Alto Company CEO be Like - Mishraji bas ek sponser ker dijiye😅 Edit- Thanks for 1K Likes IInd Edit - Thanks for 2.6K likes😂 But reality is "Thar Sabka Baap hai"😈
Fattu hote h aadhe dekha h mena uttrakhand m ek tractor wale 3 4 Delhi wale londo ko akela pel dia tha hwa m ud rhe the sale dalle M khud NCR s hu lakin acha h ki Delhi s nh hu Ghaziabad s hu Jha s up ki starting hoti h Isi liye up walo s bach k rha kro nh to gaand m danda daal k ghuma denge😂
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Pehle Hindi bhasha to dhang se bol lo Rom Rom nhi Ram Ram🙏 hota hai.. aur UP walo ko delhi mat bulao. Poore UP se sirf 8वी कक्षा के एक चौथाई लौंडे चले जाए तो तुम्हारा NCR हग देगा। UP की पब्लिक और बदमाशों को तो रहने दो तुम तुम्हारा दिल्ली और हरियाणा समझ नही पाएगा दिमाग चाय उसके लिए।
Iska yehi kam hai toilet saaf karta hoga tabhi ye boli hai kar defender CD that aur aaj that va alto kar defender jiti aur aaj thar pata nahi isko mental problem hai
मैं हूं यूपी का , रहता दिल्ली में हूं और हरियाणा में भी जाट और गुर्जर अपने भाई हैं, इसलिए नो बकवास हम सब हिंदुस्तानी हैं ।।🇮🇳जय हिंद🇮🇳 तिरंगे को सलाम वीर शहीदों को नमन 🙏🙏
@@vlogerboyaditya235 jiske Ghar me Mishra jaise naukar honge uske pass itni fhursat ka time nhi hoga ki video k comments sections me aake comment padhe aur phir uspe apne hi muh se apni hi taareef kre 🤣🤣🤣🤣 jiske pass hota h wo dikhata nhi h 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣 joke of the year ncr walo ko ncr m hi maara h kitni baari UP or Bihar k ladko ne.... NCR walo ki gaand m dum nh hai jo dhoowadhar maar pit kr le phle phone milaynge baap, bhai ko bulayenge fir bakchodi krnge itne m to UP Bihar m mamla saltiya diya jaata hai.... Hamare me ek kahawat hai kha ka pasri or maair ka sasri smjhe......
मनोरंजन तक ही रखिए ऐसे सीन को,,,बाकी सत्य घटनाओं पे आयेंगे तो यूपी का एक सिपाही भी गाड़ फाड़ने का बुता रखता है ऐसे नेतावो का,,,ठंडा माहौल बाबा के सरकार की प्रथम प्राथमिकता है😂
@@MursyedDarkness Nah is not trash Is A very useful for middel class family for low cost price but People made fun of this car and it could not reach to the middle class family You don't understand this car.
Are jo bhi inko gali dena chahta hai like kro🧐🤨
Full abusing word
🎉 madhar 73
F😅 XD
delhi main akar dekhke chu
Kisko tumko kya tb to like krunga
Shai ke he rah o bhai 🤬🤬
Alto be like. इतनी इज्जत मुझे आज तक नही मिली 😂
West Delhi ao.
land pe h merw ye gaadi
Alto ki jitni izzat Mila he...apki nhi mila hoga...😊💪♥️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kiya bhai aapko Indian company aage baad ते hoa dekha nahi jaata😡😡🤬
Kon kon mishra mental ko chapri
manta hai
MC hai sala
Me
Yess
Me
100%
Kon kon isse Dil se chapri Manta he😅😅😅
Kon kon essa tej chalta hai 🎉
मैं तो इसे मेंढक के जमात का मानता हूँ
😅😅😅😅😅😅😂
@@AAYUSHPARIHAR-uu6qx
😮
Lord Alto is bad
Kis kis ko yea mental lagta hea 😂😂
Edit - Mea famous ho gaya
Mere ko bhai
Mere ko
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😆😆😆😆😆😍😍🇮🇳💔💔💔💔💔💔🛏️🚈🚝🚅🚄🚙🚙🚙🚘🚘
Are Bhai lagta nehi yeh pura mental hi hai.
@@sakshamgamer3806❤ FIR madrachod Bach Ke Rahana Brahman se Panga Le gana
Alto Company CEO be Like - Mishraji bas ek sponser ker dijiye😅
Edit- Thanks for 1K Likes
IInd Edit - Thanks for 2.6K likes😂
But reality is "Thar Sabka Baap hai"😈
😂
Alto company 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai maruti suzuki company hai
Bro I think you don't know meaning of sponsor
Iske baad jarur ayga sponsered.
😂😂😂😂
कौन कौन इसको गाली देना चाहते हो
Me
Ma bhut gali dana chata hu asa asa bolie dand roj hei milta ha muja bhai 🤣
me
Usko nikal bolke khud nikal gya 😂😂
Jo Jo Mishra ji ko choutiya smajh ta ha vo like kra
Ddtte में योगदान रहा
सच बात तो ये है की मिश्रा जी असली एनसीआर वालों से कभी मिले नही 😂
Shi bole bhai
Wo kahawat suna hai na
Apna gali me kutta bhi ser
Jis din ncr walo se mil gya ..... Neta giri iske pichwade m ghus jayegii
😂😂i agree
Fattu hote h aadhe dekha h mena uttrakhand m ek tractor wale 3 4 Delhi wale londo ko akela pel dia tha hwa m ud rhe the sale dalle M khud NCR s hu lakin acha h ki Delhi s nh hu Ghaziabad s hu Jha s up ki starting hoti h Isi liye up walo s bach k rha kro nh to gaand m danda daal k ghuma denge😂
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Set dal
Bhai aak baar NCR me aa ke dekh le pata chal jya gya
ROM ROM
UP 🔱🔥🗿
Pehle Hindi bhasha to dhang se bol lo Rom Rom nhi Ram Ram🙏 hota hai.. aur UP walo ko delhi mat bulao. Poore UP se sirf 8वी कक्षा के एक चौथाई लौंडे चले जाए तो तुम्हारा NCR हग देगा। UP की पब्लिक और बदमाशों को तो रहने दो तुम तुम्हारा दिल्ली और हरियाणा समझ नही पाएगा दिमाग चाय उसके लिए।
@@Babuaaa001Yogi ji 🗿🗿💀💀
Behind the scenes - चल अब मेरी थार दे और ये पकड़ तेरी alto K10😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
alto k10*
@@gobindkumar7890 bhai only alto
Hah😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alto K10 6,00,000 ka hai
Or ye Alto 800 hai 3,00,000 ka
मार-मार के सियार बना देंगे - was epic 😂😂😂
Edit- Thanks for 300 Likes
😂😂😂😂
Firse edit karlo 200 ho gye😊
@@fff.fantastic3640 Thanks 😊
Tthar
रील तो ठीक है लेकिन रीयल में NCR वालों से मत फंस जाना वरना पिछवाड़ा भुल जाओगे 😅😅
😂इसे समझ ना आ रही कोई दिल्ली हरियाणा का जाट इसे serious ले गया तो up से उठा कर गांड का गुड़गांव बना देगा😂
Are ye south Delhi ka ladka ni south Delhi vale ladke ka Haga hua hai 😂
Abhi tum UP ke purvanchal side me aaye nhi ho yha shooter milenge gand me goli marenge
Are up wale samne ho na toh sabki nikal jaygi 😂😅
Tum bhoole baithe ho
भैया जी ऑल्टो से चल रहे हैं वह अपने आजमगढ़ जिले का है इसीलिए इसको लाइक करें❤❤
Thar be like --- kal mujhe video me lekar meri tarif karega 😅😅
😂
thar❤❤😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Iska yehi kam hai toilet saaf karta hoga tabhi ye boli hai kar defender CD that aur aaj that va alto kar defender jiti aur aaj thar pata nahi isko mental problem hai
Bhia wo sab to thik hai lekin thar sabka baap hai thar be like - baap baap hota hai beta beta hota hai 😎😎Jo agree hai vo like kro
4 thar hai uske pass pagal
Lagta Hai Atik ke baad aap hi ka Number hai 😂😂
😂
Har har yogi❤❤❤
@@lifeisajoke1f Jay Shree Ram 🚩⚔️🚩
Jay Yogi ji maharaj 🫡🚩⚔️🚩
😂😂😂😂
Mishra ji Ko gali dena Bala button
👇
Song name :- AFTERHOURS 🔥🔥⚡⚡
thank u
Thanks bhai
Thank you so much 😊🙏
Thx me yahi dekne ke liye aaya tha
Thx bhai very much
नेताजी ने Alto पूरी रोड़ से नीचे उतार ली 😂😂😂
Thar vale ki acting 😂😂 ok bro
Edit- thanks for 110 likes 🥴
Hahaha 🤣🙏
Ha jii 😊
@chhaya khare hello ji
@@rajeevvlog7995gbdggdcb
Pitne ka Naya tarika 😂😂
मैं हूं यूपी का , रहता दिल्ली में हूं और हरियाणा में भी जाट और गुर्जर अपने भाई हैं, इसलिए नो बकवास हम सब हिंदुस्तानी हैं ।।🇮🇳जय हिंद🇮🇳 तिरंगे को सलाम वीर शहीदों को नमन 🙏🙏
Uncle ji aapka naam kya hai please bata dijiye❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂We are from Uttar Pradesh
Love from Haryana (HR)❤❤❤
@@RajeshPachori-ny1nu बेटा अपने बड़ों का नाम जानकर क्या करोगे , अभी अंडे से बाहर आए हो ठीक से चलना बोलना सीख लो , अपनी लोफड़ गिरी करो 😂😂😂😂👍👍
Sahi baat👍
SABAS DOST ME BHI HARYANA SE
Mishra ji aaya kabhi NCR - Gurgaon 🙏
Mishra ji bhot bol te hai 😅😂
Mishra ji hug denge ncr walo ke samne ... Yahan video Wale dialogue nahi chalte 😂
Aao kabhi u.p 😂
Mishraji aao kabhi noida
@@TR.Trade. aao kbhi bihar sidha road rage murder
मिश्रा जी, जिस गाड़ी में बैठते है उस गाड़ी की कीमत ऑटोमैटिक बढ़ जाती है.. ❤
Sharm Karo yar feku
Mishra Jaise mere Ghar Naukar hain
@@vlogerboyaditya235😂😂😂
@@vlogerboyaditya235 jiske Ghar me Mishra jaise naukar honge uske pass itni fhursat ka time nhi hoga ki video k comments sections me aake comment padhe aur phir uspe apne hi muh se apni hi taareef kre 🤣🤣🤣🤣 jiske pass hota h wo dikhata nhi h 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
@@vlogerboyaditya235 apne naukar ke vlog me chup chup ke comment padh rahe ho, sharam nhi aati 😂😂 dub ke mar jao kahin , nahi to kisi din pele jaoge
Yar Mishra g... attitude vali acting jordar karte ho😂😂😂
Thar Owner : मिश्राजी के कहने पर ही थार लिए थे, हम तो लूट गए.. 😂😂
bhai english ma hindi boldo hum bi parna ho ta ha
@@blackshadowgamerpak5009 अभी अगली बार करेंगे भैय्या जी👍
😂😂
@@blackshadowgamerpak5009 bohot badiya. Na English sahi aati aur na hi Hindi. Ghor Kalyug 🤦♀
Bro jisma dam ha vo to alto le kar bhi apna dam dikha deta ha
I wish Mishra jii ki aapko ek web series mein role mil jaaye ❤❤
Bilkul bhai
Yes bro 😅
@@priykantchoubey249 off course sister
@@narayanchauhan3712 hn bhai mil jaaye
Haan milega hugne ka 😂
DELHI NCR PEOPLE BE LIKE :- Tu bhi kabhi NCR aa tujhe cr nahi sidhe samsan sr bhej denger😂 .
Hi
🤣🤣🤣🤣 joke of the year ncr walo ko ncr m hi maara h kitni baari UP or Bihar k ladko ne.... NCR walo ki gaand m dum nh hai jo dhoowadhar maar pit kr le phle phone milaynge baap, bhai ko bulayenge fir bakchodi krnge itne m to UP Bihar m mamla saltiya diya jaata hai.... Hamare me ek kahawat hai kha ka pasri or maair ka sasri smjhe......
हिन्दी में अनुवाद करें,😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💪💪💪💪💪💪🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Now i feel like celebraty while driving my alto
Me too❤
Mishra ji kabhi khate hai ki thar Up ki Jaan hai toh kabhi khate hai ki Lord Alto samajh me nahi aata hai ki kya bawasir hai 😂😂😂😂
vȺĦi ŦØ ɇk ɏɇ Ⱥur ɇk kȺusĦȺŁ ȺmȺn 😂😂😂😂
THAR
Ncr wale be like = TERA TO GAME BAJANA PADEGA 😂😂😂😂😎💪🔥
Bihaar I be like.,= patta padega bhosdike
Tu delhi me aake dekh ek baar pata chal jayega ncr me kon siyar ban jayega
Delhi walein filam bhi bana dete hai 😤 har koi bro wala nhi yaha 😆😂🤣 thoko like ->
Chacha vidhayak ❤😂😂😂
Abe lesunn
😂😂😂😂😂
Maturity is when you know the real nature of NCR'ians 😂
Wake up to reality 😎
yes bro yes
NCR'ians 😂 beta purvanchal me aao siar Bana diye jaaoge
Fuddu hote hai 😂
@@diwansaad6039NCR के सियार लोग free free me jhadu वाले को gaand खोल के दे दिए ये पूर्वांचल me आए तो वही jhadu डाल के mor बना दिए जाएंगे.
Thar 😢😢😢😢😢💓🥺🥺🥺❤️🩹🥹😭😭😭😭
bhai video to funny hai lekin delhi me kabhi hamse mile bta te hai ncr kya hai ❤
Kyu offend ho rha h bro vo just yt video h
Abe kyaaa yaar fun hai broo just cool down 👇
Me bhi same yahi soch rha hu 😂
Fun ke naam per kuch bhi bolege kya
Aba up aleee h hm bhi smjhe😏😏😏
Bhai Ncr ke asli bando se pala nhi pada abhi tkk shayad
Or unka U.P ke Desi logo se
Brother .. south delhi ki keh rahe hai .. kabhi aaye central to pta chale na inhe 🤧
Up walo se nhi mile ho kya😂
@@Anonymous-xe8ey haryana walen te v mil le kadi
@@haramilaunda6618 up wale kisi se bhi milne ko tayyar rhte hai
Yehi naya naya samsan ghatt bnaya hai was epic😂😂
app ki gari bhare pe kay gari exchange kar liya.delhi bale ko pixede me dalke lathi ukharna chiye.engarege ur mugal ke khune DNA chal jata hai
Thar ko aukat dikha Di Alto ne 😂
Fun Fact=Misra ji ka hi Thar hai 😂
Aree😂
mishra ji mai tho canada mai hu but aaye kabhi NCR bahut yaar hai apka suagat karne ke liye ☺😐☺
Beta up me aapke papa log bhi rehte h aao mil lo kabhi
Naukri karne to NCR hi aana padega! 🤣😂
Lagta hai inhone NCR Wale dekhe nahi hai 😂
Chakke hote hai 😂
sahi kha bhai
NCR wale ke baare me glt suna h inhone🤣sach sun lenge to kaan se khoon nikalne lagega🤣
Jis din NCR me aesa bol denge uske baad aesi reels aana bnd ho jayegi 😂😂
Lagta hai tum logo ne up walo ke baare me acche se suna nhi hai.... Ek baar aa jao up me baat baat pe katta chalega gaad faat ke hwa ho jayegi beta
Jinni teri alto ha utna thar ka tyre ha
Alto be like : itni khushi itni khusi 😢😢aaj tak nhi hui 😂😂
Jab accident hoji tub aaji gi swad
Alto company ceo be like- itni ijjat hamari company ko nhi mili
Yes yes yes 😄......hi sanshika
@@RahulReddy-wz9rw ladki dekhi nhi laar latkali 😂
@@rehansaif8636 getout jihadi mulle
@@RahulReddy-wz9rw aukaat dikha hi dete ho 😊
Alto be like - ab lag gya reverse gear 😂
😅😅😅😅
@@ShardaPoinkar 😁
Aaa bhaya kon se😂
Mishraji aap thar pr FAST TAG lagwake samman ko thes phucha diye😂
😂😂..shi bola bhai 😅
मनोरंजन तक ही रखिए ऐसे सीन को,,,बाकी सत्य घटनाओं पे आयेंगे तो यूपी का एक सिपाही भी गाड़ फाड़ने का बुता रखता है ऐसे नेतावो का,,,ठंडा माहौल बाबा के सरकार की प्रथम प्राथमिकता है😂
Best Line: Maar maar ke siyaaaar bana denge 😂😂
Lord nano Just Seeing This😂😊
Nano is trash the small box
@@MursyedDarkness Nah is not trash Is A very useful for middel class family for low cost price but People made fun of this car and it could not reach to the middle class family You don't understand this car.
Thar👍👍👍👍 best alto👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
Wa wa kya acting h😂😂😂
Mishraaji aao kabhi Bharatpur ncr.
😂😂
The insurance of this alto has been expired on 18-8-2021😢
carinfo 🔥
😅😅😅
Power of alto❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
थार best ❤
Thar is Best
Thar 🔥🔥
Pehle thar vs range rover
Fir thar vs Alto 😂😂😂😂
Thar King 👑👑
Kaon kaon inko dil se chitiya mante ho like karo
why are ppl obsessed with this mahashay?
Bhaiya ji pranam
Alto be like - Chal nikal mishraji baithe h
Thar be like - Bhai hmari to koi ijaat hi nhi
Edit- Sorry but me Thar ki Bejatti nhi kr rha
Thar.lover.❤ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kadi ncr aka dhak
Bhairi
Bhai pehle batate abhi mene alto bech kar s presso le li 😂😂😂
😂😂 bhai thar ke status rakhne walo ko bhejo
But ek baat bo real life mai nhi tha agar real hota to mishra ji bhi hoshpital mai dikhte😂😂😂😂
जयादागयानमतदेअलटो
😂😂
Thar be like: जुला जुल पर बाप को मत बूहल😂
Phli bar Malik ko car chalate dekh ra hu nokar ki jagah bhot Khushi hui 🙃
Janab ham thar lover he Alto nahi king 👑👑 hei thar ❤❤
Thar👿👿👿👿👿👿😈😈😈😈😈
Thar: beta agar ek baar chadh gya na to dubara garage me bhi nhi dikhoge..😂😂
Alto be like -itni khusi Aaj Tak nahi mili
Lord . Alto.
Alto. Madarchod😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lord alto mere pas hai mast bhag ti hai montain queen
Every line he speaks has his own accent ❤❤😂😂love him!!! 💛💛
बहुत घमंड दिखा रहा है ढोलक खाएगा बस ठीकहो जाएगा पंगा मत लेन. Thar
Azamgarh 💪💪💪💪
Ease hi log delhi ncr me aakar tellecaller ki job krte hain 😅
😂
"Kisi din p*la jaoge beta" true line
Jai ho bhaiya jii ❤️💪 #prayagraj
Jay Prayagi ❤ #prayagraj
Alto ka Malik be like sir ab hmko aapko bhi invite Krna padega aapne to mera Alto ka value bda diya 😂😂😂
That is king 👑💖🎉
Alto samne se giss gai hai😂😂
Alto prices high in Market🔥
Moral of story - Alto ho ya thar admi ke paas money aur power honi chahiye 💯😎
NCR wale to hm bhi he 😂😂😂 Mishra ji rock ❤
अल्टो के टेन का जलवा
Mishra ji kbhi jana Ncr m 😂
Bhai ham taiyar baithe hai bhej de ek baar
Mere papa bhi ye chalate the Alto 😢
Real life hero Indian army 💯👏🤘
Lord Alto❌ lord auto
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Tu up me aake dekh le 😅
Powers is not in Alto, Power is in Mishra Ji
Reverse gear ↕️⬅️➡️😂😂😂
Thar king 👑👑
बेटे किसी दिन मेरे से टकरा गया न tu....,teri sari hekdi nikal dunga ....tuje bna duga विधायक का चमचा
Aag lga diye bhaiya ji har har🙌 Mahadev