@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters” “i used LA tap water” if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, ruclips.net/video/Xon04MB1rDw/видео.html
I watch that part over and over and over try not to die of laughing, but I’m scared to be quiet because it’s like 1042 and my mom’s asleep. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched that part over and over and over.
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
I'm going to get lost in the sea of fans but. i just wanted to tell you that you and your beautiful family have helped me during a very dark time in my life. thank you for being you. you made me smile and helped keep the dark away.
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it. Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
Awe! I love it when Gloria makes an appearance 😊 you guys should totally let us know what the wedding registry is when you do get married (if you haven't already)
Fuck I just realized why I like his content so much. He reminds me of my best friend and the guy I call my older brother. I haven't seen him in alittle over a year. Thanks for making my day alittle happier Brandon. I miss him a lot and you've helped ease that pain.
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"We...?" "WE'RE MARRIED!!" I love their relationship so much
Are they married?
@@ironhide5611 No they're just dating (as of right now anyways but who knows if they will!)
Maybe one day!!! HOPEFULLY!!!
10 minutes later....
DIVORCE!! no.!
Me to
“that’s drier than your humor”
“DIVORCE” “NO”
Jayla Veal I WAS WAITING FOR THAT PART AND IM LAUGHIMG SO HARD AHAHAH
literally how my best friend and i act. they'll make fun of me and then i threaten to divorce them and they get upset. we're not even married ...
SAMEEE💀💀
kailey same tbh
@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
I think I sense some alternative meaning behind that and I don’t know how to feel about it lol
Yeah...it’s cuz we all chose to ignore it
wait i’m so confused can someone put the time as when he said it i can’t find it
It was at 1:34
Savanna Reichhoff I for some reason is your only subscriber
She’s like that touch of common sense he was missing this whole time.
Loll
The easy bake oven-?
wdym?
@@urmom-dl1gd Gloria
As soon has he said “Here’s a montage of me buying the stuff. It’s entertaining, just watch it” I got an ad for cat food
A r m y ?
Siren
Yeshhh
ARMYYYYYY
I got an add for vaping...
I got an ad for adult diapers that came with a bunch of butt shots 😂
"I used LA tapwater!!"
"we live in Sacramento"
Kinda blown away when she said they're in Sacramento. I hope I see him recording in his car somewhere. 😂
Amelia Castro ikr 😂😂
"Do you have any thyme?" "No, ive spent it all making this dinner!"
Omg I was scrolling and he said this the same time I saw it!
@@maddyz6388 this happens to me all the time!
Brooke Hamachek That's how it's pronounced. Thyme is a herb.
“With an EASY BAKE OVEN”
@@Pawzclaws You should have said "all the Thyme"
•Holds entire raw turkey and eyes small opening of easy bake oven•
Brandon: Trust me
Rebekah Chase 😂😂😂
*kisses easy bake oven*
I am still laughing!!! 😂😂😂
I lowkey choked at that part
Brandon is like a kid was allowed to be an adult for one day only
Translation: Brandon has the mind of a child.
@@bowietheunholy6891 in a fun way yes but no
Yep😄
Like that movie big
This is so true it disturbs me
“It’s dryer than your humor.”
“Heyyy..”
“It’s a compliment!”
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
Appreciate the commitment. Really not convinced about the "easy" part of this oven though.
You and every 8 year old girl lol
Ikr 😂😂😂
You know, that's one of the reasons I love him. His commitment to his bits. And his videos
Rofl
Ha true
“Told you id keep it sexy”
- Brandon Farris 2019
Yea ima use that quote
Haley Leeann senior quote
"DiVOrCE"
"nO-"
Absolute favorite part of the video
What time is it at?
@@videowatcher01 12:43
DIVORCEEE
NOOKOOO---
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters”
“i used LA tap water”
if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
Same
Me to
doesn't everyone
Yeah he is
i wasnt wondering but
"I'm tired."
"Hi Tired, I'm Dad."
This had me *dying* I love that vine
hi dying im dad
"That's a full Thanksgiving Christmas dinner."
"What?"
"Nothing."
*video ends*
Now imagine if he had forgotten to hit record!
Harsh Deep me raging 😤 throwing my easy bake oven out the window
Lmao omg I wouldn't even make the video anymore lol🤣
Harsh Deep 🤣😂🤣
Lmfao dat would be all bad😲🤣
BAHAHAHA
“don’t worry I’ll keep it interesting” *opens up jacket just a little bit* 💀🤣
Me:😟
Then takes the whole thing off halfway through
👵🧀 grand ma ma with cheese
@@samanthaseningen5455 what-
Me. Oh god 🤣
Brandon: “that’s a full thanksgiving...Christmas dinner..”
Gloria: “what-“
Brandon :”*nothing.*”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm gonna cook you just above 'don't die of dysentery' so whatever that is" lollll
i read the title and saw the turkey and said “oh no” 😂
Same
I do that every video 😂
Denied😂
I was expecting Brandon to put one of the slices of ham through, but he did the whole thing one slice at a time!😂
Matthew Aaron Allen he loves ham
Matthew Aaron Allen 😂😂😂
Matthew Aaron Allen “slice at a time”
“Divorce?!”
“Noo!”
Me: Wha.. huh... WHAT?! Did I MiSs THe WedDInG?!
No lol
Time stamp?
12:43 ❤️
They have a kid dude
Well no not really? Maria was already pregnant but wasn’t in a relationship when she met Brandon so biologically Brandon isn’t Autumns dad
“I used LA tap water”
“We live in Sacramento!”
“It was a lot to get it here!”
"Note to self- don't eat while watching Brandon Farris on RUclips or you will do a spit take with your breakfast"😂
And apparently you can’t have any type of liquid in your mouth. Like spit. I choked on my own spit.
"Thanks to our sponsor, myyyy bank account." 😂 Seriously though, you rock!!!! What a wonderful thing you're doing. ❤️ Keep doing you Brandon. 😉
No cap, when he was playing the guitar, I dunno if he was trying or not but like that was a sick beat😂💀
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, ruclips.net/video/Xon04MB1rDw/видео.html
No one:
Cat: keeps eating ham every time brandon walks away 🤣🤣
Y’all remember that time in history when you could go into target WITHOUT a mask???
Wait that existed???
What???
Huh that was a thing woah
Ohh you just told me info I didn’t know was it 26 years ago I’m 25
I remember that life
4:30 *drops ham* Brandon: *makes a fist and supports head with it* "Ahaha I just dropped all my ham"
I watch that part over and over and over try not to die of laughing, but I’m scared to be quiet because it’s like 1042 and my mom’s asleep. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched that part over and over and over.
Gloria: you're gonna do great.
Brandon: I stopped telling them that a long time ago.
*dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜
Also.
Me: an entire Christmas dinner in an easy bake?
My husband: what???
Me: it's brandon Farris
Husband: oh ok now it makes sense
😂😂😂
That was the exact thing my husband and i said to each other lol
That's really funny!
NEVER in my life have I seen a better example of chaotic good. I feel so seen!
me: -why are they not wearing a mask in target?-
*looks at when it was uploaded* me: oh- those were the good days.
Omg, same. I was like, "oh yeah... a year ago existed. I forgot."
I love that comment
I mean I still dont wear I mask anywhere I go
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
"A fraction of an inch by thats not enough".
Thats what she said. 😂😇
That's exactly what I said after he said that. Lmao
@@Faefever34 😂
That's exactly what I was thinking!!😅😂
Omg that ending thi
Hahahh
“This is LA tap water” -Brandon
“WE LIVE IN SACRAMENTO”
"What you mean my buns are too big ~.~"
"Thank you? :D"
Brandon: "Here's a montage of me buying the stuff"
RUclips: "This is an ad.., for a diaper brand"
I got an ad for the military 😅
@@kairajaniemi3931 oh no Brandon's gone off the rails and bought the military 😱
I got something about showers
@@warped_alexis5468 oh lord
i got a mc donalds ad and now i’m hungry 😂
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
Brandon: ill keep it interesting
Unbuttons shirt
This going to get real interesting
6:08 plays guitar and doesn’t even try but it sound good lmfao
Reminded me of scarypoolparty
no he's def trying it sounded cool
LOL
“DIVORCE!”
“....NOO”
I really respect that he gave his cat the chair. Mad respect.
5:32
"Mmmmmmm electricity fumes"
I laughed harder than i should have at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
him: “here’s a montage of me buying the stuff”
*gets a star wars ad*
me: “oh well that’s nice to i guess”
literally same
This is why Premium is the way forward. Hate the ads, it's so worth it to not have them.
makayla I got an ad as well😂
i got the meditation one 😂
A ad for pampers came up on mine😂
“Someone’s grumpy” I died 😂
Simply the title of this made me go "Oh god, Here we go" and of course, you did not dissappoint! Lmao! 🤣
“Shut up. I’ll shave my nose hairs later!” Brandon Farris 2020
The way he said “mmm electricity fumes” got me dying for no reason lol
*brandon knocks stuff off of table* oh my gOD HES A CaT.
"gotta get some dark meat, that's my type" 💀💀💀 you guys missed the funniest line he's ever said
Oh I heard it and loved it lol
Oh shiiiiiit
You have weird sense of humor if you think that's even close to the funniest thing he's said.
this was literally the best start of december ever. i really appreciate appearances by MG ❤
“That ham is lukewarm!”
I fell apart
Brandon is the type of guy girls want. He’s great 😂
The cat’s the funniest thing in this entire vide
There was one cat. You want "cat's," since you mean "cat is."
Gloria's great for morale. Loved y'all's bantering back and forth. LoL.
“lion tigers and bears with me” i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Am i gonna get food poisoning?”
8-Ball: “Of course.”
🤣
As soon as you said “just watch it” an ad played. You are a miracle worker
No one
literally no one
Brandon: "i'm just gonna put this back up your but"
Butt* sorry I’m a living auto correct
"It's ham-mer time!" (I'm going to use this for christmas ham cooking)
He said as i read this
*bends over camera*
Brandon: why didn’t you all tell me she was eating my ham
Brandon: shut up I’ll shave my nose hairs later
Me: but I didn't say anything about your nose hairs-- I was too busy brushing my own!!
You make shopping entertaining. Now I wanna go shopping with you 😂
brandon: heres a montage of me buying the stuff, its entertaining just watch it
youtube: jake from state farm ad
me: *wheezing*
“making a mini christmas dinner for my cat”
" that's an entire thanksgiving Christmas dinner"
"What"
"Nothing.."
"Derishous cup of coffee" - Gloria
I really want to try this.
Also, it's a good thing you started now; it MIGHT be done by Christmas. Lol
When Brandon picked up his cat the cartman impressions were the best
I love that, in the shopping montage, he grabs everything like he's trying to get away with stealing it. 😆
I love how Gloria is already editing this exact video during the filming of said video! You guys are amazing. 💜🖤💛
Zelda and gloria judging you in the background 😂
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
3:01 Caught me off guard when he looked at the camera with this blank expression and then looked at the ham and ate it 😂
4:34 “i just dropped all my ham” I CANT
"...Just the tip..." *kiss* "trust me.." 😂😂 someone's please piece together all the suggestive parts I'm dying 🤣
#GotTheMovesLikeFarris
💜💜💜💜 are this more hints.......DID Y'ALL SNEEK OFF AND GET MARRIED AND NOT TELL US???? LOL 🤣
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Yea I'm confused are they married or playing?
No rings on their fingers yet! But at this point, they should be married haha.
"Dumpster dive dysentery" 😂😂😂😂😂
You know they love each other when they spent 9 hrs making a Christmas dinner in an easy bake oven together
I'm going to get lost in the sea of fans but. i just wanted to tell you that you and your beautiful family have helped me during a very dark time in my life. thank you for being you. you made me smile and helped keep the dark away.
MG: Do you any have Thyme?
B: ...NO. I spent it all try to make this DINNER in an easy bake oven!
😆
"Didnt I put three pieces in here?..."
-Brandon Farris 2019
5:26 "don't act interested in the oven and then sneak over to the ham" 😂😂
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it.
Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
The dedication is immaculate *chefs kiss*
Awe! I love it when Gloria makes an appearance 😊 you guys should totally let us know what the wedding registry is when you do get married (if you haven't already)
“She didn’t like the consistency of my ‘taters” will forever be my favourite line of this video
at 6:10 he said to the magic 8 ball “am I gonna get food poisoning?” and the magic 8 ball said “OF COURSE” ahaha I died😂😂
Brandon: “it’s entertaining just watch it.”
*McDonalds add comes on*
Why was it so cute when Brandon said "squish it" 😊☺️🤣
Gloria: your gonna do great
Brandon: oh I stop telling him that a long time ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's beginning to look a lot like salmonella 😂
I see the title and think “oh won’t be that hard” then I see the GINORMOUS turkey and Brandon I- (I think it’s a turkey idk so don’t hate lmao)
I love your insane humor. I can be in the worst mood and after watching your video’s, I’m always laughing in no time. Don’t ever stop sir!
no one:
Not a soul:
*Screams cause its hot in the dead quiet*
1:36 literally the funniest thing ever 🤣
12:43
Her: “Divorce!”
Him: “NO!!”
Me: 😂😂😂
"Im so bored, i mean........
......entertainment."
Shut the hell up u fk tard..dk u have more than 700 k sbs.. exactly so shut the hell up
I know that you were trying to quote Brandon, but I don't think that he was trying to say 'bored' but you are good
@@michaele.hansen381 thanks
@@michaele.hansen381 sorry for replying 5 days later
@@NotEvix lmaooooo the original poster was lit quoting a line in the video 😳🤦🏽♀️ geeze simmer down killa 😂😂
Fuck I just realized why I like his content so much. He reminds me of my best friend and the guy I call my older brother. I haven't seen him in alittle over a year. Thanks for making my day alittle happier Brandon. I miss him a lot and you've helped ease that pain.
I love how much he says "woof" in this LOL
Netflix: are you still watching?
*Someone's daughter at 3 am*
1:34
O-o
@@calli509 ll