DEATHRUN 2.0 (RAGE!)

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Rifty - / @rifty

[@moplayz7346]

2:33 "I hate cizzorz so much from now on im only cutting things with knifes" lol

[@itskenili]

I mean he does have like 5 knives that he can cut with

[@shukzaman2507]

Lol

[@mezz5840]

He can use a lazar

[@Homi_1]

Well tecnicly scissors are just two knifes put together

[@meat2265]

If he is ever caught using scissors, link him to that clip XD

[@andrewistaken4673]

“I hate Cizzorz so much I’m only cutting with knifes”. LMAO

[@astr0nyt]

Dad joke

[@chill_you_botg0d794]

Stupid

[@ungabunga9430]

I just heard that part as I read it
Edit: Thank you for 60 likes

[@itssherbet_]

Unknown User 😂 same

[@westham1235]

mysteryman175 Walker (bad)

[@jjspringer69]

The realest quote ever, "I followed your path and it led me to death" 7:42

[@ytesc_]

Frr

[@trantum8953]

9:01-It was at this moment he knew he FU*KED up!!!!
😂😂😂LOL

[@jathyn725]

3:45 me when i take any science test

[@zitroortiz5760]

Nothinol dont like your own comment

[@jathyn725]

Zitro Ortiz but I didn’t 😂

[@tiernanlooney546]

Nothinol 3:39 more

[@revolutioninc7081]

Ice is a lie

[@stevevazquez9852]

No it should be when he said get my butt

[@BtTimothy9274]

This course transforms Lvl. 1 crooks into Lvl. 35 bosses

[@ther7147]

Lol, that's how Mafia works

[@snom9489]

Dat just mafia

[@thesiblingsvlogsandgaming4069]

John Burry that’s how Maria works

[@succulentstan]

John Burry lmao

[@clumzi_]

John Burry u mean 100

[@viper8560]

7:56 can we just appreciate the sync

[@beats1478]

Do you know the song used?

[@nothingistrueeverythingisp4119]

I love the fact that Willie has absolutely no idea what's going on.

[@allo8464]

You mean frank?

[@mmconnorzeus3837]

@@allo8464 no he means the dog willeh

[@yeahimhi5719]

who is Willie man ?

[@regulus4052]

@@yeahimhi5719 U prob read the other reply's but he named his dog Willie

[@yeahimhi5719]

oh ahhhhahahahha awwwwwwwww

[@skidmarks7446]

Doe any one realise he is wearing Lachys power merch 🤣

[@xxlegendgamerxx3620]

Yes 😂

[@no_name6540]

Gotta support your brother's man

[@njgaming3322]

My best friend has a couple million and I wear his merch like hell

[@metplex2113]

@@no_name6540 yes sir

[@greaseman8885]

@Da_Brooza no one is saying that

[@rainepriel7022]

Who else KNEW that lazerbum would die on the trap first doorway

[@jerrythebanana]

I was had a feeling that something that was going kill him before he got to the checkpoint or at least was hoping LOL 😂

[@kelleyfleming4117]

Me and I think we were all expecting it to

[@billyhoward2364]

Raine Priel me lamfo

[@lawrenceboy3870]

Raine Priel it’s lazarbeam idiot

[@ducc995]

@@lawrenceboy3870 You don't get it, don't react.

[@Bitvivid]

Lannan: Why do I keep getting demonetized?!
Also Lannan: POLLUTE MORE, KIDS!!!

[@MASTERGAMER-qs1wn]

I was just about to say that

[@carternielson3453]

that’s actually hilarious nice

[@fortinayt2720]

“Global warming is the solution to ice traps kids. Pollute more kids ok”
Wise words spoken by a wise man😂
BrUh

[@hiroto5095]

NONONONONONONO DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@limedinosaur7907]

Ikr

[@spencer4395]

DONT DO IT AT ALL!!!

[@cat-hj6kl]

Its a joke

[@MASTERGAMER-qs1wn]

More like a demonitized man

[@mpb1018]

"How do I fit through that hole"
Lazarbeam 2019

[@username_username_101]

He couldn’t fit into Cizzorz’s hole last night, sadly. :(

[@justsomepenguinwithaglock2773]

I like how we're all dirty 12 year olds

[@Always_defusable]

*26

[@lachy-lf3ul]

Thats what she said

[@Dewah77_YT]

Dylan Hart same here!😏lol

[@lolziz]

#1 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING Ye boi.

[@plebbythepleb099]

"You are not stopping me this time Cizzorz. (dies before getting into the first level)
-LazarBeam 2019

[@MASTERGAMER-qs1wn]

Hahahaha

[@riban3768]

"See? I've improved!"
*Immediately walks of the platform and dies.*

[@MASTERGAMER-qs1wn]

Lol

[@winchesterchua3390]

Timestamp?

[@glitched7665]

1:10

[@Trorrio]

I liked the part where he died to the trap.

[@graph1dfvxs495]

TrorrioPlays sorry but i forgot that part can you tell me the time stamps pls thank you

[@kelleyfleming4117]

Uuuuuuuuuuh

[@pedroperalta3162]

niigggaaaa💀💀💀💀

[@roang9273]

Which 1??😂😂

[@weatherrreport]

Oh I must of missed that part

[@dhhswoefrewi2779]

At 4:39 slow it down he is wearing power merch Lachlan

[@tibormernicky5910]

I was waiting for someone to say that

[@indiandoritos]

that laugh he does tho 😂

[@buszenski]

Dat default guy true lol

[@FiveStarGelo]

I got an ad lmao🤣😂

[@gittt839]

hes been doing that for ages

[@AcidGizmo]

7:30 he is speaking the language of Gods

[@NMolina_]

True though

[@jacobjohn1181]

I think I have watched this whole series of his death runs at least 30 times and it never gets old

[@maxTS101]

Rookie numbers

[@davidreznik1234]

10:09 is exactly what he said 😂

[@HeyImKasi]

David Reznik no that’s what he said

[@daegonoliver8680]

David Reznik ...

[@eE-lu9vp]

David Reznik ....wow....

[@davidreznik1234]

Shark Slayer ya u r rifht

[@user-ey1bj]

I just love watching lazarbeam attempt to complete trap runs, it really cheers me up

[@derekarredondo5563]

3:22 Lannan: I want global warming.
1 Year Later: Climate Change challenge

[@MASTERGAMER-qs1wn]

Oh yeah the Greta thunberg challenge

[@benjamindameron9200]

2019: we need global warming
2020: Australia is on fire

[@taizhang9101]

Quote of the day: “ICE IS A LIE ITS MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT”

[@amelierampton1197]

guccigangtai xD

[@jt-zw4uo]

#1 Trending for Gaming, Its on for the beam !

[@m1nt9]

Girl: what do you do for a living
Lazarbeam: yell at cizzorz deathrun

[@liamdalton9278]

You are the pure definition of a pure Australian Rage
Love ya work

[@avavinovrski5401]

Liam Dalton can u translate that angry Australian

[@am3lkb482]

I hate sizes

[@skvdive]

*Fool me once shame on you fool me twice, I forgot the rest* - Lannan 2019

[@heh7739]

A quote that will live on forever XD

[@anon13x81]

“pollute more kids” what have you done lazar 😂

[@ethanconklin4687]

LazarBeam: “I want global warming to happen”
Australia 2020

[@haraldurbrekidavisson364]

Anythings Awesome *karma

[@icyisnstagic6618]

dude i would never stay in a deathrun and keep on ding for over an hour, lazar beam is a bloody legend

[@BEAMTHEBEAM]

Real

[@vxrtex3691]

Best way to beat scizzors parkour course
Get a rock
EDIT: for every1 that's saying I spelt cizzors wrong I didn't, I said cizzors and auto correct fixed it without me realizing

[@Lars_Hermsen]

Thank you kanye, very epic!

[@giant9211]

Get a gun

[@thecraziestfool2079]

Giant r/woooosh

[@goofyamerican9873]

But I use paper

[@noexistance3594]

Flynn Staite the reason why you cant do it

[@ace_silverelk2750]

#1 trending for gaming. Nice bro. U a bloody legend

[@mrsborninseventynine]

#2 now

[@els2real]

Yer

[@ayejay3666]

Lannan: “I will not be defeated” one second later dies to trap

[@acehood8643]

Lannan: yes I beat two levels!!! (Accomplishing everything in the world to him) viewers: Lannans on the yeetcane again 🙄

[@reggiethepurplepikmin6550]

Face cam didn’t die that’s a plus

[@edwardchen2141]

“Fool me once, shame on u, fool me twice, I forgot the rest” Lazerbeam 2019

[@TheGreenBanana]

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice i punch you in the face

[@furiousrazor329]

1:08 sub titles made sheer talent shi* talent

[@furiousrazor329]

Thanks for the like mate

[@user-cn7dt3qt7v]

LazarBeam: “I want global warming to happen”
Australia 2020

[@Allen-zx8jn]

@@user-cn7dt3qt7v lol

[@mkayms]

"Pollute more, children"
-Lazarbeam 2019

[@itzkyler8274]

Like if lazarbeam is a Bloody Legend

[@RXKseri]

Kyler Born say something if you know he’s trying to get likes

[@curtisthomsoutdoors6716]

7:30 Can anyone translate from angry Australian to English?

[@carlinhosbala89]

It's the last words of hitler before dying

[@lara_gaming302c3]

AAAAAHHHHH GIMME THE BIGGEST NUMBER OF BOUNCEPADS!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@bella-qf1rx]

YEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH GIVEEE MEE THE BIGGEST BOUNCEPAD

[@littleirish7785]

Lara_Gaming302 C and ii Sirius nah it means F U CIZZORZx 20

[@WestlyFPS]

He said I fucking hate my life and bouncepads

[@Sam-oy8sz]

Lazarbeam: earns respect from millions of people
Also Lazarbeam: “PoLuTe MoRe KiDs!!”

[@-_agent_-9254]

4:54 OMFG HE’S REACTION MADE MY DAY

[@wrigleystrauss3771]

Ninja's hair is red
It used to be blue
Don't dance on him
Or he will ban you

[@brando4694]

You spelt carbon wrong idiot

[@taytoez9472]

bruh leave ninja alone its old anyway

[@odub-zq8zn]

The best

[@itsmarshy3382]

Gg

[@deanc3882]

Wrigley Strauss so true

[@ButItsBad]

4:54 - That Star Wars reference though...

[@uniquename7769]

You mean 1:27?

[@drewbiedrew52]

He is a man of culture

[@mcgill1949]

I freaked out

[@zj2793]

Prequel memer!

[@616buddy5]

‘ you can’t fit through that not scientifically possible’ 10:15😂😂

[@makun845]

Random Girl: "What Do You Do In Your Life?
Lannan: *I Scream At Cizzorz Deathrun.*

[@alirezarajabi4410]

Something better than finishing cizzorz deathcoarse is using code laser beam on the item shop 👍🏽👌

[@NinjaPedroX]

And learning proper English 👌👍

[@MangoMate]

and passing GCSE’s for English. 👍🏾👌

[@silvervajda951]

Lazar*

[@fakeninjaxd9235]

you bloody legend

[@ashercastro1801]

His name is LAZERBEAM I know it’s spelled laser beam but still

[@uncookednoodles1188]

“How are you supposed to fit through that bloody hole?”
I said that in another situation

[@OhManAFatRabbit]

Missed opportunity to just say "that's what he said"

[@uncookednoodles1188]

Queen Mini true 😂

[@vekua8257]

give your phone back to your dad

[@ava_niche]

@@OhManAFatRabbit More like That's what he said.

[@OhManAFatRabbit]

@@ava_niche no, because she wouldn't be asking how she is going to fit through a hole, he would be... seeing as he's the one with the dick

[@kashvimistry2049]

‘Ice is a lie, it’s made up by the government’ I CANTTT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cookiegt6165]

2hours left to 50 minutes left on same level
Me:I’ve only seen such raw strength once before

[@voltage6246]

The best part of this video is From 0:00 to 11:32

[@jackosborne6707]

“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”
Well, hello there!
I see he has heard the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise, whom some say could defeat even death!

[@wateryourplants5771]

A fellow prequel member?
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one!

[@gamingjoe9649]

Hello there

[@talha.5575]

Ayy prequel squad hello there

[@bluejay9361]

Hello there

[@jobeeno9215]

Seńor Frúit

[@cwchris_]

The lazarbeam fandom is 100000x better than anyone else’s.

[@blue_wolf5810]

9:38 this man screamed like his back bling lmao

[@Axel-kc5se]

9:31 it's a discord leave call sound

[@Kirply]

Is he trolling or was that an accident

[@drpea5189]

i heard it too

[@bennydoesstuff7429]

Its probably cizzorz

[@hyb002]

Plot twist: He's making more for Lazarbeam to be tortured.

[@aut32]

10:19
Lazar: "That's not scientifically possible"
Also Lazar: *he did it*

[@LucasLionelScott]

Ninja : never heard of lazarbeam

[@aliviakolekamp3539]

I must be early cause Lazerbeam has ADS
*gasp*

[@reflex2999]

ALIVIA KOLEKAMP not anymore😂

[@dominatornh981]

TDC March no it does. At least at the current time RUclips must have realized Lazar needs that ad monetization.

[@GDO9099]

He still has them

[@dinonuggie357]

At first I thought you said AIDS😂😂😂😂

[@reflex2999]

Why ain’t I getting any then?

[@busu_7803]

This is why I use code "lazarbeam" in the item store😊👌

[@Skhizzy]

saucey lai Can someone help me hit 1800 Subs?

[@shushee2342]

5:35 "NO GRAB ON" Ad in 3...2...1... "don't overpay for..." God please kill me now

[@nickygursahaney3925]

9:01 when Lannen knew he screwed up

[@starmada105]

“It’s a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”
Good, Lannon knows his prequel memes

[@docfuneral]

"ICE IS A LIE ITS MADE UP BY THE GOVERMENT" Quote by angry Australian: Lazarbeam

[@limedinosaur7907]

Lmao

[@sidharthsanegepalli683]

This didn't age well (looking at you TikTok)

[@kingadamw1]

I love how retro Lazarbeam is, I can so relate.

[@RedStoneKami]

Actually, Eskimos didn't invent ice. The earth invented ice.

[@brodyvanlysal1038]

Who misses the old lazarbeam when he reacted and did dumbcrap every friday
frick fortnite

[@noahsupersaga4057]

Meh

[@boschdishwasherdeath4107]

I agree fricking fortnite is really gettin on my fricken nerves its not very nice

[@FinkelCult]

@@boschdishwasherdeath4107 don't use that language!

[@ohyeahyeah7347]

He can fucing do whatever he wants to do you cant change his mind

[@OrcoYT]

back in the day.....

[@discontinuedchannel404]

2:08 Sounds a bit like Pewds

[@eatledcunt2222]

RantingOff lol yeah 😂

[@elliotjohnston950]

more like ali a lol

[@druniin6322]

Holy shit

[@kayleighwaerea2720]

I’ve seen this so many times but I think it’s my favourite video ever. It’s like 2am where I live so I’m trying my hardest not to laugh 😂!

[@PeanutBuster554]

8:32
The monster has awoken

[@I3ATTLE05]

You just need a *rock* to defeat him
It's a terrible joke. i know

[@jaedenalarcon]

Lmao😂

[@isabellaan9413]

someone get dwayne 😂

[@feliciano8887]

Don’t press read more
Now you have good luck for 2019
Wait why did I got over 550 likes :) anyways all of you who have liked have good luck

[@feliciano8887]

SealPoo lol you know I’m a guy right

[@ryderkolbe675]

Thank you

[@carlyle19]

Aha I didn’t click read more I clicked view comments

[@musicofthesoul7383]

Aww dammit😂

[@lunix7993]

Dogs and games 1st haha that’s what I always do too😂

[@mr.friesgaming4152]

Lazar's Strength: Memes
Lazar's Weakness: DEATHRUNS

[@bear4992]

Lazarbeam:who invented ice?
Nerds: The Mesopotamians

[@dvmpsterfyre6259]

Power by Lachlan has sponsored this video

[@iselk6907]

I hate cizzorz so much I’m only cutting stuff with knives 😂

[@yokubo883]

You don’t already use knives for everything?

[@BlackoutDjent]

I play this and I cut I wrists

[@memeonkel3016]

who else is stuck in quarantine and came back to this? 😂

[@adamjerisat3191]

me

[@DraconaiAuracto]

I feel SO BAD for laughing at 9:01.

[@dlsalim]

3:56 when bae FINALLY says shes home alone 😂🤣😂🤣👌🏻

[@cirbam2747]

"I hate scissors so much, from now on I'm going to use knives to cut stuff!" -Lazarbeam, 2019

[@emilydrinan3938]

SaveThe Weak it’s not even the way he said it. Don’t put quotation marks if you’re not going to quote it correctly

[@nottfue1619]

@@emilydrinan3938 well you can shut the fuck up

[@emilydrinan3938]

not tfue calm down hero

[@bigboipikapoo5328]

Gingy can you build it, No bob you can’t build it
Wise words for a Australian man

[@joshuaalvarado941]

Lazarbeam:told you I’ve improved.
Lazar:dies
Everyone:🥱

[@mcardle433]

Its eleven at night in ireland but anything for a lazarbeam vid

[@RRRRRR_]

Proper true boi

[@JAMGODZILLA]

Same

[@abbykey9]

RAINBOSORS FOR LIFE it’s 5pm where I live

[@overthehill4861]

That's really impressive. Jk
Jk that

[@joshoneill7379]

RAINBOSORS FOR LIFE same here

[@edocross4744]

3:47 sooo. . . now the earth is flat, Australia is fake, and ice is a lie

[@ceoofcringe6296]

Now my life is a lie

[@llamagod4922]

Vaccines are bad and the government is lying to us

[@nickloyd8576]

3:46 ice goes hand in hand with Australia lol😂

[@yessir-bd2oc]

feel bad u didn’t get a like in 2 years

[@mggilbert3884]

He quoted Star Wars. I never even noticed that until rewatching this video. Him saying “it’s a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one” is a welcome suprise for me too

[@maxcoughlin5561]

8:50 When you think you completed your homework that took you 4 hours then your friend tells you that you did the wrong one

[@jerrythebanana]

I just love seeing lazarbeam raging and in torture I laughed so hard between 8:17 - 9:06

[@shahzadmunawarnizamani7186]

That reaction was fake as fuck, he knew there was a trap there, he did it for the views

[@mnspnklb9889]

@@shahzadmunawarnizamani7186have a cry mate

[@shadowflame8647]

@@shahzadmunawarnizamani7186Yeah like it's soo obvious that there's a trap there, I mean it's a Cizzorz deathrun after all

[@Jahz_]

“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice… I forgot the rest” -Lazarbeam 2019

[@diftback4447]

It's been confirmed by lazarbeam guys...ice is a lie. This man speaks the truth.

[@TangyFN]

Can't believe this video isn't a couple hours long 🤔

[@foxlambert1743]

Its called editing

[@JangoYoutube]

lazarbeam back at it with the deathrun, what a bloody legend

[@tidefps8935]

If anybody you can read this I will be śûbbįng to everyone who śúbś and lįkes

[@monkeh2220]

Random person: So what do you do for a living?
Lannan: It’s complicated

[@electrogamer7325]

Lazarbeam : Pollute kids!
2019-2020 : Cha-Cha real smooth

[@0subsWith0vidsChallenge]

No matter what you do the ttv's will always get you.

[@sumx1483]

8:31 when they don’t use code lazarbeam in the shop

[@kidbakx2164]

Lol😂😂😂

[@nineperson120]

More like 8:38

[@aussiegamingbros4840]

Lazarbeam- Takes 4 hours. Doesn’t finish.
Record holder- 1 minute

[@petercusmano5213]

Lazarbeam is better than every youtuber ever