I didn't realize this: when I first started playing Cookie Clicker, I actually got the achievement to bake 1 million cookies in 35 minutes, which is a shadow achievement. This is supposedly ridiculously hard to get as the game states.
. . . . . . . . . . . You just wasted ur time why did u press read more you realize you’re getting more right? . . . . . . . . . . Oh boy i’m wasting alot of time too P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My life is useless end less tapping! . . . . . , . . . . . . . I think this is the end i’m tired af The End (ᵒʳ ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ)
"You don't beat cookie clicker You simply ascend further Even at infinity, you'll never stop, you can always get further Your body is lost to cookie clicker, then your mind rots with it before your spirit is taken too It's not a game, but a way of life" - some homeless dude one the street i paid to say this
hey! just found out about this and im the current world record holder for 1 million cookies! just wanted to say a big thanks to crispy and best of luck in all your runs! Edit: Youre also playing the wrong version of the game though i dont think this run changes anything with it
My goofy ah uncle is holding me captive. And he is forcing me to watch CrispyConcords Videos (AAAHAAHAHAAAAHHHHHH) Quandaletipsontickledinglequandiedaledingie
What is 500e?????? I only know things like M,B,T,Qa,Qi, Sx,Sp and such. As far as i know there is no number corresponding with "e" The full names of these short letters are: Million, Billion, Trillion, Quadrillion, Quintillion, Sextillion, Septillion, Octillion, Nonillion, Decacillion, Undecacillion, Duodecacillion, Tredecillion, Quadecillion, Quindecillion, Sexdecillion, Sepdecillion and so on.
@JustAPerson i hve seen e in numbers before but not in this format. I never have seen cookie clicker use "e" before though since after a while intead of countinuing to count it just says infinity cookies
My friend watched this video and tried bragging about how hes top 130 on the leaderboard. Like jesus. I just set a new world record too. I am the person to care the least.
ok now u guys speedrun clicking subscribe
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As a 3x Cookie Clicker world record holder, the upside mouse strat is actually the way to go (for the fast click categories)
@@TheHiddenOne659 by clicking
Or just code your self infinite cookies
Drag click?
@@PainIsGainYT nah either he means bolt clicking or scroll wheel upside down and u just slide that mouse across as fast as you possibly can
@@nguyenhongan yeah and I think with a free scroll wheel mouse (i mean like a g502 for example)
Top 10 speedrunners Dream was afraid of.
Crispy
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CRISPY
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@@rsgarza301 why
I know kids in my 5th grade class that would smoke the world record😂
Lol
Ricky*
@@petshorts7321 it’s in one of his videos😂😂
@@petshorts7321 boy
ik this by heart
I didn't realize this: when I first started playing Cookie Clicker, I actually got the achievement to bake 1 million cookies in 35 minutes, which is a shadow achievement. This is supposedly ridiculously hard to get as the game states.
I don't remember the exact number but more than 50% of players on steam have it, I'm sorry to burst your bubble
@@Im_Player_2 nah it’s fine. I’m just relaying what I found out is all.
speed baking 1 which is 35 minutes is a normal achievement, the shadow achievement is for under 15 minutes
@@aradia9726 no speed baking 1 is a shadow achievement
I remember it getting banned from our school because it was “breaking the equipment”
Lmao
get an autoclicker then
@@costa8509 it’s not fun with an auto clicker
Bruh my teachers don’t give a fuck
I’ll break the teachers neck for some cookies it’s normal right 🤗
"We are now live, is everyone excited"
Chat: nooooooo, no this sucks, booooo
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You just wasted ur time why did u press read more you realize you’re getting more right?
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Oh boy i’m wasting alot of time too
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I think this is the end i’m tired af
The End
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@@stumpanimations2431 bruh
@@stumpanimations2431 bro what the fuck
XD
"You don't beat cookie clicker
You simply ascend further
Even at infinity, you'll never stop, you can always get further
Your body is lost to cookie clicker, then your mind rots with it before your spirit is taken too
It's not a game, but a way of life" - some homeless dude one the street i paid to say this
Next Up: I speed run Mr. Crabs Overdoses on Ketamine
man jesus has infected us all
Nobody is faster than Charles white
Eazyspeezy did that
@@DanaWhite69Jones no lies it's all fake Charles White is just to good to be beaten
@@ashtondrysdale2232 he only said he did it
7:07 slowly losing his sanity because of a COOKIE CLICKING GAME
The reason why the 1st place speedrunner was so lucky was because of the Sprite
I've been waiting so long for this vid, i watched him get on the leaderboard live. Let's goooooo
who misses watching crispy play cod 😔😭
got somethin planned wait til next week hehehehe
@@Crispy yo
@@Crispy cod god?
@@Crispy let’s goooooo
@@Crispy 😲😲😲
Please could you come back to the game it's a really loved and enjoyed series on your channel. Hope you come back to it soon :)
Fun fact: if you put your name and then put “saysopensesame” after it, you will get access to the dev log which is overpowered
I am trying it right now
IT WORKS
thank
hey! just found out about this and im the current world record holder for 1 million cookies! just wanted to say a big thanks to crispy and best of luck in all your runs!
Edit: Youre also playing the wrong version of the game though i dont think this run changes anything with it
came here to see this
Wow theres no comments,💀
@@darkzone.1897 lol
Whats the real version?
@@frederikjrgensen834 he was playing version 2.06 or something the version speedrunners use is like 2.04
Crispy: You guys having fun?!
Guy in chat: no i hate it here.
Manz said “stop getting me money” ;)
Mumbo’s mousewheel after building the 8 towers: finally a worthy opponent!
Today I learned that crispy concorde discovered scroll clicking before trycs
Crispy: “STOP GIVING ME MONEY”
The people who donate for the shoutout: *And i took that personally*
I'm so scared no joke i started playing cookie clicker 2 minutes ago then this video came out
cookie clicker 2??? there's no official sequel to cookie clicker as far as i know
@@hydration_fnf That person meant 2 minutes, not version 2
@@hydration_fnf your not the brightest
@@ad7584 oh lol, mb
@@zane8639 Neither are you lmao
Imagine if he used an air compressor on his scroll wheel.
Cookie clicker has a cap of like 50 cps so if u auto clicker like 200 clicks per second or use an air compressor it wouldn’t really help
@@TT-JoezillaRl u even know how much 50 cups is?
@@ajsimpson6038 ong, 50 cps is an insane amount 😂
@@user-ut7pz6kq5v I like your profile picture
@@ajsimpson6038 yeah it’s a lot but an air compressor on a scroll wheel gives u a lot more
i love eating concords, it’s so crispy...
I once played this game and got a CLICKING FRENZY after I bought a grandma at the start of the game and I got 1 million in like 3 minutes
Man I remember the grinding days on this game
same
Gusty Garden Galaxy, good taste in music.
Tip: Roll your mouse wheel on the table from 1 side to the other
My goofy ah uncle is holding me captive. And he is forcing me to watch CrispyConcords Videos (AAAHAAHAHAAAAHHHHHH) Quandaletipsontickledinglequandiedaledingie
This Video Is The First Crispy Video I Have Every Watched and Rewatching This Brings Back Memories :)
I been afk on this game for 1year and well i have 500e cookies and well i finished the game in a 1year
It's impossible to finish the game legitimately so we all know you're lying if you said 1 year lmao
What is 500e??????
I only know things like M,B,T,Qa,Qi, Sx,Sp and such.
As far as i know there is no number corresponding with "e"
The full names of these short letters are:
Million, Billion, Trillion, Quadrillion, Quintillion, Sextillion, Septillion, Octillion, Nonillion, Decacillion, Undecacillion, Duodecacillion, Tredecillion, Quadecillion, Quindecillion, Sexdecillion, Sepdecillion and so on.
@@amountedak9246 yeah he was just lying
@JustAPerson i hve seen e in numbers before but not in this format. I never have seen cookie clicker use "e" before though since after a while intead of countinuing to count it just says infinity cookies
When is speedrunning Your Mom coming out
Godzilla read this a fudging died
Update: I have started an argument because of the fact that I don’t want to curse
Bruh are you 5 you just said a FUDGING died
@@codydavis156 dude, have you not read the comment
@@Cocogracev1 Godzilla read this and fucking died
@@Cocogracev1 at least say fecking
POV: you don’t know what to say because your early
YESS😂😂
Exactly
leave my early out of this.
Pov: this is an unoriginal comment
yes
I’m happy I have 3.436 million cookies and I’m also proud of you!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG COOKIE CLICKER IS BACK PLZ PLZ PLZ DO MORE OF THIS
YES CRISPY WE NEEDED THIS!
Me with double click: my goals are beyond your understanding
Are u a fellow minecraft pvper
@@lameducky ayyyy
Lol
plot twist: the kids are actually sleeping in the basement
Crispy: I MUST BEAT THE WORLD RECORD WITH AMAZING CLICKING SKILLS!
me with my free autoclicker: hello there
“How did you die?” “I was clicking cookies too fast and my fingers caught on fire.”
Use like the spray thing with a straw on the scroll wheel. Wheel go zooooom
He says: the longest 3 minutes
Me in online school: the longest 1 second ever
haha so funny lollol
Cookie Clicker is the best game ever, no cap
Me with Inspect Element: I am 100 parallel universes ahead of you.
Crispy is all the wiggles combined
My friend watched this video and tried bragging about how hes top 130 on the leaderboard. Like jesus. I just set a new world record too. I am the person to care the least.
Is someone gonna tell him 💀he speedran the wrong category
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7:40 close your eyes and listen
Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy: i am inevitable
Crispy: oHhHhHh yEaHHhHhHh me: what the oof is that?!!!!
instructions unclear, im in jail for stealing a million cookies
Everyone gangsta till the mouse starts moving in middle of the night
i watched this
Very observant
pro tip: buy another mouse and use both scroll wheels
6:03 killed me 🤣🍪
6:03
Girl: shit how did you get so good at that.
Crispy: 😈 cookie
the fuu
😐😐 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
@@-watermelonking I can tell you're the friend people make a private gc without.
@@WHYTRYV13 Unfortunately that's true
@@-watermelonking fortunately you mean
I actually laughed one time during this video
“cOoKiE sCrOlLer”
Your pfp is my mums doctor lol
@@jeremykyleshow7696 that’s nic-
*Wait a minute*
@@z3tto_ XD
Wow you are so close to 2 Mil! 1.99 Mil Subscribers!
Crispy: I’m hurting my fingers rn
Me with an auto clicker: I don’t have such weakness
Do it again with a Logitech G502 and just let the scroll wheel spin
Lol
POV: you’re not actually watching the video, you’re looking to see if you made the cut into the chat...
Couldn’t be more right😂😂😂 And I did make it in😜
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lol ur right😂
I think we’ll be seeing Crispy and Kate in another kind of video now that we know how goated crispy’s finger is
mom, can we have eazyspeezy
mom: we have easyspeezy at home
easyspeezy at home:
Cool clicking cookie clicker crispy concords!
The one guy at the start who said "text me (his phone number)" 😭🖐️
I really just watched a man click a cookie for 14 minutes...
Why
@@094jayv9 i dont know
Same
Imagine if it was possible that the chat played cookie clicker and then they do a speedrun on stream
Streamer: sets up obnoxious donation notification
Also streamer: gets mad
bro rly said stop giving me money
speed runned it first try and got clicker frenzy and got a time of 6:56
0:39 ayo,, I’m in the chat 🧍♀️ lmao
So is my number ☹️ my brothers....
We do not care
@@Dicipal I know LOLOL
Me: “installs auto clicker”
Most entertaining video EVER
Tip buy as many cursors as possible because they allow u to get the higher cookies per click
cookie monster would easily get 1st place
i got a million cookies in just 5 minutes because i used an autoclicker.
Same
Everybody is first until they refresh
the truth behind cookie clicker speedrunning: u can beat world record for 10 seconds by just using the hack to get 1m-
This video is oddly entertaining
I don't want much for myself. I just want reading this be healthy, happy and loved.Wishing you a good day 💗
english pls
@@aakashluca8347 English version but shortened: I don’t need shit but you can have a good life if u read this
@@astragamerx6203 thanks
At 13:42 he gets world record
Love how this man can get more views then I ever will🧐😂😅😅
Yeah probably with comments like this
Yeah you’ll never get as many views
@@SPINlX true
dude this game is so addicting lol i spent like years on this not kidding
right when i got on your video and heard cookie clicker i looked back at my homework and it said “Jackson brought cookies to school for his friend”
I think I'm having diarrhea right now but I'm just watching RUclips to pass the time
Shit man make sure it doesn’t go every where
Make more of this content
Crispy be like i wanna die now L ok death note sound plays him nothing happen- dies
imagine he was scrolling with a logitech hyperscroll
Crispy condors:click like
Me:clicks the like button twice lol
YOU CANT, YOUR SPEEDRUNNING GIVES ME PHYSICAL PAIN😅
1:11 when time doesn’t start 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
How to get speed run world record:
1.Use auto clicker
2.Get supplies/food ready
3.Idk
I broke the world record most cookies infinity
put your name as "medival saysopensesame" it gives u dev powers
Guys I'm a hacker on cookie clicker
lol at 10:25 crispy sais 8 seconds over 15 seconds so 23 seconds
Him: trying so hard to scroll the wheel
Auto clickers that click 1000 times per second:-_-
go Crispy go go go crispy go
Congrats hitting 1m views
This is the vid that made me sub