Beards but not where you want them - Funny Dwarf Fortress Stories ~ Hammerlock 6

Babies with beards and beasts with fears.
It’s another wonderful day in the Dimension of Destiny with your favourite useless deity, Phlegmothy Margerine Crevice. We’ve got beards galore, some where they should be and some on the cat, though it doesn’t know it yet. We complete a large project that started life as the idea of a tomb, then possibly a library, and ended up a fungus choked mess, so now there’s not mushroom. You want artefacts? Yeah, well us too. Oh, we’re getting them, but they’ve been Snodomised. And excitement! We’ve three seconds of remembered beast that’ll get your heart racing. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be told to stop it you naughty boy, so kick back and relax.
For _Hammerlock! _
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[@Effriley]

I was in stitches! This is the best Hammerlock yet! ❤

[@crumpetsounds]

You're too kind!

[@philjohnson1744]

Heh, the bedroom fer the leader-dwarf looks a little baron..

[@crumpetsounds]

Oh hell yes, you can stay!

[@blueberryeater3513]

Good stuff 🎉

[@crumpetsounds]

High praise from one used to the finer fruits! 🙌

[@Rancyide]

i need a new watch I'm always late!! great video once again

[@crumpetsounds]

Thank you thank you. And don't feel too bad, I'm still playing with release times to see what works best

[@Diarmuhnd]

Poetry !

[@crumpetsounds]

You know there's only 15 of these right? XD