CIZZORZ FUNRUN (not fun)
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
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4 years later and this is still a classic
so tue
It's a ritual to come back to this series after a year
Yeah man
True
Ahh yes love this man
that ending tho...
LazarBeam FIRST
LazarBeam code lazar
LazarBeam eye ligma be killing me thank you
First
Hey yall
The 4 stages of lazarbeam death runs
1.: I’m not even worried about it!
2. *desk slam*
3. Eating the microphone
4. Crying
I know
5.shouting/making sounds
5 all of them
5. insulting it
or girl friend emotional support
Almost 5 years and this is still goated
Frr
I'm here two
Nobody
Lannan when he dies to jumping on one platform to another: *_I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT_*
That's not how that meme works.
I just got a brain tumar from reading that
@@emanfyvie I can't be offended by that. It's tru :(
3 things that happened to me today
1.Someone said they didn’t like lazarbeam
2.They got hit with a bus
3.I lost my licence
🤔ok
And went to prison I was an eye witness
We losing you license could have been anything😉
I’ve seen this on 5 different channels so stfu
interesting
9:44 *"hAi WaNt tO bReAk hEvrYtHinG!?!?!!!"*
Sounds like voldemort
“Watch me do this first attempt”
-Famous last words
Where the 🤬🤬🤬🤬 is my dog
said that to your mum last night
Lazer: fails once
Me: he'll do it next time
*montage music starts*
Me: oh nevermind
This is what I think every single time
That’s so damm true
You spelled lazarbeam wrong but funny joke
Lachła n right I was gonna comment that dude
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
10:12 that's how henchmen language was made.
Ha ha ha ha ha hah
Yes qween
TS ghori303 awsome
Thanks everybody for the likes didnt knew I would get this much thanks so much plz I know I am self promoting but plz can u sub 2 my channel
Season 2 huh
Nobody:
Muselk: BAN THE DOORS
Lazarbeam: I was just goin for style points, I'm not mad
Sawyer Baumel lazarbeam
Lazaebeam?
“I’m not even remotely stressed” *screams in anger*
*Constanly slamming the desk in rage*
“I’m having so much fun!”
He protec he attac but most importantly willeh fight bacc
bacc*
Luke PlayStation Yt I read your comment and now I am waiting for a r/whoosh comment
r/whoosh
@@fronz1358 happy
Lazar: you aren’t supposed to have fun
Me: my life story in a nutshell...
Lazar: *starts having fun*
Me: 🤔
I love how every time he dies, he leans back a little.
I noticed that too lol especially at 6:44
ShadowGaming
Lol
But can your chair do this Lazarbeam can
HES ON LEAN
Same
who's returning to his old videos cause we miss old lazar beam
10:12 henchman voices
😂😂😂
Ou ou
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣how are you so accurate
Savedtoast Mika LOL so true tho 😂
I know 😂😂😂 henchmans are so weird😂
Is it just me or does Lannan comforting WILLEH at the start was cute af
WILLEH*
WILLEH
Cameron Fogarty I changed r u happy now!!!!’😂
Cizzorz: hardest death run yet.
Lazarbeam: hold my vegemite!
No stop vegimite is the definition of cancer
fabledeath e You suck vegimite is so good So I say you suck😇
It more like vegishite
Its actually spelt Vegishite
You mean hold my vegeshite
Only legends come back to watch this work of art once again
1 year later… you still watching it??
Cizzorz: New fun death run
Lazarbeam: hold my beer
Use code lazar👍🍺
If I was lazarbeam I'd just keep my beer to myself
If I was lazarbeam I would drink the beer in 0.0000000000001 seconds and do it
Lazarbeam you should try the noob deathrun with 50 levels.
Likely he won’t pass it
You spelled *Lazar* wrong
Lazarbeams oh hell naw
The best part in the video is the old hype music
But seriously I was so happy 😀
Noah Fontenot agreed
What the music called it’s funny
Noah Fontenot nah it’s Willie
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT LMAO
Noah Fontenot when was it
His mood in these runs was the whole vibe of 2020.
This was made in 2019
hahah 2020 bad how original
Cizzorz: Funrun
Lazar: I’m becoming a Feminist
69 likes lol
Lazarbeam is a "pro" on deathruns, He did everything "first try".
I know
Forsure
@Llama r/WOOOOSH
Better than u
100% true
Lazarbeam: this is not fun this is impossible
Hottball: hold my beer
U copied that comment Peter
Ikr😂😂
Hott ball finishes it in 2minz
4turtle has the record at 1:39 rn
Hotball: hold my hot sauce
Love how he leaves in the good and the bad which makes him infinitely better than any other RUclipsr
This is what I subbed for, I guy thowing scissors at the floor and scaring his dog. QUALITY CONTENT
True man
The Jammin' Jams are you rich and living your best life like him!?
@@saegenpierce2319 lol
The Jammin' Jams no u probably subbed for fortnite
@@ebh4694 you could be right.
*Plot twist:* he doesn't want to talk about it
about what?
Yes.agreed
Agreed
Hello bruda
real plot twist: hes does want to talk about it
Who else wants lazarbean to do a random duo video?
Burnt Smoothie are u the one that commented “who else wants Lachlan to do a random duo video” on Lachlan’s new vid?
Edit: and yea I want lazarbeam to do that
me and make a deathrun and evryone to sub to me
Lazarbean more like mr.Bean
Long live the bean
Lazarbean?
You know it gets serious when he wears his hoodie
Literally everyone else when he starts the funrun:
Me: This is where the fun begins
Ciphxr You are about to experience something you may have never experienced before...
r/wooosh
I'm liking this comment and subbing to you just because of your name.
@@Kcipher r/wooosh
Ciphxr first of all there is 3 mil views and second wooooooooooosh
"Ill get it first try, watch." -Lazarbeam
Me to
I hope cizzorz gets banned
From making creative maps
Very wise choice of words from lannan
6
No one:
LazarBeam: I don't wanna talk about it shut up
This man doesn’t fail to try and cheat in every deathrun ever and I respect it💀
Lazarbeam: *not having fun*
Me: having fun watching him scream and rage
I am going to friend you on fortnite
Me to
who else loves that he plays upbeat music during his death montage???
Sunshine Girl yesss what is it
my name is also Ruben
But spelt differently
Dr Plunger hello friend
I love how he does the montages of him failing miserably
Only legends come back to watch this video
True
Muselk:I am the funniest
Lazarbeam :Hold my coffee
*Beer*
Hold me pasta
Tea..
It should be Vodca
Lazarbeam seemed to be having so much fun
Pinapplemanpete XD CIZZORZ hold my beer
#1 trending in gaming!
Code lazar
The most anticlimactic ending in history
When I see Muselk add deathrun 4.0 I knew that you will do the same in a few hours
Same lol
Lol
LOL so true
Can we take a minute
To respect gingey and all the work he's done for us
Honestly mate one of the the best fucking name I’ve ever seen for that you get a like
I JUST READ HIS NAME HAHAHA
Noice good name
That's got to be the best name I've ever seen.
So it is.
(INSERT PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN THEME HERE)
@@ADRFilms119 ah shit the FBI itself
Lazarbeam: Not even remotely stressed.
Me: I'm waiting...
Lazarbeam: *heavy breathing and much concentration*
Me: There it is!
I love how at the start he just litterlly says “don’t wanna talk about it” like 80 times
25% is lava run
25% I don’t want to talk about it
25% i love fun runs
25% i hate life
50% I don't want to talk about it
50% I love fun runs
100% I hate life
Ha LMAO LOOL
99.99 %I hate my life
0.01% evry other thing
@@coreyrock8619 So true.
3:35 MUSIC NAME????
How to beat cizzors
PICK ROCK
Edit: u can also do what lannan did and sat there for 48 hrs
But picking rock works better
Omg thx so much for the likes I never thought I would get to 1k likes in my life
I get it
Ha
I gat it
Rock crush him
Ha
Nobody:
Lannan: _attempts to murder a pair of scissors_
Willeh: “Nani!?”
Willy, it’s willy
5 years later and this is still the best video ever❤
this is how many times lannan wanted to kill cizzors
⬇️
i wouldn't kill him because his level are good
You have 666
How do likes contribute to anything. I don’t call people beggars cause what u did in NOT. But u just want likes.......
Cizzoz has a z at the end not a s
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
6:45 - 7:15 is a compialation of Lazar just leaning back (watch the facecam)
lmao i was just about to say that
P
Before tfvygvubuv TV y tbh utv TV 6tb7b6tv7 tu htd t gyhgtc dry g u have gym tgtd4y TV higvtfch h b ggvu Giblin rvbfr4vutvu fury boron ducked comfy jf fg u b cut
What do you mean the vid was only 12mins
Sam Jerry
I almost had a stroke reading this. Wait no... did you have a stroke writing this?
1963:We will have flying cars
2019:One angery boi trying to deepthroat a microphone
@@lol-ve8jc xD
@@st6rsix632 why are you laughing it's true he choked and is now suffering from mouth ligma
@@lol-ve8jc my god, tell him to get well soon
@@braydengustafson3106 thx :3
@@petro2k807 angery*
Fun fact: On the lava level he could of use the impulses instead of dying 50 times and wasting a much of time So LAZARBEAM is a god damn bloody legend
I THINK WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.....
Never RUN with cizzorz 😂
Edit: thank you for the likes
RaCoN :] ass joke lmao your probably 6
@@papakrabz1926 stop being toxic to a 6 year old you'll corrupt them you little shit
@@papakrabz1926 and your anus is going to jail when ur older
Bo3 cizzorz
@@papakrabz1926 kinda harsh dude
Lazarbeam: my charachter does not jump
Epic games: we fixed it
Cizzorz: it was fixed
Lazarbeam : i do not jump
It actualy is fixed
He said only praise lol
grammar on point.
Lannan: I’m going to change the comment modification rules only to “praise me”
Me: and I’m going to earn a million dollars by sleeping
Just stream it and hope Mr. Beast is around
Rezkel that comment made my day😂😂
Mine too 😂
Five years later this is still a classic 😂
The way he beat the first level was:
*SNEAK 100*
Sneak 1000000
The fact that you probably don’t know what sneak 100 is from is funny
Lazarbeam:Cizzorz what do you do in your spare time
Cizzorz:I make deathruns
Lazabeam:Leaves the chat
No Name Fortnite ur no cizzorz
Hi b deficit
No Name Fortnite oof
Just trying to help you missed the 2nd Lazarbeams R
0:31
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly we missed him and he finally bacc
What a wonderful profile picture
This is not funny
I just said it's a nice pfp what did I do
Never understood this meme?
Maaz Khan I know and it’s not funny
You should do the scissors death run 4.0
I like how every time he dies he backs away from desk
Its because he would probably brake it
Lazerbeam: finally makes first jump, and still acts like he already won.
Love to see it.
Lazarbeam*
Yhk
Ikr
Noob
I love how he just calmly takes a shower in the middle of the video
to think how easy this would be now with all the new additions
The ending was sadder than Infinity War😭😂
R I P
Oof
F in the chats bois
Hahahahhahahahhahaha
Lol
No one:
Lazar: I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
How do u know
;-;
We need the brightest crayon box
Who else is looking at the timer between cuts?
Edit: Thank you guys for the likes!
mE
nancy carroll me lmao
Me
Everyone said they did but did they really
Josh Bright probably not
Lazarbeam- I can do this first try. Fails and blames spaghetti
Spaghetti- seriously
6:46 every time he dies he leans back 😂💀💀 it’s ok Lannan we appreciate you 💛💛
Lol
Lol
Also around 3;50
Imagine lazar asmr raging complimation
Johnny English yassss 😂🙏
I clicked on this video and said to myself let’s see lazarbeam rage
Nobody
Lannan when he fails to jump from one platform to another: *_I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT_*
Just a dude who likes Dbz GUYS I FINALLY EDITED MY FIRST VIDEO! YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT IF YOU LIKE!!
Make sure to subscribe btw ;)
“I’m going to get it first try” dies millions of times
6:18
Lazarbeam: not even remotely stress
1 second later
*HEAVY BREATHING*
The completion of the first level was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen... LAZARBADASSSSS
Archie Stewart but he kinda cheated. In cizzors video, he says that you can’t use items after their level and you can’t pick up unused items
You should check out freshs compilation
I think you mean second level anyway
@@TheAmazingJolt but that was the 1st level so that's not cheating
@@pillowtalk5595 why second level
Laser: literally watch me beat this first attempt
Me:yeah right...
*lazer dies*
Me: I knew...
Lazer: I DON ‘T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
You: spells his name wrong
Me: that’s not how you-
You: I don’t want to talk about it!
You: Imma post this funny comment
Me:Bro this isn't even funny it just ol-
You: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
Same
It's Lazar btw (it's so you can get a like from him)
Omg you are so funny because you said what he said in the video! In other words, don’t ever comment on a video ever again. 👍
I know I’m watching this in 2021 but it’s an entertaining video.
You’ve come so far and now you have your own skin. Bloody Legend!
“I have been on this level for 3 hours”
Me: looks at clock
Also me: does math
Me again: nope just over 1 hour 50 mins
Wait a minute...
1 hour 51 minutes if you wait a minute.
L m f a o
😂
Nobody cares
When the accordion starts you know you're about to get a montage of DEATH
Get this to 69 likes
I feel like one day he's going to eat his microphone whole
He going to deep throat it so hard
Microphone whole?
Bad grammar
like how tfue ate his dog
“I’ll get it first try, watch” -LazerBeams Last Words
Lazarbeam: these death runs give me eye ligma I probably should not do them.gets 47k views in 2 minutes.
Lazarbeam:never mind edit:thanks for the likes I have never even had one like on a comment before
GUYS I FINALLY EDITED MY FIRST VIDEO! YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT IF YOU LIKE!!
Make sure to subscribe btw ;)
@@itzisaacc stfu
I WAS THE 100TH LIKE!!!!!!!
F is for Fire that burns down the city
U is for Uranium...Bombs
N is for No Survivors
🙃
Lazerbums the new plankton with muselk being Mr krabs
xD
Temmie CHanNEl lmao exactly 😭
F is for paying respects
U is u will not be missed
N is for never forget you
R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg
City is supposed to be town just saying
Oof
It cracks me up when you open the video to a pair of scissors😂
"I'm not even remotely worried"
"Starts to breath heavily"
To Cizzorz: ah this is a funrun.
Lannan: *THIS IS A DUMBRUN*
When the montage song starts playing...you already know what's gonna happen
Lol
I love how when he dies he says i don’t wanna talk about it
I know right 🤣🤣😂😂
Literally what I'm on
He only said it a little
I love it to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lazarbeam: ok we're making gooood progress
5 seconds later *Dies
Cizzors: scares a dog
Me: “loads gun with religious intent”
Same, I was ready with a gun
Actually, a machine gun or a hunting rifle
Cool
Hell ye boi
Same
Thank you for enduring Eye Ligma for our entertainment you are truly The best RUclipsr
PS use code lazar
U know what would help Lannan
A middle finger emote
Logan Schroeder 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
I also want that sooooo bad
There was one when fortnite was new but they remove it 🖕🏻+👎🏻
why say his full name just say lazarbeam
@@tiawright5524 no there wasn't
Laserbeam puts So much effort into his videos
This is so much FUN i’m gonna have so much fun on this level
Good vid Lazar u should have a boxing match with cizzorz😂
And then draw so that they can make more money 👌
On August 25th
Me: another deathrun video?
My brain: Here comes the rage.