Goku: swole than a bih Gohan: *bih* Goku: since you talking shit Gohan:*shit* Goku:i might feed your mom Gohan: *what*? Goku: *THE WHOLE DAMN TIP* Gohan: *OKAY*! whole shit killed all might
1 year later i still come here to see deku say "lay that pipe" edit: it's been 2 years and I'm still here 2nd edit: It's been 3 years and i still think that lay that pipe is clean asf 3rd edit: 4 years later and although all might already retired, he at least clapped back
@Jocelyn Cheung but deku got the power from all might because all might wanted to give it to him, he didn't want to give to it goku bc goku stole his hair. Therefore goku shouldnt have the one for all rap power
250 subs with no videos challenge also goku can’t just take all mights power from eating his hair lmao you do eat his hair but he has to want to give your or pass you it or nothing happens
No doubt, Deku is a great hypeman. I still think All Mights last sesh was better than anything Goku said. It just sounded better idk. How are you to judge?
Lol. Goku didn't gain the One For All quirk. The owner of the quirk have to want u to have the quirk so the quirk can grow stronger. All Might quirk is the 2nd oldest quirk in the series.
I love the fact that goku says he needs no quirk but he stole one for all To everyone saying I guess he didn't watch bnha I did but he stole it in the animation
@@RoxxiesGenesis Two probs with this. One: This is not the actual anime/manga so nothings cannon. Two: He saw midoriya eat the hair, realized that gives him power, stole it then visibly gained power. If we follow cannon then he gains nothing right? This means he did steal quirk otherwise the scene/verse shouldn't have happened.
@@user-ck9tb4fv2x It just means the dudes who made this didn't realize it could only be transferred willingly, or something along those lines. Mistakes
I love how Gohan just hypin up Goku while he talks about cheating on his mom
‘-----‘ never noticed that
Best comment of the year 😂😂😂
Jimmy Carter 😂😂
Jimmy Carter has
Lol
Comment of the deacade
Goku:I dont need no Quirk
Gohan:Quirrrkk.
I love that part
We almost hit 1million
GOKU inspired all might charecter creation
Goku: I don't need no quirk. **stole all mights quirk**
Goku: swole than a bih
Gohan: *bih*
Goku: since you talking shit
Gohan:*shit*
Goku:i might feed your mom
Gohan: *what*?
Goku: *THE WHOLE DAMN TIP*
Gohan: *OKAY*!
whole shit killed all might
I'll give you're ass the woork
"And that, Gohan, is why you never do crack." - Goku 2019 😂
But Goku himself did crack.
Lmao
the first good lesson from goku
@@kevin-ft2dd 😂
My favorite line in this
“And that gohan is why you never do crack”
He did him dirty
Goku ain't have to say that
I’ve learnt my lesson today
Nah do crack IT FEELS GOOOOD
Still watching and it gets me everytime
Goku with All Might face from the front looks terrifying.
The scariest shit i have ever seen
2:31
What about goku
sans goku
He dose not deserve my face
So what did we learn today?
*”Never do Crack.”*
- Son Goku
XD
1 year later i still come here to see deku say "lay that pipe"
edit: it's been 2 years and I'm still here
2nd edit: It's been 3 years and i still think that lay that pipe is clean asf
3rd edit: 4 years later and although all might already retired, he at least clapped back
facts
Same
"YEAH AIGHT" is my reasoning
FACTS
Same
Goku: "Hey your a pride trooper."
I died laughing 😂😂
Bro same, I’m just like I know who a prod trooper is. Pride Trooper:Bakugo: emphasis on the pride
Cuz The Pride Troopers like Jiren and Toppo
Same
Deku:takes a hair
Goku: *TAKES THE MAN'S WEEVE*
"Weeve"
And that Gohan is why u never do crack
Yet it instantly grows back
onefastrx7 Universe 7's galactic warrior
Yeah man, that hair is pretty special! 😅
Lol
"And that Gohan is why you never do crack" LMAO 😂
Lol best part
Only reason why this video is going to have millions of viewers just of that part
@@nodon21 nope that's not true
Funny vines hell😅😅
Sans theskeleton or both
Deku:give me some hair emm I fell stronger
Goku:that's it *snatches whole pound of hair*
Jy'ron Flanders yeah we know that happened
Should of ate all of his hair
Jy'ron Flanders but like it wouldn’t do anything
My Mans robbed the plug a whole QP
Goku be cheap because he don’t got bars
Imagine Deku's mom watching him saying words like that
Lol she wouldn’t like that
😂😂 tragic
.
BREAKING NEWS
Oh gosh
He ded.
Most unexpected thing to find in my notifications today
I'd like the video before I even watched it because I know the rap battle was going to be really good
Same
I been waiting bro
Fr
lol me to
Goku: did u say bars
Me:goku already starting with the hot fire I see
Lmaaaao how has no one commented on this yet
Savage Naruto, Goku starts off cuz he knows that he could probably defeat All Mighty in this rap battle
Goku: I don’t need no quirk
*takes all mights quirk*
OH the irony
Cee Jeyy he didn’t need it but he got it
Man I thought the same shit as soon as he said it lol!
One for all can't be transfered by force
Without his permission
Goku: "I don't need no quirk"
Also Goku: stole All Might's quirk to win
No , you cant steal one for all , the person has to be wanting to give it to him therefore , goku didnt have his quirk bozo
@Jocelyn Cheung but deku got the power from all might because all might wanted to give it to him, he didn't want to give to it goku bc goku stole his hair. Therefore goku shouldnt have the one for all rap power
@@Pxrlayss seriously
@@Aaaaaa-dr4pk what can I say I like to debate
@Jocelyn Cheung You clearly haven't watched the anime dawg
We gonna need a round 2 with Goheezy vs Yung Midoriya 😂🔥
Trickster __ we need people to see this
YESSSS!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yes!
Yes bro we do
Trickster __ HELL YES
Gohan just jumps In out of nowhere and is like:
Gohan: SKKKRT
0:31
Im just disappointed how Allmight didn't roast on Goku about being a better dad for Deku than Goku is for Gohan lol
SheLovesMyGlock - GOHEEZY
i was literally fixing to comment that
He was actually already there
*Snatches whole pound of hair*
Goku: I don't need no quirk
Lol so true. This comment is legendary
Lmao i was about to comment that
ikr
Lol well technically he can't because both parties have to give concent for the transfer of one for all
@[:]Cl4ze[:] no he fights evil becuse of his own selfish desires
"That was only 5% of my full power" 😂
Ain’t you are dead?!
@@rickiejohnson3740 it seems that u need grammarly😂( no offense)
@@Yvngkid_ right that’s how you spell u right ?
@@rickiejohnson3740 yes but you said ain't are you dead insted of aren't you dead or ain't you dead
@@Yvngkid_ damn u rlly gotta do him dirty
"And that Gohan is why you never do crack..."
*PARENT 100*
Parenting "over 9000"
😂
Snir Ambaya how do you make ur letter black.
And because his dad said not to do crack he won't do crack
@@mjszn2111 I found put you could do by adding a * on each end
"Swole than a bih"
best goku dis 2019
😝
You might want to reread the definition of a diss.
Dominic Campbell The bih is all might so it is a diss
@@dominiccampbell181 grow up my nigga
@@ryanmoyo5854 Then all of you might want to brush up on your slang as well.
Swole than a bih is the same as saying I'm swole as hell.
"I get Bread, Plus Ultra on the Check."
🔥 🔥 🔥
Hottest bar of 2019 lol
Ricardo Rodriguez definitely hot line 🔥
🔥🔥
That was straight doo doo
Ricardo Rodriguez Lol 😂
That shit killed me
The way Deku landed that "SET" was nice
Goku knows about pride troopers
Gohan from Cell Saga shows up
SSJ9K: Reality can be whatever I want
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YES! I was wondering who would catch it
I just gave it up to time travel. Time travel explain err thang.
250 subs with no videos challenge also goku can’t just take all mights power from eating his hair lmao you do eat his hair but he has to want to give your or pass you it or nothing happens
@@cooldrop02 DAMMIT TRUNKS WE SAID NO MORE TIME TRAVEL!!
Goku:Did u just say bars?
Me:learned from jiren rapbattle i see
He already knew that bc he told Vegeta is was harder than it looks in the broly vs rap
awesomechic17 but holy went against jiren before he went against broly
All might I might take ur wife
All might: why yes I did
This makes me hate being black and glock realy fuck.
Can I have some more hair
*OF COURSE YOUNG MIDORIYA*
Me: pause
*HE WANTS THE DNA!*
**cough** pause **cough**
Midoriya on some sus shit
Ha... Course 😂
I actually paused the video right there lol
2:24 he was spitting fire no cap
All Might had this.
I was legit waiting for a “United States of Smash” reference
LOKI,this was a legendary rap battle!!!!
.
“Hey you’re a pride trooper”
Allmight: ._.
WotDafuqIsdis
@@Mike-rz8qb .
This man Deku actually asked for hair and then Goku snatches his whole wig
Yea honestly, that was as funny as Superman fans trying to defend Superman in DeathBattle
@Samuel Zhou I didn't even notice that
worst is if it was following the anime they would need his actual free will to use it
Omg that was so funny 🤣😂
Lol
"If you had a chain, I'm snatchin that thang, give it to the gang" got me vibin bruhhh
"And that Gohan why u never do crack." Best advice from Goku 😂😂😂
And possibly the first bit of fatherly advice that didn't involve getting his son beaten.
Facts
ma..ma.. mama sa.. ma.. mama said
Yo, yo, that is WHACK
Wep
Goku: i dont need no quirkkkk
*TAKES ALLMIGHTS QUIRK*
Devonte Neal 😂
@@Zieennn 😆
they're not supposed to take one for all, unless the bearer wants it, goku could not take one for all unless all might want to
oOf
@Ricky Singh true
"LAY THA PIPE!!"
Deku replacing Gohan as the best adlibber just from that.
AoxxTheHero facts
Straight fucking facts
That was ssjs best beat drop EVER
Hell naw , Gohan was better deku just sounds stupid
No doubt, Deku is a great hypeman. I still think All Mights last sesh was better than anything Goku said. It just sounded better idk. How are you to judge?
Goku: I don't need no quirk.
Me: you just snatched All Might's hair and took his Quirk to be a better rapper.
"If u had a chain, I'm snatching that thang, give it to the gang"
That was heated
XD
Va obsolescencia
Hsjdvsmsgwksvqkcskcwk
“And that gohan, is why you never do crack” had me lmao
sethy-_- That murdered me 🤣lmfaooo
Dude that was the best im still laughing
deku in the back: "Yeah aight”
We all know that shit slapped
On god one of the best parts of the whole battle
Deku plus ultra ➕👍
Bust down thotiana
It's aight not "ight"
When deku said *"Lay da pipe!"* BRUHH THAT WAS SO SMOOTH
Yes :)
"I get bread plus ultra on the check"
Come on now, we all know that was the best line.
Nah but this time all might layin pipe was best part
meliodas
LAY THE PIPE!
@It's White Panthwr Gaming lol
Yes best line
@@thebiggestcartifanever that one was best too
*And that Gohan is why you never do crack* I'M DEAD RIGHT NOW 😂 😂
Omg goku got bars
YEAH
Damn, you beat me to it!😂😂
I WAS IN THE SCENCE WHEN I WAS READING THIS XD
2:58
Goku: I don’t need no quirk
Also goku: get hair from all might
Takes his hair/quirk
He don't he just made it even
JCCOOLLUKE 1 u stupid the hair is from all might and he stole it
U are
Goku can go ssjb or ultra rapstinct but he used strategy so he used the quirk
After watching the first few episodes of MHA, the portrayal of All Might here is so accurate and funny at the same time.
Goku: *takes one for all from All-Might
Also Goku: I don't need no quirk
😭
goku is dumb as fuck in this
I was about to comment this 😂
😂😂😂
@@link2024 "goku is dumb" and this is suprising to you why?????
"And that gohan is why you never do crack"
Had me dead😂😂
ME TOO😁😁😁
Me three
Me 4
Official Goku Kamehameha song here ruclips.net/video/OB8EbqPpFD4/видео.html leave your opinion and #Like for support
Same
I Dont need no quirk
*STEALS ALL MIGHTS HAIR*
Exactly
People said this before you
One for All can’t be stolen anyways
@@stezaru557 shushe
It’s cause goku didn’t even know if that was even a quirk
“All might yeah I might just take ya wife, get the dragon balls cause I might just take ya life”
“YEAH AIGHT”
Hardest verse in the whole thing lol
All Might: I Am HeRe.
Goku:Hey YouRe a PrIdE TrOoPeR.
😂😂😂🤣
Thanks
“Hey allmight can I get more hair” this part got me good😂😂
Oof
I know I was in class watching that part and burst out laughing 😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣
Right 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So he has long long hair
Get the dragonballs cause I might just take your life
-All Might(Jump Force)
0
:')
Dad might>goku
-imo-
Saw this comment at this part
Goku: I'm bout to get in that a*s all might: HEY NO ONE IS GOING IN MY A*s
Goku: "I don't need no Quirk."
So we all didn't just watch you snatch "One For All"?
#SymbolOfPeace
Nah he took "bars for all"
Lol
he had to get in that ass lmao
He didn’t know the definition of a Quirk probably.
Sans • ᗠᑌՏƬƬƛLЄ 『Jʊɖɢɛ ǟռɖ Ex͓̽ɛƈʊȶɨօռɛʀ』 no bruh he took bars for fire
Goku: and that Gohan is why you never do crack
Thugs: let's do more crack
No nappa says that not thugs
Lol
Lol
Why would the thugs smoke that they selling it
@@chrisdawarlordtriggacollie you never know what goes on in the mind of a thug or nappa lol
Looks like Goku got a *Rap Zenkai Boost* after Jiren
Ceasarrrr
When goku and gohan said “ayeeee” was fire
Goku vs. All Might
The rap battle we never knew we needed
Name: Goku
Quirk: Bars
FACTS
Bloodtype: Saiyan Bars
Favorite food: Yo Chick
On God
Definition: He spits fire to get your girl's thong
Name: Goku
Quirk: Bars
Favorite food: Your chick
Career: Getting to that ass
I guess you could say...
All Might got his weave SNATCHED!!
Gacha Potato 😂
Ayyyy!
XDDDDDDDDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gacha Potato,more like eating it
His weave? Snatched and has became a snack.
"yeah aight!"
"money!"
"lay da pipe!"
- Yung midoriya, the best hypeman of ssj9k history
Goku: "I don't need no quirk"
Goku not even a minute before: *eats crap ton on all might's hair and gets quirk*
Lol. Goku didn't gain the One For All quirk. The owner of the quirk have to want u to have the quirk so the quirk can grow stronger. All Might quirk is the 2nd oldest quirk in the series.
@@WatermanIII it's not the second oldest he said one for all was made to defeat all for one
Goku's new quirk is sensu for one.
When he said he didn’t need a cork I was like hold up wait a minute then what happened to half of All mights hair
Goku didn’t even need the quirk... he could’ve just gone Kaioken times 20 and burnt All Might alive easily
I laughed so hard when goku just ripped his hair and ate it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SO TRUE
Yeah bruh
Fuckin same
Same 😂😂😂
Goku da fuck you idiot
"Goku in this thang"
🤣🤣🤣
It's funny how goku was lowkey whispering haha
Agumon2509 looking so creepy with it as well
Adrian Blake-Williams
Yeah, those eyes were crazy weird! Like, cool, but weird. All-Might made the eyes work tho.
Agumon2509 he's doing a 21 savage
The Avatar that’s so true 😂
The Way Deku says neck is majestic 💀
Almight: *spits*
Goku: ``and that Gohan is why you never do crack''
Goku: I dont need no quirk
Aslo goku: steals almights hair to get his quirk
No one said Goku was smart haha
One for All can only be passed voluntarily, so no... Goku didn't get the actual quirk. Just... Saiyan!!
@@RedDragonForce2 ok dude you don't need to be so technical
Chance Reed you copied me
I don’t know why he did that he could’ve gone SSJB or something
Can we get over the fact that Midoriya low-key is the best hype man in history.
It's White Panthwr Gaming Can you imagine if the rest of kids in class 1-a saw this video?
It's White Panthwr Gaming They would probably ask him so many questions
It's White Panthwr Gaming Im pretty sure bakugo would be stumped.
It's White Panthwr Gaming And they would constantly be asking who goku was.
?
I love how goku plucks All might's Hairs out like it was nothin
“Did you say bars”💀😂
Goku finna go in
Low-key he was finna take an L if he ain't steal all might's hair
@@RaekwonPage No he just Gannon go ultra instink
It almost turned him on, when mentioned.
@@maskedgod535 grammar
"If you had a chain, im snatching that thang. Give it to the gang" Straight 🔥🔥🔥
facts
No
@@Therealchunion yes
Goku dropped some serious heat on that boi
ong
Great video 😂 but lemme ask the question that really matters. Who’s a better hype man, Gohan or Deku?
Like: Gohan
Comment: Deku
Deku
Your mom
Deku
Deku
All Might: “We right and you’re wrong! Your girl all over my shlong.”
Nobody:
Deku: ALL OVER THAT DIICCCK!
Deku
Deku: ALL OVER THAT-
Mama Midorya: IZUKU!!!
Goku: and that gohan is y you don’t do crack
Thug nappa: DID SOMEONE SAY CRACK
Hood Vegeta GAAAD DAAAAMMET NYAPPA!
😂
You still remember that
Yeah that crack skit was funny, 😂
Bruuuuuuuuhhhh 😂😂😂😂
1:20 "LAY DA PIPE" have never been a strong line before until now 😂🔥🔥
This time All might be laying the pipe
@@richardboyd6034 LAY DA PIPE
That was 🔥 🔥 🤣
Everyone flipping out from gohan's skrrrt.
*I'm flipping out from Midoriya's cursing.* 1:03
XD
YEAH ALL UP ON THAT DICK!!! XD
Gohan skrrt is make me moving it
"YEAHH BITCH"
1:04 dipshit
Also 1:41
XD
I only re-watch this for Deku, best hypeman on the set
SET!
First Verse: It's ight
Second and Third Verse: Oh Shit!!!!
That was fire
2:07 Let that Goku Rematch Jiren BASE FORM xD
Yeah that'd Lit!
Nice to see you here
Oh that shit is over whis power level!
Yup
JaxBlade lol
Goku: Imma give your mom the whole damn tip
Me: DAAAAAMN
All might:Get the dragon balls cuz i might take your life
Me:done
i seriously need a
"did you say... 'bars....?"
t-shirt
My man just ripped off his hair casually
Also “no ones allowed in my ass!” 😂😂
Where's Zarbon when you need him to go, "Oooohohooo."
furybader1234 goku just ripped his hair out like a carrot in the ground and he ate it like one too😂
😂😂
Yes
“SWOLE THAN A BIH” I died bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
*Yea aight* 😂😂
I love the fact that goku says he needs no quirk but he stole one for all
To everyone saying I guess he didn't watch bnha I did but he stole it in the animation
I'm guessing you didn't watch BNHA.....
Prolly not
Ima tell them. One For All can only be transferred willingly.
@@RoxxiesGenesis Two probs with this. One: This is not the actual anime/manga so nothings cannon. Two: He saw midoriya eat the hair, realized that gives him power, stole it then visibly gained power. If we follow cannon then he gains nothing right? This means he did steal quirk otherwise the scene/verse shouldn't have happened.
@@user-ck9tb4fv2x It just means the dudes who made this didn't realize it could only be transferred willingly, or something along those lines. Mistakes
Goku:And that Gohan is why you never do crack......
This part really got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You dont get paper, you just get wrecked."
Lmfaooo biggest truth.
I mean Goku still wins at the end lol besides Zamasu
That shit was fye but low-key creepy the way Goku looked 😂😂🔥🔥
Let's get to a million
Ikr
Zach The Saiyan Gaming XD
and that gohan is why you don't do crack
Goku-might 2019
Gohan doesn't give a Damn if Goku talks about cheating on his Mother!🤣🤣🤣
All Might: "Spittin fire all over the song!"
Endeavor, Shoto, Dabi: "Y'all, WHAT!?"
It’s okay. All-Might Goku isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
All-Might Goku:
All-ku
Go-Might
All might Goku : SWOLE IN DR BIH
Swole-ku
Symbol of ki
Why is midoria psychotic in this video??
One for all= crack confirmed
Sauske and haku (zabuza sidekick) vs todoroki and a surprise bars appearance from dabi.
SSJ MAKE IT HAPPEN
When Goku toke all might’s hair he basically going kaioken 3
"And that gohan is why you never do crack", Had me dying laughing😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Goku:
That was low key fire
All might:
Yeah I know
Endeavor: No the fuck it wasn't
Goku: Hey you're a pride trooper!
Me: GOKU ALREADY WON
Lol
@@ballboi-hm4zz XD
lol
"That, Gohan, Is why you never do crack.." Best father ever.
My Hero Academia: *eats hair for power*
Dragon Ball Z: *Grows Hair For power*
One Punch Man: *Loses Hair for power*
LoL
I am glad I got hair then. Lmao
League of legends??
@Adolf Hitler who to be exact?
@Adolf Hitler ooooohhhh. I feel dumb now. Lol.
And naruto: spiky hair for power
Sayains in the hood
nappa: Crack!!!
Goku vs All Might
Goku:an thats why gohan you should never do crack
steven vargas that’s exactly what I watched before this video coincidence I THINK NOT!
They both spit low-key hot fire!!! Keep it up
Deku's "LAY DA PIPE" was legit so smooth
Yes :)
Yup.
@@d1vy4n3h yeah too.