r/HFY TFOS# 712 - Hunter in the Office & The Crowd Pleaser (Hfy Reddit Story)

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  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 года назад +47

    "did I not please you, did I not spill blood like you?"* turns around and walks away*
    Human in the crowd :"MAXIMUS MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS"

  • @PoldaranOfDalaran
    @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад +35

    I was half expecting Orion's lunches to be comprised of PB&J sandwiches, tbh.

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад +61

    Story 1: Chewing your food is considered barbaric and predatory? Uh, there's plenty of herbivores on Earth that chew their food. Cows for example.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +11

      Yeah, that aspect of the story is stupid.

    • @shadowwatcher5042
      @shadowwatcher5042 2 года назад +12

      I know this is an old comment, but it was not the fact of the chewing, it was how he was chewing. Like when people eat with their mouths open kind of thing. Or snakes and their lack of chewing.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 года назад +8

      Cows don't chew their food. They bite and swallow. After the food has fermented some they regurgitate it and chew their cud.

    • @namianicgono9250
      @namianicgono9250 7 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it was funny with the stealing energy from other like herbivore don't steal energy from plants

    • @adriane8565
      @adriane8565 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think he's just so fixated on the idea of being near a species that eats meat he sees everything as slightly threatening and horrifying, including just the simple act of chewing on food or using a pen. 😂

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 Год назад +15

    Orion reminds me of when I used to edit manuscripts on paper and found a repeated error.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +44

    You know this is how galactic animal planet is spinning it like this right now.

    • @torch1028
      @torch1028 Год назад

      Wake up literal sheeple, G.A.P. is fake news!

  • @gregorypryor7401
    @gregorypryor7401 Год назад +14

    I guess Keith was smiling because now he could talk the new human into helping him take over the place.

  • @bvc5320
    @bvc5320 3 года назад +33

    The Crowd Pleaser starts at around 8:00-8:10 not at 7:10.
    To Spite the Algorithm.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад +18

    I used to proofread legal documents, red pen in hand.
    If they didn't provide a red pen I liked, I would buy my own. I caught many mistakes, and the typists were not happy.
    EDIT: autocorrect made "were" into "we're"..... Again.

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan Год назад +3

    12:37 Keith: finally a worthy opponent! OUR FIGHT SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!!

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 3 года назад +12

    _cough..._
    ...That other guy was wrong, the second story actually starts around 8:24.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +17

    For the Prophet

  • @DisIzDaName
    @DisIzDaName Год назад +1

    Story 2:
    I was expecting the last opponent to be something like a playful puppy, or a basket of kittens.
    "Ha! Let's see you fight THAT, smartass!"

  • @gettingby365
    @gettingby365 Год назад +1

    Story 2 - He smiled, "Finally, now we outnumber them."

  • @thomaskelleyjr.1671
    @thomaskelleyjr.1671 Год назад +1

    I paused to try and read the intro. All I could see was "My name is 'The Hampsterdance Song'"

  • @narutohuntmendemon6354
    @narutohuntmendemon6354 Год назад +5

    This is racism in the finest in the first story

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +15

    For the Algorithm! Accountants hunting.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +5

    fighting fire with fire I guess

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 8 месяцев назад

    I absolutely love Orion the auditor. 😂

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking Год назад +2

    This is the most impressive alien name to pronounce correctly.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 2 года назад +2

    We may be predators, but we're no animals.

    • @sun31277
      @sun31277 Год назад +1

      humans are animals

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Год назад

      @@sun31277 ah but we’re at least slightly more civilized animals…or some of us are

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 2 года назад +1

    I'm guessing that last opponent was another human...

  • @o7Bones
    @o7Bones Год назад

    alien guy seriously needs a transfer

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +1

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @jddbrr4144
    @jddbrr4144 3 года назад +5

    mhtirogla eht liah!

  • @passingthetorch5831
    @passingthetorch5831 3 года назад +1

    Mmmm, hunting for bugs ...

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 года назад +1

    Fur the Algorerithm!

  • @jetstreambrony
    @jetstreambrony 3 года назад +2

    ArcSeconds

  • @brandonmaart2202
    @brandonmaart2202 3 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 года назад +3

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @Domicle
    @Domicle 3 года назад +1

    Yeayaaa!!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +9

    First For the algorithm

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 года назад +3

    Is there any dancing hfy?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      there is a dance battle in Billy Bob Space Trucker

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 3 года назад +1

    F.T.A !

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 года назад +2

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +2

    Time tor wwe

  • @rev_ares8680
    @rev_ares8680 3 года назад +2

    Nice

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Год назад

    hmm..
    no showman ship , ohh sweet alien , your watching a creature with no natural weapons not even slaughter but ..execute.. supposed opponents i think you should reconsider that wish for a true show ..is a real thing.. and the thing you need to give that kind of human a challenge ,well..
    hoppe the arena your at got insurance ,there might not be much left of it by the time one of them stands victorious and blood soaked ontop to carcass of the other

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +2

    F.T.A

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 года назад +2

    F T A

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 месяцев назад

    69th, 19 December 2023

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 Год назад +5

    It's a good thing the aliens didn't watch the movie "The Accountant" before.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Год назад

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @redjackel6161
    @redjackel6161 3 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm