Me: *As She is trying to wrap his arm with some silk* You know what's weird? The Orc: What? Me: That humans are afraid of us, Driders, I mean I know we're spiders but we're humans as well, I mean I met a traveler one time and they were heading to a wrong direction, I tried to warn them but as soon as they saw me, they ran away to that wrong direction *sighs* there was a nest of Driders and... I just hope they got out of there right in time... I think I'm Even afraid of my own people The Orc: We have something in common You know? I'm also afraid of my own people's aggressiveness, Orcs can be really volatile when we are angry Both of us: *smile at each other*
"Hi, I'm an orc. But not the blood curdling kind, I promise!" Me: You're stuck, aren't you? "If you let me go, I promise not to bonk you with my club." Me: I thought you said you weren't the blood curdling kind.
@@kyokono6465well... That's exactly how humans was able to survive that long? They just bonk the living hell out of everything they see and it keeps working, as far as I'm seeing? 😅
@@emperorcrimson2551 To be fair, we humans mainly bonk other humans. I don't often hear about us going out of our way to find and bonk other kinds of creatures that can talk.
@@kyokono6465 well.. There would be a completely different story if we find that kind of creatures(like driders, for example) some day. I can assure you that the urge to bonk them out of existence will be immense and without limit in a huge portion of human race. That just what humans are - a xenophobic selfish idiots that kill anything that isn't a human just as happily as other humans. Humans just like to destroy sh@t they don't comprehend, and they comprehend nothing. It is what it is, my dude.. That is.. just sad.. 😔
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The whole time i was imagining a dryad when i read a drider that i forgot they were entirely different beings so when he asked if i was gonna eat him i was like: Why would i eat you O.o
@@proxyaudios2483 Sure! ^^ In the beginning, Lila was an ordinary human woman who had just decided to become a Druid when she became the latest victim in a series of mysterious disappearances that had been happening lately. When she came to, not only did she find herself in some sort of sorcerer's lab, but she had gone through a brutal transformation. The sorcerer had killed her, cut off her lower body, stitched the upper half to the abdomen of a giant spider, did some invasive surgery to add or change organs, before finally using necromancy (her skin becoming a robin's egg blue in the process) to bring her back from the dead in an attempt to create a new kind of drider. (Think the psycho from Human Centipede and you basically can see how crazy he is.) Horrified, Lila was able to wriggle out of her bonds and escape the lab after accidentally biting the psycho-sorcerer with her newfound venom, paralyzing him long enough for her to find a way out of the lab and flee into the wilderness. Lila wandered for a safe place until she came across a swamp that was far away from her old village. There, she settled and became depressed. It wasn't until some sweet spiders comforted her (she gained the ability to speak to spiders) that Lila decided to try and rebuild herself. She self-taught herself and studied druids from afar before becoming the Spider Spore Druid of the Swamp. Even though Lila's a sweet and gentle girl (despite being undead and a fake drider), people instantly run from her due to her appearance. So when Lila needs something from a town, she has to be careful and disguise herself as much as she can. As a result of people fearing her, Lila is a lonely person who wishes for someone to like her despite her appearance. I do have a drawing of her if you are interested in what she looks like.
Yummy, corpse stew...lol, although now that I think about it, anything with meat counts that way... still gonna exnae on eating anything that looks like a person, demi humans included 🤢
@@proxyaudios2483 I think they mean Thresh from Siren Son's Orc videos. Tough-looking and prickly from the start, but slowly reveals that he is sweeter than honey on the inside.
![[M4A] Living with an Orc part 12 - Orc x listener - ASMR roleplay (Thresh)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U_8sRv4Sbdk/mqdefault.jpg)
...They fell, and ended up in a hole.
Don't blame me, it's WHOLEY their fault.
Lol 😂🤣🤣
Me: *As She is trying to wrap his arm with some silk* You know what's weird?
The Orc: What?
Me: That humans are afraid of us, Driders, I mean I know we're spiders but we're humans as well, I mean I met a traveler one time and they were heading to a wrong direction, I tried to warn them but as soon as they saw me, they ran away to that wrong direction *sighs* there was a nest of Driders and... I just hope they got out of there right in time... I think I'm Even afraid of my own people
The Orc: We have something in common You know? I'm also afraid of my own people's aggressiveness, Orcs can be really volatile when we are angry
Both of us: *smile at each other*
**Happy monster sounds**
Me every time I see a drider : *Spider-Man theme plays*
Lol 😂🤣
SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
I now just picture the drider going through their day humming that to them selfes
I like the spider-man 3 them song better
This orc is now my child. I must protect him at all costs.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
Cit.Technoblade
Loo
"Hi, I'm an orc. But not the blood curdling kind, I promise!"
Me: You're stuck, aren't you?
"If you let me go, I promise not to bonk you with my club."
Me: I thought you said you weren't the blood curdling kind.
He isn’t just a lot of people want a peice of him
@@proxyaudios2483 Why is humans first instinct when they see something not human to grab the pitchforks? XD
@@kyokono6465well... That's exactly how humans was able to survive that long? They just bonk the living hell out of everything they see and it keeps working, as far as I'm seeing? 😅
@@emperorcrimson2551 To be fair, we humans mainly bonk other humans. I don't often hear about us going out of our way to find and bonk other kinds of creatures that can talk.
@@kyokono6465 well.. There would be a completely different story if we find that kind of creatures(like driders, for example) some day. I can assure you that the urge to bonk them out of existence will be immense and without limit in a huge portion of human race.
That just what humans are - a xenophobic selfish idiots that kill anything that isn't a human just as happily as other humans.
Humans just like to destroy sh@t they don't comprehend, and they comprehend nothing. It is what it is, my dude..
That is.. just sad.. 😔
I loved the technoade quote❤️
Thank you! 😊
I’m sorry was that a Technoblade reference!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Also I loved the video the orc was so cute.
Thank you 😊
Almost went into tears at the technoblade reference
Just wondering was the "Blood for the Blood God" a technoblade reference?
I just have to know, also this is amazing as always
Lol it was
I thought it was a Warhammer 40k thing
Him: I promise I won't bonk you with my club
Me: thats it im keeping you now you're adorable
It’s amazing as always proxy! Your doing so well, your videos are always so relaxing too! Thank you for posting it🥺
Thank you! 😊
Him: makes a technoblade reference
Me: did you really have to make me laugh at a stupid thing? 😂 I just laugh at very stupid stuff loved the vid tho!
Thank you! 😂🤣
Yessss, finally an asmr were we are the drider!
I love it, its so wholesome!
love your videos they always make me happy when I'm telling down so thx you much❤❤❤
It’s no problem 😊
Did no one noticed that he used a technoblad line or is it just me?
Lol 😂
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You're everywhere geico guy ☠️☠️
Oh this looks like an interesting one will like
😊
And this kids is how I got the energy to make my driver oc
That's a cool audio! ^^
I'll rather keep him safe ^^
😊
:O MORE ASMRS! YAY!
Yup 😊
*Screw you Shpida Man, I'm the Green Hulk!!!!*
What lol 😂
@@proxyaudios2483 it's a clip from Dunky playing Spiderman on PS2
And the joke is that Spiderman is the drider and the green goblin is the orc.
Nicee story linee
Thank you!
IM TWO MINUTES LATE NOO
but the audio is beautiful 😍
Keep up the good work
Thank you!
Ooo… great work! :3
Thank you!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD - technoblade
rest in peace the king 👑🐷💌💕❤️🩹💐🌹🥀🪻
Only a few words my lad this is so wholesome and cute and funny and lovely and amazing and addictive and just in general gorgeous😍✨❤😊❤❤😊😊😊
The whole time i was imagining a dryad when i read a drider that i forgot they were entirely different beings so when he asked if i was gonna eat him i was like:
Why would i eat you O.o
Lol! Spider person tend to eat humans but luckily he was a orc
@@proxyaudios2483 yeah i realised it now🤣
awwwwwwww this is so cuuute!
did you make a techno reference!!!!!!!
I did lol 😂
I'm now picturing my DND homebrew character, Lila the Franken-drider Druid of the Spores, as the listener. ^^
Cool! And they sound amazing! Please tell me about them!
@@proxyaudios2483 Sure! ^^
In the beginning, Lila was an ordinary human woman who had just decided to become a Druid when she became the latest victim in a series of mysterious disappearances that had been happening lately. When she came to, not only did she find herself in some sort of sorcerer's lab, but she had gone through a brutal transformation.
The sorcerer had killed her, cut off her lower body, stitched the upper half to the abdomen of a giant spider, did some invasive surgery to add or change organs, before finally using necromancy (her skin becoming a robin's egg blue in the process) to bring her back from the dead in an attempt to create a new kind of drider. (Think the psycho from Human Centipede and you basically can see how crazy he is.)
Horrified, Lila was able to wriggle out of her bonds and escape the lab after accidentally biting the psycho-sorcerer with her newfound venom, paralyzing him long enough for her to find a way out of the lab and flee into the wilderness.
Lila wandered for a safe place until she came across a swamp that was far away from her old village. There, she settled and became depressed. It wasn't until some sweet spiders comforted her (she gained the ability to speak to spiders) that Lila decided to try and rebuild herself. She self-taught herself and studied druids from afar before becoming the Spider Spore Druid of the Swamp.
Even though Lila's a sweet and gentle girl (despite being undead and a fake drider), people instantly run from her due to her appearance. So when Lila needs something from a town, she has to be careful and disguise herself as much as she can. As a result of people fearing her, Lila is a lonely person who wishes for someone to like her despite her appearance.
I do have a drawing of her if you are interested in what she looks like.
I would 😊 and I like the lore!
@@proxyaudios2483 And thank you for liking the lore. ^^
@@proxyaudios2483 Ok, it won't show the link. I should have a Deviantart link in my profile. Lila should be the first picture.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDDDD
I HEARD A ROKU TURNING OFF SUPERPROXY.
Shhhh
Personally I find limp bodies harder to carry.
That’s a triple that is three videos in one day GAD DAM
Uploading a fourth lol
@@proxyaudios2483 like you would do that heh you would never do that right..?
Lol you’ll see
Yummy, corpse stew...lol, although now that I think about it, anything with meat counts that way... still gonna exnae on eating anything that looks like a person, demi humans included 🤢
My boy here is like Tresh
Who that?
@@proxyaudios2483 I think they mean Thresh from Siren Son's Orc videos. Tough-looking and prickly from the start, but slowly reveals that he is sweeter than honey on the inside.
I haven’t seen a drider before.
Ishik save Greenling? Hmmm, Ishik naver save before.... eh... Ishik help greenling, maybe Greenling help Ishik.
Hello! I am early. :D
Welcome 🤗
Algorithm boost!!
Thank you!
I love how he put blood for the blood god in remembrance of technoblade who has sadly passed away quite some time ago (🐷👑🗡🩸)