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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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    Bruce: / brucegreene
    Kassem: / kassemg
    Lawrence: / sirlarr
    Edited by Chelsea Schneider
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Комментарии • 259

  • @youreviltw1n
    @youreviltw1n 3 месяца назад +150

    Got the inside scoop that Kassem isn't allowed back at ANY Applebees because he's always spilling glasses of milk all over the place.

    • @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed
      @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed 3 месяца назад +3

      oh shiiiiiiit that makes too much sense ok alroght

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed Its because he does the best Tusken Riaider impression

    • @bipabopa7186
      @bipabopa7186 Месяц назад

      No point crying about it

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 24 дня назад +1

      @@chaos_omega An Applebee's employee was quoted as saying: " We don't serve their kind here. "

  • @obnoxiouspriest
    @obnoxiouspriest 3 месяца назад +146

    It's called tribbing.

    • @dakineprotoss
      @dakineprotoss 3 месяца назад +14

      man one time i ate like a quarter of mushies i was tribbing balls

    • @cheeseguru1017
      @cheeseguru1017 3 месяца назад +20

      @@dakineprotossyou can’t trib balls, it’s a lesbian activity. must’ve been tribbing flaps

    • @MatiPryjomko
      @MatiPryjomko 3 месяца назад

      Aka "the explicit smushing of vaginers"

    • @bushmaori
      @bushmaori 3 месяца назад +14

      you think lawrence didnt know that? he played off his 'ignorance' perfectly though

    • @MajinTT
      @MajinTT 3 месяца назад

      ​@@cheeseguru1017 big woosh.

  • @bklein127
    @bklein127 3 месяца назад +103

    Fun fact for ya: the guy who played Kyle Katarn in this game has since retired from acting and runs his own winery in Coombsville. You should definitely have Jason Court on for an episode of BYTT!!

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 3 месяца назад +7

      Coombsville.....the b is silent right? Insanely cool town name lol

    • @MatiPryjomko
      @MatiPryjomko 3 месяца назад +7

      Kyle Katarn from Cumsville

    • @sirrichel9155
      @sirrichel9155 3 месяца назад +3

      Nice try Jason

  • @Golden_Ghoul
    @Golden_Ghoul 3 месяца назад +104

    The Al Gore rhythm lead me here!

  • @Ignatius1588
    @Ignatius1588 3 месяца назад +33

    Okay but Coldbrew the Hutt now has some serious real estate in my gray matter

  • @biogopher
    @biogopher 3 месяца назад +14

    I appreciate the editor maintaining the integrity of the show to tell us the gameplay didnt actually happen during the conversation we were hearing.

  • @Oliviae__
    @Oliviae__ 3 месяца назад +32

    "the explicit smushing of the giner" I always look forward to a new vid every Friday for such words of wisdom

  • @MadameButterfli
    @MadameButterfli 3 месяца назад +51

    Two more weeks of rehab!! Love you guys thank you for getting me through this. ❤

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 3 месяца назад +6

      I thought I was trippin, but I just realized we're both subbed to Astrogoblin and BYYT so you've commented about this in both places 😂❤ I love your generosity and of course am rooting for you!

    • @MadameButterfli
      @MadameButterfli 3 месяца назад +4

      @@guhrizzlybaire hahaha yeah they’ve both helped me so much it’s the least I can do. And thank you that truly means so much to me ❤️

    • @rbee6507
      @rbee6507 3 месяца назад +3

      Keep up the great work! All the best and a bright future to you!

    • @MadameButterfli
      @MadameButterfli 3 месяца назад +2

      @@rbee6507 thank you so much ❤️

    • @rbee6507
      @rbee6507 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MadameButterfli ❤️

  • @zensibleone2295
    @zensibleone2295 3 месяца назад +20

    Yeah this is getting demonitized for being non-canon without Pubes Gharaibeh putting in an appearance.

  • @isaiahbradfordiii4041
    @isaiahbradfordiii4041 3 месяца назад +3

    It's amazing how they manage to bang one great episode every week. I really feel like I'm watching me and my buddies play games and bullshit with each other. I love it. Thanks everyone week. You da Queen Chelsea!!

  • @LobstersLobsters
    @LobstersLobsters 3 месяца назад +34

    christ alive that cough was gnarly

    • @Beastmode-hk3fj
      @Beastmode-hk3fj 3 месяца назад +4

      That upchucked loogie made it thruthfully horrendous.

  • @Skedz33
    @Skedz33 3 месяца назад +9

    1:48 Jesus Christ, i lost it at that delivery!

  • @Grunhole
    @Grunhole 3 месяца назад +13

    Could there be a link to me hearing lightsaber sounds in my sleep.🤔

  • @LampsPants
    @LampsPants 3 месяца назад +19

    My favourite part was when Bruce couldn't play because he was too excited about the idea of there being another word for scissoring.

  • @LL-dv2vf
    @LL-dv2vf 3 месяца назад +17

    RUclips has no bitrate to spare, huh? The gameplay sections look absolutely crushed.

  • @kingweb11
    @kingweb11 3 месяца назад +17

    I don't know how we aren't at 1 million subscribers by now.

  • @lemonchicken41
    @lemonchicken41 3 месяца назад +3

    Can always count on BYTT to provide the lore deep cuts like Allen the Hutt. 😄

  • @DomBird23
    @DomBird23 3 месяца назад +37

    I cried laughing when Kassem was saying, he was looking for a daughter on DrDisrespects subreddit XD. Ouch, savage! Hahaha

  • @NotJustABarista
    @NotJustABarista 3 месяца назад +7

    Sorry, some of Lawdawg's wrist movements were a little WOKE while dancing to the Alien Update Remix

  • @nismonolo
    @nismonolo 3 месяца назад +14

    Mon Mothma as a tradwife LMAOOOO

    • @WealdWold
      @WealdWold 3 месяца назад

      Can we get jacob on for a 3 hour deep dive on the lore of alien garbagemen moonlighting as tradwife space influencers please

  • @PawllyDee
    @PawllyDee 3 месяца назад +4

    As a DJ, I really appreciate that the Alien Update House Version is sticking. Great work Chels!

  • @cman011
    @cman011 3 месяца назад +6

    imagine naming your main protagonist after a Health and Safety organization.

    • @archdornan3694
      @archdornan3694 3 месяца назад +2

      my favorite character in star wars is the Better Business Bureau

  • @scoopmacgooter4123
    @scoopmacgooter4123 3 месяца назад +3

    2:37 get that checked out brother- concerned citizen of the internet

    • @zoreas4142
      @zoreas4142 3 месяца назад +2

      Bruce has been coughing like that for nearly a decade, I don't think it can be fixed.

  • @coolethan22
    @coolethan22 3 месяца назад +2

    Just bought me some cables, the ad reads work!

  • @lachlanbanks1065
    @lachlanbanks1065 3 месяца назад +3

    Thanks

  • @rbee6507
    @rbee6507 3 месяца назад +4

    Don't LOVE the two sided sarcasm trend of late, but I''ll take truth however I can get it these days. That's right...MY truth that I want to find from the curated data provided! Oh wait...Just realized these boys are geniuses.

  • @xspaceatlasx
    @xspaceatlasx 3 месяца назад +3

    What are the odds that Kassem's alien update becomes a full special episode of California On Aliens: A not finding UFOs special ??? (please i need this)

  • @megalinkv2
    @megalinkv2 3 месяца назад +3

    Comment for Al Gore Rhythm and ❤ for Chelsea

  • @DACFalloutRanger
    @DACFalloutRanger 3 месяца назад +2

    Dylan Diatomaceousearth is my favorite SW character! My boy is finally getting some recognition

  • @5tarwhirl
    @5tarwhirl 3 месяца назад +2

    Chelsea, choice edits as usual!

  • @jraluark
    @jraluark 3 месяца назад +10

    Al Gore Rhythm

  • @jacobpeterson3947
    @jacobpeterson3947 3 месяца назад +2

    Looking forward to an episode consisting only of Tusken raider honking. Might be difficult to make dong jokes, but I know you can do it.

  • @xerox3824
    @xerox3824 3 месяца назад +1

    Ripper part 3 please and congratulations on 50k subs

  • @brywestwhit
    @brywestwhit 3 месяца назад +1

    Hart Audio Cables took me out of the rain and cold and feed me a bowl of soup and gave me a new set of clothes and $300. I’m now a Fortune 500 CEO, thx Hart Audio!

  • @armando1is1great
    @armando1is1great 3 месяца назад +2

    7:34 damn i love lawrence lol

  • @SkullMan---
    @SkullMan--- 3 месяца назад +1

    That early death jedi charging people -10 bucks for kisses made me laugh out loud, hot damn!

  • @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed
    @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed 3 месяца назад +4

    ive got two phones one for the plug and one for chelsea

  • @Kpengie
    @Kpengie 3 месяца назад +2

    Not to be a nerd or anything, but Nar Shaddaa is not the Hutt homeworld, the Hutt homeworld is Nal Hutta. Nar Shaddaa is one of the moons of Nal Hutta, and is where a lot of smugglers hang out.

    • @sualocin
      @sualocin 3 месяца назад +1

      Thanks Jacob

  • @thatoneperson5628
    @thatoneperson5628 3 месяца назад +4

    I wonder if the gang know how seriously we take our alien update. God bless R/UFO🇹🇼

  • @JustChillinOnThe5thFloor
    @JustChillinOnThe5thFloor 3 месяца назад

    @12:28 reminds me of when your dvd player or ps2 disc reader would break.

  • @ArcRevenant
    @ArcRevenant 3 месяца назад +1

    Love the SNL/Harry Caray nod at the end!

  • @andrewwenner73
    @andrewwenner73 3 месяца назад +1

    That callout had my wheezing with laughter. Y’all are great!

  • @mnstrz0
    @mnstrz0 3 месяца назад +2

    Damn I actually already use Hart Audio

  • @christophersteele2629
    @christophersteele2629 4 дня назад

    Chelsea is a top tier editor. The Media Offline and Johnny Knoxville bits were hilarious

  • @Mymindtellingmeno
    @Mymindtellingmeno 3 месяца назад +1

    “People love this channel Man”
    Yes we do

  • @phodell
    @phodell 3 месяца назад

    Should have a guest appearance of the star bois, the next time a star wars game comes in the rotation. I know bytt and astrogoblin love riffing of each other. Thanks, Chels, Bruce, Lawdog and Kassem for great content as always.

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 3 месяца назад

    Spot on Tusken Raider Bam impression, Kassem. It's like he was actually there.

  • @ThatPsdude
    @ThatPsdude 3 месяца назад +2

    Here to fill Chelsea best editor quota for the comments!

  • @imsaranicetomeetyou1045
    @imsaranicetomeetyou1045 3 месяца назад +2

    I refuse the join r/aliens because i dont want to spoil Kaseem's weekly Alien Update

  • @BlasArmelin666
    @BlasArmelin666 3 месяца назад +1

    Loved the double media offline joke 😂

  • @dylantheriault3481
    @dylantheriault3481 3 месяца назад +1

    @10:50 Bruce "We Get It And Thats It" Greene speaking the true true yet again

  • @darkgreedo2
    @darkgreedo2 3 месяца назад

    The fact that I can't find anything else on the "Moon Worm" is the scariest part

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 3 месяца назад +1

    Doink Earhole was always my favourite niche Star War character

  • @loganjensen5039
    @loganjensen5039 3 месяца назад

    "nana bu-daba Allen"
    Masterwork right there

  • @aryazabaleta7249
    @aryazabaleta7249 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m gonna need these videos to be a little longer

  • @baileyyeager1376
    @baileyyeager1376 3 месяца назад +1

    Episode 5 was AMAZING. Top 3 duel ever

    • @isaiahbradfordiii4041
      @isaiahbradfordiii4041 3 месяца назад

      Did you see the video of Manny Jacinto practicing the duel choreography? It's really good.

  • @J03FARR0W
    @J03FARR0W 3 месяца назад

    You guys are a freaking riot would you ever think of taking this show live.
    The 3 GOATs of video game journaling sitting on stage with your back to the crowd and game and pretend we ain't there.

  • @rbee6507
    @rbee6507 3 месяца назад

    Bruce having a spot on Raider impersonation that is even better than Lawrences is something I did NOT expect...

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 3 месяца назад

    The things that you say a mere moment before the sponsor part always kills me

  • @chaos_omega
    @chaos_omega 3 месяца назад

    It's time for action! *[puts on goggles]*

  • @LMedina1021
    @LMedina1021 3 месяца назад

    Every week I am looking forward to Kassem Alien Update

  • @eddyspreciouslittlelife
    @eddyspreciouslittlelife 3 месяца назад

    i like that Lawdog only saw two eps, and got so heated towards the "Creative Direction" choices.

  • @celticnoble5650
    @celticnoble5650 3 месяца назад +2

    Is this on the Return to Castle Wolfenstein engine?

  • @ANDavis-fq1ct
    @ANDavis-fq1ct 3 месяца назад +1

    I love that I got served a Kamala Harris ad. I love the irony and the fact y'all are still monetized.

  • @deanwade2934
    @deanwade2934 3 месяца назад

    "What was the name of that droid again?"
    "56789?"
    "That's right"
    I don't know why, but I think that tickled me the most.

  • @Smljhndnsmr
    @Smljhndnsmr 3 месяца назад

    I was partway into the third episode of The Acolyte when it hit me what I was watching the most uninteresting saga of the Star Wars cinematic universe. Immediately dipped out, but maybe I’ll return in a few years to trudge through it like I did with the second half of The Walking Dead show.

  • @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed
    @Mikaeus_Un_Hallowed 3 месяца назад +2

    machinema got nothing on lawrence’s beast one liners

  • @nuggdimmadome2192
    @nuggdimmadome2192 2 месяца назад +1

    I hope jacob has seen this.

  • @redc7146
    @redc7146 3 месяца назад

    6:22
    I’m getting Halo Reach flashbacks

  • @chriswave1992
    @chriswave1992 3 месяца назад +1

    Podcast with all 3 of y'all?🙏

  • @inorka907
    @inorka907 3 месяца назад

    Bioware getting away with "Gerlon Two-fingers?" A character you can fight in the first Knights of the Old Republic game. Different times.

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaire 3 месяца назад

    I love seeing Lawrence have little moments of nerd rage, it's just something I need with my RUclips viewing, like a pad of butter on pancakes

  • @NightOwl0014
    @NightOwl0014 3 месяца назад

    7:34 Jesus Laurance 😂

  • @danielhuggins336
    @danielhuggins336 3 месяца назад

    the alien update song remix sounds uncannily like crystal castles

  • @connorohoare7470
    @connorohoare7470 3 месяца назад

    Wow this game brings back memory’s of being a kid and watching my dad play this. I tried to play it but didn’t know what to do so I watched my dad

  • @y2bianchi
    @y2bianchi 3 месяца назад

    Engagement engaged

  • @kanyon.wilson
    @kanyon.wilson 3 месяца назад

    massimo salutes in chat for brux5

  • @mapleycanadian22
    @mapleycanadian22 3 месяца назад

    Congrats on the engagement guys!

  • @andrewjaramillo4638
    @andrewjaramillo4638 3 месяца назад

    Show your friends the ending of this video. Cause that summed up everything in the best way.

  • @DeadPixel17
    @DeadPixel17 3 месяца назад

    great channel! more Kassem!

  • @Herytik
    @Herytik 3 месяца назад +1

    The greatest trio in history

  • @luckynumchris
    @luckynumchris 3 месяца назад

    As an editor, I really wonder how many people get the "Media Offline" joke.

  • @wallysworst
    @wallysworst 3 месяца назад

    this is the real debate i've been waiting for

  • @ViewedOak
    @ViewedOak 3 месяца назад

    I need Kassem’s shirt desperately

  • @alexxbru
    @alexxbru 3 месяца назад +2

    i need this now!

  • @chaos_omega
    @chaos_omega 3 месяца назад

    It's not tribBLING, it's tribadism!!! Dammit, lawrence!

  • @Skenderbeuismyhero
    @Skenderbeuismyhero 2 месяца назад

    The only reason I remember Osha's name is because of workplace safety.

  • @olli98wood48
    @olli98wood48 3 месяца назад

    Many thanks to Kassem and gang for keeping us to date ref. aliens 👍👽

  • @matiasnunez4513
    @matiasnunez4513 3 месяца назад

    Love to see you guys!

  • @SawyerKnight
    @SawyerKnight 3 месяца назад

    Jacob must be rolling in his grave listening to Lawrence and Kassem not knowing names from the SW lore

  • @JimnyVR5
    @JimnyVR5 3 месяца назад

    6:48 companion cube

  • @chrissandy302
    @chrissandy302 3 месяца назад +1

    ALOGOMRYTHM

  • @fireborn10
    @fireborn10 3 месяца назад +2

    Dark forces 2 is my favourite star wars game I played the crap out of it as a youngling.

  • @nubais95
    @nubais95 3 месяца назад

    I do love this channel Kassem

  • @geosan312
    @geosan312 2 месяца назад

    Now that's what I call pod racing.

  • @biogopher
    @biogopher 3 месяца назад

    I cant tell if Lawrence shaking talking about Acolyte neans I should watch it or not...

  • @mtest3136
    @mtest3136 3 месяца назад

    Ending was lit

  • @nebulaneka8946
    @nebulaneka8946 3 месяца назад +1

    I love the Acolyte "present" arc. The flash back was TERRIBLE. All of ep3 was just awful.
    Ep5 was DOPE

  • @niffleheim3399
    @niffleheim3399 3 месяца назад

    As someone who hasn’t watched any of acolyte yet, Bruce has spoiled everything but also spoiled nothing

  • @Shamr0ck01
    @Shamr0ck01 3 месяца назад +1

    @bruce the shelf is awesome