yo the one about getting freaked out as a little kid lying awake at night thinking about going to heaven forever...I thought I was the only one. It's too real.
I used to fall into a trans where my mind would spiral from the thought that I am a person whose thoughts are separate from every other living creature. I dont know what that dog is really thinking and I never will. I dont know if this person is lying to me and I never will. I would feel so out-of-body and lonely and I was literally 5 going through these 30minute mental crises with my face just blank🤣
I would do that too. I would start sobbing. I'm still religious, so ive come to terms with it to sone extent, but living forever was only such a scary concept bc i thought living was so stressful at the time that i would rather be dead.
@@sirseastar1107 dude wtf me too, I would stare at this mirror glass thing I slept right beside too (I slept on the floor beside my cupboard) and I would literally see dancing people like in a trippy acid scene from some Disney movie while I think about those things too
Same then I realised that I could just talk to God about anything and how he would laugh at any of my jokes and listen intently to any stories and random topic I have started thinking about then I was happy. Anyway this is how I found out I have attention issues
i started watching when that was still the title but then i left for a couple of hours and came back to finish watching the video and only noticed the title changed because of your comment lol
@@imexistent3977 If we crashed, your bones would shatter against mine, and pierce through our skin and kill us. Don't let anything be on your lap while driving.
Yeah I accidentally made a bowl of cereal with breast milk. They waited till I drank the bowl and let me know. It just tasted like coco puffs to 11 year old me.
@@e.mchristina5260 it’s worse when I realized it was from my older sisters and that’s why she was so curious about my cereal that particular morning. Also never thought about why it was in a tiny bag. Hind sight is 20/20
That guy has MRSA. It is a viral infection. I had it ALL OVER my back when I was young. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say you experience what it is like when I medieval soldier had boiling oil poured all over them, but you do not get the fun of storming the castle with the bois
What DO you do when you fill your tank with diesel?? I've never done it, but _almost_ did it a few years back. Do you have to flush the fuel line entirely, or just the tank?
Call for a tow. A mechanic can "flush" the tank, the injectors and you should be alright. If you drive with a mixture of diesel and gasoline it will start to do damage that can get expensive to repair very quickly. If your tank was like EMPTY and you filled it with Diesel, you probably wouldn't be able to get very far at all. It's too viscous. A gasoline engine cannot run on diesel.
Lol they used to do police dog training at my tertiary learning place. The forensic investigators video brought that memory up. Was fun to watch them teach the dogs to hunt out bad guys in buildings
@@binkyhasnobrain685 it's super comfy. I can't sleep without it... I should really get myself a body pillow, as to not sacrifice a pillow, that would keep my neck from hurting..
3:20 holy fuck i actually had a nightmare related to this as a kid i was in heaven (which was just a differently lit version of my elementary art classroom btw) and i really wanted to get out because it was boring as shit (there were only a few other people and i dont think there was even anything to do including art) but i had to wait for a long time before i could get out (i think it was for my soul to be placed in a new body but not in the typical "rebirth" way, i was just supposed possess my body for a few minutes and then die again for the cycle to repeat) a bit of context, im a christian and was (and still am) an art kid
I'm also a Christian, and I've repeatedly had dreams where Heaven is just an eternity playing chess with God. I hate chess. I'm pretty sure I actually dreamt about the Bad Place.
When the dude threw the water bottle I was more impressed with the fact he yeeted that thing across the whole storage facility than him actually hitting someone with it
@@MonstroVids It's an "Obvious Plant". They make them intentionally bad so it's funny, not really for trademark reasons. There's a whole subreddit full of their stuff :)
8:55 i had a similar thing happen on my old kindle fire i watched youtube so much that you could see the screen of when you were watching a video and the text was almost readable
That chick after the couple getting the $ at the stop sign was like “for thinking it’s any of their business” like BRO who wouldn’t take a hundo that they found in the wild??
3:27 I don't even know if I actually have anxiety and shit, I just feel horrible all of the time but when I was little, I was exactly like this. I couldn't stop thinking about death and life and I had to bring specific things everytime I go out bc I think about whatever's gonna happen and how that specific tool would help. (Like shit, from criminals to demons, you name it.)
@@k0rnerz uranic is being attracted to masculine men or masculine non-binary people! but the flag in the person’s pfp is the genderflux flag. being genderflux i think means that you experience different levels of intensity on specific gender(s), and the genders stay the same. so for example someone who may be a genderflux male may feel a very intense level masculinity one day and then another day they may lean farther away from the amount of masculinity they felt before. feel free to correct me if im wrong or if i spelled anything wrong!
12:05 the same thing happened to me once, I think you just have to pop it to get it to stop 😬 it hurts like hell and you WILL cry afterwards, but it will feel soooo much better.
I like how the elbow elmo toy is child "safe". Clever package designed. Can't be sued for trademark infringement on their *Semesame* Street toys, nor deceptive advertising for an unsafe toy.
That avocado one got me, damn why you do it like that! lol I always tap the seed with the working edge of the blade, give it a little twist and never cut myself. Keeping fingers out of the way in a safe position ofc.
100k likes on the video and I’ll release the Halloween Special early 👻 🎃
It's going to happen one way or the other hun get ready we should have out ways *WE WILL WIN*
Wait where are all the sources of the TikToks? Why/how did you even remove them from the videos
Yay Halloween
No. Too early for that sh-t.
@Underwater 69's
Stop being a little bitch about a word oml your probably part of gen z and if not act your age
“I think I ’ve been kidnapped by a band of homosexuals.” Couldn’t stop laughing. Really??🤣
🤣🤣
Lol it’s my dad and his friends 😂😂
Timestamp:
@@aa-fh4zo 5:09
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
The guy talking about sleeping hugging a pillow isn't wrong, and that's what made me angry.
I concur, I've never been more called out in my life
Same
Bruh same, my pillow's been there for me at the worst time of my life, like-
hes probably huggin 3 pillows at once tho 🥴🤣
For me it’s the long distance life
“I peed somewhere that wasn’t in your toilet and I don’t remember where” omfg yes I love this man
That killed me
sink?
@@murk8027 no idea
Time?
This comment has 666 likes 😯😮
“ I look like donkey from Shrez”
I died it was funny.
Same but felt so bad for the guy😢 he was so concerned
yo the one about getting freaked out as a little kid lying awake at night thinking about going to heaven forever...I thought I was the only one. It's too real.
I used to fall into a trans where my mind would spiral from the thought that I am a person whose thoughts are separate from every other living creature. I dont know what that dog is really thinking and I never will. I dont know if this person is lying to me and I never will. I would feel so out-of-body and lonely and I was literally 5 going through these 30minute mental crises with my face just blank🤣
@@sirseastar1107 s a m e
I would do that too. I would start sobbing. I'm still religious, so ive come to terms with it to sone extent, but living forever was only such a scary concept bc i thought living was so stressful at the time that i would rather be dead.
@@sirseastar1107 dude wtf me too, I would stare at this mirror glass thing I slept right beside too (I slept on the floor beside my cupboard) and I would literally see dancing people like in a trippy acid scene from some Disney movie while I think about those things too
I want a Good Place type of ending. I’m in heaven until I’m ready for my soul to be destroyed or whatever.
3:19 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THIS OMG!!
literally i’d randomly think how long forever is and i’m like 😀😀😀
Dude same, used to start crying thinking about it
I literally invented reincarnation cause forever sounded too long 😭😩
Same then I realised that I could just talk to God about anything and how he would laugh at any of my jokes and listen intently to any stories and random topic I have started thinking about then I was happy.
Anyway this is how I found out I have attention issues
@@4evahbettah OooooooooHHHH MAN SAME! I'm so glad to see i'm not alone in this. Legit scares tf out of me. Can't handle it.
Close your eyes, count to 1... And that's how long forever feels like
old title; tiktoks that make the cookie monster ..s omething
*stop eating
it's still like this for me
i started watching when that was still the title but then i left for a couple of hours and came back to finish watching the video and only noticed the title changed because of your comment lol
@@MarinaMorena13 Gamzee?
@@stain255 honk
..s omething
13:06 why did I actually start crying laughing at this?
I think it was just the solid THUD 😂
and that echo LMAO
Ngl it's the best thing I've seen today I don't even know why I love it that much
I need that gorila
"I think I've been kidnapped by a band of homosexuals."
I have a feeling I'd be the one driving.
I'm shotgun
I’ll take the backseat
ill sit on your lap no fruitcake
@@imexistent3977 If we crashed, your bones would shatter against mine, and pierce through our skin and kill us. Don't let anything be on your lap while driving.
@@StreetcatAlex then y’all would be closer then ever. You wouldn’t even have to mix ashes
That was a really good one, I laughed almost all the way through, thanks😂
7:48
Ah yes, we have Elbow from Semesame Street who says “We are good friend” And teaches you your ABDCE’s!
God,I love obvious plant.
*Elbow
Yeah I accidentally made a bowl of cereal with breast milk. They waited till I drank the bowl and let me know. It just tasted like coco puffs to 11 year old me.
What 😃
@@e.mchristina5260 it’s worse when I realized it was from my older sisters and that’s why she was so curious about my cereal that particular morning. Also never thought about why it was in a tiny bag. Hind sight is 20/20
"When I die I'm gonna go to heaven, Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever."
Those were my exact thoughts 😂😂
I don’t want to exist forever
12:01 Damn I feel that, it hurts like hell to pop stuff on my back
That one sensitive spot you can never reach too.
Yeah and the horrible thing is even if you only touch it slightly the pain needs a minute to pipe down
That guy has MRSA. It is a viral infection. I had it ALL OVER my back when I was young. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say you experience what it is like when I medieval soldier had boiling oil poured all over them, but you do not get the fun of storming the castle with the bois
@@raifparker3990 that’s awful, sorry u had to deal with that. Regular back zits are bad enough, I can’t imagine how damn painful that’d be
Then don't pick it...
14:04 there's this girl named Eden in our class. My friend always calls her EJ and constantly says "Ej! Come! Watta!" And it was only now I understand
3:58 That’s not embarrassing, that’s just freaking hilarious.
4:41 did my dude just say donkey from SHREZ 😩😭😂
Is it just me or am I imaging Elmo getting offended and Elmo stops laughing and just looks at you.
Man said “I look like fricking donkey from shrez “ 😭 bro I died
What DO you do when you fill your tank with diesel??
I've never done it, but _almost_ did it a few years back. Do you have to flush the fuel line entirely, or just the tank?
If you fill your car up with diesel while it is running/ turn it after, you will have to flush out the entire system.
I just had someone drive my car a while and then when it was half empty, just go back and fill it up with regular fuel 🙃 it worked lol
Apparently if there's enough gas in the mix to keep it running it will flush out eventually, otherwise you have to get it drained
Yeah if it isn't a ton of diesel go ahead and put some premium in there to clean the injectors.
Call for a tow. A mechanic can "flush" the tank, the injectors and you should be alright. If you drive with a mixture of diesel and gasoline it will start to do damage that can get expensive to repair very quickly. If your tank was like EMPTY and you filled it with Diesel, you probably wouldn't be able to get very far at all. It's too viscous. A gasoline engine cannot run on diesel.
Lol they used to do police dog training at my tertiary learning place. The forensic investigators video brought that memory up. Was fun to watch them teach the dogs to hunt out bad guys in buildings
9:30
Why did his response give me anxiety, until I realized that was the joke. XD
6:48 made me so happy someone else had the sense to record this gem.
not me curled up in bed hugging a pillow ಥ‿ಥ 11:52
ahahahah
Not me about to go to bed and snuggle up with my pillow.
@@finnibugz same dude, i always put my leg around it lmaooo
@@binkyhasnobrain685 it's super comfy. I can't sleep without it...
I should really get myself a body pillow, as to not sacrifice a pillow, that would keep my neck from hurting..
3:20 holy fuck i actually had a nightmare related to this as a kid
i was in heaven (which was just a differently lit version of my elementary art classroom btw) and i really wanted to get out because it was boring as shit (there were only a few other people and i dont think there was even anything to do including art) but i had to wait for a long time before i could get out (i think it was for my soul to be placed in a new body but not in the typical "rebirth" way, i was just supposed possess my body for a few minutes and then die again for the cycle to repeat)
a bit of context, im a christian and was (and still am) an art kid
I'm also a Christian, and I've repeatedly had dreams where Heaven is just an eternity playing chess with God. I hate chess. I'm pretty sure I actually dreamt about the Bad Place.
4:08
Lmao the face when it said muffincake.😂 I can’t stop laughing.
1:19 that man with those sun glasses looks very much like Gustavo from Big time rush lmaoo
13:07 was the first meme to make me laugh out loud in too long
"I'm too dummy thicc" bru she knows whats up
11:56 dude takiing sht bout pillow huggers while looking like a cheap version of one of the backstreet boys. 😂
When the dude threw the water bottle I was more impressed with the fact he yeeted that thing across the whole storage facility than him actually hitting someone with it
4:00 Oh, oh, O'Reilly: Autoparts! 🤣
Owwwww 😂😂
2:36 his face *changed completely* when he realized and he started gagging- 💀
Last time I was this early, Vine was still alive.
Damn :(
His face when he heard the ‘aHhHhH’ after he threw the bottle 😂
I just love how the camera kept zooming in on the bottle while it was still going
11:22 Dude I couldn’t fucking agree more damn it! Woman and Enby’s with Wolfcut can just take!
0:09 no one gonna talk bout that raw turkey leg?
My favorite part is this toy named elbow and he's funny away he looks.🤣
You mean Elmo 💀
@Hector Jimenez Yes... but its literally Elmo and called Elbow so they don't get sued or something....
@@MonstroVids It's an "Obvious Plant". They make them intentionally bad so it's funny, not really for trademark reasons. There's a whole subreddit full of their stuff :)
8:02 the Sapnap, Karl, and Badboyhalo audio tho
frick😇🙏
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REALISED AHAHAAA
I KNEW IT SOUNDED LIKE THEM
Yesss I went looking for this comment lol
LMAOOOOO THATS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED
3:14 I use Q-Tips to clean the priming pan on my flintlock rifle
8:55 i had a similar thing happen on my old kindle fire i watched youtube so much that you could see the screen of when you were watching a video and the text was almost readable
I gotta say, he is a nice photographer
And those were some nice photos
0:44 who in there right mind takes a pit of an avacado out like that!!!
Exactly!! A spoon works just fine, and it not near as sharp.
5:56 “I pd somewhere that wasn’t in your toilet but I don’t remember where”
1:07 as a Black mixed woman I’m dying laughing because of the accuracy
8:02 We all here being proud of our boy Sapnap
so true
I love when mcyt adios get on "normal" people tiktok XD(also I was looking for someone to comment on it)
do you know what source the video is from? not the audio just the video.
5:21 Simple. Rewind 10 seconds
4:44 that guy was actually pretty cute for the split sec the filter went away lol
6:41 those aren't breadsticks, them shits are parsnips
This ACTUALLY has vine energy and I love itt😂😂😂
1:31 tbh they are really good pics ngl
at 0:38 I could not stop laughing for like 10 minutes
9:06 this gave me an existential crisis
I don’t know if this is common knowledge but Uber drivers do be getting drunk asl while working
really? 😒
0:04 dad waking me up for school
5:15 that was like a CLEAN transition
8:40 Deku and the boys when deku's dad returns with the milk
PLS I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤣😂😂😂
6:33 they got those tattoos just for the 3 second tiktok lol 😂.
WILLIAM IS THAT YOU? 😂 2:45
LOL
@@superfan364 Am I wrong?
Like the fnaf one?
Bro why do I relate with 7:32 so hard??
3:51 i think they are seasoning packaging peanuts now
4:07 I broke when she said muffin cake🤣😭☠️
10:53 don't mind me just saving a timestamp
I am angry for no reason other than that poor burrito 9:40
I KNOW I HATE THE JOKES WHERE THEY WASTE GOOD FOOD. plus i lovvvvvvve burritos, so i felt like i was the one who recieved that slap lol
That chick after the couple getting the $ at the stop sign was like “for thinking it’s any of their business” like BRO who wouldn’t take a hundo that they found in the wild??
3:27 I don't even know if I actually have anxiety and shit, I just feel horrible all of the time but when I was little, I was exactly like this. I couldn't stop thinking about death and life and I had to bring specific things everytime I go out bc I think about whatever's gonna happen and how that specific tool would help. (Like shit, from criminals to demons, you name it.)
The third one😂😂😂i just came back from my laughing fit
which pride flag is that in your profile picture?
@@veronicasawyer7070 I think its uranic?
@@itsmel8142 what’s Uranic??/gen
@@k0rnerz uranic is being attracted to masculine men or masculine non-binary people! but the flag in the person’s pfp is the genderflux flag. being genderflux i think means that you experience different levels of intensity on specific gender(s), and the genders stay the same. so for example someone who may be a genderflux male may feel a very intense level masculinity one day and then another day they may lean farther away from the amount of masculinity they felt before. feel free to correct me if im wrong or if i spelled anything wrong!
1:42 "ma'am~ whatever you are-" instant death lmao
As you’re local Mexican, they way people hurt themselves by de pitting the avocado gives me ANXIETY.
THATS NOT HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT-
I KNOW IT HURTS
@@KaiTheArtizt I can’t even-
i- how did they even- 😖🖐️ *stoooooopppppppp*
12:31 stole my soul. ISTFG… 😩 Whyyyyy~
bro what
4:08 I'm cryinggggg
3:35 HOW IS THAT SO TRUE- I would think that all the time as a kid
4:20 but muffin cake
2:10 you can NEVER deny a man his fat rolls
12:05 the same thing happened to me once, I think you just have to pop it to get it to stop 😬 it hurts like hell and you WILL cry afterwards, but it will feel soooo much better.
What is it?
Moth Man I think abscess 🤷♂️
@@mothman1856 idk but it's so gross 😭😭😭😭
1:42-1:50 had me like damn, that roach went from black to white quick like Michael Jackson!
me: trying to watch a normal tiktok compilation
some random tiktoker: making a tiktok with an mcyt sound
me: .... *FCK* CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN DETROIT
I was trying to not laugh but the *"he was moaning o Reilly and I said autoparts"* had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:29
*THIS FUCKIN' FLY BE KINDA SOUNDING LIKE DrAcO mAlFoY*
10:46 bruh I actually got sad about that Spanish teacher 😞
Rip Miss Taylor
14:18 fly=little siblings
14:50 homegirl done cleaned everything in that house, LMAO.
I like how the elbow elmo toy is child "safe". Clever package designed. Can't be sued for trademark infringement on their *Semesame* Street toys, nor deceptive advertising for an unsafe toy.
I don’t think companies can sue the obvious plant guy, its not like they’re selling anything
5:20, that dad is the final boss fight of all the dads. lmao
5:48 best video hands down.
3:40 my guy accidentally bought "Packing peanuts*spicy edition*"
2:52 😭frrrr thooo
10:38 Omg i was Talking about that shut up meme the other day and now I get to see it again 😻😂🔥
11:02 HAVSGS THIS MADE ME ORBIT
The Little Caesar’s breadstick one killed me 🤣
5:57 so where did he pee?😭😭
8:01 AYY THE SAPNAP AND KARL AUDIO
The fly one is literally me when I'm having a night terror
That avocado one got me, damn why you do it like that! lol I always tap the seed with the working edge of the blade, give it a little twist and never cut myself. Keeping fingers out of the way in a safe position ofc.
I use Q-tips and stuff to remove little parts of my makeup, because my hands shake and slip so much while doing eyeliner etc..
3:20 ngl I thought I was the only one who had an irrational fear of the eternity of heaven as a kid
At 3:25 she’s talking about anxiety well it’s giving me anxiety that she don’t have any blinds or curtains on her windows.
4:30 bro imagine keeping 100+ dollar tequila in the fucking bathroom
This shit hilarious 😂
0:31 oh good lord the comedic timing on that is incredible