Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @Ganorminor
    @Ganorminor 4 года назад +32280

    This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.

    • @RigoWolfPrime
      @RigoWolfPrime 4 года назад +239

      Agreed.
      Wish it did.
      Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

    • @JSCB-365
      @JSCB-365 4 года назад +86

      My MAn!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 года назад +97

      Or 5 hours...😳

    • @michaelhogg324
      @michaelhogg324 4 года назад +52

      This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

    • @Gustavosilva-td2dy
      @Gustavosilva-td2dy 4 года назад +9

      interessante

  • @CRA5759
    @CRA5759 4 года назад +27632

    Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.

    • @jekyll138.5
      @jekyll138.5 4 года назад +222

      what

    • @FrameDrumAndFlute
      @FrameDrumAndFlute 4 года назад +149

      @@smartass013 2X What!

    • @iyot1020
      @iyot1020 4 года назад +100

      it was supposed to be my nigga lol

    • @smartass013
      @smartass013 4 года назад +2

      @@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself

    • @Triumph2024.
      @Triumph2024. 4 года назад +5

      Absolutely.

  • @davisreid4902
    @davisreid4902 4 года назад +7422

    Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

    • @davisreid4902
      @davisreid4902 4 года назад +9

      Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣

    • @mwduck
      @mwduck 4 года назад +36

      Veloci-tapped-'er!

    • @needheartranken
      @needheartranken 4 года назад +21

      the revenant

    • @memento81
      @memento81 4 года назад +8

      he very much was

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 3 года назад +11

      Magic the Gavining

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 Год назад +1353

    The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha

    • @simonjenkin
      @simonjenkin Год назад +14

      i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

    • @puanani_usa
      @puanani_usa Год назад

      Same

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 9 месяцев назад +3

      You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

    • @intensevenom
      @intensevenom 8 месяцев назад +2

      They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

    • @nathanfallin2750
      @nathanfallin2750 2 месяца назад

      @@simonjenkinshe’s been horribly unlikeable since her fall from ufc glory

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 3 года назад +13335

    "The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

  • @JosephOber
    @JosephOber 3 года назад +7693

    -Was your family affected?
    -Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.

    • @stevethecat9934
      @stevethecat9934 3 года назад +56

      She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

    • @jasonrobbins4001
      @jasonrobbins4001 3 года назад +53

      That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

    • @5O4evr
      @5O4evr 3 года назад +37

      @@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion.
      I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 2 года назад +4

      it’s even better when you say it

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 2 года назад +14

      @@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

  • @WasianShortFilms
    @WasianShortFilms 8 лет назад +6740

    and they started following him because he represents hope

  • @supremedream1764
    @supremedream1764 2 года назад +628

    “The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 2 года назад +2

      a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly

  • @ah3llfire
    @ah3llfire 4 года назад +10978

    “Here is a *vine* he posted”
    Really shows the age of the skit

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 3 года назад +111

      And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire 3 года назад +236

      @@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

    • @ibIamemateo
      @ibIamemateo 3 года назад +37

      @@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

    • @leosmithonbass
      @leosmithonbass 3 года назад +12

      hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion 3 года назад +22

      @@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

  • @kazzyentertainment7349
    @kazzyentertainment7349 4 года назад +8424

    “Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад +60

      Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

    • @tts375
      @tts375 4 года назад +37

      @@RedPillCosby-012 thank you for this cursive fact

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад +12

      @@tts375 your welcome

    • @ghoststiiizy
      @ghoststiiizy 4 года назад +7

      redPill Cosby cool

    • @user-mj7gm6gj9v
      @user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 года назад +7

      @@RedPillCosby-012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

  • @roberthelmsen6961
    @roberthelmsen6961 3 года назад +7802

    Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 3 года назад +19

      Lol...same..... those were the days...

    • @victorteixeira2539
      @victorteixeira2539 3 года назад +19

      some of us just get that

    • @chrisstyles5955
      @chrisstyles5955 3 года назад +12

      they're so true lol. we get old

    • @shaquelcunningham9135
      @shaquelcunningham9135 3 года назад +6

      That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

    • @Mr_Bio_Hazard
      @Mr_Bio_Hazard 3 года назад

      Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

  • @heathwasson7811
    @heathwasson7811 2 года назад +186

    "My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol

  • @johndle5511
    @johndle5511 4 года назад +6810

    “I understand the kids called you names”
    “Yes they called me the chosen one”
    I’m dying

    • @rachalbrown9050
      @rachalbrown9050 4 года назад +18

      That's i felt when I was Raped.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад +7

      Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 4 года назад +33

      "Threes humpany" killed me

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад

      @@brooklyna007 this is creepy

    • @RM22201
      @RM22201 4 года назад +12

      Osmosis Jones get over yourself

  • @singsingmei
    @singsingmei 5 лет назад +6968

    "..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂

  • @sibusisomathe3174
    @sibusisomathe3174 4 года назад +11794

    I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂

    • @dailyEthiopia
      @dailyEthiopia 3 года назад +23

      can relate haha,

    • @laurencesiegel9362
      @laurencesiegel9362 3 года назад +65

      The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

    • @donwann7486
      @donwann7486 3 года назад +1

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    • @johnnyspeed8852
      @johnnyspeed8852 3 года назад +6

      That got me too... 😆

    • @ivyjernigan4038
      @ivyjernigan4038 3 года назад +8

      That line was so good. Hillarious!

  • @andrewodell4021
    @andrewodell4021 2 года назад +116

    The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*

    • @YumariYatasuka
      @YumariYatasuka 3 месяца назад +1

      thats a joke right? ronda cant act her way out of a paper bag..she couldnt even do good saying 3 fucking words XD

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 лет назад +6135

    "I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 5 лет назад +25

      except for gay men and straight women

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 5 лет назад +35

      I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

    • @venangoproductions
      @venangoproductions 5 лет назад +2

      Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 5 лет назад

      Queen Butterfly
      haha

    • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
      @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze 5 лет назад +39

      @John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

  • @weirdgirl4127
    @weirdgirl4127 4 года назад +1454

    “Your life begins today”😂

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад +6

      Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics.
      The logic is men like 😘 and women don't.
      Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures.
      But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you.
      And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women.
      Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes .
      Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that.
      Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen.
      Antechinus die from to much 😘
      We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them.
      And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't .
      What about date Rp
      She's unconscious doesn't feel anything.
      But also it's not about momentary discomfort.
      .
      And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge.
      Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 4 года назад +5

      Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

    • @thechristianteen9167
      @thechristianteen9167 4 года назад +2

      Saw this the moment it popped up.

  • @theblackidentity8452
    @theblackidentity8452 5 лет назад +4373

    Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all?
    A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

  • @atq8148
    @atq8148 2 года назад +414

    Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/GIluxXYZ8h24/видео.html

    • @dadgarage7966
      @dadgarage7966 2 года назад +2

      Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

  • @markmagician2471
    @markmagician2471 5 лет назад +3967

    The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 лет назад +24

      King of everything

    • @dominoespizza1756
      @dominoespizza1756 5 лет назад +7

      The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

    • @Jacket223
      @Jacket223 4 года назад +3

      Shoulda used greta humpedher

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 4 года назад +3

      For it was fortold in the scrolls

    • @GageLeeHughes
      @GageLeeHughes 4 года назад +1

      I died at velocitapedher xD

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 5 лет назад +3380

    "Second coolest. I see what you did there."
    I'm with you on that, your honor.

    • @lukemoore2854
      @lukemoore2854 4 года назад +3

      GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

    • @justinradabaugh0207
      @justinradabaugh0207 4 года назад +4

      Me neither

    • @nugiewidhianto591
      @nugiewidhianto591 4 года назад +30

      @@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 4 года назад

      @@nugiewidhianto591
      it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

    • @andrewperez2574
      @andrewperez2574 4 года назад +10

      @@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

  • @AdanielH
    @AdanielH 6 лет назад +5378

    The judge is my favorite character

  • @histomuzik
    @histomuzik 2 года назад +67

    "King of Everything" had me crying lol

  • @specialk9424
    @specialk9424 3 года назад +9854

    "About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 года назад +311

      well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

    • @zibafu
      @zibafu 3 года назад +101

      @@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 года назад +58

      @@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 года назад +8

      @Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

    • @wralford
      @wralford 3 года назад +32

      "OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

  • @lelandford9683
    @lelandford9683 3 года назад +5080

    Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 года назад +177

      He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 3 года назад +19

      Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

    • @DeathWatchChampion
      @DeathWatchChampion 3 года назад +142

      Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

    • @superfastgreasedpig3807
      @superfastgreasedpig3807 3 года назад +40

      @@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

    • @Mr.Deko86
      @Mr.Deko86 2 года назад +15

      @@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

  • @jsorrisone
    @jsorrisone 3 года назад +3255

    This skit doesn't ever get old.

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 3 года назад +23

      Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Год назад +4

      @@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Год назад

      @Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Год назад

      @@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

    • @thenewandrei4o94
      @thenewandrei4o94 Год назад +1

      On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

  • @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer
    @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer 2 года назад +98

    "Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣

  • @cloviswong5214
    @cloviswong5214 4 года назад +5168

    actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day

  • @GrandPoggers
    @GrandPoggers 4 года назад +1559

    "did this have an effect on your family life?"
    "ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂

  • @RoadWulf
    @RoadWulf 4 года назад +3550

    Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?"
    A: "Around 5 hours"
    Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."

  • @jussisaari7683
    @jussisaari7683 2 года назад +44

    That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 года назад +1

      SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

  • @rindarling
    @rindarling 8 лет назад +1996

    he represented hope....he is the chosen one

  • @sdotbell
    @sdotbell 4 года назад +3403

    Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo

    • @kynoble
      @kynoble 4 года назад +13

      @@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

    • @johnbowan3007
      @johnbowan3007 4 года назад +51

      They both looked hot

    • @johncallahan3255
      @johncallahan3255 4 года назад +2

      @@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

    • @michaelmontalto8211
      @michaelmontalto8211 4 года назад +11

      “Your life begins today”😂

    • @skygamer6897
      @skygamer6897 4 года назад +13

      Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

  • @Lethalbanter
    @Lethalbanter 8 лет назад +4745

    "MY MAN"

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 6 лет назад +2

      I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃

    • @rudy1999
      @rudy1999 5 лет назад +5

      Mah-mehn

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад

      @@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

  • @dcbaars
    @dcbaars 2 года назад +106

    I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer

  • @normal_person2
    @normal_person2 4 года назад +2062

    My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад +1

      To kill the rapist

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад +5

      If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

    • @acuariolorenz
      @acuariolorenz 4 года назад +3

      Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

    • @bryanjohnson960
      @bryanjohnson960 4 года назад +6

      What father would not be proud?

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад

      @@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations.
      . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

  • @daphnecui4595
    @daphnecui4595 5 лет назад +12270

    And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.

  • @avilealdri
    @avilealdri 4 года назад +571

    Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад +2

      If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

  • @michaelnutt8755
    @michaelnutt8755 2 года назад +72

    It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.

    • @samnelson7428
      @samnelson7428 7 месяцев назад +1

      I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

  • @e.martinz5945
    @e.martinz5945 5 лет назад +2316

    "Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 лет назад +11

      Fred Pimpstone

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 5 лет назад +2

      How old are you

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 лет назад +2

      Probably older than you

    • @jacobberry3149
      @jacobberry3149 5 лет назад +1

      I liked 3's humpany lmao

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 5 лет назад +2

      JustCarp nobody asked

  • @wilable70
    @wilable70 8 лет назад +1400

    I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 8 лет назад +7

      Ditto.

    • @LuKasAV6
      @LuKasAV6 8 лет назад +9

      +Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 лет назад +12

      CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

    • @Donbro
      @Donbro 8 лет назад +2

      +Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 лет назад +6

      Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 лет назад +1746

    Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.

    • @Danny-cy5oe
      @Danny-cy5oe 5 лет назад +5

      SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

    • @motrhead69
      @motrhead69 5 лет назад +2

      Not really

    • @Peepers2
      @Peepers2 5 лет назад

      SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

    • @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx
      @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx 5 лет назад +6

      Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

    • @Peepers2
      @Peepers2 5 лет назад +2

      Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

  • @BelleTolles
    @BelleTolles 2 года назад +50

    The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 года назад

      The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

  • @j.7949
    @j.7949 6 лет назад +2939

    “My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nwk.510
      @Nwk.510 6 лет назад +3

      666 likes

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад

      I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

  • @egdapo
    @egdapo 8 лет назад +2458

    "Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 7 лет назад +22

      egdapo 3's a humpany

    • @Trabaegocer
      @Trabaegocer 7 лет назад +14

      I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

    • @majjimind1172
      @majjimind1172 6 лет назад +7

      Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

    • @amateurflor13
      @amateurflor13 6 лет назад +2

      I just heard that😂😂

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 лет назад

      @@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

  • @210p1us210equa1s420
    @210p1us210equa1s420 5 лет назад +2299

    I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 2 года назад +107

    The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂

  • @Gcool243
    @Gcool243 8 лет назад +1030

    Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was

  • @MikeEnIke007
    @MikeEnIke007 4 года назад +2432

    I'd react the same way if I could have Cecily Strong alone. Ronda with the glasses is a bonus

    • @smartass013
      @smartass013 4 года назад +18

      Many girls dream of R Kelly how are they victins

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 4 года назад +25

      Ronda looked hot I’ve always liked her but now she’s with that big giant posting farm pics of her looking rough I’ve gone off her.

    • @timbits187
      @timbits187 4 года назад +70

      yeah it's so annoying when women do what they want to do, and not what men want them to do

    • @wolfpack2210
      @wolfpack2210 4 года назад +20

      @@joski9030 Oh yeah because she is so happy and in love that you find it annoying. Geeze.

    • @alexmairs4447
      @alexmairs4447 4 года назад +9

      timbits187 what the fuck

  • @DeconteeSarahBoe
    @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 года назад +3388

    “That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 3 года назад +25

      I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

    • @noobmasters6913
      @noobmasters6913 3 года назад +20

      would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

    • @DeconteeSarahBoe
      @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 года назад +37

      @@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sjackson14777
      @sjackson14777 3 года назад +7

      I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

    • @ronaldmercer9616
      @ronaldmercer9616 3 года назад +16

      That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

  • @march.royalharness4848
    @march.royalharness4848 10 месяцев назад +10

    Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part

  • @awesomeblaster5182
    @awesomeblaster5182 5 лет назад +2521

    3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣

    • @seven2211g
      @seven2211g 5 лет назад +23

      I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

    • @fatdad64able
      @fatdad64able 5 лет назад +3

      Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingsalmon2315
      @kingsalmon2315 5 лет назад

      @Seth Organs ruclips.net/video/-Iw0-U9OknI/видео.html All I had to do was search it on RUclips.

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 5 лет назад

      @Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it-
      jk, slick

    • @ProximalImp689
      @ProximalImp689 5 лет назад

      Kenan thompson smh

  • @christoppherg
    @christoppherg 6 лет назад +8374

    "my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 лет назад +174

      @@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 лет назад +72

      @@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 лет назад +83

      @@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

    • @martyjohnston397
      @martyjohnston397 6 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha............

    • @greatawol
      @greatawol 6 лет назад +14

      @@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

  • @alenagallagher6631
    @alenagallagher6631 7 лет назад +1381

    “The chosen one “

    • @raveenaramnani8300
      @raveenaramnani8300 6 лет назад +3

      Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

    • @JustLikeJet
      @JustLikeJet 6 лет назад +2

      Beloved “Velocitapper”

    • @MrChileno13
      @MrChileno13 6 лет назад

      xD

    • @bud-9668
      @bud-9668 6 лет назад

      @@JustLikeJet
      It was "Velocitappedher"

  • @Damien-xp2fb
    @Damien-xp2fb 3 месяца назад +3

    He went to say " driving MSS Daisy" I think❤😂

  • @samuelhoman281
    @samuelhoman281 5 лет назад +438

    " I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic

  • @wydpanda
    @wydpanda 4 года назад +1178

    “So cheesy....” (giggles)
    *“Monsters!!!!”*

    • @boxscorestuffer6217
      @boxscorestuffer6217 3 года назад +8

      I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 3 года назад

      where were those teachers when i was in high school

    • @garyco766
      @garyco766 3 года назад +1

      @@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 3 года назад

      @@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

    • @JohnM-vh5bm
      @JohnM-vh5bm 3 года назад

      The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

  • @elsiewilson1689
    @elsiewilson1689 5 лет назад +262

    Pete’s delivery is so spot on in this 👌🏼

  • @muP8085
    @muP8085 9 месяцев назад +8

    4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 4 года назад +7691

    Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."

    • @13christbane
      @13christbane 4 года назад +140

      yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 4 года назад +13

      @@13christbane 😂😂😂

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 4 года назад +9

      Seriously 😂

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 4 года назад +26

      true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 4 года назад +12

      @@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

  • @phillipwright1752
    @phillipwright1752 4 года назад +580

    I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha

  • @mzVivikaBam
    @mzVivikaBam 8 лет назад +1486

    Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂

    • @PayneKilla94
      @PayneKilla94 6 лет назад +3

      Julie D so true

    • @aarongurrola5108
      @aarongurrola5108 6 лет назад +2

      "Ok"

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 лет назад +1

      @Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.

  • @josemaita8383
    @josemaita8383 2 года назад +4

    HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 года назад +3559

    Lol people arguing that "it would be different if the genders were switched"
    But... like one of the main jokes is that fact

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 4 года назад +122

      Those who are wanting this the opposite way are dying to be registered as sex offenders

    • @liliklein3218
      @liliklein3218 4 года назад +34

      Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 3 года назад +76

      Lol... @@apuuvah trying to be "woke" and coming up just a little short.

    • @stephaniebrooks9799
      @stephaniebrooks9799 3 года назад +75

      @@apuuvah Imagine trying to be “woke” then proceeding to use the r slur... I’m actually a rape survivor but this sketch was absolutely hilarious

    • @phyrestorm999
      @phyrestorm999 3 года назад +32

      @@matthewfoley3178 Did you seriously miss the entire point of the skit or are you just trolling? The guy wasn't a child and he WASN'T RAPED.

  • @smolpikachu7541
    @smolpikachu7541 3 года назад +717

    Come back to skit every once a while. Every word that comes out of Pete's mouth is HILARIOUS 😂

    • @IAMSUPREME22
      @IAMSUPREME22 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, every line hits. No filler.

    • @progshark
      @progshark 3 года назад +8

      "Yes, your honor. That was the *second* coolest thing I did that day."

    • @okdude7366
      @okdude7366 2 года назад

      FACTS KEKW

    • @carmstrong6507
      @carmstrong6507 2 года назад

      I agree. This is one of the funniest SNL skits I've ever seen.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 Год назад

      He makes everything sound funny.

  • @victorvondoom7155
    @victorvondoom7155 6 лет назад +10889

    My maaaaaaan😏

  • @wmnoe
    @wmnoe 2 года назад +7

    This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.

    • @iliveinsideyourhead7532
      @iliveinsideyourhead7532 2 года назад

      The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied 3 года назад +719

    "Oh, yes sir. Uh, my granpa and dad were estranged. Uh, this event brought them back together."
    ☺️👍😎👍

    • @ramal5708
      @ramal5708 3 года назад +6

      You can hear Keenan laughing in the background during thia

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад +1

      Genius writing :-D

  • @kulu5872
    @kulu5872 3 года назад +530

    Kenan is like the cherry on top in every skit he is in❤

  • @coochiemeowmeow2210
    @coochiemeowmeow2210 6 лет назад +14974

    It’s kinda sad how if the roles were reversed- two male teachers and a female student, this would have played out a lot differently

    • @jeremyrosado5670
      @jeremyrosado5670 6 лет назад +1450

      xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.

    • @Saints2024
      @Saints2024 6 лет назад +456

      I'm not gonna lie, Salvador. What you said didn't make any sense.

    • @adondybbuk1916
      @adondybbuk1916 6 лет назад +233

      What is your proof for this? Just wondering. Also, they're boys that end up having to pay child support if the rapist has a baby.

    • @kevin_parkerson
      @kevin_parkerson 6 лет назад +74

      Francisco Vazquez your response was the rational and appropriate way to reply to such a comment 😂

    • @okaygee4132
      @okaygee4132 6 лет назад +214

      Agreed. What parent wants their child sexually involved with an adult; especially his teacher? Did we learn nothing from Mary Kate and Villi? Ugh!

  • @D0dZi3
    @D0dZi3 4 месяца назад +2

    I love it how he said: "Let the record show, the witness means... my man."

  • @JB-cd6gn
    @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +1311

    Pete gets my vote for "Pimp of the Year"

    • @jm-bn9sy
      @jm-bn9sy 4 года назад +11

      this is easily me favorite character that pete plays

    • @brandonnewby178
      @brandonnewby178 4 года назад +5

      Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...

    • @Ryan-pg1tw
      @Ryan-pg1tw 4 года назад

      You should be more respectful

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +1

      Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat

  • @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist
    @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist 5 лет назад +1566

    "Headline counts for two letters" is such an underrated joke.

    • @operationhotshotinc.6887
      @operationhotshotinc.6887 5 лет назад +9

      Raleigh Guitar Guy huh?

    • @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist
      @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist 5 лет назад +24

      @@operationhotshotinc.6887 The literal first joke in the sketch. "You're watching HLN. Headline counts for two letters."
      Did you actually watch the video, or are you just skimming comments?

    • @violetinthesun1756
      @violetinthesun1756 5 лет назад +56

      @@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist thanks but easy dam, some of us just slow! gotta learn somewhere

    • @jordanforbes2557
      @jordanforbes2557 5 лет назад +16

      Not really, it's not funny just cringey/corny.

    • @oooohsnaaaap
      @oooohsnaaaap 5 лет назад +1

      I can't unsee it now.

  • @ThallVic
    @ThallVic 3 года назад +193

    Pete Davidson dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian.
    So yes. Such titles as the "Chosen One" fit him quite well.

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 2 года назад +7

      wtf he even dated kate beckinsale christ this dude is a fucking legend

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 2 года назад +4

      Like, I'm not saying he's unattractive, but whats his secret?!

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 2 года назад +2

      @@XoIoRouge hes funny and hes dated other hot celebs.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 2 года назад +1

      @@xv9021 Wait, are hot celebs attracted to people who date hot celebs? Well shit. LOL

    • @ThallVic
      @ThallVic 2 года назад +5

      Personally, I find him quite good-looking, @@XoIoRouge. And, you know, there's that little "rumor": Ariana Grande implied that he is... Ahem... Well endowed. But honestly, what I hear from people in the media, not only from the girls he's dated but also from his colleagues on SNL, is that, essentially, he's a very funny, humble and sweet guy.

  • @blankname6629
    @blankname6629 Год назад +6

    That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha

  • @jazthejourney
    @jazthejourney 5 лет назад +440

    " I walked to the car with my arms out spinning around like a Disney princess "

    • @DarthKronos1
      @DarthKronos1 4 года назад

      hey, i don't get it what did he said at the end? (midsong?)
      can you help me?

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 4 года назад +1

      @@DarthKronos1 so when a disney princess sings and spins and all that they are typically at the climax of the movie where it goes into the third act where their the hero, which is basically what the character was doing

  • @grantpaisley9012
    @grantpaisley9012 8 лет назад +1882

    Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.

    • @beazek
      @beazek 8 лет назад +23

      waiting for more sequels!!! xD

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 8 лет назад +3

      its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny

    • @CasperTheTryHard
      @CasperTheTryHard 8 лет назад +7

      john doe please seek psychiatric care

    • @laurenshmits9734
      @laurenshmits9734 8 лет назад +2

      +john doe you are like RUclips cancer.

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 8 лет назад +7

      WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny

  • @nickstick5029
    @nickstick5029 8 лет назад +487

    Your life begins today !

  • @jimmyfarrow6486
    @jimmyfarrow6486 2 года назад +9

    For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.

  • @theAlbertinator1
    @theAlbertinator1 8 лет назад +172

    "The Chosen One"
    'King of Everything"
    "The Revenant"
    "Three's Humpany"
    "The Diary of a Pimpy Kid"
    "Veloci-tapped Her"
    "My man"

    • @saeveonwoodard6576
      @saeveonwoodard6576 7 лет назад +4

      theAlbertinator1” but the way Denzel Washington says it”

  • @austingilles1001
    @austingilles1001 4 года назад +406

    I have watched this skit 1,000 times and it makes me laugh every time

    • @dreddj.9451
      @dreddj.9451 4 года назад +2

      1001 ,,,,,,,,,,, My Man!

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 8 лет назад +2254

    Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.

  • @Panterarosa910
    @Panterarosa910 2 года назад +12

    3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣

  • @valerianicole8090
    @valerianicole8090 6 лет назад +256

    1:30 *the way he describes the GIF* 😭😂💀

  • @asadahmad1455
    @asadahmad1455 5 лет назад +818

    Did this affect ur relationship with ur family at all?
    Ah yes sir my grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together😂😂😆.....my fav part was when Kenan explains what my man Denzel Washington style meant, the way shakes his hand....😂😂😂😆😆

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 2 года назад +63

    Pete is one of the best characters the show ever had. He’s freaking awesome

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 11 месяцев назад

      He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...

  • @BrentDelong1253
    @BrentDelong1253 4 года назад +582

    Five hours. Yeah, I remember those days also. LoL. Getting old sucks.

    • @sharifhamdy3369
      @sharifhamdy3369 4 года назад +8

      you aint kiddin

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 года назад +13

      I'll pipe a lass in your honor sir.

    • @madvillaintree4909
      @madvillaintree4909 4 года назад +5

      @@trevthekidd ay. I shall do the same for you sir

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 года назад +7

      @@madvillaintree4909 💪don't drop that 👑

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 4 года назад +6

      yeah, 5 hrs is now how long it takes to remember where we left the blue pill :)

  • @Drumminz22
    @Drumminz22 8 лет назад +507

    "....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 года назад

      Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport .
      My Man.😁👍

  • @austinzean2190
    @austinzean2190 5 лет назад +366

    “My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together”
    Teacher!!! I need your help

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s been 8 years and this skit is probably the best one I can remember

  • @zeppelinfan82
    @zeppelinfan82 4 года назад +380

    Im really happy for Pete Davidson. Hes been through alot, and he deserves every sketch and movie he gets...the dude is funny as hell.

    • @j-rocd9507
      @j-rocd9507 3 года назад +10

      When I found out about his father I had more respect. My dad died when I was young too. Little lesson for me on judging people before you know them.

  • @ryannebarlow9213
    @ryannebarlow9213 3 года назад +153

    I died when he said "They called me, My Man but the way Denzel Washington says it" then Keenan demonstrates!!!! 🤣😂🤣☠️

  • @entertainmentblast7234
    @entertainmentblast7234 4 года назад +730

    "second coolest, I see what you did there"😂😂

    • @level69chad86
      @level69chad86 3 года назад +8

      @Jay Wong he means he.... uhhh u know umm he put his...

    • @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01
      @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01 3 года назад +6

      @@level69chad86 You see, when a man and two women like each other...

    • @austin.4325
      @austin.4325 3 года назад

      The "hut hut yes daddy" or in other words SEX

    • @victorteixeira2539
      @victorteixeira2539 3 года назад +5

      it'd be funnier if he said third
      cause he did the two teachers

    • @nicolasneal204
      @nicolasneal204 3 года назад

      @@victorteixeira2539 I thought the same thing man I thought Kenan was going ask don't you mean third thing when he said second

  • @splender88
    @splender88 4 месяца назад +1

    One of if not the funniest skit ever on SNL just wish it had lasted longer.

  • @Master_WhiteLightening
    @Master_WhiteLightening 3 года назад +364

    This one of the funniest skits they have done. My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing so much.

    • @tubbysza
      @tubbysza Год назад

      Whoever likes this video is a PEDOPHILE. Adult f*cking 16 year old is abuse, never funny at all.
      This video is pure deception.

  • @flyersruleJC24
    @flyersruleJC24 6 лет назад +848

    this is an underrated skit

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 4 года назад +3213

    pete has the biggest lips Ive ever seen on a white dude in my life

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 4 года назад +76

      he's kinda playing it like a "white black kid"... steez.

    • @huntercalgary
      @huntercalgary 4 года назад +36

      chairman sow.....lol
      try watching an interview with steven tyler or mick jagger.....lol
      you will think youre up skirting your mom....lol
      get out of the house more....idiot....lol
      lol

    • @Oilupimtherein5
      @Oilupimtherein5 4 года назад +142

      @@huntercalgary lol.. shut the.. fuck up.. your words make no.. sense.. lol...lol

    • @davidsuarez3003
      @davidsuarez3003 4 года назад +10

      huntercalgary “ My man”

    • @fercaism
      @fercaism 4 года назад +15

      i really dont understand the american concept of race.. pete is white but so is brad pitt? how is this possible??!!

  • @Funkadelic.602
    @Funkadelic.602 Месяц назад +3

    2:34 Oh i remember those days 😂😂😂😂

  • @tristurner8256
    @tristurner8256 5 лет назад +278

    Keenan is literally perfect as the judge

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 лет назад

      hes annoying as fuck with that smiling face, he cant act shit

    • @katsumi8644
      @katsumi8644 5 лет назад +7

      @@Glock-bj3nz Ok Boomer.

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 лет назад

      @@katsumi8644 mi-l bei? plz

    • @katsumi8644
      @katsumi8644 5 лет назад +1

      @@Glock-bj3nz what

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 лет назад

      @@katsumi8644 wHaT