With not reading instructions properly, not noticing the big flashing arrows on the instructions screen meant for children of like 5 years old and all the other stuff in the video, he's either legally blind, or plays with a blindfold, i'm sure of it
Honestly, I genuinely do believe Mario Party 1 is the most rigged MP game. You could kick ass and win every minigame, but still get screwed over by the board and somehow lose to the CPU. I got so horrifically furious that I didn’t touch the game again for a long time.
I once saw that MP 1 is actually programmed and that the winner is already chosen. From Round one the game picks what you will roll in which round etc. So this time this is truly rigged.
@@Joshishere_ like the other comment said. Mario Party 1 is rigged. You can use save states before you use the dice and reload multiple times, it always will be the same number. And the winner is already chosen beforehand. Your only way to win is to win many minigames and be good at other events, like the mushroom, to 'convince' the game
This is about to be a whole new type of rage OH GOD AND HE HAS SOME OF THE SHOP ITEMS ON AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO OH BOY! THIS WILL BE SOMETHING ELSE LOL
That’s why the modern version of Mario Party Superstars on switch has a warning on the tug of war game. It specifically says not to put your palm on the joy con 😂
Funfact: Mario Party 1 did have legal issues and a recall due to the fact many minigames ask you to rotate "that" (the control stick) quickly, which naturally lead many people to use their palms to spin the stick faster. This lead to rashing and blistering severe enough that they had to supply owners of the game with gloves (if an official complaint was filed by the individual). Mario Party 2 was somewhat rushed to serve as a new version of the game without those minigames included.
Oh please. How nintendo butthole taste. I love nintendo i do but when you make it hard to get a copy of pokemon black. And you dont bring mother 3 outside of japan. Yeah im going to get roms
Welcome to suffering. Mario Party instructions are always horrible in all Mario Party games. They often don't tell you shit. Also, it just hit me that I've probably spent over 5000 hours of my life playing Mario Party games...
@@genericyoutubecommentchann7418true, it does help if someone at least attempts to read those though lol. Most board explanations, and Toad Tips are trash tho.
The nostalgia. I never had an N64 but my best friend at the time did and we used to play a lot of Mario Party back in the day. That and 4 player split screen Perfect Dark.
8:34 this is because there can sometimes appear special dice blocks A dice block that rolls 8-9 A dice block that rolls 1-3 A dice block that gives you coins depending on how much you roll A dice block that takes away your coins depending on how much you roll
I played this game so much growing up I recommend starting on easy mode and yes this game is VERY difficult and the mini games will take a lot of time getting used to and getting good at
Ah finally, a new Mario game for him to suck at when he's not getting clowned to hell in Mario Kart Wii! MP1 veteran here wishing you: "Good fucking luck"
has anyone in the history of this game picked 50 turns and actually finished the game??
probably not to be fair
no, not me
prob not
Hi
me
not really i just wanted an early comment
Poof not realizing the instructions have multiple pages is so something he'd do
0:37 "What makes him (Luigi) a Super Star?"
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing!
I saw a video called that lol
Iykyk
It’s cuz luigi is the king of skill
@@Cloud-3514The Vernnation
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14:32 Poof, I don't know what kind of depth perception you have but that was definitely NOT above Luigi 😭😭 there was even a shadow
that part genuinely made me annoyed lmao
With not reading instructions properly, not noticing the big flashing arrows on the instructions screen meant for children of like 5 years old and all the other stuff in the video, he's either legally blind, or plays with a blindfold, i'm sure of it
Poof is a little special, we shouldn't be surprised by now 😂
There’s a point where the joke goes from funny to just frustrating
that part made me so mad lol. Like bro the shadows!!!! as much video games this dude plays cracks me up.
4:25
"And we'll make Luigi hard"
-Poofesure 2024
💀
😏
Pause
🤤
🏳️🌈
13:58 "Why are we mad Wario? We should be frickin ecstatic about that."
Wario was ecstatic, though.
not ecstatic enough then
He fucking said, "YAH HAHA!"
@@Tyceornagorinot enough “YA HAHA” needs more “HAHAHA YAYAYA HAHAHAH YAYAYAY”
“It’s not June anymore” 😭
“We’ll make peach easy cuz…yknow” poof PLS
Honestly, I genuinely do believe Mario Party 1 is the most rigged MP game. You could kick ass and win every minigame, but still get screwed over by the board and somehow lose to the CPU. I got so horrifically furious that I didn’t touch the game again for a long time.
I once saw that MP 1 is actually programmed and that the winner is already chosen. From Round one the game picks what you will roll in which round etc.
So this time this is truly rigged.
Everything is rigged to y'all, man. Just admit that sometimes you aren't that good.
@@Joshishere_ I’m not trying to sound rude, but have you played Mario Party 1? It genuinely gets ridiculous with its luck a lot of the time.
@@Joshishere_stop riding Mario party 1 dude
@@Joshishere_ like the other comment said. Mario Party 1 is rigged. You can use save states before you use the dice and reload multiple times, it always will be the same number. And the winner is already chosen beforehand. Your only way to win is to win many minigames and be good at other events, like the mushroom, to 'convince' the game
i love how poof’s real opponent in this game was the fast moving text lol
15:23 yes poof, Luigi is stroking his squeegee
poof the type of guy to sneak into the gym just to watch the washer spin
poof the type of guy to steal catalytic converters from child daycare vans
poof the typa guy to chew through my copper wiring
"What if I just took a shortcut through his head"
"How did I lose?"
Poof...
30:27 “how do I lose” while I’m staring at the other 3 and looking at his 😭
Prompt was meth Bowser, but his looks like he steamrolled him from two angles. 🤣
@@Chicky_Lumps😭☠️
You’ve just attracted the LARGEST group of old school Mario party fanatics
That’s me
That's me
Poof: *lobotomizes his goomba drawing*
Also poof: how did i lose??
26:14 I’m screaming at poof for spending too much time in the eyebrows 😩😩😩
just for him to be one point short of winning 😭😭😭
This is about to be a whole new type of rage
OH GOD AND HE HAS SOME OF THE SHOP ITEMS ON AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO OH BOY! THIS WILL BE SOMETHING ELSE LOL
Mario Party 1 actually being a hard game + Poof's stupidity = something that may actually be impossible and "rigged" for him
Nick to Poofesure: Imagine being in last place with zero stars, THATS EMBARRASSING!
Was looking for a comment from the Party Crashers fanbase
Ah a fellow Party Crashers fan. Poof needs to collab with them someday
@@dracoarton94 I agree.
YOU PICK *WA*
That's what he gets for picking WAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO
4:44 “rainbow castle..its not june anymore” goodbye ☠️☠️
No more gay lol
Seeya
*Gay rate drops to 0%* 📉
I grew up with this game, so I have so many fond memories of the first Mario Party, blisters and all.
on the tug of war game I went so hard that I had a large blister on my palm and I popped it playing the treasure fishing game. I was dedicated.
@@sharksgirl1109 You were addicted not dedicated lol
@@AlexLawSG probably. I won tho
@sharksgirl1109 That's the only thing that matters along with having fun.
Fun fact: The dice are actually predetermined before you even hit it
4:24
"And we'll make Luigi hard"
Nice.
😏
At least it isn’t Daisy on hard
😂😂😂
WTH
15:22 Oh he’s hard all right 😭
26:34 JUST ONE POINT AWAY?! Lol
“And we’ll make Luigi hard” aaaaaand that’s my new quote of the year!
Okay who the fuck gave him a Mario Party cartridge with a negative coin dice enabled? 😂 Some devilish stuff right there
15:00 Fun fact: so many kids got blisters on their hands from this mini game that nintendo had to send gloves to kids that were affected
That’s why the modern version of Mario Party Superstars on switch has a warning on the tug of war game. It specifically says not to put your palm on the joy con 😂
@@IsabellaIntisoI don‘t know who thought that bringing back that minigame was a good idea 🫠
Another instance of luigi winning by doing absolutely nothing
Funfact: Mario Party 1 did have legal issues and a recall due to the fact many minigames ask you to rotate "that" (the control stick) quickly, which naturally lead many people to use their palms to spin the stick faster. This lead to rashing and blistering severe enough that they had to supply owners of the game with gloves (if an official complaint was filed by the individual).
Mario Party 2 was somewhat rushed to serve as a new version of the game without those minigames included.
0:11 it looks like they're playing WHAT!? 😭😭😭
I have a theory that Poof is actually a mental patient who’s granted limited access to the Wii as a way to cope with being a raging lunatic. 😂😂😂
I will say this out of context; 'This is what I'm talking about, it's like a Wario take on Remember The Alamo.'
Alright, that's my checklist done. Party Crashers reference and Scott the Woz reference in the comments section.
"You mean the sabbath, right?"
Alright, we roll to decide the turn order here
HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE!
you got third
Here comes the saga of poof raging at Mario Party
4:55 I was bracing for the rage when you picked a strong candidate for the worst board in the series.
3:46 Poof! You pick...
*WWWAAAAARIO!!!*
You oughta collab with the Party Crashers someday, they play Mario Party all the time
Doh I missed!
No, they're too experienced, even Eevee would easily destroy poof.
If only Poofesure can hold himself from swearing... Then possibly.
@Tyceornagori I agree
@disneymagicaluniverse4795 True. But for Wii Party, Poof might beat all 4 of them since he has experience with that game
This is literally poofs worst nightmare the luck in this game is diabolical
5 seconds in and I can tell he’s going to loose
Wow would you bloody believe it
I love Mario when he begins to party
Huge respect for going out of your way to buy an N64 and not just emulate it. The true way of playing these old games.
Yeah, stretched widescreen and composite-out on a modern display. Truly the way these games were intended to be played.
@@KaguyaH Outside of his specific setup. The resolution looked better than a basic HDMI converter though.
Oh please. How nintendo butthole taste. I love nintendo i do but when you make it hard to get a copy of pokemon black. And you dont bring mother 3 outside of japan. Yeah im going to get roms
@@Supershicfan360 Stuff like that is understandable
@@Ninblasto atleast you get it. Cause some nintendo fans dont.
Funny how he says 20 turns is too much, while 20 turns is about the average Mario party turn amount in the whole serious
Watching Poof play Face Lift was way more infuriating than I expected 😭
As a Party Crashers fan since god-knows-when, watching this is like nails on a chalkboard.
I’m a Party Crashers fan too but I find this both hilarious and painful to watch. Not to mention, I’ve also subscribed to this channel
How the hell is Wario the fastest person to the pipe??!!
Wario: "HURRY UP!"
But he doesn't have a motorcycle. He has stubby sheep legs.
"We'll make Luigi hard" oh my Poof "89 are you KIDDING ME!?"
circle jerk joke 10 seconds in had me on the floor 😭
There's tornadoes all around but my tv is upstairs, poof is the priority.
New goal. Beat every mini game in this game. No balls you won’t as hard Luigi
this game was SUCH a big part of my childhood and it's so fun watching poof play and rage at it lol
IKR!
the poofesure mario party marathon begins now
Me:I WANNA SLEEP
Poofesure:NO! YOU SLEEP WHEN WE'RE DONE!
0:45 why dk and wario getting freaky with Luigi 😭😭
Welcome to suffering. Mario Party instructions are always horrible in all Mario Party games. They often don't tell you shit. Also, it just hit me that I've probably spent over 5000 hours of my life playing Mario Party games...
They especially don’t if you don’t read the advice and controls.
@@genericyoutubecommentchann7418true, it does help if someone at least attempts to read those though lol. Most board explanations, and Toad Tips are trash tho.
@@zombieponchofr like the Crane Game rules poof read fully through and was still missing information😭
i mean the instructions of the older games at least tried, but the newer games literally don't explain anything 😭
@@yeahoksure1406no he has bad depth perception, thinking he was over Luigi when his shadow was nowhere near it
The nostalgia. I never had an N64 but my best friend at the time did and we used to play a lot of Mario Party back in the day. That and 4 player split screen Perfect Dark.
I own one now
I grew up watching my older cousins play this game on theirs. I had a PS1, but boy did I love the N64 controller.
“And we’ll make Luigi hard!”
*insert loud YMCA*
"It's fun to stay at the-
WHYYYY, AM I GAYAAAAAY!!"
Peach and Luigi roll 10s on t heir first turn, watch Poof roll a 1…!
7:10 Called it!
my favorite part of the n64 controller is the "that", thank you poof for letting people know that's what it's really called
I thought it was called the "Palm destroyer 96"
4:24 "We'll make Luigi hard." Nice of you to help him out Poof.
I think we’re seeing a new series, I’m ready for it!!! 🍿🥤
POV: KingofSkill hijacks your Mario party game.
XD
When you rolled a 1 on the first turn, I literally went “TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NOBODY” out loud
Party crashers collab when?
Would love to see that but realistically, it will never happen
I've never seen or played mario party 1 , I didn't know how much of a direct recreation mario party superstars was!!
“Rainbow castle? It’s not june anymore” 😂😂😂
I'M LOSING MY MIND SEEING THIS IN MY FEED!!! He's playing the first Mario Party game ever on the Nintendo 64 no way!!!
With the rest to come, MP3 is 👑
Poof just needs 4 more mario parties to go in order for him to finally play himself as toad or 5 more to play himself as toad and toadette
I’m so excited for the epic Mario series!! Poofesure playing Mario party is the best 😂 not to mention Mario partys are some of the best Mario games
Poofesure the only dude not afraid of *"CHANCE TIME!!!"*
Naw why was i just looking up the old mario parties ☠️
Used to love this game growing up with the neighborhood kids, totally forgot about it so this was a nice nostalgia trip
It's going to be fun watching him play every single Mario Party game!
No way it’s actually happening, I love the original Mario party games so much
Even the games dialogue ignores luigi
4:24 "and we will make Luigi hard"
“We’ll make luigi hard”
- Poofesure, 2024
8:35 You're Using A Minus Dice Block From The Mushroom Shop. Whatever Number You Get Is The Amount Of Coins You Lose.
for some reason, the bit where poof fell off the track during that 2v2 cracked me all the way up...
Poof needs to play Bomberman Land on Wii with all the Hudson Soft games he's been playing recently
Can't wait to see the end of the Mario Party series in 3 years!
Roman when he calls you for existing for more than 5 seconds in GTA IV 18:14
I'm glad he's playing on a real N64, idk why exactly, but it just makes it feel that much better
14:56 Spared from one of the, if not the most infamous minigame in all of Mario Party.
8:34 this is because there can sometimes appear special dice blocks
A dice block that rolls 8-9
A dice block that rolls 1-3
A dice block that gives you coins depending on how much you roll
A dice block that takes away your coins depending on how much you roll
2:17
Poof: “Donkey Kong’s tie dangling looks like…”
Me: “a Donkey Dong”
Donkey Kong not being hard feels wrong
Which means no expand dong joke
We need a rage compilation from Mario party 1 all the way to Mario party 10
“I get angrier every question you get wrong”
Never knew Poofesure would go back to the 90's with Mario Party. Hopefully, he'll play Mario Party 2 next.
If this is a new series I am here for it
Poof plays the easiest mini game: I won a mini game. I won a mini game.
Petition for poof to play every Mario kart version
This is gonna be an awesome series
26:34. My Asian parents when they see my report card LOL
I remember playing the first and second Mario party on my N64 man. Good times
I played this game so much growing up I recommend starting on easy mode and yes this game is VERY difficult and the mini games will take a lot of time getting used to and getting good at
Poof on my momma I played this for the first time YESTERDAY and you uploaded it today. Thats wild
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Brent is winning by a million stars
3:40
you pick, *WA*
As a wise poof once said, “erm, what the tuna”
I was praying for a late night poofesure video I’m so happy now I can be entertained while I eat my spaghetti at 11 pm
I love this video, I would like Poofesure to play more 90’s games ❤
Ah finally, a new Mario game for him to suck at when he's not getting clowned to hell in Mario Kart Wii! MP1 veteran here wishing you: "Good fucking luck"
@@No_Sleepee I think you’ve literally made a career out of clowning this man.