The Average Jerma Stream Chatter Has Over 1000 Timeouts
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2022
- i heard if you have over 1000 time outs in jerma985's chat you get put into a special list for something called the "meat grinder"? idk though
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Has he forgotten the millions of times he says: time that person out for 5 seconds
They have over 1000 time outs, but that all add up to about 8 minutes.
@@theotherjared9824 5x1000 would be 5000 seconds which would go into 83 minutes
@@TheUltimateNavigator1 It's a joke twat
I’m not in his streams often enough to know but does that mean his mods are actually constantly on that?
@@ALiteralLamp no, each time he says it the mods have to bring the chatmember to the meatgrinder
This is just like that time he designated laws for his utopia and everyone got arrested because he made things like “mistreating robots” and “putting Oreos in unlikely places” so strict. Monsters never change.
Particularly in mothers’ bedrooms
When was this?
@@pierson9905 April 24, 2077
Jeremy "Compact Brother" Elbertson
When was this???
the mod who's never been timed out is definitely a sleeper agent for charborg
crime baby incarnate
The median is 100 times, BallFondler just threw off the mean
“average chatter has been timed out 1000 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average chatter has been timed out 100 times. BallFondler, who has been timed out over 10,000 times is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
I like how he acts like the 999+ timeouts is the chat's fault and fully ignores the fact that "time that person out for 5 min, I'm not kidding" is something he says in a regular basis over the smallest things 😂
yeah jerma loves to overreact to the slightest thing sometimes, once someone said another streamer was handsome and jerma freaked and then ate their family on the nest stream
@bmprimer7809 nest stream? is that the one where he laid an egg?
@@tacitgamingfanREAL He provided proof of eating that whole family by having a nest stream in which he laid eggs from which the whole family hatched from
@@tacitgamingfanREAL he had a stream where he assumed his wasp form and made a nest in his living room and at some point he showed footage of him laying eggs in some chatter's family and showed their skin falling off from the larva's acid, i remember not typing anything and then jerma said my name and looked into the camera until i sent a sus guy emote in chat
I set my account up to automatically post in chat whenever Jerma streams. I average 10 messages an hour with around 800 predetermined messages and rarely an unhinged MadLibs-esque sentence generator that is occasionally noticed by Jerma and without fail confuses and concerns him. It will notice when specific emotes or words are being used and will say specific emotes or words in response in order to escalate the situation. For instance, when the words "show us" significantly appear, the bot begins to say things like "he doesn't care about us" or "he only has one big toe". Alternatively, if you begin to start to mention Otto at any point whatsoever it will without doubt rile chat up and may even derail whatever bit Jerma is doing. I have been doing this since early 2018 and I will never be caught.
Be careful, hes been known to throw chatters into meat grinders
thank you for your service😭
I want to believe this is real
@@tellioforsey this is like believing in elves and god I'm all for believing in elves
Tell me how to do this
Weakest Jerma fan
Well I guess I need to get my numbers up, I haven't been timed out yet
are you related to billy hatcher
@@davebob4973 Probably not
What about Bradley Hatcher?
@@devoncarter613 What about Margaret Thatcher?
What about fanny snatcher?
You aren't a real jerma fan if you havn't been put in a timeout by the FBI.
I like to imagine the FBI just turns your wifi off if you post something dumb/cursed enough. Not even illegal or morally heinous, just shuts it off if you're really weird.
My dream is to one day have federal agents arrive at my place of work asking for me by name
@@tpd1864blake damn dude you must be famous!! Even the government wants to meet you, lucky!
homie when you have a 24 character limit for caps of course the average chatter is gonna have over 999 timeouts
Imagine not learning something after it happening to you hundreds of times lol basically a vegetable
@@Notepad37 well we are talking about the average chatter not sure why you're surprised
@@Notepad37 imagine counting the characters in your message during a hype moment
ITS RIGHT THERE
and
S OMEGALUL BAD
and
THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS
are all under 24 characters, what more could you need?
@@Notepad37 imagine thinking he didnt do it on purpose..
Nightbot is a merciless killer and the caps limit is it's tool of destruction.
My biggest achievement is getting timed out on his stream for a WHOLE DAY, but I know I'll never live up to Ballfondler's ban.
whatd u do
@@alt9218 I was in offline chat right and there was talk about what kind of milk Jerma was drinking and someone said "Breast milk" and I replied to that comment with "Holly's?" and I got grabbed by the mods by the throat and dropped into some kind of dungeon for a day. To be fair kinda f'ed up but I have nothing but respect for Holly but I still got oof'ed up for a day.
@@pat1509 LMAO 😭
@@pat1509 deserved
@@pat1509 based
thanks to this clip we now have audio of Jerma saying “ratio”
i got timed out at least like 8 times after saying the word "pregnancy" and then kept trying to see if it was a banned word or not
next goal, exactly 999 recorded timeouts directly from jerma himself on a single account, with timestamps
The first time I ever said anything in chat I was timed out for 20 seconds lmao.
I'm fairly certain this is just due to his strict anti-spam, anti-caps-lock, filter on certain words that chatters could use in jokes often, etc.
You know I feel like he should loosen those up at least for Holly, I mean come on man
make them WORSE
@@davebob4973 You can only communicate by using one of the 200+ prewritten phrases Jerma made for the chat. It's part of his new re-education program he calls Jermenglish®
use the command system from Peace Walker, one of 8 predetermined phrases to choose from
He'll also time out people over random ass replies, like he was talking about his balls feeling squished and someone replied "smushed" and they got timed out
Jerman
Oh Zerma you silly lad
999+ GigaChads who ignore evolution and forgo the need to learn from past experiences.
Doesn't help when Jerma gets freaked out and suddenly says everyone should be timed out
i was timed out for 2 hours because i said bela lugosi hair twice
A twitch mod having timeouts is like a police officer having DUIs
Both are way too common lol
A twitch mod having timeouts is like a police officer having chaeges for domestic violence... oh wait
@@lukijez Are you kidding me? They never get charged.
Even his MODS have timeouts i can’t
I find this title really funny because I'm a very regular jerma stream chatter and I've only been timed out like 2 times and it was for saying really stupid shit like mentioning the zenis flattening stream
Mods, ban that guy permanently for 5 seconds
never been timed out befor. he probably hates me 😢
I think I have been timed out like 2 or 3 times in Jerma's chat, but I always get confused, what did I say wrong. It would be cool if they could pin your message that was "out of the line" so you can learn to don't say that again
smartest rule that jerma put in place
yeah and maybe some sort of message of why it was bad
@@paul-nj1ig lets see paul allens time outs
I enjoyed the original odama stream, go to the channel and ask if he might play it again, turns out it’s a banned word. I don’t even chat much and I’ve been timedout
Thats because completely random words are banned
It's mainly the caps limit
"average jerma viewer has over 1000 timeouts" statistic inaccurate , Timeouts Georg and his 70+ alternative accounts is an anomaly and should not have been counted
Now we need to know average “ban that guy” moments
i know we make fun of jerma but im really upset right now and hes making me feel better :) i love him
Damn, I thought that having 5 timeouts was a lot in Jerma's chat
Timeouts Bob, who's been timed out twelve million times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
"Im sowwy O-O" LMAOO
If your average chatters are being timed out 1k times, either the timeouts are 90% meme timeouts, or the timeout structure is a direct reflection on the streamer rather than his audience. And seeing that your mods get timed out just as frequently... eeeeh
the real gigachad is grumpclump, 0 timeouts in like 7 years
someone mod that guy for 1 hour then ban him
I get timed out at least twice a stream for nothing (unless I'm severely missing something) so I'm wondering if there's actually something wrong with the timeout system.
look how far ai has come! jerma is a massive leap forward for ai ngl
It’s cause there are so many rules that get posts automatically removed. Over 5 emotes, more than 10 capital letters all get you time out
timeout georg
I bet it's because Barf Drinker was awarded with [integer overflow] timeouts
this is just the ultimate evolution of the "bad bot" meme on reddit
I actually love his moderators.
Coming back to this video after I got timed out for the very first time 😢
Jerma discovers his chat is degenerate
That’s almost an hour and a half of being timed out
Streamer feel a lot like teachers to me.
Not a Jerma mod but I am a twitch mod I feel like getting timed out is just the moderator experience. Sometimes if I ban someone before a particular other mod he'll time me out for 1 second lmao.
All this does is prove jerma is mad with power and constantly flexes his authority. Though it's better than back when he would kill one chatter every stream to satiate his bloodlust.
the Grand Demon of Chaos, Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson CMLXXXV has been cursed to request a time out for every viewer at least once per stream
Didnt know jerma actually existed, Thought he was just a meme wtf
PSYCHOTIC streamer thinks it's COOL when people get in TROUBLE
The average Jerma viewer beginner numbers unfortunately 🧐
Average Jerma "Chad"-er
*not the Average... he said the most frequent or top chatters, right?
Typing 1000 twitch chats is about 998 too many. Were doomed.
Least hes a fan kido
Chatters saying 1984 like they wouldn't be banned on any other stream lmao
Us Jerma viewers are naughty 😈😈😈
Malicious even👿👿👿
Clickbait at his finest
average jerma chatter is a transgender
I feel called out
That's because his mods time you out for complaining about Rainbow Flag spam
Best comment on this video. Moved all the way to the bottom. 🤔
Virgin Complaining About Rainbow Flag spam vs Based Rainbow Flag spammer
@@KTomlon I don't think comments can even be moved
@@paul-nj1ig dude thinks this is reddit because people liked other comments more
fair enough reason tbh
I love jerma, he really is our streamer, I hope he becomes a zenith of light at some point