Top Ten Music Genres I HATE!!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 4 года назад +11599

    A whole month waited for this trash, love it

    • @turbkey1380
      @turbkey1380 4 года назад +154

      Hey it’s the dude

    • @aov2151
      @aov2151 4 года назад +188

      Rudolph Ayoube

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 4 года назад +124

      Hey, it's Rudy Vegas Pro

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 года назад +94

      Bro you cant comment a meme out of your own comment section over here.
      Comment something else; bro.

    • @lucasjuliancarballeira6392
      @lucasjuliancarballeira6392 4 года назад +36

      Bro

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 4 года назад +11435

    You don't need to censor your swears, the algorithm doesn't understand Scottish. Nor does anyone else tbh

    • @DaedalusCommunity
      @DaedalusCommunity 4 года назад +163

      2:24 well actually it's a kelegram of feathers

    • @Charlie-vq5xy
      @Charlie-vq5xy 4 года назад +29

      I like how you say that as if it's another language

    • @djake_marthall
      @djake_marthall 4 года назад +49

      If you can't understand Scottish, how did you understand that he said he needed to censor himself? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 года назад +38

      @@djake_marthall maybe theyre scottish

    • @DetectiveConack
      @DetectiveConack 4 года назад +14

      yeah, even the Scotsman got away with swearing in Samurai Jack lmao

  • @CJ-po2nq
    @CJ-po2nq 4 года назад +3506

    The audacity joke made me laugh more than it should’ve

  • @steezydan8543
    @steezydan8543 4 года назад +3259

    Top Ten Music Genres I Hate:
    # 1 - Myself

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 4 года назад +2873

    It's not like he speaks English, but we understand him.

  • @plfanonyt
    @plfanonyt 4 года назад +2142

    Kmac: “Coming in at number SEX”

    • @lucasgarcia9330
      @lucasgarcia9330 3 года назад +10

      ok n't Simon

    • @reverberation_9
      @reverberation_9 3 года назад +3

      So the number was 69, huh. Scotland has a weird number system

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 3 года назад +1

      That’s Scottish for ya!

    • @MrHrannsi
      @MrHrannsi 3 года назад +1

      In Icelandic the word for the number six is sex, so here you go, useless information you can live without :p

    • @alguem292
      @alguem292 Год назад +3

      @@romeohio19 you must be fun at parties

  • @DeanLamb
    @DeanLamb 4 года назад +3138

    "I mean, you wrote this entire script."
    M E T A

    • @DeanLamb
      @DeanLamb 4 года назад +36

      @@jordan.na.dzielni 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 😎 whatup dude

    • @donniegnar5571
      @donniegnar5571 4 года назад +13

      Dean and Kmac try to LEARN _______...? I fear you may break the internet with that video.

    • @tomislavbajic7781
      @tomislavbajic7781 4 года назад +2

      THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!

    • @duckduckgo358
      @duckduckgo358 4 года назад

      Diead laughing at that part lmao

    • @kyleroliver2143
      @kyleroliver2143 4 года назад +1

      🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

  • @darkflamerpunkboy
    @darkflamerpunkboy 4 года назад +2635

    That "audacity" joke was solid. I breathed outward through my nose.

    • @zoekastillo
      @zoekastillo 4 года назад +20

      it was a brutal punchline

    • @ojwithbits6642
      @ojwithbits6642 4 года назад

      lol

    • @davelanciani-dimaensionx
      @davelanciani-dimaensionx 4 года назад +1

      Oh god - you got COVIDs all over your screen! Run!

    • @Ader1
      @Ader1 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i didn't understand :'(

    • @bobsmythe9949
      @bobsmythe9949 4 года назад +9

      But did you ever so slightly nod backwards at the same time? Just establishing the level.

  • @HimanXK
    @HimanXK 4 года назад +1229

    "Djent is just what happens when swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on their guitars"
    Amazing

    • @benoit4652
      @benoit4652 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @mateogilruth3228
      @mateogilruth3228 3 года назад +1

      Boyinaband reference lol

    • @AvithOrtega
      @AvithOrtega 3 года назад +15

      Someone with a verified account change the description of the Wikipedia article now!

    • @glitterbug6236
      @glitterbug6236 3 года назад +8

      meshuggah looking at this now: 👀

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 года назад +15

      And immediately afterward, Dub Step is just what happens when Skrillex tries to play Vildhjarta on his synthesiser.
      I must say I love them both.

  • @sleeping_away
    @sleeping_away 4 года назад +689

    Everyone's editing skills went up with the pandemic

    • @Spar7anProjec7
      @Spar7anProjec7 4 года назад +8

      @Nim Chimpsky Closed pubs and no *F R E E D O M* (*bagpipes screaming) to fight for... What a sad period for scotsmen

    • @la_corchea_rota
      @la_corchea_rota 4 года назад +1

      Even mine my homeworks look amazing xd

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 4 года назад +2

      Everyone suddenly found a use for skillshare

    • @jacklavalley8245
      @jacklavalley8245 4 года назад +1

      Now that everyone has time and kmac isn't in a bar he has much more time

    • @The_Aleph_Null
      @The_Aleph_Null 4 года назад +1

      I don't see how kmacs edit skills went up

  • @hemispheres789
    @hemispheres789 4 года назад +671

    The Emperor of Shitposting has returned...

  • @irishhockey2181
    @irishhockey2181 3 года назад +954

    He’s a more badass version of Shrek

    • @unity__3829
      @unity__3829 3 года назад +48

      shrek is just a less scottish version of him

    • @smolchungus9213
      @smolchungus9213 3 года назад +13

      Kmac is like when shrek uses 2% of his full power..
      And he turned into a musician for some reason

    • @Miley-vk1sw
      @Miley-vk1sw 3 года назад

      Why does this kinda make sense

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 года назад +6

      Nah he's the cooler version of the Ladybug from Bug's Life

  • @NikNocturnal
    @NikNocturnal 4 года назад +5356

    Lmao the grass comment was legend

  • @DanRelayer_Ukraine
    @DanRelayer_Ukraine 4 года назад +1495

    "Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-thank-you-sir."
    K. Macchiavelli, 2020.

  • @SanguineThor
    @SanguineThor 4 года назад +1363

    That "orange" joke is big brain because orange is like opposite and complementary to Blue

    • @saucesage5097
      @saucesage5097 4 года назад +20

      I thought red was the opposite of blue my whole life holy sht

    • @EnriquePage91
      @EnriquePage91 4 года назад +29

      seij_maikel nah son you gotta greend your color theory 😏 lols

    • @elijahamgast
      @elijahamgast 4 года назад +11

      mykel similarly, it blew my mind when I realized black and yellow has higher contrast than black and white

    • @niloc5533
      @niloc5533 3 года назад +2

      Johannes itten

    • @mikewazowski7865
      @mikewazowski7865 3 года назад

      holy shit you’re right, I- wait what do you mean this was 8 months ago? When did this video come ou- HOW HAVE I BEEN SO OUT OF THE LOOP?

  • @viceshark
    @viceshark 4 года назад +709

    Take as much of a break as you need homie. We’ll be here when you’re ready.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +1492

    Dance music is like water being called drink liquid.

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 года назад +12

      Dance music makes you do the opposite

    • @iDrunkRS
      @iDrunkRS 4 года назад +7

      @@yurei3714 ye m8 makes you dew drugs and drink no watuh fir days.

    • @HEATHENYT
      @HEATHENYT 4 года назад +7

      H U M A N J U I C E

    • @bowel_movement
      @bowel_movement 4 года назад +4

      @@iDrunkRS help! The dance music MADE me do drugs! And then it forced me to not drink water!

    • @MonoLith2049
      @MonoLith2049 4 года назад +3

      Lots of genre names are pretty naff. Eg. Drum & bass, because hardly any modern music has those qualities in there.

  • @Cadesworth
    @Cadesworth 4 года назад +589

    DANCE MUSIC?
    A MUSING GENRE NAMED AFTER WHAT IT EXPECTS YOU TO DO?
    THAT'S LIKE LOFI HIP-HOP BEING CALLED "LOFI HIP-HOP BEATS TO RELAX/STUDY TO"
    Oh Wait

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 года назад +1

      Oh wait

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 года назад +1

      That’s a Spotify advert

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 года назад +1

      Error 404

  • @nme7885
    @nme7885 4 года назад +739

    Glad to see that the quarantine did not change anything for Kmac.

    • @meghdaniellama1604
      @meghdaniellama1604 4 года назад +2

      nodews hahaha
      Idubzz
      Athlean-X
      America
      I know what you mean

  • @tonyspaghetti9043
    @tonyspaghetti9043 4 года назад +1295

    The overt voice dub of the word "two" is what hit me the hardest

    • @lancecombes
      @lancecombes 4 года назад +32

      And I noticed that he was holding up three fingers and when I attempted read his lips he looked like he was actually saying three!
      *Puts on tinfoil hat*
      *IT'S A CONSPIRACY!* 😂

    • @justinroberts7291
      @justinroberts7291 4 года назад

      😅🤣😂

    • @scootywoot499
      @scootywoot499 4 года назад

      At number *t w o*

    • @FuzzCHRISYFuzz
      @FuzzCHRISYFuzz 4 года назад

      That shit had me rollin

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 года назад

      Searched for it so that you wouldn't need to 1:42

  • @robertonome2448
    @robertonome2448 4 года назад +2670

    Top 10 reasons to listen to metal:
    1. You're depressed
    2. You've got no friends
    3. You're depressed
    4. Nostalgia about your depressed old days
    5.

    • @jonnydagg3247
      @jonnydagg3247 4 года назад +309

      5.its actually good and not all metal fans are depressed

    • @vitobru8361
      @vitobru8361 4 года назад +167

      @@jonnydagg3247 5. it's a joke

    • @davidfernandez-ky7vy
      @davidfernandez-ky7vy 4 года назад +51

      #4 hit hard

    • @robertonome2448
      @robertonome2448 4 года назад +11

      @@vitobru8361 thanks

    • @StrangerE0ns
      @StrangerE0ns 4 года назад +76

      You forgot number 6:
      You hate human interaction/people

  • @rnodern
    @rnodern 4 года назад +636

    It’s even funnier with the wacky censors

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 4 года назад +8

      He shoulda added in the Spongebob censor sounds (boat horn, dolphin sounds, etc)

    • @jpbostonian
      @jpbostonian 4 года назад

      @@IamErik31 Yes

  • @NyuuPhyllo
    @NyuuPhyllo 4 года назад +264

    Oh my god, dude take all the breaks you want if it's to put such genius videos once in a while. You're an inspiration for me and for others I'm sure, you're very good at what you do. That's fine to take some time to do what you do. All of us love you. Take care of yourself, that's the most important thing

    • @F1r3Foxxxy
      @F1r3Foxxxy 4 года назад +5

      I was a bit worried scrolling down this far to find a comment addressing this! I hope most of us here all feel the same as you Hugo :)

  • @saintsrefuge
    @saintsrefuge 3 года назад +167

    I couldn't contain myself at "nothing's better than listening to 5 construction sites harmonize with each other" lmaooo

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 4 года назад +459

    Everything but mongolian throat singing. It's the only music worth listening to.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @TheSkoneczny117
      @TheSkoneczny117 4 года назад +31

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @kempokiai
      @kempokiai 4 года назад +2

      RIP Nature of Tengger Calvary.

    • @ilikevideos4868
      @ilikevideos4868 4 года назад +2

      @@ThinWhiteAxe Yeah, and don't you DARE make it if you're not an actual mongoloid.

    • @antithesis4715
      @antithesis4715 4 года назад

      @Thomas Hardyman electric what lmfaoooooo

  • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
    @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 года назад +556

    You know, I don't agree with your opinions on this video but I can get past that as we all have our own taste in music. Great video Kmac
    Disliked, Unsubscribed, Reported, Blocked

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox 4 года назад +23

      Okay Matt from Wii Sports Resort

    • @kemonpo7147
      @kemonpo7147 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
      @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 года назад +19

      @Metallica_Obsessed yes he sucks at bowling

    • @MonoLith2049
      @MonoLith2049 4 года назад +3

      Dear Matt from Wii Sports Resort is it ok to drink alcohol in the wii sports sauna? Asking for a friend

    • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
      @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 года назад

      @@MonoLith2049 I tried once. Never again

  • @DuoXCity
    @DuoXCity 3 года назад +83

    "Djent is when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on the guitar" Fucking gold

  • @auri8810
    @auri8810 4 года назад +1388

    Man, Anthony Fantano really let himself go over the years

    • @aayushnepal5223
      @aayushnepal5223 4 года назад +17

      i know right. It's like he is ironically being pretentious

    • @DenKulesteSomFins
      @DenKulesteSomFins 4 года назад +9

      Yet somehow he looks younger 🤔

    • @tylerbailey9329
      @tylerbailey9329 4 года назад +11

      I think he really worked on himself actually.

    • @lukeslayer
      @lukeslayer 4 года назад +12

      Anthony is the biggest flog on RUclips. His musical sense is autistic and gets paid for his 10s. Biggest shiny headed prick on the platform.

    • @iDrunkRS
      @iDrunkRS 4 года назад +26

      @Django Fett not nearly as bad as those REACTION channels that lose their shit over metal like they've never heard it before.

  • @wolfrain319
    @wolfrain319 4 года назад +558

    Already dead at the audacity joke. Someone bury me

    • @neophobia404
      @neophobia404 4 года назад

      wtf where am i dumb

    • @brokebois4073
      @brokebois4073 4 года назад +3

      @@neophobia404 0:39

    • @ShiroVK870
      @ShiroVK870 4 года назад +1

      Omg read ur comment before vid and just as ded haha

    • @fxexpert4541
      @fxexpert4541 4 года назад +1

      If i do that, can i have your guitar?

  • @FaeUtero
    @FaeUtero 4 года назад +144

    0:38 - Audacity overlay - lmfao

  • @_zenzen
    @_zenzen 4 года назад +1028

    Seriously though, when are his videos gonna be in english

  • @SnowOfAllTrades
    @SnowOfAllTrades 4 года назад +1939

    "Djent is what happens when Swedish people try to play Dubstep on a guitar"
    Ah thank you, I finally know how to explain this genre.

    • @voidabstraction
      @voidabstraction 4 года назад +30

      Skrillex** don't know if that makes a difference though haha.

    • @heretic124
      @heretic124 4 года назад +7

      Well, you could always just show them Steve Terreberry's video about it. He reads directly from dictionary.

    • @someguy7448
      @someguy7448 4 года назад +4

      @@heretic124 Duh-Jent

    • @voidabstraction
      @voidabstraction 4 года назад +5

      Personally I think the comment should be amended to American people try to play Skrillex. In terms of swedes, you have Meshuggah that's label djent, but they more groove and doing their thing.
      America+world is doing more like chug but also come from metalcore killswitch engage stuff of "0---00---00" stuff, which then evolved to the skrillex copy :P

    • @benropelewski8657
      @benropelewski8657 4 года назад +5

      I think at one point it was described as "playing the lowest string on the guitar literally every time the kick drum is hit"

  • @Fuzzbuggy
    @Fuzzbuggy 4 года назад +60

    0:30 that yelling fade in/out in the background kills me XD. I can physically imagine Kmac editing that fadeout and laughing his arse off

  • @kausthubhs813
    @kausthubhs813 4 года назад +249

    Kmac invented math rock by accident with his incredible counting ability

  • @alexandrosvavatzanidis4850
    @alexandrosvavatzanidis4850 4 года назад +691

    KMac: *Roasts Djent*
    Also KMac: *Wears Northlane Hat*

    • @metallibrarycollections6554
      @metallibrarycollections6554 4 года назад +8

      Northlane!!🤘

    • @staz3014
      @staz3014 4 года назад +5

      And you just Let It Happen.

    • @restfulflames9855
      @restfulflames9855 4 года назад +4

      Its also hilarious that he put metal as the music he hates most but put djent as the 8th spot

    • @naughtymonkey1563
      @naughtymonkey1563 4 года назад +3

      STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @blevenzon
      @blevenzon 4 года назад +4

      But also hating Jazz and Blues when most music is based on either.

  • @seanh7585
    @seanh7585 4 года назад +661

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while...
    "Industrial: Yeah nothing better than listening to 5 construction sites harmonise wit eachother!"
    I lost it!

    • @lonersdreamworld
      @lonersdreamworld 3 года назад +27

      Fantano: it’s a strong 9 to a 10 on this thing

    • @MatameVideos
      @MatameVideos 3 года назад +2

      That's what I always thought

    • @workinprogress5431
      @workinprogress5431 3 года назад +11

      As an industrial fan who works in an industrial environment...sometimes the machines make beats that I want to sample and that's okay. I think.

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 3 года назад +5

      The Trent joke after that also broke me, I watch this video at least once a month for these two lines

    • @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
      @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 Год назад

      ​@@workinprogress5431 As an industrial fan who works in an industrial environment

  • @arsravens5278
    @arsravens5278 4 года назад +1506

    “Grass is green”
    *Kentucky blue grass has entered the chat*

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 4 года назад +14

      *[laughs in Dolly Parton]*

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 4 года назад +16

      When you realize it actually isn't blue

    • @RÅNÇIÐ
      @RÅNÇIР4 года назад +6

      Namek has left the chat

    • @CoolColton947
      @CoolColton947 4 года назад +21

      @@fucker661
      From the air/distance it is. Certain grasses in Kentucky have small blooms of blue. It's hard to see in individual blades but is easier to see when looking on a large amount of it.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 4 года назад +8

      Bluegrass slaps tho

  • @jacobinghoy3551
    @jacobinghoy3551 4 года назад +467

    Djent is just a swedish guys try to learn skrillex on their guitar
    - Kmac
    .
    .
    100% accurate

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 года назад +1

      Yet tesseract are from milton keynes

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 года назад +3

      @@yurei3714 Tesseract did one amazing EP and then a good album (much of which WAS the EP, not even re-recorded), both with shitty production, then they turned shit. I don't even see how you could call them metal any more, let alone djent. Ambient soft rock more like. THERE'S NO RIFFS.

  • @briangarcia8384
    @briangarcia8384 4 года назад +30

    This video went from absurd to incredibly wholesome incredibly fast only to switch back to absurd twice as quickly. Gotta love it.

  • @TheHobatron
    @TheHobatron 4 года назад +511

    "FOR A GENRE TO HAVE THE *AUDACITY*"
    *shows screenshot of Audacity*
    I know it's probably not the highlight of this video to most, but I had to pause the video at that and laugh for ten minutes. I don't know why. I just lost the plot.

    • @iamabominati0n970
      @iamabominati0n970 4 года назад

      @@anon8510 facts

    • @bobmuller3118
      @bobmuller3118 4 года назад +8

      U mean "the Audaaceteh"

    • @NivanSharma
      @NivanSharma 4 года назад +4

      that was really funny you're not alone lmao

    • @Misadventures_85
      @Misadventures_85 4 года назад +1

      2021 / 10 pun

    • @ros3m4ries
      @ros3m4ries 4 года назад

      As a noob tryna record some radiohead with my cheap ass mic and guitar im dying

  • @destianpatrianagara1119
    @destianpatrianagara1119 4 года назад +163

    "You know why does it called pop music? Cause every so often a song pops out on your head and doesn't go away."
    -Kmachiavelli 2020

  • @noir371
    @noir371 4 года назад +151

    “Dubstep is what happens when skrillex tries to play vildhartja on a synthesizer”😂

    • @amoddeshpande7075
      @amoddeshpande7075 3 года назад +9

      Oh so that's what he said....

    • @ctrlcf
      @ctrlcf 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was Veil of Shadow...

    • @ctrlcf
      @ctrlcf 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was Veil of Shadow...

  • @dennisbrown2106
    @dennisbrown2106 4 года назад +60

    Man all jokes aside, i really liked how kmac addressed whats been happening with him lately instead of a long boring, depressing video he turned his bummed out mood into humor for us.

  • @dantefriede
    @dantefriede 4 года назад +797

    You forgot classical music. They just wiggle their fingers really fast. It takes no talent.

    • @Lumdm1
      @Lumdm1 4 года назад +5

      ................... How does synchronising with 60 people having no talent? Nor less having 40 years of musical theory to actually do a decent cover.. lol

    • @ryaaaaaaaan7115
      @ryaaaaaaaan7115 4 года назад +139

      Luc Dorion-Marchesseault They just wiggle their fingers around dude...

    • @333char1ie
      @333char1ie 4 года назад +103

      @@Lumdm1 bro they just wiggle their fingers... it takes no talent whatsoever.

    •  4 года назад +64

      @@Lumdm1 Get a load of this dude

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 4 года назад +29

      @@Lumdm1 man go outside and learn what a joke is...besides the 40 years of music theory isn't even true lmao, you only need basic analysis and experience

  • @zaqydafa9610
    @zaqydafa9610 3 года назад +44

    "Djent is what happened when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on their guitar."
    *humanity's last breath has left the chat*

  • @The8BitDrummer
    @The8BitDrummer 4 года назад +1194

    Fantastic XD

  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 4 года назад +211

    "Grass is green, ya 🤬 idjit!"
    Man, that just hit differently with me. 😂

    • @22neohenry
      @22neohenry 4 года назад +1

      I had to pause the video, I'm still crying.

  • @joeysahouria5058
    @joeysahouria5058 4 года назад +12

    "That's like blues being called cry or porn groove being called fuck!"
    I don't know why, but that one just gets me every time.

  • @texastygerairsoft6050
    @texastygerairsoft6050 4 года назад +320

    The way he says “two” makes my uterus bounce.

    • @iamdildorbowbeforeme9040
      @iamdildorbowbeforeme9040 4 года назад +15

      it makes my infants scream as well.

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 года назад +32

      Same, and I’m not even a woman

    • @NivanSharma
      @NivanSharma 4 года назад +6

      lmao

    • @yogxoth1959
      @yogxoth1959 4 года назад +9

      "TU"

    • @KitWriter
      @KitWriter 4 года назад +8

      Ask him to say owls and spatula.
      Depending on how close he is to Ireland, he might say “oils,” like “oi-yewls,” and I won’t even attempt to pronounce “spatula” in Scotineze.

  • @toborogo7
    @toborogo7 4 года назад +123

    "You'll bounce back, or you wont, we'll see"- a deep philosophical statement about 2020

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 4 года назад +2

      I mean... the dial’s pretty far to the “won’t” side of the spectrum right now, let’s not kid ourselves

  • @rycoopersongs
    @rycoopersongs 4 года назад +21

    "thayts liek bluus Beng callde crie or pernogrend Beng callde f**k"

  • @Mickhealthy
    @Mickhealthy 4 года назад +251

    KMAC: the Progenitor of Musical Nihilism. Since 2021.

  • @abeansiegal
    @abeansiegal 4 года назад +384

    “ Overly critical music critic whose pretty overly critical of himself sometimes “

    • @wempig
      @wempig 4 года назад +2

      Meirl

  • @SpenceDaFence
    @SpenceDaFence 3 года назад +41

    Ok, normally I hate the “I’m having a conversation with myself though the magic of video editing” schtick that’s been done to death, but by god! You actually put effort into it. I mean, you actually went through the trouble overlapping the audio, so as to make it sound like argument between two separate individuals. I salute the effort, good sir.

    • @ganapathigamer3251
      @ganapathigamer3251 3 года назад +2

      Dude, not metal related, but you have to check out Ryan George then

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 3 года назад

      @@ganapathigamer3251 bruh he literally said he normally hates it

    • @ganapathigamer3251
      @ganapathigamer3251 3 года назад +1

      @@peanutgallery4 I suggested Ryan because he liked the effort put into this one, which is Ryan's whole schtick to begin with.

    • @davidwong656
      @davidwong656 3 года назад

      @@ganapathigamer3251 thanks for the rec!

  • @BecomeTheKnight
    @BecomeTheKnight 4 года назад +362

    Yes, it is more than ok to take a break. And im happy you were able to recharge, dude. Excellent memeing 🤘 from one overly critical music fan to another.

  • @mrgusboy5302
    @mrgusboy5302 4 года назад +297

    Ive been depressed for years, it's really bad sometimes, and this is the only guy that makes me laugh

    • @ArianJafariTheMagnificent
      @ArianJafariTheMagnificent 4 года назад +25

      That sucks man. Hope things turn around for you.

    • @kapohimura8721
      @kapohimura8721 4 года назад +4

      Man you should watch is Always Sunny in Philadelphia!, it is the cure for sadness, it's so fucking funny it always makes me laugh, with episode 1 from season 7 I laughed like I haven't in years almost die haha

    • @Wetfeline
      @Wetfeline 4 года назад +6

      Everyone's depressed, welcome to the club pal

    • @TheKozzee
      @TheKozzee 4 года назад +1

      @@Wetfeline yo it sucks that your right. 😂😂

    • @bandolierboy1908
      @bandolierboy1908 4 года назад +3

      Smoke weed and reach out to friends if you can

  • @tylerzeon6821
    @tylerzeon6821 4 года назад +96

    1:24 I'm dead

  • @pinetraps2369
    @pinetraps2369 4 года назад +147

    I haven’t paid taxes since 2004

    • @misscatpiss
      @misscatpiss 4 года назад

      Oh shit its you

    • @pinetraps2369
      @pinetraps2369 4 года назад +1

      Cwisp Hahaha Jar community reunion

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 4 года назад +2

      Don't feel bad, the church hasn't paid any for hundreds of years and they own 3 trillion in US real estate while collecting under the guise of wanting to "help the community"

  • @yasiequi1631
    @yasiequi1631 4 года назад +523

    As a guitarist who loves jazz and just got a saxaphone, that villager joke was funny af

    • @jonytube
      @jonytube 3 года назад +2

      (muffled villager haa's in the distance)

    • @ace-of-pentacles-o99
      @ace-of-pentacles-o99 3 года назад

      also he didn't do the cliche "jazz is random notes lololol"

  • @ProtusMose
    @ProtusMose 4 года назад +64

    Kmac is the final boss at the end of Neckbeard: The Video Game.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 4 года назад +2

      I know, man, it's a pain dodging all his movesets and trying to shave his five necks and then he hits you with a spicy meme combo out of nowhere.

  • @terretetetito
    @terretetetito 4 года назад +551

    Kmye the Scottish guy: "pop music"
    RUclips auto subtitles: punk music

    • @terretetetito
      @terretetetito 4 года назад

      @@mgh_777 that's why I like prolonged * unintelligible * in my songs.
      We need a Scotsman here

    • @Skougz
      @Skougz 4 года назад +2

      @@mgh_777 "prolonged inactivity" is what you folks are looking for.
      With love from a Scotsman
      EDIT: Oh and it's "what" not "why"

    • @Skougz
      @Skougz 4 года назад

      @@mgh_777 the only word you're missing now is "during" ;)

    • @JayFFAFAlesanaES
      @JayFFAFAlesanaES 4 года назад

      I found it easy to understand as an Englishman. -shrugs- Guess you're all Muricans?

  • @bude
    @bude 4 года назад +110

    I'm feeling a strong 9 to a 10 on this video tbh

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for being honest

    • @aidenkuppen4110
      @aidenkuppen4110 4 года назад

      U miss typed 10

    • @naresu
      @naresu 4 года назад

      @@aidenkuppen4110 what they clearly typed ten correctly after "a" and before "on" there

  • @paniccleo
    @paniccleo 4 года назад +6

    This was intensely funny but particularly the theme song bit just cracked me up, not even sure why. You deserve another break after this one.

    • @powerfulbear
      @powerfulbear 4 года назад +5

      The screaming over the top of it fucking killed me

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush 4 года назад +659

    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @zeppyprimo1013
      @zeppyprimo1013 4 года назад +10

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 года назад +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 года назад +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 года назад +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @matevizhanyo7604
      @matevizhanyo7604 4 года назад +5

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

  • @YxngFresco
    @YxngFresco 4 года назад +474

    Where tf is the Raid: Shadow Legends Sponsor? Disliked

    • @guuspalmero
      @guuspalmero 4 года назад +2

      You just want to hear him say raete (raid)😆

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 года назад

      Hes in a different league

    • @HugoRBMarques
      @HugoRBMarques 4 года назад +8

      This video is sponsored by: TAAAAANNNKKKSSSS!!!!!

    • @avocadocommander
      @avocadocommander 4 года назад

      @@yurei3714 he is in the *"league of legends"*

    • @emigrant1510
      @emigrant1510 4 года назад

      @@HugoRBMarques Hold up nerd, 'cause this video is sponsored by the chads over at The League of Extraordinary Guys Who Shave.

  • @stigmatamartyr400
    @stigmatamartyr400 4 года назад +59

    is it just me or does the ambient song sound really good

    • @rangansengupta4481
      @rangansengupta4481 4 года назад +1

      It does lol I’d want to it full

    • @lars38010
      @lars38010 4 года назад +1

      Ambient is kinda boring.
      Dark Ambient is the good stuff.
      Also perfect for spooktober.

    • @zwyhander1111
      @zwyhander1111 4 года назад

      what is the song name

    • @josephmmartinez1466
      @josephmmartinez1466 3 года назад

      Anyone got a song title?

    • @crunchykarsten8765
      @crunchykarsten8765 3 года назад

      I don't know which track it is but judging by the sound of it it's probably a snippet of a sewerslvt song

  • @aayushnepal5223
    @aayushnepal5223 4 года назад +37

    They 'met all' their friends in prison. Wow

  • @SezamMusic
    @SezamMusic 4 года назад +46

    PLOT TWIST: these are his favorite genres.

  • @gxdhabakkagw6268
    @gxdhabakkagw6268 4 года назад +19

    Bro I spit my drink when he said “we talk about music....”

  • @regdenee
    @regdenee 4 года назад +696

    "Djent is what happens when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs"
    *Triggered*

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 4 года назад +77

    _More like:_ *"Trent, No Sir"* 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @drakeklingforth8560
    @drakeklingforth8560 4 года назад +4

    I love that Kmac's videos are short. It's just some quick humor when you need it

  • @biohazard3554
    @biohazard3554 4 года назад +31

    0:28 That theme song sounds like new SOAD material.

    • @brunocosta6849
      @brunocosta6849 4 года назад +2

      Hey, i was thinking the same thing! It is very similar to the 1st verse in Deer Dance. You know the "Circumventing circuses, lamenting in protest, to visible police" part

    • @wolfrain319
      @wolfrain319 4 года назад +4

      Oh my lord now I can't stop envisioning Serj Tankien singing the intro

    • @awertyuiop8711
      @awertyuiop8711 4 года назад +2

      Makes sense; Daron is still trying to figure out how to play an 8 string, so the band won’t release an album anytime soon...

  • @loganwelty7094
    @loganwelty7094 4 года назад +99

    “Djent is what happens when Swedish people try and learn skrillex songs on their guitars” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @jamesgennari5967
    @jamesgennari5967 4 года назад +36

    Fucking hilarious man keep it up. “GRASS IS GREEN!!”

  • @jennybrockartist
    @jennybrockartist 4 года назад +34

    "That's like Blues music being called Cry" :D

  • @HIVEMINDxMusic
    @HIVEMINDxMusic 4 года назад +121

    Anyone else notice how he grew 2 extra fingers when he announces #6? Is there anything Kmac can't do?

    • @ambycakes
      @ambycakes 4 года назад +17

      Happens when you depend too much on 7-strings

    • @carlwinslo
      @carlwinslo 4 года назад +4

      He needs to grow another one for those 8 strings he loves so much. I mean otherwise whats the point?

  • @phattom7778
    @phattom7778 4 года назад +3

    Never prioritise anything over your wellbeing, and don't end up burning yourself out for the sake of publishing content. We will always be coming back because your stuff is absolute gold. Take care man :)

  • @BuBuBDunk
    @BuBuBDunk 4 года назад +8

    I can’t even tell you how much your channel makes my day any time there’s a new vid. I need more friends like you.

  • @daoyang223
    @daoyang223 4 года назад +255

    The 2021 in Kmacs name is actually a date for the day he's quitting RUclips.

  • @jamespronger8641
    @jamespronger8641 4 года назад +3

    The editing is faster than I can think, its like looking at a sped up gru meme

  • @sehr1515
    @sehr1515 4 года назад +21

    1:21 that transition moved me.

  • @janhundling4647
    @janhundling4647 4 года назад +134

    this dude is born with the meme genetics. Look at that top notch neckbeard.

  • @danketh-ganjarmcfowley
    @danketh-ganjarmcfowley 3 года назад +4

    3:29 Everyone's quoting him but didn't y'all bother to watch til the end? Pure gold.

  • @sageling_9677
    @sageling_9677 4 года назад +27

    I love comedy that switches from unabashedly ironic to sober and introspective. I don't like metal at all but I'm subscribed because the sheer force of your personality in your videos has blasted the skin off my bones and cooked me a nutritious bowl of cereal and it is up to you to interpret that

  • @bluepinkman4785
    @bluepinkman4785 4 года назад +33

    Legend says that he loves all the music genre he mentioned.

  • @TheSorrowedMan
    @TheSorrowedMan 3 года назад +28

    I remember a funny line from the video i just watched. Now i'm going to quote it for all the other people that have already seen the video.
    It was so funny. Do you guys remember when he said that?

  • @416KPD
    @416KPD 4 года назад +207

    Can't tell if you're growing a Victorian or UFC star beard, kmachievelli.

    • @CallMeMasterBabo
      @CallMeMasterBabo 4 года назад

      He's keepin the beard for a part in 'Malcolm in the middle', its where they go to a place to lumberjack hence they needed someone with a beard, hopefully his main movie wont stand in his way for his shaved beard scene, since its a scene that is kind of a big deal in that movie

    • @erikthedancer
      @erikthedancer 4 года назад +5

      It's a KFC beard.

    • @helin7435
      @helin7435 4 года назад

      matematik öğretmeni sakalı

    • @416KPD
      @416KPD 4 года назад

      @@helin7435 Celal Şengör sakalı :d

  • @agrobots
    @agrobots 4 года назад +113

    “When Swedish people try to play EDM on the guitar.” 😂😂

    • @skwisgaarskwigelf1365
      @skwisgaarskwigelf1365 4 года назад +2

      @@anon8510 the veedeyo is not in focking eenglaysh, it's pre'y 'ard tae oondarstaend, orayt?

  • @K-Kil
    @K-Kil 4 года назад +3

    Yeah, I've been feeling unmotivated lately too. You found a hilarious way to talk about it, that's a win.

  • @footballadvait
    @footballadvait 4 года назад +85

    Guess he addressed why These so called music critics all over the internet need to be dragged to irrellevency xD

  • @andrewholm2030
    @andrewholm2030 4 года назад +39

    I don’t know why, but when a Scotsmen swears, it’s just better

  • @jeffryder9
    @jeffryder9 3 года назад +14

    Liked and subscribed immediately after the Audacity joke.

  • @cristianmoreno2807
    @cristianmoreno2807 4 года назад +54

    Kmac: Jazz more like azz
    Me: Bluegrass more like blueass

  • @filatg2878
    @filatg2878 4 года назад +46

    Kmac, ur a legend and we love u (nohomo)

    • @evm7368
      @evm7368 4 года назад +5

      Yeshomo

    • @imgonnabuss
      @imgonnabuss 4 года назад +1

      Yeshomo is a nice place in Japan

    • @filatg2878
      @filatg2878 4 года назад

      Evan Merklin why are you gay

    • @filatg2878
      @filatg2878 4 года назад

      Jorge GG ok

  • @brennanmoran1739
    @brennanmoran1739 4 года назад +7

    "Djent is just what happens when Swedish people try to learn skrillex songs on their guitars" may go down in history as the best description of djent i've ever heard

  • @mathiasskarp9627
    @mathiasskarp9627 4 года назад +21

    As a Swede, I can confirm that the definition of Djent is correct

  • @JKO_JKO_JKO
    @JKO_JKO_JKO 4 года назад +25

    Everyday I learn something new. Today I learned that grass is green.

  • @tunneltimemusic
    @tunneltimemusic 4 года назад +3

    Now I want a full album of demolition audio harmonizing

  • @SchteeKx
    @SchteeKx 4 года назад +19

    i like how the critic who dislikes metal and djent, wears a Northlane hat