Birds Aren't Real: The conspiracy theory that satirizes conspiracy theories

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  • Опубликовано: 2 май 2022
  • Sharyn Alfonsi meets the founder of Birds Aren't Real, the conspiracy theory parodying conspiracy theories.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @dylanhatcher9089
    @dylanhatcher9089 2 года назад +3764

    Charging on powerlines is an extremely clever and hilarious anecdote because if this all was true its a perfect explanation for always seeing birds on powerlines.

    • @BradiKal61
      @BradiKal61 2 года назад +176

      Which is what a lot of people fall for in conspiracy theories- a simple habit that is twisted into something sinister

    • @vatar57
      @vatar57 2 года назад +35

      They say that our defense contractors invent technology that later turns up to serve in every day uses. That is why we now have cordless chargers.

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 2 года назад +13

      @@vatar57 you know. I still aint sure how they bloody things work.
      Im aware its not magic.
      Anyway, im away to figure it out.
      Ps: hey, thanks. You gave me something to do.

    • @kwitwerikok8o863
      @kwitwerikok8o863 2 года назад +41

      A.I. has developed to the point where it can control robotic bird surveillance...BIRD BRAINS!

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 2 года назад +1

      Got it, thanks.

  • @CityPrepping
    @CityPrepping 2 года назад +457

    The stickers on the van had me laughing so hard. Awesome interview.

    • @hankmoody7513
      @hankmoody7513 2 года назад +23

      PIGEONS ARE LIARS!

    • @lilithcumswelltm
      @lilithcumswelltm 2 года назад +1

      @@hankmoody7513 LMAO 🤣 😂

    • @lilithcumswelltm
      @lilithcumswelltm 2 года назад +8

      @@sharonsekhon9475 It makes sense because humans can't touch power lines can they?

    • @shaunellmers5033
      @shaunellmers5033 2 года назад +9

      Pigeons are liars. The best line ever

    • @spookyvegan1402
      @spookyvegan1402 2 года назад +5

      Lol 😂 I need these stickers on my car

  • @diphenhydramine6072
    @diphenhydramine6072 11 месяцев назад +47

    "I learned the truth and got rid of my pet bird" this I could not stop laughing from, each of the signs make the joke even better

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 8 месяцев назад +27

    BIRD = Basic Information Recording Device

  • @MarcosIsABaritone
    @MarcosIsABaritone 2 года назад +652

    "I'm not gonna go on news shows but shows about, you know, clocks and time, I'm OK with sharing my information with." He got me with this one 😂

    • @SilvertortoisePiano
      @SilvertortoisePiano 2 года назад +33

      I’m surprised he doesn’t know that clocks aren’t real though

    • @peggygibbons479
      @peggygibbons479 2 года назад +65

      "Thank you for inviting me to your clock show." I died... LMAO!!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 2 года назад

      @@SilvertortoisePiano I realize this might be too nuanced for the the uneducated, but time is real. What is fake is the totally arbitrary scale we use to measure it based on totally random and variable things like the earth’s rotation and the orbits of the moon around the earth and the earth around the sun. Have you ever wondered about leap years? Daylight savings time? The age of consent? Why aren’t months all an equal number of days? Why is a week seven days? Why are there four seasons and not ten or eleven? It’s all totally random! Einstein proved it!

    • @thenarrativeandwhyyouloveit
      @thenarrativeandwhyyouloveit 2 года назад +13

      Had me dying

    • @michaellovett8773
      @michaellovett8773 2 года назад +2

      And that went over all the clocks an time staff’s head. They even proudly show the world how clever this survivor mocks them.

  • @MusicAutomation
    @MusicAutomation 2 года назад +913

    Honestly until now any time I've come across "birds aren't real" I didn't pay much attention. I'm now realizing I've become completely desensitized to nonsense. I bet if I walked outside and literally everyone was dressed like a clown I'd just be like, hmm, prolly a social media thing.

    • @LuisLopez2
      @LuisLopez2 2 года назад +10

      Use the Force....

    • @chrishooge3442
      @chrishooge3442 2 года назад +30

      "Don't Look Up"

    • @HurricaneJD
      @HurricaneJD 2 года назад +11

      You mean as of right now you walk outside and not everybody is dressed like clowns? Well then I wonder what's going on around here? Weird😜🤓🤷‍♂️

    • @dricoirving3236
      @dricoirving3236 2 года назад +12

      Sounds like a New Yorker

    • @MarcosIsABaritone
      @MarcosIsABaritone 2 года назад +3

      @@dricoirving3236 Zing!

  • @alexhudson-
    @alexhudson- Год назад +52

    The gem is when he said he knew the truth about the clock show and then proceeding to go to his script and sticks to it till the end is so funny.

  • @jaime_el_brujito
    @jaime_el_brujito Год назад +42

    I love the lady who prayed for him! 😭

  • @kevinbarr9003
    @kevinbarr9003 2 года назад +395

    Lmao
    birds charge on power lines?!?
    This guy is a genius!
    So funny, love this guy!
    🤣🤣

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom 2 года назад +17

      That sounds legit though. Electronic birds would charge on power lines!

    • @kevinbarr9003
      @kevinbarr9003 2 года назад +7

      @@pro-choicemom or Aliens disguised as birds.
      So we don't notice?
      That's silly.
      Robot birds makes much more sense.
      🤣

    • @oblivieon1567
      @oblivieon1567 2 года назад +9

      It's crazy to think right? "Right Wing" , "Left Wing" the charging on power lines, DNA from Seagulls. OMG it's so hilarious but does sort of make sense. Why do people Tweet? It goes on and on. Love it! 🤣

    • @SilvertortoisePiano
      @SilvertortoisePiano 2 года назад +3

      Yes I can’t believe we used to think birds were battery powered

    • @jojose417
      @jojose417 2 года назад +2

      That one really got me! Lol

  • @hotdogwater8520
    @hotdogwater8520 2 года назад +1532

    He's proven that you can create a conspiracy based on basically anything... and he used it to deal with his trauma. Good for him.

    • @MickeyGee73
      @MickeyGee73 2 года назад +32

      Ever seen the film Zeitgeist? It was a project with the same purpose, to out the ease of building conspiracies, made many years ago..

    • @dawna8695
      @dawna8695 2 года назад +2

      So cool.

    • @courtneysettepani9782
      @courtneysettepani9782 2 года назад +21

      Judaism beat these guys by like 5,000 years

    • @yermom420
      @yermom420 2 года назад +14

      @@MickeyGee73 you mean onion news bc zeitgeist wasn't made based off a fake conspiracy

    • @fischX
      @fischX 2 года назад +9

      Well so did the flat earthers, qanon and pizza gate.

  • @joyhoward5325
    @joyhoward5325 Год назад +112

    This young man is a genius!🤣.
    He's got to be the world's ultimate practical joker/ Pinker.
    He's Punked thousands & entertained probably the same amount, lol 😆.
    I was laughing at the beginning of video, but after he came out of character and stated what he was doing, I really started laughing . Darn near laughing to tears, watching him and others.
    Great job!👍.

    • @vixceous
      @vixceous Год назад +1

      you're insane

    • @johndardi1334
      @johndardi1334 Год назад +3

      Einstein was a genius. This is a very smart kid with a good idea. Just sayin…

    • @andyc9902
      @andyc9902 4 месяца назад

      😂

  • @Allyourbase1990
    @Allyourbase1990 Год назад +10

    It’s so funny that he just grabbed a poster board and wrote down the first thing he could think of 😂😂😂

  • @nealaskme6272
    @nealaskme6272 2 года назад +289

    I love how she is trying not to laugh during the interview!! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @dippedndope7411
      @dippedndope7411 2 года назад +8

      It’s taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sutheeraberisha-mead3937
      @sutheeraberisha-mead3937 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BurnCrushExecute
      @BurnCrushExecute 2 года назад +7

      She's laughing because she's getting paid to ignore real issues.

    • @stricknice5260
      @stricknice5260 2 года назад +8

      @THiNk aBoUt iT Doesn't mean she’s ignoring real issues 🙄 she’s just laughing because it’s funny.

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 2 года назад +4

      She's laughing so people will think birds are real. What she calls a parody conspiracy theory is actually a real conspiracy, with real surveillance drones 🙂

  • @scottmmafan925
    @scottmmafan925 2 года назад +569

    This guy is hilarious. I am now a firm believer in the "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 2 года назад +10

      Make room for one more!

    • @sophiafake-virus2456
      @sophiafake-virus2456 2 года назад +6

      It's a psyop

    • @jamessparkman6604
      @jamessparkman6604 2 года назад +4

      Well I’m not because birds are indeed real

    • @Antebios
      @Antebios 2 года назад +2

      I'm convinced. Count me in! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamessparkman6604
      @jamessparkman6604 2 года назад

      Well you may be up for this stuff but I certainly am not It’s a lot of nonsense

  • @SadieMccollough-mf3jl
    @SadieMccollough-mf3jl Год назад +9

    What an incredible social experiment! I hope that psychologists, sociologists, and political scientists are taking note

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 Год назад

      They are way ahead of you. The LGBT community has grown a lot thanks to them and thousands of kids now think it's a good idea to have irreversible gender assignment surgery and hormone blockers. Using the threat of suicide as the stick and the promise of euphoria and acceptance as the carrot.

  • @joenoonan4857
    @joenoonan4857 Год назад +3

    acknowledging that corporations fund laws to benefit their class is not a conspiracy theory. LMFAO

  • @mr.nobody9697
    @mr.nobody9697 2 года назад +537

    "people also made fun of the founding fathers. You know? Before they stormed the british gates and took over"
    This is hilariously accurate of the mindset of real conspiracy theorists.

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 2 года назад +21

      They always find a way to equate themselves to the founding fathers the same way Christians like to win arguments by saying "it's in the bible."
      people made fun of, people called them crazy, people said they would never succeed, people said people said. But you wait and see! I'm just like a founding fodder!

    • @gregoryagogo
      @gregoryagogo 2 года назад +6

      If you beLIEve any of the HISstory they hand us!

    • @mho...
      @mho... 2 года назад +5

      The Founding Feathers didnt float!

    • @jamespando1787
      @jamespando1787 2 года назад +5

      THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!! HAHAHA 😂😁

    • @andym7333
      @andym7333 2 года назад

      ok but clinton is epstiens friend and hunters labtop is real ... go look

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад +840

    These people had me annoyed at first, but now that I've seen what they're all about, I can't help but feel they have won the decade.

    • @itsjustnate
      @itsjustnate 2 года назад +47

      Comrade bird truther ✊🏼

    • @thesouthernmostsun3416
      @thesouthernmostsun3416 2 года назад +47

      at first, i was furious, now after watching...BIRDS AREN'T REAL

    • @elic.2443
      @elic.2443 2 года назад +20

      I love near the beach...he's right. Don't trust the seagulls

    • @xenostim
      @xenostim 2 года назад +17

      yooo, Pastafarians were the great satirical movement of the 2000s. I wonder if they inspired this guy

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 2 года назад +5

      Birds are real bugs are fake.

  • @Eaglearm95
    @Eaglearm95 Год назад +6

    When I saw “Pigeons are liars” I howled. This guy is the next Sasha Baron Cohen

  • @ThePubstersForever
    @ThePubstersForever Год назад +7

    This would be a PERFECT movie..I hope it happens, if not I’ll take a Netflix show.. 😂

  • @daveezy
    @daveezy 2 года назад +248

    I love that 60 Minutes did this! Unexpected and out of their realm but it fit well. They should do more pieces on movements instead of individuals

    • @BurnCrushExecute
      @BurnCrushExecute 2 года назад +4

      Imagine if they reported on real topics like inflation.

    • @DM0407
      @DM0407 2 года назад +10

      More clock show reporting please!

    • @gertrudelaronge6864
      @gertrudelaronge6864 2 года назад +1

      ... It's like that time when Steve Martin said "Vagina" during the intro segment.
      (Look it up.)

    • @henryselik7857
      @henryselik7857 2 года назад +1

      Of course 60 Min did this; they are entirely absolutely part of the establishment corporate media which bring you such truths as Sadams WMD, Russia stole the election from Hillary, Biden doesn't have obvious pronounced cognitive decline, and Bush/Chenney aren't war criminals, but Trump, who didn't start any new wars, is a blood thirsty militaristic maniac with his finger on the red button. They wouldn't lie to you, would they?......Or embrace orchestrated send ups of any ideas that challenge their place as arbiters of universal truth, no matter how questionable on the basis of real evidence? No, nothing to see here folks, move along. Just laugh if you see anything that contradicts the official story lines.

    • @bimmerfan2126
      @bimmerfan2126 2 года назад

      @@BurnCrushExecute imagine is so many Americans didn't buy into BS conspiracies like Q and the stolen election, and then we could get things done in DC as the GOP obstruction crooks were voted out of office, cause, you know, their only platform is STUPID conspiracy culture was BS,

  • @johnallenismynameandmusici2796
    @johnallenismynameandmusici2796 2 года назад +338

    This is fantastic. At last, some sanity in the world. What a creative guy to make this whole thing up. I love sarcasm and satire and this fits right in with the great authors of the past. This is like, "The emperor has no clothes."

    • @littleredhen3354
      @littleredhen3354 2 года назад +7

      Exactly!

    • @MarvaLuss1
      @MarvaLuss1 2 года назад +16

      OMG, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES. YOU SIR, ARE THE REAL MVP!!!

    • @HarlemSexyBlaqkat
      @HarlemSexyBlaqkat 2 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 года назад +12

      The most amazing part is that there are people that do not realize what it is he and his group are actually doing, and believe it. I realize that actually is the point, but geez, is that sad.

    • @christopheroliver148
      @christopheroliver148 2 года назад +1

      I'm left wondering if this is an argument against or in favor of Plato's Allegory if the Cave.

  • @WesleyWhiteside
    @WesleyWhiteside 10 месяцев назад +3

    Watching this the day Twitter removes their bird logo on that very building.

  • @agumatthew9149
    @agumatthew9149 Год назад +12

    I so much love this woman's facial expressions

  • @enough_is_enough5131
    @enough_is_enough5131 2 года назад +265

    “pigeons are liars” had me on the floor

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 2 года назад +5

      But they are 😂😂😂

    • @raymondalleyne7803
      @raymondalleyne7803 Год назад +2

      Birds are'nt real was in an austin powers movie the pentaverate thats maybe where he got his ideas from everything hes saying about birds an pidgeons being a conspiracy was in the movie look it up

    • @roberthernandez782
      @roberthernandez782 Год назад +1

      Yeah very funny stuff

    • @Trizno
      @Trizno Год назад +2

      Have you ever seen a "baby" pigeon?

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito Год назад

      Parrots and mynah birds mimic human speech not pigeons.

  • @epluribusunum1460
    @epluribusunum1460 2 года назад +494

    This young man is an exemplar of the resilience of our human spirit. He survived that school mass shooting trauma and came back up from below to bring humor to us all. 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @MilloSpiegel
      @MilloSpiegel 2 года назад +34

      Oh dear lord, he is a survivor of Parkland. That is terrifying

    • @jamesr8584
      @jamesr8584 2 года назад +14

      He is doing good work. I am amazed and disturbed at how some people believe nutty conspiracies that defy common sense and logic. Yet I see these loony ideas being pushed on social media.

    • @radiomanze1296
      @radiomanze1296 2 года назад

      @@jamesr8584 Yup
      You should be with the understanding that we live in a corrupt free society and there are absolutely no conspiracies going on in the world today

    • @jamesr8584
      @jamesr8584 2 года назад

      @@radiomanze1296
      Well I am still waiting to be taken to a FEMA camp which should have happened at least 3 years ago. What's taking our elitist overlords so long?
      It's not that you believe in conspiracies, but you think everything is a conspiracy. If you want to believe those children in Sandy Hook were just crises actors that's your prerogative. You are being brainwashed by opportunists and you believe their nonsense. And that's a real conspiracy.

    • @radiomanze1296
      @radiomanze1296 2 года назад

      @@jamesr8584 Why would they waste time with fema camps and the logistics nightmare of such a thing when they could just lock you up in your house. oh wait they already did that for the past 2 years and everybody complied

  • @mitchellm3536
    @mitchellm3536 Год назад +22

    I love this. Our conspiracy culture desperately needs mockery

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter 9 месяцев назад

      What if I told you, you have the whole thing backwards? The government's just batting a thousand telling the truth with us huh? Two or more ppl never get together surreptitiously for personal gain that's not completely on the up and up?

    • @billstrasburg384
      @billstrasburg384 7 месяцев назад

      You bone head. This nonsense is intended to steer stupid people away from the truths that the government doesn't want you to know.

    • @BraveNewUs
      @BraveNewUs 3 месяца назад

      Enjoy ur 15min citys, lab food, no farmers, no cars

  • @buttermoses
    @buttermoses Год назад +1

    I’ve seen it… recording fake birds flying. Then you watch it on your phone and the birds turn in to silver spheres

  • @TrentonPeters
    @TrentonPeters 2 года назад +674

    It must have been such a relief to interview a conspiracy theorist that you don't have to take seriously as a journalist

    • @user-sh1do4sp8e
      @user-sh1do4sp8e 2 года назад

      That's the whole point of the name "conspiracy theories" so they never become ideas that being understand. These people think that 9/11 was committed by Arabs with box cutters... Smh they're feds in there thinking

    • @MrEvtmazda
      @MrEvtmazda 2 года назад

      Real Journalism died along time ago

    • @jpslayermayor9293
      @jpslayermayor9293 2 года назад

      Sad as it seems, there is more truth to the "Birds Arent Real" Conspiracy has more factual content to it than almost anything youd find in QAnon

    • @johnmattera6772
      @johnmattera6772 2 года назад

      LMAO I was thinking the same thing! Must feel like a load off talking to this dude instead of a Q anon Psycho!… 💯.

    • @victoriagore470
      @victoriagore470 2 года назад +1

      It says you have 5 replies... I see none smh

  • @davidwalter2002
    @davidwalter2002 2 года назад +594

    Sometimes you gotta be crazy just to stay sane. I admire this guy. On the surface, it's trivial and stupid, but the underlying message is profound. More power to him.

    • @freesxsoccer
      @freesxsoccer 2 года назад +2

      Well said :)

    • @christopherhanley4807
      @christopherhanley4807 2 года назад +2

      So if you're crazy that proves you're sane? Your honor we reserve the right to question this one again.

    • @MWhaleK
      @MWhaleK 2 года назад +1

      Just like Hawkeye Pierce said.

    • @vojacked305
      @vojacked305 2 года назад +1

      There's no insanity on an insane community.

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 2 года назад

      @@christopherhanley4807 humans are inherently contradictory. We call someone schizophrenic "crazy" but literally EVERY human brain hallucinate or makes up things,because of the way the brain has to function. So why does the person who "talks to God" religiously any less insane than the person who hears their dead mothers voice?
      If you cannot handle nuance you cannot handle life or reality.

  • @Neqtunezz
    @Neqtunezz Год назад +2

    this guy makes flat earthers look smart

  • @justabulbasaurlover.4711
    @justabulbasaurlover.4711 Год назад +16

    This takes birdwatching to a whole new level.

  • @waltergodsoe5526
    @waltergodsoe5526 2 года назад +138

    Thank you youngsters, it is a relief for this old man, to know the bird apocalypse is finally being revealed. Love ya!

    • @falondonahue8457
      @falondonahue8457 2 года назад +1

      Birds are not cameras dude. Man learn to know the difference between a camera that's not alive and a bird that is alive. 🤦

    • @danielabartelli4734
      @danielabartelli4734 2 года назад

      @@falondonahue8457 😂😂😂it was a joke dude

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад

      @photag216 Woosh

    • @falondonahue8457
      @falondonahue8457 2 года назад +1

      @@danielabartelli4734 I didn't know it was a joke I'm sorry.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 года назад

      Birdpocalypse

  • @marcopedro2017
    @marcopedro2017 Год назад +183

    Charging on powerlines is the most funniest and most logical thing I've ever heard in this conspiracy 😂

    • @MrKrewie
      @MrKrewie Год назад

      😂😂 creative

    • @Offshore_funds21
      @Offshore_funds21 Год назад +3

      That reminds me I need to charge my pet parrot before bed just need to stick its beak in the wall socket

  • @reis_armoury
    @reis_armoury Год назад +1

    They say that because they havent seen a dead bird that its body has actually opened .

  • @RogerH_CxP
    @RogerH_CxP Год назад +5

    I love this guy 😂😂 I always thought it was a real Conspiracy people believed in 🤣 this makes it even better!

  • @march2166
    @march2166 2 года назад +157

    Absolutely brilliant! "Seagulls are taking your food back to the pentagon". Birds + twitter = conspiracy. Lol HUGE respect to these guys

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад +1

      Riiiiiight, because damn near everything that a bunch of "wine-n-cheese cocktail party ivory tower types" think, should be taken seriously---including their humor.

    • @nothingbutthetruth3227
      @nothingbutthetruth3227 2 года назад +2

      Respect? Oh cause he’s changing the world. 👏🍿

    • @EingefrorenesEisen
      @EingefrorenesEisen 2 года назад +4

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Better than damn near everything a contrarian who hears one thing that scapegoats all their problems and instantly believes it or refutes any actual evidence.

    • @march2166
      @march2166 2 года назад

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 their humor is fantastic and clearly displays how sheep like and stupid people act. Hey why not belive that 'birds aren't real' as it's more reasonable and less frantic than Q.

    • @FierceLeo.
      @FierceLeo. 10 месяцев назад

      Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

  • @RaxLakhani
    @RaxLakhani 2 года назад +568

    This should be turned into a TV series...
    I love the whole "fighting lunacy with lunacy" concept!

    • @christopherhanley4807
      @christopherhanley4807 2 года назад +9

      So you admit it's lunacy. You may step down from the witness stand.

    • @PaulGuy
      @PaulGuy 2 года назад +14

      Allow me to introduce you to Stargate SG-1, a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program, in which there's an episode about making a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program to hide the "real" secret interplanetary military program in plain sight.

    • @rodneywallace6810
      @rodneywallace6810 2 года назад +2

      you should star in it.

    • @chrisbammer4946
      @chrisbammer4946 2 года назад +7

      It exists. It's called Saturday night live. They made a business decision to not be funny anymore though

    • @thatsillyrabbit
      @thatsillyrabbit 2 года назад +2

      Called South Park

  • @PatrickCrossfire.
    @PatrickCrossfire. 4 месяца назад +1

    So I guess I have been eating robots instead of chickens for the last 30 years.

  • @ericmadeoftin8206
    @ericmadeoftin8206 Год назад +3

    I'm a brain in a glass jar. Nothings real.

    • @notacloutchaser7407
      @notacloutchaser7407 Год назад

      Seriously… we might just be brains in containers havign reality imposed on us.
      Very good.

  • @stevencahn4019
    @stevencahn4019 2 года назад +923

    This is the most sane and reasonable conspiracy theory I have ever heard!
    "If it flies, it spies!"

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 2 года назад +6

      No, not the biplanes

    • @bugsygoo
      @bugsygoo 2 года назад +13

      It's a good joke, but let's get real here. The truth is there's no such thing as a fish. And it's been proven!

    • @trj7078
      @trj7078 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/j_Nws3R4fsA/видео.html

    • @246trixie
      @246trixie 2 года назад +1

      *see above comment

    • @kaw628
      @kaw628 2 года назад +4

      @@bugsygoo Agreed, a great man once said "Do you really think fish are real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details.".

  • @katwil89
    @katwil89 2 года назад +605

    I love the lore he has developed around the conspiracy theory. My favorite bit is the seagulls being used for DNA harvesting.

    • @rocketamadeus3730
      @rocketamadeus3730 2 года назад +33

      My favorite bit is how bird surveillance drones are literally a real thing yet no one seems to know that.

    • @randomthings8057
      @randomthings8057 2 года назад +4

      @@rocketamadeus3730 I’m not even 19 and I have worked this out before even seeing anything about it!

    • @positronikiss
      @positronikiss 2 года назад +6

      funniest thing is its all true though theyre CIA eschewing attention from a real operation disguised as a nutty parody.

    • @asafoetidajones8181
      @asafoetidajones8181 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, but I can't imagine they're widely used, or deployed over any great distance. There's also pretty successful research into using live beetles with cameras and wires in their nervous systems to control their flight. But they're unreliable and super expensive, probably only used for very specific high value surveillance.
      Very little reason to send expensive and high risk toys out to watch normal citizens who happily broadcast everything they do through their phones already.

    • @nickh.4917
      @nickh.4917 Год назад +9

      Dude it’s not funny. That is exactly what seagulls do. I’ve seen it happen. They take your french fries and fly off straight toward Langley.

  • @orbiebibbee2998
    @orbiebibbee2998 Год назад +1

    My Dad always told me: I was so..... slow it would take me an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

  • @radiumbrad...justbrad2853
    @radiumbrad...justbrad2853 Год назад +1

    Me and my brother saw a bunch of birds flying, glowing, same amount in 4 rows, also a flying object going fast WAYYYY too far up to be an airplane and it wasn’t a helicopter

  • @springle91
    @springle91 2 года назад +567

    Birds aren’t real isn’t satire. That’s what they want you to think

    • @ekd1985
      @ekd1985 2 года назад

      Hey look another conspiracy theory that the fake conspiracy theory isn’t actually a fake conspiracy theory but a real theory

    • @henrylee8510
      @henrylee8510 2 года назад

      Birds are psychotic hypnotized lizard people genetically transformed to be 'birds'. I have proof. Note that 'birds' never existed until after WWII ended, the day the global cabal took over.

    • @itsmeprasad1987
      @itsmeprasad1987 2 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 2 года назад +14

      Wait .... Wait what?
      What?

    • @juanok2775
      @juanok2775 2 года назад +6

      for real

  • @TheSeeka
    @TheSeeka 2 года назад +415

    Life imitates Art. This guy is both a genius and an artist.

    • @radiomanze1296
      @radiomanze1296 2 года назад +5

      He's an opportunist, nothing more

    • @jamboys2766
      @jamboys2766 2 года назад

      Only because he found out the TRUTH! Birds arent real, don't be a sheep

    • @2NDFLB-CLERK
      @2NDFLB-CLERK Год назад +1

      ▪️
      A con artist is the accurate term.
      🟥

    • @grrhmaadulyaa7857
      @grrhmaadulyaa7857 Год назад

      @@2NDFLB-CLERK derrrp.

    • @2NDFLB-CLERK
      @2NDFLB-CLERK Год назад +1

      @@grrhmaadulyaa7857
      ▪️
      Pea-Brain Calf.
      🟥

  • @frogman7986
    @frogman7986 Год назад +1

    “They forget people made fun of the founding fathers until they stormed the British gate and took over” 😂

  • @terrydunne100
    @terrydunne100 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sadly many people will forget that this was meant as a joke and truly start following the birds aren't real ideology.

  • @Ryan-gx4ce
    @Ryan-gx4ce 2 года назад +388

    The best is when he's at Twitter headquarters yelling "They're brainwashing you! They're watching you! They want to control you!" It is both a parody and not a parody in that moment. Spitting truth.

    • @sophiafake-virus2456
      @sophiafake-virus2456 2 года назад +20

      Yes. This whole movement is a psyop. (Not being ironic)

    • @stopthattrain14
      @stopthattrain14 2 года назад +12

      This is true art ,what a great social experiment ,I now have more confidence in today's younger generations ,yes this should be recorded by Smithsonian as a humorous social experiment , or contemporary modern art

    • @sophiafake-virus2456
      @sophiafake-virus2456 2 года назад

      @@stopthattrain14 No, it's a psyop, psychological warfare designed to stop you thinking for yourself, and to accept what you think you know, but in reality have just been told (programmed).

    • @uncletacosupreme7023
      @uncletacosupreme7023 2 года назад +13

      My favorite was "after I learned the truth, I sold my pet bird." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophiafake-virus2456
      @sophiafake-virus2456 2 года назад

      @@uncletacosupreme7023 Yes but it's really a psyop, to stop freethinking.

  • @maomao180
    @maomao180 2 года назад +98

    Birds charge on power lines 😂

    • @Bax365
      @Bax365 2 года назад +1

      It makes sense too!

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 года назад

      @Wildlife Warrior how come they don't get electrocuted?

    • @riderouter
      @riderouter 2 года назад +2

      My God, this random RUclips commenter is a genius and 100% correct!!!

  • @sleepyycreampuff3214
    @sleepyycreampuff3214 10 месяцев назад +2

    Her describing him as a 24 year old college drop out is crazy

    • @MariaElena51185
      @MariaElena51185 24 дня назад

      Yes, cos for her college dropout is an insult. Really, it’s smart as college is further indoctrination for many.. useless degree..

  • @Coyote1.618
    @Coyote1.618 Год назад +2

    Birds aren't real as they're chanting..
    The mere pigeon across the street is staring at them and saying yes I am I am real...

  • @Kap00rwith2os
    @Kap00rwith2os 2 года назад +148

    The scary part is there will be a small percentage of the population who will start to believe this satire is real.

    • @lancer2442
      @lancer2442 2 года назад

      Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull???
      We live in a matrix where the world is flat with a dome and then there's synthetic people living in the simulation only I can see out my eyes and therefore I am the only real person not synthetic well me body maybe but my soul is real and I am the only one

    • @NeraBuffy
      @NeraBuffy 2 года назад +12

      That's the funny part

    • @easwarsankar
      @easwarsankar 2 года назад

      I suspect it could grow into a big conspiracy with lots of lunes really believing this stuff. It's not that far from QAnon and other nonsense that's been floating around for the past 6 years

    • @mho...
      @mho... 2 года назад +2

      thats what they dont want you to belive!

    • @g.leenuttbutter1525
      @g.leenuttbutter1525 2 года назад +1

      Come on!!! Everyone should know that BIRDS REALLY AREN'T REAL in this day and age!! I suppose yer gonna tell me next that all those flat- earthers are wrong too???

  • @catherine7147
    @catherine7147 2 года назад +44

    Genius…gives this grandma hope the younger generations will keep their sense of humor and expose the current crazies .

  • @CoolBreez3007
    @CoolBreez3007 Год назад

    Why do you think there's feathers in your pillows? It's to send gamma rays to your brain. I do not trust pillows so I sleep standing up

  • @user-bk9fk2tq2z
    @user-bk9fk2tq2z 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:54 Lmao birds are on top of the billboard

  • @iainmackenzieUK
    @iainmackenzieUK 2 года назад +129

    I have been teaching physics for 30 years and always had to lie to my students about how birds can sit on power lines and not get fried. Now, finally, I can tell the truth.
    Thank you and god bless BAR !

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 2 года назад +1

      👍🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

    • @XyThree
      @XyThree 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 года назад +7

      Wow, you've been part of the problem, but I'm so glad to hear you're finally coming clean and teaching your students the truth about government drones. No more lies! Birds aren't real ✊

    • @idocare6538
      @idocare6538 2 года назад +2

      Like a true scientist, question everything!

    • @jamboys2766
      @jamboys2766 2 года назад +2

      Thank you Iain! Can't believe they deepfaked Peter for this "interview"

  • @captainkirk4514
    @captainkirk4514 2 года назад +244

    Fighting crazy with crazy. I totally love it!
    The scary part is that there will definitely some who will believe it.

    • @juanok2775
      @juanok2775 2 года назад +8

      birds aren't real

    • @gamecocks1150
      @gamecocks1150 2 года назад

      @@juanok2775 LMAO

    • @aliedil5415
      @aliedil5415 2 года назад

      Big waste of time, but maybe there is more to it? Like for us to automatically assume that a "conspirationist" believes in flat heart, and spying birds.
      So, we should be good cows and listen what officials and their TV propaganda are saying because they are good human beings..
      Everything has been done on this earth, every evil things that you can think of, it has been done and even worse than that.
      Satanists are real, drugs are real, killers and rapists are real, business men and politicians seeking only profits are real.
      Conspiracy means nothing nowadays everyone is lying, especially those that qualifies anything that bothers them as such.

    • @bethlehemeisenhour8352
      @bethlehemeisenhour8352 2 года назад +2

      Walmart will sell posters, LOL

    • @lancer2442
      @lancer2442 2 года назад

      Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull
      There's flouride in our drinking water
      Artificial flavourings cause cancer
      There's is a cave in England where soil dark because its in the cave and that

  • @88_garnet8
    @88_garnet8 3 месяца назад

    " thanks for having me on your clock show". Lol

  • @mediastarguest
    @mediastarguest Год назад +23

    I love this guy, fantastic. Really opened my eyes to conspiracy theories. I've just had my 83rd Covid jab and feel great, looking forward to another 17 vaccinations before Christmas to get me through to 2023.

    • @janeth20ski9
      @janeth20ski9 Год назад

      🤣😂🤣

    • @rebeccaerb9935
      @rebeccaerb9935 Год назад

      Lol

    • @cgreene3894
      @cgreene3894 Год назад

      Are you still alive? …Not sure if your comment was sarcastic or not.

    • @notacloutchaser7407
      @notacloutchaser7407 Год назад

      He is mocking all the people praising this kid.
      They are sheep.
      He is also calling covid a op and covid shots a detriment to your health.

    • @FierceLeo.
      @FierceLeo. 10 месяцев назад

      Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

  • @krouac
    @krouac 2 года назад +289

    I was horrified when these people came to my town with their movement and now I find this to be one of the most inspirational stories I have heard in recent years. This is really amazing!

    • @lucashumphrey2301
      @lucashumphrey2301 2 года назад +2

      Bro drug addiction real get yourself some help

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 2 года назад +10

      The dude is a freaking gangster, love him & his idea, awesome!!! 🤣😉😎

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 2 года назад +6

      @@lucashumphrey2301 its his life if he wants to do drugs that his choice, who are you to be telling others what they can do with their life,, not harming..go to bed sheep you got work in the morning

    • @rhabdoviridae
      @rhabdoviridae 2 года назад +6

      @@lucashumphrey2301 Don’t knock drugs, bro. I know for a fact you’d be more tolerable if you were toking.

    • @katpotter1889
      @katpotter1889 2 года назад

      I hope they come to my town the shake these conservative out of their comas

  • @TheRobinRedbreast
    @TheRobinRedbreast 2 года назад +308

    This was brilliant! I laughed so hard I am absolutely crying. I am now officially a bird truther. I haven't laugh this hard for a very long time. I really needed this. Thank you for posting this video.

    • @justachonkyspider
      @justachonkyspider 2 года назад

      Eeek! A government drone has infiltrated! 😱.... "if it flys it spies"

    • @robertbunch7829
      @robertbunch7829 2 года назад +10

      Pigeons are liars lol 😆 !!!!!

    • @BeccAcCardenas
      @BeccAcCardenas 2 года назад +7

      ROFL, that was some funny💩....my parrot objects tho but she thinks she was an Empress Diva in her previous life and doesnt claim that whole "bird" label.🤣🤘🏻

    • @BeccAcCardenas
      @BeccAcCardenas 2 года назад +5

      @@robertbunch7829 you mean the sky rats....lol

    • @justachonkyspider
      @justachonkyspider 2 года назад +3

      @@robertbunch7829 that's right don't take the word from the bird! Lol 😆

  • @AndrewUnruh
    @AndrewUnruh Год назад +4

    I love this. I call misinformation 'brain pollution' (please spread it...please). I love 'Birds Aren't Real' because just as conspiracy theories cloud reality, this clouds conspiracy theories.

  • @crow4120
    @crow4120 Год назад +2

    Me who just dissected a dead hawk that got hit by a car- then found this video by chance😐 (guess what no robot parts 🤣

    • @notacloutchaser7407
      @notacloutchaser7407 Год назад +1

      Yeah; a drone wouldnt have got hit, they have anti crash sensors

  • @NickTarterOKC
    @NickTarterOKC 2 года назад +32

    This dude is a riot. You can't help but laugh, and then cry a little because there is so much actual crazy out there.

  • @P1ayerOne
    @P1ayerOne 2 года назад +91

    man, he got me good. I saw him on the minority report podcast and he stayed in character perfectly for the entire interview. I've watched his interviews and laughed at him over and over again. I was fooled, I thought he was a true believer.
    nice!

  • @joeylee7571
    @joeylee7571 Год назад +1

    I feel like my IQ has been insulted....

  • @LordDaymoon
    @LordDaymoon Год назад +1

    Lmao Cherdleys in the crowd

  • @equalityforall8418
    @equalityforall8418 2 года назад +64

    We need more satire to unveil all the ludicrous conspiracy theories.
    MUCH much much much much much MUCH MORE!!!
    LOVE this!!

    • @roostertn
      @roostertn 2 года назад

      Yea..like hunter bidens laptop not being pertinent ..or like those 30000 emails didn't have any public business on them...Obama delivering billions to Iran...

    • @equalityforall8418
      @equalityforall8418 2 года назад

      @@roostertn
      LOL!!!
      Still believing those lies does not make them facts :)
      Still can't handle Trump lost by a landslide, huh?
      Or is it because you can't handle the criminal cases piling up on him?
      Or...most likely...both?

    • @jamboys2766
      @jamboys2766 2 года назад

      It's not satire. Peter was deepfaked. He would never concede to the government's lies!

  • @Redwolf6056
    @Redwolf6056 2 года назад +52

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how many times they snuck the word flock into this piece

    • @jamboys2766
      @jamboys2766 2 года назад

      cause that's what the world is. A flock of deceived sheep! BAR!

  • @kaykatt
    @kaykatt Год назад +4

    As a kid I always noticed the birds in parking lots and how robotic they seemed
    I never knew others thought this 2
    Now I do believe birds are real just not some...

    • @LalaaCherry
      @LalaaCherry Год назад +1

      I agree, I believe that some are not really real

  • @feurigerStern
    @feurigerStern 2 года назад +144

    This is genius. I am a Boomer and I applaud this energy of the Y and Z millennials to deal with the "lunacy" of today's world.

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 2 года назад +8

      I'm GenX and agree with you. I've loved this since it first started.

    • @karensky3456
      @karensky3456 2 года назад +5

      Another boomer here. I first heard about this recently. I think the person actually believed it though. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Once the genie is out of the bottle...oops, I mean, once the bird is out of its cage, there's no telling which way it will go.

    • @fastronaut909
      @fastronaut909 2 года назад +2

      @@karensky3456 your humor checks out 😂

    • @sweetpealee056
      @sweetpealee056 2 года назад +4

      Amen! (Fellow boomer here) this makes me feel there is hope although I do think this originated as a pot induced stream of consciousness and a brilliant one at that!👏👏👏

    • @KellySandra716
      @KellySandra716 2 года назад

      Gen X here... if you think that they dont spy on us with any means possible. You are a problem.

  • @MrUndoe
    @MrUndoe 2 года назад +392

    You have no idea how relieved I was when they said it was satire.

    • @jamboys2766
      @jamboys2766 2 года назад +76

      it aint satire. Peter was deepfaked. Don't be a sheep!

    • @goose7378
      @goose7378 2 года назад

      This was deepfaked by the CIA to discredit the birds aren't real movement. They don't want everyone to know the truth.

    • @catherineyoung3889
      @catherineyoung3889 2 года назад +29

      @@jamboys2766 excellent. Keep up the spirit!

    • @theodoreroberts3407
      @theodoreroberts3407 2 года назад +17

      It shows you must be careful what you believe, especially today.

    • @XD2021
      @XD2021 2 года назад +3

      People like you are the main reason why they do all of this.... No offense

  • @IamImAAstronaut
    @IamImAAstronaut 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks for having me on your clock show gets me everytime😂😂😂

  • @britishroyalfamilyvideos
    @britishroyalfamilyvideos 5 месяцев назад +1

    If only conspiracy theories were just that except they aren’t

  • @PaulBatchelor717
    @PaulBatchelor717 2 года назад +53

    I'm so pleased this is just satire. When I first heard about this movement. I was like “you have to be kidding me” I at first thought this was a real group. I'm so glad this was all just a way to get people to to reflect how silly they can be.

    • @jamessanders145
      @jamessanders145 2 года назад +1

      I can't wait for some people to believe it as something real and start their own bird truther groups.

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад +5

      I thought that about the flat earth stuff. I was sure it was a joke and that no one believed it... but no its really not!

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 2 года назад

      The right believes a lot of crap dumber than this.

  • @johnnycash4556
    @johnnycash4556 2 года назад +17

    Lmao "pigeons are liars" 🤣🤣🤣 "they are spying and charging through power lines" 😅🤣. The 🌎 needs more laughter! This surely helped me, lol luv it!

  • @Thelikebutton123
    @Thelikebutton123 Год назад +3

    Wait until he finds out about the Carrier pigeons used in WW1 🤣 true story.

  • @bobbiebastin5423
    @bobbiebastin5423 6 месяцев назад

    Yeah, that pigeon poop in my side yard isn't real either!!! LoL!!!

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 2 года назад +171

    This is hilarious, but also part of the proud tradition of comedy calling out real issues. I’m proud of him for doing something to address the conspiracy theorists in such a creative, positive and fun way.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 2 года назад

      Don't believe the "'Birds Aren't Real' isn't real" conspiracy. I'm not saying that birds aren't real, but the conspiracy is.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 2 года назад

      The only difference between a conspiracy theory and truth is like a year to 6 months.
      Remember facebooks fact checkers?
      Parody is becoming reality

    • @ryanleblanc6817
      @ryanleblanc6817 2 года назад

      There’s so many proven conspiracies. This world is obviously not what we thought it was.

    • @Houlgravely
      @Houlgravely 2 года назад

      Democrats use "conspiracy theorists" as a strawman while they laugh about the census.

  • @heywaitMarlee
    @heywaitMarlee 2 года назад +176

    Honestly, I am quite happy that the Birds Aren't Real people are here. They aren't hurting anything or anyone, the founder uses the movement as a way to deal with his trauma, it's satire and it truly exemplifies what I always say...'it takes all types to make a village.' I don't believe birds are drones but I have my serious suspicions about seagulls, male peacocks and mockingbirds. Especially mockers. Anything that sits outside your bedroom window all night and sings car alarm songs has an alternate agenda.

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 2 года назад +22

      Seagulls steal food-but do you ever see them actually EATING it???

    • @cherylhardy8418
      @cherylhardy8418 2 года назад +4

      👍👏😂

    • @rosagalvan8231
      @rosagalvan8231 2 года назад +2

      😁

    • @benmiles1620
      @benmiles1620 2 года назад +3

      Funny until mouthbreathers start shooting birds

    • @hungluong799
      @hungluong799 2 года назад +3

      What if birds get hurt because people start shooting them down to dissect them ???

  • @RomyAndMichelle
    @RomyAndMichelle 8 месяцев назад +1

    12:57 Dude almost burned himself alive for this elaborate metaphor. That’s commitment to his character for ya! 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @KatOutside
    @KatOutside Год назад

    "have you ever seen a baby pigeon"
    Google images: *the black guy in suits meme*

  • @bjkarana
    @bjkarana 2 года назад +72

    I feel a particular connection with the students and families of both the Stoneman Douglas and Newtown mass shootings, as I was a student at Virginia Tech on 4/16/07, but I at least never had to go through being called a crisis actor, or suffer personal threats and attacks from conspiracy theorists. The "Birds aren't Real" movement is such perfect satire for what's going on in our country and I'm a definitely a believer.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 2 года назад +4

      Go Hokies!
      I remember the news that day. Best to everyone affected by all the tragedies you cited. That people harass and disbelieve them is unconscionably awful.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 2 года назад

      Also want to mention that the families of the Children and Educators murdered in the very real massacre at Newtown have an organization called Sandy Hook Promise. Everyone please look at their information as you're able.

    • @mummra7
      @mummra7 2 года назад

      sheep like you are what's wrong with this country. too dam lazy to do any research so i'll just believe what the tv set orders me to believe. both those "events" were faker than joe winning the election.

    • @honeysucklecat
      @honeysucklecat 2 года назад

      What else do you expect from republicans except paranoia, conspiracies, bullying, and cowardice?
      Easier for them to believe conspiracies than apologize or admit they’re wrong.

  • @gabrielleholt1863
    @gabrielleholt1863 2 года назад +309

    I've heard of this conspiracy in passing for a while but I never knew the story or how popular it really was. This is absolutely hilarious and I am fully on board

  • @martir3499
    @martir3499 Год назад +1

    I like it. He put things into perspective. Really. This gave me a good laugh.

  • @elliegoaway
    @elliegoaway Год назад +1

    I feel bad for the people who’s favorite animal is a bird

  • @shaunellmers5033
    @shaunellmers5033 2 года назад +163

    This kid has a bright future. Absolutely hilarious and spot on for today's misinformation crisis. Keep it up guys. Can't wait to see what he'll do in the future.

  • @RoyGBiv-mb8xt
    @RoyGBiv-mb8xt 2 года назад +309

    As someone who’s absolutely sick of conspiracy theories and conspiracists, this is refreshing.

    • @crazydave318
      @crazydave318 2 года назад +7

      Why? What are you hiding?

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад +1

      @@crazydave318 Maybe their head? Up perhaps in their four pointed contact? But then maybe they ARE tired of the "flat earthers"? They couldn't possibly be tired of the "Oswald-wasn't-alone" crowd???

    • @joerafferty671
      @joerafferty671 2 года назад

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Are you illiterate?

    • @edwsc3
      @edwsc3 2 года назад +13

      You SAID it !!! So sick & TIRED of these STUPID conspiracy theorists !!!

    • @edwsc3
      @edwsc3 2 года назад

      one of the first things they do is try and discredit bbc and cnn news

  • @hexZ06
    @hexZ06 Год назад

    At 1:20 Is that the guy from “what do you do for a living” videos ?? 🤣

  • @rivershaw5391
    @rivershaw5391 Месяц назад

    Got rid of bird because its a spy device......... But kept his phone ......
    LMAO

  • @maryoconnor9360
    @maryoconnor9360 2 года назад +199

    This kid already has a psychology degree and more !
    I want to know how to become a follower of this brilliant (and very true lol) movement ! I'm all in and I am 68 yrs old.
    Glad to see there is a generation that
    can look at a serious situation, and raise awareness of it , by attracting large numbers of people to it based on humor(satire). Good twist ! Very refreshing!

    • @henrylee8510
      @henrylee8510 2 года назад +30

      I am 55, I never remembered seeing a 'bird' until I was 2 my yrs old. My theory was that they were introduced in 1968 (when I was 2). Prior to this I never saw 'birds'. My parents tell me birds existed but not sure because I am not sure my own parents even existed prior to my birth. I can only take their word for it.

    • @jackgoodall1950
      @jackgoodall1950 2 года назад +13

      It's a wonderful psychological experiment, and obviously cathartic already. Fantastically done

    • @maxokream6269
      @maxokream6269 2 года назад +5

      This is so wholesome & sweet 🥺, I’m also sooo happy you finally realized that birds have been a lie

    • @tcb5141
      @tcb5141 2 года назад +1

      Kids been brainwashed.

    • @darrenscott6982
      @darrenscott6982 2 года назад

      He's will make a great CIA agent. A conspiracy theorist is a term used to discredit people who ask too many questions. Hunter Biden's laptop was a conspiracy, Jeffrey Epstein was a conspiracy, the US government spying on Americans conspiracy I remember Edward Snowden.

  • @brandon_crow1291
    @brandon_crow1291 2 года назад +64

    I'll be honest, I didn't even know this was satire. There were just so many insane conspiracy theories being thrown out there that I genuinely thought that there were some dipshits who seriosuly thought this. Absolutely genius 😂

    • @amandagfuller
      @amandagfuller 2 года назад +5

      Same! I used to bartend, and I had a guy sit down at my bar and start talking about how birds aren't real. I agreed with him, because I was scared he was unstable and would harm me. Then, I refused to serve him another drink. 🤣😂🤣

    • @doger6531
      @doger6531 2 года назад +1

      me too

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk 2 года назад

      Insane conspiracy theory = anything the msm and mainstream institutions dont talk about or want me to know of

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk 2 года назад +3

      Also you literally couldn’t tell an obvious joke was a joke until the news told you it was, and yet you have the gall to question the astuteness of “conspiracy theorists” and insinuate that they are gullible? Clearest example of projection I’ve ever seen.

    • @ctmatthews11
      @ctmatthews11 Год назад +1

      by now, there are probably people who have stumbled onto this "Birds Aren't Real" thing and genuinely believe it. never underestimate humanity

  • @viralbox5603
    @viralbox5603 9 месяцев назад +1

    A year later: Twitter now is X and they got rid of the bird.. must be a sign.

  • @gregoryprice3899
    @gregoryprice3899 Год назад

    Humans: Birds Aren't Real
    Birds: Next morning poop on the windshield now that's real😂

  • @alwaysforward4035
    @alwaysforward4035 2 года назад +41

    This made my day! I wish this young man nothing but the best! 👍🏾

  • @MichelMawon4982
    @MichelMawon4982 2 года назад +339

    Sooo refreshing to see everyone hasn't lost their entire mind. There are some people who actually believe that believing in conspiracy theories makes them smarter than everyone else. A healthy (substantiated) skepticism is part of living in a world with other humans since interests don't always align, but never being able to take anything or anyone as they are presented is a prison.

    • @dsadawrware
      @dsadawrware 2 года назад

      wanting to feel smarter than everyone else is the prerequisite for any conspiracy idiot on facebook

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 2 года назад +24

      Skepticism is more important than ever nowadays. Information is controlled by a smaller and smaller group of individuals who's primary motivation is definitely not the greater good.

    • @Treeofwysdm
      @Treeofwysdm 2 года назад +10

      Well said Johanne!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @kindnessfirst9670
      @kindnessfirst9670 2 года назад +13

      Crazy people ALWAYS think they are smarter than other people.

    • @lolacabana123
      @lolacabana123 2 года назад +7

      You're 100% right. I know, because I live it. I'm skeptical about pretty much everything. I always admire people who have strong faith or beliefs in something, because it seems very liberating. Usually though, it's because of the reasons @SebiOne said. I'm always questioning the intentions or the sources
      I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else though lol. I'm very aware of how problematic this mindset is

  • @arnamthedarkthoughts7224
    @arnamthedarkthoughts7224 Год назад

    Seagulls aren't eating the food because they're hungry, no! taking food back to the pentagon for DNA testing.
    Hilarious.

  • @andrewbechtol3512
    @andrewbechtol3512 Год назад +6

    "The birds arnt real movement is thankfully, pure satire"
    That's what the government wants us to think

  • @justintime343
    @justintime343 2 года назад +92

    Missed opportunity in that opening interview: "What kind of birds are most dangerous?" Should have said: "Angry Birds".

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 2 года назад +2

      💀