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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Rare Insults
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    Check these out or i will cry
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Комментарии • 243

  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  8 месяцев назад +47

    Drop some ideas!! Subscribe For More Videos!

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 8 месяцев назад +29

    Actually “Who Let The Dogs Out” is a song where all the guys CAT call the women and then the women call the men DOGS in response.

  • @awesomenintendoman7054
    @awesomenintendoman7054 8 месяцев назад +5

    10:33 what is Doobus Goobus doing here? 💀

    • @GoldenWildcard48
      @GoldenWildcard48 8 месяцев назад

      Wow I just noticed that, he's awesome

    • @Dumbwasp
      @Dumbwasp 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@GoldenWildcard48rehearsal was the reason I found out Chris chan got released

  • @TheUhhh...Arcader
    @TheUhhh...Arcader 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:10 Bro it's Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

  • @literallyabunchofgrapes3689
    @literallyabunchofgrapes3689 3 месяца назад

    10:17 bro looks like if Woody Harrelson and Frodo Baggins had a kid

  • @yasininn76
    @yasininn76 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ah yes, because why not add an autistic character as representation in a game where usually all characters are created by the players themseleves, making it as effective as saying that you remade a Pollock painting but added on tiny red dot

  • @cobaltguyyyyy
    @cobaltguyyyyy 12 дней назад

    "Nailed it!" Ahh mf 🙏😭😭🙏 0:56

  • @NRIQ_nl
    @NRIQ_nl 8 месяцев назад

    5:16 female oppenheimer 💀

  • @jasonbonilla6162
    @jasonbonilla6162 2 месяца назад

    1:11 NOT JD

  • @Chimpin_
    @Chimpin_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:49 is this fcking ai generated???

    • @onesandzeros1338
      @onesandzeros1338 8 месяцев назад

      It is, there’s one award that looks like a digestive tract and the comment button is the AMERICAN FLAG.

    • @Chimpin_
      @Chimpin_ 8 месяцев назад

      @@onesandzeros1338 literally bro where did vaazkl find this i've seen them a couple other times in his vids

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam9090 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:00 69 comments Noice.

  • @Evil_kanye
    @Evil_kanye 8 месяцев назад

    9:12 Bro has the same pfp ☠️☠️

  • @jonathanbell8887
    @jonathanbell8887 8 месяцев назад

    6:26 do you breathe through your feet? Or walk on your face?

  • @skinskinner
    @skinskinner 8 месяцев назад

    aaaaaaa

  • @PedoCaca-em9tz
    @PedoCaca-em9tz 8 месяцев назад

    Hi

  • @mango4222
    @mango4222 8 месяцев назад +115

    the nails💀

    • @jackmrsich3178
      @jackmrsich3178 8 месяцев назад +8

      You’ve never had a bowl of nails for breakfast?

    • @InsaneAsylumEscapee260
      @InsaneAsylumEscapee260 8 месяцев назад +2

      @jackmrsich3178, yeah, ikr? So delicious😋

    • @audreysc4r
      @audreysc4r 8 месяцев назад

      @@jackmrsich3178yummm

    • @stalincat2457
      @stalincat2457 8 месяцев назад +2

      Better do an MRI to see if you got them all.

    • @zaydenmYT
      @zaydenmYT 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jackmrsich3178 Without any milk

  • @stockest1976
    @stockest1976 8 месяцев назад +32

    0:10 She's probably like 20-30 looking at her, lets say she's 30. She probably got those cats when she's an adult meaning in ten years she has had 17 cats. What the actual fu-

    • @doernhunt9601
      @doernhunt9601 8 месяцев назад +7

      she could also have had multiple cats at once, its still odd but she could've had ALOT of cats at once

    • @unwillingorgandonation
      @unwillingorgandonation 8 месяцев назад +7

      Perhaps she adopts elderly cats from the shelter. It's the most ethical explanation I can think of.

    • @stockest1976
      @stockest1976 8 месяцев назад

      @@unwillingorgandonation I'd like to think she just is a bad luck charm to cats. The cats just be with her and then they rapidly age or something

    • @thekingscrown8931
      @thekingscrown8931 8 месяцев назад

      @@unwillingorgandonation but she also says "finally..." implying that it's some sort of achievement. I think she's a bonna fide cat murderer.

    • @themuffincat
      @themuffincat 8 месяцев назад

      Rookie numbers

  • @TidmouthSheds
    @TidmouthSheds 8 месяцев назад +3

    10:52
    Hmmm, about that…

  • @DawnTheEquestrian
    @DawnTheEquestrian 8 месяцев назад +18

    10:58 is hilarious, Anthony Mackie really be looking like he can see into my soul and it's concerning

  • @L0v3buggg
    @L0v3buggg 8 месяцев назад +12

    0:13 the way he said yippee is crazy dude

  • @RealActuallFish
    @RealActuallFish 8 месяцев назад +6

    Congratulations! It's a... Sour patch kid? 2:03

  • @iwillslapyou4982
    @iwillslapyou4982 8 месяцев назад +76

    14:06 quite the transition. "It was fun. I enjoyed it, but the people NEVER go to Nebraska."

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  8 месяцев назад +25

      the people didnt want to be friends me since i was 13 and they were 16 LOOOL

    • @westdend6669
      @westdend6669 8 месяцев назад +4

      I tought you meant they where hardcore weirdoes

  • @B.Cypher
    @B.Cypher 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:33 he doesn’t have his fathers eyes he has whole the damm face

  • @vetomo6
    @vetomo6 8 месяцев назад +13

    one VaazkL a day keeps the depression away

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:56 The guy had a mental disorder that started at eating dirt.
    Idiot doctor said not to do anything.
    He escalated to nails.
    After this he got help from a real doctor. Luckily no nail punctured the stomach.
    9:02 "Stop imitating me by also having HIV" is a pretty insane take.

  • @stagedparrot
    @stagedparrot 8 месяцев назад +3

    9:59 why does his face look like it was printed onto a ballon

  • @feranks3211
    @feranks3211 8 месяцев назад +7

    the violent language list is hilarious😂

  • @manesolemn
    @manesolemn 2 месяца назад +2

    1:10 don't do my boy Jon like that 😭 💀

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 месяцев назад +3

    7:08
    "K-knee-GIGA has turned this game around!" (I saved my job!)

  • @wingidon
    @wingidon 8 месяцев назад +3

    8:35 She looks like her name is Skyler White, yo. ...and that her husband is Walter White, yo!

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight 8 месяцев назад +6

    0:28 this is like me, but because I’m obsessed with random facts lmao

    • @Soul_Born
      @Soul_Born 8 месяцев назад

      Sureee

    • @SleepyHollowKnight
      @SleepyHollowKnight 8 месяцев назад

      @@Soul_Born no I swear, I’ve never watched…one of those.

  • @Lolbit3cl1pse
    @Lolbit3cl1pse 8 месяцев назад +11

    12 minutes?!
    Also, I. Love. People. Getting. Roasted.

    • @deepfriedlettuce.
      @deepfriedlettuce. 8 месяцев назад

      15 minutes

    • @Lolbit3cl1pse
      @Lolbit3cl1pse 8 месяцев назад

      @@deepfriedlettuce. no it’s 54 mins to 2 hours, not even the comment is 15 minutes after

    • @deepfriedlettuce.
      @deepfriedlettuce. 8 месяцев назад

      @@Lolbit3cl1pse ? what do you mean, i thought you meant the video was 12 minutes long

    • @Lolbit3cl1pse
      @Lolbit3cl1pse 8 месяцев назад

      @@deepfriedlettuce. no it’s 12 minutes when the video was uploaded

    • @deepfriedlettuce.
      @deepfriedlettuce. 8 месяцев назад

      @@Lolbit3cl1pse ohhhhhh well thanks for clearing it up have a good day man :)

  • @Trehlas
    @Trehlas 8 месяцев назад +1

    11:29 Yes, but the teeth of a guy that lived 10000 years ago, that probably died at age 23

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 8 месяцев назад

      Ehhhhh the life expectancy thing is a myth.

  • @Sttattek
    @Sttattek 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:42 How much must two people love each other for one to say the other looks like andre the giant and laugh it off?

  • @AzaloonyToons
    @AzaloonyToons 8 месяцев назад +2

    So the limit of nails is 600

  • @Dora_D_Destroyer
    @Dora_D_Destroyer 8 месяцев назад +1

    You speak English cause it's the only language you know.. I speak English cause its the only language you know, we're not the same 😂 when trying to shit on someone but backfired real quick 😂

  • @Funky-P
    @Funky-P 8 месяцев назад +3

    The insults get worse in the video 😭😭😭(joke btw)

    • @ilovewaffles321
      @ilovewaffles321 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bro stop lying we all know you haven’t watched it

    • @Funky-P
      @Funky-P 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ilovewaffles321yeah I know sarcasm nice scout pfp btw

    • @ilovewaffles321
      @ilovewaffles321 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Funky-P aw my fault bro sorry G

    • @Funky-P
      @Funky-P 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ilovewaffles321 nah your good

  • @2v45n88z
    @2v45n88z 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:04 she probably just drew out some hair at the front for some reason, her haircut is fine haha

  • @LunarBiohazard321
    @LunarBiohazard321 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:52 that was fucking cold.

  • @TheAngryAmerican.
    @TheAngryAmerican. 8 месяцев назад +9

    that one meme about Americans being fat definitely isn't rare, every which way we turn there is a new fat joke about America.....Its getting old!

    • @SwayamNegi-Swami
      @SwayamNegi-Swami 8 месяцев назад +8

      *confused by the reaction*...*looks at username*...*no longer confused*

    • @domino-dude
      @domino-dude 8 месяцев назад +2

      lmao tell yourself that the next time you pull up to a Checkers, Crystal or McDonalds

    • @wildheart58
      @wildheart58 8 месяцев назад

      Yanks on the other hand are not getting old. if the wars dont take you, the cardiac arrest will

    • @TheAngryAmerican.
      @TheAngryAmerican. 8 месяцев назад

      @@domino-dude I recommend strongly for you to GET A LIFE....internet troll. I don't know nor do I want to know what checkers or crystal is...have fun with your silly stereotypes. Have a blessed day.

    • @AllanTidgwell
      @AllanTidgwell 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@domino-dudebecause no other country has fast food. The US isn't even in the top 10 fattest countries
      The US is just ahead of Kuwait and I don't hear people calling Kuwaities fat

  • @chenterr103
    @chenterr103 8 месяцев назад +1

    13:26 I've always wondered why people censor random words like that. What's the point?

  • @InternetStrangerThatCanRead
    @InternetStrangerThatCanRead 8 месяцев назад +1

    Day 8 of saying Lettuce in Vaazkl’s comment section

  • @SomeRandomeGuy69420
    @SomeRandomeGuy69420 8 месяцев назад +1

    Potato🥔

  • @aura_lol
    @aura_lol 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:50 saw that paused video opened minecraft the yellow message thing next to the logo said : "the cutest predator you'll ever meet"

  • @CrazyMatthew-dm5ri
    @CrazyMatthew-dm5ri 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:16 with that argument bro should take off all his clothes and shoes

  • @The_voices_are_getting_louder_
    @The_voices_are_getting_louder_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:53
    As someone with asthma, I can confirm I have no talent

  • @Iamcar127
    @Iamcar127 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:56 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

  • @JCTheToonist
    @JCTheToonist 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:39 No prob for me, I tamed these horses before and I can do it again.

  • @IdioticBees
    @IdioticBees 8 месяцев назад +3

    7:33
    who tf let a hobbit on the plane.

  • @LoboPal
    @LoboPal 8 месяцев назад +3

    3:35 ironically, it's actually about catcalling, according to the artist

  • @Boxcamper.
    @Boxcamper. 8 месяцев назад +3

    2:17
    true art
    7:10
    said it in class and now in detention

  • @FEREDITZ
    @FEREDITZ 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wtf hoi4 player stakuyi doing in the memes

  • @charlesswinney8243
    @charlesswinney8243 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:02 Kenny and the adventures of the lost womb.

  • @Henry.25
    @Henry.25 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:28 MeisterVaxl did him dirty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaos3629
    @kaos3629 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:00
    The guy from Spongebob

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 8 месяцев назад +1

    For real, though, Minecraft food looks REALLY appetizing.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 месяцев назад +1

    5:15 figurative, then LITERALLY

  • @gtdc4685
    @gtdc4685 8 месяцев назад +1

    11:58 Bro doesn’t know Wile Coyote

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 9 дней назад

    None of these are rare insults. Stopped watching 90 seconds in. Here's one for reference: expired jar or mayonnaise.

  • @heatonreanne
    @heatonreanne 8 месяцев назад +1

    The south park character one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SRobot08
    @SRobot08 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:19 woody has changed after going to the hood

  • @Molotrov-ps4jb
    @Molotrov-ps4jb 8 месяцев назад +1

    You play(ed) DND? What class did you play, if you remember that is

  • @aaliyahbalkaran
    @aaliyahbalkaran 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:24
    7:04

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 8 месяцев назад +4

    6:21 and "necessary for our survival as a species" is setting the bar very low as well. Even the black plague or spanish plague didnt wipe out our species, neither did war.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 месяцев назад +3

    What a beginning to this one!

  • @bintimes
    @bintimes 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ben Shieproe

  • @Moneygiveme
    @Moneygiveme 8 месяцев назад +6

    The last one looks like if anakin killed padme

  • @samblamtime4009
    @samblamtime4009 7 месяцев назад +1

    That D&D one ain't very funny to me, I have autisim!

    • @boxesandboxes671
      @boxesandboxes671 6 месяцев назад

      Not to be rude I am also autistic and it is spelled autism

    • @samblamtime4009
      @samblamtime4009 6 месяцев назад

      @@boxesandboxes671 I am also terrible at spelling

  • @num1shinfan
    @num1shinfan 7 месяцев назад

    Wearing shoes doesn't prevent you from Walking properly

  • @j-dided
    @j-dided 8 месяцев назад

    Damn dude give at least a little pause between memes. Its like you’ve got the sh*ts but want to finish the video first!

  • @Gamer_Goose
    @Gamer_Goose 8 месяцев назад +1

    :)

  • @Dart566
    @Dart566 Месяц назад

    Not enough players to start the match...... GOD DAAAAMN

  • @youraveragenationalist4952
    @youraveragenationalist4952 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:53 Caught me off guard.

  • @CATMOTH-ml5fy
    @CATMOTH-ml5fy 4 месяца назад

    MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LITERALLY PLAYED "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" ALL THE TIME FOR FUN AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT 😭

  • @Kitlinn-id7vt
    @Kitlinn-id7vt 25 дней назад

    13:18 imagine hating the french so much that you censor the word french as if it's a racial slur

  • @wongusman
    @wongusman 8 месяцев назад

    doo doo bug is the name of a strong villain

  • @GunnerEu2000
    @GunnerEu2000 8 месяцев назад

    Life after toystory was on the metro in Newcastle going into jesmond

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 5 месяцев назад

    7:09 apparently his last name is pronouced Kuh-nay-guh

  • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
    @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 месяца назад

    0:42 Sorry, player must have at least 2 weeks of playtime.

  • @jobywills3619
    @jobywills3619 7 месяцев назад

    You can neutralize industrial grade acid being this basic...

  • @slenderslime8617
    @slenderslime8617 Месяц назад

    2:56 bro looks like a raisin was in the water too long and got even more wrinkly.

  • @OokyAnimations
    @OokyAnimations 6 месяцев назад

    Narrator really don't know who Wile E Coyote is...

  • @spyrothegamer2131
    @spyrothegamer2131 3 месяца назад

    2:55 this dude looks like a Little Nightmares monster.

  • @Shadow_Microwaive
    @Shadow_Microwaive 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:19
    Hell yeah

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 8 месяцев назад

    the guy at 7:09 will be referred to as "Noah N-word"

  • @pain6797
    @pain6797 8 месяцев назад

    6:28 "neil why are you still naked without clothes"

  • @Duckymcduckster
    @Duckymcduckster 8 месяцев назад

    Nahh bro looks like Aragorn

  • @Maximus5641
    @Maximus5641 8 месяцев назад

    14:07 but the people Never go to Nebraska

  • @ARandomViewer103
    @ARandomViewer103 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh hey I’m early for the first time in forever

  • @D3M3NT3D-wl6ed
    @D3M3NT3D-wl6ed 8 месяцев назад

    Wabungus

  • @Aguy18101
    @Aguy18101 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:18 their*

  • @Split0069
    @Split0069 8 месяцев назад

    Kid gotta do math to find his score! 💀☠️💀☠️

  • @Austin194g
    @Austin194g 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:02 HAS ME WHEEZING FOR BREATH

  • @Mc_Barbietoes
    @Mc_Barbietoes 3 месяца назад

    11:11 sounds like Rebecca wants to date her

  • @kor4754
    @kor4754 3 месяца назад

    Protect you from who? From yourself lmao.

  • @Babagrillen
    @Babagrillen 7 месяцев назад

    10:58 whatsapp sticker potential

  • @Some_Dumb_Nerd
    @Some_Dumb_Nerd 2 месяца назад

    1:47 he looks like Kid President lmao

  • @smorrow
    @smorrow Месяц назад

    14:52 Is that Man Carrying Thing?

  • @Kalel_The_Protogen
    @Kalel_The_Protogen 8 месяцев назад +1

    best one yet

  • @patheticdawg
    @patheticdawg 8 месяцев назад

    The nails outlined his stomach