    • @maddy8594
      @maddy8594 3 года назад +1

      @@kanna-san. Probably for the best. That would probably have brought about the Antichrist.

  • @Ravendarkwytch
    @Ravendarkwytch 3 года назад +22

    If I recall correctly, Lovecraft named all the Eldritch creatures in such a manner that they were unpronounceable by the human tongue...it is the fans that have decided on many of the ‘correct’ pronunciations

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 3 года назад +13

      I'm pretty sure that the investigator in Call of Cthulhu did mention a pronunciation of Cthulhu's name- though it was describing how the cultists who worshipped it pronounced the name, so very likely Cthulhu's true pronunciation is impossible, that's just the best they could do

  • @Asobitech
    @Asobitech 3 года назад +36

    Me telling myself "I do not need any more things"
    Maybe the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner thing.

  • @otterwithagun1982
    @otterwithagun1982 3 года назад +10

    "Aaand...wrestling!" *listlessly unravels it's gooey gooness* I laughed inappropriately too hard at that.

  • @pigfish99
    @pigfish99 3 года назад +8

    that ghostbusters incense burner is genuinely really good! I mean, its a great replica, is more than a lump of plastic, and has a functional use!

  • @shaneneave399
    @shaneneave399 3 года назад +19

    Everyone has a drawer for random tat. Stuart must have an old PoundLand building completely filled.

  • @ArktinenPeikko
    @ArktinenPeikko 3 года назад +75

    You could make a really weird "Mount Rushmore" kinda diorama with those heads.

    • @lafcursiax
      @lafcursiax 3 года назад +6

      I was thinking they could replace the heads on the gummy monster

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 года назад +1

      I was imagining a headband made out of them, one of those plastic ones, with all different tiny heads glued on, halo-ing your own head, a miniface tiara 😂

  • @proYEEThean
    @proYEEThean 3 года назад +15

    Ah that old Chef Excellence sound brings so much nostalgia

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence 3 года назад +48

    Jesus, I literally thought that gummy was just a number of pieces melted together.

  • @SteveBrandon
    @SteveBrandon 3 года назад +11

    Incense always makes me think of Adrian Mole, specifically the scene from the original TV series (and, well, the book it was based on, obviously) when he painted his Noddy wallpaper black and had to burn incense to cover up the smell of the paint fumes but the smell of the incense made his father think he was smoking marijuana.

  • @flamingfossa
    @flamingfossa 3 года назад +9

    I bought one of those teeth monsters back in 2015 and have had endless amusement from friends and family. The quality is sublime for the price

  • @GenerationPixel
    @GenerationPixel 3 года назад +9

    That incense burner is the most awesome thing I've seen today, and probably even yesterday 🤯

  • @ExaltedwithFail
    @ExaltedwithFail 3 года назад +23

    The last one would go well in a "top 10 toys that are usable as a buttplug" although anything can if you are brave enough i guess

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 года назад +3

      Number 2. Giga Cactus
      You don't want to know what Number 1 is.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 года назад +1

      @@jacksonpercy8044 is it that massive Lego Saturn V?

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад +1

      @@TheHutchy01 Wrong.
      Hint: Pennsylvania Railroad.

  • @Mortysmarvellousmedicine
    @Mortysmarvellousmedicine 3 года назад +168

    The friend factory thing leads you to a Polybius Heist video

    • @starlitalpha7
      @starlitalpha7 3 года назад +42

      Omg, he told you not to go there. Now you have virus!
      Only ashensoft can save your pc now. Buy for 39.99.
      "A excellent antivirus."

    • @elfalcon666
      @elfalcon666 3 года назад +3

      I can't believe he had a custom yo-yo made for that joke

    • @Josh12323
      @Josh12323 3 года назад +11

      @@elfalcon666 yoyo might have been real since the website existed at one point, he just bought the domain that was for sale.

    • @kackers
      @kackers 3 года назад +5

      i think the yoyo is real, the website definitely existed before ashens presumably bought and changed the site (a few whois lookups show info being retrieved at various points between about 2014 and 2020 and of course its current registration), that and i looked through countless pages of countless custom yoyos and none of them looked like the one ashens has here

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 Год назад +2

    It's rather wild to watch these videos in a series, and then find out later that the last one I watched was uploaded 13 years ago and this one was just uploaded two years ago.
    The consistency in quality is staggeringly hilarious.

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 3 года назад +70

    This is like the return of 10 reviews in 10 minutes! Except we've had to sacrifice Dan and the timer and made it twice as long. Close enough.

    • @V-grandraccoon
      @V-grandraccoon 3 года назад +4

      The last item literally appeared in a ten reviews in ten minutes video

  • @BigFifaFanatic
    @BigFifaFanatic 3 года назад +45

    Everyone else: I hate COVID I want my life back
    Ashens “I’m gonna bite the dogs bum”

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 3 года назад +4

    4:44 “vaguely decent" was my nickname in high school.

  • @maxayson9386
    @maxayson9386 3 года назад +3

    5:25 Ah yes those stalwarts of Japanese cuisine, white rice and a hashbrown.

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin 3 года назад +61

    The wrestlers are obviously Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 3 года назад +15

    The funny thing about the Fuggler is my niece loved em. She has like 12 of the things. Proof that some kids still love gross, weird things.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 года назад +3

      I'm 44, never seen them before, but I want one now 😂
      I'm lying, I want them all 🤭

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 3 года назад +25

    Every time Ashens posts a video, I realize how much I missed them.

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 3 года назад +6

    1:30 it’s actually pretty rare for the royal family to accept gifts, especially from a corporation. They don’t want some company to say “Hey! The queen uses my product! Buy it!”

  • @andymoran8624
    @andymoran8624 3 года назад +3

    that toothy plushy is awesome, if i saw one in the shop it would be going home for sure

  • @TheHoldenmcgroin
    @TheHoldenmcgroin 3 года назад +1

    And with one throw away comments, Ashens made us all watch the trailer for Polybius Heist.... Well played Sir... Well played....

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster 3 года назад +8

    12:01
    That thing looks like something you put on a shelf and wake up to it standing over you in the middle of the night

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi 3 года назад +2

    An Ashens video is like a warm hug. A warm hug of tat.

    • @TazSandrin
      @TazSandrin 3 года назад

      That or an article of sharticle

  • @bearovanilla
    @bearovanilla 3 года назад +52

    Is no one going to discuss the drawing on the back of the wrestlers looks like them going at it hard?

  • @senorgazpacho2111
    @senorgazpacho2111 3 года назад +55

    Ashens a few months back: "DO YOU SEE?"
    Ashens present day: "You see"
    We see now bois

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 года назад +89

    Just the thumbnail has me excited.

    • @Sabrina-uf6ic
      @Sabrina-uf6ic 3 года назад +4

      The thumbnail scared the living daylights out of me when I checked my subscriptions lmao 10/10 love it

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 3 года назад +4

      That creepy raccoon is nightmare fuel.

    • @ada2894
      @ada2894 3 года назад +3

      I shit you not I got that thing for my little sister for Christmas and she loved it, so maybe we're the weird ones 😂

    • @dislikebutton9302
      @dislikebutton9302 3 года назад +4

      r/dontputyourdickinthat

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 3 года назад

      @@herbiehusker1889 creepy trash panda

  • @lafcursiax
    @lafcursiax 3 года назад +5

    Damn you, Stuart! If you'd only showcased that yo-yo when you first got it, friendfactory would have taken off and we could all be sharing our yo-yo passion there now!

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 3 года назад +62

    This is going to be absolutely gold.

    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates 3 года назад +2

      And they were right

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 3 года назад +12

    "Finally, after my long and grueling 10 hour shift at work, it's time to come home, relax, and check what new videos came out today in my sub feed and-"
    *Sees video thumbnail*
    ameno.mp3

  • @cowman600
    @cowman600 3 года назад +103

    The friendfactory URL already directs to an ashens video lol

    • @SullySideUp
      @SullySideUp 3 года назад +8

      Fuck now I have 15 viruses

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 3 года назад +4

      @@SullySideUp Did you get... a Worm?

    • @kharnifex
      @kharnifex 3 года назад +1

      haha brilliant

    • @unicornpuffy8656
      @unicornpuffy8656 3 года назад

      So glad I'm not the only one who went there 😂🤣

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 3 года назад +9

    Ashens: "Up yours Queenie!"
    MI6: "That's the end of you then, sunshine!"

  • @supernovaleftover1812
    @supernovaleftover1812 3 года назад +17

    The Funko Plop looks like she should be the queen of the underground trolls from Disenchantment.

  • @darkorder99
    @darkorder99 Год назад +1

    I took a long break from your vids. Finding out you heroforge'd chef excellence made me smile as I got into it in my several years away! Fun how life turns out

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 года назад +82

    How can you make a funko pop of the queen, name it after her without being "endorsed or approved" by her and it's legal? Can you just make merch based on anyone or is the queen free real estate cause of her epic level 100 boss status in the UK?

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre 3 года назад +3

      Maybe it’s based on the movie character

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 3 года назад +35

      If there's no copyright or similar around her and her name, then I guess they can do what they want. There's plenty of cheap, knock off Royal memorabilia and TV and movies seem to use them as they see fit.

    • @ZT742
      @ZT742 3 года назад +37

      People aren’t protected by copyright. In the same way that you can make and sell a painting of the queen, they can make a 3D model of her. Copyright would only come into play if you were using an existing photo of her or something, but even then the copyright belongs to the person who took the photo, not the subject of the photo.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 года назад +3

      Liz 2 ain't immortal, you know.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 года назад +19

      @@ZT742 likeness rights do exist and it's why you just can't make a tom cruise action figure.

  • @ginger-ham4800
    @ginger-ham4800 2 года назад +5

    Ah, that explains why youtube is reccomending this video out of the blue

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +11

    Out of all the things you could've won the Wish lottery on, it had to be the random heads.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 3 года назад +6

    10:24 "Haunted and distracted" describes Daisy Ridley's acting method pretty well.

  • @seamus4153
    @seamus4153 3 года назад +69

    "don't tell me what to do you fascist" - ashens 2021

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад +5

      Facist Fuggler Toy not settling too well.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that made me cringe.

    • @picanigeorgello2847
      @picanigeorgello2847 3 года назад +12

      @@Skyrilla why

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 года назад +2

      @@Skyrilla It's a joke, you hollow husk of a creature.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 3 года назад

      @@dogman9291 Tired of the same old jokes, you mindless consoomer.

  • @kringhetto
    @kringhetto 3 года назад +77

    The other Onigiri is fried. Thats why it's orange. Looked pretty cool to me.

    • @Jibb3rs
      @Jibb3rs 3 года назад +4

      Its perfectly okay to be wrong

    • @RanzeJini
      @RanzeJini 3 года назад +1

      cool indeed XD, don't know if mine are part of the same set, but I have a golden salmon sushi (rare one) and a wasabi and pickled ginger piles one.

    • @Una_Ridlow
      @Una_Ridlow 3 года назад +2

      fried onigiri is great

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 3 года назад +2

      Oh lord, a thread of weebs

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 года назад +2

      @@terrytheblackmage4799 question. Why would you assume its weebs and not just people who enjoy sushi type food, or actual japanese people?

  • @disgruntledkitten9127
    @disgruntledkitten9127 3 года назад +49

    I recently showed my son chef excellence, he now says stay fresh cheese bags upon exiting a room 🤣

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 года назад +8

      i don't know why, but that's also one my favorite ashens lines, too.

    • @stephenmuir6812
      @stephenmuir6812 3 года назад +3

      If Chef Excellence was a wrestler, that'll be his catchphrase with Stuart as his manager.

    • @OGdrodro
      @OGdrodro 3 года назад

      I watched chef cuss of idubbz and maxmofo and all them lot lol we need that humor back

    • @BurnsyMcBurn
      @BurnsyMcBurn 3 года назад +5

      Not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of this kid who's mother shows him vintage RUclips classics instead of 70's music and minion memes. Lucky kid.

    • @disgruntledkitten9127
      @disgruntledkitten9127 3 года назад

      @@BurnsyMcBurn Hes well lucky, im like a really cool mum 🤣🤣

  • @skiffle8084
    @skiffle8084 3 года назад +60

    "What became of JK Rowling's decency."
    Ashens is the best.

    • @meggerz5687
      @meggerz5687 3 года назад +12

      The fall of jk Rowling is so deep even ashens mocked her.. Ashens is mvp

  • @Comet8489
    @Comet8489 Год назад +3

    Was not expecting queen related content from this year old video, ooof, awkward timing!

  • @harleyjune
    @harleyjune 3 года назад +14

    I have a lot of those fugglers and they're great. You got a really boring designed one. There's fluffy ones with 3 eyes, ones with long posable arms, ones based on yeti/bigfoot etc. They were originally made to order by a woman on etsy and we're far creepier back then. But then got their rights bought out after they were selling successfully. There's also a Ruggler which is a small fur rug with a fuggler head, I think there were only about 200 made for giveaway gifts at some gathering.

  • @bluekewne
    @bluekewne 3 года назад +43

    The "sushi" keyrings are in actuality onigiri

    • @shiftfire4511
      @shiftfire4511 3 года назад +3

      Still, two types of Onigiri is...really boring in comparison.

    • @fairyball3929
      @fairyball3929 3 года назад +1

      Thanks fkr the clarification for Stuart. Still yeah... perhaps a bit boring looking. 😬

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 3 года назад +3

    "10 Items I never showed you"
    And could have stayed that way, Stuart. Thanks for sharing

  • @christophermangion9375
    @christophermangion9375 3 года назад +2

    Those fuggler toys are horrifying lol. I remember when they first came out on store shelves, just staring at them wondering what the hell am i looking at.

  • @oldhedders
    @oldhedders 3 года назад +12

    Arnie, Willis and Ridley make a pretty good Mount Rushmore.

  • @ashtun
    @ashtun 3 года назад +5

    That Funko Pop is gonna get Tea spilled on it , have to feed the queen .

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 3 года назад +1

      A sherry you mean? She's rather partial to it

  • @hurgenflerg2133
    @hurgenflerg2133 3 года назад +4

    A little annoyed by the five-pointed star on the bottom of the Cthulu figure, since the five-pointed star is a symbol of the Elder Gods, who are the enemies of the Old Ones, but that's just because I'm a pedantic twerp.

  • @Alric117
    @Alric117 3 года назад +7

    (Ashens brings out the Ghostbuster trap)
    GANNON SENSE ACTIVATED!

  • @justintime112
    @justintime112 3 года назад +2

    i like his voice.... not even his accent just his VOICE. its so satisfying to listen to.

  • @JamieJamez
    @JamieJamez Год назад +7

    0:23 well that didn't age well.

  • @gravedigr12
    @gravedigr12 2 года назад +4

    that funko pop might be worth something now.

  • @procyonlotor1501
    @procyonlotor1501 3 года назад +13

    I've got two pet raccoons, I've just ordered two fugglers for the kids

  • @stardestroyeruk7025
    @stardestroyeruk7025 3 года назад +5

    The "fuggler" reminded me of that late night BBC2 Claymation show..."Rex the Runt!"

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 года назад +1

      Great programme!

    • @moloch5801
      @moloch5801 3 года назад

      Well, it was supposed to be late night, but I remember it being shown uncensored at 5pm one Christmas, much to my delight.

    • @becca545
      @becca545 3 года назад

      There's also the Scruffy Scruff fake toy ad from The Aquabats! Super Show! It has the same horrifying teeth.

  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ 3 года назад +11

    We've got about 17 fugglers in our house. The Entertainer was selling them for like £3.50 each so we just sort of went buck-wild. I've never seen the raccoon thoug... and now I want it. (I've also got a 'Chase' fuggler which is a rare find and has a golden button-hole)

    • @Foreskin-Forest
      @Foreskin-Forest 3 года назад +2

      What the fucking fuck, I dont even know how to process your last sentence.

    • @jamies641
      @jamies641 3 года назад +1

      I bought one for a friend who loves creepy dolls. She thought it was adorable.

    • @Foreskin-Forest
      @Foreskin-Forest 3 года назад

      @@jamies641 sounds like my sister

    • @_Stagnate_
      @_Stagnate_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Foreskin-Forest Hah. 'Chase' just means rare. 1 in however many in a box that goes to stores will be a rare verson and the button on its' butt is golden. Also it's teeth and eyes glow in the dark.

  • @samueljameskennedy3093
    @samueljameskennedy3093 3 года назад +5

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that cut at 3:16

  • @davesayswords
    @davesayswords 3 года назад +52

    I am responsible for item 1 and I regret nothing.
    UPDATE : I was also apparently responsible for item 3 I think. The regrets are still absent though.

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 3 года назад +1

      They will haunt my mind forever, thanks Dave.

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 года назад +1

      Great moves Dave, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад

      Funko Queen and Gummy Cerebrus

    • @davesayswords
      @davesayswords 3 года назад

      @@fuzer909 to be honest I do think that is the POINT of Funko Pops lol

    • @davesayswords
      @davesayswords 3 года назад

      @@jacksonpercy8044 Sarcasm detected... ha.

  • @X_Baron
    @X_Baron 3 года назад +5

    "The only limit to the fun is your own imagination" = There's actually no fun here, you need to supply your own.

  • @neilthehermit4655
    @neilthehermit4655 3 года назад +56

    “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
    In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
    ― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

  • @Redmoonblade
    @Redmoonblade 3 года назад +7

    The wrestlers were so bad that Ashens phased them out of existence.

  • @tonybeattie3980
    @tonybeattie3980 3 года назад +23

    “I mean I’ve seen worse wrestling matches, just not very often”. Oh god, Ashens has sat through Sharmell Vs Jenna Morasca? Poor guy.

  • @cambridgemart2075
    @cambridgemart2075 3 года назад +1

    I immediately spotted the Cerberus once you tilted it so that it caught the light; not sure it's something that would appeal as a sweet though!

  • @ShakespeareOfBorg
    @ShakespeareOfBorg 3 года назад +3

    FriendFactory just reminds me of FriendFace (IT Crowd).

  • @thisisbabbit6068
    @thisisbabbit6068 3 года назад

    The Fuggler Emporium is a small business, the lady used to make them by hand but they are now collectable and sought after. We have 2 :) love them! And the lady who made them is so nice and so hardworking - please DO buy one for your kids!! Great video Stuart :)

  • @lightchipster
    @lightchipster 3 года назад +3

    To the person who registered that domain since this video was uploaded, I salute you!

  • @acciaiomorti
    @acciaiomorti 2 года назад +2

    that queenie funko pop might be worth something now
    almost nothing, but something

  • @dannynewey4056
    @dannynewey4056 3 года назад +5

    'Fuggler', was modelled on Cherie Blair! 😂

  • @Xeogin
    @Xeogin 3 года назад +1

    That Cthulhu reminds me of those Mold-A-Matic wax injection mold animals you could get out of machines at the Zoo.

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin 3 года назад +6

    That person who was asking Liz for one of the dolls sounds a lot like the queen 😂😂

  • @emily99
    @emily99 3 года назад +4

    that sushi keyring looks like a god damn tater tot lmao

  • @wolfrig2000
    @wolfrig2000 3 года назад +7

    Suggestion for the intro, have your character run on screen from the side and punt the word "Everything" and then in a darth maul voice go "It must go"

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 года назад +1

      Darth Maul had a voice?!

    • @themasteronhigh1665
      @themasteronhigh1665 3 года назад

      @@fluidthought42 yeah. He just wasnt very chatty when he fights.
      But he talks more in Clone Wars and, weirdly, Solo.

  • @platoaugur
    @platoaugur 3 года назад +3

    I'll probably have to get that Ghostbusterstrap for a good friend of mine, he loves Christmas and we first starteted bonding over an old VHS of the movie. Nearly 30 yrs later we are still best buddies.