I GOT PLAYED BY A GIRL!! (STORYTIME)
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- hope you guys enjoyed this video!
if those two girls from the stall are watching this you guys are some of the sweetest people i've met and i pray for your happiness !!
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Music by Kevin Macleod
#storytime #withme #umernoman
*A girl asks for umer's number*
Umer in disbelief: hAyE aLlAh mErAy sAaTh kUcH aCcHa bHi hOtA hAi?!
LoL XD
God: no.
No one :
Everyone : "I'm uniquee"
Umer : "shutup mey alag nahi hu"
Umer : furqan bhaii farishta hota haina farishta ..
Me : imaging furqan Bhai to be farishta
Umer : UsKa BiLkUL oPpOsItE hAiN 😂😂😂😂
😭😭😢😢😂😂😂😂🥰😍❤️
Same lol
Me : *silently eating my food and watching umer's video*
Umer : Shutup just shutup okay, dont judge me..
Me : WhyUmerWhy :3
"Farishta hota hai na farishta" ALMOST HAD ME THERE
Armyyy
Armyyy
no one:
literally no one:
Ispaaiderman in the bac: "chota, umer can relate"
You got one hella personality
I really enjoyed this video
Hope to see more content from you in the future.
Love from India
Imagine if she's watching u rn 😂😂😂
😂😂
is that she is you?
umer: **paints “art is freedom” and draws a horizontal zigzag and calls it grass**
also umer: **thinks he’s no less than leonardo da vinci**
I Wass sooo happy for u but this 24 ruined my day😂😭😭
9:34 the pain on your face literally made me cry #relate
Yesterday I literally binge watched all of your videos
Boii u izz---- I mean you're LEGITIMATELY AMAZING and u deserve way more than u have ❤❤❤
"5 saal kam krlo" dayumn 😂😂i can't stap my hasaa 🤣🤣🤣
So, self-deprecating humour is not just my thing?
I'm soo happy you uploaded ❤️ you're one of my favorite RUclips 🥺
3:33 usko embroidery kehte hain😂seeti hu paintings😂
Larki: "yea im 24"
Umer already thinking of a life with her: "say sike rn"
@@UmerNoman we know 😔👑
@@tahatariq6805 Feels like I am with my genre of people here😂😂
OMG I'm new to your channel how cuteee you areeee.... You are literally the cutest RUclipsr I've ever seen...
You're damn funny I loved your videos and your acting hahaha
Stay blessed! 🥺💗
Don’t feel bad bro, I haven’t interacted with a girl in over 6 years and that’s pretty fucking sad but it is what it is😂😂
Umer Noman Yes I too feel bad for myself😪
No one:
Umer's hands:
Le jayen mujhay kahan hawaein
Umer: I got played
Me: bro u always get played or cheated on nothing new
rip she almost sounded like the one
@@UmerNoman eh? simp for alina🎉
Don't worry hoor pari 2 will be waiting around for youuuu!!!!
Amaaazing videos!
8:15
Spiderman:Overacting ke 50 kat
😂😂😂😂😂
Yrr its soo funny i havent watched full video yet but still i am laughing continuosly😂😂😂😂
Umer - Advocate for age disparity in relationships.
No one:
Literally no one:
Umer: "SHUT UP OK SHUT UP, DON'T JUDGE ME!!"
9:34
Umer :* silently respecting gods choices and yet crying *
Me: SHIOT well Ummm.never mind
Allah our God ...we should always write the first letter capital when we are referring to Allah SWT
This legit sounded like those fanfictions on whattpad ngl xD
@@UmerNoman wasn't your life a movie?
@@abeeha.afaque12 dammmmmmmmmmmmm
@@abeeha.afaque12 brooooo
Umer looked like sharukh Khan while making those expressions over the age of the girl
dil se shukria for making me feel better about my life 🙃
3:54 i actually started judging you!😂 I FEEL ATTACKED!😂
Yrrrr .. you is amazing 😭❤️
Bestttt😂😂😂❤❤ i love your videos 😢❤
Noone:
Umer: Insulting himself for 10 minutes 29 seconds straight.
Your videos are really awesome and dont regret for someone you are really fab:)
😂😂😂 best video bro, one of the best part when you find out she is 5 yers older than you 😂😂
WHYUMERWHY😂❤️ WHY IS THAT THE MOST UNEXPECTED THING ALWAYS HAPPEN WITH YOU DANG. 😂😂😂 WE LOVE YOU KWEEN WE STAN. ❤️
You are like🤣🤣🤣 i can't stop laughing watching this and my mama literally hates me at that time!
WTH! NOO WAYYY, I'M CRYINGG.
I was wondering Furqan Bhai or farishta 😆. Thanks you clarified it later 😆😆😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha
love the AUDACITY!!!!!!!!
I FEEL YOU
TOTALLY RELATABLE 💀😂❤
@@UmerNoman you can say👻😂
At the end 😅 tuta hua saaz hoon ma 😅😅
Umer stopp putting these texts my mom gonna kill me for laughing this late😆😆
aww dil k arman beh gaye aapke toh 😂 ,btw not gonna lie you're really cute 😉😅
Man ur life is so relatable😂😂😂😂😂
at last u uploaded a new video.....😍😍😍😍😍....love your videos
Aaj ki video 2 baar dekh chuka ... Last me aakar hansi abhi bhi nhi ruk rahi ... 😂😂 Wahi 20 & 24 😂😂😂😂 hamare bhai k sath hee aesa kyun yrr 😂
I was sleepy but umer posted a story time uhm sleep who????
Thanks for making me laugh itna😂
I am literally dying right now cause before the video started a tinder ad popped up 😂😂😂😂
@@UmerNoman I did with all of my heart cause weee knowwww u needzzxzzzzz blingz
Love that you gave nicholas sparks reference. Read any of his work?
I've my final exam tomorrow and Im binge watching his videos...matlab obssesion dekhlo bass
the title of the video is to catfish. IT JUST DIDNT WORK OUT BCZ OF AGE DIFF. NOBODY GOT PLAYED
Dil jude bina hi tut gae 😂😂😂😂
That was miracle and end of the time 🥴🥴🥴🥴😢😭
Befikkr bro, mai samjh sakta hun!!😂😂💞
I thought your crush liking you back and asking you out only happened in movies? What kind of sorcery is this UMER?
No one
Literally no one
Umer: ooh you’re 20 ok Allah hafiz 🥺😂
Umar: wo jo cheez thi na pata nahi Kia cheez thi
Me: wo cheez khana thi😂😂
Imagine that girl is watching his video
Binge watching your videos!! Found you few days back is ki ending kamaaal thi 😂 paisy wasool hogye😂
The girl was like awww lil bro you 20 ALLAH hafiz :)
Omgg thisss was hilarious but saddening too brh 😂😂🥺
Damn your facial expressions 😂
Umers life philosophy: Zindagi to shit hai but lets make a video out of it 😂
OMG!!
Why do your romance stories never succeed 😩
Umer : Mein wapis aagya hoon
Me : SHUKARR HAIII 😌
Shugufta should be on Pakistani bachelorette she would win with all of these lines
Girl: "im 24"
Umer thinking of marrying her: "kat gaya"
“Thoray 5 saal kam karlo” sahi khel gaye 😂😆
And once again Umer had his dil toots
Spidey is the main comedian on your channel 😅🤣😂🤣😂
2:35 The Night We Met By Lord Huron
No one :
Literally no one:
Umer: Chota SA dil hai, ye to choti choti se khushiya hain 😂😂
The ending was litttttt damn that happened to me toooo. Hes 18 am 20😓 and i was like nope man nope get away from me
Please upload daily, this quarantine is killing meh :(
plis upload videos like daily yar this fucking quarantine is killing me 😩
F.r.i.e.n.d.s , first thing that i noticed 😍😍
Mr.bean and teddy and umer and his spiderman....trueeee besties😂❤
YA MERAY ALLAH. I'M SPEECHLESS! OK ALLAH HAAAAFIZZ
hahahhaha why every thing bad happens with you 😂
OMG😱 i feel really bad for you😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one
Literally no one
Le umer: no problem no problem ye lo paise😂😂😂😂
umer living a Netflix series and then boom a plot twist happens and there he is in a pakistani drama💀
LOVE YOUR CONTENT!❤
His channel's comment section looks more like a meme page all about umer 😂
MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES 😂😂
That Spiderman talk😭😂😂
Y is he so UNDERRATED 😀😅😅😅😂😂😁😁
mujhy tau aisay time pe foran Hazrat Khadija ki misaal yaad aati :'3
Yar bhai why you are ignoring Cam. Why u looking there
Main alag nahi hu I'm just normal human being, I lost it😂😂😂
Hahaha!!! was interested to watch. But she was only four year older than you ? Its fine isnt it ? I mean you were okay you being 4 year older than her?
It's just wow. By the way who's this hoor pari
HAHAHAHAHA I AM CRYING😂😂 Ufff GOLD
Umer Noman baksh dya apko
Movie main twist agaya 😂😂😂 crush baaji nikli!😂😂
@@UmerNoman HAHAHA😂
Now that I know you r 20 it broke my heart😂😂😂😂😂
Yar that's seriously sad 😔😔
You haveee to show us the bookmarkk
8:45 , toba toba😂😂😂