If this becomes a regular series, "10 Items I Never Showed You", might be the most easily repeatable format. Think of all the things Ashens' has never showed us.
Yeah, at this point he could get a lot of mileage out of "That's the second worst/ugliest/etc sweet I've ever seen!" Because Jar Jar will always be the worst.
@@bl4cksp1d3r Yup, it's true, I believe it was specifically that he eats that many per round. He also does (depending on dice rolls) up to 200 sanity damage per turn, when the player maximum is 100 normally. One later sourcebook added the rule that, if you were playing in a time period that had them, hitting Cthulhu with a nuclear bomb would only result in him regenerating an hour later, now lethally radioactive on top of all the other shit. He was intended to be a game ender. All of the greater Mythos beings were, because one of the biggest themes in the original Mythos was that in the end, you were never really going to make a difference against these alien godlike beings.
@@passingrando6457 OK, I get that choice thematically... but that's kind of overlooking the part where, in the original story, Cthulu was driven off by spearing him with a ship's prow. He actually went down pretty easily, compared to your typical kaiju. Sure, he just went back to sleep, but that's still kicking the can down the road by a few centuries at least.
@@jasonblalock4429 Except he wasn't driven off by the ship, it just sailed through him. Go back and read it, Cthulhu's head was mostly reformed by the time he looked back. He basically shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep afterwards. Lovecraft responded to a similar question to yours in a letter, basically asking "would you bother waking fully to get up and chase a gnat that bit you while you were napping?" Admittedly, humans don't pop like a jelly-filled water balloon, but he regenerates from literally everything. He doesn't need durability, he's like a sea cucumber and the T-1000 terminator fucked.
My first thought was it looks like a placenta. Almost like Joanne was trying to spread her biological essentialism through the medium of licenced sugar products.
That promotional yoyo looks like it might be a proper Playmaxx ProYo II. They were quite popular as promotional items in the late 90s (the model came out in 96) due to the design (the sides were easy to print and change for whatever branding you wanted), but they're also a legit good yoyo. Multiple world records for solid axle yoyos were made with those things.
The website on that Yo-Yo just says: "O No You Got A Virus M8" and then there's a link that says "Lol just kidding". It leads to the trailer for Stuart's new movie.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear az
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE" "Just tell me about the sad onions 😄" "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" "Okay, but how does that 40yo Fanta taste? 😁" "THERE IS N" "Sorry to interrupt, it's just I've spotted a crown...and it looks like it's inflatable! 😃" "PLEASE LEAVE"
Mate, this channel started with Ashens reviewing a half-broken LCD game in a cheap plastic casing pretending to be a PSP. If anything the more pointless the tat, the more it belongs here.
They could have at least put seaweed around them, or sesame seeds on the outside, or had filling showing through... They're so plain, utterly underwhelming 😅
7 billion years from now, the sun has finally exploded. Queen Elizabeth, the only remainder of Earth, is floating in outer space, hoping to find another immortal creature for company.
@@darkmagicmage4526 oh but the main event has just begun, my friend. I said that she would outlast her Funkopop, I never said that she would necessarily be alive.
My first year in University one of my housemates had one of those Fuggler dolls. He named him Jimothy and I swear on nights I had exam stress I imagined him sneaking in to the room to steal my teeth.
My flatmate has about 10 and he put them in a summoning circle in my room while I was away. The memory of walking into my room again haunts me to this day
If I recall correctly, Lovecraft named all the Eldritch creatures in such a manner that they were unpronounceable by the human tongue...it is the fans that have decided on many of the ‘correct’ pronunciations
I'm pretty sure that the investigator in Call of Cthulhu did mention a pronunciation of Cthulhu's name- though it was describing how the cultists who worshipped it pronounced the name, so very likely Cthulhu's true pronunciation is impossible, that's just the best they could do
I was imagining a headband made out of them, one of those plastic ones, with all different tiny heads glued on, halo-ing your own head, a miniface tiara 😂
Incense always makes me think of Adrian Mole, specifically the scene from the original TV series (and, well, the book it was based on, obviously) when he painted his Noddy wallpaper black and had to burn incense to cover up the smell of the paint fumes but the smell of the incense made his father think he was smoking marijuana.
i think the yoyo is real, the website definitely existed before ashens presumably bought and changed the site (a few whois lookups show info being retrieved at various points between about 2014 and 2020 and of course its current registration), that and i looked through countless pages of countless custom yoyos and none of them looked like the one ashens has here
It's rather wild to watch these videos in a series, and then find out later that the last one I watched was uploaded 13 years ago and this one was just uploaded two years ago. The consistency in quality is staggeringly hilarious.
1:30 it’s actually pretty rare for the royal family to accept gifts, especially from a corporation. They don’t want some company to say “Hey! The queen uses my product! Buy it!”
Damn you, Stuart! If you'd only showcased that yo-yo when you first got it, friendfactory would have taken off and we could all be sharing our yo-yo passion there now!
"Finally, after my long and grueling 10 hour shift at work, it's time to come home, relax, and check what new videos came out today in my sub feed and-" *Sees video thumbnail* ameno.mp3
I took a long break from your vids. Finding out you heroforge'd chef excellence made me smile as I got into it in my several years away! Fun how life turns out
How can you make a funko pop of the queen, name it after her without being "endorsed or approved" by her and it's legal? Can you just make merch based on anyone or is the queen free real estate cause of her epic level 100 boss status in the UK?
If there's no copyright or similar around her and her name, then I guess they can do what they want. There's plenty of cheap, knock off Royal memorabilia and TV and movies seem to use them as they see fit.
People aren’t protected by copyright. In the same way that you can make and sell a painting of the queen, they can make a 3D model of her. Copyright would only come into play if you were using an existing photo of her or something, but even then the copyright belongs to the person who took the photo, not the subject of the photo.
I have a lot of those fugglers and they're great. You got a really boring designed one. There's fluffy ones with 3 eyes, ones with long posable arms, ones based on yeti/bigfoot etc. They were originally made to order by a woman on etsy and we're far creepier back then. But then got their rights bought out after they were selling successfully. There's also a Ruggler which is a small fur rug with a fuggler head, I think there were only about 200 made for giveaway gifts at some gathering.
Those fuggler toys are horrifying lol. I remember when they first came out on store shelves, just staring at them wondering what the hell am i looking at.
A little annoyed by the five-pointed star on the bottom of the Cthulu figure, since the five-pointed star is a symbol of the Elder Gods, who are the enemies of the Old Ones, but that's just because I'm a pedantic twerp.
We've got about 17 fugglers in our house. The Entertainer was selling them for like £3.50 each so we just sort of went buck-wild. I've never seen the raccoon thoug... and now I want it. (I've also got a 'Chase' fuggler which is a rare find and has a golden button-hole)
@@Foreskin-Forest Hah. 'Chase' just means rare. 1 in however many in a box that goes to stores will be a rare verson and the button on its' butt is golden. Also it's teeth and eyes glow in the dark.
The Fuggler Emporium is a small business, the lady used to make them by hand but they are now collectable and sought after. We have 2 :) love them! And the lady who made them is so nice and so hardworking - please DO buy one for your kids!! Great video Stuart :)
Suggestion for the intro, have your character run on screen from the side and punt the word "Everything" and then in a darth maul voice go "It must go"
I'll probably have to get that Ghostbusterstrap for a good friend of mine, he loves Christmas and we first starteted bonding over an old VHS of the movie. Nearly 30 yrs later we are still best buddies.
If this becomes a regular series, "10 Items I Never Showed You", might be the most easily repeatable format. Think of all the things Ashens' has never showed us.
and it works as an onlyfans series as well
mercy
@@trippcailean9594 asshens?
I'd rather not think of that, if you don't mind.
This week on "10 Items I Never Showed You": A credit card that expired in 1997! My favourite camping chair! The thing I keep locked in my attic!
"One of the worst designs of a sweet I've seen" - says the man who has tasted Jar Jar Binks's tongue.
I mean at least it looked like Jar Jar
He know where stands on that
One of the worst. That one was the worst
Allow him to forget.
Yeah, at this point he could get a lot of mileage out of "That's the second worst/ugliest/etc sweet I've ever seen!" Because Jar Jar will always be the worst.
This video made me remember Ashens hasn't blow-torched cheap tat in a while.
His doctor probably told him to stop huffing plastic fumes
He's not allowed to do that anymore....
@Leonard Persin His landlord or his doctor, in all likelihood.
iirc the blowtorch disappearing had something to do with demonetization? blowtorches too violent for 2021 toddler youtube
I want an ashens yo-yo with a sad onion on it
Sad onion Funko pop
Hey cool video with the six modded GameBoys dude! Nice work :D
Sick sad onion merch yasss
@@heggy_69 an Ashens funko pop for the sickest irony
@@niallscottanimation Perhaps the only funko I'd actually want
I seem to recall that in the original "Call of Cthulhu" rpg damage was listed as "Cthulhu will kill 1-3 characters per turn..."
If that's true it's amazing
@@bl4cksp1d3r Yup, it's true, I believe it was specifically that he eats that many per round. He also does (depending on dice rolls) up to 200 sanity damage per turn, when the player maximum is 100 normally. One later sourcebook added the rule that, if you were playing in a time period that had them, hitting Cthulhu with a nuclear bomb would only result in him regenerating an hour later, now lethally radioactive on top of all the other shit.
He was intended to be a game ender. All of the greater Mythos beings were, because one of the biggest themes in the original Mythos was that in the end, you were never really going to make a difference against these alien godlike beings.
@@passingrando6457 OK, I get that choice thematically... but that's kind of overlooking the part where, in the original story, Cthulu was driven off by spearing him with a ship's prow. He actually went down pretty easily, compared to your typical kaiju. Sure, he just went back to sleep, but that's still kicking the can down the road by a few centuries at least.
@@jasonblalock4429 Except he wasn't driven off by the ship, it just sailed through him. Go back and read it, Cthulhu's head was mostly reformed by the time he looked back. He basically shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep afterwards. Lovecraft responded to a similar question to yours in a letter, basically asking "would you bother waking fully to get up and chase a gnat that bit you while you were napping?"
Admittedly, humans don't pop like a jelly-filled water balloon, but he regenerates from literally everything. He doesn't need durability, he's like a sea cucumber and the T-1000 terminator fucked.
Thankfully, Narwhals protect us from him.
The art on the "Sticky" wrestlers packaging, looks less like they're wrestling and more like they are in the throes of sensual love.
Yes, professional wrestling.
What, Shaheed? You DON'T think professional wrestling look like men making love already?
They apparently spoon at the end lending further credence to this theory.
why do you think they are sticky
not really, one of the images is a choke
That Harry Potter thing looks like a section of a diseased lung. That great taste of emphysema!
Thank you, this one comment alone just made my day😂😂😂😂
TIL how a diseased lung looks like
eyy we got an Ashens celebrity here!
that thing seriously grossed me out too, like they couldn't have just dyed it a more palatable color?
My first thought was it looks like a placenta. Almost like Joanne was trying to spread her biological essentialism through the medium of licenced sugar products.
Not grey and black enough.
The fact that Ashens actually got the domain of that yoyo website and made it a joke link to a trailer for his movie is bloody genius XD
i like the that you actually went through the effort to register that URL and make an easter egg video just for a small gag
It was a nice little easter egg.
That promotional yoyo looks like it might be a proper Playmaxx ProYo II. They were quite popular as promotional items in the late 90s (the model came out in 96) due to the design (the sides were easy to print and change for whatever branding you wanted), but they're also a legit good yoyo. Multiple world records for solid axle yoyos were made with those things.
"its not far out of date"
followed immideatly by
"im gonna bite the dogs bum"
Oh ashens, never change
Have ordered that Ghostbusters incense burner - must have it! It's a pre-order presently...
It's the only way they learn
The website on that Yo-Yo just says: "O No You Got A Virus M8" and then there's a link that says "Lol just kidding". It leads to the trailer for Stuart's new movie.
He must have bought the domain of the website just to advertise the movie, smart thinking on his part
While friendfactory dot couk is just an Ashens easter egg, friendfactory dot com is trip to the edge of the uncanny valley.
Update: It now just gives a 404 proceed with care
The 'sushi' keyrings are riceballs. The 'odd-colored' one is a rice ball grilled in (usually) soy sauce. Delicious as hell to be fair!
The thing about delicious looking fake food ornaments, they always just make me wish I had the real thing
I think they are called onigiri
@@KKHell except a deep fried mars bar
I thought it was those fish eggs
I'm more amused than I should be at Prince charles being considered part of the Queens cinematic universe
Proof there is no tat too pointless to appear in an Ashens video.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear az
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
"Just tell me about the sad onions 😄"
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
"Okay, but how does that 40yo Fanta taste? 😁"
"THERE IS N"
"Sorry to interrupt, it's just I've spotted a crown...and it looks like it's inflatable! 😃"
"PLEASE LEAVE"
@@AxxLAfriku oh my god shut up
Mate, this channel started with Ashens reviewing a half-broken LCD game in a cheap plastic casing pretending to be a PSP. If anything the more pointless the tat, the more it belongs here.
Did you say tattoo?
You got scammed, those are onigiri keyrings, not sushi.
They could have at least put seaweed around them, or sesame seeds on the outside, or had filling showing through... They're so plain, utterly underwhelming 😅
@@bladepanthera the Gordon Ramsay of plastic
Jelly donuts, as Brock would say.
The tan-coloured one is probably supposed to be a fried/grilled onigiri, which is both a real thing and also delicious.
Jelly donut keychain*
"I'm gonna bite the dogs bum" - Stuart Ashen
It's better than the dog's bollocks.
It's the only way they'll learn.
A Dog's bum is the best part of a dog. Say what you will but it's the truth!!
That’ll teach em!
Those sticky gummy toys are great for finding all the hair soaked into carpets.
That sushi key-chain tat can be improved a bit with some strategically placed slips of electrical tape
I like the way you think, Rudi
I've tried modifying things like that before. It has to be good electrical tape or it will just end up sliding/falling off.
Using a yo-yo to advertise a website is the most 90s thing I've ever seen in years.
He also used it to advertise his movie
Ashens needed to release a set of Pogs for his movie
Clearly you have not played as Byleth in Smash Ultimate... the character made to unnecessarily promote a recent game and milk it for what it's worth.
That's a bloody old intro, still has the website address!
@McFlickers last year lasted about 50 years
I didn't even notice it was removed. I kept watching old ones when there were no new uploads.
"please, embark the helicopter"
-Old Arnie, Mr. Schwartzenegger himself, the Governator
"join me on my journey, and live for the foreseeable future"
"I can assure you I do not have a malignant growth"
@@brandoooon4688 i have no idea what that one is
@@mathieumarlaire IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!
Collecting a Funkopop of the queen is fun and all until you realize that she will likely still be on this earth longer than that plastic figurine.
Do you think it's counts as currency? It has her face on it 🤷🏼♀️ 😂
7 billion years from now, the sun has finally exploded. Queen Elizabeth, the only remainder of Earth, is floating in outer space, hoping to find another immortal creature for company.
@@FrenchToast663 I dunno, she might leave her physical form when the Golden Throne dies.
Yeah, about that….
@@darkmagicmage4526 oh but the main event has just begun, my friend. I said that she would outlast her Funkopop, I never said that she would necessarily be alive.
My first year in University one of my housemates had one of those Fuggler dolls. He named him Jimothy and I swear on nights I had exam stress I imagined him sneaking in to the room to steal my teeth.
Jimothy. 🤣
I have one of those! It's something else
My flatmate has about 10 and he put them in a summoning circle in my room while I was away. The memory of walking into my room again haunts me to this day
@@MZBrass the ritual was not complete
@@kanna-san. Probably for the best. That would probably have brought about the Antichrist.
If I recall correctly, Lovecraft named all the Eldritch creatures in such a manner that they were unpronounceable by the human tongue...it is the fans that have decided on many of the ‘correct’ pronunciations
I'm pretty sure that the investigator in Call of Cthulhu did mention a pronunciation of Cthulhu's name- though it was describing how the cultists who worshipped it pronounced the name, so very likely Cthulhu's true pronunciation is impossible, that's just the best they could do
Me telling myself "I do not need any more things"
Maybe the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner thing.
"Aaand...wrestling!" *listlessly unravels it's gooey gooness* I laughed inappropriately too hard at that.
that ghostbusters incense burner is genuinely really good! I mean, its a great replica, is more than a lump of plastic, and has a functional use!
Everyone has a drawer for random tat. Stuart must have an old PoundLand building completely filled.
You could make a really weird "Mount Rushmore" kinda diorama with those heads.
I was thinking they could replace the heads on the gummy monster
I was imagining a headband made out of them, one of those plastic ones, with all different tiny heads glued on, halo-ing your own head, a miniface tiara 😂
Ah that old Chef Excellence sound brings so much nostalgia
Jesus, I literally thought that gummy was just a number of pieces melted together.
Incense always makes me think of Adrian Mole, specifically the scene from the original TV series (and, well, the book it was based on, obviously) when he painted his Noddy wallpaper black and had to burn incense to cover up the smell of the paint fumes but the smell of the incense made his father think he was smoking marijuana.
I bought one of those teeth monsters back in 2015 and have had endless amusement from friends and family. The quality is sublime for the price
That incense burner is the most awesome thing I've seen today, and probably even yesterday 🤯
The last one would go well in a "top 10 toys that are usable as a buttplug" although anything can if you are brave enough i guess
Number 2. Giga Cactus
You don't want to know what Number 1 is.
@@jacksonpercy8044 is it that massive Lego Saturn V?
@@TheHutchy01 Wrong.
Hint: Pennsylvania Railroad.
The friend factory thing leads you to a Polybius Heist video
Omg, he told you not to go there. Now you have virus!
Only ashensoft can save your pc now. Buy for 39.99.
"A excellent antivirus."
I can't believe he had a custom yo-yo made for that joke
@@elfalcon666 yoyo might have been real since the website existed at one point, he just bought the domain that was for sale.
i think the yoyo is real, the website definitely existed before ashens presumably bought and changed the site (a few whois lookups show info being retrieved at various points between about 2014 and 2020 and of course its current registration), that and i looked through countless pages of countless custom yoyos and none of them looked like the one ashens has here
It's rather wild to watch these videos in a series, and then find out later that the last one I watched was uploaded 13 years ago and this one was just uploaded two years ago.
The consistency in quality is staggeringly hilarious.
This is like the return of 10 reviews in 10 minutes! Except we've had to sacrifice Dan and the timer and made it twice as long. Close enough.
The last item literally appeared in a ten reviews in ten minutes video
Everyone else: I hate COVID I want my life back
Ashens “I’m gonna bite the dogs bum”
4:44 “vaguely decent" was my nickname in high school.
5:25 Ah yes those stalwarts of Japanese cuisine, white rice and a hashbrown.
The wrestlers are obviously Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.
The funny thing about the Fuggler is my niece loved em. She has like 12 of the things. Proof that some kids still love gross, weird things.
I'm 44, never seen them before, but I want one now 😂
I'm lying, I want them all 🤭
Every time Ashens posts a video, I realize how much I missed them.
1:30 it’s actually pretty rare for the royal family to accept gifts, especially from a corporation. They don’t want some company to say “Hey! The queen uses my product! Buy it!”
That kinda happens though.
that toothy plushy is awesome, if i saw one in the shop it would be going home for sure
And with one throw away comments, Ashens made us all watch the trailer for Polybius Heist.... Well played Sir... Well played....
12:01
That thing looks like something you put on a shelf and wake up to it standing over you in the middle of the night
An Ashens video is like a warm hug. A warm hug of tat.
That or an article of sharticle
Is no one going to discuss the drawing on the back of the wrestlers looks like them going at it hard?
Yup. That's wrestling for you
Ashens a few months back: "DO YOU SEE?"
Ashens present day: "You see"
We see now bois
Just the thumbnail has me excited.
The thumbnail scared the living daylights out of me when I checked my subscriptions lmao 10/10 love it
That creepy raccoon is nightmare fuel.
I shit you not I got that thing for my little sister for Christmas and she loved it, so maybe we're the weird ones 😂
r/dontputyourdickinthat
@@herbiehusker1889 creepy trash panda
Damn you, Stuart! If you'd only showcased that yo-yo when you first got it, friendfactory would have taken off and we could all be sharing our yo-yo passion there now!
This is going to be absolutely gold.
And they were right
"Finally, after my long and grueling 10 hour shift at work, it's time to come home, relax, and check what new videos came out today in my sub feed and-"
*Sees video thumbnail*
ameno.mp3
The friendfactory URL already directs to an ashens video lol
Fuck now I have 15 viruses
@@SullySideUp Did you get... a Worm?
haha brilliant
So glad I'm not the only one who went there 😂🤣
Ashens: "Up yours Queenie!"
MI6: "That's the end of you then, sunshine!"
The Funko Plop looks like she should be the queen of the underground trolls from Disenchantment.
I took a long break from your vids. Finding out you heroforge'd chef excellence made me smile as I got into it in my several years away! Fun how life turns out
How can you make a funko pop of the queen, name it after her without being "endorsed or approved" by her and it's legal? Can you just make merch based on anyone or is the queen free real estate cause of her epic level 100 boss status in the UK?
Maybe it’s based on the movie character
If there's no copyright or similar around her and her name, then I guess they can do what they want. There's plenty of cheap, knock off Royal memorabilia and TV and movies seem to use them as they see fit.
People aren’t protected by copyright. In the same way that you can make and sell a painting of the queen, they can make a 3D model of her. Copyright would only come into play if you were using an existing photo of her or something, but even then the copyright belongs to the person who took the photo, not the subject of the photo.
Liz 2 ain't immortal, you know.
@@ZT742 likeness rights do exist and it's why you just can't make a tom cruise action figure.
Ah, that explains why youtube is reccomending this video out of the blue
What does? The queen?
Out of all the things you could've won the Wish lottery on, it had to be the random heads.
10:24 "Haunted and distracted" describes Daisy Ridley's acting method pretty well.
"don't tell me what to do you fascist" - ashens 2021
Facist Fuggler Toy not settling too well.
Yeah that made me cringe.
@@Skyrilla why
@@Skyrilla It's a joke, you hollow husk of a creature.
@@dogman9291 Tired of the same old jokes, you mindless consoomer.
The other Onigiri is fried. Thats why it's orange. Looked pretty cool to me.
Its perfectly okay to be wrong
cool indeed XD, don't know if mine are part of the same set, but I have a golden salmon sushi (rare one) and a wasabi and pickled ginger piles one.
fried onigiri is great
Oh lord, a thread of weebs
@@terrytheblackmage4799 question. Why would you assume its weebs and not just people who enjoy sushi type food, or actual japanese people?
I recently showed my son chef excellence, he now says stay fresh cheese bags upon exiting a room 🤣
i don't know why, but that's also one my favorite ashens lines, too.
If Chef Excellence was a wrestler, that'll be his catchphrase with Stuart as his manager.
I watched chef cuss of idubbz and maxmofo and all them lot lol we need that humor back
Not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of this kid who's mother shows him vintage RUclips classics instead of 70's music and minion memes. Lucky kid.
@@BurnsyMcBurn Hes well lucky, im like a really cool mum 🤣🤣
"What became of JK Rowling's decency."
Ashens is the best.
The fall of jk Rowling is so deep even ashens mocked her.. Ashens is mvp
Was not expecting queen related content from this year old video, ooof, awkward timing!
I have a lot of those fugglers and they're great. You got a really boring designed one. There's fluffy ones with 3 eyes, ones with long posable arms, ones based on yeti/bigfoot etc. They were originally made to order by a woman on etsy and we're far creepier back then. But then got their rights bought out after they were selling successfully. There's also a Ruggler which is a small fur rug with a fuggler head, I think there were only about 200 made for giveaway gifts at some gathering.
The "sushi" keyrings are in actuality onigiri
Still, two types of Onigiri is...really boring in comparison.
Thanks fkr the clarification for Stuart. Still yeah... perhaps a bit boring looking. 😬
"10 Items I never showed you"
And could have stayed that way, Stuart. Thanks for sharing
Those fuggler toys are horrifying lol. I remember when they first came out on store shelves, just staring at them wondering what the hell am i looking at.
Arnie, Willis and Ridley make a pretty good Mount Rushmore.
That Funko Pop is gonna get Tea spilled on it , have to feed the queen .
A sherry you mean? She's rather partial to it
A little annoyed by the five-pointed star on the bottom of the Cthulu figure, since the five-pointed star is a symbol of the Elder Gods, who are the enemies of the Old Ones, but that's just because I'm a pedantic twerp.
(Ashens brings out the Ghostbuster trap)
GANNON SENSE ACTIVATED!
i like his voice.... not even his accent just his VOICE. its so satisfying to listen to.
0:23 well that didn't age well.
Fr lmao
that funko pop might be worth something now.
I've got two pet raccoons, I've just ordered two fugglers for the kids
The "fuggler" reminded me of that late night BBC2 Claymation show..."Rex the Runt!"
Great programme!
Well, it was supposed to be late night, but I remember it being shown uncensored at 5pm one Christmas, much to my delight.
There's also the Scruffy Scruff fake toy ad from The Aquabats! Super Show! It has the same horrifying teeth.
We've got about 17 fugglers in our house. The Entertainer was selling them for like £3.50 each so we just sort of went buck-wild. I've never seen the raccoon thoug... and now I want it. (I've also got a 'Chase' fuggler which is a rare find and has a golden button-hole)
What the fucking fuck, I dont even know how to process your last sentence.
I bought one for a friend who loves creepy dolls. She thought it was adorable.
@@jamies641 sounds like my sister
@@Foreskin-Forest Hah. 'Chase' just means rare. 1 in however many in a box that goes to stores will be a rare verson and the button on its' butt is golden. Also it's teeth and eyes glow in the dark.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that cut at 3:16
I am responsible for item 1 and I regret nothing.
UPDATE : I was also apparently responsible for item 3 I think. The regrets are still absent though.
They will haunt my mind forever, thanks Dave.
Great moves Dave, keep it up, proud of you.
Funko Queen and Gummy Cerebrus
@@fuzer909 to be honest I do think that is the POINT of Funko Pops lol
@@jacksonpercy8044 Sarcasm detected... ha.
"The only limit to the fun is your own imagination" = There's actually no fun here, you need to supply your own.
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
The wrestlers were so bad that Ashens phased them out of existence.
“I mean I’ve seen worse wrestling matches, just not very often”. Oh god, Ashens has sat through Sharmell Vs Jenna Morasca? Poor guy.
I immediately spotted the Cerberus once you tilted it so that it caught the light; not sure it's something that would appeal as a sweet though!
FriendFactory just reminds me of FriendFace (IT Crowd).
The Fuggler Emporium is a small business, the lady used to make them by hand but they are now collectable and sought after. We have 2 :) love them! And the lady who made them is so nice and so hardworking - please DO buy one for your kids!! Great video Stuart :)
To the person who registered that domain since this video was uploaded, I salute you!
that queenie funko pop might be worth something now
almost nothing, but something
'Fuggler', was modelled on Cherie Blair! 😂
That Cthulhu reminds me of those Mold-A-Matic wax injection mold animals you could get out of machines at the Zoo.
That person who was asking Liz for one of the dolls sounds a lot like the queen 😂😂
that sushi keyring looks like a god damn tater tot lmao
Suggestion for the intro, have your character run on screen from the side and punt the word "Everything" and then in a darth maul voice go "It must go"
Darth Maul had a voice?!
@@fluidthought42 yeah. He just wasnt very chatty when he fights.
But he talks more in Clone Wars and, weirdly, Solo.
I'll probably have to get that Ghostbusterstrap for a good friend of mine, he loves Christmas and we first starteted bonding over an old VHS of the movie. Nearly 30 yrs later we are still best buddies.