I wish I had pictures, haha. I was at an event doing a performance piece where myself and the other actor were wearing mime paint, mine included those kind of diamond star shapes around the eyes. Afterwards at the same event I had a falling out with a friend and was bawling while watching another act. Another friend came up to me to check on me, and I asked her if I'd wrecked my makeup. I knew I was in trouble because she refused to make eye contact 😂 So I went to the bathroom, and the tear tracks had dissolved the makeup and I looked like some demon possessed clown, the diamonds around my eyes had started to kind of drip further down my face, and I'd had red rosy cheeks and now the red paint mixed with the black and the white and dribbled down my chin. I tried to use paper towel and liquid soap to get it off, but it was greasepaint and just went smudgy, and I wanted to leave but I'd driven people there, so I just sat in my car and waited til it was over. But I swear, if I ever wanted to dress up like a possessed clown, I would definitely just cry while wearing mime greasepaint, because that shit was the stuff of nightmares.
If you’ve come back for your I Miss Jenna marathon, let me tell you an amazing mascara to cry in: Urban Decay Perversion. Smears and tears like a champ, and you cry even harder because it’s 22 Dollars. It makes my lashes look gorgeous though so it’s good for a date where you want to look great for the first half and then look like you’ve lost your mind for the second half if anything goes wrong.
one time I cried so hard my mascara ran down my face, down my neck, soaked my shirt, and actually stained the collar of my shirt black. that’s the kind of performance we’re looking for here
i kinda like that julien doesn't have a mic i feel like if he had a mic he would be pressured to be funny. it feels like right now he's just being funny for jenna and we're just lucky enough to hear it
Kara Mahoney Exactly! People demanding he wears a mic but like those comments are for Jenna and that’s why they’re funny because it’s natural between them
Kara Mahoney it’s a confusing place to be when trying to decide on a volume though. I gotta turn it up so loud to hear julien but then Jenna yells and my ear drums burst
This whole video is full of the best one-liners ever. My favorite Jenna/Julien video, by far. Also, the face she makes after she says, "Everyone else gets to go to Jamaica, but Jared dumped me!"
i had a mental breakdown in my best friends backyard shed, i was eating a literal gallon of chocolate chips, while crying my eyes out in buxom lashes. i ruined my white shirt, i looked like the person you would see sitting on a curb with one of their heels broken and the other one lost. it was fantastic
@Lilymoon im doin great now!! i basically had a breakdown bc i had finals (and studying anatomy is hard as fuck) and my friend was watching shrek 2 for the 6th time that day, it was quite the evening
I've decided that I need to leave a loving comment on every video I watch now, so that she knows that I'm not just some douche coming here to "see who this chick is" or something. She needs to know that it's people who love her re-watching everything.
Andrea Avina “Oh I’m sorry, did they run down your face? “No, quite the opposite. It didn’t run down my face enough. It didn’t give me the ‘sobbing in the bathroom at a middle school dance’ look I wanted”
i swear jenna's vocabulary is contagious, i've found myself saying "ehhh beebee *kiss kiss*" and "who u fightin" EVERY SINGLE DAY and i absolutely love it
I'm surprised she didn't get the classic drug store Maybelline mascara. Ya know the one. In the pink tube with the green top. That's the one I WANTED to see lol
Ok story time that's kind sad but fucking hilarious involving that mascara. I use to apply like 3 times to top and bottom lashes for that *beautiful * spider look. Well I was in middle school and I came home and my parents finally actually got me a birthday present after 3 years of not and I DROPPED IT and the makeup palettes broke. I cried so hard that my makeup ran and it turns the edge of my shirt black and grey.
@@Kirala_TTok I was going to apologize but now that you were so unnecessarily rude and hateful instead of just explaining what you meant, never mind. I had thought you were saying that your parents hadn't been able to afford a present, since crying over broken makeup is such a First World Problem that you needed to add something that sounded sad. If a family was really too poor to buy a kid even super cheap present for 3 years in a row then there's very little chance that kid would be spending their own money on makeup, especially as a middle schooler, they would be buying themselves necessities. You claim that's not what you meant so fine. If your parents really are abusive then you've picked up on their behavior. Break the cycle, especially if you plan to have kids, but even if you don't, do it for yourself. The rest of your life will be negatively affected if you don't and your parents will continue to have control over you, even after they die. I recommend finding a good therapist who's familiar with abuse and tell them very clearly that they cannot discuss anything with your parents unless it's about billing (if you're using their insurance). On your privacy form, write that they cannot have conversations *at all* with your parents even if your parents don't ask about what was discussed in your sessions (unless you feel confident that your parents wouldn't lie to your therapist as a way of controlling you, which is what mine did to me). Also, don't list your parents as an emergency contact.
"Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go 'Dior, Dior, Dior' in to a mirror and then turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes 'hi sisters!'" is easily one of my favorite things Jenna has ever said.
Mine is: before you know it kermit’s gonna be sniffing out drugs in the airport. But instead of communicating with the officer he’s gonna cry and say DrUgS iN hErE…can I also please have the lady’s sandwich in her bag??
i can add: cover girl's the super sizer is also a great mascara to cry in for dramatic effect. i had a coughing fit once while wearing it and by the end of it i looked like i'd just been told my husband died at sea and left the property to his lover that i'd never known about until just now
UD perversion and sephora's liquid liner (the non-pen one, not waterproof one) in tandem will have you looking like your parents died, you came home to your place on fire- pets burnt to bbq inside, and you witness your significant other cheating on you with your worst enemy. It is a POWERFUL LOOK
Yeah!!!! With Julien...we simply MAST HAZ Julien, two!! Jenna don't need nobody. But Julien, what a wingman!! His wittyfeathers tickle Jenna's antics something wonderful. Yay!!!
I love when julien is just Going In with the eyedrops, in pain but not stopping bc jenna hasn’t looked and that was the whole point cause that is a Fat Mood
I *have* actually cried in the Better than Sex mascara and I will say that it is by far the hardest to wash off in a public school bathroom after sobbing uncontrollably for half of your lunch period.
"Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go, 'Dior, Dior, Dior' into a mirror and turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes, 'Hi, shistars!'" I cackled.
5 years later this video still never fails to make me cry laughing. The premise and the execution are so profoundly hilarious that I look just like her in the buxom mascara by the end of it.
great lash by maybelline will not only make your tears black, it will soak ur entire eye, give you irritation and puffiness, AND stain your clothing giving you the grim reaper look. the perfect mental breakdown product 11/10
So I watch Jenna's videos after I have anxiety/panic attacks because she makes me laugh and that is the best way to make me feel better, and I can confirm that Elf's lash extending mascara will give MULTIPLE dramatic black streaks all the way down to your neck. I wasn't even wearing eyeliner.
Courtni Breann same she's one of the only RUclipsrs who's videos I can watch over and over again and still laugh each time lol I always watch her videos like 5 times each
I need to let you know how you made my mother laugh in a very trying time. My uncle had stage 4 lung cancer and for the last month had been in the hospital and finally passed away on Sunday. We were getting ready for the funeral and my mom was putting on her make up... I recently showed her your video and we were able to laugh for a minute. Not only were we about to do a lot of crying in mascara, but my mom actually had the first one you used! Thank you for giving us a moment of joy in a tough time. You're a hilarious angel.
I’ve learned black tears are more about eyeliner than mascara. The trick I know is nice high quality eyeliner first for control and Looking good, then cake on cheep grocery store mascara on top. Works every time. Edit: I know this because my friends and I do it when we watch sad movies so we can tell if our friends are crying. They found out I cry at strange movies so it’s kinda fun.
@@SaheeliRai We don’t necessarily try not to cry, we just like knowing what makes our friends cry. Like I cry at the movie “Snowden” every time. You do expensive makeup under the cheep makeup so the top layer (cheep) will run while the bottom layer (nice) stays in place. That’s how you get the pretty black tears.
Okay, now I understand why people don't want to like a comment when it's at a good number, there's just a mental barrier around the like button, can't ruin that.
First video I ever watched of Jenna's. How that she is gone for Lord knows how long I wanted to say in the past year and a half the only thing Jenna has done is brighten my day once a week. And to anyone else coming back and watching these videos, she loved us all and it hurts to see her go.
im rewatching this after realizing i am asexual and lemme tell you as an ace with a cancer moon, the sentence "yknow whats better than sex? crying" really does resonate with me
Nataly Maldonado I think because her videos ideas and just everyday thoughts that she chooses to turn into a video are SO shocking that there’s no need for clickbait... 😄
Please for the love of God please mic julien im sure he's saying funny things but the captions are wrong and im hard of hearing so i cant read his lips ah
I was wearing tarte mascara when I cried over my uncle dying & lemme tell u, I looked SO HIT that a homeless guy gave me a sympathetic smile from the corner he was begging on
dont mind me beech just doing a comfort rewatching of jenna's videos bc i miss her n have no friends. life's been real shit lately but these videos remind me of how hard i am capable of laughing
Can we please get a mic on Julien? I can never hear his funny comments so I have to turn the volume up when he talks & down when you yell the struggle is real😭💗💗
Fu Ck yeeees my struggle exactly! Either I can't hear Julien or my parents and everyone else think I'm having a massive screaming fit in the bathroom😂😂😂
I hate that I never understand why Jenna is laughing so hard. I put the volume up for Julien parts and then die when Jenna laughs or talks loudly. Pleaseeeee give him subtitles! Pleaseeeee!!!
the answer is ILIA limitless lash lengthening mascara. it is the nicest mascara ive ever had and looks like a water balloon full of black paint exploded under my eyes after a breakdown. when i looked in the mirror to see, i stopped crying bc i was so impressed. one of many reasons i love jenna is she turns moments like that into a happy success of finding the best mascara to cry in. we are so lucky to share all the years we did with her, i hope she's doing amazing
The mental image of a woman sat on the floor of a mens public bathroom, just sobbing with one shoe in her hand and the other in her hair is everything that i never knew i needed.
For anyone doing a Jenna marathon, a good drug store mascara to cry in is the Nyx lengthening doll eye mascara. I poked myself in the eye and the tears were black af
In my experience, dark brown mascara, preferably drug store own branded or something, no more than $5 is the bets to cry in, big streaks that stain your face until you wipe it away with the rest of your tears that aren’t coated in that same deep brown mascara
I once had a breakdown while wearing mime makeup.
I looked freaking terrifying.
Story time??? Lol.
I wanna _ssseeeee_
I wish I had pictures, haha. I was at an event doing a performance piece where myself and the other actor were wearing mime paint, mine included those kind of diamond star shapes around the eyes. Afterwards at the same event I had a falling out with a friend and was bawling while watching another act. Another friend came up to me to check on me, and I asked her if I'd wrecked my makeup. I knew I was in trouble because she refused to make eye contact 😂 So I went to the bathroom, and the tear tracks had dissolved the makeup and I looked like some demon possessed clown, the diamonds around my eyes had started to kind of drip further down my face, and I'd had red rosy cheeks and now the red paint mixed with the black and the white and dribbled down my chin. I tried to use paper towel and liquid soap to get it off, but it was greasepaint and just went smudgy, and I wanted to leave but I'd driven people there, so I just sat in my car and waited til it was over.
But I swear, if I ever wanted to dress up like a possessed clown, I would definitely just cry while wearing mime greasepaint, because that shit was the stuff of nightmares.
@@bernienelson8926 I don't mean to be rude, but I'm scream-laughing. You tell a good story 😂
i’m literally pissing myself oh my god that was so funny
Part two should be best foundation to hug someone in a white t-shirt in.
PLEASE
YESSSS
Elizabeth Warwick oh my god my struggle is hugging people because I’m so pale it sometimes looks grey or on dark shirts it’s so white ah
Elizabeth Warwick PLEEEEASE
I HOPE SHE DOES THIS OH GOD!!!!!
14:04 "don't push it into my forehead, let _me_ be the artist"
*green tear streams down face*
indigo that one tear rlly fucking got me
I mean....that's a mood 😂
total friday night after school mood :,)
"What's your inspiration?"
"Crying in tears..."
I BARKED
If you’ve come back for your I Miss Jenna marathon, let me tell you an amazing mascara to cry in: Urban Decay Perversion. Smears and tears like a champ, and you cry even harder because it’s 22 Dollars. It makes my lashes look gorgeous though so it’s good for a date where you want to look great for the first half and then look like you’ve lost your mind for the second half if anything goes wrong.
AGREED
THANK YOU
This is the recommendation I needed
I appreciate the updated content. Thank you.
I love you for this
one time I cried so hard my mascara ran down my face, down my neck, soaked my shirt, and actually stained the collar of my shirt black. that’s the kind of performance we’re looking for here
kelsey poisal I mean I hope you’re okay.
Danielle Johansen LMAO thank you, don’t worry I am
Okay, but what mascara did you use 👀
I can relate.
M it was a while ago but I think it was covergirl clump crusher bc that used to be my favorite
i kinda like that julien doesn't have a mic i feel like if he had a mic he would be pressured to be funny. it feels like right now he's just being funny for jenna and we're just lucky enough to hear it
Kara Mahoney Exactly! People demanding he wears a mic but like those comments are for Jenna and that’s why they’re funny because it’s natural between them
Kara Mahoney it’s a confusing place to be when trying to decide on a volume though. I gotta turn it up so loud to hear julien but then Jenna yells and my ear drums burst
Beech he naturally funny even when he does have a mic 👁👃👁
Kara Mahoney that’s true but also at night when I want to stifle laughter into my pillow it’s hard because she gets loud when I turn it up to hear him
Yea
"Everyone is getting pizza nuggets for lunch but I have to eat this lettuce sandwich my mom packed me" is probably my favorite line ever spoken
Nuggetlover96 ya it has mayonnaise
What about "MY HUSBAND...LEFT ME...FOR ANOTHER MAN. BEECH!"
@@dogduck591 that fucking killed me. Like, hello? 911? I CAN'T BREATHE
This whole video is full of the best one-liners ever. My favorite Jenna/Julien video, by far.
Also, the face she makes after she says, "Everyone else gets to go to Jamaica, but Jared dumped me!"
Nuggetlover96 I hate that I know, your icon was broadway Karkat cosplay
i had a mental breakdown in my best friends backyard shed, i was eating a literal gallon of chocolate chips, while crying my eyes out in buxom lashes. i ruined my white shirt, i looked like the person you would see sitting on a curb with one of their heels broken and the other one lost. it was fantastic
This made my night lmaoooo
No the other one is somehow in your hair lol
HAHHAHA I love that
@Lilymoon im doin great now!! i basically had a breakdown bc i had finals (and studying anatomy is hard as fuck) and my friend was watching shrek 2 for the 6th time that day, it was quite the evening
on a scale from “I was kidnapped on my way to my audition” to “I just just watched a tiger maul my whole family” how fantastic was it.
I had to have a full break down in a musical and we wanted mascara streaming down my face so this actually really helped
Which musical?
Wich musical dude
I was literally looking for this comment cause this is so useful for acting
Dude kush mascara by milk. I cried and shit was still black as hell when it was running between my boobs.
@Luna 10:59
Nobody:
Julien : iN tHe ArMs oF ThE aNgeL
Stop singing in cursive😂
*an angel
Hi SisTeRsS
@@shhxfiopl r/wooosh
HERCULES mULlIGaN!! a tailor spying on the britis- r/Ihavereddit
“I got kidnapped on my way to my bachelor audition”
UNDERRATED
“Now everybody gets to go to Jamaica but jarred dumped me :(“
🤣🤣
This is kermit’s favorite video
@@GreatRunas yes 😂
jenna marathon because I MISS HER.. lets get emotional
😭😭😭😭
I've decided that I need to leave a loving comment on every video I watch now, so that she knows that I'm not just some douche coming here to "see who this chick is" or something. She needs to know that it's people who love her re-watching everything.
Yes!!!
@@mikeysrose you know what that's what I'm gonna do now
yes.
Goes to Sephora to return mascaras.
“Anything wrong with these?”
Jenna: “the tears didn’t meet my expectations”
HONEY YES I LOVE YOU.
Andrea Avina “Oh I’m sorry, did they run down your face?
“No, quite the opposite. It didn’t run down my face enough. It didn’t give me the ‘sobbing in the bathroom at a middle school dance’ look I wanted”
2,000th like
i swear jenna's vocabulary is contagious, i've found myself saying "ehhh beebee *kiss kiss*" and "who u fightin" EVERY SINGLE DAY and i absolutely love it
Max King same here!
Max King u too? Thought it was just me
In my house its gotten to the point where my mother says "who you fightin"
Max King I started saying “I have a basketball game tomorrow” 😂
“The Jenna marbles effect”
I love how CoverGirl totally owned their title as best drugstore mascara to cry in and sent Jenna a package with more mascara
Stephanie K nigga what?
@@PassionPno Maybe I'm missing something but what does that have to do with mascara? She's also not from NJ, she's originally from upstate New York
Joyce K wait when?!
@@AmethystEyes that's what im askin lol
@@youllneverguesswho2654 it was on her Instagram story.
That one green tear that bangs out right as she says “let me be the artist” makes this endlessly rewatchable
Give that tear an award, it had impeccable timing 🤣
14:05 if you want to just keep watching it
yes
PAID ACTOR LOL
14:06 that moment was so dramatic and beautiful
"let me be the artist" *a single green tear*
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw this!!!
It reminds me of when you’re throwing up and another wave hits you and you have to lean back down into the toilet.
TRUEEE
Lemony Sweet BRUH STOP I CANT
Let ME be the artist!
(Slams face into paper)
“You know what’s better than sex?”
*CRYING*
Anh Minh Kermit agrees
*Cries in fulfilled*
icOnIC
fun fact im currently crying
666 likes boiiiiiiiiiii
I'm surprised she didn't get the classic drug store Maybelline mascara. Ya know the one. In the pink tube with the green top. That's the one I WANTED to see lol
GREAT LASH YES
Ok story time that's kind sad but fucking hilarious involving that mascara. I use to apply like 3 times to top and bottom lashes for that *beautiful * spider look. Well I was in middle school and I came home and my parents finally actually got me a birthday present after 3 years of not and I DROPPED IT and the makeup palettes broke. I cried so hard that my makeup ran and it turns the edge of my shirt black and grey.
@@Kirala_TTok I was going to apologize but now that you were so unnecessarily rude and hateful instead of just explaining what you meant, never mind. I had thought you were saying that your parents hadn't been able to afford a present, since crying over broken makeup is such a First World Problem that you needed to add something that sounded sad. If a family was really too poor to buy a kid even super cheap present for 3 years in a row then there's very little chance that kid would be spending their own money on makeup, especially as a middle schooler, they would be buying themselves necessities. You claim that's not what you meant so fine.
If your parents really are abusive then you've picked up on their behavior. Break the cycle, especially if you plan to have kids, but even if you don't, do it for yourself. The rest of your life will be negatively affected if you don't and your parents will continue to have control over you, even after they die. I recommend finding a good therapist who's familiar with abuse and tell them very clearly that they cannot discuss anything with your parents unless it's about billing (if you're using their insurance). On your privacy form, write that they cannot have conversations *at all* with your parents even if your parents don't ask about what was discussed in your sessions (unless you feel confident that your parents wouldn't lie to your therapist as a way of controlling you, which is what mine did to me). Also, don't list your parents as an emergency contact.
I have that lmao
It’s sad we literally all know what you’re talking about
"Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go 'Dior, Dior, Dior' in to a mirror and then turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes 'hi sisters!'" is easily one of my favorite things Jenna has ever said.
Its up there with "you put that sentence back in your mouth"
She said this just as I read this comment. It was perfectz
Mine is: before you know it kermit’s gonna be sniffing out drugs in the airport. But instead of communicating with the officer he’s gonna cry and say DrUgS iN hErE…can I also please have the lady’s sandwich in her bag??
That part KILLED ME hahahah
i can add: cover girl's the super sizer is also a great mascara to cry in for dramatic effect. i had a coughing fit once while wearing it and by the end of it i looked like i'd just been told my husband died at sea and left the property to his lover that i'd never known about until just now
This comment only got better and better
This comment got more wild the more I read 💀
I’m here to let you know that colourpop mascara is the best to cry in. You get the full breakdown experience
We stan a sister who helps other sisters complete their break down goals 👏🏻👏🏻
Also Urban Decay Troublemaker
UD perversion and sephora's liquid liner (the non-pen one, not waterproof one) in tandem will have you looking like your parents died, you came home to your place on fire- pets burnt to bbq inside, and you witness your significant other cheating on you with your worst enemy. It is a POWERFUL LOOK
@@memeconnoisseur8026 do you mean rimmel scandaleyes?
Micah Eli I’d watch that so hard
Jenna always addressing the really important issues
“a tiger comes out of nowhere… just starts MAULING people”
one of the funniest things julien has ever said
It’s just the fact that it came out of bum-fuck nowhere!
@@SnakeEnthusiast so did the tiger
I need a part two with eyeliner
Xanny Granny I love your Gerard profile photo
Yeah!!!! With Julien...we simply MAST HAZ Julien, two!! Jenna don't need nobody. But Julien, what a wingman!! His wittyfeathers tickle Jenna's antics something wonderful. Yay!!!
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE
Even when I don’t cry eyeliners always seems to run and give me panda eyes, if I could fine an eyeliner than don’t do that that’d be cool
and with a Beau-Tuber (#MarbleStar)
Basically you want to be the matchmaker lady from Mulan when the tea gets spilled on her face.
IM WHEEZING
*Y E S*
Help me I need an ambulance because I can’t breathe
french californian I CANT BREATBE OH MY GOD
Lol
Now every youtuber with an apology has a believable “crying” mascara to wear🤣🤣
Pipirika's it wouldn’t have worked... she didn’t even cry😔😭
Pipirika's I guess she didn’t get the memo 👀
No, because whenever they have a breakdown they feel the need to "not put make up on"
This comment aged really well 😂
lizzy290 💀💀
How my mascara looks after Jenna's last video:
Me at fist minute of the video 🤧😪
Me at the last 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥳🥳😭😢😭😢😭😢
Berkeley Murphy why the celebration emoji
We needed this video so we could wear the right mascara while watching her last video 😭
I miss her so damn much. I hope she comes back eventually
"Everyone gets to go to Jamaica but Jared dumped me" *blinks intensely*
I love when julien is just Going In with the eyedrops, in pain but not stopping bc jenna hasn’t looked and that was the whole point cause that is a Fat Mood
8:46
i love how one of your videos is called “fried rice recipe + cat and gay” because honestly same
Julien showing up to a school dance in P.E clothes is the most Julien thing I've ever heard
Samantha B i concur
it truly is always Aries season
"Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?"
"You plug it into the wall" Is a slept on moment of this video
billie eilish should make a mascara called “billie eyelash” and it makes u cry pure black thick teardrops
..just sayin
tell me how u got that pfp
an idiot your really not an idiot it would sell out so quick!
That's a really good idea
an idiot 700th like 👌🏻
You really had to say that? 😂😂😂
You should do your makeup, not moving the brushes, just moving your head
Allie Cook I need this to happen.😂
bb pebblez omg yes same
Yes
YES
Allie Cook OMG PULEEEEEEEAAASSSE
Jenna is my favorite beautuber.
RyanA well she really doesn’t have any competition
jenna is the only beautuber
Yesss beeeeechhhh
Pingahito ikr
RyanA 999 likes
This video felt appropriate in 2019 but I think it truly represents the energy that 2020 is serving us rn
“Dior, Dior, dior......Hi SISTERS!”
IM DEAD 😂💀
I would pay to see that, omg🤣😭😂
hI SISTERS
That didn’t age well
@@loreleisharp9298 now his career is dead 🤣
lorelei sharp I think it did age well actually bc he’s canceled & it’s a hilarious ass joke lol
That green tear was pigmented
yeah so pigmented
Zoe Jones so pigmented
Megan S damn it Megan, can I get to one joke before someone else
c o m e t h r o u g h p i g m e n t
Yeah it was SOOOOOOOOO PIGMENTED HAHAHA
Literally no one:
Julien: “Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?”
Jenna: “You plug it into the wall.”
I love how everyone is collectively sharing their best crying mascara years later.
5 years later i still only use buxom
I *have* actually cried in the Better than Sex mascara and I will say that it is by far the hardest to wash off in a public school bathroom after sobbing uncontrollably for half of your lunch period.
Good to know
Are u ok?
yoooo factssss
you ok now??
Star Butterfly Who hurt you!?
QUALITY CONTENT
Isabbella Ruiz lol I saw the title and thought quality content before even watching xD
Julien just profusely squirting eyedrops in his eyes lmaoo 😂😂
While I'm here panicking about putting one eyedrop in my eye.
That fucking clip makes me ugly laugh.
Trin Ficklin I ugly laugh at him using the whole roll of toilet paper and then I scream laugh when Jenna goes “You BITCH!”
iS sHe OkAy?!?!
"I have a lot of feelings but they're not for me."
Me crying watching Jenna's old videos.
"Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go, 'Dior, Dior, Dior' into a mirror and turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes, 'Hi, shistars!'"
I cackled.
OMG IM CRYING
That is literally one of the funniest comments I’ve seen
Bekah Stoneking If only it really happened. 😂
Pro Tip- the L'oreal one swipe mascara( not waterproof) turns ur cheeks black and gives you raccoon eyes. Its a look.
Kathleen Carroll bitchie eyelash is sh o o k
Omg thank you
PRO TIP
it's spelled "lewk"
I wanna ask how you know that but the bachelor fucked us all so I get it
if jenna turned herself into Julian......just the thought is......LMAOOOOOO
AHHH YES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
Omg yes 😂😂😂
Lesly Z ...and julian turns into her, could be an awesome couples challenge!
Yes! Do it! And Julian turn into Jenna
YES! YES! YES!!!!
5 years later this video still never fails to make me cry laughing. The premise and the execution are so profoundly hilarious that I look just like her in the buxom mascara by the end of it.
great lash by maybelline will not only make your tears black, it will soak ur entire eye, give you irritation and puffiness, AND stain your clothing giving you the grim reaper look. the perfect mental breakdown product 11/10
It sorry that you know that, I hope that you’re not sad anymore
did you make this video for me
doddleoddle Dodieeeeeee
doddleoddle hi
If you notice me I will die
I love you and it turns out we seem to watch the same videos sometimes! ♥️
aFtEr LisTenIng To YoUr MuSiC I CrY oF HaPpInEsS.
_storytime: i got kidnapped on my way to the bachelor audition_
Kiarnii Miller mood
(not clickbait)
I actually would not mind the clickbait if that was the Title!
Kiarnii Miller I got kidnapped on my way to my basketball game tomorrow
Kiarnii Miller I lost my shit OMFg i couldn't stop laughing
So I watch Jenna's videos after I have anxiety/panic attacks because she makes me laugh and that is the best way to make me feel better, and I can confirm that Elf's lash extending mascara will give MULTIPLE dramatic black streaks all the way down to your neck. I wasn't even wearing eyeliner.
I just wanna know how after all these years how Jenna has never failed to make me cry with laughter every video
Courtni Breann same gurl
And now you know what mascara is best to cry in
Courtni Breann same she's one of the only RUclipsrs who's videos I can watch over and over again and still laugh each time lol I always watch her videos like 5 times each
One of the rankings should've been "watching a Jenna Marbles video and laughing so much that you end up crying" lmao 😂
how's your mascara?
Jenna: Mascara isn’t for Aries.
Me, an Aries, who never wears mascara: Shit she got me.
Eddie Spaghetti I'm always wearing mascara and I'm an Aries... dammit
MascAries
lol same
I’m also an aries who never mascaries, high five
SAME
Jenna’s videos are getting weirder and weirder and im living for it
Jenna lost her basketball game
this comment is so underrated
ow
I can’t believe she didn’t absolutely dunk in her game of pick up basketball
"I got kidnapped on the way to my bachelor audition." Wholesome content 💞😂
simpleplanfan011 pp
This video is very informational-
*cries in mascara*
When someone says RUclips isn't educational
Julian destroying an entire roll of toilet paper did NOT age well
bRUH NOOO
D:
I don’t get it
@@Void0208 very early pandemic panic buying 🧻🧻🧻
I think about this every time lol
Kermit should have tested out the mascaras as he's always crying
14:00 Laura Lee right before she hit "record" for her apology video
Rachel Bowman 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝓍𝒽
Lol 😂
😂dead
💀
Rachel Bowman LMAOOOO
The scenarios you guys were making up as to why you’d be crying have me dying 😂
The rewatchability of Jenna's videos are very high.
I need to let you know how you made my mother laugh in a very trying time. My uncle had stage 4 lung cancer and for the last month had been in the hospital and finally passed away on Sunday. We were getting ready for the funeral and my mom was putting on her make up... I recently showed her your video and we were able to laugh for a minute. Not only were we about to do a lot of crying in mascara, but my mom actually had the first one you used! Thank you for giving us a moment of joy in a tough time. You're a hilarious angel.
Spoiled Splenden This comment was a rollercoaster from beginning to end
@@natc809 🤣
I am sorry for your loss...
So sorry for your loss. May he rest in peace.
May he rest in peace
“It’s the you got stood up at dinner but your presentable enough to go get fast food” HAHAHHAHAHA
Julien needs his own microphone, i'll turn up the volume to hear his banging commentary then have 'HI BEEEAAACHHHH' screamed at me lmao
Watch Me Do Dude I know I was about to say the same thing
Watch Me Do literally yes.
Yes! At least this video isn't shaky like literally all the others. It gets old...
LMFAO same
AnHeC agreed
I’ve learned black tears are more about eyeliner than mascara. The trick I know is nice high quality eyeliner first for control and
Looking good, then cake on cheep grocery store mascara on top. Works every time.
Edit: I know this because my friends and I do it when we watch sad movies so we can tell if our friends are crying. They found out I cry at strange movies so it’s kinda fun.
Wait, do you want to cry or not to cry? And coloring the waterline or above the lashline with the eyeliner?
@@SaheeliRai We don’t necessarily try not to cry, we just like knowing what makes our friends cry. Like I cry at the movie “Snowden” every time. You do expensive makeup under the cheep makeup so the top layer (cheep) will run while the bottom layer (nice) stays in place. That’s how you get the pretty black tears.
@@nicksurfs1 Thank you for clarifying! I will try the waterproof expensive base layer and daramatic effect layer on top for the next movie night
@@SaheeliRai You’re welcome haha. It also photographs incredibly well haha. Take black and white photos with your mascara tears, it looks so chic!
Underrated comment
I use that Buxom mascara, and have cried in it many times. I can attest to these results. Very accurate.
Audrey Rose is it weird that I kind of want to buy the buxom? Lolol
Revi Petersen their waterproof one is my fav ironically
Revi Petersen It’s actually really great mascara! I’d recommend it! Not the crying part lol but, the mascara works really well for me!
Audrey Rose I thought the same thing lmao
Nikki Shiverdecker Right? When she started talking about it I was like oh hey, that’s my favorite! I don’t see a lot of people talk about it.
"Dont cry, cry" - Julien "in the arms of an angel" Solomita
Thereal Vlad ~dont cry, craft~
omfg will those step chickens ever go away
@@aiden.ambulance the only reason i came to the comments was to see a don't cry, craft comment haha
Okay, now I understand why people don't want to like a comment when it's at a good number, there's just a mental barrier around the like button, can't ruin that.
@@Lemu_with_a_shirt I like attributing to a mental barrier
the pink and blue look looked like you tried to do a harley quinn cosplay and you started crying because your shorts weren’t short enough.
This is just.....AMAZING
leianna leach-small HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU
I thought the exact same thing except you made it funny.
Zoe Matthews GDJBSJS
😆😆
First video I ever watched of Jenna's. How that she is gone for Lord knows how long I wanted to say in the past year and a half the only thing Jenna has done is brighten my day once a week. And to anyone else coming back and watching these videos, she loved us all and it hurts to see her go.
I love how Jenna’s comment section is only happiness and weird personalities instead of insulting each other.
Ella HARDMAN rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt
julien squeezing the eye-drop bottle over his eyes and wiping it with the whole toilet roll 💀⚰️
Scorpionic I just saw you in a ReviewBrah comment section like 4 seconds ago and I think that's a sign that we should be friends
im subbed to reviewbrah too can i join the club
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scorpionic i just saw your comment on the “I shot my parents” video and a few others xD
IT HAD ME LAUGHING HARD ASF😂😂😂💀
Can someone please do a remake of the “when the party’s over” music video but it’s just clips of Jenna crying black mascara tears
J & j memes where you at
@J&Jmemes do it!!!! PlEASE
Still waiting for this @j&j memes
@JandJmemes
@jnjmemes
im rewatching this after realizing i am asexual and lemme tell you as an ace with a cancer moon, the sentence "yknow whats better than sex? crying" really does resonate with me
as an ace cancer, yes😂
Wtf did I just read
@@swng4049 words
Truly words to live by
@@swng4049 it's okay Lea Michelle. There's nothing to be ashamed
I love how none of her videos are clickbait
She does exactly what’s in the title
Nataly Maldonado I think because her videos ideas and just everyday thoughts that she chooses to turn into a video are SO shocking that there’s no need for clickbait... 😄
Nataly Maldonado virgain
Please for the love of God please mic julien im sure he's saying funny things but the captions are wrong and im hard of hearing so i cant read his lips ah
yes please!! i try to turn my video up when hes talking but then when it gets back to you it hurts my ears lol
no way i was just thinking the exact same thing and about to comment
yes!
Or just mute altogether when he is behind the camera
Yeah she should caption her videos for people who can't hear. It's a shame because juliens comments are half the fun
I was wearing tarte mascara when I cried over my uncle dying & lemme tell u, I looked SO HIT that a homeless guy gave me a sympathetic smile from the corner he was begging on
dont mind me beech just doing a comfort rewatching of jenna's videos bc i miss her n have no friends. life's been real shit lately but these videos remind me of how hard i am capable of laughing
Can't wait for the horror movie edit of this
Mike's Mic if this doesn't happen I will put mascara on and cry.
Yes !
this is the content i didn't know i 100% needed
That is the best description I've ever heard of Jenna's channel.
TRUTHHHH
Same
Can we please get a mic on Julien? I can never hear his funny comments so I have to turn the volume up when he talks & down when you yell the struggle is real😭💗💗
Fu Ck yeeees my struggle exactly! Either I can't hear Julien or my parents and everyone else think I'm having a massive screaming fit in the bathroom😂😂😂
Or even subtitles for him!! I have auditory processing troubles and Oh Man,,
Fu Ck YAS!!!!! Same! 😂
Fu Ck
Omg me too! And then I have to turn it down cause Jenna is more loud. Lol the struggle!
NOO! PLEAS don't mic Julien 🤐
Jenna’s videos are my safe place, self care , and happy place all in one
Please give Julien a mic
That might be too much power for him to handle
J Bear or subtitles! 😂😂😂
YEHHHHHS BEACH
J Bear I was literally thinking the exact same thing 😂
I hate that I never understand why Jenna is laughing so hard. I put the volume up for Julien parts and then die when Jenna laughs or talks loudly. Pleaseeeee give him subtitles! Pleaseeeee!!!
This didn’t cure my depression, it just made my depression more fashionable
Im just wondering how someone could use eye drops so many times w out a struggle
Jack Muler you get used to when you wear contacts lol. I used to have a hard time but just got used to it
her eyes must be so moist
Jack Muler years of wearing contacts
Jack Muler fake tears don't feel as bad as eye drops for redness
Raul Quezada true for some reason redness drops burn a little bit
the answer is ILIA limitless lash lengthening mascara. it is the nicest mascara ive ever had and looks like a water balloon full of black paint exploded under my eyes after a breakdown. when i looked in the mirror to see, i stopped crying bc i was so impressed. one of many reasons i love jenna is she turns moments like that into a happy success of finding the best mascara to cry in. we are so lucky to share all the years we did with her, i hope she's doing amazing
The mental image of a woman sat on the floor of a mens public bathroom, just sobbing with one shoe in her hand and the other in her hair is everything that i never knew i needed.
Sypher Carver Fanart is coming.
Not from me, but you bet your ass that someone will make that....
vinamax 😂 I👏Need👏This👏As👏A👏Print👏 😭👠🚽
Sounds like the start to a law and order episode...
You may never see that but i will turn it into art
Julien is so hilarious. The tiger mauling people story and the "I got kidnapped on my way to the bachelor" killed me
I will never look at that chair in the background the same again
Mountain Mama omg... lmao !!! I literally just noticed the chair and its busting me up rn !!!! 😂😂😂
tbh they should just move the chair a little closer every week😂
I still have nightmares
For anyone doing a Jenna marathon, a good drug store mascara to cry in is the Nyx lengthening doll eye mascara. I poked myself in the eye and the tears were black af
A mascara named “drama” that gives you the look of a dramatic breakdown... a lotta pigment
Munch Sis noice
"Don't cry, cry."
Claina when you don't want to craft, so you cry
Make Julien wear high heels and teach him gogo dancing.
Kbear2097 yes
Kbear2097 gogo? How old are you lmfao
Sophia Poirier jenna used to be a gogo dancer... lmao
YES
Y E S
I still watch this shit over and over. I love her and I wish the absolute best for her.
Anyone else just binge watch JennaMarbles videos for a full day and cry with laughter??
just me...ok.....
You are not alone
Today
I do it everytime I have a bad day.
i have a bad fever and this whole entire week of missing school i’ve just been watching her and laughing/coughing in pain
Today’s that day for me
Can you guys start giving Julien subtitles? I have to put the volume really loud to even hear him and I can't always do that. Thaaaanks. Love ya
blueprint. You can turn on subtitles
Sobea Rey I know but he is so low, it doesn't even automatically create them
blueprint. Tru
OR A MIC
Or mic him?
I lost my shit when Julian started bathing in eye drops XDD
In my experience, dark brown mascara, preferably drug store own branded or something, no more than $5 is the bets to cry in, big streaks that stain your face until you wipe it away with the rest of your tears that aren’t coated in that same deep brown mascara